IUC World Exclusive: One Pic Is Worth A Million Words….

Posted on May 17th, 2011 by HisHighness in IUC:Bits, IUC:Entertainment, IUC:Exclusive

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  1. Astro said on May 17th, 2011 at 7:27 am

    Great Picture Ian. Nothing irreparable between them.

    Now, you have to write a book telling the world the beautiful story about them. Maybe you will recover your credibility, because now it is underground.

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  2. katlyn said on May 17th, 2011 at 7:36 am

    yeah astro…you just see the lust between the two
    of them just ooozing out of them, every fiber of their
    being…just look at those faces, those eyes…yeah,
    there is your story….it’s no loving fairytale either
    my dear. i mean look at brad you can tell he can barely
    keep his hands off her…not!

    maybe not irreparable between them but definitely
    two very broken souls. again, the eyes say it.

    what is that on her leg Astro?
    a hickey from passionate lovemaking the night
    before? okay. looks like some fake padding or something…
    i’m sure you’ll know you know it all bout these two..so what is it?

    it’s getting hard to beat the loons to this site…and
    you talk about haters being fanatical…how long
    you sit & wait on this post? been up since midnite
    to be first?

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  3. lookyloo said on May 17th, 2011 at 7:43 am

    What is up with her leg???? I can’t tell if it’s a shadow, padding or a bruise. Also, it also looks sculpted by photo-shop.

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  4. rushdog said on May 17th, 2011 at 7:52 am

    That leg mark must be a shadow.

    Putting on a show, taking in the adulation of the masses, holding each other up so they don’t fall, no other people close by…lol, he’s holding her hand like Wm and Kate. Actors.

    So Arne fathered a child with the household staff about ten years ago!!! I’m almost finished reading The Governator. Very interesting. Maria had to know what she was getting into when she married him but it could not have been an easy 25 years.

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  5. rushdog said on May 17th, 2011 at 8:01 am

    @lookyloo:
    I’d say definitely sculpted leg. Lainey said her legs were skinny, skinny…. The spot looks a little too even to be a bruise, probably a shadow from the dress. You can see the shape of her corset in some of the pics.

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  6. lookyloo said on May 17th, 2011 at 8:10 am

    What’s up with Charlie-boy having to borrow $10mil from Warner Bro’s last season? Is he broke or is that some way for the studio to hide costs to artificially inflate the profits….did he really pay it back?

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  7. siska said on May 17th, 2011 at 8:22 am

    RIP Norman!!!

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  8. siska said on May 17th, 2011 at 8:24 am

    AJ looks good in this dress…she has a great stylist…good job..hope they really make it work for their family..
    btw..Gwen Stefani who rumour to be AJ lover (remember the pop singer that has affair with AJ?)..she is in Cannes too..

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  9. Mamaugo said on May 17th, 2011 at 8:32 am

    This is not a picture of a couple in love rather its a picture whereby the male character is paid some money to excort the female charater to a function and after that both parties part ways

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  10. sammy said on May 17th, 2011 at 8:33 am

    She looks good, but seems a bit over the top considering she was attending only as a partner – this was her trying to upstage Kate Middleton moment me thinks :)

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  11. joanne said on May 17th, 2011 at 8:51 am

    WHERE WAS THE PITTPORN??? One would think after all that time apart they woulld stand a little closer. I like how they herded her off the red carpet so quickly.

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  12. rushdog said on May 17th, 2011 at 9:24 am

    @Mamaugo:
    An interesting take on the photo. Not money though….

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  13. rushdog said on May 17th, 2011 at 9:37 am

    “The night the A-list let their hair down: Angelina Jolie and Naomi Campbell left dishevelled after a big night out in Cannes.” ()Daily Mail)

    Not together, but funny that their names share the same sentence. Quite a few photos of the after party, she looks dazed. And in more than one pic from yesterday he’s holding her hand but walking at least two feet in front of her. What a jerk, a lot of respect there, right! A relationship of egos.

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  14. Guest2 said on May 17th, 2011 at 10:02 am

    Well, that was the tackiest display of self importance I’ve ever seen from these two. They turned the premiere of a movie into the brangelina show and took the spotlight away from the movie and the other actors and put it squarely on themselves. Very disrespectful to the rest of the cast who, by the way, did not bring their spouses/so’s to the rc. All their prancing and posing like royalty just made them look like the horse’s asses they are (reminds me of Ian’s clue with the horse and the ass in bed together – now I understand that clue). There’s no way I want to see Jen back with pimp daddy pitt (thanks for that fffruitcup – he will forever be known by that name to me and maybe it will catch on at other sites). This charade, more than anything they’ve done, shows us exactly what they are. Thanks brange, you gave yourselves away. And thank you, Ian, it’s just as you said it would be.

    Now, onto Rushdog’s take on one of them being granted immunity to testify against the other. More on that please, HRH. There’s a part of me that still thinks they are married for no other reason than spouses can’t be forced to testify against each other.

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  15. Lurker said on May 17th, 2011 at 10:13 am

    @lookyloo:

    Spanx? Like the hair they can never quite pull it all together. Their pretense at royalty fails.

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  16. Mindy said on May 17th, 2011 at 10:17 am

    @joanne:
    There was Pittporn but Ian wouldn’t post those pictures would you Ian. If he uses the PittPorn photos Ian would be able to lie about Angie & Brad not being in love.

    Btw Ian, did you hear about Arnold has a love child? I am so shock you wrote a book about the dude but didn’t know shit about this love child. Bwahahahhahahhahha!! Sucker.

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  17. Guest2 said on May 17th, 2011 at 10:27 am

    @Mindy:
    No site is posting the pittporn that I could find but if you have a link to it by all means bring it on.

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  18. Shocking Blue said on May 17th, 2011 at 10:32 am

    That leg is heavily photoshopped, and not well done. The curve and coloring makes it look bizarre. The question is, how badly did it look before it was retouched?

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  19. Dream said on May 17th, 2011 at 10:48 am

    does anyone else see ajs face drooping on her left side. it could be nothing. I had bells palsy years ago and when i am tired or sick it still goes numb on that side. could be something like that. but a few pics really look like shes drooping to me.

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  20. angelooney whoreley said on May 17th, 2011 at 11:01 am

    that dress would look good on anyone ……. she looks high as fuck ………… and he looks like a chaperone….. is this their impression of king and queen ?????? …….. her cartoon and his lumbering mess that go booed ………….. and ………WHY IS SHE STEALING JACK BLACKS MOVIE ?????…………. she had a tiny part in the first one …………

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  21. Tinkuy said on May 17th, 2011 at 11:02 am

    so, Ian, where’s the IUC World Exclusive about Arnold Schwarzenegger’s out-of-wedlock child?

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  22. I'm on the bidet said on May 17th, 2011 at 11:09 am

    That’s quite a distance between the two. I wonder whose hand is holding on the tightest? It looks like BP is about a step ahead of AJ, and not looking at her, so the notion that he’s there to help her navigate the stairs in that dress seems off. I kind of doubt there has been photoshopping, the AP wouldn’t risk their reputation like that, but it does look odd around the leg area. And, the whole setting seems so staged, in that how likely is it that they found themselves the only two walking down those stairs? The most interesting detail however is that BP has apparently built a time machine, and traveled back to the 1970s for his styling.

