Sugar Ray Ramone Catone (The Bronx Bi-Blogger) – Brad’s Red Carpet Toupee
Salt and pepa…grain of wheat…like Dirk Bogarde…like Randy couture…running from the bull…desperado on a leash…futile attraction…como zoo…akin tekstil…bang lib chat parser…hair growth rate like Shaq…home automation…garden of sinners…sterling shoes…smelly feet…fungus gnats…hope in a taxi…sinister serpent…funky winkerbean…elastic modulus…satin finish.
Te Amo, SRRC
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Angie’s causing him to lose his hair, plain and simple. Being chained to her must be stressful.
speaking of stressful, here’s Kelly Preston w/ her fake baby bump w/ a quote by her enemy LMP
Replyhttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1300784/Rock-That-Body–Flexible-Fergie-does-splits-stage.html
@mooki:
oops that was a photo of methhead Fergie
here’s the pic
Replyhttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1300773/Baby-board-Pregnant-Kelly-Preston-looks-radiant-jets-LA.html
akin tekstil = aching testicle
Some one kicked Brad in the balls?
Reply@Gitano:
Replylol either that or blue balls! lol I am at a complete loss and cannot even begin to unravel this one!!
Interesting read from Wikipedia on Dirk Bogarde:
Bogarde was a life-long bachelor and, during his life, was reported to be homosexual.[12] Bogarde’s most serious friendship with a woman was with the bisexual French actress Capucine. For many years he shared his homes, first in Amersham, England, then in France with his manager Anthony Forwood (a former husband of the actress Glynis Johns and the father of her only child, actor Gareth Forwood), but repeatedly denied that their relationship was anything other than friendship. These denials were understandable, mainly given that homosexual acts were illegal during most of his career, and also given his following among female admirers which he was loath to jeopardise. His brother Gareth Van den Bogaerde in a 2004 interview with Jan Moir stated that Bogarde was engaging in homosexual sex at a time when such activity was illegal; and also claimed that the relationship with Forwood went beyond that of a manager and friend.[
ReplyRandy Couture is a martial artist and one gorgeous hunk of a man I must say!! Dont’ know what he has to do with this puzzle tho! lol
ReplyFunky Winkerbean – a comic strip dealing with rather dark subject matter, cancer, child abuse, murder, alchoholism, land mines in Afghanistan, drunk driving – you name it.
Replybang lib chat parser – some kind of video war game – an add on of some kind – IDK
ReplyThe fungus gnats must be invading his marijuana crop in France! lol
Reply@mooki:
ReplyIDK she’s rocking some big boobs, and they don’t look fake either….
Ok, so Brad Pitt is gay, balding, getting no nookie hense the blue balls, and on a leash held firmly in AJ’s fists.
ReplyFutile attraction: According to imdb, futile attraction is a movie where “the couple are so incompatible the crew must manipulate the relationship to get footage they need.
elastic modulus: mathematical equation where substances tend to be deformed.
Reply@Tamara:
Bogarde was also good friends with Judy Garland and after her death he started to badmouth her calling her “schizophrenic” (Garland was possibly an undiagnosed manic-depressive) and similar insults.
Reply@mooki:
ReplyOh wow, that is interesting Mooki – in fact, Im not familiar with Bogarde so I had to look it up on wikipedia. The only thing that struck me was his being a closet gay man and living with his manager.
ok am I the only one who thinks Shiloh in boys swim shorts is a little….off?
ReplyHeard an interesting piece of info last night from a friend of someone who works on the x factor in the UK about a certain Mr Simon Cowell. Seems like he’s got a bit of an itch in the nose department that he can’t stop scratching if you get what I’m saying. Apparently all the papers know about it and the trusty old NOTW was about to do a story on it but a certain owner of Fox Television wanted to buy x factor for the American market and was told he wouldn’t get it if he went to press. Guess Rupert Murdoch doesn’t win every time then does he?
