IUC News: Livin La Vida Loca…Undercover in Europa, Brangie Pal dedicates Ricky Martin Tune to Golden Couple
What song would you dedicate to Brangie…let us know.
She’s into superstitions black cats and voodoo dolls.
I feel a premonition that girl’s gonna make me fall.
She’s into new sensations new kicks in the candle light.
She’s got a new addiction for every day and night.
She’ll make you take your clothes off and go dancing in the rain.
She’ll make you live her crazy life but she’ll take away your pain
like a bullet to your brain. Come On!
[CHORUS:]
Upside, inside out she’s livin la vida loca
She’ll push and pull you down, livin la vida loca
Her lips are devil red and her skin’s the color mocha
She will wear you out livin la vida loca Come On!
Livin la vida loca, Come on!
She’s livin la vida loca.
Woke up in New York City in a funky cheap hotel
She took my heart and she took my money
she must’ve slipped me a sleeping pill
She never drinks the water and makes you order French Champagne
Once you’ve had a taste of her you’ll never be the same
Yeah, she’ll make you go insane.
[CHORUS]
She’ll make you take your clothes off and go dancing in the rain.
She’ll make you live her crazy life
but she’ll take away your pain like a bullet to your brain. Come On!
[CHORUS]
- 18 Comments
- Tags: Brangie
Is that you IAN, on vacation??
Replyyeah, am combining an undercover assignment with some pleasure overseas.
ReplyWitchy Woman — The Eagles
ReplyI think “Living La Vida Loca” is perfect for Angie Jo.
ReplyJen’s new co-star happened to be Juliette Lewis and Juliette said the two bonded. Gee, I wonder why (no not only Brad. *snorts*)
ReplyDid the paps ask her about the rumors if it was fake or not? Probably didn’t have the guts to (I’m cringing @ the “glowing” Glowing my ass)
Replyhttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1302806/Pregnant-Kelly-Preston-takes-bump-shopping-runs-errands-round-Los-Angeles.html
Yep,
ReplyBrad’s been looking as if he took a “bullet to the brain” the past three years at least. I’d dedicate any Jim Morison song to them. LOL
Looking good there Ian, enjoy your trip.
ReplyI’m not sure if there are any songs about someone being a practised liar but if there are I would definitely vote for that. Was watching her interview with my former colleague today and was struck by what a plausible liar she is. She fits her key messages/lines into her answers seamlessly too (e.g. “Brad never works when I work” – how many times has she told us that now?!) but I guess she probably had sight of the questions beforehand and had her answers down pat. I have to say though from the bits I saw of her latest offering it doesn’t look anywhere near as bad as I expected. The director is a really good one too – how can be responsible for such a flop as this? (Notwithstanding Angie Jo of course). From her angle, the reason this product of hers isn’t selling is the same reason reason her latest two “oscar attempts” didn’t sell either – she doesn’t look fit in it. When will she and the studio bosses figure out that she only sells films when she looks hot in them, not otherwise? It makes me laugh that Angelina tries to portray herself as some great actress because the reality is she has only ever really been one thing: tits and ass (and of the two, mainly tits it has to be said). She had some success in quirky roles as a youngster but she has never achieved that as a major league actress. Her flicks that do well are the ones she looks hot in: the Tomb Raiders, Mr and Mrs Smith, Wanted, Gia, um, can’t think of any other hits of hers. It made me laugh today that the studio was trying to market her as some sort of gender defying innovator because she has is a woman and has done a few dumb action movies and occasionally does a stunt or two. I thought: is that all you’ve got? She’s no actress, she looks terrible in this film, so you are resorting to the old “does her own stunts” chestnut again? Now that, that is desperate. Also makes me wonder whether this whole shiloh thing is somehow to promote how she supposedly defies gender stereotypes as Kate suggested? I wouldn’t put it past her.
On another note was watching some tv with Pam Anderson in it last night and noticed how similar they are looking nowadays. Both have shiny, plasticated faces, big pumped up lips and an air of general skankery. I love Pam though, she never pretends to be more than she is. If only Angelina could do similar.
