IUC World Exclusive: Take A Letter Maria…from Ianundercover!!!!

Posted on May 25th, 2011 by HisHighness in IUC:Bits, IUC:Entertainment, IUC:Exclusive

Dear Maria,
For years you’ve been nothing but a hero to me. Your skills as an investigative tv journalist had a profound influence on my career. Unfortunately, you are the victim of a cheating spouse. It’s apparent it happened because of Arnold’s desire for attention, not for unmet emotional needs. You did the right thing Maria. Here’s to your happiness and peace of mind every step of the way in your quest for healing and rebuilding your life. You’re only 55 baby – if Paul McCartney can commit to the right woman at age 68 surely you will have no problem meeting Mr. Right. As for Arnold, peace is not possible without forgiveness. Harboring a grudge is a complete waste of time. Even in the darkest of times a spoon of levity is always the best medicine – laughter cures!!! All our support and sentiments are with you. (Youtube)
peace out, much love
your fan
ian
xoxoxo
Maria Shriver Schwarzenegger

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  1. siska said on May 25th, 2011 at 8:49 am

    nicely said!!!..i watched your second ET interview in sydney today..and its seem you had sunburn?..cause your eyes area quite lighter than your face,,,emm,,enjoying too much fun??..
    anyway..do you have time to tell us about Jen and her real man?..Justin Tx..is she is with him?..
    take care and good night..check u up tomorrow

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  2. Patty Anne said on May 25th, 2011 at 10:39 am

    Such a caring and compassionate message to Maria Ian. Anyone that would find themselves in that position would feel uplifted and encouraged by it. You have a big heart mister. (((((IAN))))))

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  3. Dream said on May 25th, 2011 at 10:46 am

    Wonderful words. Forgiveness is so important. Good luck to MS.

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  4. Having fun said on May 25th, 2011 at 11:55 am

    Great letter and kudos Ian for your work and long overdue recognition,
    But then again that is why you are HRH! Keep it up!

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  5. free article submission said on May 25th, 2011 at 11:58 am

    Thank you for the good writeup. U should submit your article at qateq.com

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  6. Up the Coast said on May 25th, 2011 at 12:41 pm

    Nicely said Ian….Such wise words from such a young man ;) You are so right about holding a grudge, it’s just not worth it. We really should pity Arnold, because he just doesn’t GET IT does he? You either “get it” or you don’t…and he doesn’t :(

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  7. Tetta said on May 25th, 2011 at 12:51 pm

    Very well written Ian, you know how to express yourself. I´m sure Maria Schreiber appreciate these words very much. It always feels good to get support when you need it.

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  8. Louisianagurl said on May 25th, 2011 at 1:29 pm

    For whatever it is worth, I think that this is enough said publicly about this. Maria has not paraded her children in public nor used them as props and fodder for interviews. Because of that, I think it should be a family matter for her and her children to deal with in the best way they can. I have no sympathy for AS, but shredding him in the press only adds more anguish to the children. If California needs to do an investigation, so be it, but other than that, I think this is their private business because they have never made their immediate family “public business” (I know she is a Kennedy…I am not ignorant of the entire family being public figures) in the past. Am I making sense? :-)

    Now…for AJ and BP who use their children as part of the BRAND…I have no sympathy (I do for the children, but they are out there in the public eye and therefore open to speculation). What is up there?

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  9. Louisianagurl said on May 25th, 2011 at 1:39 pm

    I forgot to say IMHO… :-) If that is necessary, because obviously I said it!

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  10. selfffrighteouswhore said on May 25th, 2011 at 1:49 pm

    hey louisianagurl.
    i made a huge pot of gumbo the other day. :P

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  11. Up the Coast said on May 25th, 2011 at 2:37 pm

    @selfffrighteouswhore:
    And you didn’t invite us? awwww :(

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  12. jan said on May 25th, 2011 at 2:49 pm

    Again, off topic, AJ:

    http://www.dlisted.com/2011/05/25/err-does-this-mean-youre-going-to-adopt-me

    for a smile.

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  13. Louisianagurl said on May 25th, 2011 at 2:57 pm

    @selfffrighteouswhore:
    Yum! We are boiling crawfish this weekend….can’t wait!

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  14. Louisianagurl said on May 25th, 2011 at 2:58 pm

    @Up the Coast:
    If you don’t mind sticky humid 95 degree weather…come on down. Lots of food and beer!

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  15. liv4 said on May 25th, 2011 at 3:24 pm

    I agree that forgiveness is the ultimate goal for anyone that has been hurt, but I think that takes time and hard work and Maria needs time to grieve, be angry with him, be angry with herself, and be a warrior when it comes to her divorce. She seems to put her children first so I think she will continue to do so.

