IUC World Exclusive: Will Mr. Kim Kardashian Stay Faithful???? Source says he Will Quit The NBA to Manage Kim’s Career

Posted on August 22nd, 2011 by HisHighness in IUC:Entertainment, IUC:Exclusive

The wedding last night was quite the shebang!!!! (Fox) But will Kris Humphries manage to stay loyal when he’s on the road? “He’s was quite the ladies man at the University of Minnesota and also in the NBA,” and insider told IUC. kim-kardashian-kris“He’s already discussed hanging up his basketball sneaker soon to devote all his attention to Kim and her career. He might become her manager and business handler. This way there will be no long intervals when they’re separated and Kim can keep a close eye on him.” Developing…

  1. Up the Coast said on August 22nd, 2011 at 2:16 pm

    I didn’t realize he had management experience. I’m just waiting for everyone to start hounding them to get pregnant :( Cuz Kim’s booty is gonna blow up! oh boy

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  2. WTF said on August 22nd, 2011 at 2:28 pm

    i cannot tell you how much this family disgusts me………but i’m too excited to care _ i get to have my picture taken next week with the HOLY GRAIL of hockey……..thanks to winning a contest whooo

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  3. Guest2 said on August 22nd, 2011 at 2:38 pm

    Heck, am I the only who thinks this guy looks like Wally Cleaver? Beyond that couldn’t care less about these people, they are gross.

    Congrats, WTF. Have a good time but be sure to send the Stanley Cup home where it belongs, okay?

    @Up the Coast:
    Wow, that conjures up a lovely image about her butt :) I’ve wondered what would happen if you stuck it with a hatpin.

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  4. sinker said on August 22nd, 2011 at 2:40 pm

    i can’t find anything interesting about this family and have never read past the headline of any story about them, including this one. i can’t believe how many media outlets have devoted so much air time to this family of plastic-faced media wh0res. the K family plan to buy fame at any cost has worked splendidly.

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  5. Up the Coast said on August 22nd, 2011 at 2:45 pm

    @Guest2:
    Do you think she’s had implants? :lol:

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  6. WCKitty said on August 22nd, 2011 at 2:46 pm

    What are they exactly famous for anyway besides their bb’s?

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  7. Up the Coast said on August 22nd, 2011 at 2:48 pm

    @sinker:
    I don’t get it either. I can’t NOT think about how it all began….with a nasty sex tape, where she was pee’d on!!! Her new husband’s family must be so proud and happy :?

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  8. Up the Coast said on August 22nd, 2011 at 2:49 pm

    @WCKitty:
    Ask Brandy’s brother, Ray J ;)

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  9. I'm on the bidet said on August 22nd, 2011 at 3:07 pm

    The most successful faux-lebrity of the day, manufactured by E! entertainment and producer Ryan Seacrest. Congratulations on providing fame and money to someone based on depravity rather than accomplishment. School kids all over the country are wondering what the heck they are doing in school, when all they have to do to get money is debase themselves on camera.

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  10. Newbie said on August 22nd, 2011 at 3:16 pm

    @I’m on the bidet:
    Sooo with you IOTB! I find her completely repugnant! I just don’t get the constant shoving down our throats of all things KK by the media…and e!’s constant “reporting” of her and her family, comparing them to royalty??? WTF? They are no more royal than a dog fart is Chanel NO. 5!

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  11. selfffrighteouswhore said on August 22nd, 2011 at 3:20 pm

    @I’m on the bidet:
    SO TRUE!

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  12. Tetta said on August 22nd, 2011 at 3:29 pm

    Her fame hasn´t crossed The Atlantic Ocean. I recognize her from photos on the internet but I don´t have a clue about who she is and what she does or has done.Is it worth learning about her or do I manage without it ?

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  13. selfffrighteouswhore said on August 22nd, 2011 at 3:30 pm

    ray j allegedly texted her on her happy day and said…”And to think you really have me to thank for all this ”

    he denies it but buwahahahahahahaha!!!!!
    big kris will never give up her 20 percent and allow littlebigman kris to manage kimka.
    if it happens, i don’t believe it already.
    i think kimka wants her mom for manager along with all the warts cuz M.O.M. will do it right and has kimka’s back as it reflects on her as a mother. the pastey playboy she married is all about a fake reality show and making reggie squirm.

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  14. Patty Anne said on August 22nd, 2011 at 3:30 pm

    Just more ecky stuff from the Reality Show network imo. The Real Bitchy Housewives Of (fill in the blanks), or The Ill Mannered and Depraved Kids From New Jersey (and / or other parts unknown), and on and on. Famous? or Infamous? It doesn’t seem to matter to them as long as the cash flow keeps coming in. The Kardashian bunch were whored out by mom Kris which I find truly Stage Motherish and wrong on so many levels. One show I saw while visiting friends ( rude not to turn off their tv) mom Kris was giggling like a schoolgirl while telling her DAUGHTERS that she had seen one of their significant other’s nude and he was “hung like a big , fat sausage”….Eeewwwwwwwww. How GROSS Kris Jenner! If there was an Emmy for how low can they go, imo, this show would win it. All reality television is missing now is a version of the Roman Colosseum and some random Lions.

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  15. Newbie said on August 22nd, 2011 at 3:31 pm

    @Tetta:
    I wouldn’t waist your time. Wish I could shower her from my knowledge base.

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  16. selfffrighteouswhore said on August 22nd, 2011 at 3:31 pm

    @Tetta:
    manage without it. ;)
    she is a waste of booty space

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  17. selfffrighteouswhore said on August 22nd, 2011 at 3:37 pm

    @selfffrighteouswhore:
    but i still watch khloe and lamar

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  18. selfffrighteouswhore said on August 22nd, 2011 at 3:41 pm

    that pic above….i love how she is seducing the cam while holding onto his big finger like it’s a cow udder.
    reggie!!!!!

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  19. Patty Anne said on August 22nd, 2011 at 3:41 pm

    I think Khloe and Lamar are real and not like the rest of the Kardashians. Lamar has had a rough upbringing and he seems to truly be in love with Khloe and she with him. You just don’t hear as much about them as Kim and mom Kris. @selfffrighteouswhore:

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  20. Tetta said on August 22nd, 2011 at 3:44 pm

    I there anyone else who feels like Ian is teasing us ?

