I’m going to post my guesses to the solutions of the last four riddle posts, but a few thoughts first.
These riddles are like cryptic crossword puzzles. You can get to the end of the puzzle and have a word or set of numbers that don’t fit and then have to go back and try and figure out where the mistake was made. Process of elimination and hindsight are valuable tools in figuring it out. It’s the cryptic nature of this that draws me back over and over.
I’ve always believed the solution to a riddle is a one or two sentence statement. The clue phrases are usually short and a one or two word description in kind should suffice (that is if we could find the right few words that fit!! Many posters contributions are woven into my guesses, so thank you for all your posting!
There are few things that I agree with Kate about and one is that we’re not meant to solve these 100 percent. It’s funny but I had that thought a couple of weeks ago “we’re just not meant to solve these completely” lol.
Second, I agree that a “Bambi” baby is not a big enough story or headline. Someone having a baby with their ex- would be bigger, especially if it’s “The X” in this case, but still not really big enough imo. A ‘love child’ for actors this has long been a HW staple so a good (their good) PR team could easily handle manipulating the headlines on that situation. I’m on the fence as to whether “Bambi” plays into this at all.
Third, there doesn’t appear to be any BP in the Carmelo story. The April 16th ***breaking Angie-Anthony basketball story coming soon*** on the “avoid going bust” post and the two Angie tweets the same day only point to her. It’s also a female bare butt on the NBA 4/13 post. Some of that information may be in the “All the single ladies…” post but I’m guessing he’s still holding onto that story.
I think I’m close on the Texas 1464 riddle and it was great fun figuring it out and, if I’m even close, absolutely brilliance by Ian. On this thread someone posted (and I can’t find it right now to give credit) about James Haven’s movie. It was this post that clicked w/me about the 1464 Texas Farm Road and ideas flowed from there. So thank you. I had forgotten about that movie. It was filmed in Texas in the spring 2011. It’s key.
JMO on the solution:
This riddle clue is the one I’m the most uncertain about. It reads to me almost as if Ian is taunting her. AJ threatened to leak information about BP’s love child (?prissy and pink? Or another?) if he didn’t ‘put a ring on it’ (just like LaLa did to Carmelo) in order to keep information about her fling w/Melo from leaking. The double-standard.
The photo used suggests that the “engagement” was supposed to be a “commercial,” a photo op, the usual tactic to get the headline mill in high gear to redirect the media from looking at other information about the couple that may be out there. HER way of doing business. Not supposed to be an engagement thus the Friday the 13th confirmation by BP’s manager that it’s a “promise for the future” (his promise to stick w/her through this mess?). Either AJ manipulated the situation into an engagement or the whole thing just got f/u. Could be either imo.
4/26/12 All the single ladies…put a ring on it??? ENGAGEMENT????
Cuz if you like it then you should have put a ring on it – DOUBLE-STANDARD
I’m not that kind of girl – TO BE WITH A MARRIED MAN
just saying Carmelo – REMEMBER NYC (4/16 tweet)
and little Mr. Delivery Man – and BP BEGGING FOR RELEASE, F/OFF I’M OUT (“Is this the Last of the Show” 1/31/12)
UPS three months ago – (“Brand New Baggage…Into the Abyss” January 24, 2012) when INFORMED OF INFORMATION LEAK (“Famous Hollywood Couple Forced to Watch NBA Basketball in the Raw” 4/13/12)
Remember that Jolie woman – IAN TO HER, “I KNOW ABOUT THIS”
Kissing the Blarney Stone – GIFT OF CONVERSATION/ELOQUENCE, RISKY TO OBTAIN = HER TRANSFORMATION
asking the wrong questions Dexter -(began in ’05) FROM THE “SERIAL KILLER” TAUGHT THE CODE (family business)
have you ever been mellow – REMEMBER MELO (4/16 tweet)
serious and eager – EARNEST = DETERMINED
like Tony and Frances — BP/AJ LOVE/HATE RELATIONSHIP
diamonds are the hardest metal – FALSE REPRESENTATION
feeling a cold sore coming on = SOMETHING’S ERUPTING
like the moon over the day, Doris that is = AJ LAMENTS HER FAILURE TO INTIMIDATE
Rock Hudson wave = BP REALIZES WHAT THIS HAS COST HIM
Photo = Doris Day and Rock Hudson in LOVER COME BACK – Carol is going to turn Jerry in to the company president because of his behavior. Jerry agrees to support her “commercial” with a fake brand/product to avoid disclosure.