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  16. Up the Coast said on May 25th, 2011 at 4:26 pm

    @Louisianagurl:
    Oh my word…..that sounds unpleasant. I remember now, that humidity is WHY I live in CA ;)

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  17. Up the Coast said on May 25th, 2011 at 4:31 pm

    @jan:
    Poor little baby…I hope she doesn’t have nightmares after seeing Gollum hovering over her… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLvIFRNbqOs

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  18. Hi there! said on May 25th, 2011 at 4:39 pm

    Ugh! Can we move on from this? 17 comments! Hint: nobody really cares. Ian, let’s move on.

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  19. jan said on May 25th, 2011 at 4:46 pm

    @Up the Coast:
    Oh my God! Devils all over the place. Eeek!

    Also, that pic of AJ from D-listed above shows her with a RED dress. Jen just wore a beautiful bright red/orange dress to her perfume event…

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  20. WCKitty said on May 25th, 2011 at 4:51 pm

    @Up the Coast:
    I go over to FF now and then and brave the chance of catching something, LOL! Have you seen this photo? I wonder what she said to make the baby’s father react the way he does.
    http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/board/angieho-looks-medicated-tol-premiere-stupitt-like-a-pimp-t284857-90.html

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  21. Up the Coast said on May 25th, 2011 at 4:54 pm

    @jan:
    As always…Jen wore it better, imo ;)

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  22. Up the Coast said on May 25th, 2011 at 4:57 pm

    @WCKitty:
    Thanks, I hadn’t seen that photo. OMGosh…he looks a little freaked out by whatever she said :lol: She probably told him how sexy the baby is :?

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  23. selfffrighteouswhore said on May 25th, 2011 at 4:59 pm

    @Louisianagurl:
    the only thing hotter than we are at a crawfish boil, is the crawfish/taters/corn.

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  24. selfffrighteouswhore said on May 25th, 2011 at 5:06 pm

    @jan:
    oh no, she’s moving in to snatch it’s breath.
    they used to blame poor innocent cats for that.
    ‘and now we know the rest of the story.
    good day.’

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  25. selfffrighteouswhore said on May 25th, 2011 at 5:09 pm

    @Up the Coast:
    must have my precious. 8)

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  26. Up the Coast said on May 25th, 2011 at 5:16 pm

    @selfffrighteouswhore:
    yikes! All gollum needs is some nasty tatt’s, ugly orange prom dress, botox and 50 grand worth of hair extensions! :lol:

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  27. Justa Visitor said on May 25th, 2011 at 6:00 pm

    @Up the Coast:
    “Thanks, I hadn’t seen that photo. OMGosh…he looks a little freaked out by whatever she said She probably told him how sexy the baby is.”

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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  28. Up the Coast said on May 25th, 2011 at 7:23 pm

    I guess it’s okay that Patty LIED to Maria for the last 14 yrs…but she doesn’t like it at all!

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  29. Wazzup said on May 25th, 2011 at 7:34 pm

    Are Theroux and Jen really dating?? Gossip magz arent backing down. They are pushing this one.

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  30. WCKitty said on May 25th, 2011 at 7:39 pm

    @Up the Coast:
    Well she defamed herself, but it doesn’t make this man right if he is lying. I just really feel bad for this boy as this can’t be helping him in the least. This man is probably getting his revenge and payment at the same time.
    “Patty the whore” deserves every bit of the humiliation coming her way, but unfortunately it comes at the expense of the children. I can understand why this man and Maria want to get revenge, but they need to keep quiet and let the media-circus die down.

    Instead the focus should be on who else AS was whoring with, as in dirty business dealings, while he was governor.

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  31. WCKitty said on May 25th, 2011 at 7:42 pm

    @Up the Coast:
    I guess she never heard of “KARMA.” This woman is just plain nasty and a ruthless back-stabber who is totally non trustworthy. :(

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  32. WCKitty said on May 25th, 2011 at 7:45 pm

    Did anybody see this? I read this on FF, but I guess it came from JJB. This is about AJ in the red dress.
    .Brad has his arms around angie….SHE IS SO PREGNANT…….SHE IS SO PREGNANT……VERYVERYVERY PREGNANT…NOTHING CLOSE TO SUNDAY DRESS…SOMETHING TO COVER UP THE BUMP….HER DRESS IS LOSS LIKE SHE PULL SOME CURTAINS DOWN…SHE IS TRYING TO HIDE HER STOMACH….THEY don’t know what she is wearing….she touched his ass….Everyone is going to hate her outfit but she is very pregnant…..holly is their….Brad has his goatee…..he has his hands around her waist….Flashes are coming off everywhere…shes walking….they are not talking to anybody…..she is not being interviewed by anybody…they are threw the pap line to come in…

