Some Holiday Sugar, With Lots of Spice….

Posted on December 27th, 2010 by HisHighness in IUC:Entertainment

ramone-143Greetings hotties…Dr. Drew ain’t coming to Angie’s home…she’s been naughty and not so nice…filling her fetish stocking with sex generals warmachine…it ain’t pretty, slip a sable under the tree when Brad was sleeping in another room…hollister honey…brainpop jr. honey…xerxes noel…can you tell what time it is “Santa”…diaphragm cake…shake’n bake style…who wrote the Jolie/Pitt constitution…Felix Alonso???…reaxion…home on the range…shocking blue…general time irreversible…garmin recall…garvey pricing guns…into the mystic…like a g6!!!!!!
Te Amo, feliz año nuevo
SRRC

  • 92 Comments
  • Tags:
  1. Mr. Jagdish Patel said on December 27th, 2010 at 12:00 pm

    You’ve been off for a month getting your ass nailed by big black AIDS carrying bucks and you want to come back with this lame shit? Fuck you.

    Reply
  2. JOE CHRISTMAS said on December 27th, 2010 at 1:17 pm

    I agree completely. ciao.

    Reply
  3. Kate said on December 27th, 2010 at 1:39 pm

    Hey Sugar, thought you had put us all up for adoption somewhere Angie might be roaming, lol, nice to see you back. Hope you had a nice holiday. Yeah something fun to start the new year with! :)

    Reply
  4. Lil said on December 27th, 2010 at 2:05 pm

    ..translation pls!

    Reply
  5. Tamara said on December 27th, 2010 at 5:09 pm

    LOL The only thing I understood was the Happy New Year! haha But it sounds like Angie was enjoying some seasonal joy from someone other than Mr Pitt

    Reply
  6. Up the Coast said on December 27th, 2010 at 5:26 pm

    Shake ‘n Bake style…..in a plastic bag….(or rubber suit again).

    Reply
  7. Keane Dangerous Cyber Queen Supreme said on December 27th, 2010 at 6:05 pm

    Ok well my brain is not in a fit state to think about this one much but is it that the person Angie is currently banging is either a military guy or some hard right Republican like her old dad? The Dr Drew reference I assume means she is not getting any psychotherapy either – not sure whether this means Sugar doesn’t think she’s mentally ill or is just saying if she needs help she’s not getting it (which would be fairly obvious!).

    Reply
  8. Patty Anne said on December 27th, 2010 at 7:15 pm

    Filling her fetish stocking with sex generalS warmachine. I’m guessing the intent here is plural rather than owning on generals? So Angie had her sexual fetishes fulfilled by more than one “warmachine” (penis?) Geesh, she’s back to making war out of intercourse? I’d guess it was “not pretty”….lol Sable under the tree (Russian lass at Christmas?) while Brad was asleep in the next room. Hmmmm, asleep or passed out? holister honey….continence, back to the rubber sheets stuff again? Poopy play with young (brainpop jr.) Russian lass? It’s pathetic that there are no limits to what one can imagine with Angie since so much of it is fact from her lips. Ewwwww.

    Reply
  9. Tamara said on December 27th, 2010 at 7:51 pm

    Xerxes – the most famous King of Persia (is she in Iran – or is Iran IN HER??)
    Garmin recall – did she get lost and then found?
    Garvey guns – used for tracking (kind of goes along with the Garmin – GPS or tracking – someone or something??
    She’s really pissed off at Dr Drew and he isn’t welcome in their home (LOL)

    Reply
  10. Keane Dangerous Cyber Queen Supreme said on December 27th, 2010 at 8:11 pm

    Does “hollister honey” refer to Brad’s xmas holiday action? And then the “brainpop jr. honey” – a teenage girl from South California? Xerxes was an Iranian King who conquered (or tried to conquer) Greece…. and that was the type of xmas one of them had – not sure what that means?

    Reply
  11. Keane Dangerous Cyber Queen Supreme said on December 27th, 2010 at 8:14 pm

    “Santa” I think refers to her i.e. her supposed “Saint (Santa) Angelina” title? What time is it? Maybe get knocked up time i.e. the “diaphragm cake” (bun in the oven). Shake and bake style presumably means she wants to make another one out of a ready-mix (someone else’s egg and sperm).

    Reply
  12. Keane Dangerous Cyber Queen Supreme said on December 27th, 2010 at 8:16 pm

    “Felix Alonso” – some Greek architect guy doing eco stuff in So Cal – Brad’s latest main guy? (The greek connection again).

    http://felixalonzo.actris.mlxchange.com/

    Reply
  13. Keane Dangerous Cyber Queen Supreme said on December 27th, 2010 at 8:18 pm

    “reaxion” = mobile gaming company

    Reply
  14. Keane Dangerous Cyber Queen Supreme said on December 27th, 2010 at 8:21 pm

    “home on the range” = disney film – “the plot centers on a mismatched trio of dairy cows – brash, adventurous Maggie, prim, proper Mrs. Calloway and ditzy, happy-go-lucky Grace (voiced by Roseanne Barr, Judi Dench and Jennifer Tilly respectively) – who must capture an infamous cattle rustler, for his bounty, in order to save their idyllic farm from foreclosure.”

    Three cows try to catch Brad before the banks foreclose on their pasture? How appropriate! lol

    Reply
  15. Keane Dangerous Cyber Queen Supreme said on December 27th, 2010 at 8:54 pm

    Correction – I think reaxion is a thrash metal band – one of their songs is called “I hate you” – obvious.

    Shocking Blue are another band whose songs are all about drugs e.g Lucy Brown is back in town – obvious.

