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The only person who can play Charlie Harper or any lead in Two And A Half Men is none other than Charlie Sheen. (RadarOnline) Watch my film tonight and discover why???? (celebuzz) Please check out the trailer and forward this post to as many people as you know so we can have a huge viewing party tonight at 10pm est watching the film on TV Guide Channel. (Youtube)
- In other news, a source close to Brangie told me yesterday to expect the couple to appear together at some point at Cannes….”You won’t see them together much in public after that,” the source said. “But it appears they’ll walk the red carpet together in order to have a media field day.” Developing…
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Ashton is the worst choice ever. Not that I care because I have always refused to watch 2-1/2 men because of Sheen, but this certainly won’t make me start watching it now. They’d be better off with 1-1/2 men.
ReplyI see a flop. Kutcher didn’t grow up yet.
ReplyNO NO NO….not Ashton..he’s a douche!
I saw last night mention of Hugh Grant
replacing Charlie Sheen…I personally
find that a good match…Hugh has always
been a cad, like Charlie, so I think he’d be
a great choice..
Ashton….NO please…..
ReplyYeah, choose him. Goodbye Two and a Half Men. Pitiful – so pitiful.
Charlie gave a lot of money to the tornado victims but the MSM (main stream media) didn’t publicize that, did they? God looks upon the heart.
I’m pretty much over the AJ/BP thing.
ReplyCharlie’s character was played out on 2 1/2 Men anyway. If they go in a different direction – maybe Charlie OD’s and AK comes in as his long lost son – that might be enough to keep the show going. I haven’t watched 2 1/2 Men in years since it was the same story every week but I hope for the sake of the rest of the crew that they can pull this off. Also, it’s a huge FU to Charlie-boy and he deserves it!
I’m not a huge AK fan but I thought he was good in The Butterfly Effect.
Reply@jan or janica: Jan I agree with you on Charlie — he really has a good heart and Charlie made the role on 2 1/2 men work — no one else can replace him and be successful at it.
ReplyI only watched 2 1/2 men occasionally as it got old and boring after a while. CS was not the only talented member of the cast and I think the show could go on without him with the right replacement. Of all the actors/comedians they could get to replace him, this is the worst choice. I may be biased because I don’t like AK but he is kind of a dirt bag so maybe it will work. And they probably got him a lot cheaper than some big name. I will definitely watch Ian’s movie tonight and tell my friends about it. The trailer looked good and who knows, maybe it will help Charlie get the treatment he needs. I don’t know why but I kind of like Charlie on some level.
ReplyI have’t watched enough of 2 1/2 Men to comment on CS but his success on the show and the antics off-screen could make it a hard act to follow. I agree w/lookyloo that they need a re-vamp to hold the audience. It’s been done before maybe it will work. I’ve read that HG has already bowed out.
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“expect the couple to appear together AT SOME POINT at Cannes….”
“But it APPEARS they’ll walk the red carpet together in order to have a media field day.” – Neither statement here sounds that convincing almost as if there’s some uncertainty as to what will take place. I expect they will walk the TOL rc but it also wouldn’t surprise me if she’s not there, jmo. And if they do, imo in the previous post Ian is saying that it will be their best acting performance ever given what he’s posted on this blog for two years. Their rc appearances are a portal to a different world from the real story. Not about power but weakness.
“You won’t see them together much in public after that,” the source said. – We haven’t seen them that much in public since the beginning of the year, what, maybe 3 times? Can’t recall right now but GGs, NOLA dog ‘n pony show, the play….anything else? What is notable about this, at least to me, is the contrast from the early part of their relationship and the gradual change that has taken place since early ‘09.
ReplyI’ll be watching and I will tell my friends tonight. Can’t wait sounds like a fun watch.
And ty Ian for another cubby hole to hide in when the natives get restless. lol
ReplyHere’s a little story from the National Enquirer especially for the loons:
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/wrath-angelina-jolie
ReplyKutcher can’t fill Charlie’s shoes on 2.5 Men. It’s hilariously funny as the cast was, and Charlie is a terrific dead-pan comedian, but his personal issues are killing him slowly. I honestly can not think of another actor who could assume this role successfully.
If Angie is expecting to be the star of Canne by walking the carpet with Pitt I doubt it will happen. As I hear it all the talk at Canne is the new film with evidence of Princess Diana’s death being a political assassination. People will be discussing this film and not so much what Angie is wearing.
ReplyInteresting story Guest2, but I think it’s another from Angie’s camp in an attempt to show that she is making an effort to keep the “relationship” with Brad working while he is the bad boy who isn’t. Ut oh, remember Angie’s quote about what she does to Brad when he “doesn’t learn”? Get the iodine ready Brad! The shirt is about to go! LOL@Guest2:
ReplyYes! I know he’s a bit of controversial choice, but I may actually start watching the show with Kutcher in it, he’s always cracked me up. So glad they didn’t go with Hugh Grant!
Reply@Patty Anne:
ReplyI never looked at the story as coming from AJ but I suppose it could be. There have been times when I’ve doubted that there is a breakup but lately the signs all seem to be there. Her demeanor in all her interviews is much less confident and controlled than in the past, there have been no photos of brad in Cannes that I can find anywhere (though admittedly I’m not too good at searching – you guys are the pros at that). And after reading that post about the Holland company of BP/AJ owning the Chateau Miraval I’m beginning to understand the complexity of their joint financial ventures and maybe that is why it is taking so long to separate. It was also a big reveal on the extent to which they use their children for financial gain. What a pair.
@Guest2:
ReplyI meant much less confident and more controlled.
@Guest2:
ReplyI just had another thought. I wonder if the children are part of the Louis Vitton photo shoot and getting paid for it. Will have to wait and see.
@Guest2:
ReplyI think she freaked out because their attendance at the same dinner leaked to the press. Discretion Bradley! It’s all about appearances. So, makes a nice headline, the mag makes money, the Brand gets press and the slow continued drip to the end (and it’s been an awful long drip!!). That photo caught him at an arrogant moment.
@rushdog:
ReplyI wonder who leaked it the press
@Guest2:
ReplyLOL This is the strangest triangle I have ever seen. It’s all secret and clandestine but hey which ones calling the paps?
I guess I will never understand HW types. Sort of glad of that actually my boring little life looks better every day.
I’ve set my DVR to watch the show tonight, it’s on at 7:00 pm and again at 8:00 pm, here in CA. I have watched the show, on and off, over the years. I like the Mother on the show, she is perfect in that role. I don’t think Ashton can pull it off because Charlie’s character is a stereotypical MAN and Ashton is a boy, imo.
I’ve read that Malick doesn’t want Brad to bring Ange because she always has to steal the “show”, just like she did yesterday with Jack Black. She can dress like my mother all she wants…but everyone still sees right through her.
Reply@Up the Coast:
i probably would have watched had they hired hugh grant. ashton not so much.
lol poor jack black looked really irritated with her a couple times in those interviews to me.
ReplyI liked Sheen in The Wraith and Hot Shots. Its a shame his personal life is in the toilet, good thing he is rich so he won’t become homeless. The way he is acting now I would be embarrassed to have him as a parent he doesn’t exploit his kids. He is probably a nice guy when clean. I will always see Kelso when I see Kutcher and find him irritating. I agree with Dream, I am starting to like my boring little life better.
Reply@Dream:
He looked a little shocked at some of the ridiculous “whoppers” she told too.
ReplyHe did
@Up the Coast:
ReplyShe sucks their starshine and leaves empty shells.
I agree that AK has no substance. Despite the fact that I don’t like Charlie Sheen, I think his character livened up that show. Now way AK can compete, unless he comes back as that character he played on the 70s show… which, I have to admit, was really funny.
BP/AJ… there is something wrong with that picture. I agree with the poster who remarked that she does not look as smug and easy going in her interviews lately. More controlled and her comments are coming across as contrived…. not to mention the metamorphosis of her physique – no muscles — like she is atrohphying before our eyes – eww.
Reply@joanne:
She’s a legend in her own mind.
ReplyYep
A funny thought just occured to me…Demi was engaged to Charlie’s brother, years ago. HW really is a small town.
Reply@Up the Coast:
Replyand incestuous in a everyone’s been with everyone way.
@Dream:
ReplyExactly…..yuck!
Not sure if this will work Ashton isnt really the party animal type but he could be a good fit because he can be funny and sorta awwe shucks at times but on two and a half men there was something about Sheen being the butt of every joke that just felt very real in conjunction with his real life and personality that it wouldd take a GREAT ACTOR to pull off!! Lets be honest the guy who gets married at 20-whatever to a 40+ year old and play house for like 7yrs isnt really that convincing as a womanizer!!
ReplyAnd this is what AK said upon being hired by 2.5 men:
“I can’t wait to get to work with this ridiculously talented 2.5 team and I believe we can fill the stage with laughter that will echo in viewers’ homes,” Kutcher said in a statement released to Access Hollywood by CBS. “I can’t replace Charlie Sheen but I’m going to work my ass off to entertain the hell out of people!”
First of all, do we have to start off our first comment with 2 cuss words? (Cussing in that instance is a vocabulary crutch.) I am not a complete prude. It’s just that I thought that introductory comment of his was very immature. Uhh, someone please tell him that the show is not about that kind of bad boy. Good luck with that new show Mr. Lorre.
And Mr. Lorre’s comment started with “we are so lucky to have such a talented…. ” blah-blah-blah. Yeah. Can’t wait for the new show. Not.
Oh yes. Does everyone know that Charlie Sheen spoke out against the government a couple or a few years ago? Oh yes he did – about some big events that happened in our U.S.A. Some might say, well Jan, you must think everything’s a conspiracy. Yeah, pretty much.