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  33. Guest2 said on May 25th, 2011 at 7:46 pm

    @WCKitty:
    Thanks for the pics but what about this one of the man impersonating brad pitt:

    http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/board/angieho-looks-medicated-tol-premiere-stupitt-like-a-pimp-t284857-105.html?sid=a5e0533ab0fcf25525b6de172a25984c

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  34. siska said on May 25th, 2011 at 7:58 pm

    @Up the Coast:
    I have to agree with you..but because i am bias..im jen fans..he..he

    I think either they just try to keep the brangiston war on or..its just coincidence?
    because its seem the style and colour choice of AJ and JA sometime the same ,,like when JA wore the leather stuff in mag,and shortly after it AJ wore the leather stuff in BP premire..and AJ wore the slit dress and JA wore it in Golden Globe shortly after..
    this is like child game?..either for pr only or to spit on the other as personal war ..its didnt look like a coincidence if happen so often…
    If just for pr..I didnt mind,,but if because they really hate each other..wow..that a bit low..cause its sooo not worth it,specially if the fight about a man ..

    I have the inckling its PR…

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  35. siska said on May 25th, 2011 at 8:03 pm

    jen co star Justin Tx,,talk very nice about jen..he said that jen take care him in the set when he felt sick..
    in another news…his gf (ex gf) mum talk that Justin confirm,they just friend…
    X17 said that he spend the weekend with jen…so I wonder…is he single or not…maybe the denial becuase he didnt have the clean break yet..or maybe becuase its just friend..and to promote the Wonderlust?

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  36. Guest2 said on May 25th, 2011 at 8:16 pm

    Here is a video of holly’s daughter (allegedly) at the KFP2 premiere.

    http://www.mtv.com/videos/movies/656316/kung-fu-panda-2-stars-talk-voice-acting.jhtml

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  37. WCKitty said on May 25th, 2011 at 8:29 pm

    @Guest2:
    Thanks for the video. I had to watch the video twice to catch the little girl. Hmmm, so maybe Holly’s daughter does truly exist. People are always wondering if Holly was a surrogate for Angie and Brad(?).

    Thanks for the other photo by the way. There is always that chance of catching a virus over at FF, but I have been luck lately and the pictures that are posted over there are usually pretty good.

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  38. Dream said on May 25th, 2011 at 8:57 pm

    Was looking at pics again Jolie has awfully dark roots for someone with naturally blonde hair.

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  39. Up the Coast said on May 25th, 2011 at 9:07 pm

    @WCKitty:
    That’s just silly! Are they drunk?

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  40. Up the Coast said on May 25th, 2011 at 9:09 pm

    @Guest2:
    Amazing how relaxed his face/smile becomes when he’s standing next to anyone other than joLIE.

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  41. Up the Coast said on May 25th, 2011 at 9:11 pm

    @siska:
    I am biased towards Jen too siska :) But…Jen DOES have more style than joLIE, it’s just a fact!!!

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  42. siska said on May 25th, 2011 at 9:14 pm

    @Up the Coast:
    yeah..jen style more relax and cool..

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  43. WCKitty said on May 25th, 2011 at 9:15 pm

    @Up the Coast:
    On Loony Kool aid! They’re over the edge – Gone!

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  44. WCKitty said on May 25th, 2011 at 9:16 pm

    @Dream:
    So, Jolie claims to have natural blonde hair?

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  45. Guest2 said on May 25th, 2011 at 9:21 pm

    @WCKitty:
    The daughter’s name was mentioned in the obituary when Holly’s father died. Apparently she really exists which means that Holly wasn’t a surrogate for the twins.

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  46. siska said on May 25th, 2011 at 9:22 pm

    @Guest2:they seem normal..i think AJ its not all that evil,if she has a loyal friend..she might be made selfish decission in her life..but maybe because she didnt knew the boundary of good and bad from her upbringing..I think everyone has a bad and good side..

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  47. Dream said on May 25th, 2011 at 9:26 pm

    @WCKitty:
    she said she had naturally dark blonde hair and her mom dyed it dark when she was a child and she’s always kept it dark. But it’s naturally dark blonde. i think it was n response to someone asking about the kids having blonde hair. silly answer as i know plenty of people with dark hair that have blonde children. u don’t always get ur parents color.

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  48. selfffrighteouswhore said on May 25th, 2011 at 9:26 pm

    @Guest2:
    i like the allegedly part.

