IUC World Exclusive: Royal Wedding Orgy Organza…But Where’s The Loot Willy?

Posted on March 25th, 2011 by HisHighness in IUC:Entertainment, IUC:Exclusive

Broke and bougie…wishing fish…hanky panky in the forbidden zone…royal aloha without noise…no invite to JP…the end of a beginning!Royal-Wedding-Invitation-468x328

  1. wtf said on March 25th, 2011 at 10:49 am

    why would Brad and Angie be invited to the royal wedding? that doesn’t make sense. Barack Obama wasn’t even invited????

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  2. wtf said on March 25th, 2011 at 10:50 am

    but if they really want to go, looks like Harper won’t be making it as parliament is about to go down in canada :)

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  3. HisHighness said on March 25th, 2011 at 10:52 am

    @wtf:
    AJ is insulted she was not invited – she once had dinner with William when she was in London and considers herself a close friend of the Prince.

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  4. wtf said on March 25th, 2011 at 11:09 am

    @HisHighness:
    well girlfriend needs to get over herself then lol- she can come visit them when they come to PEI and overshadow the entire visit ;)

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  5. liv4 said on March 25th, 2011 at 11:16 am

    Did she have more than dinner?

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  6. Reality Bites said on March 25th, 2011 at 11:23 am

    The JP would not have gone if even invited. Elton John who was close with Diana and performed at her funeral wasn’t invited. Please.

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  7. liv4 said on March 25th, 2011 at 11:45 am

    @Reality Bites:
    Not sure that is the point, more that she is upset she didn’t get an invite.

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  8. Dream said on March 25th, 2011 at 11:51 am

    Broke and bougie… are the JP” moving into the middle class realm?

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  9. Dream said on March 25th, 2011 at 11:52 am

    oops JP’s lol fingers not cooperating today.

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  10. whatever said on March 25th, 2011 at 12:30 pm

    “AJ is insulted she was not invited – she once had dinner with William when she was in London and considers herself a close friend of the Prince”.–HH

    Seriously? She is insulted because she didn’t get an invite, when our own President didn’t receive one?

    So she had dinner with William..big freaking deal…..so did thousands of other people, who weren’t invited.

    Girl needs to get herself in check. She really thinks she is all that and a bag of chips since she hooked up with Brad Pitt.

    As for the rest…….They are having financial problems….she is hoping she can get her career back on track with Cleo movie…which by all accounts will end up being a bigger flop than Alexander.

    Hanky Panky in the forbidden zone… I don’t even want to THINK about what that means…

    Brad and Angelina are going their separate ways, and there won’t be a huge announcement, just he will go his way, and she will go her way, and they will co-parent….(royal aloha without noise)

    The end of the beginning. The end of them as a couple……however, they will still come together for functions…such as premieres etc….

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  11. rushdog said on March 25th, 2011 at 12:52 pm

    @whatever:
    I agree with you on this assuming this is really about BP/AJ since that’s where we’ve been for a few weeks now. One dinner and a wedding invite??? Please!!

    Orgy Organza – Years of unrestrained indulgence
    But Where’s the Loot Willy? Where’s all your money W. “Willy” B. Pitt

    -Broke (out of money) and bougie (aspiring to be a higher class)
    -wishing fish – either literal or “we pick the gifts you take the credit” (someone else is really doing all the work)
    -hanky panky (fun times!!!) in the forbidden zone (1982 movie – basement door/down here things get really freaky) there are rumors of a room in the basement!! Seriously – their life got out of hand/pushed the boundaries too far
    -royal aloha with out noise – quiet good-bye
    -no invite to JP – someone wanted it for the attention it would bring
    -the end of the beginning – well the wedding date is a Friday, April 29, 2011 11am – a quiet press release sometime after 11am won’t get much attention on that day.

    We’ll see what happens!!

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  12. sinker said on March 25th, 2011 at 12:57 pm

    I can easily believe she would be miffed that she didn’t get an invite. Love it.

    ps ian – i am finally reading “who killed kurt cobain” i have put it off because it is a little close to home – spent some time w/ subpop folks in 90-91…. from what i’ve read so far, your writing matches what i experienced and also the stories going around the industry. good work.

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  13. rushdog said on March 25th, 2011 at 1:02 pm

    @Reality Bites:
    I have to say I don’t think you would know what they would have done. Only they know that. But an invitation, just the INVITE, would bring lots of attention and the constant repetition of their names in the press as invitees. It’s the repetition and the association that’s desired.

    Remember when she went to Cannes in 2009 with her little “stop-by/photo” in The Hague. That stop-by/photo op was the lead sentence in almost every article written about her arrival and presence in Cannes. “Angelina Jolie, after a stop in The Hague to attend the…., arrived in Cannes today.” This is how she operates, standard procedure. That’s really why the insult. There are some people that will tell her no.

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  14. liv4 said on March 25th, 2011 at 1:07 pm

    broke and bougie: affordable fashion fun described as hot, cheap, exclusive
    wishing fish: gift boutigue
    hanky panky in the forbidden zone: sexual
    Royal aloha without noise: Aloha can mean hell or goodbye, Royal family
    no invite to JP: no invite to wedding
    the end of a beginning: goodbye?

    So, a hot, cheap gift of a sexual nature was given. (OK, everyone imagine me actually shuddering as I typed that.)

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  15. clueless said on March 25th, 2011 at 1:08 pm

    I don’t mean to be rude, but will we ever hear the breakdown story [and all the dramatic clues] in plain English?.. or we just move on?

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  16. Up the Coast said on March 25th, 2011 at 1:54 pm

    I don’t claim to know all the in’s and out’s of Royal Etiquette, but I’m guessing that it is not acceptable to invite known WHORES to the wedding of a Prince :)

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  17. rushdog said on March 25th, 2011 at 1:57 pm

    @liv4:
    Lol, so in your version who gets the cheap gift — the real Prince?! Maybe that’s why the insult, in her world one thing assures the other. Really worth the shudder. Yuck!

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  18. wtf said on March 25th, 2011 at 1:57 pm

    @Up the Coast:
    well Camilla was invited……and married by one ;)

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  19. rushdog said on March 25th, 2011 at 1:58 pm

    @Up the Coast:
    Touche! Laughing out loud at that one.

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  20. wtf said on March 25th, 2011 at 2:06 pm

    @wtf:
    married TO one…need an edit button!!

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  21. Up the Coast said on March 25th, 2011 at 2:14 pm

    @wtf:
    I knew what you meant ;)

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  22. Kate said on March 25th, 2011 at 2:39 pm

    @liv4:
    Orgy Organza – orgy , orgasm, but agree this is about money ,spending too much
    But Where’s the Loot Willy? ha ha I love this, is she upset she can not have more?
    -Broke and bouige-trying to be something she is not -we have seen that for years, give it up Ang
    -wishing fish – on display in Australia-drop a coin make a wish-her desire to be royalty , and icon, like Princess Di, or Elizabeth Taylor, the First Lady, never going to happen
    -hanky panky in the forbidden zone- did she sleep with him (or her brother)
    -royal aloha with out noise – The Prince ignored her, snubbed her, and they are splitting quietly (hard to do that with kids though and at some point one will have to make a statement, I don’t see her doing that quietly if Jen is involved even as a friend if she has Brads DNA) just saying..
    -no invite to JP – obvious
    -the end of the beginning – no idea

    Why does she have a new tat under the twins, is that the beginning of something..the seventh …that seems to be the bigger question right now. Hard to ignore that. Is she adopting alone after the split, did she adopt and she had that fall through, is that 7th for her, for Brad..there has to be an explanation especially in the middle of all this…anyone have a idea what that is about.

    Hoping Ian will comment on this…

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  23. liv4 said on March 25th, 2011 at 2:54 pm

    @Kate:
    I hope he does too.

