IUC World Exclusive: Doing The Dougie…Kitty In The Keg!
Foolish heart….directionless…like Holden at Pencey Prep…sifting the litter box…
wishing for the moon…stride rite…kitty in the keg…flying spaghetti monster…doing the dougie…yelling for freebird…staying lean while bulking…hearing a beeping noise…bedding the mosin nagant…going solo like roald dahl…snakes and earrings!!!!
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Thanks Ian!
ReplyThank you, Ian! And you too, Kate.
ReplyI always learn something new with your riddles. Thanks.
Replyhttp://www.wonderhowto.com/how-to-do-dougie-302914/
ReplyI don’t know what any of these clues mean so I’ll wait for others to contribute their thoughts. However, if you put the cursor over the photo it says “bp dumps kitty”. So, who is kitty (black cat noted) and what keg is she in? I like jose cuervo but isn’t grey goose her hidden bottle of choice? But booze has calories and heavy drinking does put on weight even if you don’t eat much. Just thinking out loud. Wish I could do better clue solving than this.
ReplyThey are going to bulk up jolie as she dances off into the sunset to be a writer and sleep with gunrunners.
Reply@joanne:
But why do they have to get the cat drunk?? Waiting for the heavy hitters on this one. 
ReplyThe Mosin–Nagant (Russian: Винтовка Мосина, ISO 9: Vintovka Mosina) is a bolt-action, internal magazine-fed, military rifle invented under the government commission by Russian and Belgian inventors, and used by the armed forces of the Russian Empire, the Soviet Union and various other nations. (delta – gun runnin’?) Day job?
Kitty? Beta MK ultra programming. (Movie/celeb programming?)
Replyhttp://www.freebirdairlines.com/en/default.asp
…or something like it. She flies aircraft.
That’s it for now.
ReplyWell not quite.
Dahl, Ronald:
A fighter pilot is a military aviator trained to engage in air-to-air and less often air-to-ground combat while at the control of a fighter aircraft. Fighter pilots undergo specialized training in aerial warfare and dogfighting (close range aerial combat). A seasoned fighter pilot with at least five air-to-air kills becomes known as an ace. However, not all fighter pilots experience actual combat.
ReplySnakes and Earrings (蛇にピアス Hebi ni Piasu?, ISBN 0-525-94889-9) is a novel written by the Japanese author Hitomi Kanehara in 2003, and it won the 2003 Akutagawa Prize for literature. It was translated into English by David Karashima. In 2007, a film-version directed by Yukio Ninagawa was released.
[edit] Synopsis
The story follows several months in the life of Lui, a young woman who, while exploring body modification, decides to split her tongue. It follows her feelings at this time, and her slow spiral downwards into alcoholism. The story ends with Lui’s own tragic discovery about her lover and the mysterious tattoo artist she has grown entranced by.
I don’t know about this – except mention of downward spiral of alcoholism.
Replyflying spaghetti monster – some kind of religion that was hidden for years – came out in 2005.
ReplyA couple of things -
Kittie in the Keg – this is a vintage toy available on e-bay. It’s a child guidance stacking toy consisting of 7 barrels that lock one inside the other. The smallest one contains a tiny kitten. – Brad says no to a 7th child?
Holden at Pencey Prep – Holden Caulfield is the 17 yr old narrator of Catcher in the Rye. He addresses the reader from a mental hospital in California. He criticises people at PP for being superficial and “phony”.
Reply@janindisguise:
ReplyFSM makes fun of religion!
IAN, Many Thanks Big Guy, We Greatly Appreciate Your Taking The Time To Give Us A New Clue.
Rock On with Kurt Cobain lll……….
ReplyDoing The Dougie: Arms, Legs , body parts move in opposite directions = Brad and Angie going different ways.
ReplyThanks Ian.
Here’s what I’ve got so far. bbl
Foolish heart – a few possibilities
1984 Perry/Goodrum song – lonely guy fears his heart will be broken again
1988 Grateful Dead song
1998 film (Ana spent two years at a mental institution because she was considered “crazy”)
1999 Canadian tv series
Holden – obviously Catcher in the Rye
Sifting in the litter box – cleaning a cat’s litter box or some analogy to shifting the kids around?
Wishing for the moon – book – Four lives are fatally intertwined behind the scenes of a small Venice theater. An actor, a writer, a theater director and a teenage boy
Kitty in the Keg – Kittie in the kegs is a 50’s toy, 6 keys within one another, with the smallest keg having a cat inside (this is Kittie with an ie)
http://www.etsy.com/listing/43955201/kittie-in-the-kegs-vintage-50s-kitty-cat
Doing the dougie – The Dougie is a hip-hop dance generally performed by moving one’s body in a shimmy style and passing a hand through or near the hair on one’s own head. There is no defined way to perform the Dougie, and each individual performs with his or her own variation. Rapper Corey Fowler, nicknamed Smoove, of Cali Swag District said, “Everbody does it different…The way you do it defines you.
ReplyThe dance involves casual shoulder leans and elbow twists. Also by smoothing your hair back, doing a little rock while moving your hips and shoulders.
Kitty in the Keg : A series of six kegs with tiny toy kitties inside. ” for an evaluation and treatment tool in my work with children. It is a Child Guidance Toy (the company name)” Source: http://ateagueoftheirown.com/ttpod/archives/2005/tp050623.php
Replyty ian.
Replykitty is a pot of money also.
Six Kitties, six Jolie-Pitt children who are being evaluated or guided? Concern about their development?@Patty Anne:
ReplyFirst lets note the JJB pictures and it’s odd that viv was happy only moments before this one.
http://cdn.buzznet.com/media/jj1/2012/03/jolie-secret/angelina-jolie-secret-world-of-arrietty-with-the-kids-06.jpg
Also I Want to add that lookie here brad got a hair cut…
http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Brad+Pitt+American+Foundation+Equal+Rights+yTM1Hw7LJLpl.jpg
ReplyHolden at Pencey Prep:
Holden is not specific about his location while he’s telling the story, but he makes it clear that he is undergoing treatment in a mental hospital or sanatorium. Pencey is Holden’s fourth school; he has already failed out of three others.
Angie has mental issues ( yea, we know!), and is receiving some sort of therapy after having failed at four other attempts.
ReplyBrad and Angie are going in different directions. Angie is having another mental breakdown after having failed in treatment/thearapy four other times Brad is dumping Kitty (Angie). The developmental /diagnostic tool proves no cure. They are over.
ReplyI also have to add what I think happened lol
I think something went down a month or some days before the Oscars. Their presences at the Oscars was strange it looked like angie just got butt hurt and was making a show to attempt to show brad she is still desirable. Also at times brad was pulling away from her in embarrassing ways the video shows the proof and sometimes he looked peeved at others he looked relived like it was finally the end and he was about to be ;done with all that shit forever.. I also think he brought his parents because she would be less likely to make a spectacles of them. I know that the story about Pitt running out of the restaurant crying is BS but I think Ho planted that just in case the true story leaked to a small outlet.
ReplyLets face it general population would be more awwed by a billybob break up then a silent one that we will never know 100% truth in. Brad got his hair cut and I think they will pretend to co-parent but that will slowly fade so the end won’t be as sensational and take either career all the way out.
@joanne:
ReplyBingo!
@janindisguise:
While this could be part of it I think it also has to do with Angie being Anti-Israel which was hinted at a few clues ago, it mentioned crossing lines and I took it as something of this nature she is indeed anti-Israel and the thing is Israel owns us and hollywood I don’t think brad wants to kill his roles in one swoop.
Add to that
ReplyMr. Dahl said “In 1983, Dahl was quoted as saying: “There’s a trait in the Jewish character that does provoke animosity … I mean there is always a reason why anti-anything crops up anywhere; even a stinker like Hitler didn’t just pick on them for no reason.” Dahl stated that he was anti-Israel rather than anti-Semitic, and he maintained friendships with a number of Jews, including philosopher Isaiah Berlin, who said, “I thought he might say anything. Could have been pro-Arab or pro-Jew. There was no consistent line.”
Foolish Heart – On first solo album by Steve Perry; song “never give your heart to a foolish love”.
Directionless: Lacks purpose
Like Holden at Pency Prep: Had enough of Pency Prep and leaves; was his fourth school; failed 3 others.
Sifting the litterbox: Cleaning up a mess, getting rid of chyt.
Wishing to the Moon: Book about 4 friends in Venice, drama.
Stride Rite: Shoes for kids.
Kitty in Keg: 6 kegs until little kitty is revealed; one keg leads to another.
That is all I’ve got.
Reply@liv4:
This one is challenging- I just used google, but have no idea how it applies
Foolish heart-tired of being alone, does not want to make the same mistake again, feeling that feeling though with someone, thinking of taking a chance..
….directionless-adrift, afloat,aimless, undirected, rudderless, no direction, so many roads to choose, which way to go
…like Holden at Pencey Prep- analogy to his past relationships , JL, GP, JA, and now, AJ , moving on, none were a success.
…sifting the litter box-cleaning process, baggage, he has been doing this for a long time now, hasn’t he?
wishing for the moon-gay love story- isn’t it? actor rooms with aspiring writer, makes the mistake of sleeping with him, then two other guys come into the picture and it becomes more complicated. Is this part of Brad’s complicated life?
…stride rite…-kids shoes to begin a lifetime of healthy walking patterns
kitty in the keg-child guidance toy -6-with kitty within the last one. 6 children and Angie, she needs the most guidance.
…flying spaghetti monster–I have no idea other than it went viral very fast like her leg did, but I doubt that is the reference here.
…doing the dougie-isn’t this done alone?
…yelling for freebird-one more for the road–there is a contradiction on why people yell this out at concerts, but one explanation is connected to “one for the road” ..
…staying lean while bulking…-planning and timing, only way to do it, how many calories you each, portions of protein and carbs, what days you work out and and when you rest.
hearing a beeping noise…-time is up..or alerting someone to something..as on stage, sit down and shut up, lol j/k
bedding the mosin nagant-for accuracy? all I see as a connection
…going solo like roald dahl-books known for unexpected endings (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory)J Depp connection again, but not sure this is important, but he wrote it.
…snakes and earrings!!!!- Angelina.
So is this Brad dumping AJ, and connecting Jolie and Depp in some way? I don’t know. Is Brad thinking of coming out Ian? Now that would be big news,eh? Is this how they are going to play it out: Just change the names Angelina and Brad and Depp.
The story follows several months in the life of Jolie, a young woman who, while exploring body modification, decides to split her tongue. It follows her feelings at this time, and her slow spiral downwards into alcoholism. The story ends with Jolie’s own tragic discovery about her lover Brad and the mysterious tattoo artist Johnny she has grown entranced by.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snakes_and_Earrings
Does not say she and Depp are together, just that she is entranced with him. That seems to follow up with the last riddle. Jolie is dreaming of the wolf.
Reply@Kate:
ReplyOnly thing I have to add:
Spag Monster: Kind of a religion where somebody (deity) is watching our lives and changing our lives as they see fit.
@Kate:
ReplyCall me slow today and as usual I have no idea about this clue, but are you thinking Jolie and Johnny or Brad and Johnny? Has there been rumors that Johnny is bi?
@WCKitty:
Replyno, I was just think Jolie is enamored with Depp , but who knows. lol
@Kate:
hmm. Ange is considered a joke.
ReplyYelling for Freebird is considered rocks oldest joke
@Kate:
I thought that maybe I had missed something. I agree that Jolie has wanted Depp, but I don’t know she was successful. I believe that a relationship between those two would lead to the end of what is now his career.
ReplyOkay, thanks!
@Up the Coast:
Yes, I do know the song Freebird! 
ReplyI guess I need to get out more as I had to Google that joke.
@Kate:
ReplyThe picture says bp dumps kitty. Who do you think kitty is?
AJ did the voice of Tigress in Kung Fu Panda
Reply@WCKitty:
ReplyIt’s like their swan song, cuz they play it at the end of their show.
@Guest1:
ReplyThere ya go!
@Up the Coast:
ReplyOriginal band and/or do the new members also play it?
@Guest2:
ReplyI don’t know. The Kitty and the Keg is a toy that is used for autism assessment these days. It teaches children how to have hand coordination, (can you open this for me?) and colors, etc. On the last riddle Ian used a children’s reference that ended up pointing to his parents coming to give direction. The ant chart. I doubt this has anything to do with the kids and probably refers to her and her state of mind. Makes sense it is her though with the reference of snakes and earrings (her snake jewelry line) , at least to me.
@Guest1:
Replyoh that’s right, I didn’t see it , from Tigress to kitty kat.lol oh boy, that is what sticking your leg out there like you are going to pee will do. Just made her look insecure and arrogant all at the same time.
Yelling “Freebird” at a concert is usually to try to get the band to play more when the show is over? Jolie trying to keep the relationship going with Pitt? Maybe one of them is free as a bird now (Pitt).
Doing the Dougie? Is that a reference to Doug Pitt? Or a reference to “doing a Jolie” or Jolie-ing, as people have been referring to her leg pose?
Replymaybe this is all about her really, even though the photo says bp dumps kitty, could be her state of being now that he has..
foolish heart, she is alone now, she has no direction now without him,…like Holden at Pencey Prep, she is cleaning out things, separating for good, and wishing for the moon, she has always been into women more than men, stirde right, maybe getting prepared for the future, kitty in the keg, getting guidance , …flying spaghetti monster (?) doing the dougie (alone) , yelling for freebird, and timing and planning her departure or new start, being monitored, (beeping), for accuracy, going solo like (Depp) she is enamored with Depp and she is drifting into alcoholism..needs help even opening the bottle, just a reference to her state of mind.
Makes more sense to me that it is all about her I think, that Ian is saying, BP dumped her and now she is in this state of mind. Privately though, I doubt there will be a public separation with her singing all love songs to him.
ReplyThe kitty holding the Cuervo bottle looks like “someone” in black holding a golden Oscar. I think there is a double meaning. Jolie drunk at the Oscars. Pitt has had enough. Maybe she was too drunk to open the Oscar envelope or deliver her lines properly.
