Pop Culture News and Views by Journalist Ian Halperin

Seems like the newest couple in Hollywood is Charlize and Sean. I’ll nickname them Charpenn. Can they withstand the pressure of Hollywood and become a legendary classic couple? let us know. (Showbizspy)

ROI is the key to any business. Shia and Anne give great returns, Shia $81 and Anne $64 for every buck the studio gives them. Surprisingly, Jen Aniston made the list at number six, tied with my favorite actress Meryl Streep. Here’s the top 10:
1. Shia LaBeouf – $81
2. Anne Hathaway – $64
3. Daniel Radcliffe – $61
4. Robert Downey Jr. – $33
5. Cate Blanchett – $27
6. Jennifer Aniston( tied) – $21
7. Meryl Streep (tied) – $21
8. Johnny Depp – $18
9. Nicolas Cage – $17
10. Sarah Jessica Parker – $17

Sorry as zippyshare…my common excuse for not losing weight is I was hungry each time I tried to diet…gone baby gone…should make new album for Heiress Records called White Stripes…dumb and dumberer…naughty twitter emoticons…wasted like lil wayne…I don’t have the time for a healthy lifestyle…never worked a day in her sorry ass life…it must be something Paris ate…that’s it…or she had a headache and needed some gum…same way Roger Clemens will say he thought all those roids were really cherry chicklets…the dog ate my homework… Like Slick Willie’s But I swear “I didn’t inhale and never tried it again.”…or old pal Nicole Richie explaining why Vicodin was in her system after she was found driving the wrong way on a freeway “And no, there is nothing suspicious about those pills security found. I need them. “I have really bad menstrual cramps”…blowcaine in Vegas…blowcaine in Miami….blowcaine in South Africa…Mommy I can’t go to school today, my butt itches too much!
Te amo, SRRC

I wish they’d bring back Samantha Harris as Tom’s sidekick. Her razor-sharp personality is sorely missed. (The above pic is me being interviewed by Samantha last year for ET).
Who do you think will emerge victorious this year???? For more read (PerezHilton)
- DAVID HASSELHOFF
- MICHAEL BOLTON
- RICK FOX
- BRANDY
- FLORENCE HENDERSON
- THE SITUATION
- JENNIFER GREY
- MARGARET CHO
- BRISTOL PALIN
- AUDRINA PARTRIDGE
- KURT WARNER
- KYLE MASSEY

Today marks the 13th anniversary of the death one of my all time heros, Diana Frances Spencer. IUC recently learned that Diana told one of her closest friends six days before she died that she was terrified Prince Philip would kill her because she refused a proposition he made to have sex with her one night in 1997. The friend said Philip warned her that if she didn’t sleep with him he would make her fear rebellion for the rest of her life. “And he most certainly did,” the longtime Diana friend told IUC. “He must have been loaded that night when he propositioned Diana but the dirty bastard was able to scare her to death. To this day I wonder if Prince Philip arranged the tragic car crash so he could off Diana and never have to fear her talking about what happened. One thing I know for sure is that Diana would have never lied about something like this.”

A longtime pal of drug felony charged PH accused the spoiled wildchild of using her vagina as a hiding place for her stash. “That’s why the first thing she asked the cops in Vegas was to use the bathroom,” the source named “Caroline” told IUC. “She knew it would be her only chance to hide the cocaine and avoid arrest. Paris is not as dumb as she seems. She’s one of the most clever and manipulative people one can ever meet. And she thinks quick, just like she did in Vegas. She has cat like reflexes.” The friend claims that Hilton has eluded airport security in the past by stashing the drugs in a lubricated condom before placing it in her vagina. “That’s what I’ve heard from a very good source, she’s a pro at it,” “Caroline” told IUC. “Paris travels all over the world and parties like a rockstar. I love her but she definitely needs professional help. It’s time she looks at herself in the mirror and realizes she’s not 21 anymore.” Could Paris’ recent arrest finally be the taming of the shrew? let us know