IUC World Exclusive: M.I.A. Paper Planes…JA’s Judas Kiss!!!!

Posted on March 28th, 2011 by HisHighness in IUC:Entertainment, IUC:Exclusive

Cougar Town psychiatrist…smartwater gone viral…Polly’s Prince M.I.A. paper planesPlane…judas kiss…scantily plaid!

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  1. la Guera said on March 28th, 2011 at 10:12 am

    Polly’s the character she played in that movie with Stiller

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  2. elby said on March 28th, 2011 at 10:19 am

    Cougar Town psychiatrist….JA is there to listen to her Friend’s problems

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  3. elby said on March 28th, 2011 at 10:22 am

    “Paper Planes”

    [x2]
    I fly like paper, get high like planes
    If you catch me at the border I got visas in my name
    If you come around here, I make ‘em all day
    I get one down in a second if you wait

    [x2]
    Sometimes I think sitting on trains
    Every stop I get to I’m clocking that game
    Everyone’s a winner, we’re making our fame
    Bona fide hustler making my name

    [x4]
    All I wanna do is (BANG BANG BANG BANG!)
    And (KKKAAAA CHING!)
    And take all your money

    [x2]
    Pirate skulls and bones
    Sticks and stones and weed and bombs
    Running when we hit ‘em
    Lethal poison for the system

    [x2]
    No one on the corner has swagger like us
    Hit me on my Burner prepaid wireless
    We pack and deliver like UPS trucks
    Already in hell just pumping that gas

    [x4]
    All I wanna do is (BANG BANG BANG BANG!)
    And (KKKAAAA CHING!)
    And take your money

    M.I.A.
    Third world democracy
    Yeah, I got more records than the K.G.B.
    So, uh, no funny business

    Some some some I some I murder
    Some I some I let go
    Some some some I some I murder
    Some I some I let go
    [x4]
    All I wanna do is (BANG BANG BANG BANG!)
    And (KKKAAAA CHING!)
    And take your money

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  4. louisianagurl said on March 28th, 2011 at 10:34 am

    HH..Is this the travel clue or the “biggest clue to date”??

    Just want to get my bearings on where we are…

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  5. HisHighness said on March 28th, 2011 at 10:35 am

    @louisianagurl:
    neither…biggest clue coming this week…most likely tomorrow or Wed.

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  6. Just a Guess said on March 28th, 2011 at 10:40 am

    Is JA dating Richard Branson?

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  7. liv4 said on March 28th, 2011 at 10:48 am

    Well in her Cougar Town psychiatrist role she was flaky and not what she appeared to be as a friend or person, self-centered. In smartwater gone viral she kicked Brad in the balls.

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  8. liv4 said on March 28th, 2011 at 10:52 am

    Also in Cougar town her character tried to steal her friend’s boyfriend.

    Somebody was in relationship with her just for money, fame, did her wrong?

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  9. liv4 said on March 28th, 2011 at 11:05 am

    Hmm, CC & JA are not loyal friends as most of the public thinks.

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  10. WTF said on March 28th, 2011 at 11:18 am

    @liv4:
    thats’ been rumoured for a while, that they had a falling out. Around the time she started hanging with chelsea. I’m thinking courtney cheating on David didn’t sit well with Jen??

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  11. lookyloo said on March 28th, 2011 at 11:24 am

    @WTF:
    That would make sense. If she was hurt by what BP did, maybe she wouldn’t want it to happen to others.

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  12. rushdog said on March 28th, 2011 at 11:26 am

    MIA Paper Planes…JA’s Judas Kiss
    She lured Brad using the same technique that was used against her and got what she wanted.
    Judas kiss – a betrayal – did she use him and dump him?

    The pic says “Jennifer one” – JA WON

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  13. Patty Anne said on March 28th, 2011 at 11:31 am

    LOL, Jennifer beat out Angie at her own game! Judas kiss was a kiss-off from Brad to Angie imo. Where else would all the bad press against Angie have come from? Love the PINK plane. Girl? Anxiously awaiting the next one Ian. Hugs big guy.

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  14. louisianagurl said on March 28th, 2011 at 11:34 am

    Cougar Town psychiatrist – This points to JA – it was the character she guest starred as

    smartwater gone viral – The youtube “sex tape” where she kicks “Brad” in the nuts

    Polly’s Prince M.I.A. paper planes – see lyrics, JA’s Prince is using her

    judas kiss – see lyrics by Metallica or Judas kissed Jesus and thereby identified him to the Roman Soldiers. What Jesus thought was an act of love/kindness was actually a betrayal

    scantily plaid! – Scantily Plaid is a recently-formed trio of Celtic musicians from the Hamilton, Ontario, Canada, area comprising Doug Feaver on various percussion instruments, guitars, and harmonica; Ruth Sutherland on vocals and harp; and Bob Worrall on bagpipes and whistles. The group’s first CD, just checking in . . ., is an independently-produced effort with some 15 tracks and a total of 66 minutes playing time. Second Album: This One’s For You

    Judas Kiss Lyrics:
    When the world has turned its back
    When the days have turned pitch black
    When the fear abducts your tongue
    When the fire’s dead and gone

    So what now?
    Where do I head

    When you think it’s all said and done
    When you are the ostracized
    Selfish written, dead goodbyes
    Twisting on the tourniquet
    When the pieces never fit

    So what now?
    Where do I head

    When you think it’s all said and done

    Bow down
    Sell your soul to me
    I will set you free
    Pacify your demons

    Bow down
    Surrender unto me
    Submit infectiously
    Sanctify your demons
    Into abyss
    You don’t exist
    Cannot resist
    The Judas Kiss

    When the storm has blacked your sky
    Intuition crucify
    When the ego strips your reign
    Assassinate the living flame

    So what now?
    Where do I head

    When you think it’s all said and done
    Venom of a life insane
    Bites into your fragile veins

    Eternal life and decimate
    Patronize and complicate

    So what now?
    Where do I head

    When you think it’s all said and done

    Bow down
    Sell your soul to me
    I will set you free
    Pacify your demons

    Bow down
    Surrender unto me
    Submit infectiously
    Sanctify your demons
    Into abyss
    You don’t exist
    Cannot resist
    The Judas Kiss

    Judas lives, recite this vow
    I’ve become your new god now

    Follow you from dawn of time
    Whispered thoughts into your mind

    Watched your towers hit the ground
    Lured your children never found
    Helped your kings abuse their crown

    In the heart of feeble man
    Plant the seeds of my own plan
    The strong and powerful will fall
    Find a piece of me in all

    Inside you all so bow down
    Sell your soul to me
    I will set you free
    Pacify your demons

    Bow down
    Surrender unto me
    Submit infectiously
    Sanctify your demons
    Into abyss
    You don’t exist
    Cannot resist
    The Judas Kiss

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  15. Patty Anne said on March 28th, 2011 at 11:37 am

    scantily plaid: Plaid Cymru is a political party in Wales who is said to ” be adrift and have no direction”. Angie. Fits with Brad giving Angie the Judas Kiss-Off. yes, Jennifer WON (1) LOL

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  16. louisianagurl said on March 28th, 2011 at 11:39 am

    @Patty Anne:
    I like the way you are thinking!