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  24. Newbie said on March 25th, 2011 at 2:56 pm

    Is this about the JP’s or about the upcoming royal wedding? I could see a few clues to fit the royals…

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  25. angelooney whoreley said on March 25th, 2011 at 3:19 pm

    keep it coming IAN…… Everybody knows she wanted a invite so bad she would have paid cash for it…… im sure her people have been on the phone for months……… im sure she has studied many many hours of diana footage…… to get her “sincere act ” just right ……… she wants to be loved like diana ……… respected like diana ……. and remembered fondly like diana ………… but for angie it is a costume she wears…….. a diana costume……….

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  26. angelooney whoreley said on March 25th, 2011 at 3:31 pm

    instead of being invited ……… she will come up with all kinds of ways to dominate the headlines……. i am expecting a blitz of personal info and pictures of the kids …………. anything to keep the remaining headlines she can …………. what else ya got???

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  27. louisianagurl said on March 25th, 2011 at 4:05 pm

    Broke and bougie …Aspiring to be a higher class than one is – trying to be something you are not. Persona of AJ as St. Ange…maybe looking toward next “step up”?

    Wishing fish – AJ wishing she would get an invite to wedding…or at least to the next level of society….looking for more credibility

    hanky panky in the forbidden zone – someone screwing around with something or someone that is considered off limits per contract

    royal aloha without noise – saying hello to Jen and goodbye to AJ at same time…no huge publicity surrounding it. Possibly to coincide with Royal Wedding to again deflect attention

    the end of the beginning –the middle, which would be the second trimester? Baby OK.

    Royal Wedding Orgy Organza – all of the pomp and circumstance that goes along with a Royal Wedding and those watching – great camouflage for Brangie to end relationship formally.

    But Where’s The Loot Willy – Where are the spoils of war? Possibly where is it hidden? Where are the kids?? Who is pregnant??

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  28. Tamara said on March 25th, 2011 at 4:17 pm

    She must be really pissed the Posh and Becks are invited then! hahaha

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  29. JLB said on March 25th, 2011 at 4:34 pm

    @HisHighness:

    Well I can kind of understand why AJ would feel that way about the Prince since she really doesn’t know what a close friend looks like.

    Also, Ian, my assumption on this puzzle is that it’s surrounding the Royal Family with a isolated comment about JP. ??? Wrong?Right?

    Up the Coast: “Whores Not Allowed”? Then why is Prince Andrew going?

    Liv4: “Did she have more than dinner”? Well that would depend on whether he and Kate “were on a break”. William and Harry were huge fans of “Friends” and I am sure that they had fun talking all about the one where Brad comes for Thanksgiving.

    Reality Bites: “The JP would not have gone even if invited”. This sarcasm falls flat, it can’t even be taken seriously or humorously. There is no recognized person on this planet with any social, cultural, historical or plain old fashioned business sense who would send an RSVP to the Royal Palace with the “cannot attend” box checked. Even just considering the connections and chance to cross paths with other world figures, it would be something not to miss out on. It is an honour to attend such an event…especially this one…and BP and AJ would know exactly how an invitation to that wedding would place the in society. A highly regarded place in society is exactly what was on their “get together bucket list”. Who are you kidding???

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  30. Tetta said on March 25th, 2011 at 4:34 pm

    Maybe Angelina will announce the seperation at the royal wedding day so she will try to compete of the headlines-

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  31. WTF said on March 25th, 2011 at 4:40 pm

    @Tetta:
    or her and Brad will announce they were wed!!! Wouldn’t put it past them to keep the shit going

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  32. angelooney whoreley said on March 25th, 2011 at 4:42 pm

    prince andrew……. that was funny…….

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  33. Dream said on March 25th, 2011 at 4:42 pm

    @louisianagurl:
    I read several years ago Brad hid all his artwork when things were not going well. I would think if he’s hiding the artwork he may be hiding much more.

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  34. angelooney whoreley said on March 25th, 2011 at 4:46 pm

    wait….. i remember wills getting reprimanded in high school for the poster of jennifer aniston where her butt is showing………. the rolling stone cover where shes laying down……… he put it up and had to take it down ………. i remember they said “even the prince has to follow the rules” ……….. a long long time ago ……….

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  35. angelooney whoreley said on March 25th, 2011 at 4:51 pm

    do you mean the artwork that pax smeared peanut butter on ………….

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  36. fffruitcup said on March 25th, 2011 at 4:54 pm

    @sinker:
    yay!

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  37. Up the Coast said on March 25th, 2011 at 5:02 pm

    @Tamara:
    SNAP! :)

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  38. WTF said on March 25th, 2011 at 5:09 pm

    **eyeroll** there’s an “insider” at FF saying the coordinates are their wedding date. That they married over xmas and the reason she wore the longsleeved dress to the GG was to hide the tattoo p) really???? Who comes up with this crap??

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  39. WTF said on March 25th, 2011 at 5:10 pm

    @WTF:
    i was joking when i said it up there lol

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  40. moo said on March 25th, 2011 at 5:13 pm

    New pics of AJ on FF with a new longitude tattoo. An supposed insider on there is saying her and Brad got married over Christmas and that is what it represents. They are apparently going to announce it to coincide with the Royal wedding so maybe this is what Ian is hinting at. I call BS though.

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  41. moo said on March 25th, 2011 at 5:14 pm

    @WTF:

    You beat me to it!

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  42. WTF said on March 25th, 2011 at 5:23 pm

    i’m going to attempt The Tourist tonight!! Wish me luck lol

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  43. angelooney whoreley said on March 25th, 2011 at 5:25 pm

    the hardest part about breaking up ……… is coparenting……… being civil to each other in the presence of the children…….. brad and angelina are doing that…… and getting no credit……. cuz they refuse to be honest about what is going on ……… this is what they should do……. announce a breakup ….. and continue like this …… spotted together being friendly ……… and the headlines will change to this ………”putting the kids first” ……….. “mature breakup” ………… “responsible coparenters” ……… instead everybody says “wink wink they look so happy” ……….. all this work and getting no credit ………

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  44. WTF said on March 25th, 2011 at 5:33 pm

    @angelooney whoreley:
    you mean like Courtney Cox and David Arquette suddenly have become (nothing to do with promoting their movie ..GAG)

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  45. Guest2 said on March 25th, 2011 at 5:38 pm

    @WTF:
    Well, that would be a disappointment after all these weeks of following the clues. But nothing would surprise me with those two. You would think if they did that they would look happier tha in the pictures. If it’s true at least we know that Jen and Brad aren’t together again but what about those pesky embryos. Too much to think about. I wish Ian would address this.

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  46. WTF said on March 25th, 2011 at 5:42 pm

    @Guest2:
    i have no idea….i think they are obsessed with the image they’ve created. She looks sad and bored to death with the whole thing, he plays the doting father, then almost lets his kid walk into a street because he’s so busy playing the paps. I still think brad liked the idea of kids……the reality of kids not so much, so i can’t see him having more with Jen but who knows….his ego knows no boundaries at this point IMO

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  47. angelooney whoreley said on March 25th, 2011 at 5:43 pm

    courteney and david are not turned on a spit over a fire on a monthly basis………. also not known for a mountain of lies …….. also not known for questionable parenting…….. cant compare apples and oranges…… courtenay and david have not sold their souls either…….. what was your point?????

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  48. angelooney whoreley said on March 25th, 2011 at 5:47 pm

    courtenay and david have a movie coming out??????

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  49. WTF said on March 25th, 2011 at 5:56 pm

    @angelooney whoreley:
    Scream 4

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  50. WTF said on March 25th, 2011 at 5:59 pm

    @angelooney whoreley:
    my point was he publically melted down when they split (crying on Howard Stern) …she was spotted practically making out in Hawaii with her co-star, now that they’re prmoting Scream 4…suddenly they’re exchanging loving glances and holding hands??? you don’t think thats all PR BS????? pulleasse

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  51. angelooney whoreley said on March 25th, 2011 at 6:15 pm

    of course it is…… good for their kid……. they have learned well……. but they dont have a loooooong train of PR BS behind them …….. theirs just started ……. everyone is entitled to a little bit of public relations BS …. they are in “the movies” after all …………….. but when it is boldface lies to the fans……. drugs ……… dangerous sex practices …….. voo doo ……. incest …..violence complete with knives…. and then throw in 6 innocent children …….. it becomes more than PR BS ………….. it is a “fairy tale in reverse” ……….. and when david melted down on howards show …….. it was very sincere ……….. it was sad …… that was a very real emotion he was going through ………. Brad and angie need to “cut the shit”……… and coparent ……… like everybody else is doing ……… ive seen some screaming matches in some front yards …….. coparenting is the hardest thing any adult has to do ……. smile at the person you hate …….. be nice to someone who (you think) ruined your life ……. work together with the person who stole your “best years” ………. alot of my friends have gotten divorces and they are sad ………. and the kids suffer most….. they need to be honest …….. and coparent ……… it looks like they are ……… i hope it is going well…..