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  23. angelooney whoreley said on May 17th, 2011 at 11:16 am

    for a junkie ……….. she looks fantastic ………….. absolutely stunning …………… the most beautiful junkie i have ever seen ………

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  24. louisianagurl said on May 17th, 2011 at 11:19 am

    I wish I knew what the million words said! He seems to be supporting or holding her up and they are not looking at each other, but off into the distance…the future maybe? She looks healthier that she has in a while and the dress is beautiful, while BP looks like he is worse for wear. Ian, are you using this imagery to tell us that they are supporting each other in these movie endeavors, but they are both looking to the future, but as individuals? They are very separate in the pic except for the hand holding/supporting…almost tethered together….or am I reading the wrong words out of the millions that this pic is supposed to be speaking? Please throw us a bone or just a shout out!!

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  25. Tetta said on May 17th, 2011 at 11:25 am

    @HRH Please, keep telling us it´s over. Everytime I see photos of them together I get a bad feeling in my stomack. Please, keep telling us it´s their best show ever. I don´t know why I bother. They live on another continent than I do. I have never seen them in real life. I don´t know them. But I can´t stand that hypokrat to a woman using all and everything around her. She has already destroyed Brad. Perhaps there wasn´t much to destroy but she could let him kept what he got. She is on her way to destroy six children. They must already have been hurt seeing their mother in different stages of drugabusement.

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  26. louisianagurl said on May 17th, 2011 at 11:25 am

    …and from Ian’s book you can see the type of personality that Arnold has. This fits his profile. TMZ has know about the child for a week or so and Ian may or may not have known, but spilling that type of secret affects more than just Arnold, but his wife, children and the child that will now have to come to understand that the father that they thought was theirs is not and that Arnold is. That is a lot of responsibility and I am glad that it wasn’t leaked by anyone. He should face the consequences, but unfortunately there will be collateral damage.

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  27. Alissa said on May 17th, 2011 at 11:30 am

    Let’s hope that was the last Jolie-Pitt Red Crapet.

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  28. meldoesn'tknowjackshit said on May 17th, 2011 at 11:32 am

    If you want to see Pitt Porn take your Lazy Ass and go to JJB Mega 4 or JJB Mega 10. Of course Ian will only show 1 or 2 pics where the Brange is not smiling. What a Creep. I saw all the videoes so Ian is nothing but a Full Fledge Pussy Cloth. Mindy so true, Lying Ian is nothing but a Liar. He claims to be in the know writing books and all and all the whilst he knows Nada, Zero, Zilch. Just finished writing some book on Arne using all friends and sources of a friend as fact. Yet nothing about about a 10 yr old child. Some writer/faker.

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  29. I'm on the bidet said on May 17th, 2011 at 11:34 am

    Quick, name 3+ things BP has stashed in his tuxedo jacket pockets:

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  30. Mindy said on May 17th, 2011 at 11:39 am

    @meldoesn’tknowjackshit:

    He doesn’t want any Pittporn. Otherwise, I will he going to write lies about Brad & Angie.

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  31. meldoesn'tknowjackshit said on May 17th, 2011 at 11:40 am

    Well good luck Alissa as we have Moneyball, Happy feet and Angie’s movie in December for more red carpet events. I suggest you suck it up and bear it.

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  32. whatever said on May 17th, 2011 at 11:41 am

    @I’m on the bidet:

    1. Cigarettes
    2. Baby Wipes
    3. Trojans

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  33. I'm on the bidet said on May 17th, 2011 at 11:43 am

    @whatever:
    lol . . it would be great if he got confused and pulled out the Trojans instead of the other two

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  34. meldoesn'tknowjackshit said on May 17th, 2011 at 11:50 am

    Mindy , thats a shocker you writing lies. You can write until your fingers fall off as I don’t give a Damn.

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  35. Mindy said on May 17th, 2011 at 11:50 am

    @meldoesn’tknowjackshit:

    He doesn’t know shit. If he really does, he wouldn’t have posted stupid riddles. Knowing this famewhore Ian he would have just come out and annouce the biggest break up. Come on, let’s be real. Brad & Angie breaking up. It would be the biggest story Ian ever done why wouldn’t he just come out and announce it. Because Ian doesn’t know shit. He will continue to come with stupid riddles to drag you stupid brainless haters until Brad & Angie (if they ever break up) break up and then he will say I predicted or I told you so.

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  36. clueless said on May 17th, 2011 at 11:53 am

    Meh. That picture isn’t worth a million words… here’s a better one
    http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/05/17/article-1387704-0C19F36F00000578-949_634×698.jpg

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  37. meldoesn'tknowjackshit said on May 17th, 2011 at 11:55 am

    Tetta you are one crazy ass Bitch. Go get some help woman.

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  38. I'm on the bidet said on May 17th, 2011 at 11:56 am

    @whatever:
    Here’s my guesses:

    1. Cigarettes (that one seems certain)
    2. List of his kids names (so he doesn’t forget again)
    3. Photo of George Clooney’s head photoshopped onto Jen Aniston’s body

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  39. lookyloo said on May 17th, 2011 at 11:56 am

    @I’m on the bidet:
    1. Crusty tissues
    2. Big Red chewing gum
    3. Crack

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  40. meldoesn'tknowjackshit said on May 17th, 2011 at 11:59 am

    So cluless you found 1,2, 3, 5, 8,10 pics of the Brange not looking so hot big FUCKING deal. Stop being so juvenile. Getty images and Bela pics has hundreds of pictures with them looking fuckable. Continue with your denial I know it must hurt. Poor baby.

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  41. clueless said on May 17th, 2011 at 12:10 pm

    two million words:
    http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/05/17/article-1387898-0C1A333200000578-615_634×674.jpg

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  42. angelooney whoreley said on May 17th, 2011 at 12:20 pm

    OMG …………….

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  43. angelooney whoreley said on May 17th, 2011 at 12:22 pm

    hi jack …………. your spouse is screwing your neighbor………. RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!

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  44. Guest2 said on May 17th, 2011 at 12:24 pm

    @I’m on the bidet:
    1. pot
    2. cocaine
    3. heroin

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  45. Guest2 said on May 17th, 2011 at 12:24 pm

    @Guest2:
    Oops, I meant to say lip gloss for #3

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  46. Guest2 said on May 17th, 2011 at 12:26 pm

    @clueless:
    A million words….how about a million laughs :lol: :lol:

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  47. Guest2 said on May 17th, 2011 at 12:30 pm

    @meldoesn’tknowjackshit:
    They only look fuckable to you, James.

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  48. Guest2 said on May 17th, 2011 at 12:42 pm

    Is this the pittporn the loons are blathering on about?

    http://www.popsugar.com/Pictures-Brad-Pitt-Angelina-Jolie-Cannes-16650403

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  49. angelooney whoreley said on May 17th, 2011 at 12:47 pm

    1# garlic
    2# jennifers picture
    3# valtrex

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  50. meldoesn'tknowjackshit said on May 17th, 2011 at 12:59 pm

    Guest 2 and you are the one who keep wishing and hoping that Bp leaves AJ for Fuggastion.. Take a good hard look Lunatic and then cover your head in disgrace, because that man is not going anyway.. Angelooney FYI I am free as a bird but if my man/boyfriend was fucking my neighbour I guess it will hurt much but I will grit my teeth and move on or take him back. But i definitly would not spend 6+ yrs harping about it especially if I knew he was not my soulmate.

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  51. meldoesn'tknowjackshit said on May 17th, 2011 at 1:04 pm

    Why would Brad walk around with ugly ass Manniston pic in his poxcket when ha has the most beautiful woman in his bed nightly 24/7. The woman who can smell his sperm and breed in an instant. Fuggaston is as barren as they come and BP is a contented man. He respects his woman Angeliana

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  52. angelooney whoreley said on May 17th, 2011 at 1:05 pm

    wow…… with no mention of poo …… proud of you ……

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  53. Bob said on May 17th, 2011 at 1:06 pm

    The photoshopped picture looks vaguely like a thumb to me or a patch. Maybe he’s hinting at a Fentanyl patch. In another direction, thumb to thigh is a swimming technique where you try to make your pull-through stronger underwater (bringing your thumb to your thigh). Maybe he’s hinting at her trying to swim (instead of sink). Fentanyl patch sounds more like it, though.