JMO on the solution:
JAMES JUMPS THE SHARK – his low point: when filming “Deep In The Heart” in TEXAS in the spring of 2011 his 1464 laptop computer “crashed” and was possibly brought in for repairs and information stolen (by a computer virus?). This riddle appears to be, in part, a list of some of the information believed to be on the computer.
4/30/12 IUC World Exclusive: Not 1545…Feeling the Kicks No More
??(THIS IS) NOT 2009…NO FUN ANYMORE??
Trying to avoid public controversy – HOPING TO KEEP THIS OUT OF THE NEWS (all of this post, not just the “miscarriage” clue phrases that follow)
…physical trauma…induced…14 weeks of gestation…suction-aspiration… = INVOLUNTARY MISCARRIAGE
Prostaglandin analogs – lipid compounds including fatty acids soap, wax and steroids = STEROIDS
Like Kay to Michael – EX-WIFE
Summoned to the house of séance – BURNT OFFERINGS/SACRIFICE
Defying the odds kele moon – Kele (female) thrives on pushing the envelope/no rules – JOLIE
Fake doctors note – FALSE DOCUMENTATION
Mystery woman’s nude pictures on Dell Inspiron – NUDE COMPUTER PHOTOS (like the April tweet)
Not 1545 – ??NOT 2009?? (1545 Dell introduced in Jan 2009)
Some form of Newton method -INPUT/OUTPUT INITIAL GUESS TO THE ROOT OF THE PROBLEM (how the material was stolen – computer virus)
Pics of yeast infection…Pics of a glass of wine – MORE COMPUTER PHOTOS
Jen’s call of the dead easter egg – JEN’S SECRET OPERATION PITT (?Prissy and Pink) and MAY 2011 RELEASE
Trouble of the “crashed” 1464 – INFORMATION LEAK ON SPRING 2010 MODEL
Doug’s headers exhaust cutout – SELF-APPLIED COVER ON DISCHARGE
Wholesale bling – COSTUME JEWELRY = ENGAGEMENT RING
Miserable failure – DIDN’T HAVE EFFECT HOPED
James jumps the shark – JH LOW POINT, UNREDEEMABLE, LOSS OF CREDIBILITY
Getting the elder scroll in skyrim – FREE ROAMING ROLE PLAYING CHARACTERS
pretending meaning in Hindi – THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT YOU ARE
Feeling the kicks no more = NO FUN ANYMORE
Dam it feels good to be a gangsta = IT (software tech) EMPLOYEES IN CONTROL (see office space movie)
Stolen child support = either BP CAN’T LEAVE HOMESTEAD
Wayward cloud = PORN FILM W/COMATOSE ACTRESS
Driving killing games = ONLINE RACE TO DAMAGE OR KILL
“monogamous animals” (yeah right!) – MATE FOR LIFE (yeah right!)
Living the life of Riley =LIVING THE IDEAL, CONTENTED, EASY W/NO WORRIES LIFE
Brangie loves his reflection – THEY LOVED THE PERCEPTION OF THEM AND ALL THE ATTENTION
Until 1464!!! – UNTIL THE COMPUTER “CRASH”
Photo: Texas Farm Road 1464 – represents the computer model, when and where the information was leaked/obtained, and that it’s now on the market. James Haven was in the movie “Deep in the Heart” filmed in Austin, TX in the spring of 2011
Scroll: 1464bp – cause of the leap year engagement, he’ the lone star trying to battle for control of information
Photo: Wm Bendix & Mary Anderson in Hitchcock’s LIFEBOAT – passengers on a lifeboat during WWII after their ship is torpedoed by a German U-boat. Passengers are stuck in the lifeboat with a German survivor- the person that caused the problem (JH)
Scroll: Bendix (a company initially started in Chicago in 1914 that makes BRAKES, small appliances and some COMPUTERS which was eventually rolled into the Honeywell Corp) COMPUTER BREAK
Also: Bonus – 02/09/99 AJ/JLM divorce date (??somehow ties into the miscarriage??LEAKING OF FALSE INFORMATION ABOUT JA???)