Reply@WCKitty:
ReplyI’d have to look it up. A few of them died in a plane crash, back in the 70’s…so now Ronnie’s little brother Johnny is the lead singer, and has been since the 80’s. They just lost their piano player, a year or more ago. He was an original member, I think.
@Up the Coast:
ReplyI remember reading awhile back, that the band is planning (or has) to open up a restaurant in Las Vegas.
@WCKitty:
http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/news/lynyrd-skynyrd-themed-restaurant-to-open-in-las-vegas
ReplyI had to look that up
Kate/Rushdog
The Cat is holding a bottle of Tequila and requesting someone help open the bottle. Could this be suggesting a drinking problem? Angie slurred her words at the Oscars and apparentley had a bottle of booze under the table at the SAG awards. The was a photo of the bottle of the FF website when she was talking to the Blonde Actress (sorry I forget her name).
Reply@Up the Coast:
For those that don’t remember the old band, it might be a fun place to go. Mixed feelings. 
ReplyThanks! I don’t often go to Vegas, but I might go for the food (if it’s good). With most of the original band members gone, it would be kind of a sad walk down memory lane though. Yes, I was around during the 70s and remember listening to the old band and I sometimes will watch an old concert on Youtube.
@Fluffy:
ReplyFluffy, I think so, the Snakes and Earrings reference seems to imply the same . I wonder if Depp also has a drinking problem.
Kitty in a Keg is a diagnostic tool usually the six separate kegs have to be twisted to open up each one. In the photo the black cat is asking assistance in twisting off the cap to the bottle of tequila. Someone with a drinking problem is also having functioning issues.
“Kitty in a Keg is for providing the crucial developmental challenge of a two-handed twisting motion.”
Replyhttp://ateagueoftheirown.com/ttpod/archives/2005/tp050623.php
bedding the mosin nagant : Sleeping with a Russian
mosin nagant is a bolt action rifle created by Russians
ReplyAngie’s reputation for hiding Vodka bottles under tables to sneak drinks could make this one about her. Too drunk to open the bottle so needs assistance??@Patty Anne:
Replyflying spaghetti monster : An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design. Making light of belief in God. Brad the agnostic?
Reply@Kate:
ReplyI think you’re right it’s about her. I think she’s not being offered work either because of health reasons or because she’s burned some HW bridges with that movie of hers or maybe both. Add to that brad finally breaking it off (privately, I agree) and it might explain her behavior at the Oscars. She hasn’t done any UN work lately that I recall or maybe I just missed it but usually there are photos on those trips and I haven’t seen any in quite a while. I guess we just wait and see if they move to France and get married in the bomb shelter they’re building there. I’m still not convinced they own that place but I’m probably wrong about that.
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Reply@Patty Anne:
@Kate:
ReplyRumor has it that he does.
@WCKitty:
ReplyYou should google their website and tour schedule, they come through CA every year…I’ve been to several of their concerts over the years, they always put on a great show. The fans that attend are as old as they are
As for the food in Vegas….it’s a foodie’s wonderland! All the big hotels brought in world famous chefs, a few years ago…there’s nothing, food wise, that you can’t find in Vegas. Yum!
All this talk of tequila make me want a margarita. Good night, all.
Reply@Guest2:
Replymakes….
@Patty Anne:
ReplyAnge probably slept with her lead actor http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rade_%C5%A0erbed%C5%BEija
He played a Soviet Army General in 24.
bingo. That connects.@Up the Coast:
ReplyUnrelated to this riddle, but the Brand at McD’s on 3/4/12:
http://www.foodista.com/blog/2012/03/04/brad-pitt-and-angelina-jolie-spotted-at-mcdonalds-drive-thru#
ReplyBooze also comes in kegs. Maybe the kitty in the keg is a baby she’s expecting? Staying lean, while bulking: steroids or other drugs? Beeping noise: high levels of narcotics can cause tinnitus. Can almost drive a person mad, and causes extreme paleness. Going solo like Roald Dahl. Didn’t Dahl set up a parallel life while married to Pat Neal? I think she finally discovered that he had had children with another woman. Dahl couldn’t take Neal anymore; the constant nursing of her after her stroke and the strain of their many children.
Reply@Up the Coast:
I have to admit that I haven’t been to a concert in a long time. I have been wanting to go see Tom Petty again and I have seen LS’s concerts advertised for I believe a county fair a couple of times. The fair has actually has some big names (okay were) but, I just have never had the time or something. I guess I need to go before there is nobody left to listen too!
I guess they brought all the big name chefs in after the last time I was in Vegas!
I have seen some places talked about on the food network’s The Best Thing I Ever Ate. Luckily most of the places are in New York or some other far off place. 
ReplySounds as if Angie is going downhill quickly. Drinking to excess, lack of control over her actions (Right Leg), making fun of religion and/or God’s existance. Pathway to Hell.@Up the Coast:
ReplyWishing for the Moon: if it’s this book, could the 4 people whose lives changed dramatically in Venice be Jolie, Pitt, Depp & Paradis?
Bedding the Mosin-Nagant: Someone’s sleeping with a Russian-Belgian man? (Gun was created by a Russian and a Belgian.)
Reply@Patty Anne:
ReplyWhen we saw those pics of her and him, cuddling up together and drinking wine….I remember thinking that they had probably slept together. They seemed way too cozy together, and it did not look professional at all.
That could well be the connection to Raul Dahl. Angie becoming too needy and six kids that he’s more of a visiting uncle to than a dad.@Violet:
Reply@Guest2:
ReplyGood night Guest 2!
It does seem their lives changed for the worse after filming The Tourist in Venice. Johnny’s been photographed on the streets of NYC falling down drunk, he and Vanessa separated after 14 years together, Angie drinking Vodka like water and making a fool of herself publicly. Seems these four are def falling apart..@Iona:
Reply@Up the Coast:
ReplyYou are probably right! I watched a few videos of their press sessions and he was the only actor besides Jolie who talked. He seemed defensive of the movie and her. The pictures I have seen of him look just as you stated.
I remember that. I too thought he seemed too into it, and of course she was very into it. To her it’s normal to seduce her co-star, but I think we’d hoped Johnny would not be that weak, or at least know better. With all that’s occured since then though, it’s clear something major happened for Vanessa to have Jolie blackballed in Europe and for she and Johnny to split. I wonder if she discovered Johnny contracted herpes from Jolie as Brad did?@Up the Coast:
ReplySo this clue means that Angelina cannot open her own bottle? I think she can and does and often, but then so does Pitt. I doubt they are splitting either, so maybe Kitty is someone else in Pitt’s life. I remember hearing something about George Clooney talking about playing a kind of sick practicle joke on a friend where he used the guy’s cat’s litter box. Just sayin.
ReplyI have an early morning dental procedure tomorrow….better get off here. Oh how I hate going to the dentist!!! Good Nite all…..
Reply@Guest2:
Replyg’ nite
@Patty Anne:
ReplyGood night…
Now this:
http://perezitos.com/2012-03-04-brad-pitt-and-angelina-jolie-plan-to-build-eco-friendly-theme-park-for-their-brood/?from=PH
Reply@WCKitty:
Suuuure they are.
ReplyBeeping clue reminded me of a bus backing up…someone is throwing her in front of bus…maybe BP let her make an ass of herself..saw how she was acting during the red carpet and let her hang herself on stage.
Holden Caulfield considered everyone a phony..maybe BP is sick of pretending…
ReplySifting through letterbox…you sift through a litterbox to get rid of the crap…hes cleaning up
Wishing for the moon…wishing he was as far away from her as possible
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATfRhotHCcM&feature=endscreen&NR=1
Reply@Up the Coast:
ReplyI like how she kept pulling the left side of her dress aside to show off that freaky knee and hideous leg.
Hi everyone. Fluffy – imo definitely alcoholism reference, many pics of her drinking lately. And before I go further – this is awful. Whatever the truth of her life she appeared to be thriving back in ‘03-’04, although I believe she’s always been on/off both street drugs and prescriptions, a slide into alcoholism too? Wow, just awful. Anyway with the pic scroll “bp dumps kitty” I think kitty must refer to her. He’s done, he’s walked (lol, again! a year later from the beginning of our puzzle!!)
I wonder if this post means that since the filming of Salt (Russian gun reference) the up and down relationship/fights have led her to a slow spiral into alcoholism/chemical dependency and the red carpet leg was the a final warning or last straw for him.
Anyway, I’d split this into sections:
Him?
Foolish heart
directionless
like Holden at Pencey Prep – disinterested, thinks others are phony
sifting the litter box – disposing of the waste
wishing for the moon – hoping for the best
stride rite – children’s shoes – providing for the children
kitty in the keg – six children, autism test
I think the next five refer to the JoLEG red carpet:
flying spaghetti monster – became internet phenomenon
doing the dougie – hip hop dance shimmy style
yelling for freebird – has become a joke (at the end of a concert)
staying lean while bulking – a balancing act (to gain muscle w/out gaining weight) the anorexia?
hearing a beeping noise – a warning
Is this a time reference? Beginning of ‘09 until his leaving/now…a slow decent?
Replybedding the mosin nagant – Russian rifle; bedding is filling the gaps between the action and the stock of the rifle – is this a reference to the filming of Salt and when the relationship broke?
going solo like roald dahl – autobiography of his travels to Africa and being a fighter pilot – his leaving?
snakes and earrings!!!! – slow spiral into alcoholism (book, about a female)
@joanne:
ReplyI liked how he “presented” her to the photogs as if he was on the Price is Right
@Up the Coast:
Replythat band is a mess. i knew them back in the day. there was supposed to be a rule of three but that got broken and one was suing the other two now there are only two left. technically they can’t be lynard skynyard with out three original members.
@Kate:
Replythere was a piicture of angie wearing her ssnake earrings at the rehearsal before the emmys?
http://www.conspirazzi.com/angelina-jolies-movie-salt-deciphered/
ReplyThank you IAn,and Kate for your”nagging” he..he
It’s nice if Ian could tell us if Jen involve in this riddle
For srw..
ReplyI just watched” Hugo ” it’s good special effect and good story line..just bit too slow..it’s more than 2 hours..
I will recommend you a movie called Dakota Skye ..teen movie with a bite..about a girl who has superpower of knowing the truth and just go through life aimless and get wake up by meeting a boy who never lie..it’s sweet
Love it
@janindisguise:
Replywow i have never seen salt. linsey lohan looks a lot like a blonde jolie. must use the same plastic surgeon lol.
black cat = bad luck if it crosses your path, so i think the cat is AJ. she has been very good at lining up enablers – pitt is the current enabler (help me open the bottle).
(although i still think there are pills, methadone involved. drinking even a little increases the effects of the methadone.)
ReplyI have to post a comment just to see if the site is down. I don’t think I have ever seen it this quiet here. Lol
ReplyWow, slow day here today. Maybe we’re all busy. Well looking at the first half of this clue again I’m a little undecided who has foolish heart and is directionless and disinterested. I suppose it could be either one of them at different times, although this clue seems to be talking about her. I think kitty refers to her also and then the “litter” and “kitty keg” must be the children, so tweaking the beginning:
Her
Foolish heart
directionless
like Holden at Pencey Prep – disinterested, thinks others are phony
sifting the litter box – litter = children? = assessing the effects on the children
Replywishing for the moon – hoping for the best or fatally (distructive/disasterous) affect on four people
stride rite = children’s shoes ?providing for the children or walking w/the children
kitty in the keg – testing for autism
@Siska:
ReplyYou must watch a lot of movies! Thanks for the info on them.
@Dream:
ReplyMy girlfriend is the real fan, and she knows more about them than I do…. we always have a great time when we go to see them. Johnny is cute as a bug
@rushdog:
OK…HERE GOES…
Foolish heart…. Foolish heart, hear me calling…Stop before, you start falling Foolish heart, heed my warning…You’ve been wrong before Don’t be wrong anymore…BP SEEING THE LIGHT…NEEDS TO MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICE
directionless…LACKING IN AIM OR PURPOSE…ISN’T THIS THE WAY HE SAID HE FELT IN THE 90’S? IS HE FEELING THIS WAY AGAIN? ALSO, AJ IS NOW “DIRECTOR”, WITHOUT HER HE IS LITERALLY “DIRECTIONLESS”…
like Holden at Pencey Prep… AGREE WITH RUSH…DISINTERESED, THINKS OTHERS ARE PHONY…ALSO I DON’T THINK HE LIKES THE FACT THAT PEOPLE THINK HE MOLDS TO FIT THE PERSON HE IS WITH.
sifting the litter box…CULLING OUT THE CRAP…POSSIBLY FRIENDS, FAMILY AND PARTNERS…THOSE THAT ARE PHONEY
wishing for the moon…AJ LONGING FOR HER WOLF? I THINK IT IS DEPP, BUT NOT RECIPRICATED. ALSO A BOOK: Four lives are fatally intertwined behind the scenes of a small Venice theater They find themselves drawn into in their own drama, filled with romance, deception, and anguish. It’s said the only difference between a comedy and tragedy is the ending. Will this simply be a comedy of errors? Or will the ending be filled with futile deaths?
stride rite…THEY/HE HAS TO CONSIDER WHAT IS BEST FOR THE KIDS
kitty in the keg… Inside the pink keg is a red one, then a green keg, a blue, next is a pale green and the tiny last one is green, stands 1” tall and has a little red plastic kitty cat inside. EACH KEG REPRESENTS A CHILD…THE THREE GREEN ARE THEIR BIO CHILDREN…THE “SMALL KITTY” IS INSIDE THE LAST AND SMALLEST KEG…EVERYONE KEEPS REFERRING TO AUTISM, I AM NOT SURE AND COULDN’T KNOW…BUT COULD ALSO BE THAT ONE OF THE KIDS HAS AJ TENDENCIES…REMEMBER, SHE STARTED OUT WITH ISSUES, THEY DIDN’T JUST DEVELOP.
