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Mourning Mandela – RIP Zenani

HisHighness — Sun, 13 Jun 2010 13:57:10 +0000

My heart goes out to Nelson Mandela after losing his beloved great granddaughter Zenani, 13, in a car accident following a star studded concert to kick off the World Cup. There are no words to describe the pain of burying a child. RIP Zenani.

IUC Smells Rat Here – Was Polish President Murdered?

HisHighness — Sun, 11 Apr 2010 14:04:45 +0000

As one mourner put it, “How could they have allowed all these people – the president, all the military chiefs of staff, the central bank governor – to fly together in an old plane? It was a tragic mistake,” he said.
No, it wasn’t! Look for new details to emerge shortly that his was no accident.
IUC sends condolences to the people of Poland and to all the family members and friends of the victims. RIP! (ABC) Developing…

Who Do You Think is The Sexiest Politician Today?

HisHighness — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 12:07:45 +0000

Many will say Obama. Is there anyone out there sexier than the U.S. Prez?

IUC Exclusive: Mystery Maryland Woman Says “I Want to Marry Bill Clinton”

HisHighness — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 18:56:25 +0000

A mystery Maryland woman contacted IUC, claiming she had an on/off affair with Bill Clinton for several years and says she plans to marry the married President. The former model/dancer who calls herself “Chaki” refused to provide IUC with proof when I asked her for corroboration. “If you don’t print it I’ll take it elsewhere,” she said. IUC reserves judgment on this one.

IUC Exclusive: Fidel Castro is Huge Fan of Angie

HisHighness — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 22:43:06 +0000

During the filming of an upcoming documentary on “Cuba’s Dynamic Culture” a top aide revealed to me how infatuated President Fidel Castro is with Angie Jolie. “The man has been a big fan of hers for years and years,” the aide said. “Castro would give his right arm to have a night alone with her. He thinks she’s the sexiest woman in the world.” Developing…

IUC Exclusive: On Presidents Day IUC Outs America’s Gay Founding Father

HisHighness — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 13:55:08 +0000

You may have noticed that the nation’s most beloved President’s mug was removed today from the poll below this post. In honor of Presidents Day and the 200th birthday of the 16th President, IUC is outing Lincoln as America’s gay founding father. The late historian, C.A. Tripp, alleged in the controversial book The Intimate World of Abraham Lincoln that Lincoln was more attracted to men and that the women in his life were invented by biographers (his infatuation with Anne Rutledge) and his affair with Mary Owens and marriage to Mary Todd was not true love. Tripp and other historians have argued that Lincoln’s first real love was Joshua Speed, the young store owner he moved in and shared the same bed with after moving to Springfield, Ill.

Tripp’s allegations were made long after many other historians spun the same theory. In fact, it goes back decades. In 1926, it was alluded to in a Carl Sandburg biography that said Lincoln’s relationship with Speed had “a streak of lavender, and spots soft as May violets.”

Lincoln might be the nation’s vision of liberty and equality more than we all even realize.

IUC Exclusive: Caroline Kennedy was forced to withdraw from Senate Bid cause of Extramarital Affair With New York Times Publisher

HisHighness — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 16:37:11 +0000

Sulzberger and Kennedy have reportedly been seeing each other for years

IUC has confirmed Caroline Kennedy was told last week to immediately withdraw from her NY Senate bid cause of her ongoing extramarital affair with New York Times publisher Arthur Sulzberger. Sulzberger, known as “Pinchy”, is married but in middle of a divorce to his wife of 33 years, Gail Gregg. A top DNP source revealed to IUC once several top Democrat Party members became aware of the affair before President Obama was inaugurated, they called a heart to heart with Kennedy, who has reportedly been leading a seperate life from her designer husband Edwin Schlossberg for years.

“Obama’s camped freaked out cause it was so close to the inauguration,” the source told IUC. “They made a concerted plan to keep it quiet until after the inauguration. Obama’s camp was nervous that it would be leaked before he was sworn in and a major sex scandal would rock his Presidency before he was even sworn in. I know several people who breathed a sigh of relief when Ted Kennedy got sick that day cause it was a perfect excuse for Caroline to use to bow out of the race. It’s all sickening.” DEVELOPING…

IUC Exclusive: Obama wanted Caroline Kennedy to become first woman President elect in 2016

HisHighness — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 21:53:15 +0000

It was none other than President Obama who convinced Caroline Kennedy to seek Hilary Clinton’s senate seat. Obama wanted to position Kennedy to succeed him as Commander In Chief in 2016. “Barack and Caroline worked closely the past couple of years,” a source in the DNP told IUC. “Barack wanted to position Caroline as the first woman President, and to be his successor. He didn’t think anyone else out there was a better candidate.

“That’s why he gave Hilary a high profile seat – so he could make sure she was out of the picture for good. He also believes Hilary will be a better Secretary of State than she would be President cause he feels someone like Caroline will tap into the youth market the same way he has. He also believes a Kennedy would be more inclined to have an impact of change, the focus of his campaign, more than a Clinton.” One of Obama’s heroes is none other than Caroline’s dad, JFK. “Barack wanted to do this so the legacy of JFK would live on stronger with his daughter making history,” the source said. “He believes in Caroline more than anyone on the planet. Caroline’s usually a very private person, but Barack was able to convince her to get active and in the public spotlight. It was quite a feat.”

Here’s why Caroline withdrew (NY Times)

IUC Exclusive: Obamas dazzle at Balls – did they have wild sex first night in White House?

HisHighness — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 05:40:20 +0000

They danced, romanced and dazzled last night at all the inauguration balls. New President Obama told close friends months ago he planned on having a memorable first night in the White House. The way he danced with Michelle last night, it would be surprising if the Obamas did not continue shake, rattling and rolling till the wee hours in the White House Master Bedroom. Obama has gone on record in the past saying how much he enjoys having sex with his gorgeous wife Michelle. IUC predicts the Obamas will have another child while in office – probably through adoption. (Read More)

IUC names George Bush Worst U.S. President Ever

HisHighness — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 12:15:36 +0000

Enjoy today’s historic inauguration. Great to see George Bush leaving on a one way ticket back to Texas. Here’s to justice – hoping one day Bush will be held accountable for the disastrous state he left the world in and the millions of innocent lives lost because of his war mongering decision making. (Read This)