Sugar Ray Ramone Catone (The Bronx Bi-Blogger) – Should Paris Should Be Institutionalized for Mistaking Blow For Gum – Flimsy Excuses in The World of Paris

Posted on September 1st, 2010 by HisHighness in IUC:Bits, IUC:Entertainment

ramone-143parishiltongumSorry as zippyshare…my common excuse for not losing weight is I was hungry each time I tried to diet…gone baby gone…should make new album for Heiress Records called White Stripes…dumb and dumberer…naughty twitter emoticons…wasted like lil wayne…I don’t have the time for a healthy lifestyle…never worked a day in her sorry ass life…it must be something Paris ate…that’s it…or she had a headache and needed some gum…same way Roger Clemens will say he thought all those roids were really cherry chicklets…the dog ate my homework… Like Slick Willie’s But I swear “I didn’t inhale and never tried it again.”…or old pal Nicole Richie explaining why Vicodin was in her system after she was found driving the wrong way on a freeway “And no, there is nothing suspicious about those pills security found. I need them. “I have really bad menstrual cramps”…blowcaine in Vegas…blowcaine in Miami….blowcaine in South Africa…Mommy I can’t go to school today, my butt itches too much!
Te amo, SRRC

  1. Tamara said on September 1st, 2010 at 9:43 am

    Sugar honey – this is probably the only riddle I’ve actually understood! lol Good one!! xoxo

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  2. Pattyanne said on September 1st, 2010 at 9:47 am

    It’s clear to everyone now that Paris has a real drug problem and has had for some time. I hope she gets a tough love judge such as the one Lindsay had, and a long rehab sentence. Too many young people, celebs and wanna-be celebs are dying young.

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  3. wtf said on September 1st, 2010 at 12:06 pm

    @Tamara:
    haha i was gonna say THAT

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  4. Kate said on September 1st, 2010 at 1:26 pm

    LOL yeah can we have some more like this one!

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  5. HisHighness said on September 1st, 2010 at 1:35 pm

    @Kate:
    thanks Kate. I told SR to be lucid.

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  6. Togi said on September 1st, 2010 at 1:48 pm

    Well, if you think about it … how complicated could a riddle about Paris be????? LOL@Kate:

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  7. Kate said on September 2nd, 2010 at 4:38 am

    @HisHighness:

    Hey IAN tell Sugar there is some crazy person at FF claiming that Brad had a vasectomy and did not tell Angie til afterwords so she went and rented some sperm from a guy that worked on Beowulf and had the twins, with a surrogate. Sounds like this chick is challenging his riddles, need to notch it up for this chicks lying lips, she also says she was in court when Pax was adopted, and not at an invitation (isn’t there a law against that kind of a employee revelation?) hmm, sounds like me/well has been reinvented…again. Every time she gets busted and booted she gets a new identity. Are fans really this demented, do they really believe they sleep with stars? Did you ever meet any like that in your research for “Hollywood Undercover”, that just blows me away when people come up with this fan fic. lol kind of sad really. Scary too, wonder if this is the chick that broke into his house and slept in his bed. Dang if Jen can have a stalked scrawling crap all over his car and planning and plotting with duct tape, I guess ya just never know.

    @Togi-lol ah yeah but so nice of Sugar to notch it down for us yes? Now if that will continue for the Sainted one, lol.

    yikes I have pinched nerve in my right leg, so sitting and typing is not working out well for me right now.lol.

    But love you guys! :) thank you Ian!

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