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  21. Togi said on August 22nd, 2011 at 3:44 pm

    Pffft! BORING. However, I have to comment because I think it’s stupid to assume that someone who was a “ladies man” in college and while he was single will continue to be so after he is married. I haven’t always been married and I haven’t always been a “good girl.” And my hubby was (and still is) a VERY good looking guy, having, pretty much, his pick of the litter! lol. Saying “I Do” DOES still mean something to at least SOME people. Who knows with these crazy Hollyweird people, though.

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  22. Togi said on August 22nd, 2011 at 3:46 pm

    One can only hope, aye?
    @Tetta:

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  23. Tetta said on August 22nd, 2011 at 3:50 pm

    Sorry, sent the comment to quick. But first Ian gives us a story about a Saudi Arabian Prince and now something about Kim K that doesn´t seem to interesting. And I forgot about Ian´s comment about Jen and Lady Gaga.
    Ian, are you so boared whit Brangiston that you have given up on them ? If it is so, c

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  24. Tetta said on August 22nd, 2011 at 3:55 pm

    Bad luck today, one more try to finish my comment. Ian, if you are bored about Brangiston and will quit your clues about them would you please just make a last statement about what you know about tnem today and what possible will happen next ?

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  25. Dream said on August 22nd, 2011 at 4:04 pm

    @WTF:
    woo hoo nice one congrats.

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  26. Up the Coast said on August 22nd, 2011 at 4:05 pm

    @Patty Anne:
    Ewww. They should do a show on boundaries.

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  27. Guest2 said on August 22nd, 2011 at 4:09 pm

    @Up the Coast:
    A little implant and a lot of blubber, I suspect.

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  28. Guest2 said on August 22nd, 2011 at 4:12 pm

    @Tetta:
    I’m not sure what Ian’s doing but I think it’s clear that he is moving on from brangie. I don’t think there is anyway to link this one to brangie.

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  29. Up the Coast said on August 22nd, 2011 at 4:15 pm

    @Guest2:
    Except that they weren’t invited…..again ;)

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  30. Tetta said on August 22nd, 2011 at 4:17 pm

    @ WTF Congratulations for winning a contest ! You must be lucky in games. Didn´t you win a designer handbag at Mel´s first or second blog ?

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  31. selfffrighteouswhore said on August 22nd, 2011 at 4:24 pm

    @Guest2:
    jolie loves scag. i think that cotton shooter jolie would love to do up and then smack that @ss of kimka’s.

    speaking of smack….chasing the dragon….china white….chiva….tecata…mr. brownstone…brownsugar…goldengirl…white nurse…jolie is salivating.

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  32. Patty Anne said on August 22nd, 2011 at 4:29 pm

    That’s the truth! What chance do kids have of learning values and morals if they are being raised by parents who themselves have none? I would never entertain discussing my SIL’s weenie even IF I accidentally saw it. What I saw shocked me, truly. @Up the Coast:

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  33. selfffrighteouswhore said on August 22nd, 2011 at 4:31 pm

    @Up the Coast:
    her former best ho’ing buddy paris was asked if she’d rather have jessica simpson’s boobs or kimka’s arse and she said on the radio about kk’….

    “I would not want that, that’s gross…. It’s disgusting. It reminds me of cottage cheese inside of a big trash bag!”

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  34. Patty Anne said on August 22nd, 2011 at 4:33 pm

    I think Ian will post more about The Brand if anything new develops, but as he said, they are living separate lives and giving the illusion of being together for $$ sake. Can’t last forever imo, with the way both Angie and Brad are looking these days. Brad looks suicidal and Angie looks more and more manic.@Guest2:

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  35. rushdog said on August 22nd, 2011 at 4:33 pm

    @Newbie:
    “Wish I could shower her from my knowledge base.”

    Great comment!! Hilarious. Some really good thoughts here. I agree w/sinker and IOTB. I’m pretty sure I read somewhere that this family made $65 million last year for what they do. Ugh! Getting a reality show and maneuvering through the mags and probably a bunch of endorsement deals. A while back KK managed to get on every magazine in the grocery checkout aisle over a three week period. Get your hype going and there’s much money to be made….just ask Ang!

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  36. Guest2 said on August 22nd, 2011 at 4:38 pm

    @selfffrighteouswhore:
    @Up the Coast:
    You found a way to connect them to brangie. You really are old timers here :)

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  37. Dream said on August 22nd, 2011 at 4:43 pm

    @Newbie:
    lol now that made me LOL for real

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  38. Up the Coast said on August 22nd, 2011 at 4:43 pm

    @selfffrighteouswhore:
    She’s such a good friend :lol: You can always count on Paris to have your back, eh?

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  39. Guest2 said on August 22nd, 2011 at 4:43 pm

    @Patty Anne:
    Thanks, you are probably right. Maybe I need to take a break from this brangie saga, I think I got way too caught up in it and also with the jen/justin thing.

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  40. Up the Coast said on August 22nd, 2011 at 4:45 pm

    @Guest2:
    We’re all connected by the brotherhood of man :)

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  41. Up the Coast said on August 22nd, 2011 at 4:46 pm

    @rushdog:
    Hi Rush :)

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  42. selfffrighteouswhore said on August 22nd, 2011 at 4:47 pm

    @Guest2:
    ‘old timers’ ???????? :P
    them’s fightin’ words tex!
    jolie makes it sooo easy, she has made sure we know all her crappy crap. ;)

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  43. selfffrighteouswhore said on August 22nd, 2011 at 4:48 pm

    @Guest2:
    r u gonna run off and abandon us? ;)

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  44. rushdog said on August 22nd, 2011 at 4:51 pm

    @Tetta:
    I think Ian will come back with with some info about Brangiston occasionally when there’s something to tell. I get a feeling that they’re in a holding pattern for financial reasons and the “ex” also as a result. Believe that’s what the “cannes debacle” was about, he had to go back and do the stroll to promote the movie because there’s too much money involved, including the two yet to be released and the current project and her film. If the prince blind was supposed to be her it sounds like she wants out as much as him. He really looks miserable and rough in some of the recent pics (though not quite as bloated and “old-manish” as a year or so ago). Life together has not been kind to them physically.