flying spaghetti monster…ONE OF THE KIDS HAS TEMPER ISSUES
doing the dougie…THE WAY YOU DO IT DEFINES YOU…AJ’S “PERFORMANCE AT THE OSCARS”
yelling for freebird… It’s a Request, a Rebuke, A Cry From the Heart, A Tribute…AGAIN AS STATED PREVIOUSLY, THIS IS A JOKE AT THE END OF A CONCERT
staying lean while bulking…AJ STAYING LEAN WHILE DRINKING? …SHE LOOKS MALNOURISHED EVEN THOUGH MOST PEOPLE WOULD LOOK BLOATED AND GAIN WEIGHT WITH ALCOHOL…
hearing a beeping noise…A WARNING…BACK UP SIGNAL (CAREER GOING BACKWARDS?)
bedding the mosin nagant…MAKING YOUR AIM MORE ACCURATE IN ORDER TO HIT THE TARGET…AJ PUT HERSELF IN THE CROSSHAIRS…OR THE ARMS DEAL ISSUES HAVE BEEN PUT TO BED AND ARE NO LONGER A BARRIER
going solo like roald dahl…AS MENTIONED BEFORE, HE WROTE WILLY WONKA AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY, NOD TO DEPP…. AND HIS SHORT STORIES ARE KNOWN FOR THEIR UNEXPECTED ENDINGS, AND HIS CHILDREN’S BOOKS FOR THEIR UNSENTIMENTAL, OFTEN VERY DARK HUMOUR (SOUND FAMILIAR AJ??). AJ GOING SOLO…
INTERESTING QUOTE FROM THE BOOK:
I loved that life. We saw giraffe standing unafraid right beside the road, nibbling the tops of trees. We saw plenty of elephant and hippo and zebra and antelope and very occasionally a pride of lions. The only creatures I was frightened of were the snakes
snakes and earrings!!!! – AJ DESIGNED JEWELERY … The story follows several months in the life of Lui, a young woman who, while exploring body modification, decides to split her tongue. It follows her feelings at this time, and her slow spiral downwards into alcoholism. The story ends with Lui’s own tragic discovery about her lover and the mysterious tattoo artist she has grown entranced by….AJ’S LIFE NOW…
Doing The Dougie…Kitty In The Keg!
BP dumps kitty…
Well its sunday morning
And the sun is shining in my
Eye that is open
And my head is spinning
Was the life of the party
I can’t stop grinning
I had too much tequllia last night
Jose Cuervo
You are a friend of mine
I like to drink you with
A little salt and lime
Did I kiss all the cowboys
Did I shoot out the lights
Did I dance on the bar
Did I start any fights
Now wait a minute
ReplyThings don’t look to familiar
Who is the cowboy whos sleeping beside me
Well he’s awful cute
But how’d I get his shirt on
I had too much tequllia last night
@janindisguise:
ReplyThanks for the link
@rushdog:
Reply@louisianagurl:
Thanks
@Up the Coast:
You’re welcome.
Reply@Up the Coast:
Replyi met them when i was 9 they were friends of my dads. then when we moved back to jacksonville a few yrs later we ran in the same circles. they were real down to earth guys, u were likely to show up at the same pot luck family barbq as them any time. i knew alan best.
they had one rule, they wouldn’t ask u about your job when ur not there don’t ask about theirs.
FYI: Brad lost his phone:
http://www.celebitchy.com/210598/brad_pitt_lost_his_iphone_hes_worried_someone_will_see_his_intimate_photos/
BTW, those pics of AJ in the aforementioned article with the white nightgown after having Shiloh are the best pics I’ve ever, ever seen of her.
Reply@Dream:
ReplyWow, Dream that is nice to hear that you actually met and knew them and that they were nice people. I enjoy listening to the original bands music (I’ve never heard the new band’s music so they may be good also). Didn’t Ronnie say something like “to not to ask him no questions unless it was about fishing?”
@Dream:
ReplyHow is your dad doing?
Directionless – think this applies to AJ and maybe the ant chart, which has a proverb against serving 2 masters (Depp & Pitt? Drugs and/or alcohol & ?).
The picture: as someone here wrote: she needs help opening the bottle. Tequila has a worm inside, so wouldn’t it be like we’re helping Angie open a can of worms?
Like Holden: Holden was still enamored of a former girlfriend at school, and he became jealous when his roommate hits on her. The 2 guys get in a physical fight. Did JD & BP get in a fight? There are some pics of Depp with Patti Smith in NYC on the day before the Oscars – some say his right eye looks bruised and swollen under his dark glasses, but extreme zoom does distort pixels. As for “snakes and earrings,” Depp in that pic is wearing a bandana (slang for a snake bandana) and an earring.
Stride right – AJ’s leg stunt at the Oscars.
Staying lean while bulking – could be steroids, or binging & purging?
Roald Dahl – seems to mean BP is going single like Depp did from VP.
Replyis Ian on drugs or just a fantasist? What happened to the tell all books he wrote, if he was that genned up why is he posting these very poor cryptic messages that say nothing & are just garbled nonsense. Honestly what a crock of **** . And the loons that then post with some deep meaning into them well don’t get me started. Whitney was killed etc, honestly what a joke. Now I’m a bit mad but when I read on here peoples insights into what these mad ramblings truly mean, well you have to laugh & at least feel a bit more sane. I don’t believe that Depp & Paradis have ever confirmed they’re separated but all on here seem to think that’s gospel. I guess I should stop looking at this site as all seems like a whole load of crazy
Replyeg how does Roald Dahl get you to :BP going single like Depp from VP
Replypure madness
@WCKitty:
Replyhes doing great thank you.
@juliette:
I’m so sorry to hear about your madness. I hope you can get some professional help soon. But if coming here and ranting and raving and calling others crazy makes you feel better about yourself then glad we could help. Why don’t you try jolie’s remedy for crazy. Lock youself in an attic and write a script about something you know nothing about. You could read a book on the subject, steal the author’s ideas and pretend they are all yours. Then again, we all know how that worked out for her.
p.s. Who said anything about whitney killing herself? You must be thinking of nancy grace. This is Ian’s site. It’s okay, everyone gets a little confused now and then. Good luck with the mental illness, dear.
Reply@Guest2:
ReplyOMG!!!! HAHAHAHHAH!!!! I nearly choked on my throat lozenge!
@Guest2:
Reply5 star reply.
@Guest2:
ReplyLMAO
Kitty in the keg: Does anyone think maybe 6 kegs and only 1 kitty could be 6 children and only 1 is his?
ReplyJolie’s leg was bested by carrie underwood’s leg. This is so sad for the “most beautiful woman in the world” (not).
http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/board/viewtopic.php?f=40&t=310501
Reply@liv4:
ReplyIt’s possible, I guess, but I still think the bios look like him.
@liv4:
ReplyHow does 6 kids and 1 parent work, fo3llowed by, bp dumped kitty?
@Guest2:
Replylol oh witty one.
Doing the dougie is a statement of celebration , so rethinking in the title Ian is telling us along with the photo that Brad has dumped Angie,not the kids, and he is doing the happy dance to be done with her. The rest could explain if he did that before or after the Oscars,but he called reinforcements in, and she was out of it. Voting before.
Reply@Guest2:
ReplySo maybe he told her , this is it for you, and she decided to show him who was boss , and look where it got her.lol It explains his parents escorting her like they were wardens.
@Kate:
ReplyThat photo of her holding onto brad’s parents’ hands was so strange. Similar to the one of jane pitt holding her arm at some other event. Add it to her strange behavior at the Oscars and it makes me wonder if she is ill or otherwise impaired. She certainly looks emaciated and it might explain why they are being so protective of her. I wonder if that’s why she hasn’t worked in two years aside from her war movie. Maybe she’s uninsurable as someone on ff mentioned. We still haven’t figured what the irreparable damage was from Ian’s clue last year, have we?
@liv4:
ReplyWell, I’ve actually wondered if/thought that might be the case for a long time now. Didn’t really think of it in relation to the kitty in the keg.
@Kate:
Going back to the previous clue:
Going to the ant chart = his parents
bust loose from the money game = change in strategy
According to what Ian has posted since the end of 2010, BP was trying to end this with the first attempt (2/10/11) ending with the breakdown. I think what Ian is saying now is that for this attempt, end of ‘11 and beginning of ‘12, he brought in his parents as reinforcements which be a change in strategy maybe to help stabilize the situation, idk. IMO Ian has been saying that the end was planned for the spring (maybe that was a date tbd) but if there was an “angie cashes out” situation back at the end of last summer, then she knew it was coming, a planned end after awards season. I would expect there would have been nervousness/anxiety all around.
Reply@Guest2:
ReplyShe does not seem to have any problem though when she is promoting her project or interest on her own, nor does she seem whacked out or insecure. It also is not true that she has not worked in 2 years. She works constantly, on something, it mat not be a full feature film , but she is always doing something, behind the scenes. She only falls apart in public when it is not about her, and when the threat he is walking is there. Exactly what happened in 2007, 2009, over and over again. She then releases the I love Brad so much to tighten the noose.lol same thing we see year after year. Stride rite, making plans that his children are taken care of. jmo, but I really think this is another exit plan, and bringing his parents in to herlp execute it. Bet that is what is pushing her a little over. They have her shackled .lok
@rushdog:
ReplyYes, last dance, but IMO, it was not for just them.
@Dream:
ReplyGood to hear.
@Guest2:
I was wondering….who’s Whitney? Nicely said. If a person can’t think outside the lines….they probably shouldn’t be coming to this site. They should stick with all the other msm sites.
Reply@liv4:
could be.
ReplyHmmm
@Kate:
@Guest2:
You’re right on that Kate. She always says she’s going to take time off which sounds great for mothering, but I think it may more accurately mean take time off from filming. That is more than likely the reality of what is going on, although I don’t think she’s working all the time behind the scenes. imo there are probably times when she is unable.
The rc at the Oscars, she left the door wide open for him to walk. It was his night, she took the spotlight and ended up making a joke of herself. It may have been icing on the cake.
Reply@Kate:
Replyso the “wishing for the moon reference” about the book and four lives fatally affected? Like two couples?
If you all haven’t figured out that you’ve all been played oh well….
the body doubles are real, the technology is real, the fake stories are just that, fake stories.
this site is used to plug holes in the delapidated heap of stories. This is a nothing site with no real traffic that is used to pass bull sh_t on.
Recently there was a new magazine cover with JA on it, except it wasn’t the real JA, and it wasn’t a new picture. How do I know? Her boobs were to small. Another magazine has JA Naked amongst a bunch of guys with just a tie, again her boobs are to big. I could take you online to a naked pictured of JA getting her pussy finger banged for everyone to see like some stinking slut hole. IT WASN’T the REAL JA!!!!!!!
The pic of her getting finger banged was a picture of her head photo shooopped onto another body. It isn’t just the HW skanks either. There was a chopper magazine with this very hot Latina on it, except it was shown to be a composite photo shooop of 6 different women, one with nice legs, one with the right hips, another with the right stomach, another with the most perfect boobs, dead bang give away, boobs that are to perfect, too round, just too perfectly matched, another pic of the girl with the perfect hair, eyes, smile, and teeth, all merged together into one photo, then airbrushed perfectly and reshot. The CIA would be proud, where do you think HW gets this stuff from aany way.
HW is absolutely full of downtown gutter dog brown CA CA CA CA CA CA
They are out of ideas, dead dick broken, doing nothing but remakes that most people do not care to watch, let alone pay money to see.
You would do better to get old movies at rent an old flick on line for 8 bucks a month and call it a day.
You listen to these old broken down hags on this thread or others, their daughters, and grand daughters, nearly everyone a wannabe…and you walk away realizing they have Ole Bitter Hag Syndrome, they didn’t and couldn’t make it in HW, or any where else for that matter. Idolozing a bunch of low turd faggots and their beards or peeens, as if they were GOD LIKE! They idolize the low hunz cunnys of this world that are looosers trying to live off their own children to make themselves relevant because of their own short comings and inadequacies. AJ/BP/JA/Top Cunny/GregoryClownhead/rubberhead, or any of these other losers are just that….losers…they live off of everyone else.
The story of rubber head wanting a special government sponsored union to pay for “ALL HW” movie production at a cost of approximately $500,000,000.00 per movie( for those of you whom cannot count that is like…half a billion per movie), paying the star/actor/union member between $100,000,000.00 to $250,000,000,000.00 per movie, allowing them to make approximately 40 movies per year each, and giving the entire US Taxpayer the bill. That Piece of dirt actually said that publically, in front of the entire world, and actually meant it. Rubberhead wasn’t just floating some trial ballon to see how everyone would react. That piece of dirt bueturdfurd actually meant it. Then they can get some fake fraudulent tax credit from scamminfakephuckerheadtology, they will continue to plaigiarize other peoples work, and pat themselves on the back., and give some low life piece of crap POLITICIAN a kick back and contribution while everyone else literally starves. While, all the OBHS frog face losers crow about how yummy they are. Why any one woulfd trust the opine of some piggy ho women is beyond understanding, and JA bombed with only 6+ million in ticket sales. HMMMMM….what is wrong with this picture????
ReplyBrad needs to quit playing her “game” because no matter what he does, she will not make it easy on him. He needs to bite the bullet and move on. As long as the nannies are with the kids, they will be protected…probably more so than if it were just him and her with them. Whatever joLIE publicly throws at him will make her look bad too…so by trying to ease his head out of the noose, he’s just giving her the power that she knows she has over him. He should be telling her to go ahead…..give me your best shot, and let the chips fall where they may. Then he can sweep up the mess and move on with his life…which will mean getting to visit with the kids….and letting his parents/family finally have a relationship with the kids. It would be the best thing he could ever do for them, imo.
ReplyI considered whether the gun reference has anything to do with the prop guns incident and whether “going solo” was literally about African travel and a fighter pilot (smuggling). Seems so far-fetched but… These two clues with the “hearing a beeping noise” warning to follow could mean the situation last fall was a wake up call to him. Fulfill the “peer recognition” agreement and get out asap. And then she opened the door wide for him to do so.