    General time irreversible is a reference to biology – possibly DNA?

    Garmin makes GPS systems, so this is obviously a faulty tracking device. Someone can’t trace someone – the real father?

    Garvey pricing guns – is someone sticking a price on someone’s head already – how many $$$$ for my latest baby/production etc?

    Into the mystic – good lord not Clint Eastwood again – will this bitch ever quit?! lol

    And she’s feeling so fly like a G6 in the Far East (movement) – where the next baby is coming from?

    Let me know if I’m warm….

    Reply
  16. rushdog said on December 27th, 2010 at 9:06 pm

    Sex generals is a rock band/warmachine a song/CD title

    hollister honey – brand of honey recalled because containter mislabelled

    garmin recall – GPS system recall in August due to over-heating

    garvey pricing guns – label maker “easy to use, never fail to satify”

    like a G6 – Gulfstream plane not available yet/still in development

    Reply
  17. rushdog said on December 27th, 2010 at 9:16 pm

    Is she trying to catch (trap) Brad before her time runs out?

    Reply
  18. Keane Dangerous Cyber Queen Supreme said on December 27th, 2010 at 9:17 pm

    @rushdog:

    The sex generals war machine thing – bit of an obscure band – there’s a connection to a convention called PAX though – nothing to do with that is it? I hope not!

    Reply
  19. Keane Dangerous Cyber Queen Supreme said on December 27th, 2010 at 9:22 pm

    “slip a sable under the tree” – slip someone with brown skin under her tree?

    Reply
  20. Kate said on December 27th, 2010 at 10:10 pm

    Slip a sable under a tree-comes from Santa Baby- based on I have been a good girl slip a sable under the tree and hurry down the chimmey tonight..talking to her lover..cept Angie is been naughty , guess that is sexy with her toys, but she has been a bitch instead.. -it ain’t pretty..seems to imply she has not been an angel of desire. bet she was pissed off at Drew and Chelsea, wonder if Brad was.

    I interpret that as she is having her gift slipped to her under the tree by someone other than Brad, the sable is a fur, her gift, is sex, and her partners are the ones referenced as Honey..possibly.possibly african american, there are some references to some of those terms that relate to two of those names. Xerxers is a Opera by Handel by a love triangle, although it appears to have more like four players involved, hard for me to undertand those. There was one conducted by a Noel. Maybe that is a coincidence. Can you tell what time it is “Santa”, is this her talking to her lover? Who else would Santa be? That whole part about the diaphragm cake, shake and bake style, and who wrote the JP constitution, , IDK, the reference to the Feliz Alonso, he is a designer , or is it another one? Is this asking who is their handlers,who is controlling them, they are looking like fools lately, especially some of their clothes.

    All the recall references, and the tagging and labeling, IDK, is that about Knox maybe, or their contract, Into the mystic is a song by Van Johnson, about a man thinking of returning to his lover, or about life never ending after death , alternative meaning. People play it at weddings , at wakes, whatever. Nice song. Soulful, peaceful.

    Like a G6 -song about jetsetters that are self indulgent-wll they are that.

    Reply
  21. Kate said on December 27th, 2010 at 10:13 pm

    I meant Morrison. Van Morrison, lol not Johnson.

    Reply
  22. Kate said on December 27th, 2010 at 10:19 pm

    http://www.songfacts.com/detail.php?id=3393

    Here are some song facts about that song, (Didn’t Sugar use this one before?) anyway, not sure how this fits.

    Reply
  23. Kate said on December 28th, 2010 at 2:23 am

    WARMACHINE (Rock Band Song Lyrics)

    In a Kingdom of Iron
    Under the dome of the sky
    Warmachines begging for battle
    And battle is their reply!

    A Warcaster is more than a wizard, more than a soldier, and more than a man
    Bound to their steam-powered warjacks, pneumatic nightmares which sunder the land

    You can run! But can you outrun your doom?
    You can hide! But you’re hiding in your tomb!

    In a Kingdom of Iron
    Beneath the vault of the sky
    Corvis has made you a weapon
    On which Cygnar can rely.

    You’ve been instructed, almost reconstructed, by Lieutenant Allister Caine
    See how he bristles with his Spellstorm pistols, to burst with cerulean rain

    Watch them flee! From your furnace of coal-fired hell!
    Mystery! See them blister as you form the spell.

    (acoustic breakdown)
    The Cryx fixed their gaze upon thick stands of pine
    Where your column walked solemn through lands lost to time.
    Their necrotechnology, their psysiognomy,
    dichotomies beyond rhythm or rhyme.

    When Corruptors fire Bursters, it couldn’t be worse.
    Helljacks attack and your soldiers disperse.
    You’ve seen light, a green light, an Yngwie Malmsteen light:
    the blight which powers this demonic hearse.

    (Rock times.)
    
In a Kingdom of Iron
    Under the dome of the sky
    Surrounded by ruination
    You’re waiting.

    Waiting to die.

    http://privateerpress.com/community/privateer-insider/insider-9/8/2010

    Maybe you guys can figure out how this fits.

    Reply
  24. Kate said on December 28th, 2010 at 2:45 am

    This is suppose to be a sequel to 300, but does not really sound like it is-

    “This movie follows Themistocles and the Battle of Artemisium, which coincidentally happens on the exact same three days as the Battle of Thermopylae [which was the basis of 300]. This one starts off with a quick retelling of the why of the Persian wars. It starts off at the Battle of Marathon and then it goes back to Themistocles finding out that Persians are invading again. and off we go over to learn a little bit about why Xerxes is the way he is.”

    http://xerxes.movie-trailer.com/

    Just another option on that reference on that one.

