Some of this year’s miss-list includes:
Kim Kardashian: for mistakenly borrowing style-tips from mama Knowles and over-stimulating the world with an eyeful of bodacious ta-tas and a black-diamond rated rump.
Courtney Love: for sneaking into graveyards at night, digging up the dead and wrapping her body in their tattered, yellowing shrouds.
Mary-Kate Olsen: for making it to [...]
- Kenny Chesney “flirts” with Shania at CMA Awards (AHN)
- Lindsay insists she’s no dyke (SIFY)
- IUC told you so, looks like Paula Abdul will leave American Idol (MSNBC)
- Amy Winehouse’s drug dealer gets nabbed (TMZ)
- Brad Pitt pissed about Jen’s comments in Vogue (Glosslip)
- Rod Stewart, who is the subject of an upcoming IUC [...]
A mutual friend of these failed at men stars has revealed to IUC that she wants to hook them up – romantically. “They’re both miserable cause of all their heartbreak,” the friend said. “In fact it seems both Jennifer and Nicole now hate men. They don’t want to get burned again.”
Both of [...]