Reply@Kate:
ReplyIt doesn’t make sense, LOL, now that I think about it. Just keep thinking we are missing something.
http://www.bookreporter.com/reviews/snakes-and-earrings
Snakes and Earrings seems to just reference the state she is left in at this time , after Brad has dumped her. (if the bp dumps kitty ) reference is accurate.
Many of us were taught in English class that the theme of most
novels can be understood as either “man against man,” “man against
nature” or “man against himself.” And we are told that by the end
of the novel, the main character should experience growth as a
result of one of the above struggles. But post-modern realism does
not concern itself with the convention of protagonist growth. A
good example of such a novel is SNAKES AND EARRINGS, the
award-winning first novel by Japanese author Hitomi Kanehara.
People always think that nineteen-year-old Lui Nakazawa, the
narrator of SNAKES AND EARRINGS, is an orphan, but her parents are
alive and well. There is “no trouble” in her family, she says, but
her own destructive actions prove otherwise.
“Barbie-girl” Lui meets the tough-looking Ama in a Tokyo club and
is drawn to his forked tongue. He explains the painful and bloody
process to her, and she decides she too wants a forked tongue.
Soon, Lui and Ama are an item, and she moves in with him. Before
long she is also involved with the sadistic tattoo artist Shiba and
then witnesses Ama beat a man to death (giving her the man’s teeth
as a token of his love for her). Lui seems ambivalent toward both
Ama and Shiba and ponders such sad thoughts as who she would let
kill her if she decided she wanted to die.
However, it is Ama who dies, the victim of horrific torture and
rape, and finally Lui shows the emotion that surely has been just
under the surface for a long time. But is she mourning for Ama
himself or the loss of the idea of him? And if she really loved
him, why does she choose to build a relationship with the man who
surely killed him?
Kanehara’s novel is short, 120 pages in a small hardback format,
but it packs a powerful punch. Lui’s story is one of disturbing
alienation both from herself and those around her. No wonder
everyone assumes she is an orphan; she seems rootless and needy.
Lui’s search for emotional feeling and connection is painful to
read about because the closest she is able to come is with physical
pain and practically anonymous interactions with people. After Ama
goes missing she realizes that she didn’t know anything about this
man she was living with: she didn’t know his real name, where he
worked, if he had a family — she only knew about his body and
that he seemed to care for her.
Still, the point may be that Lui has not given up looking for
Replyemotional depth in the face of the emptiness she feels and
experiences. That is, she is not quite yet a lost cause. But the
reader senses that she is close to giving up on herself and the
world. Lui does not grow or change over the course of the novel;
she merely experiences as she moves from one tragic situation to
another.
@liv4:
Lol, you think we’re missing something?!! I feel like that most days here!
I wonder how literal some of this may be. Kitty and the keg.
Kitty is her. The game “kitty and the keg” has 5 barrels each inside of the other with the 6th smallest barrel holding the kitty. The kitty is hidden tight inside the barrels.
Kegs: traditionally a wooden keg was used to store/transport things like nails and gunpowder. More recently used to store/transport beer, other alcoholic and non-alcoholic beverages. There is one opening. Kept under pressure.
So throwing this out there for thought. Key words? hidden, store/transport, one opening, under pressure.
After stride rite (children’s shoes) and before flying spaghetti monster (a parody on religion using pasta that become an internet sensation).
I’m off to a meeting. Later…
Reply@Kate:
ReplyHoly smokes, Kate. That sure sounds like the AJ I have read about. I am going to say BINGO.
@Togi:
Replyyes it really is , isn’t it, people that have read this book, give really emotionally reviews , the film is coming out on Netflix. just in case you are interested lol
@Togi:
Reply@Kate:
I think she’s seriously damaged from her childhood (riddled here back in March ‘11 w/the V. family history) and I tend to believe that’s part of the reason she started doing humanitarian work. Relating to refugees and wanting to experience or feel more. Just wonder how it strayed, esp. the UN part, to be used as a PR tool when needed. Must be the narcissist taking over.
http://www.jta.org/news/article/2012/03/06/3092028/peres-on-the-view-ireland-loves-israel-brad-pitt-in-israel
Report: Brad Pitt to spend the summer in Israel
Get ready to hear a lot about this: At least one half of the Hollywood power couple reportedly is going to spend the late summer in Israel. The reason: Brad Pitt is in final negotiations to star in “The Gray Man,” a movie based on a successful novel about a CIA agent who goes rogue that is scheduled to be shot partially in Israel.
“Good Evening with Guy Pines,” Israel’s main celebrity news show, reports that a few Tel Aviv hotels received notice to prepare a quote for about 50 rooms at the end of August. The film is produced by New Regency, a company owned by Israeli producer Arnon Milchan, and directed by James Gray, who has used Israeli actors for his films in the past.
The main question is what will happen to Angelina and the kids. They tend to travel together, with one usually tending to the kids while the other is shooting. Will Angelina stay in L.A. or are they all coming to Israel with daddy?
Replyhttp://www.filmlinc.com/blog/entry/qa-david-wain-wanderlust
video 30 min q/a session. david wain gets a bit bitchy with clicks of cameras.
18 min in they talk about janiston, how she was game for the raunch the joking back and forth to prove the point was funny. if you like raunch. paul rudd, david wain, alan alda…i like alan alda here. david wain gets a bit snotty with all the camera clicking and alan alda makes sure everyone knows (in a diplomatic way) he does not feel the same way.
David Wain, the self-proclaimed Stanley Kubrick of movies, used a series of “alts” to piece together Wanderlust. Though he and Marino worked hard on their script, they often did the same basic scene over and over in very different, or alternate, ways. Alda joked that the process, while entertaining, tended to invalidate all the previous work they had done. In the end, though, Wain and Marino used the takes they liked best to fit the narrative of the film. The rest didn’t just wind up on the cutting room floor, however. Wain revealed that fans will be able to see an alternate, “bizarro” cut of the film on DVD. Using almost entirely different footage from the theatrical release, this cut will attest to just how contradictory these “alts” were.
Reply@selfffrighteouswhore:
ReplyMy guess is they will go to Israel with him whether he wants them to or not. He’ll never get away from her and I’m not convinced yet that he wants to. I know the clues point in that direction and COM says they are splitting yet it never seems to happen. I wonder how welcome she’ll be there. Should be interesting to watch that show. How will they top the mysterious helicopter trips and gun smuggling from his last movie?
@Siska:
Replyi’ve seen hugo. i really loved it. i think it’s a beautifully done magical movie that you can take kids to and still enjoy yourself. did you see johnny depp in the cameo? i saw him 1 hr 10 min in. riding a side rod on a steam locomotive. i checked online to see if he made a cameo, people thought he was a guitarist, but that wasn’t him. a still from the movie showed up of him sitting in a chair writing, i think that was him but paramount denied it. but it is definitely him on the train. i felt like it was a throwback to his movie ‘dead man’. you just see him for a few seconds. thanx for the dakota skye recommend. oh! i loved ‘this means war’. lots of funny dialogue.
@selfffrighteouswhore:
Replyolder kids would like hugo, not little ones, way over their head.
@Guest2:
Replyi think she will be there too. these two would be bored/at a loss w/o each other. crazy nuts.
@selfffrighteouswhore:
ReplyIf you read the negative reviews of the movie many of them are critical of the script. Maybe if they had used the other footage the movie would have been better. I was disappointed they took out the goat milking scene -that’s the one I looked forward to seeing. I still don’t understand why they showed cut scenes in the trailers. If they thought they weren’t good enough for the movie why show them in a trailer?
@Guest2:
Replyi don’t understand that either. i really think they have the numbers on people’s reactions to individual scenes and they knew people would buy the blu ray to finally see them. i am looking forward to the whole new movie tho i feel we were ripped off at the theater.
@rushdog:he..he..I love movies
Reply@selfffrighteouswhore:
ReplyYup, they’re the ultimate co-dependent couple. Lots of dirty little secrets between them. And the kids. I’m no fan of brad but I think he’s the lesser crazy of the two and I don’t think he can walk out and leave the kids with her.
@Guest2:
Replyi think he would take off w/o any of them, if he could keep his image intact. he made a huge mistake giving in to her, i bet she knows next to everything he has done.
@selfffrighteouswhore:I didnt saw Johnny..mm..maybe I’m a bit distract with my popcorn..he,,he ..I got so hungry in the middle of the movie..
ReplyIt is more for older kid…cause the younger one can’t follow the whole story..I think because of 3D ..the movie became more bearable for kids..I don’t like 3D..but my kid love it.
Anyway..another movie I recommend called Another Earth..it’s about redemption of a convicted drunk driven mixing with the story of discovery of another Earth it’s good little gem..
And if you like action thriller ..The Dissapearing of Alice Creed…it’s about kidnapped girl who escape with twisted end…
@Siska:
Replysiska you are my very own ‘roger ebert’.
@Siska:
Replythank you doll!!!!!
both sound great. i love to escape into a movie.
@selfffrighteouswhore:I think the goat scene maybe will use as evidence of their accused affair..so they decide to scrap it?..it didn’t make sense. Cause they advertised it on everything else..
ReplyI think the director has record of hit and miss on his humor and directing skill..like everyone else..his movie the Ten or Hot Summerxxx…it’s getting cult follower after..
Btw wain and ken merino rewrite Sandler new movie called Thats my boy..
@selfffrighteouswhore:
ReplyI’m sure she does. Good night, SRW.
Siska, good night to you too!
Reply@Up the Coast:
Replyhahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa
brad! brad! brad! brad!
hahahahahaha
omg the red carpets from these two are going to stop if they call it quits. what a loss, what a shame. i remember the salt premiere when she is in that short dress and runs over and drags him back, he is mad, trying to fake a smile. so hilarious. dandy and ho, please stay together so we can laff at you both. pleeeeze.
@selfffrighteouswhore:Ha..ha no way..I’m not into highbrow critic style….as long they entertain or move me..but thank you my dear friend
Reply@Siska:
Replyoh i will watch for the sandler movie then.
did you see theroux was named in the 10th annual infidelity awards? good lord. he was called the lustful wanderer. ashton and arnold s. were on the list too.
@Guest2:
Replygood night G2!
Goodnight..sweet dream..@Guest2:
Reply@selfffrighteouswhore:What? He only did it once..and it’s questionable..how about Bp?
Reply@Siska:
Replyi guess pitt’s old news. stale old philanderer.
I think so also..he will stuck and better be..cause the kids need the parent..for better or worst..as long not the abusive parent@Guest2:
Replyi have another early and long day tmrw.
Replygood nite siska. i’m going to check out american wax and the ten also. i’m behind on my movie watching. oh i watched ‘becoming jane’ a while back. some faces i recognized from downton abby. i liked it, and i keep sayoing anne hathaway should wear no/little makeup. how beautiful.
@selfffrighteouswhore:Ha..ha..where was the list?..do any woman make it?..AJ should be on her own list of relationship breaker.,she is the female fatale..that’s why she isn’t have much female friend..btw on mag interview in Aussie..she mention that she is usually just a regular nappy changer mum…ha,ha,,do you believe it?..how she has time with her charity and script writer and being the boss of legion of nannies to changing nappy?
ReplyGoodnight sleep tight…I love becoming Jane..i am with you that Anne H so pretty naturally ..@selfffrighteouswhore:
Reply@Siska:
ReplyIf the nasty rumors are to be believed she might have experience changing brad’s diapers! Oh, the dirty little secrets that keep them bound to each other. Thanks for the tip on Becoming Jane. I’ve wanted to see that one for a while and now that you and srw have given it a good review I’ll rent it.
@selfffrighteouswhore:
ReplyAnother important role for the egotistical Pitt?
Going to tweak this again because I just can’t let go of a puzzle!! And jumping off of Kate’s long post yesterday AT 7:49PM on “snakes and earrings.” This riddle speaks to her current state. I’m still uncertain on the gun clue. Four things:
1. The photo scroll says “bp dumps kitty,” who else would kitty be but her.
2. The Jose Cuervo tequila is a family owned BRAND w/the highest sales in the world = THE BRAND. The kitty is saying “will you help me open this..” ?reduced to asking for help w/alcohol/Helplessness
3. Flying spaghetti monster – parody on religion = her religion is narcissism
4. Going Solo like roald dahl – at the end of the book, after flying sorties in WW2 is having blinding headaches he’s declared unfit and returns to Britain to reunite w/his mother (hmmm..)
3/4/12 Doing the Dougie…Kitty in the Keg
CELEBRATION DANCE (for him)…KITTY CONTROLLED/CONTAINED
Foolish heart, directionless, disinterested etc… – HER
ReplySifting the litter box = WHAT REMAINS
Wishing for the moon = LIVES FATALLY AFFECTED (destructively/disastrously)
Stride rite (children’s BRAND shoes) = PHOTO OPS WITH CHILDREN
Kitty in the keg = vintage toy (her hidden in six barrels) = HIDES THE TRUTH
Flying spaghetti monster – parody on religion became internet phenomenon, her religion is narcissism- NEED TO BE THE CENTER OF ATTENTION HAS TURNED INTO COMEDY AND RIDICULE
Doing the dougie = celebration “shimmie” hip-hop dance where hands are used to move back hair = AT OSCAR RED CARPET
Yelling for freebird = HAS BECOME A JOKE AT THE END
Staying lean while bulking = PHYSICIAL APPEARANCE
Hearing a beeping noise = A WARNING
Bedding the mosin nagart = filling between the action and stock of a, Russian gun = ?PROP GUN INCIDENT??
Going solo like roald dahl = = DECLARED UNFIT AND RELEASED FROM DUTY
Snakes and earrings = DESPONDENT
@selfffrighteouswhore:
Sorry, BP just doesn’t click for me as a spy/action hero. I think he plays a good weirdo; Fight Club, Kalifornia, 12 Monekey’s, etc.. He wasn’t bad in Meet Joe Black or Legends but to me, he’s just not believable as a spy.