Reply@jan or janica:
ReplyI know I use more rude language than some, but how are we supposed to take ak seriously as a professional when he releases this as his statement. Once again he proves he has a lot of growing up to do.
@jan or janica:
Replyhttp://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/march2006/200306charliesheen.htm
update from my post yesterday.
Replythank the lord.
http://www.tmz.com/2011/05/13/botox-8-year-old-daughter-kerry-campbell-britney-good-morning-america-san-francisco/
are we being punked with this news…..not a good choice…he’s at least being introduced as a new character and is being paid 900,000/episode
ReplyBrad will not be in Cannes until Monday for the TOL press. Jolie got there This week for KFP…that is why you have not seen them together yet. I wouldn’t be surprised if they make some sort of short appearance together and then she leaves with the excuse of “taking care of the kids”.
Reply@louisianagurl:
That’s funny. WTH do all those nannies do anyway? The loons were telling us that Brad was already there on Monday, I guess they were wrong 
ReplyTaking care of the kids…
@jan or janica:
ReplyGiven the way AK talks and acts maybe they can rename the show one and a half men and a child.
@Dream:
ReplyYes, Dream ,a stange triangle indeed. Who’s calling the paps but, more importantly, who’s talking to Ian
@Guest2:
Replywhat i wouldn’t give to know lol i guess i am nosy
We are all nosey, that’s why we’re here
Reply
Reply@Guest2:
ReplyEverything is backwards, nowadays. So maybe it’s fitting that a show that has portrayed a (poor excuse for a) man who only is capable of one night stands with bimbos…is now being replaced BY A BIMBO
@Up the Coast:
Reply@Up the Coast:
ReplyLMAO too funny
@joanne:
Awesome. Thanks Joanne. I wish I could pull up the actual video off of the site. I go to that site all of the time. In fact, that’s how I knew he was speaking out. I think someone turned up his programming on him. I don’t think he’s done anything that other celebrities haven’t. His has just been magnified. Someone lifted the curtain on him and removed his cover as the other celebs have. “They” have the power to do all of that. I don’t believe he’s “bi-polar” or whatever. I think we’ve seen one of his alters in that previous rant on the internet.
(BTW) I looked at one of Britney Spears’ interviews from a while back at Vigilante Citizen where they discuss in detail mkultra and monarch programming. Dang, one of Britney’s alters completely took over in the middle of the interview. It was one of the wildest things I’ve ever seen). Pardon me. I’m on a roll. Was up til late in the night last night reading page after page of that stuff.
So anyway, there’s something about CS that I like. Can’t put my finger on it right now. I do believe he’s a highly intelligent man and I agree with his beliefs about the 9/11 thing for sure.
Jan
Reply@jan or janica:
ReplyHave you been here? http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/sociopolitica/sociopol_mindconMKULTRA.htm#contents
The Trance-Formation of America is towards the bottom, if you haven’t read it…you should.
@Up the Coast:
ReplyThanks.
@jan or janica:
ReplyLet me just tell you “I’m sorry” now, because that shit WILL make you cry.
I can’t express the degress to which I DESPISE that show. I am glad Hugh Grant said no, because he seems to have a touch of class (maybe I’m delusional). I have tried to stomach it but i can’t. My BF says it makes me a man hater!!! I find the whole show repulsive. I hope Ashton drives it into the ground quickly and it is OVER.
***end of rant*****
Reply@sinker:
ReplyI’m not sure how much class Hugh G has, considering he was busted getting a BJ from a hooker, in his car. But I am sure that your opinion/dislike of a TV sit-com doesn’t make you a man hater.
who cares about the show???………. tv rots the mind ……… ashton needs to impregnate jennifer aniston ……….. demi moore should hook up with brad and help keep dragon in line……….. and angie and charlie sheen should move in together and have a reality show….. they would either sober each other up …….. or go out in a blaze of gross glory ……… we could show their demise to school children everywhere ………. ……….. ” see kids ,,, drugs are bad!!!!!” ………
Replyalec baldwin and kim basinger got a divorce……….. tom cruise and nicole kidman ……… got a divorce ……….. brad pitt and jennifer aniston ……… put it on hold ……….. the papers were filed …………… but ……………. they still see each other?????? ….and spend the night together???…. thats not divorced ………… ……… i have a feeling that their time is coming ………. and i wont be good for angelina …..or the kids
Replykutcher is a much better fit for the kabal of hollywood.
Replycharlie sheen wasn’t fighting with his big boy pants.
he has powerful enemies.
but don’t we all.
hi dream!
Reply@Up the Coast:
Replygreat site, thanx for posting it utc!
@angelooney whoreley:
Replysort of odd no?
i guess love can be an addiction like anything else.
lol
Reply@Up the Coast:
Hi again. Thanks again for that info. Me thinks you’ve created a monster. Lol. The entire book? Wow!
I wonder BTW if Ashton will be YELLING his lines on 2.5 men?
I’ll be present tonight at 10 p.m. for Ian’s show!!!!!!!!!!!! Got my cell phone alarm set – lest I get busy and forget.
ReplyRemember when erics dad asked kelso sarcasticly………..”" did your mom drop you on our head when you were a baby???” ………….. And kelso yells…………. “Y ES” ……… that was funny…………
Reply@angelooney whoreley:
ReplyDude….Sweet…
How’s this story an exclusive? Its been everywhere the past few days.
Reply@selfffrighteouswhore:
Replyhi hows ur day?
lol good name change btw
Reply@Dream:
Replymy day is ending nicely and my evening is shaping up nicely. the kids are bbq’ing outside.
@selfffrighteouswhore:
Replyyum
@jan or janica:
ReplyNo one was out to get him because of his views on 9-11. Charlie lifted his own curtain because he’s a self absorbed, over indulged drug addict. It doesn’t make his behavior OK just because “he hasn’t done anything that other celebrities haven’t”…..what kind of bs excuse is that anyway? He put the crazy out there on his own and now it can’t be put back. Remember, this is not just rumors but his own filmed actions and his own spoken words – no one had to make it up. The man is a danger to himself and those around him, especially his children. I have no patience for people like Charlie Sheen or those who excuse his poor behavior. People who tolerate and support that kind of behavior are the real downfall of society…..not some secret society (though I do agree they exist).
how are you 2day dream.
Reply@selfffrighteouswhore:
Replysounds very yum
@selfffrighteouswhore:
Replybeen bed days last couple but not bad besides that lol no real complaints.
@Dream:
Replyin the same vein as having ‘no real complaints’, mom used to tell us, ’somebody always has it worse’.
but i hope you feel better soon dream.
@selfffrighteouswhore:
Replybe up and around in no time.
perhaps secret societies or cabals are the reason charlie sheen and sooo many stars have a hidden pasts.
Reply@Dream:
good for you!
Reply@selfffrighteouswhore:
Replywho knows but they seem to think in a do as i say do not as i do way . like the masses are children and beneath them.
@selfffrighteouswhore:
Replycould you shoot me an email real fast? my addy is mybohemiandream@aol.com
@Dream:
Replyk
did u get?
Replysorry u went to spam took a min sent u an e
ReplyIan don’t you and your cult ever give up? You have been on the losing end of this Brangie relationship for 6 plus years. Don’t you know when to quit fool. Angelina has been in Germany today visiting the soldiers at Walter Reed Hospital and all you can talk about is whether she walks the red carpet with Brad. If she doesnt’t so fucking what. I have only seen one fucking couple who recently started dating walk the red carpet so far. Go hound the others them about their significant ones not walking the RC. You are nothing but a PRICK.. No one in their life will watch your stupid movie. . It will be at the bottom of the Nielsen charts, mark my words faggot.
Reply@meldoesn’tknowjackshit:
ReplyYou sound like such a lovely person. Your mother must be so proud of raising a homophobe.
ahem…
Replysorry, what channel is TV Guide Channel?…can’t find it
@clueless:
ReplyWhere are you? It might be a different channel, depending on your state/service.
@Up the Coast:
ReplyNY
it’s TVGN, right?
gonna search again
@clueless:
ReplyIDK…I’m in CA. Here, it’s channel 117.
@clueless:
ReplyWill this help? http://www.tvguide.com/channel/
@meldoesn’tknowjackshit:
ReplyPoor mel, that’s the problem isn’t it, no one ever is impressed enough to ‘mark your words’ about anything . . . you are as they say, just a lot of sound and fury that amounts to nothing to the people here. And now you’ve completed the ‘hater’ failure-journey, falling back on expletives and bigotry in a last, desperate attempt to provoke. Perhaps you should move on to a Bieber fan site and make fun of his hair, see if that gets you attention. Or hey, stick around, just realize your comments may as well be written in invisible ink.
Hey! Are there any bad language rules here?
Reply@jan:
ReplyNot that I noticed
Watching Ian now on TV Guide Channel, looks like it repeats in half an hour or so too.
ReplyWell I did get reaction out of you BItcH, didn’t I. Couldn’t help yourself eh fool.
ReplyI’m also watching the show right now! I’m really enjoying it Ian…You have a great voice, I like it.
Reply@Up the Coast:
Replythanks to all for your support – you all rock!!!!! Great weekend to everyone!!!!!
I’m watching your Charlie Sheen show as I type this, and it is excellent, first rate, just like your Jacko show was. Ian, you are WAY to intelligent for these Hollywood idiots. I agree with Jesse James, who was on Piers Morgan, saying Sandra Bullock is an ACTRESS, a lot of people BELIEVE what she said, and she is ACTING, and most of these people live in a pretend world that is just monumentally idiotic. I’m sure you know that by now. Please use your considerable talent with targets more worth your while, like politics (your book on Arnold was a great start). In Hollywood, they just drag you down to their level.