    Reply
  25. Kate said on December 28th, 2010 at 3:08 am

    @Keane Dangerous Cyber Queen Supreme:
    That guy is pretty cute, but his name is spelled with a z. I think the one that Sugar is referencing must be someone else, spelled with a s. There many of them though, that is a common name. There is one in Paris, another one that has conducted research and taught in Russia and Bosnia, so not sure what that is implying except that whoever is in charge of the Brand and their contract, is a ridiculous choice. That is the impression I got.

    Reply
  26. mooki said on December 28th, 2010 at 10:14 am

    Dutch newspaper reprints Enquirer story: Kelly Preston forcing hubby JT out of the closet

    http://translate.google.nl/translate?js=n&prev=_t&hl=nl&ie=UTF-8&layout=2&eotf=1&sl=nl&tl=en&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.telegraaf.nl%2Fprive%2F8603894%2F__Vrouw_John___Kom_uit_de_kast____.html%3Fp%3D3%2C2

    Reply
  27. rushdog said on December 28th, 2010 at 12:25 pm

    @Keane Dangerous Cyber Queen Supreme:
    The NE has a Brad orders Angie to get help article for her temper or he’ll take the kids. I think you’re correct. It’s back to the drip, drip….war of the roses stuff. Fascinating to follow.

    Reply
  28. rushdog said on December 28th, 2010 at 1:38 pm

    Re-reading SR’s post, is it mostly about AJ? Back heavy into S&M and women. Sable, honeys, three-somes/four-somes, her Santa, diaphram cake – all seem to point to women. “Who wrote the J/P constitution…” who wrote their rules/custom – a fashion designer, just for show. This has become a joke. Recalls, brand name recalls…someone wants out. Assume it’s P since the drip, drip taboid press is mostly about her.

    Reply
  29. Liv4 said on December 28th, 2010 at 1:56 pm

    Garmin recall: A garmin navigates and has been recalled: I take this to be the direction planned (or navigated – her/his/their image, split or plans) isn’t working (obviously) & has to be “reset” or taken in a different direction. May have something to do with “who wrote the Jolie/Pitt constitution” as in it obviously isn’t working. Maybe who wrote the split negotiations? Maybe their image failing? And, the course they are on is headed for ruination as in the warmachine song Kate posted. Also think “who wrote the Jolie/Pitt constitution” refers to maybe thinking she can restore her image with another child. Agree shake and bake has to do with how this child is “made” (speaking crudely there on my part). Felix Alonso – one of these names is a Director of Planning of something.

    Brainpop Jr: I agree this is evidently someone who is young. Undecided as to whether this applies to AJ or BP.

    Into the mystic: “I want to rock your gypsy soul – just like way back in the day’s of old, and together we’ll float into the mystic, come on girl …” – maybe refers to someone from either one’s past they were involved with previously.

    G6: Wikipedia also refers to this a square on the chess board or moving a pawn to that square. I find this interesting in reference to it.: There is a tricky move called the Greek Gift. “The general point is that once the king climbs to g6, it’s in danger in lots of different ways. Sometimes its owner may be able to escape without being mated or suffering material losses, but careful play on the attacker’s part generally will yield one of those outcomes—with emphasis on “generally.” .”The general point is that once the king climbs to g6, it’s in danger in lots of different ways. Very interesting link – http://www.chesstactics.org/index.php?Type=page&Action=none&From=6,2,13,1

    Reply
  30. Vittoria said on December 28th, 2010 at 7:55 pm

    @Keane Dangerous Cyber Queen Supreme:
    Hi keane! Yeah, she and the shrub (George W – not quite a bush, just a shrub) are doing it. hahahahaha

    Reply
  31. Keane Dangerous Cyber Queen Supreme said on December 28th, 2010 at 8:40 pm

    @Vittoria:

    Hi Vitt – happy holidays to ya! I was actually thinking more along the lines of poor old Clint (Eastwood that is). And then was thinking how similar he looks to JLM (who looks like James Haven) and then about the timing of her supposed pregnancy with Viv and all sorts of other things…. lol

    Reply
  32. rushdog said on December 28th, 2010 at 10:29 pm

    @Liv4:
    Very interesting post. re: Garmin recall – maybe someone is trying to navigate away from the direction planned. Restore her image or hold on to what she’s got with another child so she needs the status quo w/him.

    Reply
  33. Kate said on December 28th, 2010 at 11:22 pm

    The warmachine is really Ironman isn’t it? Just re-done over and over more sophisticated, with better weapons? is this saying she is getting ready for battle, or they / she are already in ruination? They were ready to split a year ago, and we saw them come up with a new plan when that leaked. Wonder who was the master behind that idea. It looks as though it has failed miserably. Didn’t help her at the box office. I doubt seriously a new baby would either. If anything, it will just piss everyone off that is already sick to death of her/ the Brand. I can see the eyes rolling now. She better think twice about that one. She will the the old hag in the shoe and have no idenity except those kids. Brad is looking foolish too with his leather pants. jmho. he needs a new adviser. Time to go back to his rat pack. At least them he was not laughed at.