FF has a thread about a court date being set in Braddock’s lawsuit against AJ. It would seem unlikely that news of a split would come out anytime soon with this hanging over her head.
http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/board/viewtopic.php?f=40&t=310552
ReplyOk, I am now hooked on Downtown Abbey..LOL…going out today and purchasing season 2……….
ReplyCogan’s Trade title has been changed to “Killing me softly” , WTF? A Roberta Flack song??
ReplyKitty in the keg, asking for help. Perhaps it´s Angelina begging for a role in a movie. It seems like she has a hard time finding one.
Reply@rushdog:
ReplyAwesome.
mostly OT but does anyone have access to this : http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/67069498.html?page=4
Replytrying to connect some dots…
@whatever:spoiler alert…third season will begin with a wedding!!!enjoy…
Reply@Guest2:
Replymaybe the dirty stuff that made Bp hooked..he..he..jen its too good girl to do that..
your welcome..hope you like it
@whatever:
Replyha..ha..its really not a good change..Cogans trade sound much cooler
im not sure if anyone saw how cute is prince harry doing a dance in jamaica .he is a great dancer..
Replythere are blind item saying about A list married actor who kept his bf on side by having apartment and starting to be careless about it and some people started to notice.
Replyand whala.!!!..Star mag reported about will smith taking holiday and live in the apart. with an actor called D…
and it seem the married will be kept only after the movie MIB3 release…mmmm
@siska:
ReplyThe wedding of Matthew and Lady Mary. Do you know when season 3 will start in the UK?
a suggestion for Ian , could you posted list of A list actor/actress that 100% straight ?..cause he made before list of gay/bi long time ago..its nice to know who was genuine in the land of illusion..and to change from riddle’s form a bit…which we will never knew the truth….
Reply@Guest2:
Replydo know yet..only the wedding being shoot at the moment as Lainey mention…I guess started late of the year..
@Guest2:
Replyi mean dont know….
btw you watched wanderlust?..what is your rate on it? I am bump that didnt do well on box office
i am bit baffle with some of the media who only love to post negative stuff…specially of jen..they kept making a big deal of jen and cox having a spat because there not much picture of them together….they not even their real bff..cause Hann and Andrea was jen bff before Cox..like Cox with Terese her real bff….they still in contact..but not for PR..like the sighted of the brand after the Oscar..
Reply@sinker:
Replyi can get into the site but get access denied at the link…..if you could tell me what its about i could search the site and copy the article here for you
latest on Downton Abbey -
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2111058
Series 3 to be screened on ITV in UK in October. Maggie Smith and Dan Stevens have yet to sign contracts for series 4 – they might quit.
@Guest2:
Reply@siska:
@Armitage:
Reply* woops, make that September screening!
I saw a tab online that says Will Smith has outed himself and his true love – another man. Jada supposedly has filed for divorce. @siska:
Replyhttp://truthquake.com/2011/09/21/will-smith-trey-songz-gay-relationship-exposed/@Patty Anne:
ReplyWhat does Jada have any room to talk about? Heh. I’ve seen pics of Diddy and his ilk partying together – all men getting down with it (not graphic but obvious.)
Had a slow grocery line today. Read some PR on the Brange. Boy, their PR team is always busy, are they not?
Reply@Patty Anne:
Replyyep..when there is smoke there will be fire…I always suspect scientologist was a place to hide their truth identity..I can understand why they have to cover their truth self basic on the image they selling to public..but why they just keep trying to blow the cover by doing it with different people?..I hope they did it safely..wow..with the wife and kids..I guess they will be more tone down the extracurricular ..but maybe they so dilusional of their fame and power that they think they are untouchable…
@janindisguise:
Replyyep they are they are the pro…
off topic…I want to suggest the nice people in here to watch on you tube or http://www.kony2012.com about joseph kony..an international criminal who getaway for 26 years of kidnapped ,killed,torture,rape kids in Uganda..(and might spread to rest of Africa)..its great video..that show the power of Internet and people on the positive way!!
Reply@Armitage:cant wait
Replyanother off topic…I want to shout out for one of my fav reality show contestant (The Rebel Millionare) Sara Blakely..to be the youngest woman on the Forbes Billionare list..for creating the tool to help woman looking good Spanx..!!! her story is really inspirational!! damn..I should star move my lazy azzz…he…he
Reply@siska:
Replyshe also has some good comment about money make everything more..like if you are an ass before..when you rich..you became bigger ass and vice verse..if you are nice before..money make you more nicer..and thank God..she seem the latter one..and I think jen like her too..
ok bye for now
Reply@siska:
ReplyI haven’t seen it yet but have read the reviews and they are mixed, a lot are critical of the script. It looked like it was going to be a funny movie and I like the cast. I wanted to see the goat milking scene but I guess I’ll have to wait til it comes out on dvd. Maybe we should choose jen’s movies for her and get her the right roles.
@Armitage:
ReplyNo, they can’t quit. They are important characters, especially maggie smith. She brings so much humor to the program. I’m sure it’s an issue of money that will probably be worked out.
@Siska:
no, i do not believe she changes diapers. unless the diaper is on bradley.
http://www.metro.co.uk/showbiz/892240-ashton-kutcher-and-justin-theroux-named-in-annual-infidelity-awards
the list was put together by ashleymadison.com.
no women. this is supposed to be the full list :
Old Dog to New Trick Award: Ashton Kutcher
Ashton wins the gold for his portrayal as a happily married man and stepfather of three, despite secretly double dealing with damsels less than half his wife’s age
Domestic Performance Award: Arnold Schwarzenegger
Arnold wins the award here for raising an illegitimate son in his home without his wife noticing, and his well documented generous staff “bonuses”.
Foreign Fling Award: Dominique Strauss-Kahn
Strauss-Kahn for his convincing portrayal of a ‘crazy old man’ in the international thriller ‘Maid in Manhattan’.
Lustful Wanderer Award: Justin Theroux
Justin left his live-in girlfriend of 12 years for Jennifer Aniston after meeting her on the set of Wanderlust last year.
Political Perv Award: Newt Gingrich
Newt brings dimension to his craft. His portrayal of a Presidential candidate/swinger ranked among the years finest.
Virtual Villian Award: Anthony Weiner
Anthony wins for putting together a great ‘little package’ for everyone on Twitter.
Affair of a Lifetime Award: John F. Kennedy
If JFK were still alive, we would be more than happy to present him with a lifetime membership to AshleyMadison.com.
Reply@Guest2:
Replyhaha, poor william bradley pitt. he’s into diaper domination.
@Guest2:
from a 2002 article in the villagevoice.com….”Have you ever seen a group of grown men in diapers, running with balloons between their legs, causing them to waddle like toddlers? No? Then you’ve never been to a relay game at a diaper-lovers party. I went to my first such competition several months ago at a social hosted by Still in Diapers NY (SIDNY), a 10-month-old organization for diaper fetishists that boasts 1400 members on its thriving Web site (www.sidny.org).
There were big baby boys in cute, grown-up-sized jumpers…’ ”
hahah, sounds like bradley’s onesie.
Reply@lookyloo:
ReplyThanks for the link to the thread. Jolie under oath would be an interesting thing to see.
@joanne:
Replyhe -is- egotistical. i watched part of the gay rights play. why did he even show up? for the money? because he didn’t act like he gave a hoot and he read his lines. he should be ashamed. and charlie sheen’s dad was chewing the scenery trying to make up the difference. it was an oddly done event anyway.
Watching Sleepless in Seattle for the zillioneth time. I love it!
Reply@selfffrighteouswhore:
ReplyI’m sorry but a man breaking up with a woman he’s neither married nor engaged to because he met someone else is not in the same category as a philandering husband. Living together does not a commitment make.
@janindisguise:
ReplyI love that movie too. I also like You’ve Got Mail. Have you seen that one?
@lookyloo:
Replymarch 20th! oh wow. i wish this would all over tv. she came off as out of touch, impulsive and egotistical at the oscars, just the type of person who would do what she has been accused of by braddock and then covering with stories no one with a brain or appreciation for movies would believe.
they will be busy doing damage control for a while, hopefully.
@selfffrighteouswhore:
ReplyOMG, there are more of them? So on the days we see pix of bradley in his onesie does it mean he’s having play dates with other man babies?
@Guest2:
Replyit was an odd list. that website caters to people who want to cheat in a presumed monogamous relationship, married or not. the theroux/janiston hookup has been a seller story. i think it was the website’s way of getting more traffic from the unsatisfied unmarried.
and i agree, if you aren’t married to him, you aren’t committed to him, and vice versa. that is the hard logical truth.
Pitts apparently riding his motorcycle in nola and the children are photographed walking the dog. No photos of AJ. The children look relaxed as would be the case if the parents fight and they are currently only with one of them. Stride rite – did he take the children and walk? If “bp dumps kitty” is him dumping her (who else?) then she shouldn’t be there with them. Of course if she’s not sighted it will be assumed she’s there unless sighted elsewhere.
Reply@siska:
Replytotally straight….should be a really short list.
@selfffrighteouswhore:I
ReplyI think ordinary people would have been better. They made it look too much like entertainment to me.
I believe everyone of age should have the right to marry anyone they chose. We also should have the right to do what we want with our bodies but we are losing our rights as women as the gays are losing their rights as citizens,
The jolie-pitt children are out and about with their nannies in NOLA. They are much more animated than when they’re with their parents. Cute pix.
http://socialitelife.com/photos/maddox-shiloh-and-zahara-take-their-dog-for-a-walk/maddox-shiloh-and-zahara-take-their-dog-for-a-walk-11
Reply@siska:
Replyi think the relationship was kind of over exaggerated at times. not always. but i think things have cooled somewhat. i’m surprised she wasn’t at janiston’s star ceremony when it was said she was at janiston’s birthday party. was there picture proof that cox was at her party?
i really don’t trust cox anyway. i just don’t think she is genuine.
@Guest2:
watching football and straight porn from their recliner?
Replymen walking the streets in onesies….where the hell are all the real men who are going to save the world?
@joanne:
Replyand as long as people out there who want to deny someone else a dignified right are obsessed with that, they won’t notice their own rights being stripped away. one day, we will wake up and realize that we were seeing the wrong people as the enemies. the powerful f#ckers in the corner who are calling the matches and distracting/dividing us are the enemies.
@selfffrighteouswhore:
ReplyI think cc was in NY when jen had her party and it was incorrectly reported she was there. I tend to agree with you about her and I don’t believe that she wasn’t with any man since her ex husband. There were too many rumors about her and the co-star and there were photos of him picking her and coco up at the airport. I think they’re still friends but not as close as they used to be. I think after jen’s divorce she leaned on cc a lot and then when courtney’s marriage broke up things changed, especially if she had another man.
@sinker:
Replypoor jacques, i hope he was up the walk. shiloh gesturing and talking, looks grown up. things seem to be more peaceful between shiloh and Z when jolie isn’t there. i remember seeing pix of shiloh getting picked on by Z and jolie laffing.
@selfffrighteouswhore:
Replysorry, wrong reply. that was for G2 and the New Orlean pix.
sinker, i looked but i see a membership is required.
@Guest2:
Replyi agree totally.
@Guest2:
Reply…..but if they ever bring “Dirt” back, i’m watching lucy and don konkey. i loved it.
@Guest2:
Reply‘I think cc was in NY when jen had her party and it was incorrectly reported she was there.’
thanx for that info also.
Good night, all. Got a busy, stressful day tomorrow . Can’t wait for Friday
Reply@rushdog:
Replyyeah, these two get a lot of mileage out of people assuming they are together in the same locale because of the 3 day rule/lie etc…
@Guest2:
Replygood nite G2.
Back for a quick minute. Here are pix of brad on his motor cycle “zooming” around NOLA. One poster says the bike isn’t moving. The top 2 pix look like they’re in front of the same building. Jusin theroux he isn’t. Nite again.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2111762/Pitt-stop-Brad-speeds-New-Orleans-souped-motorbike.html?ito=feeds-newsxml
Reply@Guest2:
Replyi think he is coasting slowly, hand clutch disengaged (squeezed). his right foot isn’t pictured on the ground because you can see the top of his thigh in one pic, and the very front of his leg in another. i dont think his right foot has been fotoshopped out.
where are the zooming pix? pitt can’t speed thru the french quarter unless the narrow streets have been cleared, he’d kill someone and himself. what are those stupid gloves for? are his hands that soft?
@Guest2:
Replyhttp://static.panoramio.com/photos/large/22545763.jpg
that business is a restaurant up the street from them. he probably drove it round the block.
@Guest2:
Yes. You’ve Got Mail is one of my favorites too. I’ve watched that many,many times.
Reply@selfffrighteouswhore:
ReplyI agree. So are the ones who want us to hate others because they are not like us. People are so busy hating one another and they have no clue what is being taken away from them.
@Guest2:
ReplySo thats why he wasn’t tipping over.
@joanne:
I thought the same thing.
Reply@janindisguise:
ReplyMeg Ryan was always so pretty until she messed up her face with the bad surgery. I don’t understand why actresses do this to themselves. Do they not have mirrors to see what they look like.
@WTF:
ReplyYou have to be given permission to view it by livejournal, i was denied. an insider poster went on a rant and told a bunch of HW secrets, so they took the public post down. He mentions a woman named Diana Jenkins / Sanela diana who published a book called room 23 w/ semi- porn pics of a lot of famous HWers – it was “for charity.” anyhow, she is bosnian, lives in malibu now and is extremely wealthy, and i am just looking around to see what kind of connection there might be between her and ITLOBAH.