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  17. liv4 said on March 28th, 2011 at 11:46 am

    Scantily plaid makes me think of G. Butler. with the kilt, bagpipes, Celtic music.

    JMO but I think this one may not involve the triangle, just JA.

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  18. liv4 said on March 28th, 2011 at 11:49 am

    @RUSH: You are so good. I didn’t read before I posted JA ONE as JA WON. Makes me think of yesterday’s post with the ACS fightin like hogs = “Fight Like a Girl” slogan. JA came out swinging?

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  19. rushdog said on March 28th, 2011 at 11:56 am

    JA dated other men but never found her prince so she’s back with Brad despite his betrayal, he needs her, she’ll covers and protect him.

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  20. lookyloo said on March 28th, 2011 at 12:07 pm

    @rushdog:
    I know this a popular scenario but logically, it just doesn’t make sense. It would hurt her career too much no matter how it went down. I’m sure a lot of her uber fans would love to see her and Brad back together, happily ever after but the main stream fan base would see her as weak and hypocritical. I would image they would be harder on her than they were on AJ now that 6 kids are involved.

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  21. liv4 said on March 28th, 2011 at 12:12 pm

    @lookyloo:
    You are probably right about that but if you remember in an article she did where she was “interviewing” Nicole Kidman, JA stated she would give everything up for the love of her life. I don’t necessarily think this is the way she will go (with P), but she definitely has or had something going on strong with someone IMO.

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  22. Tetta said on March 28th, 2011 at 12:17 pm

    @liv4:
    @liv You and I have one thing in coomon ! When I red “plaid” my first thougt was Mr Butler. But If that is a correct association I hope Judas kiss and betrayal not belong in the same sentence.

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  23. liv4 said on March 28th, 2011 at 12:17 pm

    Scantily clad is a trio. Maybe this is a reference to the triangle.

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  24. liv4 said on March 28th, 2011 at 12:18 pm

    And maybe the smartwater ad gone viral where she metaphorically kicks “Brad” is JA is fighting back.

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  25. Tetta said on March 28th, 2011 at 12:29 pm

    Maybe it´s Jennifer who gives Brad the Judas kiss. She makes him belive that she is ready to take him back but then only “kick him on his balls”.

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  26. lookyloo said on March 28th, 2011 at 12:37 pm

    @liv4:
    To go along with that train of thought and the previous clues of media fire and star wars, maybe it’s “Jennifer one” and BP/AJ zero. Perhaps we’ll be seeing a volley back and forth.

    Was there ever any confirmation that Butler/Aniston were an item? I just adore his accent…if it was just a little bit thicker….swoon

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  27. payal said on March 28th, 2011 at 12:38 pm

    jennifer one!! (in the battle she won the first point) first thing i thought of was she sort of played, double crossed brad, leading him on pretending she’ll go back only to be like no just joking lol and with the plane it’s like yep she won and she’s leaving.

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  28. rushdog said on March 28th, 2011 at 12:45 pm

    @lookyloo:
    I don’t disagree I’m just trying to figure this out. My initial reaction was that she used him and dumped him like…
    Cougar town psychiatrist – Friendly shoulder
    smartwater – (JA) gone viral (a prexisting social network to prduce increases in the brand)
    she was a shoulder to cry on to get what she wanted – same as AJ in ‘04
    Polly’s prince MIA – her prince hadn’t come
    paper planes – she’s planning the game/she wants a child/got what she wanted
    judas kiss – kiss off/betrayal
    scantily plaid – he no longer measures up/crossing him out of her life/adios BP

    or it could be as I wrote before…JA dated other men but never found her prince so she’s back with Brad despite his betrayal, he needs her, she’ll covers and protect him.

    To whom did she give “JA’s Judas Kiss.” Who does she betray? AJ hardly seems right, unless it just means JA won in the end. And I guess winning is in the eye of the beholder!

    I don’t disagree, it’s not logical for her to go back to him, but when are emotional choices logical? If any of these people truly cared about their fan base this whole narrative would have been over and done years ago. These clues just go in circles if we don’t have some idea of which one of us may be going in the right direction, so I just keep guessing in different ways.

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  29. liv4 said on March 28th, 2011 at 12:46 pm

    @lookyloo:
    I think many believe GB to be gay.

    I don’t think JA is a saint by any means, but I don’t think she would lure P in and then dump him as a revenge type of deal. She might change her mind about a relationship, but I don’t see her as calculating in personal relationships. I think she would have more a tendency to walk away and just not look back if that was the situation.

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  30. WTF said on March 28th, 2011 at 12:47 pm

    ok don’t usually give it a shot but here goes…..
    Cougar Town psychiatrist… – she was Brad’s sounding board, listened to his troubles.
    smartwater gone viral…- as above..i never seen it so can’t comment?

    Polly’s Prince M.I.A. – he was supposed to meet her, never showed
    paper planes – Brad just using her no intention of leaving AJ
    judas kiss – Brad betrayed her again
    scantily plaid : other than a celtic rock band? not sure

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  31. Dream said on March 28th, 2011 at 12:54 pm

    @Tetta:
    gerard played judas in hs dracula movie.

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  32. antinea said on March 28th, 2011 at 1:00 pm

    Jennifer one???Pink plane…. Jennifer is pregnant: one baby, a girl?????

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  33. Dream said on March 28th, 2011 at 1:02 pm

    @antinea:
    the stripe does look like a pregnancy test.

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  34. liv4 said on March 28th, 2011 at 1:05 pm

    @Dream:
    I forgot about that.

    HH is a crafty guy. These clues can take a person in so many directions.

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  35. payal said on March 28th, 2011 at 1:05 pm

    @liv4:

    true that’s how i imagine jen to be but man i wish she really do something like i said give him a bitter and brutal slap in the face for who he has become but that isn’t who jen is

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  36. Kate said on March 28th, 2011 at 1:10 pm

    @liv4:
    I don’t think she is that type of person either, she could have had her revenge years ago if she wanted to do that , and ruined him with everything “they put on the table” and she did not.

    Just looking at the Title

    M.I.A. Paper Planes…JA’s Judas Kiss!

    Missing in Action (we have not seen her in ages)
    The Pink Plane, as Patty and anitnea said, a girl,
    One-either won or one baby
    JA’s Judas Kiss, that seems to suggest she takes ownership of the kiss , not that she is victim, but I suppose she could own it either way

    There is a movie coming out called Judas Kiss,it was written up in Echo March 27, 2011
    http://www.echomag.com/opinion1.cfm

    The men reflected on the themes of the movie about a middle-aged man who has a chance to go back to his college days to fix a mistake and change his future. While that can’t be done in real life, the movie does suggest that there’s always an opportunity to understand the past and make peace with it.