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  49. Guest2 said on May 25th, 2011 at 9:35 pm

    @selfffrighteouswhore:
    It was hard to tell if it’s actually Holly but there’s another video of the KFP2 premiere and she is there and the bag looks the same. The little girl seemed to know angie so I’m leaning toward it was holly but who the hll knows.

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  50. selfffrighteouswhore said on May 25th, 2011 at 9:40 pm

    @Up the Coast:
    aw?, did she get really skinny before she got really pregnant in the past? :P

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  51. selfffrighteouswhore said on May 25th, 2011 at 9:52 pm

    @Guest2:
    i saw another vid also as you did. i have assumed as you, that it is holly.
    so maybe we just don’t know if the little girl is holly’s now?
    i remember large pix of jolie and holly in the french quarter and maybe a stroller? i do not remember seeing a child tho.

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  52. Guest2 said on May 25th, 2011 at 10:05 pm

    Maybe the real surrogate was the sudanese model who reportedly was pregnant with brad’s child. Or maybe aj really did birth them herself. Could they buy off all those public and hospital officials to sign fake birth certificates? It seems highly improbable. And yet, she did not look pregnant with twins. And so I just go round and round on this. Sometimes it feels a little creepy to be so wrapped up in someone else’s personal business until I see them strut around like mr. and mrs. god. By the way, if anyone dares to venture over to ff there is a picture of james sadiaah haven allegedly at the kfp2 premiere not looking too good.

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  53. Guest2 said on May 25th, 2011 at 10:08 pm

    @selfffrighteouswhore:
    The obituary for holly’s father did mention she had a daughter and we saw her pregnant so I have to assume it is hers.

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  54. selfffrighteouswhore said on May 25th, 2011 at 10:11 pm

    @Guest2:
    i think they can bribe anyone to get what they want tho it might be a bumpy ride.
    and i think it is because of their connections/handlers.
    something like that. ;)

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  55. selfffrighteouswhore said on May 25th, 2011 at 10:14 pm

    @Guest2:
    yeah, it very well could be hers.

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  56. Up the Coast said on May 25th, 2011 at 10:30 pm

    @selfffrighteouswhore:
    Hahaha…yea, she did! I guess these “fans” do not realize how the human body works :( I would bet that joLIE doesn’t even menstruate anymore, as thin as she is. :(

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  57. Guest2 said on May 25th, 2011 at 10:36 pm

    Kate’s friend Astro just posted this on the other thread. Lovely.

    http://www.imnotobsessed.com/2011/05/25/brad-pitt-and-angelina-jolie-enjoy-some-down-time/

    Nite all.

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  58. selfffrighteouswhore said on May 25th, 2011 at 10:46 pm

    @Up the Coast:
    they’ll have to clone.

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  59. Guest2 said on May 25th, 2011 at 10:48 pm

    @Guest2:
    Found better pics here – grammy and gramps are laying it on thick.

    http://justjared.buzznet.com/2011/05/25/angelina-jolie-brad-pitt-costume-and-party-shopping/#more-644093

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  60. selfffrighteouswhore said on May 25th, 2011 at 10:50 pm

    @Guest2:
    LouisV, angelina jolie, pepe le pew

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  61. Up the Coast said on May 25th, 2011 at 11:06 pm

    @Guest2:
    She’s holding that candy like a turd :lol: Why doesn’t she put it in her mouth?

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  62. selfffrighteouswhore said on May 25th, 2011 at 11:11 pm

    dream. i started watching the white ribbon after me husband left for work today but he came back home. so i will finish hopefully tmrw. don’t worry, i like it already! foreign movies and those that may seem plodding to others, i enjoy. this is a great one so far. those kids. something is up. but it is a deep movie and i am looking forward to discussing it with ya. ok?
    and i meant shhhh cuz i had it on the dl already. ;)

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  63. selfffrighteouswhore said on May 25th, 2011 at 11:12 pm

    @selfffrighteouswhore:
    like shhh secret. ;)

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  64. selfffrighteouswhore said on May 25th, 2011 at 11:14 pm

    @selfffrighteouswhore:
    like i was joking. ;) ugh. i just wanted to make sure you knew i wasn’t shushing you!
    bye dream.

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  65. Dream said on May 25th, 2011 at 11:15 pm

    @selfffrighteouswhore:
    lol i got ya. glad you like this kind of movie few people i know do. i thought it was a wonderful film and those kids could freaking act. when u finish it give it a day to think about it. a lot occurred to me the next day. i made some really good observations in retrospect.