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  54. angelooney whoreley said on May 17th, 2011 at 1:07 pm

    and you are right ……. hes not going anywhere …… hence ……. the scared ……..defeated look in his eyes …..trapped like a animal in a tiny crazy cage ………………. sniff

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  55. angelooney whoreley said on May 17th, 2011 at 1:14 pm

    as junkies go…….. she is gorgeous …………… too bad her pretty face ……….. HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH THE CRAZY…………… EVERBODY WHO KNOWS HER …………. says she is …………. even her own father …………… argue with that jack …….

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  56. Guest2 said on May 17th, 2011 at 1:19 pm

    @meldoesn’tknowjackshit:
    Wrong you are. I don’t want the grease monkey anywhere near jen. And I suspect neither does she and that’s why she’s moving far away from him so he leaves her alone. But I will say, he has been on a downward slide for several years now both personally and professionally and I’ll bet he wishes she would take his pitiful ass back. Will never happen, of course. She sees what everyone else sees except for the loons who are blinded by lurve. How many flops has he had now (not counting the most recent “film” where he was booed)?

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  57. angelooney whoreley said on May 17th, 2011 at 1:23 pm

    i agree that aniston used it to her advantage …………. over and over ………. but it was her marriage …….. hers to talk about….. over and over ……… and she did get mildly scolded on oprah ……. that was hard to watch ………… it was her marriage ………. not angelinas …..

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  58. joanne said on May 17th, 2011 at 1:29 pm

    @Mindy:
    Kink please, want to see the loving couple in a loons light.

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  59. joanne said on May 17th, 2011 at 1:30 pm

    @joanne:
    silly me, that should say link please.

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  60. Togi said on May 17th, 2011 at 1:32 pm

    Kink was good … at least I thought so. LOL
    @joanne:

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  61. Guest2 said on May 17th, 2011 at 1:32 pm

    @joanne:
    Kink would be interesting too :)

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  62. Togi said on May 17th, 2011 at 1:39 pm

    Weird picture. Angie looks beautiful. Sad, but beautiful. Brad looks awful. In every picture I saw of him (which, by the way, included pictures of him SMILING at AJ). Very odd situation with them trying to replicate “royalty.” Sean Penn could have blown them out of the water by escorting Scarlet on the rc. But HE DIDN’T DO THAT! I suspect SP didn’t want his relationship overshadowing the movie premier. Just my suspicion. I just don’t get the Brange. I sure HOPE they work things out. I know I have been on this site for a couple years. But this has just gotten ridiculous. These two are just BEYOND anything “normal” I have ever seen.

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  63. joanne said on May 17th, 2011 at 1:39 pm

    @clueless:
    lol someone else had to help her down the stars. Such love.

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  64. Up the Coast said on May 17th, 2011 at 1:42 pm

    @joanne:
    Kink Please! I like it ;)

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  65. Dream said on May 17th, 2011 at 1:46 pm

    @joanne:
    lol i like kink good one

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  66. angelooney whoreley said on May 17th, 2011 at 1:47 pm

    why on earth would brad drag her out to be photographed looking wasted???????………. they can usually find a backdoor ……. what is he up to ????? …………. is he showing the world how wasted she gets??? ………. “” see …. she does this all the time”"”"” ….. . for child custody perhaps?????? …………. they are so careful and controlled about pics ………… AND THEN THIS …………. call the photos …………. “exhibit A-F”

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  67. Up the Coast said on May 17th, 2011 at 1:48 pm

    I would love to know what was going through Sean Penn’s mind…when Twit and Twat were doing their stroll down the rc :?

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  68. Togi said on May 17th, 2011 at 1:52 pm

    Probably thinking about his GORGEOUS, curvy little sweetie.@Up the Coast:

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  69. Bob said on May 17th, 2011 at 2:03 pm

    @Bob: Fentanyl patches stretch out the dose for a longer period of time. Perhaps useful for a long day with little chance of privacy. Tiny pupils. Calmness. Just a guess.

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  70. louisianagurl said on May 17th, 2011 at 2:06 pm

    @Up the Coast:
    Take a look at this…gives some perspective on the scene as well as some pitt porn pics…

    http://www.laineygossip.com/Angelina_Jolie_Brad_Pitt_rule_the_red_carpet_at_the_Tree_of_Life_Cannes_premiere_.aspx?CatID=0&CelID=0

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  71. louisianagurl said on May 17th, 2011 at 2:13 pm

    I am at a loss…they are either very good actors?? or the Brand isn’t going anywhere…I think JA is better off doing her own thing anyway…I think the whole soul mate love story ship has sailed for JA/BP, but for the sake of the kids, maybe AJ and BP can salvage a decent relationship. JMO….The clues are fun, and I will continue to attempt to decode…even if the answers may be different than my true opinions, but I don’t think they have much to do with reality…whatever that is. BUT…this is hollyweird we are dealing with, so at the end of the day…WHO THE HELL KNOWS…Ian? speak to me baby!

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  72. Guest2 said on May 17th, 2011 at 2:24 pm

    @louisianagurl:
    The soul mate thing has passed because Brad said he is now an atheist so presumably he has no soul to mate with. Does that make him and AJ soulless mates?

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  73. Bob said on May 17th, 2011 at 2:25 pm

    @louisianagurl:
    They seem much happier and friendlier to each other in those pictures than they do in the video of the red carpet. Interesting.

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  74. selfffrighteouswhore said on May 17th, 2011 at 2:26 pm

    1. tiny black book of warlock spells
    2. tiny black book of trigger words
    3. tiny black ribbed condom

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  75. Up the Coast said on May 17th, 2011 at 2:26 pm

    @louisianagurl:
    Thanks LG…and this Laimey person is supposed to be a fan of the Brand? Cuz she just described joLIE as being just like Kanye West :lol: Isn’t it weird how these fans do not seem to HEAR what they are saying?

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  76. akanni said on May 17th, 2011 at 2:30 pm

    @louisianagurl:

    Lainey wants so badly to get a call from Angie’s PR people. She is kissing her butt so much it’s sickening. I don’t believe for one minute she believes the crap she spews but knows her idol will find it out.

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  77. Up the Coast said on May 17th, 2011 at 2:30 pm

    @Togi:
    I worry about her…I hope she realizes what she’s getting into, cuz SPenn’s rep is not good. :( He grew up with CSheen, they seem to be two peas in a pod, when it comes to how they look at women.

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  78. selfffrighteouswhore said on May 17th, 2011 at 2:32 pm

    @louisianagurl:
    thanx la.girl, they sort of took over the show didn’t they?

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  79. Up the Coast said on May 17th, 2011 at 2:35 pm

    @selfffrighteouswhore:
    Condom? Oh goody! He learned something ;)

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  80. angelooney whoreley said on May 17th, 2011 at 2:35 pm

    omg …………….twit and twat……………… omg ,…………… even jack laughed at that one ………

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  81. selfffrighteouswhore said on May 17th, 2011 at 2:38 pm

    @Up the Coast:
    i already read he is being shitty to SJ.
    jen-nay put up with his crap for yeeears, maybe for the kids, but he is a tool when it comes to hetero relationships.

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  82. selfffrighteouswhore said on May 17th, 2011 at 2:41 pm

    @Up the Coast:
    not really no, it’s just to impress. ;)

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  83. louisianagurl said on May 17th, 2011 at 2:44 pm

    @Up the Coast:
    I thought it was odd because Lainey seemed all about Jolie/Pitt, but at the end of the article starts talking about the Brand lasting or not and how well they did up AJ’s face, so made me think that there are undertones that are not being mentioned…seemed out of character with the rest of the dialogue.