    I don’t know if that is reaching, but Ian has taken clues from publications before so thought I would bring it up as option.

    http://judaskissmovie.com/2011/03/judas-kiss-gets-cover-story-in-phoenix-magazine/

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  37. Tetta said on March 28th, 2011 at 1:13 pm

    @ luckyloo and Dream

    JA and GB strongly denied that they had a relatinship. But during the time when they promoted “The Bounty Hunter” there where lots of interviews with them. And the clearly was very fond of each other. They showed that in small things as when GB saw something on jen´s lip and gently took it away, Gerry loves cupcakes and Jen saya “and I keep baking them” and at last GB´s answer when he was asked what is your most precious thing and he answered Jennifer Aniston!. They ended the interview very abruptly after that. I don´t think he is gay but probably bi. But that was about 1 1/2 year ago and many things have happened. However they looked very good together and seemed to value each other.

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  38. cls1976 said on March 28th, 2011 at 1:16 pm

    My first thought when looking at the plane was a pregnancy test, but the one thing that I’m wondering about is what is up with the one “wing” of the plane? The one furthest from view looks normal, but the other one…what is that? Looks like two things together, almost like the ends of a bow. I can’t figure it out.

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  39. rushdog said on March 28th, 2011 at 1:17 pm

    I think this will be my last guess, taking the beginning another way, just the first three:

    Cougar Town psychiatrist – JA
    smartwater gone viral – since 2005 the three main men she’s been attached to: VV, JM, GB
    (this is a video ad w/JA where she uses 3 internet guys to help her make a viral video, but in the end it’s just her drinking the smartwater)
    Polly’s Prince M.I.A. – there’s no prince charming for JA
    then:
    paper planes – does this connect to BP? some lyrics: “get high like planes…catch me at the border…bonafide hustler…running when we hit them”
    judas kiss…scantily plaid – lyrics: Judas lives, recite this vow, I’ve become your new god now

    then the photo: Jen one/pink plane (she’s carrying his child he’ll be devoted to her now)

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  40. Kate said on March 28th, 2011 at 1:18 pm

    The song M.I.A. Paper Planes – that was from Slumdog Millionaire – there is some debate on what this song is about, murder, or selling weed, depression in big cities, slum , etc. Many felt it is very anti-American, robbery, fight for survivial…so since it was in SDM, guessing this song was meant to signify Victory…

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  41. Kate said on March 28th, 2011 at 1:21 pm

    @cls1976:
    I got the impression that meant , she is having a baby, a girl, Polly Prince is the name of her character in Along Came Polly, and M.I.A Paper Planes is the song I just mentioned, so I thinking he does not mean, her prince is missing, and this does look like a big pink stripe lol

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  42. lookyloo said on March 28th, 2011 at 1:22 pm

    @rushdog:
    Of course they care about what the fan base thinks….without the fans, there is no money. I’m not saying that they feel a personal responsibility to their fans but they are smart enough to realize the business side of it all.

    I understand you are just trying to work through the riddle….I was just giving my input on your guesses. Who knows, we could both be spot on……she’s returning to BP and it will kill her career. ;)

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  43. Kate said on March 28th, 2011 at 1:23 pm

    The Smartwater Viral had a scene with babies in it also..

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  44. Tetta said on March 28th, 2011 at 1:24 pm

    Just one more thing about GB. I havn´t seen a photo of him for a very long time or heard what he is doing today. The clue says “Polly´s Prince M.I.A.

    I also want to say that I´m not “All knowing” who sometimes did comments about GB!

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  45. liv4 said on March 28th, 2011 at 1:28 pm

    @Kate:
    The smartwater ad also had a rainbow (rainbow family) and she is pulling the guy away from “worshipping” it.

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  46. Kate said on March 28th, 2011 at 1:29 pm

    Maybe the CTP means she was Brad’s shoulder to lean on , but she is going to use his fertilized DNA to have a baby with Gerard Butler?

    Can’t imagine that , but what else could that point to? Why not just have a baby with GB?

    So if that is true, this must be confirming that Angie did adopt a 7th child..sure sounds it like.. she did not have that tat in Germany , or in Spain, but suddenly on Mar 3rd there is was..and she looked right towards, crafty..slyly getting the word out.

    Guessing many know and this was her way of saying she is fine.

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  47. clueless said on March 28th, 2011 at 1:30 pm

    I don’t know if it means anything, but the plane looks like Boeing 747-8 freighter
    http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/fw2opWEDHu2/Boeing+747+8+Freighter+Plane+Makes+First+Test/8CaDFA-Madk
    from Wikipedia:
    Delivery of the first freighter aircraft has been postponed multiple times and is now expected in mid-2011;

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  48. Kate said on March 28th, 2011 at 1:30 pm

    @liv4:
    I didn’t even notice that lol, have to watch that again,So she won the battle?

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  49. Kate said on March 28th, 2011 at 1:31 pm

    What date did that come out?

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  50. Tamara said on March 28th, 2011 at 1:31 pm

    @Kate:
    That scene where the babies start dirty dancing is so dang funny! The whole video is funny – I loved it.

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  51. rushdog said on March 28th, 2011 at 1:32 pm

    This will be my last guess. Taking a different approach at the beginning and then using Kate’s idea would read:
    MIA Paper Planes (Victory)…JA’s Judas Kiss (Revenge)
    Cougar Town psychiatrist – JA
    smartwater gone viral – the 3 men she was most associated w/since ‘05 were VV, JM, GB
    (this is a viral ad w/JA where she asks 3 internet guys to make a viral video, in the end it’s just her drinking smartwater)
    Polly’s Prince M.I.A. paper planes – JA prince victory, think it represents BP
    Judas kiss…scantily plaid (lyrics of stanza)
    In the heart of feeble man
    Plant the seeds of my own plan
    The strong and powerful will fall
    Find a piece of me in all

    photo: JA one (won)/pink? airplane flying off in the blue sky

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  52. Tamara said on March 28th, 2011 at 1:35 pm

    I took MIA to be missing in action and paper planes make me think of a game kids play – where they write a message and fold it into a plane then launch it at whomever they want to see the note

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  53. badasschubbychickinminiskirt said on March 28th, 2011 at 1:35 pm

    I take the pic to be in relation to Air Force One, the plane the President flies in. Instead, it’s pink and called Jennifer One. Like Jennifer is now the ‘vessel’ that is transporting something or someone very important. Maybe she’s carrying a little baby???

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  54. lookyloo said on March 28th, 2011 at 1:36 pm

    @Kate:
    Gawd….I hope there is no 7th child. That would just seal the mentally unstable diagnosis!

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  55. Up the Coast said on March 28th, 2011 at 1:38 pm

    @liv4:
    Some of the symbolism is just too much. I can’t tell if it’s intentional or an accident.

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  56. Kate said on March 28th, 2011 at 1:38 pm

    What date did that come out?@lookyloo:

    I don’t see that, it will create millions of revenue for them, and they press will go wild with the Fairy Tale ending, I am not convinced that is what she is doing, but if she does, I would bet her PR has done enough research to know how it would be received. No one ever wanted to see them split, and everyone loves a happy ending, and like the Daily Mail said, they (Brange ) look miserable. It would be different if he and Angie were the picture of bliss, but they are not, and have not been for years, most people don’t even believe they are a real couple anymore , outside of a few blog boards. Jen though is going to do well regardless of which way she goes, she is on a upward spiral . Good for her. She also mentioned she is changing directions in her career, so her fan base is going change with that. I guess we will see. Maybe she is having a baby with GB, although I also believe he is gay. jmho though

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  57. Kate said on March 28th, 2011 at 1:39 pm

    @clueless:
    maybe that means moving , pregnant and starting over…

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  58. Kate said on March 28th, 2011 at 1:40 pm

    @Tamara:
    It is cute, adorable babies.