ReplyGreat show Ian! That Felony was a piece of work wasn’t she? She looked like she’d had a hit or two off the pipe! She also looked scared to take the polygraph so I wasn’t surprised she was unreliable. Sooooooo, what’s next? A show about how people will spend days, weeks and years discussing one particular couple and will believe almsot every wierd and wild thing said about them??? LOL Well, you’ve definitely got enough fodder for a show about THAT!! Congrats on a good show Ian!
Reply@meldoesn’tknowjackshit:
ReplyYou’re a class act. A real role model. I’m sure you get a lot of respect professionally and in your personal life.
Nicely balanced piece of work Ian, and above the usual coverage of Sheen by tracking down the drug dealer and incorporating the polygraph results. Plus, those animations are a trip! -IOTB
ReplyJust watched the show!! Great job Ian. It really is amazing what people can get away with these days. The following Sheen has for all his antics and the various type of media outlets available to put it out there for all to see, it’s really frightening what the public choses as entertainment. I was convinced he was on coke in most of the video footage and then he passed the drug tests. What’s up with that? Maybe it’s the years of drug use that show up in his verbal and physical skills.
Reply@rushdog:
Replyi’m humbled….you guys make me want to work harder to produce something better. I’m doing four of these specials, and I’m announcing here and now that Brangie will be no.4, and I ain’t holding back anything!!!!
@HisHighness:
ReplyI can’t wait for that one!
i like Bob.
Replyno holding back!
Reply@fffruitcup:
ReplyI just want to hug that cute little face of yours!!!!
great show can’t wait for the next one.
Reply@fffruitcup:
Replyuh-oh…you can’t change your avi now
I didn’t have access to the show with our local cable provider so will have to try to download it so I can see what you all are talking about.
You know how clues make sense later. There was a clue, can’t remember which riddle, but basically the story was one of revenge, a woman threw acid on her lover and her lover threw acid back. A similar story in The Daily Mail led me to the conclusion that the clue very likely is that both Aj and Bp have been scarred to the point of being unrecognizable (as we have seen through their pictures) because of their relationship.
Replymeldoesn’tknowjackshit:
Walter Reed Army Medical Center is located in Washington D.C., asshat.
Gawd you loons are as ignorant as your IDOL.
Jolie did her little “Look at ME, aren’t I the greatest woman alive” photo op at Ramstein Air Force Base, in Germany….now she is using our injured soldiers on a quest for her own PR.
Why is Brad still in L.A. with the twins?? Why didn’t he accompany the “love of his life” on her trip to Cambodia, or was with her in Cannes, while she was promoting her little bitty voice over part in a kiddie cartoon?? Why isn’t he flying to France until this weekend?? He sure the hell doesn’t seem to be there cheering her on anymore, in any of her endeavors…..and he seems not to want her anywhere near him…either. Brad has been tooling around L.A., in the last few months,like he’s a single guy….meeting up with his friends for dinners, going to concerts, attending weddings and other social events ALONE, taking off for a week at a time, TWICE in one month (February), made her stay in L.A., while he was filming Cogan’s Trade in New Orleans, in March……..that 3 day rule they had in the past, is caput.
Poor loons are going to have a meltdown, if Brad shows up for the premiere of his movie alone…..it’s not 100% certain, that SHE is even wanted there!!
ReplyI do have to disagree with Ian’s assertion that Sheen “loves” women. On the contrary, he is an EXTREME , EXTREME misogynist. From the Kelly Preston incident, to his short marriages to a model (only a few months), Denise Richards first put in her divorce papers his terrible mental cruelty to women, such as subjecting her to pictures of a dead Nicole Brown Simpson, saying Simpson got off of killing her, and he would too, violent, degrading language, to the still open jacknife the cops seized from Sheen in Aspen, CO, where Brooke Mueller said he wanted to kill her, Sheen is a classic misogynist. I’ve always believed he would be the white OJ, the next star with a dead woman associated with him.
ReplyIAN, I wanted to see your show tonight, unfortunately we had a bad storm come through at that time, and knocked out our cable and internet.
Will it be repeated again?
Replylol i still have not gotten to bed.
Replybut…. apparently it’s spreading sigh.
http://dlisted.com/2011/05/13/eva-longoria-topless-horse
@whatever:
Replyyes, it’s playing all weekend on TV Guide – just go to TV Guide’s website for times. Hope you’re ok after the storm.
Thanks IAN
I checked and it will be on again tomorrow at 4 pm…so I’ll catch it then….
Yea, we are all ok…electricity went out for about 45 mins..but it’s back on.
Thanks again!
ReplyAsshole Whatever, WALTER REED MEDICAL CENTER has a division in Germany you PRICK. FYI Jolie did not release any information. She went there alone and some of the soldiers family and people who were there started releasing photos on Facebook you IDIOT, Whilst Ian your idol was talking shit about somebody else on TV that nobody watch except you fools . Same as in 2009, go look it up, Jolie visited and brought giftbags and gave each soldier a gift card to BEST BUY FOR $1000 okay, and no one knew about it until months after when the family released the pictures. You are nothing but a jealous BITCH because none of you fanactics can compare to her. Talk smack all you like but Angelina is living her wonderful life to the fullest whilst you look on and be envious.
ReplyTo you HerHighness Ian you can tell all the raggedy stories you want about Brad and Angelina no one is listeninig except these NUTBAGS you have following you. Like your last book going down for the count this will be a big fail.
ReplyWHATEVER I stand corrected Angelina was indeed at Ramstein and not at the Walter Reed site does that mean my post is any less relevant? FYI its said in the same vein it was meant and you are still a BITCH.
Reply@meldoesn’tknowjackshit:
ReplyChildren and animals must flock to your kindness and warmth. You probably have a loving spouse, grateful children, and a wonderful extended support system. You exude love and self-confidence.
IAN – who are the subjects of 2 and 3?
ReplyYes Bob, take the speck out of your own eye before you look at mine. What is this with you people ?, you get to spew all of you hatefulness and hatred of persons you know and I can’t do the same. Thats not how it works. Well Angelina will not lower herself to this ridiculous gutter trash but I damn sure can.
Reply@meldoesn’tknowjackshit:… I’m impressed you corrected yourself. Maybe there is a good side to you. Too bad you need to use foul language in your communications though. It dilutes your message.
Reply@meldoesn’tknowjackshit:… no one else is talking gutter trash… only you.
Reply@meldoesn’tknowjackshit:
ReplyAll class all the time.
Well, I guess we now know that meljackshit not only is a liar but doesn’t even know what it’s talking about. So many stars photopraphed in Cannes but no one can find brad. Gwen Stefani/Gavin Rossdale and family were photographed arriving in cannes but no brangie. Maybe she left him behind to babysit while she went on a photo op with injured soldiers in a hospital. Or maybe she chained him to the bed so he couldn’t get away. Or maybe the truth is he’s just not there yet. Another angie lie. Explains why jackshit loves her so much. Birds of a feather…
ReplyI found this page on FF that talks about the gossip boy blind item on famewhore farrah and I thought some of the posters had interesting takes on this blind. Just a warning that some say they get viruses form this website. I haven’t experience it but other people have.
http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/board/gossip-boy-s-latest-blind-definitely-jolie-t283339-60.html
Reply@Guest2:
ReplyIt does! I haven’t clicked on FF in over a year because of all the viruses – last time I clicked on it my antivirus shut it down immediately and then I had to run a cleaner. It’s not a clean site for sure!!
@Up the Coast:
ReplyThanks! You gave me enough reading material for year. Scaaarrryyyy…
I’m having a lazy Saturday morning before I start running errands so have been looking at the pics of Cannes. I found this one of johnny Depp and Penelope Cruz and noticed the the difference in their chemistry versus the promo pics of the Tourist:
http://www.hellomagazine.com/celebrities/gallery/201105135406/penelope-cruz-johnny-pirates/1/4/
ReplyIt´s good to hear that Ian´s TV program was a succes. Congratulations. Ian! Unfortunately I couldn´t watch it in Sweden. We have a lot of extra TV programs but not TV Guide. After some time passed are you, Ian, permitten to show it on your homepage ?
Reply@Doubter:
ReplyVery good point. I don’t think CS really knows what love is though. In his messed up mind he may think he does…but he’s a narcissist, so for him it’s more likely he loves the way women/drugs make Him Feel, not the definition of love that we understand which is deeper and can sometimes include sacrificing something.
@Meg:
ReplyYour Welcome. It IS scary and once you read it…you cannot un-read it
So Guest 2 you haven’t seen Angie’s children so does that mean they aren’t there. She said her entire family is there and that includes Brad and her kids fool. She said they are spending a few days there before TOL premier, she has no reason to lie. Has she ever left her children or Brad for that matter for so many days, Never. She went to Germany did you see her. So stop talking out of your asshole.
Replyin OTTOWA I am speaking to THRASH so there is no need for decent language because thats all you Ignoramuses understand.
ReplyHas anyone seen Elephant? Feels like I haven’t talked to her in a while. LOL Missing my mind reading buddy.
Reply@Dream:
Replyi saw that dream. good lord.
at least she looks ashamed in the one foto i saw. lol.
if it is the same white horsey i hope it doesn’t get confused and think it has to be a fool for Ho again.
@Up the Coast:
Replyit’s back! just for you.
@meldoesn’tknowjackshit:
ReplyWho is THRASH?
@fffruitcup:
awwww….so cute!
ReplyThanks
I am speaking to you BOB and your fellow groupies here on this site. The whole lotta you are nothing but NASTY THRASH.
Reply@fffruitcup:
ReplyLOL what are these people thinking. i mean it’s not like it’s just one person with a camera on auto. it’s a whole team of makeup, hair people and dressers, photographer, assistants and whatever else. No one saw this looks sort of a little on the bestiality side?
@meldoesn’tknowjackshit: I think you should consult a dictionary regarding the use of the term thrash. What you said doesn’t make sense.