    Reply
  34. Keane Dangerous Cyber Queen Supreme said on December 29th, 2010 at 2:13 pm

    @rushdog:

    I just don’t think this woman – or any of the many flacks she is paying to try to keep her miserable brand alive in fact – understand that there is just no salvation for her image and there is no way out. She has well and truly boxed herself into a corner by swanning off with the husband of America’s sweetheart, never shutting up about the glory of their unique love and reproducing (or baby shopping) with him like there is no tomorrow. She (and her flacks too as it is their responsibility) has been so very, very stupid going for broke on her image the way she has and having all those kids in so short a time. She made plenty of de niro out of it yes, and sure as hell struck while the iron was hot, but where the hell did they think they were going to go with it after that? Did they honestly think that they were still going to remain the hot HW couple with 7 or 8 or more kids on their arms? The comparisons with Octomom would just be all too easy! Other than the obvious finanical rewards I just do not get why they did it – was no-one thinking of what they would do in years to come – especially if they split? The problem with Ange is I really don’t think she thinks past the next pay cheque (or her handlers don’t). They just go: “Ok, it would be really good for your image and you’d make a few more million quid if you popped out a couple of babies now. We know you’re not too keen (or capable of) carrying another one but no need to worry about that, well just pay a surrogate to do it – simple! All you have to do is show up, look smugly pregnant and get loads and loads and loads of good free press – sound like a plan?”. And that I’m sure is the beginning and end of her and their thinking on the subject, they really are that dim. No, but what will happen if we split up – won’t we look like irresponsible fools for having so many children together so quickly? No, (for Ange), how will it look when I am pushing 40 (which she is) and have an army of kids and no man on my arm – will I look like the old washed up woman in the shoe? No-one seemed to consider these questions and plan accordingly, they just saw dollar signs. What they and she should have done was limit it to one more adoption (Zahara) and two bio kids – that would have been the perfect balance. They would have been a happy, more normal looking family of six, perfectly balanced with bios and adopted, and they would have been able to handle them all in one photo opp. She would also not have had quite so much difficulty in playing the “single unencumbered mum looking for a new date” card which will be the only card she has left to play. But they didn’t, they went for 6 (or 5-ish) and they have got themselves into a whole heap of trouble. As a single mum to six rapidly growing kids she will not sell. As the dad who split on the family of six young kids he formed in less years he will not sell either. Both of them, post-split are going to have a major, major PR problem. They cannot give those kids back so they are stuck in this position for ever. And do you know what else is a problem for them? Having older kids ages you image-wise and they are both trying so hard to cling on to their youth. (Idiot Brad should have forgotten the face-lift and let his face age like a real man does – he would probably have looked better than he did when he was young and pretty). How are they going to sell dumb action flicks and pretentious nonsense (Brad) when they are clearly succumbing to middle-aged spread? It just won’t work and I think Brangie and their people all know it and are really stuck here. I think their only viable idea for re-branding them was the political route but unfortunately people just do not take them seriously in that role. So now they are pretty much stuck in the movie pin-up, action star vortex they have both been in for years and they are blinking trapped! No way out for the brangie I’m afraid, just down. They know it, we know it and they know that we know it. Couldn’t have happened to a nicer couple! JMO

    Reply
  35. Keane Dangerous Cyber Queen Supreme said on December 29th, 2010 at 2:19 pm

    @Kate:

    It’s the plugs that offend me most – seriously why do men never get that trying to hold on to your boyish good looks is not cute? Grow old ruggedly men, do not try to look like you did when you were 21, it does not become a man in his 40’s. Someone needs to start explaining this to Brad stat!

    Reply
  36. Astro said on December 29th, 2010 at 3:02 pm

    SRRC: You are so zzzzzzzZZZZZZZZzzzzzzZZZZZZ!!!!

    Reply
  37. rushdog said on December 29th, 2010 at 3:31 pm

    @Keane Dangerous Cyber Queen Supreme:
    Agree with everything you wrote. A while back there was a supposed “insider” at FF who stated that there was no planning and that was the problem. I really don’t think BP gives a hoot about the public stuff as long as his image is reasonably intact. He can survive behind the scenes in HW as long as he hasn’t burned bridges. He has a company, however successful it may or may not be. AJ on the other hand has nothing to fall back on and I don’t think she can live without the attention. She’s going to have to keep working those child and humanitarian photo opps or find a boy-toy like Madonna did for a while. And the photos are not getting anywhere near the attention as before. The Brand has run its course as everything does. Just what was the shitestorm in Nov ‘09-Feb’10 and how does that compare to now, biding their time until something can be announced? Apparently they’ve been in MO for a few days. If they aren’t a couple privately (IMO they haven’t been in a long time) I just don’t see BP continuing on with this if only because he’s a man.

    I can’t decide whether I think “garmin recall” is a change in navigation on how to end or a change from how to end to remaining intact.

    Reply
  38. Keane Dangerous Cyber Queen Supreme said on December 29th, 2010 at 6:52 pm

    @rushdog:

    Yes I would say they are opportunists rather than planners, and that their success has come more from luck (e.g. all – or some – of those opportunities paying off) rather than careful judgement. Now some of those opportunities are not faring so well it all seems to be descending into slight chaos. The Superbowl PDA to the Venetian balcony nonsense to the Bosnian debacle to the appearances at premieres across Europe in ridiculous garb looking like waxwork dummies – it is just not working for these two puppets any more! So what do they do, well Namibia again (seriously, what the hell for, nobody gave a sh*t about that, they’ve been there before) and when that didn’t work out back to Missouri to cover both the “globetrotting citizen of the wold humanitarian” and the “down home mid-western Americana boy” bases – hey is there a market this pair aren’t trying to tap? But sadly no-one really gave an eff about either of them. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, the only thing that really garners any interest any more is Shiloh – she is just about the only thing about their image which is in any way different or comment-worthy – but I sense the world is getting used to even that now. Everything else about them is simply the same old tired, repetitive stuff: do-gooding photo opp, look hot at premieres, out with the kids, do-gooding photo opp, look hot at premieres, out with the kids. Shampoo, rinse, repeat, and so on and so on ad infinitum. Do these PR bozos not get that they need to mix it up a bit – like with a bit of scandal or something? They are so flipping dense, when are they going to get that perfection does not sell, people like something to talk about – and what is there really with Brangelina? Doesn’t her hair look nice? That is just not going to win those column inches any more!