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  52. Up the Coast said on March 25th, 2011 at 6:46 pm

    @WTF:
    Good Luck staying Awake to the end.

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  53. Twinkletoes said on March 25th, 2011 at 7:02 pm

    Im getting soo confused here now , so who had the breakdown ??

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  54. rushdog said on March 25th, 2011 at 7:04 pm

    @angelooney whoreley:
    I agree with you absolutely on this. A friendly, mature handling of this without all the regular PR bullshite is, imo, in the best interest of the family AND would get them some respect from their audience. People w/children end relationships all the time in and out of HW. They need to get off their arrogant high-horses and just deal with it honestly. Shite, I might even consider seeing one of their movies in the future if they would stop this stupid game (ok I might have to think really hard on that one first!!).

    Glad to see you came back. Some of your posts are really hilarious.

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  55. anon said on March 25th, 2011 at 7:07 pm

    If she had stuck with Colin Farrell she might have been invited to Liz Taylor’s funeral.

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  56. rushdog said on March 25th, 2011 at 7:08 pm

    @Twinkletoes:
    lol, which breakdown are you talking about, the one in February? I know it all gets confusing.

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  57. anon said on March 25th, 2011 at 7:13 pm

    @angelooney whoreley:
    I agree also. Good plan, now someone needs to convince them of this.
    And great line – Brad and angie need to “cut the shit”……… and coparent

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  58. Twinkletoes said on March 25th, 2011 at 7:16 pm

    @rushdog:
    Yes , Im trying to keep up here !

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  59. angelooney whoreley said on March 25th, 2011 at 7:23 pm

    im addicted to the green shirt and gold bow tie…………really

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  60. rushdog said on March 25th, 2011 at 7:30 pm

    @WTF:
    re: the Tourist – please come back with an assessment. If it’s shite I want to know that, if there are good parts I want to know that too. I will not watch her movies until she stops the shite, so I’m relying on someone who’s willing to do so to give me an honest assessment!

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  61. GoopyDrawers said on March 25th, 2011 at 7:54 pm

    @HisHighness:

    BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!

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  62. rushdog said on March 25th, 2011 at 8:03 pm

    @Newbie:
    It’s hard to know for sure what this is about. The tag and invite pic would indicate Br. royal but it could be a double meaning clue. Broke & bougie (it only takes a few bucks to look like a million) and wishing fish (we pick the gifts, you take the credit) are both retail websites. In the context of the puzzle they say “fake, fake” to me at least. So is it the royal wedding or suggestions that BP/AJ are married/7th coordinate is fake. No royal hello or goodbye, no invite, the beginning of one will signal the end of the other.

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  63. JLB said on March 25th, 2011 at 8:04 pm

    @angelooney whoreley: re: Prince William and JA poster…yup, big crush on the Aniston. If given the choice, I bet he would rather have had dinner with this “friend”….now I know why AJ wasn’t invited…she just thought she impressed him at dinner when all the time she had no idea he was thinking about a long lost poster.

    Hey….wouldn’t it be great if Jennifer was invited to the Royal Wedding…too bad.

    Okay, here’s my dream guess to the puzzle: Brad leaves Angelina in time for the Royal Wedding and attends with Jennifer as her escort. Angelina has a melt down and calls the Palace, “But we had dinner together!!!” Feeling slighted, she contacts Prince Andrew knowing that Fergie is not invited and tries to negotiate with him to be his escort in exchange for “hanky panky in the forbidden zone” but he refuses as she is wayyyyyy too old for his taste. This is too much for AJ as only JA is supposed to be publicly humiliated and the joy of her supposed new “beginning” has come to an “end”.

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  64. angelooney whoreley said on March 25th, 2011 at 8:07 pm

    OH MY GOD……….. it is entirely possible that brad married her ……… that would give him more rights to the three adopted kids …….. with no marriage …… he is simply mommys boyfriend ……….. last i checked mommys boyfriend cant claim a kid in court……..it would also give him the right with other relatives to hospitalise her ………. against her will……… would brad pitt marry a woman while also planning the divorce??????? …….. that sounds like something he would do ………. absolutely……..

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  65. WCKitty said on March 25th, 2011 at 8:07 pm

    I don’t know if anybody has posted this yet, but someone claiming to be an insider over at FF is saying that Angie and Brad got married over the Christmas holidays and are planning to announce the news to steal the thunder from the royal wedding. The insider claims that they are not a happy family, but are just keeping the “game alive.” The insider claims the whole charade has been carefully crafted.

    Wouldn’t announcing their marriage several months later, during the time of the royal wedding, make the public (loons exempted) dislike them even more?

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  66. Bottles said on March 25th, 2011 at 8:10 pm

    LOL !! @anon:

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  67. Bottles said on March 25th, 2011 at 8:12 pm

    Don’t bother……brain numbing ! she was just so bad, but then so was johnnie depp
    venice was the only worthwhile thing in the movie
    @rushdog:

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  68. angelooney whoreley said on March 25th, 2011 at 8:16 pm

    the end of the beginning of jennifers pregnancy???? ……. second trimester?????……… out of the danger zone when most miscarriages happen ……… where has she been???…….. since the white dress in mexico she disappeared????? ………. shes preggers hiding somewhere……. puking her guts up and eating crackers….

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  69. angelooney whoreley said on March 25th, 2011 at 8:38 pm

    in california when a child turns 12 they can ask to live with the parent of their choice………. and the judge is supposed to take it into consideration…….. and they dont like to separate siblings…… so just maybe that is what brad is waiting for …….. maddox will say i wanna live with daddy……… and then a chorus of “me too me too” …… and brad gets all the kids …… espiacially if he stays put and acts stable for a while……… if he can pee clean in a cup …….. hes good to go……. hes scandal free ………. except for the MOTA

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  70. JLB said on March 25th, 2011 at 8:40 pm

    @WTF: re: “tattoo of wedding date over x-mas”

    Yeah right, AJ would have kept that secret like she did their 2005 secret rendezvous in Africa

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  71. anon said on March 25th, 2011 at 8:41 pm

    @louisianagurl:
    LAgurl, great thinking – “the end of the beginning –the middle, which would be the second trimester? Baby OK.”

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  72. payal said on March 25th, 2011 at 8:55 pm

    jen or angelina? could not stomach another angelina pregnancy

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  73. Guest2 said on March 25th, 2011 at 10:42 pm

    Maybe the wedding clue is really just about them not being invited to the royal wedding. But if they did get married over Christmas it would have been in Namibia. The pictures of them in Africa show Brad wearing what looks like a gold wedding band on his right hand. He’s worn it in other photos.

    http://www.pinkisthenewblog.com/2010/12/brangelina-surface-in-namibia-for-xmas/

    It goes against all the Brangie done clues unless the marriage is for other reasons, legal perhaps, husband and wife can’t testify against each other (thinking of the crime clue). Maybe they are adopting another child from Africa for Zahara and that is the reason for the new tattoo. I remember reading an old AJ interview where she said they wanted to do that. I wonder how Jen would fit into this scenario. All this is just speculation and my opinion only. Just kind of thinking out loud.

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  74. Glynis said on March 25th, 2011 at 11:02 pm

    @HisHighness:
    Just wondering what you make of Jolie’s sudden weight gain.

