Sugar Ray Ramone Catone (The Bronx Bi-Blogger) – Should Paris Should Be Institutionalized for Mistaking Blow For Gum – Flimsy Excuses in The World of Paris
Sorry as zippyshare…my common excuse for not losing weight is I was hungry each time I tried to diet…gone baby gone…should make new album for Heiress Records called White Stripes…dumb and dumberer…naughty twitter emoticons…wasted like lil wayne…I don’t have the time for a healthy lifestyle…never worked a day in her sorry ass life…it must be something Paris ate…that’s it…or she had a headache and needed some gum…same way Roger Clemens will say he thought all those roids were really cherry chicklets…the dog ate my homework… Like Slick Willie’s But I swear “I didn’t inhale and never tried it again.”…or old pal Nicole Richie explaining why Vicodin was in her system after she was found driving the wrong way on a freeway “And no, there is nothing suspicious about those pills security found. I need them. “I have really bad menstrual cramps”…blowcaine in Vegas…blowcaine in Miami….blowcaine in South Africa…Mommy I can’t go to school today, my butt itches too much!
Te amo, SRRC
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