Pop Culture News and Views by Journalist Ian Halperin

I think Jean is pulling shit out of his hypocritical ass. He’s in the envious mindframe of “winning the lottery is just a big headache anyway.” What do you think? (Popeater)

Commiseration pours in…press miscalculated stress couple can bear…Brangie’s desire to go into litigation…bales of documents on their bedroom floor…looks pale drinking Grey Goose…forever in the tracks of terrified children…more barbs than they can carefully count…no friends come and visit…all that glitters is not gold…A pooch’s tongue freed from its palate…just a minor episode in the [...]

It’s possible his inner life is different and the dialogue is remotely conceivable.  Do we need more evidence than the film itself?   Penn should relax some of his tightest tensions in his long effort to locate his real identity.  (PAGE SIX)

To many a sexy style-seeker’s chagrin, ladies’ fashion these days has ventured into no-man’s land, literally. Women (skinny women!) march about the streets donning billowy frocks that look as if they’ve been filched from poo-eater Divine’s closet or mistakenly borrowed from an older, fetus-toting friend. While their male compatriots sport lines so effeminately [...]