Reply@Dream:
Replyit is as if they are wanting us to harken back to a more carefree innocent jolie-inspired time, when lines were blurred and horses looked hawt.
@Up the Coast:
Replypinch my cheex.
@fffruitcup:
Replypinchy pinchy
@fffruitcup:
Replyyou’re so cute and cuddly…..yes you are
@Up the Coast:
Replyred panda likey likey. red panda might lick your neck.
no foto calls with jolie. that is in my contract.
Replywhile she was visiting whatever hospital…… and looking at the wounded men and woman with bandaged heads and missing limbs ……. did she tell hem how much she loves war …… ????? …….. how she teaches her children all about guns and violence ……….. and makes MOVIES that promote guns and violence and war ……… all the while she lines her pockets and shits all over the united states and thanksgiving …….. but at the same time she is using the 4th of july to try again to steal jonny depp………….. did she tell them about the bosnians and the serbs and how she tried her best to reignite that war????? ……. but failed ……. but she did manage to upset all the woman who had been victimised already ……………. she does not destroy her fellow woman one at a time anymore …….. its whole groups now…. its faster
Reply@angelooney whoreley:
Replygood one!
she is a charlatan.
the ambassador to REFUGEES (people with no home) ……………….. lives in a $40 million dollar chateau ……….. jackshit…………. please ………. please ……. explain that to me ………….
Reply@angelooney whoreley: There is no explanation for it other than the old saying, “Do as I say, not as I do.”
Replyi said please ………. twice
Replyill be back in one hour ………….
Reply@fffruitcup:
Good Call!!!
Reply@meldoesn’tknowjackshit:
ReplyJolie lies and you are as full of crap as your moniker. I think you should go THRASH yourself for all the lies you tell in her behalf. I won’t believe brad is there until I see pictures to prove it. I don’t believe her and I certainly don’t believe some nut job claiming to have inside info. She’s a big phony who is making an utter fool of herself promoting her role in a cartoon at one of the most prestigious film festivals in the world. Desperate much.
heres a giftcard to best buy ………. you can buy ipods for your whole family ………… so they dont have to listen to you scream in pain as you try to heal from being blown to bloody bits on the battlefield ………….. (fighting for our great country )………… (that angelina disparages at every opportunity)………… whered u go???? ………… dont wanna play???? …………… see folks ………….. if you want to get rid of a mosquito??? ………….. call a bigger mosquito……….
ReplyI posted this a few days ago on another clue. Thought I would put it here to squash some loon lies:
The French Riviera is the place to be this week, as movie stars flock to the 64th Cannes Film Festival on the Mediterranean in the south of France.
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are both expected to attend, for different films. Jolie arrives Thursday (along with Jack Black and Dustin Hoffman) for Kung Fu Panda 2. Pitt is due next Monday for The Tree of Life. The couple are expected to walk the red carpet together for his premiere.
This is coming from people.com, which is their magazine. He has let them know when he’ll be there.
Replyhes anywhere shes not…………… sniff
Reply@Pauly P:
ReplyI agree with you that People got their info from him and that’s why I don’t think he’s there yet despite what aj said (and the loon, of course).
I keep seeing pics of Ange popping up all over the world with that big door knocker hat on her head
ReplyBrad is NOT Angelina’s “family”. At most he is just her baby daddy. A co-parent. No matter what her tattoo on her arm states, she didn’t “adopt” him, nor is he her “legal husband”. That tattoo was nothing short of sending a message to Brad, that “you may not want ME, but you are not going to get away that easy, because we will always be connected because of these kids”. It was HER warning to him, that she isn’t going to go away quietly……that is why she made damn sure that her arm was photographed, in her UN photo-op…..
They co-parent 6 kids. Basically they “live” under the same roof. However, they haven’t been together romantically for over a year. Their relationship has boiled down to some contract arrangement signed at the end of 2009, where they show up at these premieres….to sell Brangelina, INC.
He wasn’t there in France with her. He won’t show up to Cannes until this weekend, at some point. I am sure that X-17 or some other blog site will have pictures of him either getting on a plane in L.A., or getting off the plane in France. He will make sure those pictures get out, to send the message that HE wasn’t there in France with her. That is how he rolls. He lets the pictures of him tell the REAL story, as he has done in the last 5 months….and as he did circa 2005. This is how he breaks it to the world, that he is no longer in a relationship. He does this passive aggressive crap, and lets the woman hanging, and leaves the woman to explain away the reason why the relationship is no longer.
Like TMZ stated, look a those pictures of them all together in New Orleans, and you will not see them like that for another 75 yrs…and IAN just reiterated the fact you won’t see these two together in public after Cannes. Did the “contract agreement”, end with Cannes 2011??
Reply@Guest2: Here here! Well said.
ReplyHere’s another pic of Johnny and Penelope. What a difference. With aj during TT promo he all but held up a silver cross to keep her away and I don’t think we ever saw him smile. Sorry, just amusing myself until I see some pics of bp in cannes.
http://www.eonline.com/photos/gallery.jsp?galleryUUID=6
Reply@Bob:
ReplyI’m sure she’ll be back to verbally thrash us again
@whatever:
ReplyEXACTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ………………
@Guest2:
Exactly Guest 2. He was telling the world, in the pictures that HE couldn’t stand Angelina. When asked what he thought of co-starring with Jolie in The Tourist, he said she is a “shockingly good mother”. Bwwaahhhaa…that is all he could muster up about his co-star. He couldn’t say anything about her acting abilities because he witnessed first hand that she CAN’T act! He will never do another movie with her again….that is a fact…and he made damn sure to let the studio know that he would NOT show up to the Japan premiere with her, that is why the studio told Jolie …….that she wasn’t needed, that Depp has the following there in Japan, NOT her….and HE was the one reason why The Tourist did a great deal of business Internationally…it was because of Depp and not Jolie, that saved that film…..internationally.
Reply@Guest2:
ReplyYou mean verbally THRASH us. Don’t forget the all caps!
This post is just a GARBAGE!!!
ReplyAlso, if Charlie Sheen treated blacks, or any other minority group, the way he treats women, he would NEVER work in Hollywood again, never mind anywhere else in the real world. The NAACP, etc. would be all over any company that dared hire him for anything. As his untreated drug/alcohol/misogyny only grows worse, plus his sense of entitlement to get away with ANYTHING grows stronger, I really fear a huge disaster, along the lines of OJ killing Nicole or Phil Spector killing Lana Clarkston.
Reply@Bob:
ReplyI forgot the caps. It may come back with reinforcements. Let’s not forget the dreaded S, I can’t even write it’s entire name out. We’ll be THRASHED from all sides.
@Astro:
ReplyWow, what’s with all the caps from you guys. Is this taught in troll training 101?
@Guest2:
This post is just a GARBAGE!!!
Reply@Astro:
ReplyWow, what’s with all the caps from you guys. Is this taught in troll training 101?
@Guest2:
ReplyA GARBAGE? Must be better than just garbage.
@Bob:
ReplyThey like their caps, don’t they?
SORRY FOR THE CAPS,…TRYING TO BE LOON LIKE…… but seriously saw the pics of JD and PC and thought how at ease they seemed..quite unlike JD and AJ…they seemed awkward to me. i dont’ think we’ll see BP and AJ in pics..maybe “stories” of them hanging out after the premiere….but no pics (cause it won’t happen)
Reply@Guest2:
ReplyAngry people tend to yell.
@WTF:
ReplyCould you repeat that please, I didn’t hear you
Well, good night all. I’m going to watch Ian’s movie on CS. Couldn’t stay awake last night.
Reply@meldoesn’tknowjackshit:
ReplyWalter Reed is in Washington DC. Just the facts ma’am. How many other facts of yours are off? Just sayin’.
Whatever happened to Jon Voight? He was in a Jane Fonda Vietnam anti-war movie “Coming Home”, I think he won the Academy Award, now he’s a right wing nut.
ReplyWhere’s Mel?! I’m having fun reading responses to this person’s posts… I want more! Mel, where are you?
Reply@Up the Coast:
ReplyYup, I was on it all day yesterday… more to follow. BTW, have you seen this page… scroll down… I love how it was ‘casually’ dropped into a story on Madonna LOL http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1387247/Cannes-2011-Madonna-pulls-King-Edward-VIII-Wallace-Simpson-movie-out.html
@Meg:
Reply“Velly interesting.”
just for fun…jen and adam movie Just Go With It became the biggest gross movie of Adam in overseas market surpass The Grown Up..Congrat!!!
ReplyLooking forward for Th Horrible Bosses…finger cross it will be a good decent performer..
are anybody notice how AJ recently dress up more like a good house wife?..where the feisty AJ?..she seem to lose her mojo…she seem to be more like her late mum style..maybe the motherhood really change her?? and all the rumour of her hot affair with another men and women just to spice up her image again?….anyway..we wait and see the show in monday..some pitt porn..there will be ass grabbing and full on PDA? lets make a bet….he..he..anyway a happy pose its better than a sad one..so either its fake or truth not so much matter..its all show business…
ReplyIt must be pretty embarassing to be connected with her. That’s probably why she doesn’t have friends.
One side comment about the video that was posted day ago where she and JB were being interviewed together: I found it really awkward when JB was trying to help her answer questions. And then there was a pic which i found really odd where DH was putting his ahnd on her back, it just looked like he was worried for her.
http://www.celebitchy.com/156523/angelina_jolie_in_a_beige_belted_sack_for_the_cannes_kfp_2_photo_call_cute/
Makes you sort of feel bad for her, but then you read the blurb that Meg posted and you realize that there are way too many negative stories to leave it all to propoganda by the media. She is probably a douche and she has effed over alot of people in her lifetime. Time will tell if that opinion of her changes. She has her loons to support her for life so she will nevr be alone.