@sinker:
Replyoh that was first reported at http://www.crazydaysandnights and you can find it at bohomoth.com and i think FF has it too……
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2012/03/angelina-jolie-billy-bob-thornton-marriage-adoption-plans
Hmmm….I really didn’t think that the split would happen anytime soon with the lawsuit hanging but it seems something is brewing. It’s odd that BBT has been brought up recently and now they are rehashing the faux circumstances around Maddox adoption. I was always under the impression that AJ knew BBT was leaving her so she adopted Maddox in an attempt to force him into staying. I don’t know the exact timeline (maybe some could set me straight on it) but I suspected that she reacted so badly to JV spilling the beans because it tipped BBT off to what she was trying to do to him. Also, I didn’t think BP had adopted any of the kids? Am I way off on all of this?
Reply@lookyloo:
ReplyThank you for the link to that article. Didn’t I read somewhere that Angie said that fidelity wasn’t important? How many marriages has she helped breakup? So, it’s not okay for BBT to cheat on Angie, but she herself is rumored to have slept with other men/women while with Pitt? This article smells like something Angie herself has paid to have written. She has a court date coming up on the 20th that she is currently trying to have either dismissed or moved to CA. Her reputation is in near ruins and she is trying to make herself look good. How much did she pay the ex-wife?
@WCKitty:
I agree it sounds like something she wrote but IMO, it’s a misstep on her part. Why would she want people to remember her time with BBT…..she was at the height of her crazy back then.
Now she’s dragged some of the kids to NYC after they were photographed yesterday in NOLA and less than a week ago in LA. She’s losing it. At this rate it won’t be long before social services becomes involved. She’s boarding on abusive with the way she drags these kids around. What about their education? There is no home schooling going on if they are being dragged from country to country and then from state to state.
Reply@lookyloo:
ReplyI should say that both AJ and BP are losing it. He’s just as responsible for these kids, maybe even more so since everyone know AJ has some screws loose.
Just checking out those recent motorcycle picks.
Some men (Steve McQueen, Ryan Reynolds) look hot on a motorcycle- like they were born to ride. Some men (Pitt) look ridiculous – Pitt looks out of his element, like he is trying too hard.
ReplyBrangelina happenings
Jolie – Thur, Mar 8, 6:30 PM-10:00 PM EST, Newsweek/Daily Beast Women of the World Summit
http://www.livestream.com/womenintheworld
Pitt – Sat, Mar 10, 2012, Night to Make it Right Concert and After Party, Hyatt Regency New Orleans
http://www.nighttomakeitright.com/
Jolie – Mar 15, 2012. Court Case: “Parties to prepare and submit a joint status report on or before Thur, Mar 15, 2012.”
http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/board/viewtopic.php?f=40&t=310552&sid=e5ebaad6fff13bfdb7295074e8c28732
http://dockets.justia.com/docket/illinois/ilndce/1:2011cv08597/263025/
Jolie – Mar 20, 2012. Court Case: Initial Status hearing is set for Mar 20, 2012 at 10:00 a.m. and parties are to report the following: (1) Possibility of settlement in the case; (2) If no possibility of settlement exists, the nature and length of discovery necessary to get the case ready for trial.
Reply(Jolie not required to be present, just lead counsel)
@iwasanon:
Also requests for change of venue submitted on Mar 6 by GK Films & Jolie’s counsel
Replyhttp://dockets.justia.com/docket/illinois/ilndce/1:2011cv08597/263025/
@lookyloo:
I agree that she is losing it and I wonder how much of the article stating that she and all six kids are in NYC. The vendor handed over three hotdogs for six kids? I could see the twins sharing a hot dog, but not the other four. Then again, maybe not all of the kids wanted hotdogs. It just sounds like all she does is feed those kids junk food and drag them around without, as you stated, a secure grounded life. Yes, it is also Brad’s fault. I just wish someone would step in and help those children.
As for bringing up BBT, maybe she wants him back? She can’t get her claws into Johnny, so she has decided she wants to go back to her so-called glory days.
Reply
@WCKitty:
Reply“how much of the article stating that she all six kids are in NYC is true.”
@rushdog:
Jolie supposedly stopping for hot dogs with the kids. (Just a pic of the van; more pics to come?)
http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/board/viewtopic.php?f=40&t=310593&sid=48bff115d75a3686c82f005a52f9b92e
I doubt Jolie was in NOLA and let the nannies get photo ops with the kids yesterday. She probably dropped them in NOLA and went on to NY. JMO. Did they split the kids or did they fly the kids up to her after he got his photo ops? I guess we’ll know when we see which ones show up with her in NYC
Reply@lookyloo:
ReplyThey can be home schooled on the plane.
@iwasanon:
ReplyThere is some guy reflected in the mirror. I wonder if there is a photo of her boney claw grabbing a hot dog.
@iwasanon:
Reply….after they’ve each had a coke.
whaaat???
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/brangie-bunch-spoon-feed-johnny-deep
BRANGIE BUNCH SPOON FEED JOHNNY DEEP
-A +A
Published on: March 8, 2012
by Jon Boon, NATIONAL ENQUIRER
Photography by: Getty Images
JOHNNY DEPP was the guest of honor at a recent luncheon catered by two unlikely “chefs” – BRAD PITT and ANGELINA JOLIE’s daughters!
Shiloh, 5, and Zahara, , overheard dad Brad expressing concern that their “Uncle Johnny” might not be eating well since his January split from longtime love Vanessa Paradis. So the darling duo insisted that Brad and Angelina invite him over for lunch at the family’s sprawling Los Angeles estate and promised that they’d take care of the entire meal.
The menu? Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches with a side of mac and cheese, and Oreo cookies for dessert!
“All the Jolie-Pitt kids adore Johnny ever since he and Angelina made ‘The Tourist’ together two years ago,” a family friend told The ENQUIRER. “They think he’s absolutely the coolest guy in the world.”
Brad extended the invite, and even warned the “Rum Diary” star he might want to eat something else before coming over.
“But Johnny’s such a big kid himself, he was excited to see what the girls had cooked up,” said the source. “Within 15 minutes of sitting down at the table, the girls brought out a plate covered with a stainless steel top.
“Johnny lifted the lid and shouted, ‘Voila!’ as Shiloh and Zahara squealed with delight.
“On the plate was a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, minus the crust, with a side of macaroni and cheese.
“Johnny loved it.”
Afterward, the young chefs served Oreo cookies and milk.
“Johnny finished every last bite,” added the source. “Then he told the girls it was the best meal he’d ever had.
siska, i know you can’t access NE….jon edwards wants a copy of the sex tape for his defense. davy jones was having chest pains for weeks according to his daughter, warren beatty won’t pay for his daughter/son to have sex reassignment surgery, scout willis is tweeting about her dirty sheets, using klonopin, coke and x and getting ‘fingered’ by terry richardson. and a former secret service agent has a book out about the bill clinton years. but i didnt read anything worse in the article than i have already read.
Reply@selfffrighteouswhore:
ReplyRiiiight!!! Her fax machine must be in overdrive.
I highly doubt that this story is true. This is an attempt to squash rumors of her involvement in Johnny and Vanessa’s rumored split. If she was involved, I don’t believe this would be of any help in healing whatever (if there is) is wrong between Johnny and Vanessa. It wasn’t long ago she was putting out stories that she would help the couple. There has been no sightings or stories about Johnny being their friend or the kids uncle except from her camp.
@WCKitty:
Replythis has to be right up there with the stupidest stories about dandeho i have ever read.
depp should have never done that movie with her. he has the stank mojo all over him now.
@selfffrighteouswhore:
ReplyThe world has gone mad. I can’t believe that whoever wrote this crap got paid.
@selfffrighteouswhore:
ReplyI totally agree! I wonder if she put this piece of garbage out to rub salt into his and Vanessa’s wounds since she wasn’t able to get her claws into him. She’s putting stuff out about her and BBT and changing her stories about the dress she wore when she made a fool out of herself. She has a court date ahead of her and there were not pictures of her in NO or even being in that black SUV. Who was really in the truck and were any of the kids really with her?
@siska:
Replyfor some reason, the video of him dancing reminds me of one of my favorite movies evah.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLC5voGUp0I
rollin’ with my homies….
@selfffrighteouswhore:
WTHell????
Reply@WCKitty:
Replyyes. i agree. and what is this new found obsession with food stories ever since the skinny oscar scare she gave everyone? mcdonalds, feeding uncle johnny and now the hot dog cart. kids and junk food and johnny depp.
she’s beating more than one sick bird to death with these dumb fables/foto ops.
@selfffrighteouswhore:
ReplyWow…Bruce and Demi’s little girl is quite the “artistic college preppy”
@Up the Coast:
Replyshe’s begging daddy to put her in rehab for a year.
@selfffrighteouswhore:
ReplyYea….what daddy doesn’t like to read on twitter about his little girl getting fingered by strangers?
@Up the Coast:
Replygood thing he has twitter to keep him informe about his daughter. hollywood is chock full of cracked nuts with itchy fingers desperate to tweet. i’d tell her you go to rehab and stay there for a year or you get not one more filthy dime from me to buy drugs.
hey guys just thought i’d let you know if u watch the news or go online and see footage of the queens golden jubilee with prince philip and kate middleton, they came to my university today here in leicester, so glad to see them!! the queen looks the same as she does in pictures, prince philip is much shorter while kate quite is truly regal, she’s tall, classy and more beautiful in real life pictures do not do her justice.
if you can see its de montfort university and im next to the brown archway, i doubt you’ll get to see me but you know ill be there, and i wanted to share with you the great day i had today and my university!!
Replyfirst pic of lone ranger and depp as tonto
Replyhttp://www.justjared.com/photo-gallery/2637099/lone-ranger-tonto/fullsize/
@selfffrighteouswhore:
ReplyClayton Moore did it better and Depp looks like all his other characters.
@selfffrighteouswhore:
Replydepp is hiding behind all that stuff.
i guess he doesn’t wear the crow as a bow? it’s just perching for now….
I hope it stays there condisering what it must have done to his head that it’s hiding……shall I say, P.U.? lol@selfffrighteouswhore:
Replygood lord what a racket.
http://www.slate.com/articles/arts/the_hollywood_economist/2005/04/how_to_finance_a_hollywood_blockbuster.html
‘As paradoxical and absurd as it sounds, it’s cheaper for a Hollywood studio to make a big-budget action movie than to make a shoestring art film like Sideways. Consider Paramount’s 2001 action flick Lara Croft: Tomb Raider. On paper, Tomb Raider’s budget was $94 million. In fact, the entire movie cost Paramount less than $7 million. How did the studio collect over $87 million before cameras started rolling?…..’
Reply@joanne:
ReplyI have to agree
http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2007/10/05/1191091362089.html
The lies from within
October 6, 2007
‘A former Australian investigator says only the liar, fraudster and nepotist can survive the UN’s culture. Kate McClymont reports…..’
……..’Perhaps the most astonishing revelation to emerge during the investigation was an allegation that Lubbers had also groped American movie star Angelina Jolie, who had been appointed as a UN goodwill ambassador by Lubbers in a ceremony in Geneva in 2001.
Staff who witnessed the incident told investigators that minutes before coming down in the lift to be introduced to staff in the building’s Geneva headquarters, Lubbers had grabbed Jolie from behind. The incident was followed up by Jolie’s UN minder who contacted her about whether she wished to make a statement to investigators. They were informed, through her minder, that she did not. Jolie’s agent did not reply to the Herald’s email seeking verification of the incident.’
Replyso f’ing full of themselves, he couldn’t get the shot in 40 rolls???
http://www.haaretz.com/news/editor-dashes-to-israel-to-get-brad-rare-film-for-angelina-breastfeeding-pics-1.255451
Published 00:00 14.10.08
Editor dashes to Israel to get Brad rare film for Angelina breastfeeding pics
Photo editor at W magazine flew to T.A. to buy Pitt camera film he couldn’t get anywhere else in world.
By Haaretz Service Brad Pitt was only able to take photos of Angelina Jolie breastfeeding recently circulated by the American fashion magazine W after an editor at the magazine flew off to Tel Aviv on a last-minute hunt for camera film.
W, which is to publish the photographs in its November issue, has reported that the A-lister was determined to shoot his wife, often described as the most beautiful woman in the world, with Kodak Tech Pan film, which hasn’t been manufactured for four years.
After Pitt used all 40 rolls of the film the magazine obtained for him on eBay, W’s photo editor Nadia Vellam managed to track down someone who offered her 30 rolls – in Israel. She then had mere hours to find someone in Tel Aviv who could get on a plane to France with the film that very day.
The magazine’s upcoming issue features Jolie in a black-and-white shot that shows her breastfeeding, presumably one of the couple’s newborn infants.
In the cover shot, she smiles at the camera with her blouse lowered, revealing part of her left breast with a baby’s fingers touching it.
Replycall me when jd decides to not go white face for a part. lol at this point i am beginning to think hes like batmans joker…white face is his real face color is makeup.
Reply@Patty Anne:
that white face might be the crow’s fault.
@Dream:
Replyi know…sweeney todd, madhatter, barnabas c., now tonto.
@Dream:
ReplyHe just changes hats and tada, a new character emerges. He is getting predictable like Jolie. She just changes wigs for her characters.
The Keystone XL pipeline was shot down for now. Those for it need to be voted out. imo
Reply@selfffrighteouswhore:
Replylol at the crow and don’t forget edward scissorhands
@joanne:
ReplyI agree with you. The oil that would flow through the pipeline could cause harm and damage here in the U.S. and be shipped elsewhere. I also don’t like how they are treating the landowners. Oil isn’t going to be there forever and we need to find alternative ways to minimize our dependency on oil.
@selfffrighteouswhore:
Reply@Guest2:
Reply@selfffrighteouswhore:
Oops, trigger finger here. I guess it took 70 rolls of film for brad to get a few decent pics for the magazine and frankly, the ones that appeared weren’t that good. What a pretentious fool.
@Dream:
Replysooo right. how did i forget the white-face that started it all?
@joanne:
lmao 
Reply@joanne:
Replygood news! that would be a disaster i think with the natural gas fracking going on also.
@joanne:
ReplyYou’re right, he does just that. Same old same old. I’m over depp. He’s tainted in my book.