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  84. Togi said on May 17th, 2011 at 2:45 pm

    IMO, SJ is too young to fully digest what she has gotten herself into. I am NOT a fan of this coupling, at ALL. He is too old and cranky and whatever for her. She’s so pretty and fresh faced, tiny and YOUNG. Run, girl. Run.
    @Up the Coast:

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  85. louisianagurl said on May 17th, 2011 at 2:49 pm

    @Up the Coast:
    …and yes, very Kanye of her to take the spotlight off of the stars from TOL…very self serving for the saint right?

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  86. Tetta said on May 17th, 2011 at 3:01 pm

    What words does the picture tell ?

    Gues2 and Togi has described it:

    ” Guest2 said on May 17th, 2011 at 10:02 am
    Well, that was the tackiest display of self importance I’ve ever seen from these two. They turned the premiere of a movie into the brangelina show and took the spotlight away from the movie and the other actors and put it squarely on themselves. Very disrespectful to the rest of the cast who, by the way, did not bring their spouses/so’s to the rc. All their prancing and posing like royalty just made them look like the horse’s asses they are (reminds me of Ian’s clue with the horse and the ass in bed together .”

    Togi said on May 17th, 2011 at 1:39 pm

    ” Weird picture. Angie looks beautiful. Sad, but beautiful. Brad looks awful. In every picture I saw of him (which, by the way, included pictures of him SMILING at AJ). Very odd situation with them trying to replicate “royalty.”

    Yes, they thought they had the RC for themselfes and they looked very pompous. They looked as they where on a masquerade with a look that reminded of royalties in old movies. Royalties from today don´t look like this couple. Gist is that they belive they are better than anybody else. But what more ?

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  87. Guest2 said on May 17th, 2011 at 3:01 pm

    After reading that Lainey article I don’t know what to say except they really do believe they are royalty. Forget their movies (easy to do, I know), this is their academy award performance. Ian said in an earlier clue that this would be their best performance yet and he was right. Now if only we could know the real reason for this extraordinary show they put on. Please, Ian, give us a little more. Thank you.

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  88. Bob said on May 17th, 2011 at 3:07 pm

    @Tetta:
    I feel bad for Chastain. She should have been the woman in the spotlight.

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  89. liv4 said on May 17th, 2011 at 3:09 pm

    I think the upper leg has a shadow on it in the shape of a bow.

    This was her chance to act like Royalty. Saw the video. The arm was extended with a taught wrist and hand dropped like she was the queen of something other than scat, waiting for a king to take her hand. I thought the whole thing was lame and rude. I think they played the Prom King and Prom Queen perfectly.

    And don’t bother to fire off rude comments to me. As UTC said, I don’t care and it won’t change what I post or the way I think and you won’t get a response from me other than what I’ve just said.

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  90. sparklingtwinkle said on May 17th, 2011 at 3:14 pm

    Wow this pic really shows a couple on parade! Almost like royalty stepping down the stairs. I guess they’re considered hollywood royalty, and its probably the couple most people want to see pics of. Was it for show? What does the leg patch mean? And the shoe?
    Ian- any chance the show is almost done? Are you saying its the final farewell for this couple? No more pics of them together from here on in?? Is this their final curtain call?

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  91. I'm on the bidet said on May 17th, 2011 at 3:14 pm

    @selfffrighteouswhore:
    I think your list could work for Charlie Sheen as well . . .

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  92. Dream said on May 17th, 2011 at 3:16 pm

    Okay the weirdest thing jsut happened. I have a missing uncle and goggled his name to see if my aunts site was still there. omg angelina jolies pic came up. LMAO how random is that.
    There’s a pic of her with some one with my uncles name.

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  93. Dream said on May 17th, 2011 at 3:17 pm

    @liv4:
    she was auditioning for Cleopatra.

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  94. joanne said on May 17th, 2011 at 3:20 pm

    @louisianagurl:
    They are not very good actors. From the waist down they are standing apart and only the top half is close. They are pathetic. Pitt looks like he came out of some kind of closet.

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  95. sparklingtwinkle said on May 17th, 2011 at 3:21 pm

    can someone explain her wearing 2 different types of shoes! One peep toe and one closed toe

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  96. joanne said on May 17th, 2011 at 3:22 pm

    Pitt isn’t going anywhere. They are stuck with each other for a long time. I just hope they aren’t allowed any more kids. I hope they do love each othe.

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  97. Tetta said on May 17th, 2011 at 3:26 pm

    Now I understand, they both hallicunated and thought they were at the royal wedding in Great Britain. The wedding they not were invited to.

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  98. inOttawa said on May 17th, 2011 at 3:29 pm

    WOW!! I think this is a beautiful photo! The only problem for me continues to be BP The Pimp – bigger than life, bigger than everyone – only the bling is missing… I keep hoping he’ll clean up and return to the person I used to think was really hot but maybe those days are gone forever. Greaseball tycoon here to stay.

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  99. sparklingtwinkle said on May 17th, 2011 at 3:31 pm

    @Tetta: roflmao!! The royal mail lost their invite ;)

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  100. louisianagurl said on May 17th, 2011 at 3:54 pm

    @sparklingtwinkle:
    If you look closely and it is more obvious in other pics, both shoes are open toe…this pic just is at a weird angle for her feet as she is navigating the stairs.

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  101. louisianagurl said on May 17th, 2011 at 3:59 pm

    I am just hoping that he is keeping the Hogan’s Trade look for possible reshoots and not adopting it for himself. I would love to give him the benefit of the doubt with the haircut as he did sport the hitleresk style for his EB film here as well.

    …one can only hope! :-)

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  102. selfffrighteouswhore said on May 17th, 2011 at 4:00 pm

    @I’m on the bidet:
    oh poor charlie!
    so true bidet.

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  103. Guest2 said on May 17th, 2011 at 4:02 pm

    @Dream:
    :) Was he audtioning for Marc Antony?

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  104. jan said on May 17th, 2011 at 4:04 pm

    Going back to the clue about sit in a hot bath and I’ll teach you about triangles…

    Well I’m not going to ask that anyone sit in a hot bath, but here’s the history of the triangles (that I believe is being referred to by traingles):

    http://vigilantcitizen.com/sinistersites/sinister-sites-illuminati-pyramid-in-blagnac-france/

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  105. joanne said on May 17th, 2011 at 4:06 pm

    Pitt did a disservice to the rest of the cast. They made it all about them just like we knew they would and once again the holey one goes on do good mission before the photo op, just like she always does. Is there a picture of Penn, the holey one and the stupid one anywhere?

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  106. Up the Coast said on May 17th, 2011 at 4:06 pm

    @selfffrighteouswhore:
    Speaking of Charlie Sheen ;) Last night, when his show came on, I was busy doing something and couldn’t change the channel right away…I noticed he looked really WEIRD! It was his eyes, the way they stared, very creepy. He kept breathing with big sighs. It was like the eye muscle that goes to his brain was ELECTRIFIED!!! ZzzzzzTttt! I thought…DUDE! He was fricken Flying :( No wonder they canned his ass.