Reply@siska:
ReplySeriously. The beige dress and beige heels are totally conservative. Seems very phony and a far cry from this version of her:
http://i.huffpost.com/gen/187481/ANGELINA-JOLIE-STAR-MAGAZINE.jpg
@Pauly P:
ReplyHoffman looks like he don’t want to be near her and the holey one looks like she is offering the panda a bj.
@inOttawa:
ReplyAssume you are talking about meljackshit…maybe it got tired of talking to THRASH. Maybe it’s gone to Cannes to hunt down bp and drag him out for a photo op to prove to THRASH that he’s really there. He/she/it has been the only loon around lately other than Astro who is doing automated responses in caps. Maybe the other loons have been busy in Cambodia, Cannes and Germany.
HRH, I finally watched the documentary on CS. It was very good. But how is it that a man whose drug use is such an open secret gets away with it and the authorities look the other way? A sad story considering he is the father of 5 children. I wonder if he’ll ever get it together before he OD’s.
ReplyYou idiots and all your wishful thinking. I certainly don’t know which photographs you v’e been watching. I see Jack Black and Dustin all over Angelina. They have nothing but nice things to say about her. You people are so vengefultowrds Angelina that you skew every picture and every soundbite to suit your own needs. If Angelina was not above reproach noo one in Hollywood would want to work with her. As I see it everybody is clamoring to work with her and any one who does sings her praises. So you can tell your litlle BLACK HEARTS thats not the case but you know you lying. Angelina will be producing a film on Winston Churchill and she’s already got Anthony Hopkinks and Dean Sempler to commit to their roles. She may even be directing this project. If she were all these things you people say she is I doubt whether she would be able to convince the great Anthony Hopkins to work for her. So continue your delusions nimrods. You can eat Angelina’s caca. Have a NASTY DAY COCKROACHERS.
Reply@meldoesn’tknowjackshit:
ReplyWhat a little ray of sunshine! What’s a cockroacher? Eloquent and intelligent as always.
Guest 2 I am very glad you are worrying about me but guess what it sometimes get very tedious responding to 2 year old RETARDS. Unlike all of you Basement grannies I do have a job. You have me unti 2 pm as I leave for work on the evening shift. I will tell my paients about you psychos who need to join them stat in the psych ward. I am not able to post fom the hospital because I have no intention of losing my job on account of you assholes, so if I am not tired tonight when I get home, I will join you loonies as I see you miss me.
Reply@Bob:
ReplyOops. I meant to say what’s a COCKROACHER?
Bob, I am not in grade school so no need to correct my spelling. You got the drift of my message right COCKROACH.
Reply@meldoesn’tknowjackshit:
ReplyI’m sure you’re a wonderful caregiver. Your patients are lucky to have you consulting them on their mental well-being.
I know, don’t you just love it Bob. I can get you committed don’t worry. Where should I send the ambulance to get you . I hope you have an address even if its at the corner of some steet.
Reply@meldoesn’tknowjackshit:
Reply… yup! You truly don’t know “jackshit”! ha! Keep it coming dirty mouth – highly entertaining!
Stinking foul smelling mouth inOttawa, tell me pretell what do you know ? Keep quiet if you know nothing and have nothing decent to say. Should I get you committed alongside BOB?.
Replythats why shes obsessed with poop …….. shes a nurses aide …………
Reply@inOttawa:
ReplyI’ve heard there may be a growing epidemic of self-prescribing doctors.
Whats wrong in being a nurse’s aide. At least I have a job. I am not begging at the street corners like you and looking all unkempt and smelling like a dead rat like you angelooney.
Reply@meldoesn’tknowjackshit:
ReplyThere is nothing wrong with being a nurse’s aide. Everyone does their part in this world. But you shouldn’t go threatening to commit people to psychiatric hospitals. Nurse’s aides don’t have that kind of pull anyway.
@meldoesn’tknowjackshit:
ReplyI wasn’t really worried about you, jackshit, as I’m sure the asylum takes very good care of its inmates. But surely you know that a patient in a psych ward can’t get anyone committed so I’m sure neither Bob nor the RETARDS have much to worry about. I think it’s swell that they give you “free time” for occupational thereapy with the asylum’s computer but don’t you think your time would be better spent researching MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER than ranting and raving over your fantasy idol? I just had a thought…..maybe the psych ward is where you met the queen of the world, hmm.
so i was right ?????? did i say anything disparaging about nurses aides????? ,…………. focus ………. pay attention ……………….. is a great job for people who LOVE poop ………..
Reply@joanne:
http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/ang_jolie_kung_fu_3_wenn3336667.jpg
joanne, that is exactly why i was laughing wheni saw the pic. panda reminds her of her favorite white horse and hoffman looks like he is thinking, ‘oh not this again!’
Replyi smell like a dead rat????? …………. im unkept???? ……………… seriously …………… thats the best you could do??? ………… one more chance ………… you have my full attention ………….. try again
ReplyAnyone can make a referral to have some one commited. Wheter they deemed you eligible for commitment is up to the psych doctors. I know you loons including angelooney no pun intended, BOB and Guest 2 will have no touble getting admitted. My verbal history of you will send them running to get you all wth the shackles and straight jacket.
Reply@meldoesn’tknowjackshit:
ReplyI’m sure your employers would be equally impressed with your homophobic remarks and potty mouth.
jackshit ……. you scream all about angies chariy work soooo …….. explain to me the $600,000 donation promised to cambodia in 2004 ……….. that was promised over and over ………….. and dangled like a carrot until 2009 ……… when a note was delivered ………. A NOTE ,………… saying ……….. angelina jolie in all her wisdom has decided this money would be better spent on a diffrent project at a later date ……. angelina will let you know ………. google it…… the money was finally delivered in 2010 …… and publicized heavily …… what nobody mentioned was cambodia had been begging for the promised money for SIX YEARS …………….. is this charity ????? ……….. i think not
ReplyWell, inOttawa, you asked and it came in all its blazing crazy. I hope you come visit me in the looney bin when it has me committed. I did this for your amusement, you know
Gotta run out now. Se y’all later. Maybe we’ll have a brad sighting.
ReplyAngelooney, Angelina charity works speaks for itself. Don’t bother me with such drivel. When you have something of consequence or legitimate to query of then holla me back, until then piss off.
Replywill you be dictating our histories to your secratary??? ……. while your hands are busy cleaning some innocent elderly persons crack????? ,……….. WEAR GLOVES ………. be gentle
ReplyYou have a nice day too Mel and please be kinder to your patients that you are here. And please remember, angie is just an actress with lots of money and she doesn’t care about you.
Replywill you be dictating our histories to your secratary??? ……. while your hands are busy cleaning some innocent elderly persons crack????? ,……….. WEAR GLOVES ………. be gentle ,………. nurses aide is a very imporant job ………. people like jackmirabisaddiah ……….. should not be doing it …….. your not supposed to save the poop and take it home …….
Reply@Guest2:
…thanks Guest2, it has been hilarious! I have a pretty good idea what kind of person we are dealing with… evidently there are a lot of insecurities and anger at play.
Cheers and enjoy your Sunday, folks!
Reply“Don’t bother’ -us- ‘with such drivel. When you have something of consequence or legitimate to query of then holla’ -us- ‘back, until then piss off.”
Replyso fake charity work is cool with you ????? ………. no wonder you are in love with angie ………. she is the queen of fake charity work ……. and did you know the number one clause in actors contracts nowadays is “will not work with angelina jolie” ……….. angie does something nobody else has ever done …….. she screws with your family and homelife …………… and my last question you dodged was this???? how is it the ambassador to refugees (people with no home) ………… lives in a forty million dollar chateau ….???? yeah ………..i can tell how much she cares ………..
ReplyCHARITY WORK DOES SPEAK FOR ITSELF …..THANK YOU ………. thats the first smart thing you have said ……………………. proud of you ….
ReplyI guess Aishwarya is the darling of Cannes this year. Lot’s of pictures and articles listed under an image search of Cannes 2011. I would not have guessed her but she sure is beautiful.
Replywhen the red cross says ….. angie gave us money ……… i say ………. cool …….. when the salvation army says ……. angie gave us money …… i say ……. cool ……………………. WHEN ANGIE AND CADLEY SCREAM TO ALL THE SHOWBIZ SIGHTS “LOOK AT ALL THE MONEY WE GAVE LOOK AT ALL THE MONEY WE GAVE LOOK AT ALL THE MONEY WE GAVE ………… thats fake
ReplyI saw that too Dream. She’s a lovely woman. Also did you see Penelope Cruz in photos with Johnny Depp? She’s so beautiful and I love that midnight blue form fitting gown. She’s got even more curves since having her baby with hubby Javier Bardem. And Johnny? Ahhhhhhhhh. What a man. He’s as gorgeous inside as he is outside. I so admire him for taking a year from filming to be with his ill daughter Lilly. Loved him in his Cap’t Jack Pirate’s films, but he was so touching in a Charlie Chaplin way in Edward Sissorhands. He’s an A+ actor.@Dream:
ReplyI would like to clean you crack Angelooney and let you see how gentle I can be. I would ram that rubber glove right up your smelly ass as far as as it would go and when you begin yelping in pain I would just smile and walk away
Reply@Patty Anne:
ReplyI wasn’t aware Johnny’s daughter was ill. And yes I saw PC she’s stunning, beautiful dress.
is that how you treat your residents???? that is a criminal statement ………… elder abuse …….. not funny …. and you put it on the internet from your personal computer ………… OMG
Reply@Meg:
ReplyCool! It’s about time somebody stands up to her. Team Paradis
Just found this and wanted to post it before I leave. Angie’s been busy in cannes.
http://www.variety.com/article/VR1118037069?refcatid=3628&printerfriendly=true
ReplyThis is my last post before I leave for my JOB. I would love to inform you Haters that my girl MS ANGELINA JOLIE’S MOVIE with the original tiltle of IN THE LAND OF MILK AND HONEY has just picked up a US DISTRIBUTOR in the form of FILM DISTRICT. The movie will be released on Deceber 23 rd just in time for the holiday season. Go Angelina. The haters are all creaming in their panties even Ian HerHighness.. You know jack shit about Angelina . All the many months of gossiping about the synopsis and even the name of the movie when you know nada. Angelina has proven the haters DEAD WRONG once again. This news was announced in Cannes today. YIPPIE.
