Perez ran a doozy today corroborating my blockbuster last week.
I guess he’s no longer on her payroll – back in the day he would NEVER run a negative story on her, now she’s fair game, guess he doesn’t need her anymore
VAGINA, not vulva. Being gay is NO excuse for not knowing the difference.
She should have put it up there to begin with and she wouldn’t be in trouble today.
Well, its not as bad as I thought, Perez is really just repeating someone else’s story.
Okay, so she hides her stash up her vajayjay BUT, does she sew it shut to keep it in that huge dank tunnel?
And isn’t the STAR repeating the stewardess story?
And next Paris will declare her vag was switched with her friends without her knowledge . . .
Really though, its hard for am increasingly irrelevant post-celebutante like Paris to find purses that match her outfits, so she’s become accustomed to carrying many things in her ‘lady purse’. In addition to cocaine, up her cooch one would find some parking tickets, her chihuahua Tinkerbell #1, a key to a bike lock she had in elementary school, Amelia Earhart, half of an endive salad from Spago’s, and the Egyptian “Book of the Dead”. When asked about searching that area of Paris for police evidence, the LAPD lead forensic gynecologist said “There is no way you’ll get me to look in there” before running out to his car and speeding off.
IOTB you are hilarious!
LOL@I’m on the bidet:
Those have to be the worst hair extensions I’ve ever seen! And IOTB as always you are so funny!!
And we wouldn’t have to HEAR ABOUT IT! Yuck.@Up the Coast:
hahaha Ditto ditto
I have to slap myself, I felt sorry for her when she was in jail. sigh , does she need counseling or to just serve time?
I think you mean, “Perez Hilton copied and pasted an article from another webite today…” I stopped reading Perez because all he does is copy and paste stories, insert an obscure hyperlink and doesn’t give any credit to the original site because he wants it to look like he’s the one reporting it. I don’t even think it’s him anymore; more his mother and sister. He doesn’t even have any funny insights like The Superficial or DListed. There are plenty of gossip sites out there that are better, funnier, play fair and give credit where it’s due.
Vulva are the external organs. Vagina is the internal.
Like most gay men, you apprently have no idea what a “vulva” is (stick to pen!s stories, since you are obviously more familiar with MALE sexual anatomy — you know, where you get all of your practice). The vulva is the EXTERNAL female sexual anatomy — the clitoris and labia. They are in the OUTSIDE of a woman’s body, so it is impossible for anyoe to stick anything UP them. You are, without par, the biggest “journalistic” joke on the Web. No wonder your Brangelina book is in the 99-cent bin.
Like most gay men, you apparently have no idea what a “vulva” is (stick to pen!s stories, since you are obviously more familiar with MALE sexual anatomy — you know, where you get all of your practice). The vulva is the EXTERNAL female sexual anatomy — the clitoris and labia. They are on the OUTSIDE of a woman’s body, so it is impossible for anyone to stick anything UP them. You are, without par, the biggest “journalistic” joke on the Web. No wonder your Brangelina book is in the 99-cent bin.
LOL! What are you FORTY, FORTY-FIVE!!! and you’ve never learned the difference between a VAGINA and a VULVA. LOL!!!!! LOL!!!! All of you pathetic gays are the same — dweebs and nerds in school who never got any action with girls, so you eventually fall into the hairy arms (and butt) of some man . LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
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