Major announcement: I’ve had interest in another book about the dynamic couple – I might release it as an Ebook, anybody want to read it?? TEXT AND IMAGES IN DIGITAL FORM/ENOUGH TO FILL A BOOK LENGTH PUBLICATION
William Bendix famous quote: “What a revoltin’ development this is!”
JMO on the solution:
This is a riddle post about BP so “are tarantulas poisonous” would be a question about him, or to him – this won’t “kill” him but it will be painful. This suggests to me that their current situation is about her and not as much about him especially if the “crashed” 1464 computer was Haven’s.
May 9, 2012 Beatles Area Rug…Fooling the Bladder Cops
London Cover …To Keep the Secret
End of the bed bench – (hope chest) – PUTTING HOPES IN
Starring the bewley bunch – PARENTAL SELF-DISCIPLINE FOR ORDINARY FAMILY ROUTINE
Beatles area rug – AND LONDON HOME COVER
Stuck big time rush – IMMOBILIZED
Zoolabo – BY ONLINE ANIMAL GAMES (computer info on “crashed” 1464)
Are tarantulas poisonous – WON’T KILL HIM BUT BITE IS PAINFUL
Bison burrito revenge – RETURN TO CANDYLAND (homestead) TO FIGHT ENEMIES
Sex is not the problem lust is – NOT EVEN A HINT
Fooling the bladder cops – TO AVOID DETECTION/KEEP THE SECRETS
Taking a physical count of inventory – AND DETERMINE LOSS AND DAMAGE
Whiskey tango menu – of SECRET CODE (family) MENU
Carmelo body fat – and C.A. DENSITY (VOLUME OF MATERIAL)
Kissed like Yanina Wick – TO HALT THE GAME
Photo: Beatles Candlestick Park August 29, 1966 Final Concert Poster -?? HIS ROLE THROUGH SUMMER? ??HIM ‘LONE STAR’ VS REPUBLIC??
Scroll: londonarearugkeyclue – ??PRESENTING ORDINARY FAMILY, FILMING ROUTINE WHILE THEY GET A HANDLE ON THIS SITUATION??
Tags: BP, ca HIS SITUATION IS SO MUCH BIGGER THAN C.A.’s HAVING A LOVE CHILD AND BEING FORCED TO MARRY.
Ringo Starr’s comments about Candlestick Park concert: “There was a big talk at Candlestick Park that this had got to end. At that San Francisco gig it seemed that this could possibly be the last time, but I never felt 100% certain till we got back to London. John wanted to give up more than the others. He said that he’d had enough.”
JMO on the solution:
Boobie trap is a woman’s cleavage exposed. Cleavage is a fissure or division. To cleave is both “to cling” and “to split by blow” – PASSIVE/AGGRESSIVE
The last four riddle posts suggest to me that most of the information from the computer leak is about HER and less about BP. But since she’s the mother of his children and there will be collateral damage if the leak goes public, he remains to try and control the situation and protect the children.
May 23, 1012 Boobie Trap Game…French Mistress Paintbox
PASSIVE/AGGRESSIVE GAME…AT CANNES
Hayneedle sandbox – CHILDREN’S PLAY YARD (voight?)
Flying to the moon hacked – UNORTHODOX LIFESTYLE
Boobie trap game – lead to PASSIVE/AGGRESSIVE GAME
French mistress pantbox – AT CANNES
Stolen valor act – PENALTY OF ENGAGEMENT
Gone and never coming back – female living a lie = AJ; male gone again = BP
Uncle kracker smile – HAPPY, FEEL GOOD
Donning and doffing – changing in/out of clothes – CHANGING PERSONAS
Jango fett – her genetic clone = JH
Jon voight illuminati – FAMILY BUSINESS
Brotherly love – I****T
Sealing the abyss – CONTROL THE INFORMATION LEAK
Hassan whiteside – ??basketball star??