    Reply
  39. LIV4 said on December 29th, 2010 at 6:57 pm

    Ok, over at Mel’s site she is implying (and I don’t know if that is too strong a word) that AJ is pregnant. One way or the other it has reached a kind of “who cares” point. But do you think that is only for people who are realistic about them or do you think if it turns out to be true that the public will fall for the “earth mother” thing again? I seriously do not want to hear one word from either one of them on “going green” or the carbon footprint again with their lifestyle choices. How do people turn a blind eye anymore?

    Reply
  40. Keane Dangerous Cyber Queen Supreme said on December 29th, 2010 at 8:01 pm

    @LIV4:

    Methinks Mel has switched pay rolls lately! Either that or Brad has hopped back on board the Angelina express like SR was implying. But no I don’t think she is pregnant – as much as she would like us to believe she is some sort of god-like being who can churn out films and children without so much as a blink of the eye, I think it is unlikely. I don’t think there is a doctor in this world who could pull that one off in her current state. JMO!

    Reply
  41. rushdog said on December 29th, 2010 at 10:26 pm

    @LIV4:
    Re: Mel. Is she just drumming up hits or is Brad just drumming up interest in The Tourist via the suggestion of a new addition? Or is is true??

    IAN – if you ever look at these posts – the garmin recall is because someone has had a successful shake n bake (while getting a “sable” Santa under the tree!!). Hot….cold….warm…

    Reply
  42. Kate said on December 30th, 2010 at 1:53 am

    @Keane Dangerous Cyber Queen Supreme:
    LOL I kind of like the plugs, I can’t imagine him old and bald and fat. Not yet anyway, now the leather pants, that is a different story, those are horrible. yuk

    Reply
  43. joanne said on December 30th, 2010 at 9:32 am

    It was strange that he wore the leather jacket one day then the leather pants with booties the next. I also wonder if he is aware how foolish he looked.

    Reply
  44. Astro said on December 30th, 2010 at 1:20 pm

    OMG: The WEDDING’s Details!!!!

    http://www.intouchweekly.com/content/cover/img_cover_large.jpg

    Reply
  45. Keane Dangerous Cyber Queen Supreme said on December 30th, 2010 at 4:22 pm

    @joanne:

    As a massive and highly devoted lover of leather I can vouch for the fact that you have to go steady on it. DON’T wear the boots and the jacket and carry the bag at the same time. DO choose pieces that are age appropriate and don’t make you look like a desperate old lothario trying to cling on to his/her youth etc, yano, that sort of thing….

    Reply
  46. Keane Dangerous Cyber Queen Supreme said on December 30th, 2010 at 4:33 pm

    @Kate:

    Hm I generally think he looks embarrassing lately. Far too plush and thick hair for a man of his age: check. Strangely plumped out and fresh looking skin: check. Totally age inappropriate outfits that you couldn’t have carried off when you were the right age anyway: check. Odd facial adornments that disguise the surgery scars but do not quite work with the rest of the look: check. Sum total of such multiple faux pas? Not cute. Most definitely not. And here lies another problem for Angelina; her status as “the most desirable woman in the world” was completely predicated on the fact that “the most desirable man in the world” loved her. Now he would barely scrape the top 100, and her? Does anyone even consider her for those polls any more? Anyhoo, better start banging on that humanitarian/politico angle Angie flacks because there isn’t too much to work with any more looks-wise. Oh or you could try that baby thing again. Yep, that’ll work.

    So Rushdog, which one of the desperate duo do you think got themselves an extra special xmas present in the form of a brown baby this year? My guess is that is has to be the Brad…. but how on earth will they try to pass this one off as theirs? If you know, do tell – I am all ears!

    Reply
  47. joanne said on December 30th, 2010 at 4:50 pm

    @Keane Dangerous Cyber Queen Supreme:
    Its a good outfit to go for a motorcycle ride. It makes me think they met up there.

    Reply
  48. rushdog said on December 30th, 2010 at 6:03 pm

    @Keane Dangerous Cyber Queen Supreme:
    I was thinking a sable wasn’t baby but a female p*ssy under tree and I think it’s her.

    Reply
  49. rushdog said on December 30th, 2010 at 6:04 pm

    OT: The King’s Speech is excellent (and there be corgis too)!!

    Reply
  50. YORKSHIRE GIRL said on December 30th, 2010 at 6:08 pm

    I also thought Brad looked totally ridiculous in those leather pants. Talk about mutton. I think they both look quite dowdy. They never get it right. Angelina always looks like she is trying to pull off what she perceives to be a classical or elegant look with her Burberry trenches, Jimmy Choos etc but she always looks like she needs a good wash ; a la Lohan. She should also seriously re think those lank hair extensions at her age. The person responsible for styling them both needs shooting. Brad’s hair is taking on a life of it’s own. . . It’s having a moment ! Apparantly The Tourist has only taken 40 odd million dollars and it’s been out for three weeks and the studio is going to withdraw it from theatres and try to recoup losses abroad. It cost $110 to make so that’s got to be a massive blow to the witches ego. Can anyone explain why she has been nominated for a golden globe ? It was meant to be a romantic thriller not a comedy or musical. What a joke. Read that twit and twat were at the Von Trapp lodge and that Travolta and his wife were there too. Wonder if that’s where gay old Bradders got his ‘hip’ new pants from ? LOL. Also if they do have a brown baby they can just pass it off as another adoption. Maybe they are single handedly trying to populate the world so that their films have audiences . . . Happy New Year guys. Ps sorry for typos texting this.