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  45. selfffrighteouswhore said on August 22nd, 2011 at 4:51 pm

    @Up the Coast:
    haha!
    yeah. kimka learned about that keeping your frenemies closer deal.

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  46. rushdog said on August 22nd, 2011 at 4:52 pm

    @Up the Coast:
    Hi UPC and everyone! :)

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  47. rushdog said on August 22nd, 2011 at 4:54 pm

    @Patty Anne:
    Wow, we are thinking right on the same wavelength!!!!

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  48. selfffrighteouswhore said on August 22nd, 2011 at 4:54 pm

    @rushdog:
    hi rushdog.

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  49. rushdog said on August 22nd, 2011 at 4:57 pm

    I think a tv social media show on how the Kardashian’s got so famous and how they made their $$ would be interesting IAN. I can’t remember the order of the next shows after CS other than Brangelina was #4.

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  50. rushdog said on August 22nd, 2011 at 5:00 pm

    @selfffrighteouswhore:
    Hi SRW! I’ve been lurking now and then trying to catch up on what you all are talking about. These 500-600+ threads just kill me! Haven’t had the energy to jump in though.

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  51. BBecks said on August 22nd, 2011 at 5:10 pm

    What about Lilo wearing the Pippa dress to the wedding? It is all a circus act with magicians and all. You can fool all the people all the time. media manipulation . It SELLS…..$$$$$$

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  52. selfffrighteouswhore said on August 22nd, 2011 at 5:15 pm

    @rushdog:
    i can’t believe how the comments pile up…..we are windy and have fun.
    i’m glad you are reading and that u enjoy.

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  53. Up the Coast said on August 22nd, 2011 at 5:21 pm

    @selfffrighteouswhore:
    Haha…she calls us old timers and then she’s gone! she’s smart ;)

    I saw a picture of Lindsay wearing a white dress to “the wedding” and I thought: omg! how rude! Then I read that the dress code was black or white. I am an old timer it seems, becuz in my day, the bride only wore white IF she was a virgin and no one else wore white to the wedding. What are the “rules” nowadays? Only the groom is allowed to pee on the bride? :lol:

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  54. selfffrighteouswhore said on August 22nd, 2011 at 5:24 pm

    @BBecks:
    http://cdn04.cdn.socialitelife.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Pippa-Middleton-Green-Temperley-Dress-Lindsay-Lohan-White-Temperley-Dress-Who-Wore-It-Best-08222011-Lead01.jpg

    perfect attire for knocking back shots with mom at the free bar all afternoon….evening….nite

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  55. selfffrighteouswhore said on August 22nd, 2011 at 5:26 pm

    @Up the Coast:
    haha…i was gonna say that white dress couldn’t revirginate lilo.

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  56. selfffrighteouswhore said on August 22nd, 2011 at 5:32 pm

    @Up the Coast:
    i love the news stories we read now a days with the cops busting up a wedding and hauling off crooks that gathered together that day.

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  57. WCKitty said on August 22nd, 2011 at 5:33 pm

    @Up the Coast:
    “I am an old timer it seems, becuz in my day, the bride only wore white IF she was a virgin and no one else wore white to the wedding.”

    UTC, we may all be “old timers” to the young folks, but I doubt you are that old to to believe that only virgin brides wore white on their wedding day (in CA?). I had friends that lived together (one even pg) and then wore a white wedding gown. White stood for the brides first wedding!!! LOL!

    Nowadays, I believe you can wear just about any color – just don’t attempt to outshine the bride!

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  58. WCKitty said on August 22nd, 2011 at 5:36 pm

    @WCKitty:
    Okay, so I admit I was confused by some of the brides as during that time-period things were a changing very quickly when it came to some standards.

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  59. Up the Coast said on August 22nd, 2011 at 5:37 pm

    @selfffrighteouswhore:
    Great catch! I didn’t realize it was the same dress! It is a great dress for knocking back shots :lol: after a stint at Betty Ford :lol:

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  60. selfffrighteouswhore said on August 22nd, 2011 at 5:39 pm

    i read kimka specified on her invites that there were to be absolutely NO “+ ones”….so did she invite lilo’s mom too? ugh
    bbl

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  61. Up the Coast said on August 22nd, 2011 at 5:40 pm

    @WCKitty:
    Thanks….it has been awhile since I’ve been to a wedding. No one in CA gets married anymore, except gay couples. Quinceañera’s are big here.

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  62. selfffrighteouswhore said on August 22nd, 2011 at 5:41 pm

    @Up the Coast:
    i didn’t know it was the same dress as pippa wore. bbecks mentioned it. so i looked for pic.

    rehab is so stressful. gawd! :P i love watching celebrity rehab.
    bbl

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  63. selfffrighteouswhore said on August 22nd, 2011 at 5:50 pm

    ooops, im back. wonder what this means….
    bradley selling his malibu home, or at least is thinking seriously about it.

    http://bestplaces.nydailynews.com/voyeur/brad-pitt-lists-malibu-beach-house-1375-million

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  64. selfffrighteouswhore said on August 22nd, 2011 at 5:58 pm

    http://www.ivillage.com/angelina-jolie-mom-let-boyfriend-move-in-14/1-a-375162

    Angelina Jolie: Why My Mom Let My Boyfriend Move In — When I Was 14!

    ‘ “My mom always made it clear that I was her friend — and that is a lesson on how to bring up my own children,” says the mother of Maddox, Zahara, Shiloh, Pax, Knox and Vivienne.’

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  65. WCKitty said on August 22nd, 2011 at 6:00 pm

    @Up the Coast:
    I haven’t been to one in a long time either. I also use to think that white was for virgins, then I saw all these non-virgins wearing white, and was told it stood for first marriages. In reality, in those days who was going to get up there and not where white on their first wedding day? I grew up in a sheltered world and then everything around me just changed and I realized things were not how they appeared. I hope that my message to you didn’t come across that I was putting you down.
    By the way I am no expert of dress codes to weddings – I read the new rules somewhere when someone asked some expert. I lived in a place for a while in between moves and they had a Quinceanera next door. I thought it was just a party, but my son educated his mom.

