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IUC Exclusive: Phoenix Not Attracted to Women, according to Toronto Stripper

HisHighness — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 20:35:52 +0000

An hour after I posted this morning, revealing that Joaquin Phoenix is on the
verge of coming out, IUC confirmed an interesting related story by a Toronto stripper.
She told me that she was hired by Joaquin Phoenix’s manager a couple of summers back to
show up at Phoenix’s hotel and get intimate with him for one hour. The stripper,
who works at Toronto’s Brass Rail Club, was shocked with what happened at the
hotel. “When I showed up he refused to touch me,” she said. “He just wanted
me to lay beside him. I tried everything to get him excited but it didn’t
work. Definitely, he’s not into women.” The stripper said she was paid$2,000 cash for her time.

IUC Exclusive: Get Ready for “MADROD”, Madonna and Guy to divorce Friday; A-Rod on deck, Madonna determined to make them modern version of Marilyn and Joltin Joe

HisHighness — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 20:35:34 +0000

Madonna is the willing and unwitting leader of pop culture. Now, in the spirit of her notorious mischief, she will finalize her divorce with Guy Ritchie this Friday in London High Court. And anyone who thinks A-Rod is an insignificant presence better take a pill. As previously reported on IUC, the couple have been spending all their free time together. A-Rod has bragged to friends he’s never had better sex. According to a top NYC model/escort, A-Rod remains on the prowl when Madonna’s away on tour. She claims she’s had sex with him behind the Material Girl’s back, including kinky encounters at NYC’s Four Seasons Hotel. Meanwhile, Madonna wants everyone to know her and A-Rod will live together forever, becoming a modern day version of her idol Marily Monroe’s legendary tryst with Joe DiMaggio. IUC predicts “MADROD” will barely last into next year’s post season, when A-Rod is again playing golf. Stay Tuned!!!!!

IUC Sunday Soup: Shania at CMA’s, Lindsay not gay?, Paul Abdul to leave Idol?, Amy’s dealer guilty, Brad Pissed, Rod Stewart loses it, Oyvama Video

HisHighness — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 14:56:13 +0000

- Kenny Chesney “flirts” with Shania at CMA Awards (AHN)
- Lindsay insists she’s no dyke (SIFY)
- IUC told you so, looks like Paula Abdul will leave American Idol (MSNBC)
- Amy Winehouse’s drug dealer gets nabbed (TMZ)
- Brad Pitt pissed about Jen’s comments in Vogue (Glosslip)
- Rod Stewart, who is the subject of an upcoming IUC expose, threatened to punch out Robbie Williams (Gigwise)
- Dan Hartal, a.k.a. Schmelvis, is the most religious and litigious person in showbiz. He’ll sue you for walking too slow. Now, he’s picked up on our Oyvama theme with a music video he just unleashed on Youtube

IUC Exclusive: Hollywood Madame said members of U2 were clients

HisHighness — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 13:17:37 +0000

In my exclusive interview with notorious Hollywood madame Renata, she revealed members of the mega rock group U2 had been clients for years. “I can’t tell you which ones cause I like them and would feel terrible betraying their trust,” she told IUC.
Meanwhile, Bono was recently spotted having fun with these teen groupies on Edge’s Yacht in St-Tropez. He’s pleading the fifth, but according to people close to Bono it’s much more than a friendly lap dance. Apparently, Bono has women lined up in cities all over the world. READ MORE

IUC Exclusive: Isaiah tried to cover up overdose; Hollywood Madame says he spent 74k at Brothel

HisHighness — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 00:11:59 +0000

Clearly, Isaiah Thomas tried to coverup his suicide attempt. Police reveal his story did not check out. Thomas, according to a close friend of his, was extremely distraught after hearing IUC revealed he was a regular client of Hollywood Madame Renata. Renata told IUC
Thomas spent some 74k on her escorts over a three year period.
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IUC Exclusive: Isaiah Thomas tried to commit suicide hours after seeing his name outed by Hollywood Madame on IUC

