IUC World Exclusive: And Here’s to You Mrs. Robinson – Tiger Woods Reportedly In Love With NYC Executive Who is in Her Fifties

Posted on August 25th, 2010 by HisHighness in IUC:Entertainment, IUC:Exclusive

tiger woodsAfter having dalliances with some of the world’s naughtiest women it appears Tiger Woods has finally decided to settle down with a much older woman. A pal of the struggling golfer told IUC Woods has been spending a lot of time recently with a former NYC ad executive who is in her mid fifties. “They’re a great couple, I’ve never seen Tiger so in love,” the pal confided to IUC. “This might be exactly what Tiger needs. His ill fated affairs behind Elin’s back are long behind him. He spends most of his nights watching films and giving back rubs to the new woman in his life, who is the mother of three grown children from a previous marriage to a well known Texas financier. I have never seen Tiger so happy.”
A former colleague of the woman Tiger is dating told IUC she used to be nicknamed “The Cougar” around the office. “She only dates men young enough to be her son,” the source revealed. “I’m sure Tiger will be able to satisfy her physical needs.” Developing…
And here’s to you, Mrs. Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know (Wo, wo, wo)
God bless you please, Mrs. Robinson
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
(Hey, hey, hey…hey, hey, hey)

  1. ladybert62 said on August 25th, 2010 at 9:17 am

    The only person has-been Tiger is in love with is – Tiger. He should just carry a mirror around and he would feel completely happy and fulfilled. Your post is nonsense, in my opinion of course! :D

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  2. Gabby Fishman said on August 25th, 2010 at 9:25 am

    this totally makes sense. That’s why he was spotted the other week with an older woman at a Florida shopping mall. I assumed it was a friend of his mom’s. It was obviously his new cougar. Maybe this is what he needs to turn him around.

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  3. Kate said on August 25th, 2010 at 1:53 pm

    yuk nasty boy hope she has had him tested.

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  4. inthegray said on August 25th, 2010 at 2:57 pm

    Just a question. Why on so many blogs so many negative comments about Elin? She wasn’t known as someone who craved attention from the media (from what I’ve read). So she got a payout? She was his wife. He was the one that pursued her. She can no longer live in the country she was born and raised near her family. In the past she could live in Florida without being constantly followed, but not now. Did I miss something along the way about her?

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  5. truth said on August 30th, 2010 at 9:10 pm

    Elin is Swedish for Golddigger.

    Good riddance.

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