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  66. selfffrighteouswhore said on August 22nd, 2011 at 6:00 pm

    ok fir realz bbl

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  67. WCKitty said on August 22nd, 2011 at 6:13 pm

    @selfffrighteouswhore:
    They are discussing that article over at FF. Brad bought the place after he and Jen split and it is only a 4 bedroom 4 bath place that stands on a cliff. It doesn’t look like a place for a family. Some say they need the money. I like to read the comments. :)

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  68. Up the Coast said on August 22nd, 2011 at 6:23 pm

    @WCKitty:
    Of course I didn’t think you were putting me down…..silly. Just trying to understand the world we live in today. I used to think that 15 was so young for a “coming out” party, of sorts. Then I learned about the FLDS, and those girls are “spiritually” married and working on a baby by 12. So in their community, by 15 your considered an old maid? So much for women’s lib.

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  69. Up the Coast said on August 22nd, 2011 at 6:29 pm

    http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2011/08/trial-begins-surgeon-amputated-mans-penis-without-permission
    I won’t be eating cauliflower for awhile now….

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  70. WCKitty said on August 22nd, 2011 at 6:43 pm

    @Up the Coast:
    I don’t think I’ll ever understand how anybody should think a 12 year old child should be working on a child while they are still a child. Granted, I knew one girl at 14 who had decided she wanted to marry her boyfriend and have his kids. I thought she was nuts and hadn’t even thought of marriage beyond my Barbie doll. They did marry, had two children, and later divorced. Two girls that I used to play with each had a child at 14 and the rest of us couldn’t believe that they were moms as just a few years before we were trading Nancy Drew books. :(

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  71. payal said on August 22nd, 2011 at 6:47 pm

    some Brangiffer Ian please!

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  72. Patty Anne said on August 22nd, 2011 at 6:55 pm

    Aww, welcome to the club. I’ve been here for three years and finally realized that Brad and Angie are a business, a vast, money making business. They sell themselves to the public through their PR moves, the photo ops they stage , Angie’s “humanitarian” visits where she brings her personal photographers and stays in a five star hotel. We eat it up believing it’s a real story, but it’s not. They write the script of their fantasy lives so it will sell, and they will become richer and possess more, that’s all. One day you figure out the scenario is the same five possibilities done over and over. Brad loves Angie, Angie is Preggers, Brangelina Adopts, Jen Is a Loser……same old merry-go-round. It will stop when they want it to stop and not before. So far, living separate lives as Ian has told us means they have no reason to stop and Kill The Golden Goose. They have their cake and can eat it too. :-) @Guest2:

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  73. jan said on August 22nd, 2011 at 7:16 pm

    They are no more royal than a dog fart is Chanel NO. 5! Hahahahaha!

    I am mortified by this topic, however, I will comment on it. I always turn away from any news about this family. I have read about them on the illum. sites. Mom isn’t a manager, she’s a programmer. And this guy above – yes, he must be her new handler as Ian stated.

    Sad, but true.

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  74. joanne said on August 22nd, 2011 at 7:29 pm

    @Up the Coast:
    You made me choke on my tea with that last remark. :lol:

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  75. BBecks said on August 22nd, 2011 at 7:35 pm

    What does Kris Kardashian and Dino Lohan have in common???? They both sell their children for cash ! Then party with them all the way from the bank to the grave. It is a common theme in Hollyweird.

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  76. payal said on August 22nd, 2011 at 7:46 pm

    “In any relationship, maybe the first few years are the best. Maybe the ending is the worst, when it all breaks up. Like in marriage, too.”

    i saw on JJB Brad said this….thinking about Jen?

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  77. Guest2 said on August 22nd, 2011 at 7:56 pm

    @selfffrighteouswhore:
    Lindsay looks about 50 years old in that dress – girl needs a little support there. And what’s with the old lady hairdo? Ugh, I’m talking about lindsay lohan.

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  78. selfffrighteouswhore said on August 22nd, 2011 at 8:03 pm

    @WCKitty:
    hey i just came from there.
    i miss stuff not going there regularly.
    i think they need money too.
    or they are expecting an earthquake on that cliff. ;)

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  79. Guest2 said on August 22nd, 2011 at 8:04 pm

    @selfffrighteouswhore:
    @Up the Coast:
    Hey, old timers. I wasn’t calling you old. I was saying that you’ve been around here a long time and know the ropes and how to connect the dots. I’m sure I’m older than both of you anyway but who’s counting years, it’s all about the experience. Someone at FF posted a link to this. It made me laugh so I thought you might enjoy seeing it (again, I’m sure as I’ve seen it before):

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/2474171/Brad-Pitt-and-Angelina-Jolie-fans-satirised-in-religious-artwork.html

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  80. Guest2 said on August 22nd, 2011 at 8:05 pm

    @payal:
    Or maybe he’s thinking about angie…..

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  81. selfffrighteouswhore said on August 22nd, 2011 at 8:06 pm

    @Up the Coast:
    ohhhhohoho. no that’s gross. no! argh.

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  82. selfffrighteouswhore said on August 22nd, 2011 at 8:10 pm

    @BBecks:
    why does your red moniker use my screen name as a link???
    i have nothing to do with this everyone.
    just letting you all know.
    i wont click on it. i suggest others don’t either.

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  83. payal said on August 22nd, 2011 at 8:11 pm

    @Guest2:

    first part he maybe talking about her suggesting it’s about to break up and when he mentions marriage it’s about the sad thing that it did happen with jen.

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  84. selfffrighteouswhore said on August 22nd, 2011 at 8:11 pm

    @Guest2:
    she looks like she’s old and open for business.