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  59. Kate said on March 28th, 2011 at 1:42 pm

    @badasschubbychickinminiskirt:
    That is a good point, forgot we still have a leader that is considered important enough for that. (ducking)

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  60. WTF said on March 28th, 2011 at 1:45 pm

    why does one wing look like boobs?

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  61. Kate said on March 28th, 2011 at 1:45 pm

    @lookyloo:
    Well what else can it be? She has the tat, right under the twins..would not make sense to put anything other than a child, and if it was hers, why not wait and do that a year from now, or Brad’s.. I have decided it has to be another adoption. She looked pretty happy drinking that wine with her buddy, celebrating. lol IDK, there also were some tweets about an adoption. If she got it in January, maybe by now they have taken it away from her, one can hope. She was so doped in the Japan vid.

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  62. Tamara said on March 28th, 2011 at 1:47 pm

    MAYBE it has something to do with MIA herself. She’s quite interesting – here’s something from Wikipedia:

    M.I.A.’s consistent addressing of several conflicts and oppressed peoples around the world, including the Tamils, Palestinians and African Americans has been both heralded and criticized.[139] M.I.A. notes that the voicelessness she felt as a child dictated her role as a refugee advocate and voice lender to civilians in war during her career…..

    So maybe the reference is something (a kiss?) that occurred between BP and MIA – (Judas Kiss) assuming that JA did use BP;s frozen eggs and assuming JA and BP are getting back together and/or having a baby? so that a kiss with anyone else would be considered a betrayal in JA’s eyes.

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  63. liv4 said on March 28th, 2011 at 1:50 pm

    @WTF:
    You see boobs, I see toilet paper rolls. LOL.

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  64. liv4 said on March 28th, 2011 at 1:54 pm

    Is JA possibly having a child from frozen embryos she had with P, not necessarily using his sperm and her eggs in the present tense? Frozen eggs don’t have the viability frozen embryos do. Maybe all Jen One means is what Tam said, JA is the one in control now.

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  65. Kate said on March 28th, 2011 at 1:55 pm

    The name of Scantily Plaids new CD released is “This One’s For You” .. all those rumors about GB an JB are out there with their new film , denied of course. dunno.

    Did Ian use this for the title or the reference to Scotland?

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  66. lookyloo said on March 28th, 2011 at 1:57 pm

    @Kate:
    It would most definitely not be viewed as a happy ending because there are 6 children involved. If it was just AJ, BP and JA then they might be able to pull it off but not with all the kids.

    There are many actors who were at one time on an upward spiral……a couple of bad choices can change that in an instant.

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  67. rushdog said on March 28th, 2011 at 1:57 pm

    I’m confused about how JA plays in the overall puzzle. HH said she’s a major player. What’s interesting is that the clues which clearly have something to do with her are tagged inconsistently which I’ve always interpreted as “uncertainty.” So if she’s a major player why would she have a child with someone else? That’s why I keep returning to Brad. And IF she’s pregnant she couldn’t be that far along judging by her last public appearance (wasn’t it just a couple of weeks ago she had her NA perfume launch?). So….since there’s no comment from Ian I assume we’re not close on this one yet…..

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  68. la Guera said on March 28th, 2011 at 1:58 pm

    the wing is split in 2 could she be pregnant with twins?

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  69. lookyloo said on March 28th, 2011 at 1:58 pm

    @Kate:
    That would just be tragic…..

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  70. anon said on March 28th, 2011 at 2:03 pm

    I think the left wing is missing. Just the engines are showing. Did she lose her wing man?

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  71. louisianagurl said on March 28th, 2011 at 2:03 pm

    @cls1976:
    You are right1 There is NO WING on the left side of the plane!

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  72. louisianagurl said on March 28th, 2011 at 2:04 pm

    that is the engine on that side of the plane…usually under the wing, but no wing to be under here!! Hmmmm….

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  73. CandySandy said on March 28th, 2011 at 2:07 pm

    Hi all,

    enjoyed the week reading, wow,amazing what clues could squeeze out of minds;-))

    Here is my guess:

    She helped her friend Courtney Cox (Cougar Town) during the split. Crying on her shoulder. And JA is so “over-homoned” at the moment, that she grabbed David Arquette (judas kiss?)?

    I remember an interview back in the “Polly days”, Ja was promoting the movie, with Stiller together. The interviewer asked her about BP at the set of Mr and Mrs Smith. She was laughing and saying something like “he has a lot of fun, like we have” and boh, Stiller and JA laughed. The affair of BP and AJ already started ? (??). she seemed so relaexed and cool. Interesting that you can’t find this interview material anymore……
    Anyway: during Polly “time” everything changed:
    Maybe her smartwater ad changes also everything????

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  74. louisianagurl said on March 28th, 2011 at 2:09 pm

    @Kate:
    Kate, not really my take, but if she were pregnant by GB, even if he is gay, they are great friends/companions and maybe they both want kids and would make good coparents?? Just thinking out loud about other options.

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  75. clueless said on March 28th, 2011 at 2:10 pm

    and it’s hard to find that particular photo unless you look for “747-8F mountains”
    Mountains are part of the clue? or Ian just likes them? :lol:

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  76. anon said on March 28th, 2011 at 2:14 pm

    This riddle is very confusing. I just can’t feel a summary right now (sort of feel like Rushdog that this has so many ways it can go) . Here’s what I have right now
    The one thing I keep thinking about is “Polly’s Prince M.I.A. paper planes” seems to be one clue; no dots in between. So it seems like it could mean “XX is fighting for survival”. Just not sure who the Prince is, is it BP?

    Cougar Town psychiatrist – episode name “All Mixed Up”, she plays a shrink with unorthodox treatment method

    smartwater gone viral – babies, kicks Brad in the nuts?