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  75. Concerned said on March 25th, 2011 at 11:24 pm

    @Guest2:
    “I wonder how Jen would fit into this scenario”

    I’d rather she NOT fit into this mess. This wishing for them to get back is beyond ridiculous. If I were Jen, I’d be insulted to be linked to these 2 scum of the earth. I’d take a 2 hour shower to get the grossness of it off of my skin. Just thinking about her having anything to do with them makes me shiver.

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  76. Agent Scully said on March 26th, 2011 at 4:39 am

    Broke and bourgie: Brad and Angie. BR(ad) + (an)GIE.

    Wishing fish: Fishing for a prize catch.

    Hanky panky in the forbidden zone: Sexual taboo.

    Royal aloha without noise: Secret rendezvous with royalty.

    No invite to JP: Broke and Bourgie were not invited to the royal wedding. NOW THE WINDSORS WILL PAY.

    The end of a beginning: The fairy tale Royal wedding will be on the rocks as soon as Broke and Bourgie drop their BOMBSHELL.

    See, one fine day when the JP’s were entertaining prince William with a lovely dinner at their LA home (in the basement) Angelina spilled wine all over her organza dress. Naturally she was worried that the dress would stain, she ripped it off and soaked it in the icebucket on the table. Before young William had the chance to pick his jaw up off the floor, she already had her lizard-like tongue down his throat. Meanwhile, Brad didn’t waste any time, and soon he was engaging in some serious hanky panky in the forbidden zone. When young William was spent, Angelina, helpful girl that she is, offered to dispose of Willie’s condom… a veritable moneybag brimming with the Heir To The Throne. So Willie… where’s the loot? Will Angelina give birth to the future King Of England? Hmmm?

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  77. thescoop4u said on March 26th, 2011 at 5:39 am

    Here is the deal!
    Jen had a miscarriage In Feb of 2003. She told Brad they could try again in 3 months. They waited and when it was time they tried again. After 6 months of trying Brad found something out. Supposedly he was looking for tweezers in her make-up bag in the bathroom closet. No idea what for. In the bag was a pack of birth control pills, just filled that month (Nov.). He confronted her and she admitted she wanted to wait longer.
    Brad started MAMS in Jan. 2005 and met Angelina, the rest you already know. Jennifer deserves someone better than him and believe me she has moved on. But the info above was blabbed about from one of her Friends. This so called friend was jealous of her success.
    Brad has been on heroin since MAMS. He and Jolie deserve each other, they both are trash.

    Halle Berry is definitely on heroin, diabetic or not!
    It is sad because she is a great actress.

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  78. Flower said on March 26th, 2011 at 6:01 am

    damn thescoop4u, you’re bringing better dish than Ian himself!

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  79. Guest2 said on March 26th, 2011 at 8:01 am

    @Concerned:
    I agree with you. I don’t want to see a Jen/Brad reunion either and would rather she distance herself completely from these two. Why any woman would take back a man who not only cheated on her but then proceeded to humiliate her in such a cold and public way (the W spread and not defending her when the tabs were saying he left because she didn’t want children) and has the kind of baggage he has is something I don’t understand. She would only be seen as the woman who has pined away for Brad all these years and took him away from his kids. But we can’t ignore all the Jen clues that Ian has given us especially the Brangiston and JA pregnancy clues. I wish he would give us some clarification on how she fits in especially with these wedding clues.

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  80. inOttawa said on March 26th, 2011 at 8:56 am

    @thescoop4u: I believe this because it sounds pretty specific and offers a kernel of truth to the big assertion (which I think was overplayed) that JA did not want kids. Being in a hugely popular sitcom at the time, I could see why she would want to wait.

    I also believe the bit about the heroin. I spoke to a colleague of mine who used to be in law enforcement and posted in Miami in drug trade investigations, stings, etc… I asked him how meth was different than heroine and he told me very clearly that a person with a heroin addiction does not act differently – that their body reaches a state where they need heroin to keep feeling well. There are symptoms (runny nose, runny eyes, constipation and loss of appetite) but they are not as noticeable as when people are taking meth.

    So now when I hear whispers about possible heroin use/addiction, I can see how it is possible that AJ and others have a dependency. It keeps them thin and thin is hugely important in this industry. If she is putting on weight (where is the source for this), that could mean she is cleaning up? Apparently that is a wickedly brutal experience.

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  81. Justa Visitor said on March 26th, 2011 at 9:13 am

    @inOttawa:

    A miscarriage is extremely difficult to bear. I am not surprised she wanted to wait longer. The thought of having another one would be enough to cause a long wait before trying again. Also, depending on the timing of a miscarriage and if any procedures had to be done afterwards, it is highly possible that it was not medically advisable for her to be pregnant so shortly after the last one. Considering what we have seen in the media (that tacky W spread and the subsequent bashing of JA), it would not surprise me in the least to find that BP is a callous arsehole – enough so that he didn’t get what he wanted quickly enough and like a petulant child, took up with the first thing he could find that would oblige him.

    And I hope that JA has nothing to do with him, though it would serve AJ and BP right if she was carrying his offspring after dragging her into this freak show. I’m quite positive if JA was not bitter and bitched-up before all this happened, she could be now – and who could blame her? Who wouldn’t be? One would have to be to endure the shite that she has for so long.

    Still, who really knows what is going on here. On one hand, my mind is screaming “Filter it all with common sense” and alternately I’m thinking “What common sense. This is HW we are talking about”.

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  82. Justa Visitor said on March 26th, 2011 at 9:20 am

    Oh, and methadone will most certainly cause one to gain weight. My sister was so addicted to it that it killed her (methadone toxicity the official cause of her death). She would puff up and become discontent with her weight and then she would find cocaine or heroin to take her weight back down. She always told me that addiction to methadone was worse than anything that she had ever been addicted to. And it was, as I understand, first used to help people get off of heroin. I have no idea what people are taking or not taking. Just simply stating facts as I know them.

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  83. rushdog said on March 26th, 2011 at 9:49 am

    @thescoop4u:
    Fascinating information. Just to be correct, MAMS began filming in 2004, right? The ‘05 just looks like a type-o to me.
    Since you seem to be providing specifics here, I asked you before, what do YOU know about the current status of the relationship between BP & AJ?

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  84. rushdog said on March 26th, 2011 at 10:02 am

    Going back to the clue/riddle posted here, it’s easy enough to apply it to both the Royals and JPs.

    Broke and bougie…wishing fish = both web retail/say “fake, fake” to me OR lack of money and tryng to maintain a certain status
    hanky panky in the forbidden zone = some sexual secret
    royal aloha without noise = much quieter ceremonies than before
    no invite to JP = didn’t get the invite wanted
    the end of a beginning! = the fairy tale is over before it even began!

    But I have to say if this is supposed to be about the Royals, isn’t some of this stuff a given, expected, so to speak? So imo possibly about both couples, if about only one couple I’d go with JPs. The clues wouldn’t seem out of the ordinary for the Royal Family, scandalous maybe, but really not that surprisng. And how could they not have any money, don’t they get it from the British people?

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  85. Juliette said on March 26th, 2011 at 10:31 am

    @thescoop4u:

    I had always believed that Pitt got into seriously heavy drugs since hooking up with AJ. I posted that very thing on FF a long while ago. His whole vibe has changed. He has also been making bad decisions with regard to his career, his children and his life in general. That all smacks of drug use or addiction. Pun intended. I’m sure Jen is aware of what is going on in his life and I don’t think she would throw away her career and her reputation to get involved with Pitt again. And the thought that she would want to create a baby from his frozen embryos is just off the grid. She could buy the best sperm out there and hire the best lawyers to make sure that donor never came knocking at her door in the future. As for romance, there’s no other man out there in the world? I would not go near a heroin user with a ten foot pole.

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  86. WTF said on March 26th, 2011 at 10:36 am

    @rushdog…i didn’t mind the tourist – it wasn’t as bad as people claimed – there was some chemistry b/w her and johnny…no white hot heat but that wasn’t really what the story called for. Bottomline…i’ve seen better movies….and i’ve seen a whole lot worse.