Aaaaahhhhh. A post after my own heart, WCKitty! It’s not like this is the FIRST gasoline shortage we’ve ever faced. And it’s not like gas hasn’t cost a fortune in other countries FOREVER. One would think that in a world with people who can figure out how to send Rovers to Mars someone would CERTAINLY be able to come up with an alternative to the gas/oil-run engines, aye? Wait! What’s that? Maybe, just MAYBE it has already been done? Hmmmm. I am smelling a cover up!
@WCKitty:
Reply@Guest2:
Replyhaha he is/they are pretentious fools.
maybe he had to get that cover shot.
baby’s finger touching earth mother’s boob. ugh.
@Togi:
ReplyThere are several cover-ups going on isn’t there! All to benefit a few. It’s really simple equation to figure out that oil is made from the remains of creatures that no longer exist (so no more will be made) and it took how many years for the remains to become oil? Really, we are running out and it costs a lot more and causes more damage to the environment than previous methods. Maybe they should follow their own advice that the unemployed are given, which is to find a different line of work.
@selfffrighteouswhore:
ReplyI am waiting to cave in from the fracking. Also getting another nuke plant near by too. We are getting up in the neighborhood.
Also and too. You would think I didn’t go to school. :lol
Reply
Reply@selfffrighteouswhore:
Not sure I believe that. I would think Bruce Willis would flatten Terry R if any such thing happened.
Scout Willis’s Racy Tweets Are Fakes for Class Project, Rep Says
Replyhttp://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20577220,00.html?xid=rss-topheadlines
@selfffrighteouswhore:
Don’t forget Willy Wonka, he did kind of ruin that one for me. I liked Gene Wilder.
Reply@Capri:
ReplyI also liked Gene Wilder better as Willy Wonka. I still like Johnny as Captain Jack Sparrow though.
@selfffrighteouswhore:
ReplyOf course she didn’t complain….that was her part of the deal
@selfffrighteouswhore:
ReplyWhat an arrogant fool. “The magazine’s upcoming issue features Jolie in a black-and-white shot that shows her breastfeeding, PRESUMABLY one of the couple’s newborn infants.”
She smiles at the camera with her blouse lowered…….most mothers look into their babies EYES/FACES when they’re breastfeeding…it’s called bonding.
@joanne:
ReplyUntil after the election, anyway.
@Togi:
ReplyYea, I think it’s called the steam engine and it runs on water! You have cheap gas prices up in Alaska, don’t you?
@Up the Coast:
Replyyea, they are going to do it eventually. Delaying is nice.
@Up the Coast:
i saw a guy on you tube some time back. he had an entry for a contest to find new roading material that did not break down. i wish i could find it.
his idea was a glass highway. it was made of sloar panels and of a special glass that cars could drive on. as i remember it also had some sort of control over the cars as well to prevent accidents? any way it was amazing.
and while i am thinking about it . what happened to the cars that were going to drive themselves? all our interstate highways have the built in device to drive them. its been there for years and years. where are the cars?
Reply@Dream:
That sounds like an amazing idea! I would love to have a highway that would prevent accidents as well as have the car drive itself! Think of all the things that a person could do (that some still do while behind the wheel) without causing an accident such as reading, sleeping, needlework, or even post on IUC!
However, some prefer to continue doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result!
Reply@Dream:
ReplyI haven’t heard about the glass hwy, but the other thing sounds vaguely familiar. I’ve read a few stories about men who have invented engines that run on water or used cooking oil…and the govt or car companies come in and buy their rights to the idea…then just shelve it. My husband used to have a truck that ran on propane, back when propane was alot cheaper than gasoline. It ran so clean…but you had to plan ahead if you went on a trip, to make sure you could find propane along the way.
@Up the Coast:
Replymy girlfriend in cali called last night and we were just talking about all the things that make the news then disappear and no one ever seems to remember. like the self driving devices in highways and the guy that was caught with a huge bomb stash in encino? any way no news on that raid in ages.
@Dream:
ReplyOut of sight, out of mind I guess. I’m always amazed at what doesn’t make the main stream news and what does.
The fly swatters are back along with the head on a stick.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2112449/Angelina-Jolie-refrains-flashing-right-leg-Women-World-Summit.html
Reply@Guest2:
ReplyShe is mutating to a bug.
@Guest2:
ReplyUgh…she is so greasy/gross looking. How does a women who has no women friends, has never cooked, cleaned or taken care of her children without an army of servants, know anything that will benefit women at a World Summit????
@joanne:
Replygood lord joanne, your water is already scary as hell, i guess quality of life for citizens is an alienable right.
only a relative very few retain/have taken possession of it.
@Guest2:
She really had an ugly dress on the Oscar event. The pictures in DM show how heavy it was. Her designer did a bad choise. I can understand her feeling of wearing a garbage sack to a certain degree. But that doesn´t alowe her to take away the spotlight from the winners by sticking out her leg as in a can can dance.
Reply@iwasanon:
Replyhahaha
i don’t believe it’s her class project either. after four months the twitter acct has been closed all of a sudden. i guess she takes an incomplete grade now??? but why? this is what people under the influence do, make raving fools of themselves for the world to see. apparently this site found her out first.
http://www.ivygateblog.com/2012/03/terry-richardson-tried-to-finger-me-demi-moores-21-year-old-daughter-secretly-tweets-heavy-drug-use-graphic-sex-life-at-brown/
@Capri:
Replygood lord! another one!
time to drop the disguise depp. quit hiding. it used to be such a pretty face before you started macking on jolie and crying foto session rape.
@Up the Coast:
Replyremember colin farrell massaging her leg on tv. then he caught himself and stopped. she didn’t miss a beat. she is so good on the downlow.
@selfffrighteouswhore:
ReplyThats sad.
@Guest2:
Replyher skull looks like a shiny plastic face with a wig on it.
I wonder if there is a market for the anorexic joleg doll that doubles as a flyswatter, comes with banana milkshake to draw flies for extra fun.
Reply@Up the Coast:
Replyif these refugees/exploited props she claims to care about knew half the f’ed up shit this woman has done/does in secret and in pix, they’d run for the hills first and then cast judgment upon her second.
@joanne:
Replyshe’d use it as a d!ld0
@selfffrighteouswhore:
ReplyWhy do these spoiled HW brats always have to sink to the lowest common denominator? They should try rising above it for once, and really be different…and BETTER.
what happened to the very early story that said bradley picked out her oscar dress?
Reply@selfffrighteouswhore:
ReplyI remember. That’s how insecure bitches roll. And then she wonders why people don’t take her seriously
@joanne:
If there’s a market for snookie/lohan/joLIE….there’s a market for that.
Reply@selfffrighteouswhore:
ReplyOh yea, that he pulled a number out of a hat? She just had to figure out a way to BLAME it on him
@Up the Coast:
Replyyou have to come out from under the drugs to rise above it all and be better and different.
daddy needs to cut off her money supply. the fun will end real quick or she will do as lohan does, come up with the money the old fashioned way. better on her dime than daddy’s.
@Up the Coast:
Replyoh yeah, his mom pulled it out of a hat or something. good lord, what a sweet fun fable/fact, until the sh!t hit the fan. she can blame it on the dress or the poor slob she claimed picked it out. but she does what she wants to do, period. she clomped around and flung her leg out like a bandy legged horse. her fault, she planned it and did it on her own. she was channeling the old jolie from her billybob days. she should have practiced. unfortunately for her, the little smart ass who looked like moby made sure everyone called her on it.
@ sinker himmmm is back on CDAN today saying him n 3 others started posting under the name…2 writers/one actor/one musician. The TG that was outed on some sites is a writer with strong family ties to Hollywood -he’s one….himmmmmmmm lists a bunch of names in hollywood that he knows….interesting list. Susan Downey is on there if that helps…..as is guy richie, and brad pitt. Another source for you is this site http://www.lipstickalley.com/f15/sad-bi-even-more-shocking-story-cdan-374995/index4.html
Replyand this one http://www.room23thebook.com/ creepy creepy stuff
@selfffrighteouswhore:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkyMq41TIzE
ReplyThis is what she’d like us to believe….and why she was late
Just drop by before busy day..
For srw ..I highly recommend 2 movie for rom com with a twist..one called Timer and the other one called Easy..
Both independent movie about romance with different ..specially Timer..it’s about people looking for love in the era of popular device called timer which count the time you find your soul mate..it’s a very refreshing movie and romantic..
Another one Denis Quain announce the divorce from his wife no4? ,,and he will starring a movie with Jen this year..I bet Jtx will be there on the shooting
Ok take care..
Reply@WTF:
warning that lipstick thread has some VERY disturbing facts….remember Cindy C’s daughters pic being leaked of her (5yrs old) tied to a chair that they said was a game and the nanny took a picture……..put that into context with the other stuff……..Sickening crazy world old Hollywood.
You want a lead on a new book Ian……head on over – oh and interesting details about Jessica Simpson, and a few more.
Reply@Up the Coast:
hahahaaha!
looks like karl lagerfeld’s direction/eye for a good foto
was jolie’s inspiration
Replyhttp://bohomoth.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/baptiste_karl04.jpg?w=900&h=675
@Siska:
Replyhi sis, bye sis.
thanks girl. i def will get the movies.
@selfffrighteouswhore:
Is there nothing these dumbasses will do for money? 
Reply@Up the Coast:
Replythe only things these parasitic trogs at the top of the heap don’t suck up from us at the bottom are morals and dignity.
@selfffrighteouswhore:
ReplyAnd then we wonder why our society is so fucked up……wonder no more people
@Siska:
http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/green-tea-cupcakes-topped-with-green-tea-buttercream-frosting-recipe/index.html
green tea cupcakes for st. patrick’s day.
Replycalls for green tea powder.
@Tetta:
ReplyA lot of her dress choices are unfortunate but it must be difficult for a stylist to dress a stick with a big head. And the stylist didn’t make her stick her leg out or slur her words on stage. That was all jolie’s doing. I have no charity toward her.
@selfffrighteouswhore:
ReplyHow the heck did she get into Brown???
@Guest2:
There is nothing that excuses her behavior, not at all. But a dress in black velvet with a lot of fabric around her feet doesn´t suit a stick with a big head. A woman with that body needs a dress in a fabric that is possible to wrap around her to hide the thin bones. A stylist ought to be aware of that without knowing who should wear the dress. It´s enough to know the customer is anorectic.
Reply@Tetta:
ReplyMaybe she could call justin’s ex-gf to style her. That should make interesting tabloid headlines
@Guest2:
ReplyI thought that the wardrobe department or crew, etc. from The Tourist did a good job dressing her weird skeleton. I thought that she was in the middle of a breakdown and IMO it was the best she’d looked in a while. I’m no professional, I just know what I liked. I thought they did a good job hiding her bones and her lack of curves. If I was her, I’d have someone dress me who had years of experience of making a silk purse out of a sow’s ear even if it was a costumer. That is what she needs….the illusion.
@Guest2:
It is a really good idea if one were a huge attention addict like Jolie. After all, she already used a flower bouquet from JA and the girls feeding JD, so she has proved that she has no limits to what she will use.
ReplyWouldn’t she love the attention that would bring her?………….LOL, Perhaps you shouldn’t give her any ideas
Knock knock? Anyone in?
Well good night and a good weekend to all.
Reply@selfffrighteouswhore:
ReplyMmmm to the green tea cupcakes. Is that what makes the icing green? (stupid question – I know). Just trying to see about the dye, if any, in the cakes. Oh wait – duh – I’ll read the link.
@Capri:
ReplyAs I posted that comment I wondered how long it would be before a rumor came out that heidi was her new stylist. Direct from the jolie fax as they say. Good night.
Everyone’s gone to bed it seems so I’ll talk to myself for a bit. Has anyone watched Smash yet on Monday nights? It’s a great show, executive produced by spielberg and stars deborah messing, anjelica huston, katharine mcphee and a bunch of men whose names I don’t know. It’s about a group of people putting on a broadway play about marilyn monroe. Good acting, dialogue and great music. I just caught up on the first 5 episodes on demand.
Reply@Guest2:
No I have not seen that.
I am up – had a hearty nap earlier.
Sooo. Someone just told me about people of walmart website. Some of it’s really funny. peopleofwalmart.com – and some bad words too. Anyhow.
Reply@Guest2:
Good Morning all of you!
Ha ha ha ! That´s a great idea ! HB seems very thin herself so she probably knows how to dress an anorectic woman
Reply@janindisguise:
ReplyJust FYI, when I went to that walmart website my anti virus blocked an attack and then internet explorer shut down. I did manage to catch a glimpse of of someone who needs to look in a mirror before leaving the house.
@Tetta:
I think many of those stylists are very thin as it may be necessary in the fashion industry. I agree with you that the black velvet dress was ugly and ill fitting as quite a few of her dresses are. It did look like she was trying to hide her thinness under layers of fabric but it didn’t work. I think a few of the actresses need new stylists. I like Meryl Streep but honestly most of the outfits she’s worn this awards season were hideous. And jlo’s dress was tacky and more revealing than necessary. If the women don’t have good taste and judgment themselves they are at the mercy of a bad stylist. Others at the awards shows looked lovely and elegant. In case anyone wants to take a look at some of the dresses again, here they are:
http://www.mtv.com/photos/mtv-style-2012-oscars-red-carpet-photos/1679836/6937048/photo.jhtml
ReplyHere’s brad with ellen in NOLA. He’s looking right into the camera as if he’s saying “she’s my friend now, jen”. Okay, enough nonsense for the time being.
http://cdn.imnotobsessed.com/wp-content/uploads/FFN_PittDeGeneres_NewOrleans_FF7_030912_8856046.jpg
Reply@Guest2:
ReplyED was part of Make it Right from the beginning. She had a birthday show where she asked everyone gifting her to make a donation instead. Pitt made Make it Right his and they need to figure out why his houses aren’t built, where did the donations go?