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  107. rushdog said on May 17th, 2011 at 4:09 pm

    Well you have to hand it to the Brand they completely over-shadowed everything else. Was that to sell the movie because I think they over-shadowed the movie too. Maybe that helps sell the movie, think it’s supposed to open today internationally. I wonder why it had to be so over the top. Lainey says it’s real, couldn’t possibly be fake, at least not right now. Of course she posted on March 1st that Zellweiger & Cooper looked solid and they were over within three weeks so her observations don’t mean anything more than that of the rest of us. So I think back to:

    the cousin the weasel
    the walk the talk
    the diamond the stroll…
    the coffee, the carrot, the egg

    the elaborate dance w/a woman that over-shadows everything else including “the cousin the weasel”

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  108. payal said on May 17th, 2011 at 4:16 pm

    this show was pathetic and no-one has called them out in I WISH PENN WOULD’VE PUNCHED BRAD.

    seriously ian you have to speak to us now, what was this at cannes, no PDA or anything but what was with the waving and stuff argh! i hope both of them take each other down. i finding myself hating pitt more than her now because this seemed to be his idea.

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  109. louisianagurl said on May 17th, 2011 at 4:17 pm

    @rushdog:
    You are the master of this as always! I just thought Lainey’s observations were interesting because she is there and witnessed this display first hand.

    …so where do you think it goes from here? is the stroll over or do you think they will continue to walk the talk? I am curious to see how much of them we do see in public together for the next few months.

    …things that make you go hmmmm…….. :-)

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  110. Mindy said on May 17th, 2011 at 4:23 pm

    @joanne:
    They do love each other. It is Ian & you idiot people who don’t want to see it & believe it. Ian & you moron followers are dying to see them break up. At the same time, you hope they are stuck together. Almost 7 fcuking years and you people are still here trying to analyize every fcuking pictures & things they do. You people are pathetic. No wonder you are here everyday because your own life must really sucks.

    I hope they do stick together whether they are happy or not. Because at least they are living their lives. As for you brainless morons, the only life you have is here.

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  111. Tetta said on May 17th, 2011 at 4:28 pm

    Right now at the news on TV they show Queen Elisabeth´s and Prince Philips arrival to a historical visit to Ireland. They are the most “royal” people I can think of. They looked very normal compared to the fake royal couple, Angelina and Brad.

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  112. elby said on May 17th, 2011 at 4:32 pm

    @I’m on the bidet:
    I’m on the bidet, you should be doing stand-up comedy or at least writing for comedians! You are a riot.

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  113. elby said on May 17th, 2011 at 4:36 pm

    @joanne:
    AJ is having trouble adding more children to her “rainbow” family since she is not married. If it was love and they were sincere, Brad would marry her. He is not as dumb as he looks.

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  114. Up the Coast said on May 17th, 2011 at 4:40 pm

    @Tetta:
    :lol: That’s funny.

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  115. Guest2 said on May 17th, 2011 at 4:47 pm

    I wish Penn had punched pitt – now that would’ve been a worthwhile show. He was so disrespectful to the rest of the cast it was pittiful and he really does deserve to be taken down a few notches. It will happen in time, I’m convinced of it, for both of them.

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  116. Say What? said on May 17th, 2011 at 4:52 pm

    @inOttawa:

    LMAO!! Do you really think Brad would go back to that shallow & high maintenance leather face. The one who can’t even put a decent sentence together. You mean the one who never shared Brad’s interests & hobbies. The one who complained about Brad’s taste in architecture. The one who never even rode on a bike with him. You mean the one who goes to Mexico every fcuking year? Eat the same salad for 10yrs. Obsess with yoga & sun bathing. Is that the one you wish Brad would go back to? Those years that he had married to “the one” must have been really happy years. Because he couldn’t wait to get out when he saw Angie. Brad gave up all those wonderful yoga, sun bathing, mexico trips, etc. What was Brad thinking?

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  117. Up the Coast said on May 17th, 2011 at 4:55 pm

    @Guest2:
    It would have been a real Malick Moment.

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  118. Say What? said on May 17th, 2011 at 4:57 pm

    @elby:

    Are you saying Kurt doesn’t love Goldie? Johnny doesn’t love Venessa. Liev doesn’t love Naomi, etc.

    Oh, never mind. Everything negative ONLY applies to the JP. My bad.

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  119. angelooney whoreley said on May 17th, 2011 at 5:18 pm

    oh shut up mindy cuz your here too……….. angie does not care about you ……… dont forget that ……… im retired and can do whatever i want ………. you are boring……….

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  120. badasschubbychickinaminiskirt said on May 17th, 2011 at 5:19 pm

    @I’m on the bidet:
    I think it’s more likely he has a picture of Jennifer Aniston’s head photoshopped on George Clooney’s body
    ;-)

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  121. WCKitty said on May 17th, 2011 at 5:20 pm

    @Guest2:
    Sean Penn may not be be the best man to be involved with in a personal relationship, but I like him more than BP. IMO, SP is a talented actor, screenwriter, and director who is also known for his temper (not good). He has kept his children out of the spotlight and at least walks the talk in the humanitarian endeavors HE supports. He is out there in the trenches with the rest of the humanitarian workers; not out there for a self-serving photo-op. While Sean may need to greatly work on his personal relationship skills and temper, he appears to be an intelligent person. Perhaps, SP knew that Brad and Angie would once again hog the spotlight by stealing the other cast members thunder, and therefore hastening their downfall. Since the movie received boos, SP wasn’t there at the screening, the movie will be known as Brad’s boo-boos.

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  122. Hi there! said on May 17th, 2011 at 5:29 pm

    @Mindy:
    Hey are you Mindy the godmother?! That heavy set girl on that teeny bopper TV show, what was it? Oh yeah…..Facts of Life! You are, aren’t you!? Oh how cute is that?! You had such chubby cheeks and a butterball body!!! You still do, don’t you! How cute is that being on a website defending AJ! WOW….

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  123. joanne said on May 17th, 2011 at 5:32 pm

    Penn is a jerk to women unless he only dates those who like it rough and its only abuse when its not done during throes of passion. He is a good actor. Was Penn present when they where booing and hissing the king of Hollyweird?

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  124. joanne said on May 17th, 2011 at 5:46 pm

    @WCKitty:
    I guess I should have read this before asking my question. I wonder if Penn knew they were going to do that.

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  125. Guest2 said on May 17th, 2011 at 5:51 pm

    @WCKitty:
    I’m not a fan of Penn’s because of his personal behaviour and his politics but I agree with what you’ve said about his talent and his humanitarian work. He was the class act yesterday and pitt was the boob. At one point on the red carpet when he reached his hand out for angie you almost expected them to start dancing a waltz like cinderella and her prince charming. It was so weird. And, yes, if this movie fails it will be pitt’s failure not penn’s.

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  126. N'other Name said on May 17th, 2011 at 5:51 pm

    This is the SAME old thing when I was on this site for over 3 1/2 years ago. New people, old story. Nothing has EVER changed. Either give us a date w/ the breakup or admit Angie beat you and I mean Angelina Jolie. Because these riddles are ridiculous and I was a follower, but that was long ago.

    Once upon a time
    We sat beneath a Willow Tree
    Waiting for the Dawn
    And we had not a care
    But that was long ago
    Long ago is gone

    XO

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  127. sparklingtwinkle said on May 17th, 2011 at 5:54 pm

    @louisianagurl: thanks for clearing this up for me honey- any clue as to what the battered bruise is on Angie’s leg? Or is it a bruise?

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  128. WCKitty said on May 17th, 2011 at 5:56 pm

    @joanne:
    If I remember correctly, the last time Brand and Angie were at Cannes they also stole the spotlight.

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  129. joanne said on May 17th, 2011 at 5:59 pm

    Didn’t the movies they were there for flop?

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  130. WCKitty said on May 17th, 2011 at 6:04 pm

    @joanne:

    It was in 2009 and Brad was there for Inglourious Basterds and Angie did not have a film to support.