Knife throw sound – WHOOSH; QUICKLY
Kid’s hideout – FOR CHILD CARE
Child welfare league of America – TO ADVOCATE BETTER OUTCOME FOR VULNERABLE CHILDREN
Photo: PR photo of JH and AJ kissing, “If I didn’t have my films as an outlet for all the different sides of me I’d probably be locked up.”
Scroll: lovetolove – JHtoAJ (stuck to each other)
Tags: boobie trap game – PASSIVE/AGGRESSIVE BEHAVIOR IS HOW HE CONTROLS HER
Great Job Rushdog!
Hassan whiteside – ??basketball star??……..Hassan wears the #33, which is the level of illumination/enlightenment for the illuminati.
Rushdog, you have done a great job ! As you almost have created a clue of your own I will read it again to see if I understand it in the right way.
But why hide your thoughts on the B-side ? All of us want to read about your take on the clues !
It’s on the B side so these posts are separate from the 500+ on the first thread. I didn’t want them stuck in the middle of hundreds of posts.
@Up the Coast:
It could be the illuminati again, but why use him just for his jersey number unless he’s part of it. I was thinking that maybe he was involved like Carmelo although he’s awfully young and I supposed more easily lured w/female ways. I’m not sure the exact definition on that clue phrase matters. I think I’ve got the gist of this esp. the Texas post. It sure sounds to me that the techies got a load of info because the idiot JH put it on his computer.
Great job but you’ve raised some questions for me:
1. BP, ca…what do you think are brad’s problems that are bigger than ca’s? It seems that much of this is about aj/jh. What was found on the crashed 1464, maybe?
2. Jango fett – her genetic clone = JH…could the genetic clone be jh/aj’s? I keep thinking about that blind on another blog a year ago about a secret love child being paid off by it’s mother and the mother being blackmailed by a trusted employee she confided in who was later fired. The employee tried to blackmail her and was threated by her hired thugs. Ian’s also had a clue that alluded to a secret love child. Maybe that is the info on the crashed 1464. Something like that would be a huge scandal though more for aj than pitt since it would have happened prior to his relationship with aj.
I wonder if brad’s troubles have any connection to him going to the motorcyle shop with two big black cars and burly bodyguards. Why would he need such protection in the English countryside? He’s not justin bieber with swarms of tween girls chasing him. It was strange I thought.
Maybe the basketball player is more about location, he plays for Sacramento. Is someone there???
BTW, did anyone see on CDAN the blind item about the brother who lives with and is in love with his sister? Interesting, though doesn’t not seem like this group of people. Made me think of this though…
Some have said that website makes up blind items, they don’t, but say they do to cover for legal issues. If you say it’s made up, no one can take it seriously!
I was thinking it meant that…Jon knows the truth…whatever that is.
@Up the Coast:
I think so too!
Yes the core of this appears to revovle around JH/AJ but imo BP’s problems are bigger than just a ‘love child’ (which by the way was Kate’s interpretation of the tag and I agree) because this appears to deal with i****t (bro/sis and NOT the children) and the fallout around HER will be huge if it becomes public. Major collateral damage. There may be some stolen material that directly involves BP but I can’t tell from the riddles (at least from my interpretation). IMO there is at least one BP ‘love child’ out there some where. So combine that with her situation and he’s got a mess affecting him and their children are vulnerable. Ian’s riddles had him leaving the homestead after award season (which I believe was the plan thru mid-January) and now he’s “engaged” due to a f/u? LOL!!
In the Texas Farm Road 1464 imo the clue phrases:
1.…physical trauma…induced…14 weeks of gestation…suction-aspiration…Prostaglandin analogs…like Kay to Michael…Summoned to the house of séance…Defying the odds kele moon…fake doctors note
2. Mystery woman’s nude pictures on Dell Inspiron
3. Pics of yeast infection…Pics of a glass of wine
4. Jen’s call of the dead easter egg
Trouble of the “crashed” 1464
5. Wayward cloud
appear to suggest some of what may have been on the “crashed” computer.
