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IUC World Exclusive: Libya Celebrates Death of A Ruthless Dictator – Sayonara Col. Muammar el-Qaddafi

HisHighness — Thu, 20 Oct 2011 14:09:28 +0000

IUC World Exclusive: I Predicted California’s Royal Couple Would Split After Leaving Office, And They Did – Arnold and Maria Finally Part Ways; Maria would Have Left Arnold years Ago If not For the Sake OF Her Devoutly Catholic Parents

HisHighness — Tue, 10 May 2011 05:50:43 +0000

In my book The Governator I gave exclusive details on new mistresses in Arnold’s life. Maria was not amused. In several radio interviews promoting The Governator I predicted the couple might split after Arnold left office. And they did! The only reason why Maria stood by Arnold this long is because of how how devoutly Catholic her parents were, attending mass every day. That’s why she couldn’t divorce him while they were still alive. This from a close friend of the family:
“Maria really left him years ago but stood by him while he was in office to avoid a major political scandal,” the friend told IUC. “Maria said she’d never leave Arnold while her parents were alive. When your book came out with all kinds of new women coming out about their encounters with Arnold, Maria went ballistic. She firmed up her exit strategy.” Developing….

Sugar Ray Ramone Catone (The Bronx Bi-Blogger) – Praising Barry O!!!

HisHighness — Wed, 04 May 2011 14:40:42 +0000

Capturing the phylactory…better than a box spring…saving money with coupons…blue smoke free cigarette…siphoning beer from BP…jiminy peak…quutamo apocalyptica…feeding quinoa to AJ’s dogs…the queen of spades…furry and plushie…yipit crunchbase…turning stone to bread…just like the white winged dove…AJ jealous of Michelle’s flat foot boogie…dream on and bimbo was her name.
Te Amo,
SRRC

IUC World Exclusive: Justice For The World

HisHighness — Mon, 02 May 2011 13:48:57 +0000

To all the families and friends of 911 victims hope this day makes you feel better. Peace is much more fun than war. In the end everyone gets what they deserve!!!!

Mourning Mandela – RIP Zenani

HisHighness — Sun, 13 Jun 2010 13:57:10 +0000

My heart goes out to Nelson Mandela after losing his beloved great granddaughter Zenani, 13, in a car accident following a star studded concert to kick off the World Cup. There are no words to describe the pain of burying a child. RIP Zenani.

IUC Smells Rat Here – Was Polish President Murdered?

HisHighness — Sun, 11 Apr 2010 14:04:45 +0000

As one mourner put it, “How could they have allowed all these people – the president, all the military chiefs of staff, the central bank governor – to fly together in an old plane? It was a tragic mistake,” he said.
No, it wasn’t! Look for new details to emerge shortly that his was no accident.
IUC sends condolences to the people of Poland and to all the family members and friends of the victims. RIP! (ABC) Developing…

Who Do You Think is The Sexiest Politician Today?

HisHighness — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 12:07:45 +0000

Many will say Obama. Is there anyone out there sexier than the U.S. Prez?

IUC Exclusive: Mystery Maryland Woman Says “I Want to Marry Bill Clinton”

HisHighness — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 18:56:25 +0000

A mystery Maryland woman contacted IUC, claiming she had an on/off affair with Bill Clinton for several years and says she plans to marry the married President. The former model/dancer who calls herself “Chaki” refused to provide IUC with proof when I asked her for corroboration. “If you don’t print it I’ll take it elsewhere,” she said. IUC reserves judgment on this one.

IUC Exclusive: Fidel Castro is Huge Fan of Angie

HisHighness — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 22:43:06 +0000

During the filming of an upcoming documentary on “Cuba’s Dynamic Culture” a top aide revealed to me how infatuated President Fidel Castro is with Angie Jolie. “The man has been a big fan of hers for years and years,” the aide said. “Castro would give his right arm to have a night alone with her. He thinks she’s the sexiest woman in the world.” Developing…

IUC Exclusive: On Presidents Day IUC Outs America’s Gay Founding Father

HisHighness — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 13:55:08 +0000

You may have noticed that the nation’s most beloved President’s mug was removed today from the poll below this post. In honor of Presidents Day and the 200th birthday of the 16th President, IUC is outing Lincoln as America’s gay founding father. The late historian, C.A. Tripp, alleged in the controversial book The Intimate World of Abraham Lincoln that Lincoln was more attracted to men and that the women in his life were invented by biographers (his infatuation with Anne Rutledge) and his affair with Mary Owens and marriage to Mary Todd was not true love. Tripp and other historians have argued that Lincoln’s first real love was Joshua Speed, the young store owner he moved in and shared the same bed with after moving to Springfield, Ill.

Tripp’s allegations were made long after many other historians spun the same theory. In fact, it goes back decades. In 1926, it was alluded to in a Carl Sandburg biography that said Lincoln’s relationship with Speed had “a streak of lavender, and spots soft as May violets.”

Lincoln might be the nation’s vision of liberty and equality more than we all even realize.