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  87. cuze said on March 26th, 2011 at 11:18 am

    Ok..here’s what I think. If Brad and Jennifer are having a relationship then I think this riddle is about them. I don’t believe that Jennifer is using any frozen embryo’s from seven + years ago. That’s just plain gross. So if she’s pregnant it’s because her and Pitt have been doing the deed or because she has used current dna. The past riddle talking about the stripped blue fish might indicate a positive pregnancy test.

    broke and bougie….The “brand” is over, finished
    wishing fish…. AJ wishes it was she that was pregnant
    hanky panky in the forbidden zone…..having sex around time of ovulation
    royal aloha without noise….a secret wedding.
    no invite to JP…. it’s not the Jolie Pitt wedding… (it’s brad and Jennifer)
    the end of the beginning… I like what someone wrote about the end of the first trimester.
    Royal wedding orgy organza… Jolie will be at the wedding
    But where’s the loot, Willy? …..She won’t be paid for being the second half of the “brand” for being there.

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  88. rushdog said on March 26th, 2011 at 11:24 am

    @WTF:
    Thanks for the info. I don’t plan on seeing the movie, was just curious because there seemed to be a bit of “really hated it/awful” and “I enjoyed it” comments out there. It seems like the expectations surrounding the movie (supposed ‘hottest” starts, thriller etc…) were so high it had no where to go but down in reviews and then anything after that became mediocre or a bit of a wash. And the marketing may have confused the audience or at least an audience of critics.

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  89. rushdog said on March 26th, 2011 at 11:26 am

    @Justa Visitor:
    So sorry to hear about your sister. Thank you for that information. I’m not familiar with the effects of drugs on the body except generally so your post was very informative.

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  90. jan said on March 26th, 2011 at 12:34 pm

    The royal invitation, eh? JP not invited. So many disappointments in life. So glad that I am wake up every morning and can breath air, my kids are healthy and not on drugs, etc. No getting an invite to the royal wedding or anythihng else is nada to me. Just grateful for what God has given me. I think THIS disappointment, if real, is fodder.

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  91. jan said on March 26th, 2011 at 12:36 pm

    @jan:
    I meant to say glad that I wake up, NOT so that I am wake up.

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  92. Cilla S said on March 26th, 2011 at 1:11 pm

    @Juliette:
    I agree, this whole pregnancy plot is a lot like “The Switch” plot. Time will tell…..

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  93. inOttawa said on March 26th, 2011 at 1:14 pm

    @rushdog: Agree with WTF. Movie wasn’t as awful as many made it out to be. I saw it as e a kind of ligh,t almost family friendly, mystery movie and I think it was important to avoid too much chemistry between the main characters.

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  94. WTF said on March 26th, 2011 at 1:34 pm

    @inOttawa:
    i think it was meant to be a throwback to the 1940’s style movies only set in current day…

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  95. Dream said on March 26th, 2011 at 1:37 pm

    @inOttawa:
    Detoxing from opiates is about the worst thing you can imagine.

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  96. Finnish Translation said on March 26th, 2011 at 2:01 pm

    good content

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  97. Patty Anne said on March 26th, 2011 at 2:28 pm

    Did you all read that Johnny Depp is set to play Nick Charles in a remake of The Thin Man? I’m really looking forward to that, I think he’ll be great in the role, and make it his own. I’d love to see jennifer Aniston play Nora Charles, socialite, witty, sexy wife of Nick.

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  98. Kate said on March 26th, 2011 at 2:41 pm

    @cuze:
    That is a very interesting theory Cuze, sounds workable, I could see Jen doing a private wedding in Maui somewhere, maybe without Angie though lol, she did say marriage and baby would happen.

    The person that insist that Brad and Angie got married at Christmas, well if they did it was in Africa and unless they registered it when they returned home it is not legal in the US..

    If they plan to do that within the year, and they are really in love and want to make a go of it for their family once and for all, and I say good for them, and hope that means forfeiting some of their careers. I would bet they both know that if they married one another , the Brand at that point is dead. No one will care at all anymore what they do or do not do from that point on. Just another family , nothing special anymore. They have stayed relevant by keeping it all a mystery. Will they, won’t they, do they, are they.

    Bad advice from someone if true. They could each start over with others and do that and be huge again, but not now with each other, they just look old and tired.

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  99. anon said on March 26th, 2011 at 3:27 pm

    @thescoop4u:
    So you are saying they started trying again in May 2003 and tried for 6 months before Brad found the birth control pills. Wasn’t Brad gone for 4 of those months, Jun-Sep, filming Troy?
    Also, MAMS started in Jan 2004.

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  100. antinea said on March 26th, 2011 at 3:36 pm

    Sorry it’s not because i’m French, but the original French movie “Anthony Zimmer” which inspired the remake “The tourist” was so good, and the actors being so good also, that i cannot imagine AJ, who I’ve always considered being a serious bad actress (in each movie, same voice, same tone, same attitude), not spoiling the movie and no being ridiculous compared to Sophie Marceau…

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  101. anon said on March 26th, 2011 at 4:05 pm

    @anon:
    Sorry, let me amend that. He was filming Troy from Apr. Filmed first in London (Jolie happened to be in England at that time) then he moved on to Malta in May. There are pics of Aniston in Malta at end of May. The Troy set had moved to Cabo by end of August when Hurricane Ignacio had hit. He finished up in Cabo in early Oct. MAMS started pre-production in Nov 2003.
    So there wasn’t a whole lot of time for making babies regardless of whether she was on the pill those 6 months.

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  102. Kate said on March 26th, 2011 at 4:15 pm

    @anon:
    That story has been posted all over Datalounge, Panache and other boards for four years now by people that hate Jen, just like the ones that Brad has slow swimmers, or that he is sterile, etc. So much fiction.

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  103. thescoop4u said on March 26th, 2011 at 4:22 pm

    @rushdog:
    oops on the typo. I don’t know anything about them at the moment. I just know Jennifer isn’t interested in Pitt anymore.@anon:
    That is what planes are for and they were definitely trying at the time. She flew to Malta many times, and remember many things aren’t publicized truthfully. You may read a couple were apart for x amount of months while filming but that isn’t always the case.

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  104. rushdog said on March 26th, 2011 at 4:30 pm

    Sorry to keep returnng to the post, was thinking it over while shopping. Wonder if this one isn’t just about her (AJ) in relation to the wedding. Ian posted about the dinner and I think as it stands she loses more in a split, jmo.

    Years ago when she had no money and was trying to elevate her status she was “fishing” for the big catch, using a little “sexy” on someone way out of her league. TPTB w/the Palace quiety got rid of the situation. She wanted the wedding invite for brangie, will not happen, latest manipulation over before it began.

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  105. thescoop4u said on March 26th, 2011 at 4:39 pm

    @Kate:
    All I can say is you have to give that courtesy to every gossip you read then. I am not a Jennifer hater at all. Now Brad is a different story, he used the “Jen doesn’t want babies” for sympathy. It’s obvious where that started.

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  106. rushdog said on March 26th, 2011 at 4:45 pm

    @thescoop4u:
    Thanks for the response. I really don’t want to see them back together but that’s her business. Maybe if he reached out to her she has been a friend to him and would like to have that friendship in her life.

    And on the other side of things, mutual dependence on substances can tie two people together longer than either may wish, the abyss, imo.

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  107. Kate said on March 26th, 2011 at 4:48 pm

    @rushdog:

    About the only clear message we seem to be getting is – our kids are not unruly, wild or reckless or criminals, and our twins do not have DS.., and we can co-parent and work at the same time. That is all the People story did. Nothing on them as a couple, just , the kids are fine, we are good parents, and they come first.

    Beyond that, where are we? She did have the 7th tat at the fake PR conference she gave with the Japanese reporter where she could barely keep her eyes open and talked about Asian food. That was on March 4th. I am guessing it is for her, mommy and her six kids. She can not handle the ones she has now, can’t imagine why she would want another one. That will probably be part of her single mother PR routine when they split. TMZ noted that they had maxed on the children and we would never see them that way for another 75 years. That seems to imply, no more kids for Brange, and they are done as a couple. I am thinking once they announce the split she will say she got the last tat to represent herself as the mother of all of them, or maybe him as the father.. who knows, she will use it as some PR angle most likely.