    Reply
  51. Togi said on December 30th, 2010 at 6:20 pm

    haaa haaaa! I like the “desperate old lothario” visual. VERY funny. @Keane Dangerous Cyber Queen Supreme:

    Reply
  52. Keane Dangerous Cyber Queen Supreme said on December 30th, 2010 at 6:42 pm

    @rushdog:

    And in answer to your first question: definitely b) Brad is making it up to drum up interest in The Tourist. That’s the only way to explain Mel’s complete 180 on her attitude to Ange. She is spewing her (or Brange’s) PR now i.e. “she always dramatically loses weight when she gets pregnant” and “Brad loves her most when pregnant” (yuck) after trying to be a bastion of anti-Brangedom. Something certainly smells fishy to me!

    Reply
  53. Keane Dangerous Cyber Queen Supreme said on December 30th, 2010 at 7:45 pm

    @YORKSHIRE GIRL:

    Very funny and happy new years to you too YG!

    Reply
  54. Keane Dangerous Cyber Queen Supreme said on December 30th, 2010 at 7:50 pm

    @rushdog:

    I love how Angelina has available p*ssy at all times of the year and from a broad cross-section of ethnic and cultural backgrounds (lol), even in the busy holiday period! Seriously where does this bitch rent these broads, I need to look them up! Lol

    Reply
  55. Keane Dangerous Cyber Queen Supreme said on December 30th, 2010 at 7:51 pm

    @Togi:

    And by that I was referring to myself of course! Just call me Keane Desperate Cyber Queen Supreme – it is probably more accurate these days! ha ha ha

    Reply
  56. Liv4 said on December 31st, 2010 at 1:25 am

    Am glad you guys have clarified these things. Things are starting to make sense now.

    Reply
  57. mooki said on December 31st, 2010 at 8:26 am

    who are these men w/ Ashton and Demi? (I’m guessing they’re on an intimate level…)
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1342905/Ashton-Kutcher-cuddles-cute-canine-holiday-St-Barts.html

    ‘Glee’ star Matthew Morrison and ‘Gossip Girl’ star Penn Badgley spent the holidays together in Mexico
    http://www.laineygossip.com/Matthew_Morrison_and_Penn_Badgley_holiday_in_Punta_Cana_December_2010_30dec10.aspx

    how gay does Eddie Cibrian look? and miss camera hog Leann Rimes takes every opportunity to announce ‘WE’RE ENGAGED!’ talk about a publicity stunt
    http://justjared.buzznet.com/2010/12/30/leann-rimes-eddie-cibrian-cabo/

    who is that man behind Bruno Mars? hmmm..
    http://justjared.buzznet.com/2010/12/22/bruno-mars-aloha-hawaii/

    Chris Brown in a twitter fight with former B2k member Raz B
    http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/gossip/2010/12/chris-brown-razb-twitter-fight-homophobic-slurs.html

    Jennifer Aniston’s rep whines about her not being a “failure” in movies (lmfao) after Rupert Everett slams her
    http://www.popeater.com/2010/12/30/jennifer-aniston-career-rupert-everett-box-office/

    John Travolta apparently ditched wife Kelly Preston and the baby on Xmas to go on a “skiing trip” (read: guys night out) in Aspen
    http://www.celebitchy.com/133018/john_travolta_went_on_a_3_day_guys_only_ski_spa_trip_right_before_christmas/
    http://www.sportsbookgurus.com/news/john-travoltas-sexuality-playing-a-big-role-at-online-sportsbooks

    Reply
  58. mooki said on December 31st, 2010 at 8:31 am

    @mooki:

    Travolta ski story (cont.):

    a European newspaper says that the Travoltas were w/ BRANGELINA in Namibia. but that entirely contradicts the Enquirer’s story about JT in Vermont (not Aspen, my mistake). the Enquirer’s track record has been spot on lately, though:
    http://www.nationalenquirer.com/brad_pitt_orders_angelina_jolie_therapy_anger_management/celebrity/69894
    http://www.nationalenquirer.com/hillary_clinton_fat_farm_bill_war/celebrity/69910
    http://www.nationalenquirer.com/daughter_sydney_forgives_oj_simpson_murder_mom_nicole_/celebrity/69905
    http://www.nationalenquirer.com/oprah_gayle_gay_love_exposed/celebrity/69901
    http://www.nationalenquirer.com/ronal_reagan_tell_all_shockers_nancy_betrayed/celebrity/69909

    Reply
  59. Lil said on January 1st, 2011 at 6:53 am

    @Liv4:
    Clariefied? I still don’t get this. Felix Alonso is Brads lover, Anges gave him a zobel for xmas and has an affair with a war man or girls?..

    Reply
  60. Liv4 said on January 1st, 2011 at 1:51 pm

    I don’t get all of it but from the comments above by other posters it seems Angie’s Christmas present to herself was young girl action and that their current PR strategy needs revamping.

    Reply
  61. Liv4 said on January 1st, 2011 at 1:56 pm

    I also think shocking blue (which is a Dutch band) refers to the wildlife reserve they stayed in where part ownership is Dutch based. Just a guess.

    Reply
  62. Kate said on January 1st, 2011 at 2:58 pm

    @Lil:
    I don’t think that is the same one unless SR is deliberately changing the spelling of his name..and Liv means that Angie had an affair with girl with dark skin for Christmas. The name Alonzo (he is pretty hot looking) is not the same as the reference Alonso. There is several under that name that are planners, etc. but who knows? lol

    Reply
  63. Kate said on January 1st, 2011 at 2:59 pm

    @Liv4:
    That makes sense, they visited a very remote place two days prior to going there, as well.

