Pop Culture News and Views by Journalist Ian Halperin

Instead of shopping her pics around for 10k, Lilo has another way to be rescued from her financial troubles. A wealthy Japanese businessman told IUC today he’s willing to pay Lilo 200k for a hot night of passion or 2 million bucks to have his baby. “I’ve always had the hots for her,” [...]

He’s been on a public campaign for months trying to save his beloved daughter Lilo. Meanwhile, this douche can’t stay away from mischief. Recently, he charmed Kate Major into a couple of nights in the hay and was branded “a complete nutjob” by a former colleague. Now, he’s back where he belongs [...]

She’s been ordered back in court for a DUI matter. IUC sources insist Lilo has been on a massive binge recently, including narcotics, mutiple sex partners and extremely eratic behavior. Is there anyone out there who can save her before it’s too late?