ReplyAs the mother of a little girl now grown, I wholeheartedly agree it was wrong to dress Shiloh in boys boogie swim trunks and no top at age 4. Z was dressed in proper girl fashion, and so should have been Shiloh. Even a little girls undershirt would have been better if she insisted on dressing Shiloh in the boys swim trunks, but there comes a point where a mom has to direct her children better than what Jolie appears to be.@Emerson:
Reply@Pattyanne:
ReplyI just thought yuck, PLUS how many pervs are there out there who will really make a big deal about it? Put a tshirt on for God’s sake, do these people have NO brains? I think I ran around in diaper with no shirt until I was 2, then it was cover up for me! All AJ seems to say, is she has no control over Shiloh, uhhhh, she’s the parent, haha that made me laugh, Brad is worthless, but come ON people, nanny mommy, put a tshirt on her!!
Gosh, Patty. I feel like a complete FREAK! LOL. My sister and I ran around shirtless (during the hot summer days) the first 8 years of our lives, although we always wore swim suits while swimming (go figure). Of course that was a FEW years ago, during the age of innocence. No one else in the neighborhood did, but we had 4 brothers and thought it was unfair that they didn’t have to wear shirts. We looked exactly the same (at the time) and it was no big deal. Also, when we were in Mexico just this past spring, a lot of little girls were running around the pool areas and beaches wearing only bikini bottoms. HOWEVER (and this is a very big however) not a one of us was being photographed and our photos posted on the internet and/or in magazines for the world to see. Even I have to think this is all kinds of messed up and wrong. @Pattyanne:
ReplyExactly, Emerseon. It’s all the pervs out there who are into child porn that are the concern. Ugh.@Emerson:
ReplyTam … he is a hunk of man, but he is also balding. Good looking, but balding. It just goes to show that a man can still be good looking, even if he loses his hair! Kinda like Shaq. NO HAIR. If they have a great face, their face can carry it. JMO … @Tamara:
ReplySo my question is this: Does AJ have photos of BP WITHOUT his toupe on, in diapers?? Is THIS what she is holding over his head? A bald diaper baby?
ReplyOkay … I am finished serial posting! LOL
Reply@Togi:
ReplyYep, it’s the paps and their telephoto lens that make the difference. Something none of us had to worry about and I am older so I was DEF in the age of innocence! THANKS for the toupe thing, dear God, the more I hear about the so called man Brad the more I want to hurl……is it time to go home yet???
@Tamara:
here’s the clip of Bogarde talking about Garland, from a ‘72 documentary about her
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFi4sLnfHSg
Reply@Togi:
ReplyLOL – its okay – I was the serial poster this morning so we’re even steven! haha
@Togi:
ReplySooooooo thats the common thread – Brad is balding and wearing a toupe! hahahaha
… and a diaper. Let’s not forget the DIAPER! LOL@Tamara:
ReplyYes Togi, it’s so wrong on so many levels, but then it’s AJ so it’s to be expected. Years ago was an age of innocence I believe, but today you can Google Sexual Preditor on the Internet and find how many live in your home town and even in your neighborhood. I’d much rather err on caution than risk my little girl needlessly. And as she is Shiloh Jolie-Pitt, just think what a target she’d be. What IS angie thinking??@Togi:
ReplyAnd Jennifer Aniston’s God Father was Telly Savalas….how’s that for a handsome bald man..wink!! Wow, in just five years Angie sucked the hot out of what used to be Brad Pitt, but she took his hair, we know she has his balls, and puts him in those now famous diapers the bodyguard spoke up. I guess most babies are bald at the start….omg, I have this visual….lmbooooo@Togi:
ReplyWell you know, there is the Curious Case of Benjamin Button! haaaaa haaaaa. Honestly … if people would just allow themselves to age gracefully (or ungracefully, personally speaking LOL), perhaps our society wouldn’t focus so acutely on stinking PERFECTION! I think Brad is a lovely man, whether he has hair or not. I know a lot of people believe he has lost “it” … but I just see a good looking man who no longer looks boyish. We used to always laugh at men who grew a few side strands long and then combed them over the top of their head. Whenever the wind would blow,we’d see that dumb lock flapping in the breeze and comment how we never would have even CARED the guy had thin hair if he didn’t look so ridiculous trying to hide it! Geeze … I feel bad for people who have to pretend their something they’re not. That must suck.!@Pattyanne:
Reply@Togi:
ReplyOMG … I just did what I find absolutely unforgiveable! I used they word “their” instead of “they’re.” Please put me out of my misery NOW!
