Cherry trees…Yankee hippy…deserted monastery…intended effect…straddling dilettante…Central Park statuette…owed it to posterity…The Baster sprinkled with Salt…mongrel bitch…wore a monocle…centrifugal existence…endowed and misty…gay Butler…just like JM…bewildered shepherd…ardor and vitality…repatriated soldier…thumbing her nose..Brangiffer…Long Island lighthouse…pederast and pale…damp basement…junkhouse jealousy…pneumatic drills…too rocky for picks and shovels…illegitimate kitty litter…Brangiffer…strange rituals…Clambake…like Elvis or Steve McQueen…ex tells Brad to run fast…drive at [...]

This just in from one of Jennifer Aniston’s closest friends.  “She misses Brad,” the source said.  “She has said several times in the past few weeks how they should have never split.  She doesn’t point the full blame at Brad.  She told me it was both their faults.  She does not mince words when she [...]

Defiant and all-powerful…bogus marriage…mounted picador…distracted by the thought…some string-pulling…doodled for Paulina…hugged Amber…kissed Doreen…sweet, innocent love…continued the training at home…skirts swept up…something very tender and profound…initiation in two more mysteries…completed the drawings…bulldyke…blessings with her left hand…metaphysical quality…precarious balance…hermaphrodite…painter of intimate pictures…right down to her red beard…likes to poke fun of his “doting” mother of six…a few [...]

There was the Rumble in the Jungle and the Thrilla in Manila. Now
brace yourself for the Catfight in Sin City.
For years, the media and the public have been speculating about the
encounter of the century – the moment when the harlot and the cuckold
first meet face to face. Time and again, they teased us with the
promise [...]

lack of whoopee…ex Mrs. Pitt no tactile stimulation…neural receptors…every pore every pulse..just like Morrissey…Jen no like fun in the sun…laid bare before us…abstention from the gods…Johnny B. Goode…just like Rock Hudson…no one can enter…not even Cameron Diaz…No triple decker sandwich with Brangie…Jen no reachy out to humans…can’t understand her identity in its own genesis…same emotional [...]

Angelina’s ex bodyguard is spilling every detail in a new tell all book.  In Touch Weekly has a cover story this week detailing how loose a cannon Angie actually is, including explicit details of what she does behind Brad’s back.  This confirms IUC’s previous stories about how she cheats on Brad.  Saddest thing of all, Jennifer [...]

What oh what did the stars get up to over the holidays? Well, thankfully, to
the delight of John Mayer fans everywhere, big Johnny took time out of his busy strumming schedule to hold a gleeful interfaith cake baking competition on his blog. The grand prize: two JM Stratocasters. You see, while some may think of [...]

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