I read the Jango Fett clue as following her change of personas, happiest to be with her ‘lovetolove’ (and with whom she shares a strong resemblance) in the family business, i****t. It could reflect, as you suggest, an offspring, but I’m not sure that affects the interpretation of the riddle. I think it’s about why she wasn’t at Cannes, they’re trying to protect the children and his way of doing that is to be passive/agressive to her.
I think the motorcycle shop visit was just that, a trip to a store. We don’t know what it’s like to have extreme fame and all that comes with it so who knows? I believe The Brand has made life much more difficult in this area than it needed to be. Rabid fans can pose a problem; critics, ‘haters’ and the like, I would expect would follow them with words like us!! Maybe the vehicles and body guards were to attract attention to show him in ‘regular Joe’ type activities. I still believe that there’s something else going on with her international travels and that may be the need for so many body guards. The security being installed at the French estate seems rather extreme for two actors. I don’t see anything relating to her international travels in recent riddles.
This is all my interpretation and I could be totally off. But I think I’m on track with the Texas riddle.
@Up the Coast:
Yeah, I’m sure he does know the truth. He’s part of the problem. I don’t think bro/sis found it all on their own. Family business is just that…jon’s business.
Yep! I agree.
Could James have been writing a book/biography/journal on his computer and Ange had someone hack it or steal the computer?
Have you seen Ian´s new tweet ? “Brown eye girl – Big Clue “. When I click on the link to the photo, there isn´t any. I get a 404 error message. And I haven´t spelled the title wrong, it should be “eye”.
Just my 2 cents’ worth on this one and I’m breaking it down pretty simply. Brown Eyed Girl is a Korean girl band commonly known as B.E.G. or “beg.” The 404 error message is used when a link has been broken, when the result you’re looking for no longer exists. So, it sounds to me like HRH is speaking to AJ, telling her that the media result she’s looking for no longer exists. She now needs to BEG. lol
@Up the Coast:
I don’t think the clues on the Texas 1464 point to that. The gangstas are in control and they are the software techs imo. I really think he must have brought the laptop in because there was a problem and whoever he brought it to got the information possibly by inserting a virus and extracting the data later. If the IT fixes the laptop there’s a strong possibility the person saw some of the material on the computer and inserted a virus w/out JH’s knowledge. Easy enough to do even with JH just standing right there next to him. I’m assuming his understanding of computers is limited and he’s more than likely not careful enough w/his computer. Hell the riddles suggest JH had quite the load of info on the laptop! And didn’t he bring a camera in to be fixed back in ‘06 that had the card w/the baby shower pics on it which were then leaked online? Unbelievable.
This is what I think:
I think that the girl (AJ lookalike) that was photographed with Ian some time ago is AJ’s daughter from a long, long time ago. Say when she was a teen.
And that’s my final answer.
I thought Bradlee also lost a camera last year…..poor Ange is surrounded by nincompoops. Compared to them, she is a genius
I’ve read where after the Oscar kiss between brother and sister they attended an after-Oscar party to which Jon was also invited. I read that he was very disturbed by the “making out” session between Angie and James at this event. Not even trying to hide it.@Up the Coast:
I can only imagine that he was very disturbed…how embarrassing!!! I don’t think it was Jon that taught Ange/James to be social misfits, I think it was their mother. I’ve seen/heard Jon in interviews and he is perfectly nice/normal in these situations. Unlike Ange, who has always gotten a kick out of being “out there”…when you look at old videos of her, she seems uncomfortable in social settings and when she tries to hug someone, she is awkward and you can tell it’s not natural or sincere. IMO, the only thing she has inherited from her father is her looks, and even those are becoming more and more like her mother.
@Up the Coast:
She’s not supposed to bring the family “secrets” out into the open. A beeg no no.