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  131. inOttawa said on May 17th, 2011 at 6:04 pm

    Remember my post on whether AJ is orchestrating something before a possible breakup? FF has a ton of commentary like the following… I’m just saying it’s a possibility she is acting this out for the public, so they feel sympathy for her if/when a breakup is announced… just maybe…:

    “Pitt is such a creep. I can’t stand Jolie, but c’mon dude, show some consideration. He’s in public with the mother of his children and supposed love of his life and he spends the night dragging her behind him like a prop. At no point does he demonstrate the least bit of concern or care for her. Jolie needs to rid herself of him. No amount of fame or notoriety can be worth staying with a man who doesn’t treat you with basic human decency.”

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  132. selfffrighteouswhore said on May 17th, 2011 at 6:09 pm

    @Up the Coast:
    i will see if i can find it online.
    why was he lost/alone in the middle of downtown LA as a child?
    i 4got about him saying this happened and i kept waiting for his father to leak or say why he was lost/alone. did he? these hollywood families are in debt to something.

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  133. Dream said on May 17th, 2011 at 6:12 pm

    @Guest2:
    lol

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  134. joanne said on May 17th, 2011 at 6:13 pm

    @WCKitty:
    I don’t think Pitt to the awards that year did he? Isn’t that around the time the holey one adopted Pax?

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  135. rushdog said on May 17th, 2011 at 6:20 pm

    @inOttawa:
    “and he spends the night dragging her behind him like a prop. At no point does he demonstrate the least bit of concern or care for her.” (from FF)

    Except when he needs her to work the ropes/crowd and pose with him. He’s a producer and the lead actor of the movie, possible Oscar gold and financial interests abound. So were “flowers for a ghost” to encourage Monday’s inmate in some way?

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  136. WCKitty said on May 17th, 2011 at 6:22 pm

    @joanne:
    They were there.
    http://www.accesshollywood.com/2009-cannes-film-festival_gallery_1954

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  137. WCKitty said on May 17th, 2011 at 6:23 pm

    @rushdog:
    My husband said that he “has a ho in tow.”

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  138. Gogoguy said on May 17th, 2011 at 6:24 pm

    @rushdog:… Right, but she’s no fool. All of a sudden, people are buying into the fiction that he’s taken an upper hand. Maybe she’s a step ahead of him.

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  139. Noah said on May 17th, 2011 at 6:45 pm

    @clueless:
    She looks mannish; certainly more than he does!

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  140. lookyloo said on May 17th, 2011 at 6:57 pm

    @Gogoguy:
    I agree. This seems to be an image change that they are trying to sell us….the reason is just not totally apparent to us quite yet.

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  141. Togi said on May 17th, 2011 at 7:05 pm

    Hi, N’other Name. I remember you! LOL. You are absolutely correct. NOTHING has changed. Haaa haaa. How are you?@N’other Name:

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  142. joanne said on May 17th, 2011 at 7:21 pm

    @WCKitty:
    I meant the Academy Awards. The movie was nominated but he wasn’t there supporting his cast. I could be wrong.

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  143. joanne said on May 17th, 2011 at 7:25 pm

    i’m wrong thats when she wore her hugh emeralds.

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  144. joanne said on May 17th, 2011 at 7:34 pm

    I think they missed the 2007 Acadamy Awards because he was home watching the kids while she was out do gooding. He had a movie up for something but she didn’t.

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  145. jan said on May 17th, 2011 at 7:42 pm

    Could that be a “whelp” on AJ’s outer thigh?

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  146. Astro said on May 17th, 2011 at 7:59 pm

    @katlyn:

    You have 05 years telling the same thing!!!!.

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  147. selfffrighteouswhore said on May 17th, 2011 at 8:10 pm

    @clueless:
    there is no fun and romance in that pic.
    she is down.
    what have they become?

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  148. Guest2 said on May 17th, 2011 at 8:27 pm

    @jan:
    Maybe they had some rough sex in the limo before arriving at the red carpet :)

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  149. liv4 said on May 17th, 2011 at 8:31 pm

    @Guest2:
    Remember that episode of Friends where Phoebe yells, “My eyes, my eyes,” when she saw something she didn’t want to see. I am screaming that silently at my brain because the visual you suggested sent me over the edge.

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  150. Guest2 said on May 17th, 2011 at 8:46 pm

    @liv4:
    Oh, poor Liv. I’m sorry, I remember the visual I got when she and billy bob said they did it in the limo. Not pretty at all. I wish I hadn’t said it. And, yes, I do remember that episode. Phoebe was always my favorite.

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  151. Guest2 said on May 17th, 2011 at 8:49 pm

    So now brangie has enlisted natalie from Facts of Life to come here to defend them. Will Mrs. Garrett and Tootie be next? Too bad, I always liked Natalie.

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  152. Henrietta said on May 17th, 2011 at 8:57 pm

    How did Jolie make her arm veins disappear?

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  153. Lyin' Ian said on May 17th, 2011 at 9:40 pm

    Lyin’ Ian, where’s your post about Arnold’s secret child that you had no idea about.

    Just like you have no idea about Brad and Angelina.

    A review of one of his so-called movies. And this is the guy you listen to? LMAO! And I’m not laughing because he’s gay. I could care less. He’s a skeeve. Plain and simple. Just like you sycophants are plain and simple:

    This movie is a complete waste of a ranking space on Amazon. I highly recommend buying Anus Magillicutty instead of this movie.

    From a self professed Kohen and “King of the Jews”, Halperin presents himself in a rather blasphemous role while posing as a gay actor looking for work in Hollywood. Instead of an insightful look at the workings of Hollywood, Halperin turned this potential into 94 minutes of absolute crap.

    His sexuality has since been questioned and it’s very likely that this piece of work will be looked back upon as his first step towards admitting his homosexuality.

    If you enjoy touching movie moments, don’t bother getting this movie. The only “touching movie moments” that you’ll see are of Halperin touching himself.

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  154. youdon'tknowjackshiteither said on May 17th, 2011 at 9:48 pm

    @meldoesn’tknowjackshit:

    You are seriously disturbed. BTW, I happen to know for a fact that Jen doesn’t give a rats ass about these two. She has been over Brad for a long time now. The sad lonely Jen stories are made up by the tabloids. I mean really, the girl has never looked better in her life. Can’t say the same for Brad and his girlfriend/baby momma…….

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  155. liv4 said on May 17th, 2011 at 10:26 pm

    @jan:
    I think if you look closely at the picture it is a shadow coming off the bow of her dress in the hip area.

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  156. I'm on the bidet said on May 17th, 2011 at 11:02 pm

    @lookyloo:
    1. Crusty tissues
    2. Big Red chewing gum
    3. Crack

    ewww @ “Crusty tissues”, lol @ “Big Red chewing gum”

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  157. jan said on May 17th, 2011 at 11:18 pm

    @liv4:
    Yea, you’re probably right about that being a shadow on her leg.

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  158. antinea said on May 18th, 2011 at 2:24 am

    There’ a TV show in France called “Le petit journal” in which the journalist is very hilarious, witty and makes fun of people. So he called BP GOd and AJ mummy. He dressed like the character of back in the futur, and analized Cannes 2011 comparing it with Cannes 2009. ANd you now what? BP did exactly the same things: went to sign autographs, when up the stairs with the crew, went back the stairs for AJ, Photos posing, going up the stairs with her, leaving to say hello on the right side, going back to AJ, waving. So the journalist make fun of him wondering if he were acting?
    http://festival-cannes.canalplus.fr/festival-cannes/le-grand-journal-de-cannes/le-petit-journal-de-cannes?kwid=google_3894371_0_E&esvcid=S1305699645_ADOGOE_AGI3894371_ADI5558397_TRMY2FuYWwlMjBwbHVzJTIwbGUlMjBwZXRpdCUyMGpvdXJuYWw%3d_RFDd3d3Lmdvb2dsZS5mcg%3d%3d&ESVreferrer=www.google.fr&gclid=CK_Mwpzu8KgCFUIMfAodKEzYyw
    But, what was really hilarious, is that they tried to follow him from the beginning of the day. They couldn’t cos they were driving too fast. So they rent a very flashy taxi motorcycle. And when BP and AJ went back from the restaurant, no car escort. So they decided to escort them making fun of them, and making as much noise as they could. I was so laughing I was crying.
    So for those who can speak french see above.