    Polly’s Prince – Polly Prince is the name of Aniston’s character in Along Came Polly. (Polly’s Prince chooses Polly not the ex-wife)
    Synopsis – Reuben catches his wife Lisa cheating and leaves. He meets an old classmate Polly Prince who, despite their contrasting personalities, he falls in love with. Reuben is torn between the free-spirited Polly and the safe and familiar Lisa. He uses a computer to tell him who’s the best choice and it chooses Polly. Polly is offended he used the computer and rejects him. He goes back to the ex-wife Lisa but is unhappy and unsatisfied. When he learns Polly is moving he chases her and proves he can take risks

    M.I.A. paper planes – fight for survival anthem; used in Slumdog Millionaire (about how the avg American sees immigrants & assume they are criminals that just want to take your money)

    judas kiss – act of betrayal
    (This was also a movie – A woman and her lover kidnap a computer company owner and demanding $4 million ransom. Things go awry during the kidnapping when a neighbor is killed. Slowly things unveil to not to be everything that was originally thought)

    scantily plaid! – 1st album “Just Checkin In” had songs (Lucky Man, She Moved Through The Fair);
    New album “This One’s For You” has songs (Maui Melody, Here Comes the Sun, Ride the Wild Horses, Nelson Mandela’s Welcome to the City of Glasgow )

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  77. clueless said on March 28th, 2011 at 2:14 pm

    @louisianagurl:
    there is wing
    http://blog.seattlepi.com/aerospace/files/library/7478ffmnts-2.jpg
    it’s just a weird angle

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  78. louisianagurl said on March 28th, 2011 at 2:17 pm

    ok guys…i need to back away from the coffee…

    It does have a wing, it is just tilted enough for it not to be visible…sort of an optical illusion. I blew the pic up to see if I could see anything additional and it was obviously there when i did…

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  79. liv4 said on March 28th, 2011 at 2:19 pm

    Scantily Plaid is a trio from Canada that play Celtic Music. One guy wears a kilt.
    OR
    Scantily Plaid is a new album release from the Academical Music People including these songs:
    1 Kate 5
    2 Ordinary World 5
    3 Seven Days 5
    4 So Happy To Get Her 5
    5 No Such Thing 5
    6 Beautiful Mess 5
    7 We Built This City 5
    8 Doin’ Time (Summertime) 5
    9 She Thinks My Tractor’s Sexy 4
    10 Happier 5
    11 Rock My World/Your Body 5
    12 I’ll Be There 5

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  80. liv4 said on March 28th, 2011 at 2:21 pm

    Judas Kiss is a movie about 2nd chances (not sure it is released yet) and also a movie about kidnapping and plans go awry.

    It is also the song by Metallica and there are a couple of other song versions out there also.

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  81. anon said on March 28th, 2011 at 2:22 pm

    @clueless:
    @louisianagurl:
    Even blowing it up I still don’t see it.

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  82. liv4 said on March 28th, 2011 at 2:25 pm

    This whole clue to me points to betrayal and JA is leaving (one as in herself).

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  83. louisianagurl said on March 28th, 2011 at 2:27 pm

    From IMDB: Polly Prince is very free spirited. She went to school with Reuben for a while, but then her and her mom moved away. She admits that she moves around a lot, because she tends to get a little too “stir-crazy” in one place. When she met Reuben, she had been living in New York for about 4 months, but hadn’t moved a thing in her apartment. She loves Salsa Dancing and was writing a Children’s book. In the end, Reuben finds that Polly maybe the biggest risk of his life, but it would be worth it. – a lot of these seems like Jens alter ego…but again nods to New York and children

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  84. sinker said on March 28th, 2011 at 2:30 pm

    i am wondering if the scantily plaid is referring to a specific papz-shot or photo shoot where JA was wearing a plaid skirt or bikini or something. if so, then the timeline of that photo might be a clue.

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  85. Kate said on March 28th, 2011 at 2:36 pm

    @lookyloo:
    Couples with children split everyday, and they themselves said from the beginning, the commitment was to the children, not to each other, famous last words. lol They will be reminded of that over and over. People do not stay together for kids anymore. It is too bad they are not genuinely loving couple, but it is what it is.If she ever goes back to women, what do you think is going to happen? She will get tremendous support for that? The Lesbian and Gay Community feel like she sold them down the river.

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  86. Kate said on March 28th, 2011 at 2:37 pm

    @lookyloo:
    yeah we all agree but just what else could it be?

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  87. louisianagurl said on March 28th, 2011 at 2:39 pm

    Born in Paisley, Scotland, to Margaret and Edward Butler, Gerard Butler was raised along with his older brother and sister in his hometown of Paisley, Scotland. He also spent some of his youth in Canada. His parents divorced when he was a child, and he and his siblings were raised primarily by their mother

    Scantily plaid is a Scottish band from Canada??…

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  88. Kate said on March 28th, 2011 at 2:43 pm

    Okay well I have a frozen brain now.. off to let it unfreeze. Have fun with this, maybe Ian will come on and give some yeah or neahs to these guesses.

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  89. clueless said on March 28th, 2011 at 3:02 pm

    Cougar Town psychiatrist “named Bonnie who attempts to steal away all of Jules’ ‘friends’, including new BF”

    is it true?

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  90. Togi said on March 28th, 2011 at 3:04 pm

    Oh, I LOVE this clue! Haa haaa. You all have had some great ideas. I don’t have a single NEW thing to add. One thing seems abundantly clear to me: JA is in control of her own life. She’s not desperate, pining away, clinging … And the direction the plane appears to be flying in the photo indicates she is LEAVING. LOL. I would LOVE to see her leave the “triangle” behind … forever. No more AJ … no more BP. Let those two untangle their own mess. Run, Jen … RUN!

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  91. Concerned said on March 28th, 2011 at 3:28 pm

    Togi, you said well. If anything she should RUN away from this mess and NEVER LOOK BACK. Who would want to be associated with something so cancerous? Imagine if AJ and BP gets investigated for fraud by the IRS, Jen would be somehow dragged ino the whole thing. Im not saying they will but I have been reading that their charities are just massive tax writeoffs. Plus, the twins issue, if it comes to light that they indeed didnt birth those kids, People Magazine can also sue for fraud. Being associated with BP & AJ is too risky. Not just only for Jen, but for everyone else.

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  92. Evil Kitty said on March 28th, 2011 at 3:43 pm

    These clues indicate Jen is by herserf and gave Brad the brushoff. That is Ian’s cover for implying Jen was ever reunited with Brad in the first place, which I believe she was not and certainly do not believe she was interested in having Brad’s babies. So now the story is, Jen was with Brad, but rejected him and is now back to being on her own. It is sad Jen keeps being brought into this triangle when she has clearly stated she has moved on. Having that said, I am lookking forward to the clues about the MIR charity. I think Ian has some truth just like all other gossip blogs, magazines, etc., but you have to have common sense and pick and choose what seems reasonable. No offense to any of the posters on this site, who I think are very inteligent and funny people. I have read a couple of Ian’s books and I do like this site as it is intriguing, but must take it with a grain of salt. I wish the real stories would come back too and not just the riddles.

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  93. Tetta said on March 28th, 2011 at 3:47 pm

    I just want to add, to my coment at 1.24, that i have totally missed the recent rumors about GB and JB.

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  94. louisianagurl said on March 28th, 2011 at 3:56 pm

    Just a bit of GB Info….He is Scottish, but is of partial Irish ancestry – because of this, his family does not have a tartan. – Scantily Plaid? Also, born and raised in Scotland, but spent some of youth in Canada…

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  95. Dream said on March 28th, 2011 at 4:40 pm

    lol okay as far as i can see when it comes to Gerard Butler that peen belongs to the queens for the most part. for him i think women are just to keep his rep. only time i have ever seen him happy is when hes with a man. and i am a huge fan love him to death ( my dvd collection will attest to that) i just don’t buy hes really straight.
    but then whats a girl to do when shes at a certain age and wants a child on her own. why turn to her best gay friend of course. they genuinely seem to have love between them. every time i have seen gerard with a child, be it in a movie ,or with fans hes amazing. he would be a wonderful sperm donor and if that’s the answer to this riddle i am very very happy.