ReplyKeane, you would be stunned at the way Morton describes the way the producers and directors talk about her, and her acting, the way she reacts to the camera, it is almost laughable. She worked with Noyce before. One Lara Croft she was on lock down , they didn’t trust her to stay clean and out of trouble. He admits she had to beg for a role or two but that was early on, and he makes a point of saying that she took MAMS because she had been putting so much time into her humanitarian image, her value as an actress had dropped, she she pulled out all the tricks. He makes it sounds like she won the role of MAMS above the other ladies, that is not how it went down. I really think when she was younger these men could not see past her lips and the thought of what they could do for them, and now, what they see is how her humanitarian efforts can wipe they slimy sht off their own reputations, so they hire, Ian mentioned that in his book, and that is pretty much it. She does not really sell a movie, and SALT is proof of that. The critics were hard on that film, the script, all of it. The only thing they are hoping for is investment and I wonder how worried they might be about “The Tourist”. That movie will not likely pull a younger crowd. Even when it was made as “Anthony Zimmer” with Sophie Marceau, it flopped, and she is beautiful. It got good reviews, but no one went to see it. That of course was in France, but I guess they think Angelina can turn this into a miracle with us dumb Americans. I can’t imagine why they even decided to make this. I have seen so many films done in Venice, such a lovely city to film in , for a back drop, romantic , and such a beautiful canvas for a story, but not for everyone. I wonder if she thinks this is her Oscar. Depp looked awful.
ReplyIan , have a lovely time on your undercover vacation, lol.
Reply@Kate:
ReplyKate – I’m still reeling from the spin Morton put on the book – I mean really – he should have just put her name alongside his on the cover – is there no one, not even her own mother, that she respects enough not to exploit in order to enhance her fading reputation? No one is safe around her no one!!
@Kate:
Oh she f*cked her way to the top – no question. Let’s just try not to think too deeply about who that entailed, or how (blurgh!).
ReplyDefinitely “You’re so Vain”
ReplyOkay, guys, I know this is not the right topic but it is the topic on the top of the page, so I’m trying to get some attention here and I think my deduction makes a lot of sense:
Andrew Morton smears Angelina’s mother completely – not only does he describe her as a woman who abandoned her baby daughter completely for two years, for a perfectly ridiculous reason, but he also mentions that Marcheline Bertrand had no problem dating Jon Voight while he still lived with another actress – Jennifer Salt. (The latter reveals that Marcheline respected the boundaries of other people’s significant relationships as little as her daughter would 35 years later.)
If AJ doesn’t take any legal action against Morton for painting her mother as black as the Satan but chooses to “retreat in dignified silence”, that will mean that she cooperated with Morton a lot more than anyone would think. I think it’s ridiculous that BP and AJ sued “News of the World” for the mere suggestion that they were breaking up soon – numerous publications have been “breaking them up” since they hooked up but they never sued anyone at all.
Yet … if AJ never sues Morton for anything, that will mean (at least to me) that this book was a joint project. Smearing someone’s mother worldwide is a lot more terrible than saying that two people are on the verge of separation.
God knows what games are being played that we don’t know about but I couldn’t help noticing that.
What do you think?
RC
ReplyI agree RC…she’s painted her mother to
be even more of a saint than she is and
that she’s the one person we know she
“loved” from the way she’s acted & talked
since her mother passed away.
Good observation….yes, let’s see what she
Replydoes…if anything…will be very telling!!
@Reality Check:
yeah Jon and March were both cheaters in their early years, but worse was March not caring that Mick had kids and a baby on the way and trying to secure him for Angie as a husband. strange. She can not sue Morton because that would mean she would have to put her mother’s friend of 35 years on the witness stand, Lauren , and she would just sit there and says,”everything I said is true, she was sweet, but yes this is true, I was concerned for her” just as she does in the book. Then Bill Day would take the stand, and say something similar, and the list of sources would continue taking the stand. Angelina can only sued if they lied. He states in the back of the book that he stands by their testimony. He says nothing in the last five years that could hurt her, or keep her from adopting again, and that is what is really telling. I doubt she had input on the first part of the book, but she allowed it so that she would end up clean and could retain her image for her precious UN and further adoptions. There had to be trade off somewhere.
I do agree though with the theory of what you are saying. You would think she would at least be outraged at how her mother has been desecrated and leak at least one story about that. nope. Wonder if she and Dad are really on good terms now or that was just because the book was coming out. Makes you think, doesn’t it?
Reply@Reality Check:
She wouldn’t be able to sue over the portrayal of her mother as you can’t libel the dead. You would have thought she would immediately come out with a statement saying how outraged she was at the violation of her mother’s precious memory though but curiously she has not. Especially as she has exploited the myth of what a wonderful woman she was so many times for PR purposes…..
Reply