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  85. WCKitty said on August 22nd, 2011 at 8:12 pm

    @selfffrighteouswhore:
    I thought the comment below was a pretty good also. I am trying to catch up with all the posts as I had a family gathering to celebrate my oldest son’s birthday last week (the day before Ian’s). Talk about feeling old!!! Did you see that awful couch that he owns in that house someone posted?
    http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/board/pitt-selling-malibu-house-t300867-15.html
    I find it telling that he bought a bachelor pad when his new girlfriend had two kids and they were supposedly planning for a baby :twisted: How does that make sense.

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  86. WCKitty said on August 22nd, 2011 at 8:13 pm

    @WCKitty:
    My grammar is totally off! :(

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  87. selfffrighteouswhore said on August 22nd, 2011 at 8:15 pm

    @Guest2:
    thanx for the link…….and we are both kiddin’ ya!!! :P
    u specified on the board, we knew. ;)

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  88. Up the Coast said on August 22nd, 2011 at 8:17 pm

    @joanne:
    Oops, I’m sorry ;)

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  89. Up the Coast said on August 22nd, 2011 at 8:20 pm

    @payal:
    I can see WHY he’s not a writer :? He needs to realize that relationships/marriages are like anything else…they need to be tended to, or they die.

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  90. Up the Coast said on August 22nd, 2011 at 8:23 pm

    @selfffrighteouswhore:
    Bite your tongue!!! :shock:

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  91. Up the Coast said on August 22nd, 2011 at 8:27 pm

    @Guest2:
    Uuummm, that’s blasphemy!

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  92. Up the Coast said on August 22nd, 2011 at 8:28 pm

    @selfffrighteouswhore:
    It’s even grosser if you like it with cheese sauce :lol: eww!

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  93. selfffrighteouswhore said on August 22nd, 2011 at 8:30 pm

    @WCKitty:
    oh good grief.
    that metal scoop of a sofa.
    he is a man’s man alright. hahaha

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  94. payal said on August 22nd, 2011 at 8:31 pm

    @Up the Coast:

    exactly!! i was just thinking that, his idiotic views on marriage (remember vanity fair in 2004) that he always says that it runs its course and you’re not meant to be together foreve blah blah. well the whole point is that you keep working at a relationship precisely to make it last forever, you don’t go into it believing it will eventually end.

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  95. selfffrighteouswhore said on August 22nd, 2011 at 8:34 pm

    @Up the Coast:

    arrrrrrgh!
    curdled cheese sauce…..

    @Up the Coast:
    oops! :( :(
    emily litella…..never mind

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  96. WCKitty said on August 22nd, 2011 at 8:34 pm

    @selfffrighteouswhore:
    Yep, that couch does say a lot about him and what is lying on top of it. Didn’t Jen make a comment alluding to the fact that she could finally sit on a comfortable couch?

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  97. Guest2 said on August 22nd, 2011 at 8:35 pm

    @Up the Coast:
    Yikes, I better go to confession then for even looking at it.

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  98. Up the Coast said on August 22nd, 2011 at 8:37 pm

    @payal:
    I wonder how that comment will make his children feel, if they read it one day? They’ll probably wonder if he’ll love them forever :(

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  99. selfffrighteouswhore said on August 22nd, 2011 at 8:38 pm

    @WCKitty:
    yeah she sure did say that. ;)

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  100. seabee said on August 22nd, 2011 at 8:42 pm

    @Tetta:
    For you fortunate foreigners who don’t know who the Kardashians are… stage mother Kris was a social climbing slut who first married the lawyer who got OJ Simpson off (he later died young of cancer demonstrating heaven and hell do exist). Kris divorced him for the guy she was effing, Bruce Jenner, former Olympiad and plastic surgery casualty. The merged family of three Kardashian whoreters and Jenner kids ran around with the Hiltons and other pieces of Los Angeles garbage. When Paris Hilton’s famous-for-no-reason career got a boost rather than imploded by her sex tape, oldest Kardashian whoreter Kim made one too. Her’s featured being effed in the ass by a d-list black rapper and getting peed on. Naturally, Ryan Seacrest of E! Network immediately decided to reward her and her entire foul family with a number of tv shows in which the three main sisters fuck their way through the NFL and the NBA, have babies out of wedlock and steal husbands. For reasons unknown to all Americans who hate them including the masturbaters who watch their show and skew ratings, the American press will not stop shoving them down our throats. Even mainstream middlle-America People magazine is paying this pig and fake husband $15M for a cover calling theirs “the wedding of the year” mere months after Kate and William’s! In fact, Kim has fucked at least five other people this year alone. She and her loser husband pulled off the ridiculous engagement, engagement party, bachelor and bachelorette parties and the wedding all since the Royal wedding! Its a fucking media stunt, promise.

    Per all blogs, we are homicidal over this family. The only positive posts are either planted by their managers or from Armenia (from whence this greasy bunch hails) or Asian where the language barriers confuses things.

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  101. WCKitty said on August 22nd, 2011 at 8:44 pm

    @Up the Coast:
    Did you see this story about the bride who wore her great-great grandmothers wedding dress (127 years old dress). It has been worn and passed down through 4 brides within the family.
    http://www.mirror.co.uk/life-style/real-life/2011/08/03/my-127-year-old-wedding-dress-bride-tells-story-of-her-family-heirloom-dress-115875-23315947/
    It isn’t white either!

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  102. selfffrighteouswhore said on August 22nd, 2011 at 8:51 pm

    @seabee:
    HAHAHAHA
    awesome.
    yeah tetta, that sums the situation up perfectly.

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  103. WCKitty said on August 22nd, 2011 at 8:58 pm

    @seabee:
    Wow!!! What a nasty family! :(

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  104. Guest2 said on August 22nd, 2011 at 9:02 pm

    @seabee:
    I just learned some things I never knew about them. They really are skanky aren’t they?

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  105. Guest2 said on August 22nd, 2011 at 9:03 pm

    @WCKitty:
    Thanks WCK, I loved that story about the wedding dress.

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  106. BBecks said on August 22nd, 2011 at 9:13 pm

    Sorry! new to this…..

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  107. Up the Coast said on August 22nd, 2011 at 9:18 pm

    @seabee:
    Bravo!

