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IUC Sports: Knicks NBA Star Embraces The Holy Land

HisHighness — Tue, 10 Aug 2010 22:50:49 +0000

Rod Carew, Ike Turner, Sammy Davis Jr. and now NY Knicks’ new acquisition, Amare Stoudemire, have joined the tribe. Is he doing it to get in the good graces of NY fans? Thanks to Dr. Small for this article (Read This)

IUC World Exclusive: Did A-Rod Bet on Baseball?

HisHighness — Mon, 04 May 2009 21:26:44 +0000

If you think you’ve heard it all the past few weeks with leaks from Selana Roberts’ upcoming bio of Yankees’ slugger A-Rod you better take a deep breath. In a six month investigation IUC has learned Alex Rodriguez has bet on professional sports for years, including major league baseball. This according to a Las Vegas bookie who claims he’s received millions of dollars in bets from A-Rod over the last nine years. “I’ve been following all the hype around Ms. Roberts’ upcoming book,” “Red” told IUC. “But it appears she missed out on covering his biggest crime, betting on pro sports. He’s a compulsive gambler.” “Red” would not reveal whether or not A-Rod bet on Yankees’ games. The last name player to admit gambling was Pete Rose, who was barred from America’s favorite pastime for life. “Rose is an angel compared to Alex,” “Red” added. “Alex is the biggest gambler I’ve ever met amongst athletes. He needs professional help.” Developing…

IUC Exclusive: Can The Can come Back at 49? His Highness prepares to launch multi billion dollar class action suit against Major League Baseball for Fraud

HisHighness — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 22:56:09 +0000

One of my all time favorites recently announced he’s attempting a baseball comeback at age 49. Oil Can Boyd is a class act who for some strange reason was blacklisted by MLB in the prime of his career. Now, 18 years since appearing in a MLB game, The Can thinks he still has it. (READ MORE)

Speaking of MLB, I’m launching a class action suit on behalf of all baseball fans against all owners for fraud. The fans have been cheated for years by steroid, drug abusing ballplayers. We the fans have paid hard earned money to attend games that have been determined by the performance of players who for years have been juiced up. The owners have condemned the players but have taken zero responsibilty for the illegal conduct of their employees. They think they can get away with it by pleading ignorance, falsely claiming they had no idea it was going on. Unacceptable!

I’ve been in contact with a top Beverly Hills lawyer who is preparing a case to be launched against MLB and its owners to the tune of $11 Billion. If you know anyone who would like to join the class please have them contact me here. They can post their info in the comments section below.

IUC Exclusive: Super Bowl Steelers Squad has stars who Swing Both Ways

HisHighness — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 00:32:27 +0000

Who can it be?

Watching the big game…just got off the phone with a longtime sports journalist who has covered the Steelers for almost 10 years. He called me from the press box in Tampa. He insists two members of the Steelers starting offence are gay…and at least six others on the squad are Bi. Why are athletes so afraid to come out?

IUC Exclusive: Tony Romo in hot water – Cowboys want to trade him

HisHighness — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 11:18:52 +0000

Behind Jessica Simpson’s back, it is alleged Tony Romo has been seen around town with a mysterious young, hot woman. To top it off, Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones is not amused. He’s pissed

Is Tony preparing to show Jessica the exit?

because it’s all gone to Romo’s head. “Jerry’s fed up with Tony,” a team insider told IUC. “He thinks Tony’s more interested in partying than he is in winning football games. Jerry wants to unload Tony and his hefty contract ASAP. He’s secretly shopping him around to other teams.” DEVELOPING…

IUC Exclusive: Knicks Center Eddy Curry accused of sexually harassing Male Driver

HisHighness — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 05:11:29 +0000

Ever since I’ve been in NYC I’ve heard countless horrific rumors about Curry, but never wanted to believe them. One guy at a Karoake bar told me he jacked off Curry in the back of the club. A member of the Knicks told me Curry and former disgraced coach Isiah Thomas participated in gay orgies every Thursday night, the night before the Knicks usual Friday night game. I was skeptical. But, now this!! (Fox)