    The only other thing I am wondering about is the last quote up there -the beginning of the end..that could mean so many different things depending on who we are talking about. It has been quoted over and over, wars, love, etc.

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  108. rushdog said on March 26th, 2011 at 5:05 pm

    @Kate:
    re: the 7th tat – doesn’t she usually get that tatoo after the child is brought into the family, that’s what would make sense to me because she wouldn’t necessarily know the coordinates beforehand. So the idea of the 7th representing her or BP or something else about the family would make sense. I would really love to know what the press knows about this situation. I recall when BP/JA split some of the media indicated that they knew prior to the split that something was up because they followed the couple all the time and noticed changes. Changes with brangie started over two years ago, imo, so at this point I have to believe that at least some of the media, like TMZ, know what’s going on. If she really had a breakdown on 2/10 and emergency services were called, how was that kept so quiet? I think the entire relationship has been a long series of ups and downs. When it was good it may have been fantastic, but when it was bad it was hell. I believe the media, at least the paps and tabs, know this and that is why the break-up rumors have continued over the years.

    Thanks for the info about the People article. I was going to read the article at the drug store yesterday but it was last week’s issue on the stand. So if it’s nothing about them as a couple and primarily that the kids are o.k., refuting rumors and we are co-parenting, it could easily be a first step in the process of announcing quietly. IMO they can’t just not be together anymore. The relationship was too high profile for too long and that would just risk scandalous headlines, especially because of the children. To end it could simply be a simple press release like what happened in Jan. ‘05. They can’t control the press and public reaction, but they can try to control their message.

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  109. rushdog said on March 26th, 2011 at 5:06 pm

    @Kate:
    the quote is “the end of the beginning!” So it’s the end of the start of something, whatever that something may be!

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  110. Kate said on March 26th, 2011 at 5:06 pm

    @thescoop4u:

    Well I don’t , because I don’t know who you are, and least with Ian ,I do. You could be making it up, and I have seen things taken from here, copied and pasted on to other boards, and the person pretended to be an insider, and they other readers were in awe, all the while the person who did that was lying and laughing at them. I know of two posters that have made up stories on FF and pretended to be insiders, and everyone believed them , and yet they just sat back and laughed at how they had them going, and another one, who just loves the drama of it, and does it to get them believing the opposite of what they do. So I am afraid I just do not buy it, nothing against you, but anyone of us could say the same, and if you can not say how you know , at least in part, where you got the info, then it is not credible.

    It is reasons like this, that make me pause and wonder, don’t people realize that someone else may know the truth before they make these statements. Five posters could go out and give an account of what is “really” going on, on various boards, and withing a day it would be all over the net. That dos not make it true. I saw one person even use a man’s name on set ,on set, all of his credentials, and claim he was the father of one of Jolie’s kids. The guy had to change his professional page.

    Can you validate your story with, I worked with Brad on this set, or I work at his home, I cut his hair, his dealer, shared a needle with him, something, I cook for Jen, I do Yoga with Jen, I shop with Jen, I do her parties, something, because not even any of those types of relationships would know if Jen would take Brad back. I would venture to say there are few that know that outside of family and immediate circle on both sides.

    You get the idea. Nothing personal but it just needs more back up.

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  111. Kate said on March 26th, 2011 at 5:12 pm

    @rushdog:
    Rush you know Ian plays with words, he says -the end of A beginning, and I know that many use that term, like they do in relation to wars, etc, but that one change can alter the meaning. Did he do that on intention, like he did when he tagged the photos different? He had a reason for that, although we do not know why?

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  112. Kate said on March 26th, 2011 at 5:26 pm

    @rushdog:
    The article just talks about what great parents they are, how chaos unfolds at dinner time, blah blah, that the twins are healthy and they would never hide it, they would use it to help someone else, that she took them to see him so they were not away too long, how much fun they had as a family,etc. yeah they looked thrilled to be together, didn’t they? lol I kind of think Brad put this out as a big FU to the NE for saying things about the kids. They really not do stories on the kids health, that is wrong on so many levels, imagine how hurtful that will be to them one day. At the same time though it does not give one the idea they are headed to splits ville, but he kept his distance on the walk, and she left after two days. He made no effort to even look at her like most husbands would their wife , even at 20 years. He just sort of ignored her, and she seemed to try and lag behind, almost like they were barely talking.

    In their defense though, when they first came out, he did look tense and agitated, so it is possible, that they knew the paps were there, they took the kids out , or tried too, but it was a pain to do so, (but why was Angie and the twins dressed like that) he made one small gesture to Angie at the beginning when the paps caught them, and never again. He knew he was on camera, kept his cool, and got it over with. They both seemed to hate it to me, even though he smiled and said hello to those who did to him. Even though this appeared to be a disgusting parade to us, if we were there standing on the corner, maybe we would have said, aww look how cute. lol

    Last time I was in Nice, there was this family with six little kids, and they were all lined up on the curb of this side street eating their little ice cream cone, lol, and they were so adorable, picture perfect. Kids just make people smile, messy or not. Angie did not look like she wanted to be there, did she? She doesn’t look pregnant to me, he knit top is lose around he waist, and Brad just seemed tense and annoyed until he had to be nice. They both look trapped and miserable to me.

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  113. Greenie said on March 26th, 2011 at 5:34 pm

    @rushdog:

    The coordinate tattoos are for the birthplace of each child. #5 and #6 are identical

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  114. Justa Visitor said on March 26th, 2011 at 5:58 pm

    @rushdog:

    You’re welcome. In the very end, she realized that there was little that she could do to help herself, so she was very transparent if she thought she would be able to help someone else. Oddly enough, she somewhat resembled Anna Nicole Smith. She was incredibly beautiful – enough so I think that she could have been in the biz before the drugs took their toll.

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  115. Justa Visitor said on March 26th, 2011 at 6:09 pm

    I took a good long look at the people cover while shopping today and that goofy grin he is giving really does seem like an FU to someone. Maybe it is Ian. Maybe it is NE.

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  116. Agent Scully said on March 26th, 2011 at 6:32 pm

    Hey guys, does anyone know more about the dinner with Prince William? I tried to google it but only came up with this page on Ian Undercover! Was this dinner covered/speculated about in any news/gossip story before this? Or is this an exclusive scoop that Ian is giving us???

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  117. Twinkletoes said on March 26th, 2011 at 6:52 pm

    @Agent Scully:
    I have never heard of any dinner date aswell , and if this was in England , I am sure it would have been picked up , unless of course since Princess Diana passed the paps where told to keep away ???

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  118. rushdog said on March 26th, 2011 at 7:13 pm

    @Greenie:
    So then it doesn’t make sense to me that she could already have the coordinates of a 7th child unless it’s an adoption already confirmed. A person could plan to give birth in a certain city but what if the plans changed, the the tat would be wrong.

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  119. Guest1 said on March 26th, 2011 at 7:17 pm

    If what thescoop4u is saying is true, I have to give a lot more credit to JA than I have previously given her. Sounds like she had good reasons to delay getting pregnant again. She could have taken the selfish, self absorbed way out, thrown caution to the wind, and gotten pregnant. If a portion of what has been written about Brad is true, she had good reason to question his commitment to her.

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  120. thescoop4u said on March 26th, 2011 at 7:45 pm

    @Kate:
    I stated that a Friend was the one that talked about it. You probably don’t know any of the other gossip people that are saying Jennifer and Brad are together either. No disrespect but the truth is Brad used the “Jen doesn’t want kids” for sympathy. Where else would Angelina get this idea? He had to have told her this. That is my opinion on that whole part. I never stated it was a fact. I wasn’t there or had anything to do with Pitt and Angelina. Jennifer knows exactly what went down and she did want to wait. I really understand that part because she was worried it may happen again. Don’t you think she would confide in her so called Friend? And that so called Friend is a hateful person that would talk about it to put Jennifer down. But Jennifer would never suspect that person because she would assume it all came from Brad. He also knew the details of her birth control, wanting to wait, etc. Are you Pro-Brad? I can understand why you are skeptical if you are. No I am not laughing at anyone or want attention. I am not exactly an insider I just know about her Friend as I keep saying and the heroin addiction. People can choose to believe me or not. Ian has never came out and said most of what he knows and there could be so many reasons for that. I totally respect him in that regard. Most gossip people just state everything they hear as a fact. These clues are to be deciphered. Some people see it one way and others differently. I am not bashing Ian at all. The hidden dragon clue stands out and shows he may know of the addiction, that part is my opinion of him putting that clue. But their heroin addiction is a FACT and well known in Hollywood.