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  96. Dream said on March 28th, 2011 at 4:44 pm

    btw gerard recently sold his apartment in ny to get a bigger one.

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  97. louisianagurl said on March 28th, 2011 at 4:48 pm

    good friends/companions, both want kids….why not. Good co parents! Not saying that that is really where i see this going, but it wouldn’t break my heart. I love GB too…gay or not!

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  98. louisianagurl said on March 28th, 2011 at 4:48 pm

    I thought, like Jen, he just did a magazine about redoing his apartment in New York? Hmmm….

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  99. Dream said on March 28th, 2011 at 4:50 pm

    he sold a small one and bought bigger not sure when it was may have been a little while now. lol dream bes a gb on stalker.

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  100. Dream said on March 28th, 2011 at 4:51 pm

    supposed to say on line

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  101. lookyloo said on March 28th, 2011 at 4:59 pm

    @Kate:
    Yes, couples split everyday but BP/AJ are not an everyday couple to most people….they are starz (sarcasm), don’t cha know? I really feel that the main stream fans won’t see a Jen/Brad reunion as a “happy ending” the way you see it. That might make a good movie ending but then reality will set in and you see a famous couple with 6 kids and the famous other woman….whether they were a happy couple or not will be moot. I think a reunion would be very romantic…..until I remember he’s been with AJ and has all those kids. Then I think yak….why would she want him. I think it’s very plausible that Jen may be thinking of having kids without a man in her life but I don’t think it’s with BP. GB might be an interesting choice but I don’t know much about him other than his accent…..swoon again!

    Yes, I believe in the overly PC society we live in, if AJ comes out as a lesbian, she’ll get lots of support and yet again her past antics would be over looked. Why would they feel she sold them down the river, I thought she’s been very open about her support towards gays and lesbians?

    I have no clue what the 7th tattoo could be. I’m going to guess it’s BP birthplace cause I don’t want to believe anyone would be crazy enough to give them another kid.

    JMHO……

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  102. liv4 said on March 28th, 2011 at 5:13 pm

    I think the only thing that really stands out to me is Judas Kiss which is a movie about second chances, a chance to change your destiny. It doesn’t say The Judas Kiss which is the song by Metallica, but Judas Kiss. And what do you need for a video to go viral, a lot of hits. And, she has definitely taken a lot of hits. And Polly Prince lived in New York and was writing a children’s book. JA narrated a children’s book with her father if I remember right.

    I’m reading it as all mixed up or maybe her relationship with CC isn’t what it used to be (Cougar town psychiatrist), has taken a lot of hits (viral video), there will be debate and uproar about her plans with BP (MIA Paper Planes is controversial, caused some uproar, has been censored), but she is taking her second chance (Judas Kiss) and the song list above by Scantily Plaid – So Happy to Get Her, Beautiful Mess, We Built This City, Rock My World, I’ll Be There.

    Just a guess considering HH said, “Bingo” about the making of a baby with BP’s DNA.

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  103. Dream said on March 28th, 2011 at 5:16 pm

    @liv4:
    Sigh there was that . lol i so wanted a gb baby. how silly am i?

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  104. liv4 said on March 28th, 2011 at 5:19 pm

    @Dream:
    Silly right there with you. I love GB, seems like so much fun and not bad looking. Didn’t really see any chemistry between them in TBH though.

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  105. louisianagurl said on March 28th, 2011 at 5:20 pm

    maybe BPs DNA and GB to play dad?

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  106. Dream said on March 28th, 2011 at 5:24 pm

    lol if t comes out ginger i am claiming its gb no matter what anyone says lol.

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  107. louisianagurl said on March 28th, 2011 at 5:27 pm

    I am really getting loopy now! LOL @Dream!!

    …and this isn’t even the BIG clue! This is probably just a nod to JA finally heading in the right direction for her….whatever that is!

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  108. clueless said on March 28th, 2011 at 6:38 pm

    Polly’s Prince gets high like planes
    All he wants to do is (BANG BANG BANG BANG!)

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  109. liv4 said on March 28th, 2011 at 6:39 pm

    JA has gone underground in NYC because she is pregnant. She is taking her second chance. If GB is involved it is because he is a marketing tool.

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  110. newhere said on March 28th, 2011 at 6:52 pm

    Jen is not pregnant…. she is just relaxing and staying low because she has two more movies this year…. she is not back with pitt or wants to get back together with him…. imo

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  111. clueless said on March 28th, 2011 at 6:53 pm

    Delivery is expected in mid-2011 :mrgreen:
    @clueless:

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  112. liv4 said on March 28th, 2011 at 6:58 pm

    @clueless:
    Seriously?

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  113. clueless said on March 28th, 2011 at 7:04 pm

    @liv4:
    if Boeing 747-8F was part of the clue ;)

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  114. plexed said on March 28th, 2011 at 7:58 pm

    I can’t believe I’m getting involved in this. A paper plane is made of paper, hence, not a real plane. Get it? She’s still in LA and she’s still single.

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  115. NINEDOUBLEOSEXNINE said on March 28th, 2011 at 8:17 pm

    Ians had this whole Brangelina BS going for quite some time now. And guess what? Ive read every Star/Us/Hello rag and they are still together.
    IAN, SHIT OR GET OFF THE POT, already. Its not nice to have all these poor ppl hooked on something that is NOT going to materialize ANY TIME SOON!
    End of~

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  116. rushdog said on March 28th, 2011 at 8:17 pm

    I’m back with this and going to give it another go (and why I don’t know!) During some down time tried to look at it with double meanings and the only thing I could come up with that I felt was easy to see with the clues was that she was going to have a child (in some way). Because of the “fromage mouse” clue which Ian “bingoed” UTC w/the BP/JA frozen embryo (was it?), and with the “grow old w/Brad” and “Angie Lost in Space/Not Sweet Jen,” I’d have to say that BP ties into this somehow. So…..

    JA role, middle-aged listener who made a viral video makin fun of her fame, used a pre-existing social network to exand her brand (?frozen embryos). It’s been a long time since her prince went MIA (Along Came Polly was released in Jan. 2004) with the betrayal, for her prince to get his visa (release) and to change the destiny of the trio.

    Scantily Plaid – celtic trio/1st CD 2001; most recent 2010
    photo: Jennifer one: She’s in charge of her life, she made a choice and she won
    pink plane, blue skies, looks a little like a stork to me

    clueless said “delivery is expected in mid-2011.” I would say later if this is ivf, probably closer to September.

    I’m just trying to solve a clue; I don’t care if it’s not logical, unlikely, ridiculous or anything, even untrue.

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  117. Dream said on March 28th, 2011 at 8:20 pm

    @rushdog:
    and ty for it. I love to read your take on the puzzles.

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  118. lookyloo said on March 28th, 2011 at 9:07 pm

    @rushdog: said
    I’m just trying to solve a clue; I don’t care if it’s not logical, unlikely, ridiculous or anything, even untrue.