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  108. Up the Coast said on August 22nd, 2011 at 9:18 pm

    @WCKitty:
    Ahhh, what a cool story :)

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  109. Guest2 said on August 22nd, 2011 at 9:19 pm

    Another reason I don’t believe jen will ever get back with brad:

    http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/board/brad-s-bizarre-furniture-purchases-t235260.html

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  110. Up the Coast said on August 22nd, 2011 at 9:19 pm

    @BBecks:
    Welcome!

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  111. Up the Coast said on August 22nd, 2011 at 9:24 pm

    @Guest2:
    Hahahaha :lol: hahahaha :lol: oh….man :lol: That guy NEEDS a decent woman in his life SO badly :lol:

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  112. Up the Coast said on August 22nd, 2011 at 9:24 pm

    @Guest2:
    :shock:

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  113. selfffrighteouswhore said on August 22nd, 2011 at 9:30 pm

    @Guest2:
    no way!
    wtf iz that…a set of iron maidens made of paper mache and old school desks?
    $119,000!
    i’ll take that crap off his hands and burn it for him if he gives me the $19,000 he overpaid for it. :P

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  114. rushdog said on August 22nd, 2011 at 9:32 pm

    @seabee:
    That was great!!! I didn’t know that People was paying them for the cover. And I agree it’s all a publicity stunt. That’s what the entertainment industry in the U.S. has turned into. And they’ll get more than 15 minutes of fame.

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  115. BBecks said on August 22nd, 2011 at 9:33 pm

    Did any consider that all their relationships are fake ” Fill in the blank with a Hollyweird name.”. For a price$$$$

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  116. BBecks said on August 22nd, 2011 at 9:35 pm

    @Up the Coast
    Thankx !!!!

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  117. joanne said on August 22nd, 2011 at 9:37 pm

    @seabee:
    well said.

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  118. rushdog said on August 22nd, 2011 at 9:49 pm

    There’s a pic at FF supposedly of AJ and BP taking a walk. I initially thought wow that’s a couple in pain. If it’s even them it looks like two people forced to go on a walk together. I don’t see love; I see hate. It just screams pain and sadness to me. And the male has a wine glass, why because they have to be in such close proximity. I don’t think either of them has more “power” in the relationship, they’re just co-dependent. And selling his Malibu home…serious financial issues?

    IAN, IAN – what is going on with him? What is the update on him? He appears resigned, going thru the motions. What the f…, he was the one that wanted out, that was so unhappy, that was going to lose “weight” this year, that “In this Moment” clue said he was done yet paraded her around on stroll at Cannes (just selling a movie?).

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  119. angelooney Whoreley said on August 22nd, 2011 at 9:49 pm

    WELCOME SEABEE ……….. that was informative ……….. ty

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  120. rushdog said on August 22nd, 2011 at 9:52 pm

    @BBecks:
    Yes! But not quite all of them, though I do think we’d be surprised at how many are set up for publicity and as beards.

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  121. Up the Coast said on August 22nd, 2011 at 9:58 pm

    @rushdog:
    They both look like they’re on an Ambien stroll.

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  122. angelooney Whoreley said on August 22nd, 2011 at 10:00 pm

    of all the woman brad pitt has met ……. thousands of woman in his career ………. he could have had his pick ……… (and he did , jennifer) ……….. AND THIS IS HOW HE ENDS UP !!!!! …….. brads conversation with his penis …….. (unzip) ….. hey you little demon …. get out here i gotta pee …….. how dare you do this to me ……. look at what you have done to our lives ……. everything used to be perfect ……. i had jennifer ……. i had money ……. i had respect ……. i almost had a fucking oscar ……… ONE DECISION …… I LET YOU MAKE ONE FUCKING DECISION …….. and you messed everything up ……. now everybody luvvvves jonny depp and tom cruise ……….. and everybody calls me stupitt…….. what the hell were you thinking??? ……. are you happy now ??? ……… answer me!!!! ……… are you in there???? ……. whered ya go??? ……… i lost ya ……… whoops i dropped the tweesers …………

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  123. BBecks said on August 22nd, 2011 at 10:08 pm

    @angelooney Whoreley:
    As for Brat “Brad Pitt” he has dated a lot of second generation hollyweird. He has an agenda.

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  124. rushdog said on August 22nd, 2011 at 10:08 pm

    @angelooney Whoreley:
    “conversation with his penis…are you in there????”

    FUNNY AS HELL!!! You are on a roll lately!

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  125. Up the Coast said on August 22nd, 2011 at 10:11 pm

    @angelooney Whoreley:
    :lol:

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  126. selfffrighteouswhore said on August 22nd, 2011 at 10:13 pm

    i wonder if those pics are supposed to convince us that they don’t have their own man taking shots. like we are supposed to believe that despite their money and security, they can’t keep the cameras away from their private fortress. their hands touching makes me think it’s set up too. they are serious faced enuff to make it look like legit pap pix. -and- they show some of the love/pda. killing two birds with one stone?

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  127. selfffrighteouswhore said on August 22nd, 2011 at 10:14 pm

    @angelooney Whoreley:
    HAHAHAHA
    u r so frickin hilarious!
    loves it!

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  128. selfffrighteouswhore said on August 22nd, 2011 at 10:18 pm

    @angelooney Whoreley:
    that penis should have stayed on Aniston Island.

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  129. angelooney Whoreley said on August 22nd, 2011 at 10:21 pm

    @BBecks:
    some say that his relationship with paltrow was actually his courting for steven speilberg (uncle) …… but speilberg did not take a shine to him and actually spoke privately with gyweneth against the union ……… sorry i can never spell her name right ……..

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  130. Guest2 said on August 22nd, 2011 at 10:22 pm

    @rushdog:
    Hi Rush, nice to see you back. I saw that picture at FF too and can’t tell if it’s them either but whoever they are they sure look unhappy. It wouldn’t surprise me if they are having financial problems. They live the lifestyle of the rich and famous with all their travels, chartered trains, helicopters, private jets, rented mansions. I’ve also read that brad’s dropped a ton of money on artwork (and ugly furniture). And his production company, who knows how much money he’s put into that. He seems to be working pretty steadily but she hasn’t really worked that much since the birth of the twins. I think they really need a Saudi billionaire prince.