    Reply
  64. Kate said on January 1st, 2011 at 3:02 pm

    @mooki:
    No, hmm, I think they have been pretty spot on. Bless Elisabeth Edwards, screw OJ and etc. Some stories of course are just ordered by PR people to deflect from their clients, but they seem to be heading down the slaughter trail with Angie..lol I hope they leave John T alone. What is wrong with people, leave the man alone.

    Reply
  65. Kate said on January 1st, 2011 at 3:10 pm

    @mooki:
    FTR mooki , Jen’s DVD sales are the highest of any star, and she is one of the richest women in the industry. Rupert made a fool of himself, behaving badly as he has for years, bitter and angry because after he came out he did not get romantic lead roles. gee, wonder if it ever occurred to him he is not all that good looking, not all that appealing to women in that role. There are other actors that have come out and done just fine, they are not whining and bitching about other people. He and little JJ are behaving spoiled children, only the ones that have no dignity at ALL. He needs to grow a pair and shut up.His whining is just getting repetitious. How many times do we need to keep hearing this dribble? I will bet the next time his target will be a gay actor playing a straight role. How long before he does that..want to take bets? He is a crybaby. jmho of course. :)

    Reply
  66. Keane Happy New Years Cyber Queen Supreme said on January 1st, 2011 at 5:16 pm

    @Kate:

    I was wondering whether Rupert Everett and Joan Collins were on the Angie payroll (to counter Chelsea and Dr Drew on team Brad/Jen or whoever’s team he is on this day of the week – which essentially I think always amounts to basically his own) with their quite targeted attacks on Jen – I mean what did she ever really do to bother anyone apart from making a few cheesy flicks? Two bitchy old British queens to push Angie – how appropriate! lol

    Reply
  67. I'm on the bidet said on January 2nd, 2011 at 2:55 am

    I thought some IUC regulars might enjoy this blind item reveal from the “Crazy Days and Nights” website:
    http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2011/01/blind-items-revealed_4314.html

    “Going back to the 90’s for this one and one of my favorite movies. Anyway, back when this movie was shot, this current A+ list female always movies actress still had to audition. So, she did for this comedy but did not get the role. Why? In a very, very brief audition our actress broke down three times crying and screaming. The producers called her “bat s**t crazy.” So, instead the role went to an unknown who was deemed by the producers as “dumber than a box of rocks,” but has worked her way up to a B+ lister who has always been in movies. Oh, and some videos.

    #1 – Movie
    #2 – A+ lister
    #3 – B+ lister

    #1 – Empire Records
    #2 – Angelina Jolie
    #3 – Liv Tyler”

    From “bat s**t crazy” to the patron saint of orphans, the United Nations, and epitome of idyllic family life in just what, 10-15 years? Well, maybe 2011 will be the year AJ has a personal revelation that the only life worth living is an honest life, and she’ll hold a press conference and series of interviews that spells out what is and isn’t real in her world. And if you believe that will happen, then you are more “bat s**t crazy” than she ever was. I’m not saying it couldn’t happen, it just more likely that I’ll get struck by lightning while getting a Congressional Medal of Honor from President Lindsay Lohan whilst farting gold coins.

    Reply
  68. Keane Happy New Years Cyber Queen Supreme said on January 2nd, 2011 at 1:21 pm

    I would say this is much like the Brangelina household:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1343395/Elton-Johns-new-baby-door-1-3m-luxury-flat.html

    Reply
  69. Leah said on January 2nd, 2011 at 6:38 pm

    Ian or Sugar was wondering IF Jennifer was in this puzzle? A lot of Greek references in it.

    Reply
  70. Kate said on January 3rd, 2011 at 12:56 am

    @Leah:
    LOL Leah we were all hoping I think one of them would give us a New Years gift with an additional clue, something so we are not just mindlessly guessing. Angie was naughty and a bad, a terror most likely, during the Holidays, had some of what she wanted on the side, and then..lol the whole buying a baby thing is not working for me, adopted or mixed.

    Nikki predicts both Angie and Jen get married but she left Brad off that list lol. and a star hunk comes out..hmmm, Tom and Katie split,and George gets married. That should be interesting to watch.

    Now, who is the Brain pop Jr. Honey referring to, that is not a baby, five is kinegarden, K through third grade, Honey , would that be Zahara, or what?

    Sugar, can you give us any more clues on this one? Or a continuing one…

    Reply
  71. Astro said on January 3rd, 2011 at 12:48 pm

    Jennifer Aniston and Adrien Brody?….Ian: Is he the Germany Banker that Jen has been dating?…GOD You are very Close!!!!

    Reply
  72. La Guera said on January 5th, 2011 at 2:20 am

    Could Santa be Billy Bob Thorton? He played santa in bad santa.

    Reply
  73. rushdog said on January 5th, 2011 at 5:39 pm

    So Star Magazine has AJ going to or needing rehab. Thoughts on why this has appeared: (1) BP forcing her to get help; (2) BP wanting out and it’s part of the drip, drip….along w/the anger issues (hey wasn’t this going on in 2009?); (3) it’s part of the drama/controversy to sell the movie; or (4) it’s the same old recycled stuff/mags pulling it out of their ass. So which one do you think? I say #2.

    Reply
  74. siska said on January 5th, 2011 at 10:39 pm

    @rushdog:
    all the above maybe..but most importantly..its to sell her tourist high budget movie..I really hope they do something about her ‘”addiction”"..she need to be alert to take care her kids..and its not a good role model if she choose to stay on her bad habit..and I hope BP stuck it out with her…they deserve each other!!