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  66. Up the Coast said on May 25th, 2011 at 11:16 pm

    @selfffrighteouswhore:
    :lol:

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  67. Up the Coast said on May 25th, 2011 at 11:18 pm

    @Guest2:
    Who are they trying to impress??? Child Services???

    joLIE’s adam’s apple looks bigger than Brads!!! what’s up with that?

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  68. thescoop4u said on May 26th, 2011 at 1:13 am

    Found out some interesting info: Brad and Angelina were shooting up together way before she signed up for Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Brad was the one who suggested her for the role.

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  69. UK lurker said on May 26th, 2011 at 6:10 am

    @thescoop4u:
    Interesting, do you have any more details? How did they meet and when did Brad supposedly get into smack if it was pre AJ?

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  70. Guest2 said on May 26th, 2011 at 7:11 am

    @Up the Coast:
    Holy crap! What do these people see when they look in a mirror?

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  71. Guest2 said on May 26th, 2011 at 7:14 am

    @thescoop4u:
    So does this mean their affair started before m&ms or were they just drug buddies? Did jen know about this?

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  72. Guest2 said on May 26th, 2011 at 7:21 am

    @Up the Coast:
    She slept with Maria’s husband in her bed for years, asked her for love advice all the while, spawned his love child and she thinks it’s her ex-husband who defames her? By the way, I think her husband knew it wasn’t his child a long time ago. Didn’t the divorce papers say there were no natural children born during the marriage. This woman has a lot of nerve. These celebrities are entertaining us more with their real life antics than they ever could with a movie. It’s just too bad there are children involved.

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  73. Guest2 said on May 26th, 2011 at 7:25 am

    Tamara, how are you surviving these storms? Have they come close to you?

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  74. selfffrighteouswhore said on May 26th, 2011 at 12:35 pm

    @Up the Coast:
    who would you rather?

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  75. selfffrighteouswhore said on May 26th, 2011 at 12:41 pm

    @Dream:
    yeah, i won’t be able to get back to it today, and i pretty much was sure of that yesterday, dang it.

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  76. selfffrighteouswhore said on May 26th, 2011 at 12:43 pm

    @Up the Coast:
    hey brat.

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  77. selfffrighteouswhore said on May 26th, 2011 at 12:49 pm

    @Up the Coast:
    my precious=my golden brown horsey

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  78. Up the Coast said on May 26th, 2011 at 12:49 pm

    @selfffrighteouswhore:
    Hahaha…NEITHER!!! Arnie is up in Ketchum, ID right now….I hear he needs a maid :lol:

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  79. selfffrighteouswhore said on May 26th, 2011 at 12:52 pm

    dandeho ?

    http://ll-media.tmz.com/2011/05/24/0524-lilwayne-gf-splash-credit.jpg

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  80. Up the Coast said on May 26th, 2011 at 12:55 pm

    @Guest2:
    They had her daughter on the news this morning and she was singing her praises :( It’s sickening.

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  81. Up the Coast said on May 26th, 2011 at 12:56 pm

    @selfffrighteouswhore:
    wow….they make a cute couple :?

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  82. selfffrighteouswhore said on May 26th, 2011 at 12:59 pm

    @Up the Coast:
    merry maids is in the phone book.

    UtC, my ex sister in law answered an ad by a young stock trader man for a female assistant to do, light housework dusting and ironing. she interviewed for the job and he wanted the assistant to do all chores naked. he would not touch.

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  83. selfffrighteouswhore said on May 26th, 2011 at 1:00 pm

    @Up the Coast:
    i imagine mom and dad have given up hoping she will settle down with a nice young man.

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  84. selfffrighteouswhore said on May 26th, 2011 at 1:01 pm

    if the dande keeps losing pounds, his pants will be on the ground.

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  85. Up the Coast said on May 26th, 2011 at 1:22 pm

    @selfffrighteouswhore:
    Omgosh :lol: And he said it with a straight face??? Uh-huh, sure.

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  86. Up the Coast said on May 26th, 2011 at 1:23 pm

    @selfffrighteouswhore:
    goin’ down town…lookin’ like a clown…. ;)

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  87. joanne said on May 27th, 2011 at 7:44 am

    Taking benefits away from children and flucking everything in sight. I hope he is proud of himself and his wife stood by his side and smiled. Guess she feels like a fool now. I pity their kids.

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  88. selfffrighteouswhore said on May 27th, 2011 at 11:14 am

    @Up the Coast:
    she said he was direct and to the point once she saw him face to face. she didn’t even ask if he was joking and told him the job wasn’t for her. she asked him if it was the first time he did it and he said no and that he would have somebody within a day or so.
    freaks.

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