IUC Sports: NFL Stars Line Up to play in Pokey

HisHighness — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 16:20:45 +0000

Two recent developments keep the IUC sports rumor bin flowing. Hey has anyone seen Mark Ingram? Former New York Giant receiver was supposed to show up to prison in Kentucky earlier this week. Beginning a 7 year sentence for bank fraud and $ laundering. Now hes on the lam..to be honest I don’t think I would show up either..sad situation, his son is a star at Alabama, maybe he’s waiting till after the bowl games so he could at least watch his kid on TV..
http://www.newsday.com/news/local/suffolk/ny-lidate105959277dec10,0,6489289.story

Once Ingram gets comfortable in the pen he and his pen pal mentor OJ “slasher” Simpson can compare notes on how to stay alive and avoid being raped in prison. Michael “doggie style” Vick has managed to survive pretty well so far in Leavenworth state penitentiary by actually playing football a la Longest Yard>
http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/2008/04/05/2008-04-05_michael_vick_playing_prison_football.html

In Dallas cry baby Terrel Owens is having issues with his quarterback Romo of the Broken Pinkie and tight end Jason Witten, small brained Owens thinks there is a conspiracy theory where Romo and Witten plot to keep the ball away from Owens during games.
How pathetic and distracting to the fading Cowboys…
http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/2008/12/11/2008-12-11_report_terrell_owenstony_romo_rift.html

Football seems to produce the strangest and most bizarre characters. I will rent North Dallas 40 tonight….

(IUC Sports Contributor Fleeze)

IUC Sports: Fleeze wants to know if Avery was a Victim?

HisHighness — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 01:17:54 +0000

Did you see that the mighty NHL suspended Sean Avery for “inappropriate comments” I think this is the most ridiculous thing.What is the definition of inappropriate these days. Curse words and insults are part of our fabric. My God people, Obama and McCain said worse things to each other during their debates than Avery did about other players dating his”Sloppy Seconds” Also the NHL is in no position to ban its most popular player. No one cares about hockey, in America you cannot even find a game on Television cause no network wants to lose money..pathetic.
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/12/06/sports/hockey/06avery.html

(IUC Sports Contributor Fleeze)

IUC Exclusive: Dallas CallGirl says she had sex with A-Rod last week

HisHighness — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 23:33:20 +0000

This just in- a Dallas escort revealed to IUC she engaged in tantric sex with Yankees slugger A-Rod less than a week ago in a Miami hotel. She claims he paid her $3200 for two hours of hard core fun, including toe licking, anal sex and role playing. Wonder if Madonna got off watching it all. Developing…

IUC Sports: Condi Rice headed to NFL? Bush to Revive Ping Pong?

HisHighness — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 21:37:00 +0000

Here in New York everyone was recently transfixed by the absolute stupidity of New York Giant receiver Plaxico Bureess, it was the 35 million dollar gunshot wound, that will destory his career and land him in jail for at least 18 months. He will be made an example, due in court in March..
Condaleeza will be looking for a job soon. Roger Goodel, the NFL commissioner should be looking over his shoulder. Once Ms.

: Is Condi the next commish of NFL?

Rice decompresses from Washington, her testosterone will spike and she’ll be ready for some Football. Watch and see, maybe as frequent in studio guest at Fox. But no matter what, in the next two years Fleeze sees Condi working in the NFL. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Goodell
What will George Bush be doing? PingPong, yes that’s right the sport is making a huge comeback. George will successfully ( for once) manage a chain of Ping Parlors in the Southwest. Meanwhile, Obama will be building an indoor basketball court in the White House.
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/11/27/fashion/27pingpong.html
Sports and politics are very similar. Both plot strategies, both want to beat their opponents and both keep score. There are also great personal stories in sports and politics, stories of valor and failure and sex and cheating. Very often you will find politicians who were successful athletes in their youth, they are able to translate their winning values into the an enduring popularity with voters who then allow them to compete in government.

(IUC Sports Contributor Fleeze)