Do you mean the girl in this photo as an Angelina look alike ? It could be the same girl as the one in Ian´s tweet.
Forgot the link:
I don’t know about that, but that girl that Ian showed us that looked EXACTLY like AJ but much younger I have always wondered about. I have not been able to shake that thought. Who IS that girl? Does it fit in with some of the clues?
Well…the secret is OUT! (the picture up above is proof of that).
I agree, there is something with an AJ lookalike, and I think Ian knows who it is…
There is a new tweet, says “Branding” and it’s a picture of behind a bar with booze bottles and some have labels that say “Vincent Van Gogh” – I have NO idea.
oooh- other than Van Gogh was famous for his unrequited love.
And hidden homosexuality. Maybe that means that it’s all part of the “brand” or something???
I think the brown eye girl, 404 media not found is that they LOST important info on the computer…
Many of us thought the same thing, but actually….it was a real problem that twitter was having with pictures
@Up the Coast:
Well good to know! I hope that means that Ian will repost, especially since it’s a big clue!
It’s missing again? I don’t know then…it was there the other day…sorry.
I want to hear the real story behind that girl too. Just write another book Ian…I will so buy it!
@Up the Coast:
I don’t know about that. Wasn’t Jon very involved in a free love cult when his children were young?
I don’t know, was he? Even if it wasn’t a cult, I suppose he could have been in a HW clique that was into that stuff…it was all the rage back then, from what I hear anyway.
Does it seem like brad, ang, and jen all have bodyguards more often right now? I cannot recall a pic of ja with a bodyguard before the gym one. Alll 3 have been out of site. Jen skipped one award show recently and popped in and out of mtv one. Probably just a coincidence but odd…
@Up the Coast:
Read Andrew Morton’s book Angelina: An Unauthorized Biography. Jon is scary.
I haven’t read it myself…but I heard that he was hard on Jon and on Brad/Jen and others. I find the things her mother did, and allowed her to do as being scary. I can’t decide if she was just a wimp and joLIE ran right over her, or if she was really in charge/control.
@Up the Coast:
I thought he was sympathetic to Jon, he was sourced, as was Bill Day, and her mothers best friend. I suspect Bill went to see Angelina on the Salt set after not seeing her for a decade to get her blessings as a source. The book read sympathetic to 3 main characters in the end, Jolie, Jon, and Bill Day. While he did tell their story and their trials he also told how they overcame them and rose above to become better people. Brad sounded like a naive fool that was used, James sounded like a brother that used her, although he does point out he is bitter at her success I believe, but it all leads back to the same. He was favored as a child by mommy, she was shunned, he got special treatment then, and she acted out, got special treatment later, and in her way, James became her “boy”, traded his success for hers, but not by choice. Bill Day , always was the good guy and the victim, and mom was the best friend nutcase that didn’t seem to know how to be a real mother and wanted to screw MJ through her teenage daughter. Jon tried to save them all, and mom continued to use him for status even while in other relationships. It is almost impossible to read that book and accept that Jolie did not have a hand in it. She did. Ask Ian. One way or another, she did. Concessions were made.
The whole damn family is scary imo.
Photos of JA at a Spa, I would say she looks earlys stages of pregnancy…in other words, not showing much but body is changing a little, haha
Where did you see the photos Tetta? BTW, I really like your avi since it just how I feel about everything right now!
@Up the Coast:
@Up the Coast:
Geez, the woman can’t even go to a spa without being called out as a beauty junkie. I’m sure 99% of the hw actors and actresses do it. Their appearance is their livelihood.
do you know anything more about jen being pregnant? has the person you said anything more?
No, UGH! Its a relative, going to see her at a family reunion but not until August…I will try to get in touch without seeming obvious haha
thanks! emails, phone? lol anything will do. i really want this to be true and i 100% trust u and i know u wouldn’t lie thats why im getting more excited and anxious unlike the other times she is rumored to be pregnant. did your relative say she heard someone mention jen is pregnant or she has confirmation directly herself?
what do you think of the new pics of jen at the AFI tribute and now these new ones at the airport?
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