HisHighness — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 21:15:35 +0000

A reliable source has confirmed to IUC that basketball legend Isaiah Thomas was visibly shaken after learning he had been linked to a prostitution scandal involving A-List actors and athletes revealed on IUC yesterday. Hours later, he tried to commit suicide, overdosing on sleeping pills and was rushed to hospital, according to a close friend.
The source, who has known the Knicks head coach for years, said Thomas was well aware of the story and worried all day that it would leak out to the mainstream media and he’d face penalties imposed by the Knicks and the NBA. And he was afraid to face his family and friends again, after facing them time and again last year when he was disgraced by a former Knicks’ employee who won a sexual harrassment suit against him. “Your story was the final straw,” the friend said. “I don’t think Isaiah can live with himself any longer. He needs serious psychological help.”
IUC wishes Thomas a healthy and speedy recovery.
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IUC Exclusive: Hollywood Madame says Jack Nicholson requested lewd sex acts with Male Escorts

HisHighness — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 20:56:23 +0000

Eager to name names as well as their sexual proclivities, Madame Renata dissed the dirt to me on another of her clients – Oscar winning actor Jack Nicholson, considered one of the greatest Hollywood superstars in history. She said Nicholson requested the most lewd sex acts of any of her celebrity clients.
“He liked to be pissed on, shitted on, the whole works,” Madame Renata revealed. “A male always serviced him, but I don’t think he’s queer, he’s just adventurous.”
Her explanation just did not make sense to me. Nicholson has long been known at the top of th list of Hollywood’s greatest womanisers.
“You see, you have to understand the life of somebody like that,” she explained. “He spent the last 40 years being worshipped and adored wherever he goes. People like that have so much money and so many things, they’re not necessarily closeted but they want a new adventure.” Though she hastened to add that’s not to say the majority of male actors who hire the gay male escorts are straight. Far from it.
“I’ve got two gay escorts working for me at the moment, one Black, one Italian. They work every single day and one out of five of their calls is from a celeb.”
She proceeds to name about 15 regular famous clients who each request the male escorts. Most of the names surprise me. STAY TUNED FOR MORE

IUC Exclusive: Queen Latifah Mum on Gay Rumors; IUC has proof she loves pussy – we challenge the Queen to finally come out

HisHighness — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 21:14:19 +0000

Queen Latifah, who’s actually a nice person, has finally spoken out on her gay rumors. But she refuses to reveal which way she swings. IUC wants to finally clear it all up – Latifah loves pussy.

This according to a stripper who says the Queen once doled out thousands of dollars on lap dances at a Montreal strip club. “She spent more than five hours in the VIP booth with me,” “Sunshine” said. “The club was closing and still she wanted more. She was licking my tits and touching my pussy all night. She was having a ball. She wanted me to go back to her hotel with her but I told her I don’t go home with clients. She got quite upset.”
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Shana Tova Umetukah – 5769 Should be the sexiest year ever in Jewish History

HisHighness — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 15:23:43 +0000

IUC is instructing all married Jewish couples, young and old, to do the 69 position at least once this year. And, for the sake of art and posterity, video it, send it to me and I’ll post it on Youtube for free. Best video gets a free Kosher dinner at my Manhattan pad, with a live Klezmer band and never before seen sexy videos of Woody Allen making out with members of his family. I might even turn it into a book “Kosher 69 – Eating out Jewish Style”. IUC calls for this year to be the year of the Jewish Sexual Revolution. And we’ll be right there to cover it.

NY’s No.1 escort who trained Spitzer’s call girl about to release Tome

HisHighness — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 16:48:37 +0000

The woman New York Magazine featured on its cover, calling her the No.1 escort in the Big Apple, is about to release a book about her experiences. Included is details on how she befriended and trained Ashley Dupre, the girl who made headlines for servicing disgraced Governor Eliot Spitzer. Judging by the juicy excerpt in yesterday’s paper, it should be a major bestseller.
NY Post.