Replyhi dream. @Dream:
Replyoh wow i know. she is something else.
i saw an interview she did for ‘heroine’. i loved what she was wearing. and her shoes.
the one shouldered taupe gown was gorgeous. http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xio9ir_aishwarya-backstage-with-loreal-cannes-2011_shortfilms (is she wearing lots of taupe at cannes?) that color is so hot right now.
@Patty Anne:
ReplyI didn’t know JD’s daughter was ill either.
do you abuse the helpless residents at your job?????? ………….. go ahead and run away …….. hopefully your boss will notice your abusive attitude and start watching you a little closer …….. i know you cant hide it for very long ……. kinda like angie ……. see you tomorrow tho ……. try to get a little smarter by then …….. but if all you want to talk about is poop ??? …….. we could do that too ………..
Reply@fffruitcup:
Replylol I have never kept up with fashion much but if it’s not i would be impressed, I like to see celebs that know how to not follow the crowd and just wear what looks good on them. Have their own style I guess. It sets them apart and makes them more noticeable.
I never followed PC much but lately she seems to be everywhere and she is a stunner. I guess she matured well. LOl nice to see a celeb that did.
the war rape movie????? ………… sounds entertaining
Replya barrel of fun …..
Replyhaving sex with jennifer is what screwed it up with angelina…… not dinner with courteney ……. that article backhandedly says …….” brad and jen dont speak” ……….. bullshite …….. jen might be playing hard to get …… cuz she knows brad the best ……..
ReplyWe need to find out where this freak ‘o nature lives and works!!! I wouldn’t want her near any of my loved ones, would any of you?
Reply@Guest2:
ReplyShe stole the title! She’s a liar and a thief
just the thought of jackshit …… manhandling some helpless old person right now…. has really sucked the fun out of this ……………………. shit
Reply@angelooney whoreley:
ReplyYep…She’s a funsucker, just like her idol
wow …….. i never thought blogging had a hazard ……. you might piss off someone who has to go to work and do something involving the elderly or kids or animals ……. i feel bad …….. shes in a bad mood at her job right now because i argued with her …………. thats heavy ………….. god ….. she sucks
Replyi need more ammo …………… i cant argue with someone who only talks about poop …………. i want to hear views and opinions and how she came to those opinions and them i will tell the same ……. and it will be fun and everbody will laugh and laugh …….. farts are funny ……. poop is not
Reply@angelooney whoreley:
ReplyLOL I tried asking her that too. She refuses to have a normal conversation so I just no longer read anything she has to say. Not worth it trying to talk sense to a Pin Head.
i should have said …… i want to know her views and opinions and then i will tell her why she is wrong ……..
ReplyPeople in the real world don’t go to see Jolie’s films, WHEN WAS HER LAST HIT FILM, and don’t buy into her PR machine. Since her films don’t make any money, as Rupert Everett said about Jennifer Aniston, how long will Hollywood subsidize losing films, simply because they “like” the star the movie going public has rejected?
Replygotta go with friends for bbq sandwiches……. be back later ………. somebody tell jackshit and angie what friends are ………
Reply@angelooney whoreley:
ReplyFarts are funny
@Doubter:
ReplyPray tell, Who are seeing her movies. PEOPLE in the imaginary world? Lol. Like this place where you live and fantasize they have broken up. lol
@meldoesn’tknowjackshit:
Do you know who one of the partners are in FILM DISTRICT is?? Graham King. Because NO other studio would buy it, to distribute it, not even Brad Pitt’s BFF Brad Grey (Paramount) or Jolie’s bestie Amy Pascal (Sony), so Graham King is on the line for the whole thing, helping financially with producing it, and then with distribution costs……if this little movie doesn’t make money or is ripped apart by reviews and critics, I highly doubt that Graham will continue to do business in the future with one Angelina Jolie.
ReplyAnother thing, who is going to want to see a war movie, with women being raped at CHRISTMAS TIME??
That is the worst time to have this type of movie released!
Reply@whatever:
Replyis that when her movie is coming out? YIKES!!
@Dream:
Yes…it is supposedly going to be released on December 23rd….two days before Christmas.
Reply@whatever:
ReplyTotally weird timing! But I don’t understand why the movie being picked up from him for distribution is big news. Wasn’t he the one who originally announced the movie would begin filming?
http://m.people.com/newsitem.rbml?item=20415579&feed=2%5Burl%3DdlUrl%5D&dlUrl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.people.com%2Fpeople%2Fmediarss%2Fmobile%2Farticle%2F0%252C%252C20415579%252C00.xml
@whatever:
ReplyI put that question to google…and came across A Serbian Film, which sounds horrific. I’ll bet joLIE’s seen it twice!
her movie about serbia and bosnia is called ” in the land of milk and honey ???……… in a place that has millions of starving people and inhumane atrosities????? …………….. heres a better title …”in the land of the loons we are gonna shit on christmas now “”"………….. or …………. ” crappy depressing movie from the mind of a disturbed evil woman” ………….. im just mad im gonna have to sit through it …………. ist okay ….. im out of ambian and im sick of the tourist ………..
Replywhatever said on May 15th, 2011 at 5:09 pm .
“……if this little movie doesn’t make money or is ripped apart by reviews and critics, I highly doubt that Graham will continue to do business in the future with one Angelina Jolie.”
That’s a little extreme don’t you think? The film’s budget is rather small so even if it makes no money the loss won’t be devastating to anyone. I also believe King co-financed the film so it won’t all fall on his shoulders. In any event I cannot imagine that anyone those involved in this project did it thinking it will make much of a profit, if any profit. Perhaps King wanted to and was the best entity to distribute it and that is why he is doing so. It’s a complicated business and pulled-out-of-thin-air speculation doesn’t add much to the conversation. If this movie is not all that great then I hope Jolie will try again – everyone has a first and lack of immediate success shouldn’t stop them from trying again. I am heartened to see more women movie into serious directing. In my book they are allowed to fall and get back up.
Reply@angelooney whoreley:
I read on another site her movie is titled ‘In the Land of Blood and Honey’, but I like your alternate titles better Angelooney
Ian, I saw your movie this weekend on TV Guide channel and loved it. LOL at Felony and the drug dealer guy. It was very entertaining. Cannot wait for the others you have lined up, especially the one about Brangelina. Keep us posted. Hope all the non loon posters are doing well. I have not commented on here in like forevah
Reply@Evil Kitty:
Yes. It is blood and honey – a rather sad translation of the meaning of the word Balkans and its even sadder history.
ReplyI wouldn’t worry about meljackshit hurting patients because I doubt he is really a nurse’s aid. I think he is paid by AJ’s people to come onto these blogs and sing her praises. He/she no sooner leaves than the others come out. And isn’t it strange that we’ve been talking for a couple of days about how she’s foolishly promoting herself over a supporting role in a cartoon and the next thing you know an article comes out in Variety during the Cannes Film Festival announcing her film opening in December. I think they watch what people are saying (not just on this board) and then respond accordingly. I believe it’s all carefully orchestrated to keep her name out there and making her look important. I could be wrong but Ian has said that she reads this site especially on Mondays so that’s my take on it for what it’s worth.
By the way, I wasn’t trying to denigrate KFP2. It takes a lot of very talented people to make a movie like that and I’m not talking just about the voiceover actors. It’s her pretentious talk about the “film” and her trying to steal the limelight from Jack Black and Dustin Hoffman that is so annoying . Every freakin’ thing needs to be about her.
ReplyAwww the meeting place is empty.
Brad and Angie had dinner at one of their favorite spots on Sunday. Looking very much the Couple they are Beautiful and together.
I guess Ianknowsshit forgot to leave you all a clue to fingure that one out. or maybe his sources for info on this couple too the night off.
He really has trapped you all here. He has no other celebrity news and even when he does that thread becomes all about the JPs. How do you run a site when it only talks about 2 people.
I think he is keeping you all here while he ventures off and does other things. He must really be mad at you all for not making his books successful the way you all made him think you would or could. I think he is getting revenge and getting it well..
OK.. RC tomorrow. I’m sure you all will be glued to the set watching too. LOL as if you could resist.
ReplyAccording to FF, Brad has arrived in Cannes.
ReplyExcuse me, but the title ” In The Land Of Milk and Honey” is not an original title Angie used but taken from a book:
The Land of Blood and Honey
The Rise of Modern Israel
Martin van Creveld
Thomas Dunne Books, August 2010
ISBN: 978-0-312-59678-1, ISBN10: 0-312-59678-2,
6 1/8 x 9 1/4 inches, 368 pages, Includes four maps,
Hardcover $26.99 Buy other sellers
@meldoesn’tknowjackshit:
ReplyOOps, Should read The Land Of Blood and Honey. ( I was attempting to get the visual of MDKJS’s hand going up someone’s pooper)
ReplyYikes….to include at the end, OUT OF MY HEAD. Oy Vey@Patty Anne:
ReplyDinner for TWO…For me, There is nothing irreparable There…Don’t panic Folks….Be Cannes Show for them. Poor Ian!!!!
http://www.accesshollywood.com/the-latest-star-sightings_gallery_1259
ReplyGood, then he finally left High Wycombe, Buckinghamshire in the UK where he’s been since Friday. Angie should be back from Germany about now, can’t chance Brad getting away now, not with the lure of the red carpet ahead. LOL@liv4:
Reply@Patty Anne:
ReplyI’m sure the holey one can smell the sweat of the paps clicking around her making her the center of attention.