    Reply
  75. Lil said on January 6th, 2011 at 12:01 pm

    Is Ange in rehab and Bradders crying on Jens shoulder??! read it on various pages..

    Reply
  76. Lil said on January 6th, 2011 at 12:03 pm

    Is it true that Ange is in rehab and Bradders is crying on Anistons shoulder?? Read it on various pages..

    Reply
  77. Astro said on January 6th, 2011 at 1:03 pm

    @Lil:

    I don’t believe Star Magazine Story, I don’t want to see Jen with the Jerk anymore.

    Jen is now with a banker from Germany, his name is: Adrien Brody!!!.

    Reply
  78. rushdog said on January 6th, 2011 at 4:25 pm

    @Astro:
    You’re funny! I think there’s some truth in the Star story, but where it lies, who knows? You’ve been right about the Brange all along. They’re not going to split when the mags are raging that the split is about to happen. It’s all about control. Yeah I don’t want to see Jen with “the jerk” either. She can do better. It would also just be a “flipped” triangle that will continue on and on……please let it end!

    Reply
  79. Togi said on January 6th, 2011 at 6:04 pm

    Here, here! I’m going to just DITTO both you and Astro because (1) yes, Astro IS funny; and (2) I’d hate to see Jen with “the Jerk” too. I think it was Keane on another thread that said she believed BP is every bit as culpable as AJ in this big fat ugly catastrophe they call a “relationship.” I’m afraid I have to agree with Keane. I always liked Brad. But not so much these days.@rushdog:

    Reply
  80. johnny said on January 6th, 2011 at 10:27 pm

    i like it

    Reply
  81. Lil said on January 7th, 2011 at 11:14 am

    i generally don’t believe in the mags but gossip cop was very bad in denying it. and i think anistons home and c*** will always be open for bradders.

    Reply
  82. Lil said on January 7th, 2011 at 11:17 am

    i generally don’t believe in the mags but gossip cop was very bad in denying it. and generally think that anistons home and **** will always be open for bradders. sry for the double post,-

    Reply
  83. james said on January 8th, 2011 at 11:52 am

    cool

    Reply
  84. siska said on January 10th, 2011 at 4:25 am

    i really want Jen to stay away from BP..evnthough she get a long well with his mum..I had suspicion..that she already soo over with BP but she cant stop herself with his mum..I think she found his mum more like a mum to her than her real mum…
    I think she dating someone low profile or keeping low profile and the rest in the public just a cloak and dagger

    Reply
  85. Astro said on January 10th, 2011 at 7:28 am

    @siska:

    I am totally agree with you. I think that Jen created a strong link with Jane Pitt because of a lack of good relationship with her mum. A good point here, despite of the pictures about Jane and Angelina together, this bitch will never fill the shoes of Jennifer in relation with Jane. Good point Siska.

    Reply
  86. Lil said on January 10th, 2011 at 10:20 am

    Is it possible that ange is really in rehab. no news since weeks. and national enquire printed this story first and someone said that ne is sitting on sth huge on ange..?

    Reply
  87. joanne said on January 10th, 2011 at 11:02 am

    She could be in rehab (she looks like she can use it) to look her best for the award show. She looks good when they pad and dress her right. Even if the poor thing wins, it was for comedy and she wants to be a serious actor not have awards for playing a nut case or laughable femme fatale.

    Reply
  88. siska said on January 12th, 2011 at 11:12 am

    @Astro:
    thanks..I think Jane and AJ ,may have a decent relation for the sake of their family but not a real close one like JA and Jane..most of AJ and Jane documented relation just for pr only..thats way AJ travel alot and prefer live overseas than stay in USA.
    AJ itself admit that she doesnt trust anybody and only has BP as someone she can talk .
    When I saw pictures of Jane and AJ..its seem more acts than natural..but I can be wrong..
    Anyway I strongly believe JA dating someone else..basic on the slip up of couple of actors..like Aaron E and James F.
    I really looking forward of her openly dating again..eventhough its may only for pr purpose..
    Are anybody think,she will attend the Globe?..imagine if Brangelina attend and she is there too and combine with Ricky G…whata night!!..I think AJ may get cold feet…

    Reply
  89. Astro said on January 12th, 2011 at 8:02 pm

    @siska:

    I don’t believe Jen will be at the Golden Globe. In fact, I hope She won’t attend. Maybe the shocking foreing press nomination for AJ just was to see Brangie on the red carpet and create the noise around the triangle and keep this stuff alive. In fact, I think that Jen needs to take a time break, some time apart in order to reorganise her personal and professional life.

    Reply
  90. alif said on January 15th, 2011 at 4:49 pm

    @Astro:
    Here’s an article about how the HFPA (The Golden Globes) continues to be for sale:

    http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/2011/01/14/2011_01_14_former_golden_globes_publicist_sues_hollywood_foreign_press_association_claims_p.html/

    Hope I got it right!

    Reply
  91. Astro said on January 16th, 2011 at 12:13 pm

    @alif:

    HAHAHA….The SCANDAL Goes On.

    http://web.nationalenquirer.com/golden_globes_payola_scandal_jolie/celebrity/70001

    Reply
  92. Marshall Bonano said on January 23rd, 2011 at 12:43 am

    Great stuff.I’d like to recommend checking out a lot around the idea of french fries. What exactly are you looking for though?

    Reply

What do you think? Join the discussion...

How do I change my avatar?

Go to gravatar.com and upload your preferred avatar.

Categories

Posts By Day

December 2010
M T W T F S S
« Nov   Jan »
 12345
6789101112
13141516171819
20212223242526
2728293031  

Meta