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  131. angelooney Whoreley said on August 22nd, 2011 at 10:26 pm

    @selfffrighteouswhore:
    i know right ……… he probably wishes he was installing drywall in missouri

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  132. BBecks said on August 22nd, 2011 at 10:28 pm

    @rushdog:
    It is always about publicity with those egomaniacs.
    Their job is to keep themselves relevant at any cost.
    Feed the ego consciously or unconsciously.

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  133. angelooney Whoreley said on August 22nd, 2011 at 10:28 pm

    @Guest2:
    and dont forget the bidding wars he has won………millions for the great stories that he turns into crappy movies …….

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  134. selfffrighteouswhore said on August 22nd, 2011 at 10:29 pm

    @angelooney Whoreley:
    hahahaha omg

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  135. Up the Coast said on August 22nd, 2011 at 10:29 pm

    @selfffrighteouswhore:
    It should have!!!

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  136. Guest2 said on August 22nd, 2011 at 10:30 pm

    @angelooney Whoreley:
    LOL, you are too funny. Thanks for the laugh. Gwyneth was lucky she had spielberg. Too bad no one had that talk with jen.

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  137. angelooney Whoreley said on August 22nd, 2011 at 10:32 pm

    @BBecks:
    EXACTLY …….. whats next ??? ……… what could they possibly do to be big news again ????? ……. their movies arent cutting it ………. oh wait …… i know …….. angie needs to steal another man from jennifer …….. and then jennifer can half skip, half run back to brad ……. angie can chew on justin and age him 20 years so hes dignified looking for all the movies brads gonna put him in ……….. brad owes him BIG

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  138. Guest2 said on August 22nd, 2011 at 10:35 pm

    @angelooney Whoreley:
    That’s probably the biggest drain on his money, making crappy movies. Doesn’t matter if they flop, all he wants is a role that will get him an Oscar. Not sure if you read it on FF but Penn gave an interview to a French magazine where he bashed the movie TOL. He’s an ass too but at least he’s got talent.

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  139. BBecks said on August 22nd, 2011 at 10:37 pm

    @angelooney Whoreley:
    Direct, Produce possibly an Oscar for Brat for Tree of Life. We will see…
    Oh yeah, There are other countries they have not yet adopted from.
    But with monies tight who could afford more nannies…….

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  140. BBecks said on August 22nd, 2011 at 10:38 pm

    @Up the Coast:
    Medication flows in Hollyweird. Just like water….

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  141. Guest2 said on August 22nd, 2011 at 10:41 pm

    Good night, all. Going to bed and will try my damndest to get brad’s penis out of my head. Jen really should come here and read angelooney’s comments.

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  142. selfffrighteouswhore said on August 22nd, 2011 at 10:43 pm

    @Guest2:
    nite!!!

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  143. Up the Coast said on August 22nd, 2011 at 10:45 pm

    @Guest2:
    Thanks for that visual :? g’nite

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  144. selfffrighteouswhore said on August 22nd, 2011 at 10:47 pm

    @Up the Coast:
    it could have been chasin’ monkeys out of trees and cracking coconuts open on it’s head.

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  145. Up the Coast said on August 22nd, 2011 at 10:49 pm

    @BBecks:
    yep ;)

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  146. Cilla S said on August 22nd, 2011 at 10:56 pm

    Just saw BP just listed the Cali mansion for almost $14M. Everyone is leaving La La Land.

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  147. selfffrighteouswhore said on August 22nd, 2011 at 11:01 pm

    @Cilla S:
    i wonder if they know somethin’.

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  148. selfffrighteouswhore said on August 22nd, 2011 at 11:18 pm

    @jan:
    hi jan!
    i missed you earlier.

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  149. selfffrighteouswhore said on August 22nd, 2011 at 11:33 pm

    if you are out there, hi dream!
    x

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  150. checkmate said on August 23rd, 2011 at 12:00 am

    ian’s got a great gig going here.

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  151. selfffrighteouswhore said on August 23rd, 2011 at 12:04 am

    @checkmate:

    nice work if you can get it. ;)

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  152. Dream said on August 23rd, 2011 at 1:09 am

    @selfffrighteouswhore:
    everyone just went to bed and i finally caught up. lol too much stress for me, with all these people around.
    ugh to kim k, i am sorry i even know who she is. maybe she will go away now lol. okay i can dream right?

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  153. Tetta said on August 23rd, 2011 at 5:12 am

    @ seabee Thank You for the summary! Now I can jump on the train and understand most things of “Kamka” and the “Kardashians”.

    At the same time Good Morning all of you!

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  154. Guest2 said on August 23rd, 2011 at 8:13 am

    @checkmate:
    Ian does have a great thing going. All he has to do is provide a random post about anyone and it gets us talking about brangie. He can even go on vacation and we keep talking about them.

    Ian, I realize tehre may not be much more to say about them right now as Patty Anne said but can you at least tell us why brad is selling the Malibu house? I know he has the compound in Los Feliz with multiple houses but how many more does he own besides NOLA? Do you know if chateau miraval is owned or leased? They haven’t been there in a long time and I always thought it was leased for 3 years. However, I recall someone here posting a link to some site that suggested they bought that property in a corporate name.

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  155. Guest2 said on August 23rd, 2011 at 8:16 am

    @Guest2:
    Excuse typos – rushed. Sorry, Ian, to be a nudge (sp?) with all the brangie questions. My favorite topic here I guess.

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  156. Lyin' Ian said on August 23rd, 2011 at 9:16 am

    I see on a thread that doesn’t have anything to do with Brad and Angelina, that’s all you talk about. You call fans of them loons. What do you call yourselves? Obsessed stalkers. And why you’re at it, why don’t you throw in the CIA into Brad and Angelina’s covert affairs. LOL.

    Hope you guys keep the cray, cray contained on this board. It’s really out of control. You guys must be suckers for punishment as you keep waiting for one of Lyin’ Ian tales to come true. You all live in a parallel universe. Where reality has no name.

