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IUC World Exclusive: Brand New Baggage….Lost in the Abyss!

HisHighness — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 15:18:13 +0000

Lost in the abyss…tears like diamonds on the floor…saving the indigenous soul…shopping for the impossible…dreaming like Izzy Stradlin…fornix eye…a seer is greater than a prophet…brand new baggage…mixing the wrong foods!

IUC World Exclusive: Just the tip…..el nuevo dia!!!!!

HisHighness — Wed, 04 Jan 2012 17:17:23 +0000

Brand and Katy ko’d!!!!….just like HRH predicted….just the tip…frozen synapse…el nuevo dia…gift basket zabars…sayonara fuchs orchids…aswan dam!!!!!

Happy Thanksgiving To All….wishing everyone a great holiday weekend!!!!!!!

HisHighness — Wed, 23 Nov 2011 15:46:51 +0000

“Gratitude makes sense of our past, brings peace for today, and creates a vision for tomorrow.”
—Melody Beattie

“As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them.” –John F. Kennedy

“Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.” –Johnny Carson

“I love Thanksgiving turkey … it’s the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts.” –Arnold Schwarzenegger

IUC Exclusive: Justice Finally Served – Dr. Conrad Murray Found Guilty

HisHighness — Tue, 08 Nov 2011 14:37:31 +0000

There was never doubt about Murray’s guilt. Finally, he is found guilty for the egregious acts he administered to his patient Michael Jackson. I hope this scares the willies out of every doctor on the planet and makes sure they conduct themselves properly at every moment. My heart goes out to the Katherine Jackson, Michael’s adorable children and the rest of the Jackson family. They have been through a very difficult time and hopefully they can finally have some sort of peace of mind. RIP MJ, you were and still remain the greatest!!!!!

- Smokin Joe Frazier passed on. He was a true original and will be sorely missed. RIP Joe!!!

IUC Breaking Blind Item – Famous Hollywood Couple Hooked on Zoloft

HisHighness — Thu, 27 Oct 2011 15:56:30 +0000

Can you guess who?????

Sugar Ray Ramone Catone: Sunday Morning Coming Down…David and Busters!!!!

HisHighness — Sun, 23 Oct 2011 14:08:00 +0000

Sunday morning coming down…intrepid tenders…glee and the warblers…super pallet elk grove…could it be the world’s gone colder…david and busters…sooner than a nooner…ex for the fallen dreams…no faithful provisions!!!!
Te Amo,
SRRC

IUC World Exclusive: Today’s clue – Blame Game; TBAR’s Mouthwatering Filet

HisHighness — Wed, 05 Oct 2011 13:22:30 +0000

French connection….blame game…smelling smoke from the pellet…frying thermometer…dazzling addar…fiction orchestra!!!!!

IUC Restaurant Review: NYC’s TBar Steak and Lounge on Third Avenue is one of the Big Apple’s best kept secrets when it comes to fine dining. Never have I tasted such tender and tasty filet. And the sides were equally as good. This place has it all – ambience, cool chic crowd and top notch drinks. A must dining experience!!!!!

MJ Case: Prosecution Reveals Tape Of Michael in May 2009 of The King of Pop Groggy and Drugged Out On Propofol

HisHighness — Tue, 27 Sep 2011 17:22:29 +0000

I hope Murray rots behind bars. As I said in my book and film, The King of Pop would still be alive today if it was not for the vultures around him. MJ’s final days is all documented in the film I directed, please watch it here (Gone Too Soon)
To hear the groggy tape of MJ ClickHERE)
RIP MJ!!!!

Was the Charlie Sheen Roast Too Over the Top????

HisHighness — Tue, 20 Sep 2011 14:40:35 +0000

Lots of racist and sexist jokes. Was it too much or did you enjoy it? (Mike Tyson Roasts Sheen) let us know…and check out the trailer for my film about Charlie (Youtube)

IUC Sunday: Why Did Brad Back Down???? Gorge with Fred at Red, or La Petite Maison….

HisHighness — Sun, 18 Sep 2011 14:23:51 +0000

Clearly, there’s far more to this story. For some reason Brad got the shakes and backed down from what he spewed to Parade. Please, give us your thoughts (READ THIS)

- IUC Sunday Dining Picks: Red has a magnetic ability to serve up the best, making it Florida’s hottest beef palace. South Beach finally has a steak house that tops its longtime steak monopoly, Prime 112. Red Steakhouse serves up world class filet, NY cut and has the best sides I’ve ever had. Try the mash laced with truffle, it will make you salivate. But the best part of the place is its manager, Fred. One of the most astute and hands on restaurant managers you’ll ever meet, Fred exudes class and lives by his motto that his customers only deserve the best quality at affordable prices. And he makes sure the welcome reception is extremely friendly and fun, unlike Prime 112 which usually has an often rude receptionist and staff that can make the experience very uncomfortable. Fred is Red!!!!!

- Another culinary gem is La Petite Maison on 54th Street in midtown Manhattan. If you crave top french cuisine with a Provencal twist this is the best place to go outside of France. The roasted bone marrow with confit tomatoes was out of this world. The nicoise salad is to die for and the zucchini-flower beignets with a glass of rosé will make you feel that this place is the closest thing in North America to dining on the French Riviera. A must experience!!!