@Guest2:
Replyit´s weird that the actresses don´t have more skilled stylists. Most women know how a dress should be designed to fit their bodies. There are simple rules how to make a short neck look longer, how to make you look thinner if needed and vice versa. I think it depends on that the stylist chooses a dress from a special designer and then only make small changes to fit the actresses. If I had a lot of money I would ask the designer to do a special dress for me that really fitted my body. Meryl Streep really ought to get a new stylist. She seldom wears pretty dresses. The golden thing she had at the Oscar was terribly ugly. And Angelina´s stylist must learn that heavy velvet and a high slits don´t work together. Now it sounds like I´m a women who cares very much about clothes but I don´t. I only know what to not wear on a very special occasion.
@Capri:
ReplyI agree with your comments Capri
@Tetta:
ReplyGood Morning Tetta
@Guest2:
They sell mirrors at Walmart.
Reply@Tetta:
I thought Meryl’s dress had too many things going on….the sleeves, the waist….one or the other would have been fine.
ReplyI agree with you, a good stylist should know how to fit any body style. Any dress that looks fabulous on the hanger would have looked better, imo. joLIE looked like she was dragging around heavy drapes, she must have gotten quite a work out, since she seemed to be sweating and had to air out her cooch
Coco Chanel said before one leaves the house, should take one thing off. Yeah – whatever.
Reply@janindisguise:
It sound like a very good advice ! I´ll try to remember that.
ReplyJen and Justin were photographed leaving a hotel in NYC. Jen is holding a sweater in front of her while justin carries her bag. Should we start another preggo rumor?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2113173/Jennifer-Aniston-Justin-Theroux-love-glow-leave-New-York-hotel.html
ReplyBrad always looks happy when he’s with anyone but holie.
http://socialitelife.com/photos/brad-pitt-ellen-degeneres-portia-de-rossi-have-dinner-in-nola/ellen-degeneres-and-portia-de-rossi-grab-a-bite-with-brad-pitt-6
Reply@Guest2:
ReplyWell, his smile is about to fade then as a thread over at FF has a copy of the Daily Mail stating that she and Pax are on their way back to NO. Notice that she only has Pax, instead of the six reported being in the SUV for the hotdog “photo-op.” Poor Pax is what 8-years old, and he is being photoed with a huge purple teddy bear instead of some macho machine gun toy. Deflection, deflection, deflection.
http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/board/viewtopic.php?f=40&t=310699
Omg. So yummy..it’s great picture to start my busy day.yummy…love Jen and NYC new picture..so cute..this couple seem really happy and content..Andy love mix with that Style of woolen hat..
ReplyOh. Btw..bad news about JM..he will not doing any live tour this year cause his throat condition back on worst again..poor him..it’s seem he seem doing downfall since broke up with Jen.,and with justjen seem parading their stronger relation in NY..it can be hard for him..and JS pregnant. He usually rebound girl..I really hope he getting better..and hope Jen send a get well wish for him..Jen seem that kinda girl..@selfffrighteouswhore:
@Guest2:
ReplyThey looks so good..love them..yeah pregnancy rumor always there,,by this time people should just give up already..
Do you realize most of the time when brad went out with Jen mutual friend..he never bring AJ?…even for Brad Grey second wedding..@Guest2:
ReplyHave a nice day everyone..back again later..so happy to see jusjen new picture
Reply@WCKitty:
warning…warning!
ReplyShe’s sporting that hideous manic grin again
@Siska:
ReplyHave a Nice Day Siska!
@Up the Coast:
ReplyYes she is and a poster also pointed out that Pax has a red face in one of the photos. She is totally losing it IMO.
@WCKitty:
ReplyHave you seen this thread on aging? http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/board/viewtopic.php?f=40&t=310661
@Up the Coast:
ReplyI hadn’t seen that thread so thanks for the link! She sure has aged faster than the other celebs. And that last photo…!!!
@WCKitty:
ReplyThe comparison from ‘05 to ‘12 looks like her face is caving in, and her complexion is so sallow
@WCKitty:
ReplySo, I guess joLIE is on her way to NOLA, so she can try to destroy Ellen and Portia’s marriage
@Up the Coast:
ReplyThe gray tinge along with the waxy look is awful. IMO she looks ill and is probably under the influence along with her manic personality.
@Up the Coast:
ReplyShe wants Ellen or Portia?
@WCKitty:
ReplyEither one…or both!
I just came across this thread and was stunned at some of the Jolie photos there. I agree that her face seems to be collapsing in on itself much like Beyonce’s faux baby belly did on live television, also the photo of Brad helping an old woman into the limo stunned me! That FRAIL OLD WOMAN is Angie!!! What does she weigh now? 80 lbs, if that?@Up the Coast:
Reply@WCKitty:
ReplyYikes!!! See Ellen!!! See Portia run!!!
See Ellen Run!!!
Reply@Patty Anne:
Reply“collapsing in on itself much like Beyonce’s faux baby belly did”
@Patty Anne:
ReplyAnd that is an old picture! Back when IB came out.
@WCKitty:
Reply@Up the Coast:
ReplyJolie looks terrible. Pitt isn’t looking so hot either. They both need help.
PSST…IAN, if “BP DUMPS KITTY” WHAT’S SHE DOING WITH HIM IN NOLA? When you dump someone you are done with them. That’s universal language, pretty well understood.
ReplyNonsense about pitt with a dig at aj. Brad pitt, 48, arrives at New Orleans Fundraiser…..looking 20 years younger. Angelina……looked great but the same age as her partner – who is 12 years her senior. Nonsense about pitt with a dig at aj.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2113332/Brad-Pitt-48-arrives-New-Orleans-fundraiser-Angelina-Jolie-looking-years-younger.html
Reply@Guest2:
ReplyThat is nonsense but funny. The writer should have added 15 years. Cruise, Clooney and many others around his age look way better than Pitt. Look at Kevin Bacon and his wife, they look fantastic.
@Guest2:
Reply@joanne:
There are more photos at FF. Jolie has a lot of makeup on trying to hide the dark circles under her eyes. I also agree that the photos have been Photoshopped. In one picture Jolie has her manic grin going. They look terrible and there is not one photo of them looking like they are close.
@joanne:
ReplyAny of us would look better with a trim, a few highlights and spray tan
@Guest2:
ReplyjoLIE looks pale. She’s been needing alot of white cream under her eyes. And it looks like her face/nose is ready to collapse
@WCKitty:
ReplyCan you imagine how uncomfortable it must be for the hired help, to be around them?
@Up the Coast:
ReplyShe looks like she is morphing into an alien. Her face is getting all triangle looking.
I must admit he does look good..what I found Interesting is that I couldn’t find any pic of them together other than them in the car. Did you guys find any? The articles I read don’t include her name either.
They seem pretty cold to each other in the car…..
ReplySo if pitt dumped kitty, who is kitty? If it’s aj, why is she there with him? Does she just refuse to go away? And why on earth would the daily mail say brad looks 20 years younger when clearly he looks his age with the gray beard. And why say that angie looks the same age as him (well, actually she does). Who writes this nonsense about them and why? Does the DM think people will buy their paper just to see brad looking 20 years younger? It’s all very weird and I just don’t get it.
Reply@Up the Coast:
ReplyI’d probably run out of sheer horror!
@joanne:
ReplyIt looks like she has cheek implants that are sagging!
@Pauly P:
ReplyThey don’t look like they are interacting with each other at all. She could be there just to follow whatever agreement they have together. But, it does look like he can’t wait to get out of the car.
@Siska:
ReplyHaha, maybe he doesn’t want to be embarrassed in front of jen’s friends and have word get back to her. it seems that brad and angie don’t really socialize together with anyone unless it’s tied in to an award event. Or if they do we don’t know about it.
@WCKitty:
ReplyI’d be taking good notes
@Guest2:
ReplyI think she refuses to go away. (I don’t think she wants him, but she sure doesn’t want anyone else to have him either). Misery loves company, and she is one miserable bitch
@Up the Coast:
ReplyBest Seller?
@WCKitty:
For example: Angelina spoke about the females in her own life while there (at the Women’s Summit), commenting that her daughters Shiloh, Vivienne, and Zahara teach her the true “strength of women.” 
And they bought that????
ReplySadly, I don’t think anyone would care. She already says the most ridiculous things, and no one cares enough to question her
@Up the Coast:
ReplyShe’s shallow and for anyone that swallows her cr*p, well…they sure aren’t deep/critical thinkers. I sure could think of a number of other women who have shown the true “strength of women,” such as Jaycee Dugard, Elizabeth Smart, or the mother who just lost her legs protecting her children during the recent tornado outbreak. What have her daughters had to endure or done as an example for other women? Oh wait …living with her and stupitt! Hopefully, the audience wouldn’t believe the “baby’s eat salad” comment if they heard it.
@Up the Coast:
He could have had the benefit the same night as her event so she couldn’t be there but he didn’t do that so I’m guessing it was planned she’d be there. You don’t see any love or even like, they both look miserable so what’s the real deal? I think brad chooses to be there with her. They tolerate each other for the sake of the brand and the kids. I don’t think they want to deal with any negative pr a split might produce since they chose to bring 6 children into their mess of a relationship. Regardless of how they could ever spin a breakup there would be negative backlash. I think they are like will and jada and the relationship will not end until either one wants to be with someone else publicly. Until then they are together and each goes his own way quietly and under the radar. Or there might be another reason we don’t know. The only thing that’s blatantly obvious is that brad only smiles and looks happy when he’s with anyone but her. She manages to put on a better front. I’m getting tired of speculating. I wish they’d go away and we never had to look at them ever again.
Maybe Child of Medusa would like to weigh on on this. And Kate.
Reply@WCKitty:
would make a better choice.
ReplyI agree that any of those women would be way better choices. Pretty much any woman who has maintained a friendship with another woman…without boinking her husband
@WCKitty:
ReplyHow can you say she’s shallow? She lives a very important life. It’s the rest of us who have small, shallow, meaningless lives, not so for queen angelina.
@Up the Coast:
ReplyI agree!
@Guest2:
Replyhahaha
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtGEBmSmOqI&feature=share
ReplyAlex Jones has called her out as a Corporate Whore and a re-animated corpse
hahaha
Reply@Up the Coast:
ReplyHe spoke the truth, are they going to try to discredit him? I like the Useful idiot comment. Makes me happy to be a useless eater.
@Up the Coast:
ReplyHe called her a zombie.
@joanne:
Reply@Up the Coast:
ReplyA re-animated corpse is exactly what she looks like. A zombie too. It was good to hear someone finally say it.
Why does brad dress like this? He’s gotten so weird these past couple of years.
http://www.justjared.com/photo-gallery/2637993/brad-black-jumpsuit-01/
Reply@Guest2:
ReplyI think he lost a bet
@Up the Coast:
ReplySomeone at ff commented about him wearing a diaper. Maybe the rumors are true. Did anyone happen to see that video interview of the man who likes to wear diapers and act like a baby? He sleeps in a crib and his girlfriend goes along with it and changes his diaper. Can’t remember where I saw it or I would link it here. There are some sick people out there.
This isn’t the man I was talking about . I guess there are more of them out there.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1383496/Meet-Taboo-Fantasy-Lives-Stanley-Thornton-adult-baby.html
Reply@Guest2:
There are a long list of people involved with MIR, I wonder just how much he is really involved these days, other than as a marketing tool, trying to raise contributions, mouthpiece.
A foolish heart will call on you to toss your dreams away, then turn around and blame you for the way you went astray,a foolish heart will cost you sleep and often make you curse, a selfish heart is trouble, butjmho a foolish heart is worse. (Brad, lost so much because of her and can not live with the way she is, he should have listened to those who warned him) Grateful Dead, they are both in a bit of mess as far as announcing as spit, she has she projects, her work with her International contacts, and while she appears directionless, I could see him also feeling thos way, like Holden, so many failures, phonies in the industry , he is angry with the industry as he has stated, now he is cleaning out or cleaning up, seperating, whichever, wishing for the moon , hopeful, but understands it may be impossible, wants the best for the kids, providing for them, set that up so when leaves things remain stable and because they are really the major part of the Brand now, trying to contain Angelina , turned into a mess at the Oscars, went viral just like the mocking did of (flying spaghetti) , worse for her, but maybe that makes it easier for him privately, gives him more control, he is celebrating that he is now on single status (privately) and she knows that, but because of the mess and she made a joke of herself, One More for The Road (song is tied to yelling for freebird) he allowed her to come to New Orleans, helped him, helped her put her image back on track a bit, and all the while he is planning carefully while moving forward, (bulking and lean) , but things are really done (kitchen applicances beep, oven, coffee maker , signal done, finished ,so many things we could use here though) he is moving on with his plan , setting it in place to execute his departure with accurate precision nosin nagant) , going solo like roald , tired of taking care of her, she is an alcoholic that has many other problems like the girl in snakes and earrings. Just what I see, BP dumps kitty was written in real time, who knows if she has worked her way back in and changed things, I kind of doubt it. He looks embarrassed and ready to move on. Look how long it is taking some of these other couples with not nearly the amount of problems they have to split publicly. Interesting isn’t it, because often in the end, no one really cares. They locked themselves in by making the kids the Brand, I suspect that will continue. jmho
I “personally” do not believe Brad is at odds with any of his ex’s and that is why he is on good terms with all of their joint friends, and why some or many of their friends and so over lap What you see is not what is, but that is just my personal opinion. I would almost bet that he has spoken to at least three of them in the last few months. again my opinion. hope all is well.
here and there right now.
Reply@Guest2:
ReplyDaryl wrote that, Angelina gave it to him (apparently), he was fired, she paid his rent for a bit after that. He said he saw a transcript that Mickey Brett was going to publish , but I believe those close to him said , bs.and that was the end of that. who knows, people will do anything when doing enough drugs.
@Guest2:
ReplyWhat a freak! That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen.
@Kate:
ReplyKate, thank you for taking the time to answer my request. Going to the next clue.
@Kate:
ReplyYour interpretation makes the most sense and covers every point.
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