Actually, it doesn’t look like they are alone at the restaurant. He’s talking to a blond woman and a guy with boobs is with them.
http://justjared.buzznet.com/photo-gallery/2544303/angelina-jolie-brad-pitt-tetou-twosome-01/
Reply@Guest2:
There’s not speculation here. THE FACT: They are together, despite of Ian’s posts, They look stronger than ever, Currently Ian doesn’t have any point against them…..My POINT: FACT, FACT, FACT!!!
ReplyI have no idea who these people are but this is the cutest picture.
Replyhttp://justjared.buzznet.com/photo-gallery/2544068/emily-browning-max-irons-finchs-quarterly-cannes-dinner-02/
@Astro:
The point your identifying is the one growing out of your head, you trolling unicorn. Ian has been telling us that they will be pictured together, so that actually supports his claims. Time for another tic tac. Saw pics of them here:
http://celebrity-gossip.net/angelina-jolie/photo/brad-pitt-angelina-jolie-10
Some inital observations:
Reply1. He is now shown talikng or looking at her. Most pics he is walking infornt of her.
2. She is holding a new LV bag (Her affiliation there may be true).
3. She looks totally spaced out. JMO, but I wonder if the irrepareable is her mental state. She has looked like a space cadet since all this speculation began in Feb. I saw an interview with her from July 2010 and she seems normal (the truth of what she was saying was questionable, but thats for another discussion). She is being led around like am imbecile. Time will tell I guess.
@Pauly P:
Continue denying the REALITY…YOU ARE JUST BLABLABLABLABLA!!!
Reply@Patty Anne:
ReplyThere’s a whole lotta creepy visuals to keep track of, isn’t there?
@Pauly P:
The only UNICORN here is IAN. The rest of the bloggers have recognized the FACTS.
BIG NIGHT for the Couple in CANNES!!!
ReplyShe looks zoned out and whats with Pitts hair? I guess the tought of food bummed her out.
ReplyYou mean it’s a big night for BRAD.
ReplyThat should say thought of food.
Reply@Up the Coast:
NO for BOTH OF TWO, I mean, BIG NIGHT FOR ANGELINA AND BRAD!!!
Reply@Astro:
ReplyYes, they are together now but I believe he just got to Cannes and hasn’t been there all along. It doesn’t really matter. He’s there now and I believe they’ll walk the RC together for his movie. They may even be together as a couple, I really don’t know. If they are that’s wonderful, they do have six children together. But I do know that angie does not look healthy. To me she looks totally spaced out like she’s sedated or heavily medicated and brad appears to be leading her along. DH looked like he was holding her up in the photo with the panda bear. She’s looked that way in every interview and photo we’ve seen of her this year. Very different woman from a year ago. You can say whatever you will (in caps most likely)but pictures and video don’t lie. Something is dramatically different with her and with their relationship. It’s not the king and queen living the fairytale romance that some would like us to believe.
@Astro:
ReplyAnd what’s so big about the night? The went out to dinner, for crying out loud. It wasn’t their coronation. What I’d really like to know is did she eat!
@Guest2:
HAHAHAHAHA…You have 05 years telling the same thing!!!…Your beloved IAN gave them 18 months to BREAK UP, Wrote a BOOK, which resulted a TOTAL FAILURE!!!…Come on!!!…You have a FAIRYTALE, your FAIRYTALE is THE BREAK UP….SHAME on YOU!!
Reply@Guest2:
ReplyIT’S A BIG NIGHT FOR THEM BECAUSE THEY WENT OUT TO DINNER AND THEY’VE NEVER DONE THAT BEFORE
@Astro:
ReplyAND SHAME ON YOU FOR YOUR LIES. NO ONE BELIEVES YOU, HEAR?
@Up the Coast:
ReplyTHANKS, BUT DID SHE EAT?
Slight tangent: did anyone else see that AJ’s bosnia movie is scheduled to be released on 12/23? That’s a release date typical of a film with Oscar hopes. That seems like hubris, picking such a date.
ReplyWHY ARE WE YELLING?????
Reply@Guest2:
ReplyShe probably got to full from her water
@Up the Coast:
Replytoo I meant. too full from her water……with the lemon…
LOL.. I knew the crew would run here to post about the outing.
Angie looks amazing.. there are paps flashing camera’s in their faces.. but of course she looks “out of it to you” because she always looks “out of it ” to you people here. At least she and Brad are not covering their faces like children caught making out. You all said the same thing a couple of years ago. Angie was MIA in Cannes and they had broken up.. Well 3 years later you are saying the same things in the same place.
Wow. 3 years of your lives have been here spouting off the same claims of the break up. Brad going back to Aniston. Aniston having that baby. Brad leaving.. taking the :white kids.. LOL. Again 3 years later and you could switch the conversations and they would be exact same.
That is really sad. on so many levels. And yes it was a BIG deal because you all make it such. And Angie is a gorgeous woman. She will always be that.. INside and OUT.
OH and don’t you love how they always hold hands.. Swoon.. just very sweet..
Reply@happylurker:
well, there ya go 
Reply@Up the Coast:
Where were you the recent years?????….In Saturn????
Reply@Up the Coast:
ReplyWe should become trolls. We’ve got the yelling thing down pat now. I wonder if it pays enough to give up the day job.
@Astro:
ReplyUranus…
@Up the Coast:
I Know, any planet but no in The Earth!!!
Reply@Up the Coast:
ReplyLOLOLOLOL.
@Guest2:
Fantasy is part of the job…right?
ReplyMaybe if we were talking “charlie sheen” kinda money
@Up the Coast:
HA HA HA..totally was thinking the same thing!!!
ReplyDon’t cry Babies, I knew that When Brangelina would be in CANNES, it would be very hard for You!!!
ReplySo where are the kiddies? Do they live in the U.S. or in France?
ReplySorry. Do they live in the U.S. or in FRANCE?
Reply@Bob:
Replylol
@Patty Anne:
Replythat was funny …………it was my pooper……….. my son used to call it his ‘turd cutter” ………..
@Bob:
ReplyThey seem to live out of a suitcase!
@Up the Coast:
Replyhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaaaaaaaaaaaa……………. that was funny
@Astro:
ReplyAu contraire. We’ve been waiting to see them in cannes so we could scrutinize their every move and pick apart their interaction and all that good stuff. Brad kept us waiting a long time for the show but now we’ve had our pickfest and tomorrow we’ll have it again on the RC of his movie. Life is good.
@Astro:
Replyvery hard for brad too ……. sniff
Pupils – in the close up picture they look big again.
ReplyLOL, I’ve heard it called lots of things but that one was a first. @angelooney whoreley:
Replyplace your bets now …….. how many buttgrabs on the red carpet??? ……… i wonder if they have it in writing ???,…………
ReplyDoes bp’s face look different to anyone else. For some reason now he reminds me of JD. Maybe it’s just the pics.
Reply@Dream:
ReplyDream, I think it’s the glasses. I’ve never seen bp in anything other than sunglasses. I was just googling pictures of Johnny Depp to see if they’re the same kind of glasses but haven’t found anything. Poor DP, first john Mayer and now brad are trying to copy his look. He looks really cute (and young) with the short hair.
@Guest2:
That’s Depp, not Pitt looking cute. Pitt looks like his usual greasy self.
Reply@siska:
Replyhi siska!
@Guest2:
Replygot ya. lol i agree, pitt needs to wash that nasty hair.
@Dream:
ReplyAlice, go through the looking glass and tell me what you think. Going to bed now. Nite all.
@Guest2:
Replynight
hi dream
ReplyWow! Lots of activity last night! Thanks for the link to the photo of their “BIG NIGHT”!! I guess that settles it, we’ve been proven WRONG. This means they are indeed a happy couple…. right. Even I am not that naive!!
Brad Pitt is turning into some 2-dimensional character sporting a “unwashed mogul” look. He reminds me a bit of Aristotle Onassis and Jack Nicholson – just that look, but unwashed and unkempt. He is just too young to go there so I find that unfortunate and then the greasy long hair is absolutely disgusting – I am tempted to write “imo” but I have to think it is “ieo” – in everyone’s opinion! What is his thing? It’s not like he’s not making an effort to have a look (a la Jaoquin Pheonix a few years ago) — it must take a long time to get a jar of grease in your hair and to smooth that back and he does look like he shaves and cares about wearing jewellery… so there is attention paid to this look. Still, ICK.
ReplyStop lying inOttawa. The man looks mighty fine. Just so as not to give the man his props you go out of way to be negative. Eveybody and their Mama knows this man is smoking hot. So he is wearing his hair slicked back so what. Does that mean he hasn’t washed his hair? All it means is that he added gel /grease after washing because it looks just fresh and thats the look he was going for.
Reply@inOttawa:
ReplyHe reminds me of Jack Nicholson too. I saw a photo of him from the premiere of his movie but I didn’t see any of AJ with him on the carpet. Maybe he went solo.
@Guest2:
Really????….I don’t know Why I don’t believe you!!!!….HAHAHAHAHA.
ReplyThere is an album by the band ministry entitled, “The Land of Rape and Honey.” There is also an episode of Californication with the same title.
Again, Brad Pitt not wearing a wedding band on his right hand at the photocall today (without AJ). I don’t think he wore one last night either and I haven’t seen him wear one in a while.
Reply@angelooney whoreley:
????????