    …..then you’re not really trying to “solve” anything are you? ;)

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  119. Ellajean said on March 28th, 2011 at 9:13 pm

    I think there’s a connection between the last clue and this one. Obie One and “Jennifer One”.

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  120. Guest2 said on March 28th, 2011 at 9:21 pm

    @NINEDOUBLEOSEXNINE:
    Thank you for your concern about the poor people here but really you needn’t bother. I don’t think anyone on this site really and truly gives a rat’s behind if Brangie splits or not. Maybe they will or maybe they won’t but whatever they do it won’t make any difference in my life or anyone else’s here. The thing is that they’ve made a public spectacle of themselves for many years now. They acted like they were all that and more but now they’ve become a boring couple who look like crap, their movies are crap and their acting is mediocre at best. The only likeable thing about them are the kids and they shamelessly parade them around to make themselves look good because even they know how boring they are. The people who post on this site are smart and very funny. It’s a fun diversion from the stresses of everyday life and in the process of solving clues and riddles we learn and talk about a myriad of other subjects. Join in the fun.

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  121. siska said on March 28th, 2011 at 9:28 pm

    @Tetta:
    Gb definitely not gay…he is the chosen lead man on Guy’s movies (Madonna ex)..he is well known home phobia..basic on madonna brother tell all book.
    I think jen MIA..because there is something brewing..either she is in the new relation (she like stay in home when she found her man)..and her new movement to New York (GB has apartment there also..and they both home feature in A Digest)..and GB recently sign on to L’oreal..jen connection…and there are rumour they will paly together in Goree Girl..
    There also signage of JM and GB and Sam hang around together..this three men being rumoured with Jen..and she hang around with them..she might be still with JM or Gb..im lost in here..
    But I think the plane mean Jen will relocate..and Bp want to follow her?..because there also rumoured BP want to buy place there at the same time JA paln to leave there (in interview she also said ..she want to move to NYC when she was in London..i think at the same time GB and Her promote Bounty?)
    Remember they (BP and JA )also spotted being in the same airport in the same day.
    And I think if the rumour about Bp still carrying a torch to JA will be correct..maybe BP getting jealous..remember GB put his finger on JA butt photo and his Arcihecture Digest home picture and W spread pictures with the same photographer who took brangie..its seem maybe did the job on Bp..i dont know Jen did it to purposely make him jealous..but..we dont know..its intrique..

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  122. PigIH said on March 28th, 2011 at 9:33 pm

    @Guest2:

    LOL!!

    Pur wee Katie does!!!

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  123. Dream said on March 28th, 2011 at 9:36 pm

    @siska:
    you are my idol. you gave me hope gb is straight lol tytytytytytyty

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  124. Togi said on March 28th, 2011 at 9:40 pm

    LOL. He is a cutie, isn’t he! I like that roguish charm much more than a pretty face, myself. Yah, siska!@Dream:

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  125. rushdog said on March 28th, 2011 at 10:08 pm

    @lookyloo:
    Well maybe not, but outside of trying to figure out or “solve” the clues, there’s no way to determine anything unless Ian confirms it or something similar appears in the press. I don’t believe logic and likelihood is a part of a solution here. Ian has sources and he’s telling us what’s going on, that I believe, but I take it all with a grain of salt. What is logical or likely to me is that JA should be running like hell in the other direction, but I don’t think that’s what the clues he’s given indicate. That’s what my comments meant, no matter how stupid or ridiculous my comments may seem to anyone reading, it’s just a puzzle about the lives of people we don’t know, who are part of an industry where illusion reigns.

    And no offense meant to you, I’m a little punchy, had a little wine and should probably sign off!

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  126. Kate said on March 28th, 2011 at 10:18 pm

    Ian , any chance you are using this song as a clue- Jennifer One
    THE ONE (Jennifer Lopez)

    Taking away
    The fact that I care about you
    It’s just your way, so sweet
    Everything seems right around you
    did you know
    That you have this calming way about you
    In your touch
    And I wanna know if I could be your girl

    The one who puts her arms around you
    The one who lays her head beside you (Your girl)
    The one who listens when you need it
    When no one else sees, I can see it (Your girl)
    The one who knows when something’s wrong
    The one who knows your favorite song (Your girl)
    The one who all your family loves
    The one you place no one above

    I’m happy to say
    In a lot of ways you’ve changed me
    Makes me smile
    When you said you were glad the day you found me
    I’m wishing away
    Any harm that might ever find you
    Heaven knows
    I really feel, I’ll always be your girl

    Your girl, your girl (Your girl, your girl…)

    I just wanna be the one that’s true to you
    I just wanna be the one that’s makes you smile
    I just wanna be (your girl, your girl…)
    The one who holds you down
    Your girl…

    I’ll always be…

    The one that’s true to you, and down for ya
    The one that makes you smile and laughs witcha
    The one who holds you down, I’m there for ya
    The one, the one…
    The one, the one…

    The one that’s true to you
    The one that makes you smile
    The one that holds you down

    The one, the one (The one, the one)

    The one that’s true to you
    The one that makes you smile
    The one that holds you down

    The one, the one
    The one, the one

    I can be anything you need…

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  127. Dream said on March 28th, 2011 at 10:19 pm

    @Togi:

    lol not sure why it matters if hes gay or not as unless he becomes a Jehovah Witness and moves to my town i will never meet him.

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  128. angelooney whoreley said on March 29th, 2011 at 12:00 am

    i love cheese

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  129. Tetta said on March 29th, 2011 at 5:06 am

    Some info about Boeing 747 8 I had it´s “roll out” the 13th of March 2011 and was flown for the first time the 20 March 2011. Just to confuse this clue a little more Angelina left NO the 20th of on March probably by air. In the clue before this one we had the text “leaving on a jetplane” but at least i thought it was Angelina who were leaving, not Jen.

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  130. IamEveryWoman said on March 29th, 2011 at 5:07 am

    The plane(=Jennifer): carries something.
    The plane is pink/blue: a girl or a boy?
    Jennifer One: jennifer’s baby. The baby is JA+BP one. Not AJ+BP one.

    Jennifer is pregnant and the father is BP.

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  131. Tetta said on March 29th, 2011 at 5:19 am

    @IamEveryWoman: @I´m EveryWoman

    When you say ” Brad is a father” do you base that fact from the clue or do you know Brad is the father ?

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  132. inOttawa said on March 29th, 2011 at 6:06 am

    @Guest2: I agree, they really look like crap. I can’t believe ANYONE can realistically call BP sexy – he is just plain gross and has been for the past several years. I would not want him to touch me with a 10 foot pole! ick!

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  133. inOttawa said on March 29th, 2011 at 6:11 am

    @rushdog: Rushdog, your comments are always well thought out – even when you are punchy!

    One thought I have is that, in the face of an imminent announcement of a split JA has been notified and has left town because she will invariably be drawn into the ensuing fracas. Better to be far away when it happens. Now does one make a life decision based on an event that will ultimately fade away in the minds of the public – nah, I would think not. But I put that out there as a consideration.

