IUC Brangie Watch: Angie to Play Marilyn alongside Brad pal Clooney

Posted on August 17th, 2010 by HisHighness in IUC:Entertainment, IUC:Exclusive

blonde-angieOh no, I must question this one. I think Charlize or Scarlett would outdo Angie in this role. Do you think Angie should get the role? (showbizspy)
- I`m off the rest of today celebrating my B-day en Europa. See you all manana.
- ****Major blockbuster coming Thursday morning!!!!!!****

  1. no said on August 17th, 2010 at 5:25 am

    There are already two marilyn movies in the making, one with naomi watts and one with michelle williams,-

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  2. Jenny L said on August 17th, 2010 at 6:59 am

    Marilyn was all things Angelina’s not, feminine & cute.

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  3. Jenny L said on August 17th, 2010 at 7:00 am

    She looks like the walking dead in that picture.

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  4. mooki said on August 17th, 2010 at 7:03 am

    @no:

    Scarlett Johansson is also allegedly playing MM in Scorsese’s Sinatra biopic, which has been in pre-production forever

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  5. mez said on August 17th, 2010 at 8:18 am

    Happy Birthday Ian!!!!

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  6. Jalyn said on August 17th, 2010 at 8:42 am

    UGHHH…are you kidding? NOOOOO
    she shouldn’t play Marilyn at alll…how
    does she finagle these roles????

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  7. HisHighness said on August 17th, 2010 at 9:06 am

    @mez:
    mucho gracias Mez!!!!

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  8. Pattyanne said on August 17th, 2010 at 9:13 am

    Good Heaven NO~! Haven’t these studios learned yet? With Angie as the star of the film regardless of who co-stars with her, this is another guaranteed “ho hum” film. Marilyn deserves better! Angie has proven during SALT that her action (Lara Croft) days are well behind her now, and with her scrawny shapeless figure she’s laughable as a sex siren/lead. Second banana or charactor figure is all she’s got left in her these days. Even Clooney can’t save this one.

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  9. Pattyanne said on August 17th, 2010 at 9:13 am

    Psssssst Ian – wishing you a very happy birthday, may you be surrounded by those whom you love and that love you. Muah!!

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  10. mooki said on August 17th, 2010 at 9:18 am

    Happy B-day Ian!

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  11. mooki said on August 17th, 2010 at 9:20 am

    does this look like Kristen Stewart to you?
    http://www.celebuzz.com/robert-pattinson-kristen-stewart-kissing-s238801/

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  12. joanne said on August 17th, 2010 at 9:44 am

    Jolie and Clooney as MM and Sinatra? That would make a great comedy.

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  13. I'm on the bidet said on August 17th, 2010 at 10:31 am

    Morton’s book on AJ takes it on the chin from E!:

    Andrew Morton’s Angelina Biography? Total Puff Job
    http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b195102_andrew_mortons_angelina_biography_total.html

    The idea of AJ trying to mimic Marylin’s voice just makes me want to stick an ice pick in my eardrum before I actually hear it.

    Happy B-day Ian!

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  14. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on August 17th, 2010 at 11:33 am

    She’s just trying to plug the gap image-wise until she can get another film signed. Until then it will be fantasy film roles a-go-go to make her seem in demand. I honestly think she is box office poison nowadays and can’t carry a film either in a serious role or in a dumb action flick. Supporting roles are out as she simply cannot play second fiddle to anyone else and has to wrestle attention away from the film and on to herself. Plus nobody in HW likes her any more and she has run out of new people to f*ck on the casting couch. It’s all looking a bit tumble weed blowing through a castle in the air when it comes to acting jobs for Angelina from where I’m standing I’m afraid…. lol

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  15. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on August 17th, 2010 at 11:33 am

    Oh and Happy Birthday Ian!

    Leos rock!

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  16. HisHighness said on August 17th, 2010 at 11:41 am

    @Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
    Thanks Keane, thanks PA, thanks IOTB and thanks everyone!!!!! Hope you all have a great day.

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  17. colour said on August 17th, 2010 at 12:00 pm

    Sites falsely claim Angelina Jolie to play Marilyn Monroe
    Rating

    Angelina Jolie Brad Pitt Fantasy Island frank sinatra George Clooney Hollyscoop Hollyscoop is awful Hollyscoop wrong Marilyn Monroe Perez Hilton perez hilton wrong Perez Hilton wrong again The Life and Opinions of Maf the Dog

    8:02 pm, August 16th, 2010

    (Hollyscoop.com)

    “Angelina Jolie has gotten the gig most actresses in Hollywood would die to get. Jolie will play Marilyn Monroe in the movie version of The Life and Opinions of Maf the Dog,” begins another WHOLLY INACCURATE report from the hacks at Hollyscoop.

    The site continues to embarrass itself by noting, “Angie will star alongside George Clooney who will play Frank Sinatra. That should be a fun movie set considering the fact that Clooney is BFF’s with Brad Pitt.”

    Uh, Mr. Roarke says it’s time to leave “Fantasy Island.”

    Not surprisingly, Hollyscoop’s journalistic equal, Perez Hilton, also picked up this tall tale for a post titled, “Angelina Jolie To Play Marilyn Monroe.”

    Perez similarly claimed, “The role of Sinatra will be played by another Hollywood heavyweight, George Clooney.”

    [Slight break to clean up our desk from the huge spit-take.]

    Suffice to say, the blogs’ stories are 100 PERCENT WRONG.