Replyhttp://justjared.buzznet.com/2011/05/16/brad-pitt-cannes-tree-of-life/
ReplyWow, they are calling the film Tree Of Mess in Canne. Brad wearing all white looked like he was attempting to make himself invisable with the rest of the cast after the filming, but those glasses? WHAT was he thinking? Joan Rivers sold those frames (leopard print) on QVC last month – for women! No wonder Melick only makes one film every two decades or so, it was booed and hissed in the theater and described as a totally narcissistic view of Malick’s view of his childhood. Say What?? Oh! I get it, Brad financed this disaster because to him it seemed to be A.R.T. Shhhhhhhhh, just pretend he truly is invisable in that white suit with white accessories.
One review reads:
Entertainment Weekly:
It can be daunting to describe Terrence Malick’s “The Tree of Life,” but scattered audience members at its first screening in Cannes needed only one syllable: boo.
The many supporters of the movie pushed back with counter-applause, but it was a shocking way for the movie to debut.
“The Tree of Life” is an elegiac litany of images and memory-like scenes more than a traditional narrative,. In brief, it’s the origin of time and infinity through the lens of one troubled, 1950s-era Texas family. It stars Brad Pitt and Jessica Chastain, though they share copious screen time with evolving galaxies, nebulae, and surreal, symbolic representations of the world beyond.
Well, another year with no Osacr is view.
Reply@Patty Anne:
Replyits one thing to be a hot mess, he just looks like a mess – and is it just me or is he starting to look like mickey rourke
@WTF:
ReplyYes! Cross between Rourke and Nicholson. Kind of scuzzy. But the hair is for the movie Cogan’s Trade, isn’t it?
Wow, those pictures of Brad are unbelievable. He wore sneakers and a white undershirt to a photocall for his movie. He’s a slob and he looks like a drug dealer. Just gross. Jessica Chastain is a very pretty woman but that dress looks like it was made from her grandmother’s chenille bedspread. Are there pictures of brad on the red carpet? I couldn’t find any.
ReplyA cross between Bardem and Presley. I wonder if we will still get Pittporn? I will feel cheated if we don’t.
Reply@WTF:
I was thinking he’s got the Don Johnson Miami Vice look but Don Johnson did it much better:
http://www.fanpop.com/spots/miami-vice/images/784292/title/don-johnson-sonny-crockett-photo
Reply@Guest2:
ReplyMaybe those are the red carpet pics. No brangie, what a disappointment. Maybe she was too STRUNG OUT to join him. Still think they’re together, loons?
@Guest2:
Replyred carpet has not started yet i don’t think…those are from the photo call…..there was an advance showing…think the actual redcarpet and screening is soon?
@Guest2:
If you stop mumbling for one second and read what is actually going on you would know those are not red carpet pics. They are from the photo call and press. He can dress however he wants for a photo call. Dustin wore sneakers, Jack Black wore Jeans and sneakers. Why are the rules different for Brad?
As for Angie being too STRUNG OUT to join him, well, you seem to be the one who is strung out since you can’t differentiate between a photo call/press conference and an actual red carpet.
Reply@Astro:
Replyits also very hard for poor billie bob …….. errrr …….. brad to be at cannes with dragon ………. listening to all the boooooooooossss …………. that even his directer knew was coming …………….. AND he had to back it himself????????? WHAT????????? …………….. hey jackshit ……. your king of hollywood asked for money and everbody said …….no??? …………sniff ……….sniff
she looks soooo strung out………. and he looks stressed and pissed ……………… hes about to cry…………. bad acter ………. no oscar
Reply@angelooney whoreley:
Replyi like the dress…..better than she’s looked lately…high or not
angelooneey you are a true piece of shit. If any one is strung out its you. You sound like a gibbering babboon. Get control of yourself. Go take a look at Laineys’w write up of when she interviewd Angelina. In the presence of Angelina she herself said she was turned into a whimpering fool and this is a person who talks nothing but smack about Angelina. FYI the Red Carpet is this evening and you can bet the beat of your Black Heart that Angelina will be on her man’s arms.
ReplyI see that Pimp Daddy Pitt made it to Cannes, doing his very bestest Don Johnson/Miami Heat impression….
Heard his little movie was boo’d…
Ah well, don’t worry ..people will line up to see it in the theaters…all 2 theaters that is, before it’s pulled and packaged for DVD distribution……probably within a months time.
When is Fox, Paramount, Sony, Universal, etc et. al, finally learn that Pitt can’t bring back the $$ to the studio anymore?? Unless he works in a huge ensemble movie, where there are MORE talented actors to support him, that HE can’t get a high return on their investments! He’s been reduced to a tabloid sensation…and not considered a serious actor, by the major movie ticket buying audience!
Oh well bring on PDP, (Thats my new nickname for him), and his whore, for the Red Carpet photo ops…where she is as high as a kite ,and he has to keep control of her…….fun times!!!
ReplyTry Colin Farrell ( Angie’s Alexander lover) in MIami Vice. Same suit, hair, and look. @WTF:
Replyanyone see pics of Sean Penn at the photocall??
ReplyWhy would Johnny Lee Miller escourt Angie to Canne? Hmmmmmmm@meldoesn’tknowjackshit:
Reply@Patty Anne:
Replyyes i can see that…..i’m just feeling the slicked back hair.
on her drunk and stoned mans arms ??????? …………. the drunk and stoned (and married) drug addict she welcomed with open legs into her childrens lives?????? …………… that one???? …… ssooooooo ………. angie got a pretty face after surgery???? …………(for now…. no much longer) ………..and she can pretend really well …….so could my kids …… and kindergarteners all over the world ……. ………. she is really good a pretending to be crazy …… so good that everyone who knows her has gone on record as saying things like ” serious mental problems …………. batshit crazy ……………. complete physcho ” ……….. someone should tell her that girl interupted stopped filming a long time ago …………
Replythe king of hollywood asked for money and everbody said …………. no ………… hi jack
Replytribute to evil clown ………… how did maddox make her a woman?????
Replyi dont wanna play with jackshit anymore ………. the thought of IT beating up on old people makes me wanna cry …. like brad …………… sob
Reply@WTF:
Replyoops NOT feeling the hair………the thought of actually touching the hair is gross…..ha
@Patty Anne:
ReplyI wonder if anyone’s told aj yet?
@Patty Anne:
Oohh, Changing your tunes, now Johnny Lee Miller is her lover. As for Colin, even if they had a thing, it has been over for a long time. GET OVER IT. Everyone is allowed to move on with their lives, except Angie. Some of you need to move on…. She sure has.
ReplyLet me guess, Jen is still with Vince or anyone she dated before and after Brad. So lame….
@WTF:
Nope. It’s all about Pimp Daddy Pitt. Same time, same station.
Sean Penn knows not to get involved with a circus atmosphere..and that is what Pitt and Jolie put on…it’s not about the cast of a movie, the movie itself, so much as the FREAK SHOW, they play into.
Malick doesn’t do photo calls either. PDP does it for the stroking of his EGO.
Wonder how PDP feels, first his anorexic, drug-addled whore was a butt of jokes at the Golden Globes, and now he’s boo’d in Cannes…..it’s gotta be getting to him, that they are now the laughingstock of Hollywood and the world! I wonderhow much the stock of Brangelina, INC, is worth now??
Replycolin farrell was maddoxs second daddy …………. until mommy got the call for MAMS ………….. i know the identity of jackshit……… ben stiller from happy gilmore ………. i hate that character …….. love him tho
Reply@WTF:
ReplyThanks for clarifying, WTF. I’m a little rushed today and when I googled red carpet for tree of life all I got were those pics of the photocall so I got a bit confused. Glad we have the red carpet to look forward to.
SEAN PENN WAS INVOLVED ……. AND HE STILL HAD TO PAY FOR IT HIMSELF ????????????………………. IS THAT CORRECT????????? …………… IS THERE ANYTHING BIGGER THAN CAPSLOCK ????? ……………. ???????????? ………………… SEAN PENN WAS INVOLVED ……….. (BIGGER CAPS) …………. AND HE STILL HAD TO PAY FOR IT HIMSELF ……. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOOLOOLOLOOOLOOLOLOLO …………. (doubling over)…….. he still had to pay ……………….. (milk coming out nose) ………. sean penn was involved ……………… loololoololololo ………… and still nobody …………………. would ………. give ……….loololololololololol …… him …….. HIM………. money …….. for …… his …. movie …. with ……sean …..penn …….. oolololololololol ……………… ( tears of laughter streaming down face) ………….. whew
Reply@Lurker:
Yes, brad pitt can dress any way he wants and I can comment on it if I want. That’s what we do here. As for Jack Black and Dustin Hoffman they can also dress any they want but they were promoting a cartoon and posing with a cartoon character so their dress seemed to suit the occasion. Actually, Hoffman was well dressed other than the sneakers which may have been a comfort issue which I suppose it could have been for the others as well. Like I’ve said before when you’re a public figure and having your picture taken for public consumption then people will comment on how you look.
As for my being strung out because I couldn’t differentiate between a photocall and a red carpet well, sorry, hun, but I’m not the heroin addict nor do I look like one. That honor goes to your god and goddess.
Replywhered u go jack ???????????? ………… dontcha wanna play ????? …………… we know you work the afternoon shift as a PBW …………….. so your mornings are wide open ?????? ……. did i scare you off ……….again ?????? ………”"” cant cap with the master son ?????? ….. sit your ass down before i blast you one ….. kr”"”"” ………
Reply@whatever:
ReplyPDP, too funny but it really fits.
New Brangie clue on main page
Replythe amber lenses make the wrinkles around his eyes pop!
Reply‘IS THERE ANYTHING BIGGER THAN CAPSLOCK ?????’
hahahahahahaha
Reply@angelooney whoreley:
Replypoetry who knew u were so talented.
Greatings,
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