@Togi:
ReplyOh Dear – keep your eyes open for the grammar police! lol
LOL, we shoot grammar police here. No one is graded by another on IUC. Wink!! I agree we as a nation seem to put too much value on youth and not enough on the wisdom of age. In Europe a woman with some years on her is admired, so why not here as well? I’d much rather see a beautiful woman who is untouched by plastic surgery at 80 ( all old women are beautiful to me), than to see a Joan Rivers who is pushing 80 with a nose going East on a face gouing way way North.@Tamara:
ReplyLOL Togi. Just imagine Brad Pitt and Angie Jolie preparing for a Red Carpet appearance: “Brad, did you find your wig yet?”, “Yes, did you find your butt pads Ange?”, “Yes, one of those little creatures that live in our home had it using it as a pillow!”, “Har, har, har Ange, now that’s funny. Say! Have you seen my glass eye? the blue one?”, “No, I have a spare set of dentures you can borrow though. Do you prefer the buck teeth or the underbite set?”, “Aw shux Ange, you’re too good to me. I’ll take the set the dog hasn’t chewed yet”. Oh yea, must be great to be Dumb Azz Brad Pitt and Psycho Ho JoHo@Togi:
ReplyI have not had time to really look at this puzzle because I am trying to wade my way through Mr Morton’s PR blitz for Ms Jolie. I will not insult Ian by putting any of it on here, but I am totally blown away with this. I really am stunned that Morton wrote it this way. I just can not figure out who rolled over on March. There are far too many inconsistencies also, I am actually having to mark pages and go back and read, because I will be thinking, wait, didn’t he just say something different? So not only finding things that are flat out not true, but contradictions and inconsistencies. This could be Angie’s Bible. Still reading. He has not convinced me yet. It doesn’t feel honest to me. That is the problem I am having.
Reply@Kate:
ReplyChrist, get a life.
Maybe If you used some Preparation H Butt Hurt, you’d be in a more pleasant mood? As for Kate getting a life, you’d be amazed at her life, there is nothing lacking in it believe me. Some people find this entertaining, much like some men prefer Friday Night Lights?, or a western, or a football game, and since you are not in any way in charge of IUC or of any poster – find your life, i’m sure it’s somewhere up your arse.
@Butthurt:
Reply@Pattyanne:
ReplyHere Here Patty!!! I would say STFU Butthurt – but I don’t like that so I won’t! LOL
So now we are supposed to believe that “poor Angie” turned into a home wrecker just because her Mom isolated her, ignored her and didn’t hug or look at her for two whole years after she was born? Boo-Hoo! Excuse me till I get my violin! I know quite a few people who were rejected, ignored and abused by their parents a lot more brutally and at a much more conscious age than AJ but that didn’t turn them into home wreckers of any kind!
This family features a long line of beautiful but selfish, skin-deep women if you ask me. The way AJ throws her own children onto nannies while she does what she enjoys the most is very evocative of her own mother. I’d always thought her mother’s saintly image was too good to be true. If she was such a good mother, how come James and Angie grew up to be so damaged and ignorant of limits? Hmmm …
Reply@Butthurt:
I bet you would would like my life. lol that is code for (FO)
Reply@Butthurt:
ReplyWhy don’t you get a life lowlife. We’ve been eff’d with non-stop and by better, meaner assholes than you, so why don’t you just give it a rest. It really isn’t necessary to spend you life in such a negative way. We are not against you. We’ve never done a thing to you. Please calm the hell down. Thanks in advance for your assistance with this matter.
@Tamara:
ReplyOh no! That truly reeks. No ganja!!!!!!! Damn, the dude just can’t win with Ho can he? I am sad for him
@Kate:
ReplyAM’s book = Angie’s Bible. That’s it. In a nutshell. They all just sit back and let the babies be abused and nobody does anything. Isn’t anyone ever going to set up?
Ted C: Brangelina (read: Angie because apparently she’s now speaking for Brad too) – “They don’t care about AM’s tell-all”
Replyhttp://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b193822_brangelina_source_they_donrsquot_care.html
You made some good points there. I did a search on the topic and hardly found any specific details on other sites, but then great to be here, seriously, thanks…
- John
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