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  157. Lyin' Ian said on August 23rd, 2011 at 10:03 am

    One more thing. Did you know that Brad and Angelina are the ones that provided President Obama the information of Bin Laden’s whereabouts. Developing……………………

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  158. Newbie said on August 23rd, 2011 at 10:34 am

    @Lyin’ Ian:
    Angelina, actress supreme, innovative director, child saviour, animal lover, being of superior intellect, liason to the 3rd world and now superspy!?! Wish my resume looked that good!

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  159. Guest2 said on August 23rd, 2011 at 10:43 am

    @Lyin’ Ian:
    Who are you kidding? They (and you) love it that we talk about them. Why else would they keep putting out all those photo ops of themselves and their kids and leaking all those nonsensical stories to the tabs about marriage. They are the biggest famewhores in hollywood and by their own antics they invite us to talk about them because if we didn’t they would become irrelevant. I think you are the one obsessed with us since you keep coming back here even when Ian hasn’t posted anything about brangie in weeks if not months. But that’s okay, we understand. Everyone’s welcome here.

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  160. selfffrighteouswhore said on August 23rd, 2011 at 11:19 am

    @Lyin’ Ian:
    was OBL guarding his opium poppies and making it hard for the Dande and the Ho????
    how dare he!!!!

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  161. selfffrighteouswhore said on August 23rd, 2011 at 11:26 am

    @Lyin’ Ian:

    go tell bambi to buzz cut that lice infested chia pet off bradley’s head, and tell her to wash his armpits too.
    then go kiss your dungy idol’s flat @ss.

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  162. angelooney Whoreley said on August 23rd, 2011 at 11:45 am

    angelina jolie , mediocre actress at best,,,,, copier of shakespeare and child ignorer,,,,,, animal killer and horsesex lover also brother sex lover dont forget,,,,, being of very little intellect (watch a interview) ,,,,, liasion to third world drug connects ,….. dont forget penischewer ………. if you look at any picture from the last 6 years ,,,, look very closely at what is stuck in her teeth, and you will see brads tiny tiny penis……….

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  163. selfffrighteouswhore said on August 23rd, 2011 at 11:57 am

    @Dream:
    hi dream.
    stress from your visitors?
    are those prawns stinkin’ yet?? omgawd u r so fun dream.
    hang in there.
    if you don’t check in today i will watch for you late tonight. x

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  164. Newbie said on August 23rd, 2011 at 12:07 pm

    @angelooney Whoreley:
    AW – Just wanted to say that you always make me laugh, and I hope you know I was being facetious. :) Your take is a much better version of what I meant though…

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  165. Dream said on August 23rd, 2011 at 1:40 pm

    @selfffrighteouswhore:
    hey i was up really late and just getting started today, my sister broke the wheel chair lift so she’s off getting it fixed. time to my self yay!!!!
    how are u today?

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  166. selfffrighteouswhore said on August 23rd, 2011 at 1:46 pm

    @Dream:
    hey doll!
    i’m good today!
    she broke the wheel chair lift?
    wow, how far does she have to go to find a place to fix it.?
    u mite have a nice quiet day alone!

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  167. selfffrighteouswhore said on August 23rd, 2011 at 1:49 pm

    http://celebs.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474980028527

    this guy does not like pittlicious either…

    Brad Pitt Advises Youngsters to Pimp Out His Name on eBay
    August 23, 2011 12:40 PM EDT

    Aging Hollywood glamour boy Brad Pitt is endorsing the financial benefits of “selling-out” to a brand new generation of cut-throat hustlers.

    If movie stars know anything, it’s how to turn over a quick buck. The egotistical entrepreneurs of the silver screen are past masters at “prostituting” their image and brand in return for a quick-fix of fame and fortune.

    Take a look at any of today’s A-listers, and behind all that manufactured cool and studied air of casual grace is a history of desperation and wanton craving for the big time and the big bucks.

    Brad Pitt, of course is no exception to the rule. The self-styled bad-boy and serious thespian has been prowling the streets of Glasgow and dishing out sage advice to youngsters about how to make a few pennies through association with any creatures from Hollywood who should happen to cross their path and darken their door.

    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a7/Brad_Pitt_at_Incirlik2.jpg
    Pictured above is Mr. Pitt! He’s rich and you’re not. Isn’t that hilarious?

    Brad Pitt was in the Scottish city to film scenes for his new film World War Z and decided to grace a young local football team with his shaggy-haired and cheesy grinning presence.

    Glasgow boys everywhere were overwhelmed that someone baring more than a passing resemblance to their football hero David Beckham had braved the environs of their fair city, and upon learning it was an American movie star called Brad Pitt, a few of the urban urchins formed an orderly line outside the 47-year-old’s trailer to meet and greet the multi-millionaire.

    It’s debatable if any of the little scamps were a fan of Brad Pitt’s more serious work, such as Thelma and Louise, but rich Americans in Scottish cities always tend to give of a subtle aroma which seems to suggest, “prey on me, I’m easy meat my Celtic brethren.”

    Sporting bright yellow shirts to attract Golden boy’s attention, and maybe bag some sort of adoption deal with the wealthy philanthropist, the children were allowed to meet their hero who signed their jerseys.

    The father-of-six is reported to have joked that the children should sell the shirts on eBay to raise a little money.

    What a joker Mr Pitt is! No doubt such dry humor will always have a home in one of the most deprived cities in Europe.

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  168. Dream said on August 23rd, 2011 at 4:18 pm

    @selfffrighteouswhore:
    lol that was a joke it broke when she was using it. so she broke it. we found the part and the guy is going to fix it thursday. if we can’t get to him he comes here. he and his wife are the most amazing people. they treat all their clients like its an emergency because if ur disabled mobility problems are an emergency. he gets everyone in fast as possible.

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  169. selfffrighteouswhore said on August 23rd, 2011 at 5:05 pm

    @Dream:
    ha. ok.
    that’s great that he comes to you!

    we just got over our first storm today. tho nothing like the ones we had here the last 3/4 days or so. jeesh!
    crazy lightning all around and hit 3 or 4 trees in the woods out back.

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