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  159. Tetta said on May 18th, 2011 at 2:57 am

    During their apperance, did anything else happen on the RC ? Did any other actor/actress arrived in the other end of the carpet ? I just wonder for how many minutes, in real time, the public and Sean Penn and the female co-star (sorry, she has a strange last name) had to look at the spectacle. For us it seems like Brangilina were the one and only thing in Cannes that evening. For the sake of the other partipiciants I hope they had their share of time this special evening.

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  160. Flower White said on May 18th, 2011 at 5:08 am

    Ian

    SHIT OR GET UP OFF THE POT.

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  161. mbm said on May 18th, 2011 at 6:51 am

    Oprah’s last shows taped yesterday w/ fellow closet cases/$cientology celebs Tom Cruise (w/ “wife” CoKatie Holmes) and Will and Jada kissing her fat ass. Madonna was also there and did some weird Kabbalah thing w/ a red string (apparently she’s blotting out the fact that her cult is being investigated by the IRS, the same org. that gave the Co$ a tax break)

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  162. Guest2 said on May 18th, 2011 at 7:33 am

    @antinea:
    Antinea, thanks for your post. I wish I knew more French than the bit I learned in high school but with your translation and the visuals (I did get the Dieu) it was funny to watch. It just shows that he’s always been a pompous a– and she’s played the same supporting goddess role.

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  163. Stella said on May 18th, 2011 at 8:06 am

    @youdon’tknowjackshiteither:

    Agree!!! ;)

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  164. selfffrighteouswhore said on May 18th, 2011 at 8:41 am

    @antinea:
    thank you for sharing the link and explaining the spoken bits for us, antinea.
    2009/2011 cannes…with pitt and jolie, it seems the more things change, the more they stay the same!

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  165. selfffrighteouswhore said on May 18th, 2011 at 8:56 am

    @jan:
    that is a great site, one of my favorites!
    there is soooo much on it and gets your eye trained.
    the prophetic pillars remind me of the hideous and scary murals in the denver airport.
    and i see the new movie about princess diana is on there. good.

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  166. sinker said on May 18th, 2011 at 9:01 am

    @inOttawa:

    I don’t see him as dragging her around – i seem him as trying to help her navigate because she is high, high, high as a kite. She looks like she is on huge amounts of painkillers.

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  167. joanne said on May 18th, 2011 at 10:01 am

    Maybe Pitt just likes to drag people around. Remeber how he was dragging poor Shiloh around at that zip thing photo op?

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  168. joanne said on May 18th, 2011 at 10:14 am

    @antinea:
    I really wish I knew what they were saying but its funny. Did a pap get hit when they were getting in the car?

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  169. Guest2 said on May 18th, 2011 at 10:25 am

    Here’s a little brad story from D-Listed. Love the photo – Michael K is so funny.

    http://www.dlisted.com/

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  170. antinea said on May 18th, 2011 at 10:38 am

    @joanne
    No nobody got hit.
    Le petit journal is something rather famous in France. We love their sense of humor very impertinent, friendly and without indulgence. It concerns show bizz and political figures.
    As an example, during the opening press conference in Cannes, the journalist was in the conference room with all the other journalists and asked two questions to Robert De Niro: first, Are you talking to me, and second, Did you fuck my wife.
    I let you imagine Robert De Niro’s reaction…It was very funny.
    It’s a pity I can’t translate all the comments concerning BP and AJ appearance cos the journalist openly says it’s a perfect merchandizing show making fun of their supposed loving gestures…The way He calls her mummy is something you use in France to describe an old women married with and old man and for who you suppose there’s no more sexual feelings (he calls Jacques Chirac’s wife , the French former president, mummy too, she is maybe 75).

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  171. elephant said on May 18th, 2011 at 12:59 pm

    Wow, I have to say, Angelina looks beautiful, absolutely gorgeous on the red carpet. Brad, he is hamming it up, rather pathetically showboating himself and his lady. After all these years being together he seemed to be acting like this is his new lady. He didn’t look very good, just my opinion though.
    I think the whole thing was WAY over the top, poor Chastain. Can you imagine your big moment being taken over by them? I am sure she was gracious (Chastain), but I would have been hurt that a co-star would act like that.
    As for the later pictures, WOW, AJ doesn’t look well. Maybe it was just the photo angles, haha, but she loooooks waaaaasted! WOW. just my opinion.

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  172. selfffrighteouswhore said on May 18th, 2011 at 1:15 pm

    antinea, it is nice to see the french media do not take her quite as seriously as the u.s. media does. i guess i may be assuming/hoping that tho. ;)

    and i loved how the guy was messing with de niro.

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  173. Patty Anne said on May 18th, 2011 at 1:38 pm

    I came across an interview with the female lead in TOL, and sorry I do not know her name, in which she says she was extremely nervous at Canne never having attended such a film festibal before but that Brad talked her through it as he is very experienced in how to perform at this event. HUH? No wonder it looked exactly like the last time – it was all an act! Well darn, do you think maybe their entire relationship is an act? LOL She and Sean Penn got ripped off. Mr god and momma tried to make it all about them….again. FAILED@selfffrighteouswhore:

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  174. selfffrighteouswhore said on May 18th, 2011 at 2:09 pm

    @Patty Anne:
    in pix and vid now, i see nothing genuine between them but mutual hypocrisy and self loathing and a keen eye for playing games. they are both as sick as their games. each one has their own crazy cracker creepiness.

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  175. selfffrighteouswhore said on May 18th, 2011 at 2:16 pm

    @Patty Anne:
    penn and girl in yellow were riding in the sidecar.
    dandeho pranced around up front like eurotrash fools, like usual.
    (dande was psyched for malick’s sloshy movie. :P )

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  176. Meh said on May 18th, 2011 at 2:50 pm

    I must be looking at a different picture because all I see is the same thing I’ve always seen plus some weird photoshopping or something.

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  177. Astro said on May 18th, 2011 at 7:06 pm

    @Astro:

    OMG, Brad wants to do everything with Angelina!!!!…Poor Ian, Break up???? Which Break Up???

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  178. sparklingtwinkle said on May 19th, 2011 at 1:56 am

    that patch on angelina’s leg could be now mean- they’ve patched up their differences.
    Seeing as their both parents i think its quite likely they’re trying to be a better couple for their kids. If there is love there between them both then i think they are better off trying to reignite whatever was missing. Kids are the priority here and always has been! JMO!

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  179. Astro said on May 19th, 2011 at 7:14 am

    @sparklingtwinkle:

    Which Patch?…It is Ian’s photoshop!!!

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  180. TheEvilClown said on May 20th, 2011 at 4:50 pm

    @Astro:
    yeah astro I think its been added to the pic- maybe its significant?.. not sure tho

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  181. Kate said on May 21st, 2011 at 11:55 pm

    http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/board/tol-after-party-jolie-high-as-a-kite-t284062-15.html

    ONE PICTURE IS WORTH A MILLION WORDS- YEAS IT IS

    IAN, can you even tell what color her eyes are here? Her eyes are all pupil, you can barely see the color, what kind of drug does that? Wow, she is giving Charlie a run for his reputation.