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  121. thescoop4u said on March 26th, 2011 at 8:00 pm

    @Kate:
    To me this part stands out:
    At the same time though it does not give one the idea they are headed to splits ville, but he kept his distance on the walk, and she left after two days. He made no effort to even look at her like most husbands would their wife , even at 20 years. He just sort of ignored her, and she seemed to try and lag behind, almost like they were barely talking.

    To me it looked like he was leading and she was behind to watch the kids in front of her. That is my opinion of the walk and you have yours. Everyone sees it differently, that is just how it is. I don’t know the status of their relationship. There is a lot of people that do and don’t. When they went through that door nobody but them and their “people” know what happened between the two at that point.

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  122. rushdog said on March 26th, 2011 at 8:18 pm

    I’m back to the clue again because I love puzzles and get stuck often enough on this one. I think THE royal wedding here is meant to associate with the “royal” in HW which for the last few years has been BP/AJ. My head just can’t connect this clue to a JA/BP wedding, maybe because I don’t want to, so right now I’m at:
    Orgy Organza = Years of unrestrained indulgence
    But where’s the loot, Willy? = where’s your plunder now
    Broke & bougie = Money & status
    wishing fish = longing for what was
    hanky, panky in the forbidden zone = sexy times gone
    royal aloha w/out noise = no hellos and goodbyes
    no invite to JP = no “royal” wedding here
    the end of a beginning = (play on words) the end in reality is a new beginning

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  123. rushdog said on March 26th, 2011 at 8:38 pm

    @thescoop4u:
    Lol, I think she was behind to watch the kids because he wasn’t paying any attention to them. To me it looked like he was leading that “parade.” Maybe it’s the passive/agressive BP trying to push her into understanding that the relationship will end, and in a way that he thinks it should. Ian posted that BP’s been unhappy and wanted out for a long time so it’s not much of a stretch to think he can take a situation and paint the picture as he likes, no matter what she tries to do. And you’re right none of us know anything, just speculation.

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  124. thescoop4u said on March 26th, 2011 at 9:05 pm

    @rushdog:
    Thanks rushdog! Brad does seem like he would be that way. I did not come on here to attack anyone and your posts have been pleasant. I was insulted by being asked if I knew this by “sharing a needle.” But I understand the skepticism. Reading my posts should validate that I never said I knew anything about the Jolie-Pitts except the heroin use. That is a well known FACT. I just think that Jennifer was mistreated by Pitt and know that her Friend enjoyed her misery. Why? I have no idea other than she was jealous of her success. And I stated it is my opinion that it had to be Brad telling Jolie “Jen didn’t want kids.” The whole being a shoulder to cry on for Pitt, which she later denied. Trying to backtrack since she knew she looked bad saying this?

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  125. Guest2 said on March 26th, 2011 at 9:35 pm

    @thescoop4u:
    I’ve enjoyed reading your posts. I don’t know if you can or want to answer this question but where you have Friend capitalized would this person be someone from the TV show that Jen trusts as a best friend? Given the rumors surrounding that individual’s own marital problems she is the first person who comes to mind as selling her out. I will choose to believe you about Jen having no involvement with BP just because I don’t want to see them together. He is a jerk in my opinion and she should set her sights on someone better.

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  126. badasschubbychickinminiskirt said on March 26th, 2011 at 9:53 pm

    @thescoop4u:
    I wouldn’t trust someone who was jealous and apparently took pleasure in relaying an anecdote that was hurtful and embarrassing towards the person she was jealous of. Your friend wasn’t being truthful about the birth control story. As a matter of fact, I can tell you that the story and the situation is completely untrue.

    As for the other rumors you point out, I’ve heard the same thing…but I think he was dabbling with it for quite some time before MAMS, and it was after he hooked up with her that it became serious.

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  127. Guest1 said on March 26th, 2011 at 9:55 pm

    I went onto http://www.nbc.com to watch an episode of “Harry’s Law” and saw a picture of JA/BP/AJ with the caption “Celebrity Love Triangles” which stated “While still married to Jennifer Aniston, Brad Pitt’s affair with Angelina Jolie began on the set of “Mr. and Mrs. Smith.”More Stuff On NBC.COM

    http://www.nbc.com/harrys-law/photos/celebrity-love-triangles/7205

    Find it strange this is coming up now, on http://www.nbc.com.

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  128. Keane Dangerous Cyber Queen Supreme said on March 26th, 2011 at 9:56 pm

    @Kate:

    They were advertising cheetos there. If they are trapped it is by their contractual obligations, nothing more.

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  129. Kate said on March 26th, 2011 at 9:59 pm

    @thescoop4u:
    Ian has detailed the full account of how that went down, when , where , with who, and Brad was not part of it, and he also told us how Brad reacted when he found out about Angelina’s scheme, and he was upset.

    To clarify, I was making a point, and this friend, sounds like she /he is not being honest because much of that contradicts the 900 sources that Ian used..which he put in a book, and was not challenged , and he still by.

    Not trying to give you a hard time, but there is no mystery about the PR campaign against Jen and baby, and that was all by Miss Jolie according to Ian.

    As far as the friend who is jealous of Jen and telling these things, does that really sound to you like someone that she would trust and tell her my private thoughts, it does not to me.

    As for being with Brad, as of yet, Ian has not said that Jen is going to be with Brad, so if that is where all this is leading, please remember that, all he has said, is that they friends, that she is involved in a major way, but no where has he said that they are back together, or getting back together , at all. We have speculated that based on what we thought she might do, but he has not said that himself.

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  130. HisHighness said on March 26th, 2011 at 10:01 pm

    @Kate:
    well said Kate, you’re the best. Tomorrow I will post an IUC travel story, Monday will be the biggest clue ever. Hope you all have a great weekend….xoxoxox

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  131. Kate said on March 26th, 2011 at 10:01 pm

    @Keane Dangerous Cyber Queen Supreme:
    LOL well maybe , trapped nevertheless.

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  132. Kate said on March 26th, 2011 at 10:03 pm

    @HisHighness:
    You too, have a nice Sunday! excuse the typos, I am tying laying down . lol

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  133. Evil Kitty said on March 26th, 2011 at 10:11 pm

    @thescoop4u:

    I also enjoy your posts scoop4u. Let me ask you this. I just read the Brad Bi thread over at FF for the first time which started out copied from a thread at datalounge where some suposed insiders say Brad was Bi and that he found comfort in AJ because she is Bi also and they have the open relationship where they both step out on each other. Also someone mentioned over there at FF that Brad started doing heroine when he met AJ. Do you think these things are true? If you do not have enough knowledge, that’s OK, was just curious since you seem kind of in the know of some of the triangles past. Keep the gossip coming. It is pretty interesting. We all know that this type of thing must be taken with a grain of salt.

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  134. louisianagurl said on March 26th, 2011 at 11:10 pm

    @badasschubbychickinminiskirt:
    Is BP still trouble with Heroin or was it experimental/casual along with other things he has tried?

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  135. louisianagurl said on March 26th, 2011 at 11:12 pm

    @thescoop4u:
    is this Friend still in the picture with Jen or were they just party to the information during that time period? Your use of caps for FRIEND seems to implicate or “clue” us in on this person being a cast member? Can you at least give us a little direction on your source?

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  136. louisianagurl said on March 26th, 2011 at 11:25 pm

    @HisHighness:
    Can you PLEASE give us some clue to the 7th tattoo?? Just something that may give us a little direction in our scavenger hunting.

    Thanks and have a great weekend!