    A rep for Jolie tell Gossip Cop that reports of the Oscar winner playing Monroe are “not true.” And Clooney’s rep called the stories “totally fabricated.”

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  18. Tamara said on August 17th, 2010 at 12:05 pm

    The only reason Im posting at all on this story (gag!!!) is to wish my lovely Ian the happiest birthday and hoping all your wishes come true today!! Kisses MUAH Ian! Love ya babe!! Now go out and have FUN in Europe you lucky devil you!!! xoxoxoxo

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  19. HisHighness said on August 17th, 2010 at 12:13 pm

    @Tamara:
    thanks Tamara, thanks so much.

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  20. Lily said on August 17th, 2010 at 1:14 pm

    This is terrible miscasting.
    Happy Birthday, Ian – today, 17 August, is my birthday too.

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  21. joanne said on August 17th, 2010 at 1:31 pm

    HB, hope you have a great day. Glad to know this headline is just for laughs.

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  22. Kate said on August 17th, 2010 at 1:42 pm

    I see her lying lips has already said this is a rumor, must of been pretty embarrassing to first have Liz herself bolt up with a big fat NO to her own story and now have the same echo on this one as people everywhere were screaming it lol.

    Happy Birthday! IAN! Enjoy!

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  23. megamind said on August 17th, 2010 at 3:38 pm

    Happy Birthday Ian. Have fun whatever you do.

    Glad to know the MM story is not true.

    Also, apropos of nothing, I have to say that I think Keane has a wonderful writing style. I never fail to have a chuckle while reading her posts. For some reason “fantasy films a go go” cracked me up today.

    Cheers!

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  24. Pattyanne said on August 17th, 2010 at 4:12 pm

    LOL, good one Joanne!!@joanne:

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  25. Pattyanne said on August 17th, 2010 at 4:14 pm

    Happy Birthday to you Lily@Lily:

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  26. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on August 17th, 2010 at 4:14 pm

    @Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:

    May I add to that that I think it was VERY telling that none of her co-stars showed up at the London premiere, she was all on her little ownsome wasn’t she? And did you see the calibre of the Brit celebs that showed up? Other than Leona Lewis the biggest name on the night was none other than our very own Kerry Katona, yes – Kerry Katona! Surely this is embarrassing for her now? I mean, she was on bloody T4 the other day for God’s sake, it’s not quite in the realm of the superior, immortal icon leagues she’s been trying to enter since she hitched her skirts to the mast of Brad is it? By the way I also thought it was hilarious when someone asked her why Brad had shaved his beard off: “He’s working” she barked, almost biting their head off! Bet bitch doesn’t like the fact that after all this time when she’s supposed to be the most famous woman in the world, all anyone asks her about is the man she’s f*cking. It’s gotta cut like a knife right? lol

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  27. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on August 17th, 2010 at 4:15 pm

    @megamind:

    Hey thanks, I do my best!

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  28. Elby said on August 17th, 2010 at 6:06 pm

    I’ve lurked around this site for some time and enjoyed all of your comments. I have always felt AJ has such an evil, scary vibe! And NO WAY should she EVER play Marilyn. Then today in the check-out I see the Enquirer headline about how Angie is suidical. Is this to make the public accept her as a sensitive, tragic figure?

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  29. cuze said on August 17th, 2010 at 8:46 pm

    Happy Birthday, Ian.

    “Major blockbuster”????? Can’t wait.

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  30. joanne said on August 18th, 2010 at 9:28 am

    @Elby:
    Its just another “Poor Angie its not her fault” story, brought to you by Lets Make Jolie Great Foundation.

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  31. Jalyn said on August 18th, 2010 at 9:41 am

    Keane, i too had suspicious thoughts about
    her being the only one in London…i got a
    laugh out of it!!

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  32. Alana Watson said on August 18th, 2010 at 10:23 am

    Happy Big BirthDay Ian, hope you have a great one. If you’re ever in Lodnon I would love to have a night on the town with you. I’ve always had a huge crush on you. Mwah!!!!! Mwah baby! big kiss for you.

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  33. alif said on August 18th, 2010 at 7:28 pm

    Happy Birthday, Ian!
    My computer is in the shop; so I’m at the library.

    Angelina Jolie probably doesn’t mind being mentioned in the same sentence as Marilyn, even if she is not going to star. Keeps her name in the news.

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  34. Nooo! said on August 23rd, 2010 at 9:51 am

    ” The Goddess” or “The most beautiful woman in the world” clearly – is not beautiful enough to play Ms Monroe. Why on earth would she be picked to play Marilyn? No matter how much the media have rammed Jolie down our throats – I for one, have never ever fell for the brain-washing.

    The public have obeyed to an extent – and well, they have mistaken odd looking for beautiful. Compared to Marilyn Monroe or to a young Britney Spears or even a young pamela Anderson, Jolie is a million miles away from pretty or gorgeous.

    On seeing Jolie do the world tour for “salt” I can’t believe how much her face has melted, she looks fifty.
    Watch mr & mrs smith if you don’t believe it- what looks she did have, are now gone.

    I’m glad Johnny Depp never got tangled up in her man-eating web and proved to her she’s “not all that”, she obviously thinks she is God’s gift to the earth and all men are weak – like Brad Pitt.

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  35. Nooo! said on August 23rd, 2010 at 10:01 am

    Just heard she is set to star in a new film – a love story in Bosnia? when is she going to let Brad go back to work?
    Oh right- forgot… he’s just the babysitter.

    Do you think Pitt has any idea just how abused and used he really is?

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