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  182. Kate said on May 22nd, 2011 at 12:23 am

    @E:
    I guess this is part of the campaign for her ISA Director’s Award, at least here her eyes are normal and she looks happy. She looks miserable with Brad. I wonder who is more unhappy , him or her?

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  183. Kate said on May 22nd, 2011 at 12:47 am

    “We’re not ones to repeat ourselves, but we’d like to, because right now, we’re hopscotching with films so one can be with the kids and one’s free to work,” Pitt said. “And why aren’t we doing them together? Why aren’t we doing everything together?”

    LOL

    we know why!

    ha ha

    http://www.popeater.com/2011/05/18/brad-pitt-angelina-jolie-reteam/

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  184. Kate said on May 22nd, 2011 at 12:51 am

    Angelina Jolie slaps Brad Pitt with month-long sex ban

    http://www.nowmagazine.co.uk/celebrity-news/526048/angelina-jolie-slaps-brad-pitt-with-month-long-sex-ban/1/

    LOL very funny , I wonder if she means from his side dish. Can’t be from her, that has not been going on for a year at least.

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  185. Kate said on May 22nd, 2011 at 12:55 am

    “Yes, we’re all in France. Our whole family is in France, and we’re very happy,” Jolie, 35, said at a Wednesday press conference for her film. “They’re running around the hotel now, playing games and making a giant mess! I’m sure they’re having a great time. They love it here.”

    http://blogs.babble.com/famecrawler/2011/05/19/the-jolie-pitt-kids-are-making-a-giant-mess-in-cannes/

    Lets, see they ask:

    Do you travel with your children? If so, how hectic can it be? Tell us about it!

    The answer would be, yes I did, and I did not let my children run all over the hotel and make a giant mess. No, sorry, they had to show respect..but then we know hers are under the care of Nannies and she does not really know what they are doing either. I guess she thought that would resonate with the mommies.

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  186. I'm on the bidet said on May 22nd, 2011 at 1:19 am

    @Kate:
    “They’re running around the hotel now, playing games and making a giant mess! I’m sure they’re having a great time. They love it here.” – if there is a better way to produce obnoxious children with no respect for others, I can’t imagine what it is, this seems the perfect formula

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  187. Guest2 said on May 22nd, 2011 at 9:01 am

    Kate, that article about finding the Kama Sutra and putting brad on a sex diet is hilarious.

    Of course their children would be raised to have no respect for anyone because their parents have no respect for anyone. Unless they have nannies who can instill some discipline and moral values in them those kids are going to be big trouble in 10 years.

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  188. sinker said on May 23rd, 2011 at 3:14 pm

    my guess…. aj wearing some lenses. found websites where contacts can be ordered. On specifically says
    “How to not look high when on opiates (how to dilate pupils with contacts)”

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  189. Nigger Lover said on May 23rd, 2011 at 9:27 pm

    @Kate:

    FUCK YOU KATE I LOVE NIGGERS!

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  190. Reality Bites said on May 24th, 2011 at 11:18 am

    Ian photo shopped her leg. The actual picture looks nothing like that. Just admit you made the whole break down and break up story up. You specialize in fiction.

    The couple is still an active loving couple. They have at least three years and another child in them before they get bored with one another. If Pitt was tired of her he would dump her as fast as he dumped Aniston because remember his motto? Life is too short. He pulled that one on Aniston.. what makes anyone think he wouldn’t pull it on Jolie. When he is done he is done and he doesn’t really care what the public thinks.. when he was taking heat during the divorce for Jolie he said it ” I know my truth, I respect my truth and I have no qualms. I’m 41 year old man and I don’t see any need to defend myself. ” Zero has changed.. his mind set is still the same.

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  191. sinker said on May 24th, 2011 at 4:10 pm

    @Reality Bites:
    disagree. he has 6 children to take into consideration and even though he is very self centered, he would much more likely put their safety first, esp. given AJ’s history of drug use, eating disorders, erratic behaviour. “life is too short” is his glib way of saying he will do what he has to to live w/ himself which means protect those kids.

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  192. Rain said on May 25th, 2011 at 9:57 pm

    I agree that this shot is photo shopped. If you go to the Getty photo (and there are 201 photos of this event on the Getty site ) that shadow isn’t there. Furthermore Ian didn’t bother posting all of the pictures where they look and act very loving together. Just this one in which he tries to insinuate negative connotations because keeping his posters hating AJ/BP is what gives him his hits.

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  193. karmaia bitch said on May 28th, 2011 at 8:58 pm

    I am LMAO at his poor attempt to make a gorgeous picture strange. The thing is Ian has been lying..

    Now the funny things is he wants this posters to be all over his Arnold story. But read any of Arnold and Maria threads.. and you will find at least a dozen responses to Brad/Angie.. Ian you can’t win. They only want Brad/Angie stories.

    What blogger has a blog that the only topic is 2 celebrities.. This is funny and pathetic.

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  194. Kate said on May 29th, 2011 at 1:13 am

    @karmaia bitch:
    Ian did not photo shop this picture. It is the original photo, and was used on other sites.

    http://entertainment.malaysia.msn.com/photos/photos.aspx?cp-documentid=4850398&page=5

    You and your friends have completely missed what his inference was about the photo.It had nothing to do with looking good, happy or otherwise.

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  195. Kate said on May 29th, 2011 at 1:14 am

    @Rain:
    Getty did not take the photo. . The AP does not mean Getty.

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  196. Violet said on May 29th, 2011 at 9:30 pm

    I wish Ian would get back to Brad and Angie. Lots of stories breaking that could be dissected. Brad even says he and Angle may consider marriage for the sake of the children because they ask about it often nowadays. Lots of loving post Cannes pics, no disappearing act post Cannes, as Ian had suggested. It looks like these two are solid, after all. |’m surprised.

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  197. Kate said on May 29th, 2011 at 10:59 pm

    Two words=wearily sank sounds more like Brad is tired of faking it to me, he has been doing this tap dance for years, first he did it just 3 months before leaving Jen, sniff sniff, “girls,little girls,little Jens” that was only weeks before they announced the split. That was just his image insurance, in October it was, “I am the happiest I have ever been….I love being married…I especially loved being married to Jen….kids, we are working on it, all the while discussing a nursery and his custom work on it….” Fast foward ,and the Sunday insert says, Brad Pitt, the happiest man alive, cept he could not find a way to be a bit more enthusiastic about a possible marriage to the mother of his children. Something like, “well yes in the past we have not felt we needed to get married, as Angie has said the bond between us with our chilren is much stronger than any piece of paper can be, and I and we do certainly support the right of all to have the priviledge to marry, we hoped to see that come to pass, obviously that was not our only reasons, but it has not. We still will support that right and help champion it for others that love each other and want to spend their lives together as we do, and for that reason , and out of respect for our famlies and kids and our love for each other we are discussing marriage. The kids are excited, but I cant wait to walk the walk, kiss my bride, wear the ring , all of it I am the happiest man alive. Little more appropriate eh, instead of wearily sinking into the sofa and conceding that the kids are starting to ask so that is something we have to look at, which is also what he told Ann Curry when she cornered him in New Orleans a couple of years ago. May have well said, sigh, yeah Maddox has outgrown that , he is too old now to handled by a nanny, he is getting to be a young man and he is certainly tired of the photo ops, so that is something we need to look into for him, maybe he could go to school and make some friends. lol yes very loving and romantic but it sells.

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  198. Kate said on May 29th, 2011 at 11:03 pm

    Excuse the typos , that is too long a post on a smart phone lol

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