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  137. thescoop4u said on March 27th, 2011 at 1:06 am

    @badasschubbychickinminiskirt:
    It wasn’t my friend, it was hers. Yes I do trust what this person has said. How can you tell me that this isn’t a fact? Do you know people in Hollywood too? Do you live there? I do and I have heard many things and talked to many people. I don’t work in the industry but I do work where I am privy to certain information. Revealing where doesn’t matter. I said it was my opinion that he started the “Jen doesn’t want kids” and I believe he did. Brad is a narcissist. His actions speak louder than me just saying this. I am glad you believe about the heroin. That is the most important part of it right now. Having 6 kids with 2 heroin addicts is a serious thing. I didn’t hear he did it before Jolie, just that he is on it bad now. I assumed he started it with Jolie. Believe it or not, heroin isn’t that big of a deal in Hollywood. People overlook it until it affects their earning power. Some studios even provide it to the star which I think is crazy.

    @Kate:
    As I said above to me it seems like Brad was the one. In Ian’s reply he did NOT say whether or not the heroin part was true or not. Like I said he might not be able to say certain things for certain reasons. I did not come here to argue with anyone. I have my own “source” and that Friend told the truth I believe. That is all that matters. Just like you believe Ian. That is your choice. Other people may be interested in what I have to say, just skip my posts and let them decide. Pitt and Jolie ARE heroin addicts. Jennifer was on bc after she had a miscarriage and Pitt was pissed and totally shit on her for it. That is what I believe to be true. Maybe he told Jolie this. I never said he was the one that spread it, just that he was the original source. If Jolie spread it, oh well, but Brad used it for sympathy from her. If you read any of my posts I did state it was MY opinion that he told her. How could she know? Brad could have whined to her about it.
    About someone challenging Ian:
    Sometimes stars just let it go and do not want to cause a huge fuss. There have been lots of untruths printed without challenges. Now if Ian wrote about Cruise he would definitely be sued. Cruise has a reputation of this. Others do not. I have read Ian’s books too and I am sure he told lots of things that are true. But sometimes people have sources that tell it differently. That is how it works.

    @Guest2:
    How clever you are ;)

    @Evil Kitty:
    I have totally heard he was bi and he was no enemy of the casting couch. Not sure if that is the reason he is with her or if he still sleeps with men. Some of those things are kept under wraps very tightly! In my opinion he probably does occasionally. His best friend Clooney definitely does, he keeps the beards for PR. This is definitely no secret.

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  138. Togi said on March 27th, 2011 at 1:59 am

    And WHAT, pray tell, gave you THAT idea, Amiga??? Could it possibly have been the bag of CHEETOS that adorable boy Pax was holding right in front of his cute little face for absolutely NO REASON? Haaa haaa haaa. I think that kid is my favorite!@Keane Dangerous Cyber Queen Supreme:

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  139. thescoop4u said on March 27th, 2011 at 2:47 am

    @louisianagurl:
    OK just to clarify one thing. Before anyone decides to say that they don’t believe I know or talked to this person: The Friend told someone I am close to and they relayed this info to me. I have seen her in person and she is a total bitch. Not very friendly unless you act like you love her or kiss her ass. It is exactly who you suspect. And her split with her hubby is a lot more than what was published or talked about with Howard. Lots of cheating from both of them from the beginning. Cheating is fine and dandy until one of them falls in love with someone else, then it gets nasty. Just ask Ted C. he has the deets!

    @Kate:
    Regarding Ian’s 900 sources, I am sure he was referring to the whole book. No way it about one topic.

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  140. SparklingTwinkle said on March 27th, 2011 at 6:24 am

    @thescoop4u:
    I have to say that I actually look for your posts here now, I love ians input and really love your insight to the trio. many thanks for sharing what you can, very admirable of you to help put right what is wrong in the world! Looking forward to more of your posts! x

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  141. Tetta said on March 27th, 2011 at 9:23 am

    @the scoop4you

    ” I have seen her in person and she is a total bitch. Not very friendly unless you act like you love her or kiss her ass. It is exactly who you suspect. And her split with her hubby is a lot more than what was published or talked about with Howard.”

    In the sentences above, when you refer to “her”, is that Jennifer ? If it is her you are talking about I think it´s very odd that no one, during all years, never has said anything like this before.

    Of cource I don´t belive JA is some kind of saint. But saying she´s ” not friendly unless you act like you love her and kiss her ass” doesn´t seem to fit her. Is there any written reference to this statement besides your opinion ? I ask because I don´t want to belive it.

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  142. sheen said on March 27th, 2011 at 10:41 am

    The best Friend. From what I understand. :D

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  143. Evil Kitty said on March 27th, 2011 at 12:14 pm

    @thescoop4u:

    Wow, scoop, thanks for coming back to this thread and answering all our questions. That be some good gossip, keep it coming for sure.

    @ Tetta, I am pretty sure scoop was referring to the Friend who conveyed the story, when he referred to the “total bitch”, not that JA was the bitch. I think we all know who that Friend is. Interesting.

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  144. Tetta said on March 27th, 2011 at 12:27 pm

    @Evil Kitty

    Thanks for making that clear to me. I read too fast and associated “split” to Jennifer and Brad. i see what it means now and it´s not nice either. And there is a friendship that seems to cool off. It could also clarifie a part of the New York thing

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  145. Tetta said on March 27th, 2011 at 12:34 pm

    @thescoop4you

    I apologize that I missunderstood what you wrote and sounded like a real bitch. There are strong feelings here, as you see!

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  146. Kate said on March 27th, 2011 at 3:48 pm

    @thescoop4u:
    I know what he was referring, and I am sure of what he was referring to…

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  147. Kate said on March 27th, 2011 at 4:03 pm

    @thescoop4u:
    I know what he was referring, and I am sure of what he was referring to…@thescoop4u:
    Seeing someone, on set, whether it is as PA or a makeup artist , etc, and them behaving that way does not define who they are..you know that. There are many here that have ‘”seen” stars behave badly, big difference in that and sitting down to dinner with one of them or spending the weekend in a yoga camp. That does not sound reliable , seen is an observation, not an interaction. Not trying to give you a hard time, but pointing out the reality of it. I could see you at the bank having a bad day and say the same, and yet you a nice person. Regardless, I am not sure why any of this matters really now. That was all years ago, and whatever went down with Brad and Jen then , from what Ian tells us now, has been forgiven on both sides, they are friends that support one another, and beyond that we know nothing.

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  148. Having Fun said on March 27th, 2011 at 4:40 pm

    @thescoop4u:Totally agree with you on the GC thing – widely known and discussed in Como too! Thanks for your opinions – this Board, its posters and our Highness have some great discussions, insights, guesses, and fun may I say!

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  149. PigIH said on March 27th, 2011 at 5:48 pm

    @Guest1:

    That is BULLSHIT!

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  150. thescoop4u said on March 27th, 2011 at 6:11 pm

    @Kate:
    Yes it was all years ago My point was the her Friend Courteney is still leaking info. She did before and still is If you notice Jennifer isn’t as close to her as she was. David hates Jennifer, I have no idea why. She (CC) is a bitch, it is not because she is having a bad day. I don’t work on set with her but I have seen her first hand act totally horrible. She resents Jennifer since Friends ended. She has even stated she wishes they had gone another season. Jennifer went to movies and she is stuck in TV still. As for Ian’s sources I don’t claim he made it up I just claim his sources may have embellished a little. Thanks to all that have enjoyed my posts I am not here to lie or laugh at anyone. I just wish Ian would expose Brad’s heroin habit. That is a huge story! The hidden dragon clue leads me to believe he knows. As for me I am not a journalist but I know a lot of secrets.
    Halle is on heroin and I stick by that claim too.
    You believe one thing and I believe another, It is all how you see it. People see things differently so I respect your opinion. You seem to be a smart person and I think you may know things I don’t since you know Ian in real life. I personally have never met him but have seen his interviews and my opinion is that he is a very educated and respected journalist. I do know Howard and he is different than what you hear and see on his show. He is being treated wrong by Sirius and I am glad he is suing. He is very sensitive about issues. You won’t see it on his show, he has a different persona than what he projects.

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