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I remember you said something very similar to that sweetie when you were trying to make your exit from your marriage. It will not always be there? What will not always be there?

The kids, yes they will, they will grow up, and give you grandchildren and a extended family, so indeed they will.

Angelina, well she could be, right? All you have to do is committ to staying there…

Or did you mean they could possibly leave you in death, your biggest fear? You think somehow God would choose to take “all” of them over you..first? Oh that is right, you do not believe in God.

I see, you meant, the family will not always be there, well that is true, children do grow up, but hey look at the bright side, your youngest is only 1 years old, they could be there until you are near retirement, and if you would like to extend that, well, baby mama says she is ready and willing to add to the brood. So, “no worries” you could have them there possibly til “you are not there by the grace of God”..

Oh but I suppose the time limit may expire on the Brangelina thing, is that what you mean? Has Angie found her a brand new thang, so times up? You are not looking forward to just those every other weekends? You seem to be doing just fine with those, but why don't you ever get the girls or the twins? I guess that might make one feel that way.

You say you will risk it all for love, would that be your career? You almost did that when you threw Jen under the bus, buy hey you survived, so, what are you risking for love right now Bradley? The love of your career, the love for someone waiting in the wings for baby mama to move over, are you worried how the public may perceive you if you leave her with six children, or is it four, we just are not sure these days?

So , you are ready to risk it all, not sure who or what will be in your life you say, but with them is where you certainly want to be right now (that would be the kids, is that right?) hmmm, well that does not sound like you are truly worried about it all coming to a end to me, more like you are worried about not seeing the kids, it taking a toll on your image, so this big risk you are taking, who is it for, please , is it a a best friend, cause we know you do not believe in soulmates.

Ann Curry wanted to clear up a few things, so when you get this all figured out, can you give her a ring, she is panting over the phone, and girl needs to get on with her life.

P.S. Just wondering, is this sort of like that experience when you said you did not believe a person could be married to the same person forever, then had to go on Oprah and deny it? Only opposite? You told Parade, Ang baby is your soulmate, but you went on national tv at your premier and said “oh no, I never said that!” 

Great Job, Brad, at least you are consistent in the relationships. I wonder, is the next one going to make you sign a contract that you will never embarass or humiliate her like that? Just curious? I guess Ian will tell us come October. Right?