    Ian has referred to planes and going away a few times in his clues… leaving on a jet plane, “I’m outta here”, etc…

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  134. elby said on March 29th, 2011 at 6:37 am

    I get more confused with every clue :(

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  135. SparklingTwinkle said on March 29th, 2011 at 6:56 am

    (my thoughts)…
    jen is embarking on a new adventure.
    she has decided to go it alone.
    Doesnt need a man to complete her.
    Has been a shoulder for CC or BP.
    Possibly pregnant/surrogate/adoption of a baby girl.
    Was bitten once and now twice shy with BP.
    Or Makes nice with Jolie which will all be a front for sake of kids/bp etc.

    JMO

    @HRH IAN, when can we expect the blockbuster?

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  136. whatever said on March 29th, 2011 at 7:19 am

    Jennifer One: Jennifer WON
    Airplane is pink:
    747: Area Code for San Fernando, California
    Plane is heading West, possibly to CA.
    On one side of the plane the wing is broken.
    Cougar Town Psychiatrist
    Polly’s Prince MIA
    Paper Planes
    Judas Kiss
    scantily plaid
    Smart Water gone Viral….there is some clue in that video Jennifer made. (Possibly when Jennifer kicked someone named Brad in the balls)?

    Ok here is my take. Jennifer was involved with a Scottish man, possibly the banker that she was rumored to be seeing in New York……she was going to move to New York to be closer to him. They had a relationship and it didn’t work out. Jennifer was the one that left the relationship, but found out she was pregnant. He wouldn’t step up and she doesn’t want him to be a part of her life. She is determined to have this child…and is going back to California to do it.

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  137. Tetta said on March 29th, 2011 at 7:46 am

    Ian told us that Jen was seeing a German Banker in NY. I have said this once before but I give it another try. Ian fools us, look: Ger(ard) B(utl)er. I want to belive this is the thruth!

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  138. payal said on March 29th, 2011 at 7:47 am

    maybe there is something to the jen is pregnant speculation because if she wasn’t ian would’v come on straight and said so.

    plus i don’t think we will know for a very long time as jen will be out of the public eye until horrible bosses promotion.

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  139. lookyloo said on March 29th, 2011 at 9:05 am

    @rushdog:
    Rushdog….I’ve never read a comment by anyone on this board even hinting that your comments were stupid or ridiculous. I stated I didn’t feel it was logical that JA would reunite with BP and I gave my reasons for feeling that way….this seems to have offended you which was not my intent. I just feel that it’s important to look at the practical side of things, not just the “movie-ending” type sensational ideas. I have a blast speculating about all these wild scenarios (like AJ’s secret love child with her bro) but my practical nature just kicks back in after a while. :) I have always thought some of the best ideas on this board have come when posters are “chewing” on ideas together. I think it can open a posters mind in a different direction and therefore a better answer to the clues.

    It’s just my guess but the clues seem to point to JA and a possible baby. She’s moving out of CA for a reason. JA says it’s to simplify her life……IMO if you want to simplify your life and slow down, you don’t move to NYC but you also don’t move there to have kids either…it’s a contradiction I can’t figure out. If a baby is in the works, I don’t feel it’s BP (what a hell of a saga that would be though…phew!), I’m not totally sold on GB but the plaid clue could be pointing that way. Even though the clues never point to him, I’d rather see her with JM. I’ve seen him perform several times…amazing show and she always seemed kind of comfy with him.

    Kind of OT but does anyone know where the “poop” stories about him came from…eeww!

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  140. lookyloo said on March 29th, 2011 at 9:21 am

    LOL….I should have looked it up BEFORE posting. Perhaps the clue Polly’s Prince M.I.A. paper planes could point to JM.

    From Celebitchy: But just partying with the boys wasn’t enough for John, he wanted his fans and Twitter followers to be in on the fun too, as he Tweeted the night away. Even as he was getting his groove on to MIA’s “Paper Planes” and Montell Jordan’s “This is How We Do It,” John was simultaneously updating his Twitter.

    Also, in Auckland NZ, JM attempts to give out the night’s setlist by paper plane to the audience.

    Also, The Red Suns are managed by Paper Plane Productions….they have performed with JM in the past.

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  141. Newbie said on March 29th, 2011 at 9:31 am

    Yes, I think that JM is a much better guess than GB. GB was a PR stunt to promote TBH…

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  142. Dream said on March 29th, 2011 at 9:52 am

    @Newbie:
    Shhhh your reality is harshing my fantasy.
    LOL I agree pure PR

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  143. lookyloo said on March 29th, 2011 at 9:59 am

    @Newbie:
    Yeah, that’s the feeling I had also. They seemed more like friends than lovers.

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  144. angelooney whoreley said on March 29th, 2011 at 11:43 am

    Jennifer Won ……… now we are getting somewhere………. true love always wins ……… shes probably pregnant…… thats why shes hiding ……… this will not hurt her career ………. it is not her fault angelina frantically collected children to trap brad……… those children should have never been “collected” ……… angie should have never had children with jennifers husband ……… this is angies fault ……… all the negativity and sadness has been brought to this story by one person ….angelina………. jennifer brings happiness and light ……… as far as jennifer being a closet bitch ………. nice try …….. it takes one to know one …………. and i am one………. jennifer is not

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  145. siska said on March 29th, 2011 at 9:37 pm

    @lookyloo:
    yes..im into her with JM..so i will kinda agree with your clues..because its seem JM seem hang around with JA co star..like GB and PR..so it might be..but they want it keep down low..cause JM isnt a good image for JA.. i assume.
    Btw..i read jen will directing a short film about breast cancer theme..so it mean she is more directing than starring..because she is hiding the pregnancy better like that?..or she just want to have a break..
    and for Fruitcup,wtf ,UPC…and the rest of this lovely site contributors..i will have to miss you guys for couple of days..my holiday start now…and will catch up more on Jen stuff after…

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  146. siska said on March 29th, 2011 at 9:44 pm

    @Togi:
    rough but can sing..he can sing…maybe a bit romantic..but he is a player..and he sort of said he didnt want to settle down ..(he came from broken home like jen)..so they are in same pace..but i think she might be more into JM than GB..I think GB might wanted more but jen may not..(she admited at recent People mag only feeling the love twice in last 10 years..thats VV and JM).
    GB love his woman dark haired..i think he is with indian actress…they maybe just best friend or friend with benefit…oh i remember on haiti charity..jen pictured with Gb and Sasha B..and BP attended without AJ (her excuse was Voque photo shoot)

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  147. siska said on March 29th, 2011 at 9:48 pm

    @Dream:
    thanks..he just play the field for his bad boy image Hw style..he def straight (maybe experimental bi.??.but def into woman)…thats why TMZ called him The Buttler..can buttler any woman..he..he

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  148. Agent Scully said on March 31st, 2011 at 4:45 am

    Cougar Town Psychiatrist/ Judas kiss: Somebody here has been saying that Courtney Cox is/was jealous of JA and spilling her secrets. I think this is Ian’s way of confirming what the person was saying.

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  149. Agent Scully said on March 31st, 2011 at 5:19 am

    From the direction of the JA pink plane, doesn’t it look like she is heading north and west? British Columbia? Alaska?

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