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IUC Exclusive: Get Ready for “MADROD”, Madonna and Guy to divorce Friday; A-Rod on deck, Madonna determined to make them modern version of Marilyn and Joltin Joe

HisHighness — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 20:35:34 +0000

Madonna is the willing and unwitting leader of pop culture. Now, in the spirit of her notorious mischief, she will finalize her divorce with Guy Ritchie this Friday in London High Court. And anyone who thinks A-Rod is an insignificant presence better take a pill. As previously reported on IUC, the couple have been spending all their free time together. A-Rod has bragged to friends he’s never had better sex. According to a top NYC model/escort, A-Rod remains on the prowl when Madonna’s away on tour. She claims she’s had sex with him behind the Material Girl’s back, including kinky encounters at NYC’s Four Seasons Hotel. Meanwhile, Madonna wants everyone to know her and A-Rod will live together forever, becoming a modern day version of her idol Marily Monroe’s legendary tryst with Joe DiMaggio. IUC predicts “MADROD” will barely last into next year’s post season, when A-Rod is again playing golf. Stay Tuned!!!!!

IUC Exclusive: Gisele to Tom Brady “Get ready to party baby”; Plenty of time now for Horseback

HisHighness — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 00:28:20 +0000

Don’t feel too bad for Pats QB Tom Brady, whose season lasted less than a quarter after he tore the ACL and MCL in his left knee . Right now, he’s probably popping champagne. He’s guaranteed his $10 million plus contract, just for playing all of 10 minutes. And his supermodel girlfriend didn’t seem too upset. She was overheard telling him the next day “Get ready to party baby”. Btw, in between painting the town with Gisele, Brady has at least nine gruelling months of rehab ahead of him – no, no, no!!

IUC Romance: OMFG Jacko hooks up with Pamela, Macca to get Hitched

HisHighness — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 19:23:59 +0000

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For real – pathetic fallen pop icon Michael Jackson is dating fellow plastic surgery disaster Pam Anderson. The two sinewy, disfigured stars have been wining and dining at some of the top spots in Beverly Hills. Wonder if Pam will let Jacko babysit her boys?
- Seems Heather Mills did not teach Paul McCartney a good lesson by walking off with some $50 million of his Can’t Buy Me Love fortune. He’s already popped the question to wealthy, NY socialite Nancy Shevell. Nancy said yes but there was a slight problem – she’s still married. She’s instructed her lawyers to expedite divorce proceedings against her moneybags hubby Bruce Blakeman. And don’t be surprised if she appears on The View soon. Babara Walters, a client of literary guru Mort Janklow (whose son Luke is the David Beckham of the publishing biz), is her cousin.

IUC Exclusive: A-Rod Definitely Hit a Home Run with The Material Girl

HisHighness — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 15:26:23 +0000

A close friend of NY Yankees slugger Alex Rodriguez told IUC he’s sure the star slugger had an affair with Madonna. “It was much more than just hanging out,” the friend said. “A-Rod would show up at her Central Park late at night and leave early the next morning. A-Rod bragged to his friends how in love he was with Madonna. It was certainly the root of why his wife (Cynthia) filed for divorce.”
The friend went on to say how Madonna told A-Rod she wanted their relationship to be like Marilyn Monroe’s love affair with Joe DiMaggio. “She told him they were a modern day version of The Yankee Clipper and Marilyn Monroe,” the friend said. “A-Rod said she has one of the hottest bodies he’s ever seen. That says a lot cause A-Rod is a player, he’s been with tons of women.”
BTW, shortly after they struck up a relationship Madonna brought A-Rod to Kabbalah classes at a Midtown location and hooked him up with her Kabbalah Rabbi friend Michael Berg.