Sugar Ray Ramone Catone (The Bronx Bi-Blogger) – Kiss Me Angie I’m Jewish
snoz shnoop…lonely and looking…sad and useless…princess ortakoy…guilty simpson…rotten tomatoes…heard it on the radio…snug as a bug…yamuna body rolling…yamulkap.com…who are the brain police…go smoke free…crepe recipe…hurt locker…angel dust…smogon sin…hard as hoof…in the air tonight…falling sand…gone with the blastwave! 
Te Amo, SRRC
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what happend to you IAN? you seemed once so proffessional and serious? saw you on GermanTV last year.
ReplyIs it that smug face gave Andrew Morton a BJ behind the bike sheds?
Seriously I can’t think of anything else….
Reply“Kevin Youkilis, the Greek (Jewish) God of Walks as dubbed by Beane, has a career OBP of .376 and just 345 plate appearances in two big league seasons. ” So, guessing Seth Rogen is playing this gift to all things female in Moneyball.
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So, is the location the clue, or the actual exersize
yamulkap.com
It’s a baseball cap with no fabric on the head, says it’s acceptable for Jewish regulations.
Okay, Baseball, Jewish faith, again points to the stud, Kevin Yowkilis.
smogon sin
Smog due to high heat. L.A.?
So…does this mean that Jolie is plotting to bump uglies with the actor who is portraying Kevin Yowkilis in the film Moneyball? Or have the games begun?
Replywhy don’t you tell us what ange is doing on set of moneyball, shes seen there a lot.
ReplyLost on this one, lost on the last one too. lol never did figure out what was about.
ReplyLOL … that’s as good a guess as any!
“falling sand” – times running out
“guilty simpson” – got away with murder
“rotten tomatoes” – Salt not high on their Must See list
And that’s all I can think of.
@Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
ReplyGoodness gracious, this is more nonsensical than anything we’ve ever seen from Sugar Ray! Is SR just messing with us now?
ReplyI think the yarmulke refers to Liev Schreiber
ReplySo I see AJ is now spinning the “poor Angie is at death’s door because her world is falling apart angle” (please see the National Enquirer for details) as the “hey look at Angie she is on top of the world” angle fell rather spectacularly on it’s arse. I have to hand it to her PR people they really never say die do they? If something doesn’t work just try the opposite, and if that doesn’t work, try the first option again, and on and on ad infinitum so it seems. I guess along as AJ is paying, they will keep trying. She is nothing if not tenacious!
Replyyamulkap.com: a combination yarmulka/baseball cap, perfect for families, camp, sporting events…..Moneyball? Or……has she set her erm “cap” on Steven Spielberg now? hahaha He always wears a baseball cap.
Moneyball – script written by Aaron Sorkin (is he Jewish?) Phillip Seymour Hoffman (Jewish?) Seth Rogan (NO WAY!!!)
ReplyInside Edition just had an interview with Andrew Morton in which he said Angie targets “taken” men, but when she can land them, she loses all respect for them. To do with her dad’s multiple affairs and leaving Marcia and the kids. Also he said that Brad and Angie are “solid”, they both share the same unhappiness with life, and boredom.
So, they are together because they are bod Sad Sacks? HUH? I do get the part about her targeting married/taken men to see if she can do what someone did to her mom. Once they fall for her, she loses all respect for them and quickly becomes disinterested.
The interviewer also claimed AJ is upset over the book. B.S.
Replyboth, not bod@Pattyanne:
ReplyI’ve heard the sad story of Voight and his affairs and leaving Marcia, etc., and to me that is nothing but a pitiful excuse for her behavior with men that are “taken”. From personal experience growing up, my father’s children are just the opposite because we saw what it did to our mother and our family. AJ makes choices.
Reply@keane
ReplyWho the heck believes anything the National Enquirer says? Even former writers have said 80-90 percent of what they write is made up. If you want to personally have credibility, then please quote or refer to sources that don’t admit to making up the majority of their stories.
Okay maybe someone can clean this up, this is the best I can do with this .
Here the references I used-
Who is the brain police-Frank Zappa song deals with shrink labeling one and the person and their mad ramblings , how others label us or we do ourselves , when we let you go home refers to being discharged form a mental hospital, basically the song is about someone who is frustrated with being labeled by society being told they have to be a certain way, the brain police is generally thought of though as the shrink, some believe it is society though.
yalmulkap.com sells a cap that is worn by Jewish men
The Hurt Locker-besides the obvious, it is military slang for -to be in a world of hurt.
Angel dust-PCP
smogon sin-that is a webserver used by some gamers like pac man and others but could be just used by websites or blogs also
hard as hoof-used to harden nails, make them stronger, used on horses also
fallng sand- is a very additive web game, fun to play but also as Togi said could be time running out
Gone with the Blastwave- this is a dark violent net comic that changes, it sort of group of war teams trying to kill off each other, trapped trying to get out, and comical at times, but also not and can be disturbing, the two main teams are pondering how to get out of the situation alive.
Okay so that is the obvious ones, since we do not really know the time frame for this, that is the best I can do, thinking this might me possibly from when she was filming Salt but maybe it is now if the Jewish guy the kissing is referring to is Liev as Tam suggested.
Tried to summarize it below, probably way off, but getting sick again, so my mind is very fuzzy. Here goes:
So maybe depressed, lonely looking sad and useless, Angelina, Princess Ortakoy (hotel in Jordan) ?? is guilty , she heard her movie Salt is under performing , she is tucked away with a Jewish boy Liev getting intimate or did, guilty of that, why are people labeling her, the brain police calling her a psychopath, what is she gonna do, she is going to die, crepe recipe(no idea) ??? she is in a world of hurt, messing with PCP, having hallucinations, seeing things on the web , but she is hard as nails, it is in the air tonight (not sure)??? time is running out , she is addicted , caught up in the battle that never ends, goes in circles, with cliffhangers, back and forth , between her and X whoever, and she ponders it, the darkness, the violence, and how it will end, how she will get out, they will get out.
Maybe you guys can figure out what it really means. lol that is my contribution. fever taking me over now.
ReplyKate – you always blow me away with your ability to make something out of these big scrambles. I’m clueless.
Reply@Vittoria:
I was just thinking the same thing – our Kates ability to remember time and dates is truly staggering!! If only we could bottle that – and this with a fever too!
The only thing I get out of it is that the HOlie is bonking Liev S! lol
ReplyPrincess Ortakoy Hotel is 5-star hotel that is beautiful on the outside but rundown and in need of renovation on the inside.
Crepe recipe: The goal in making crepes is for them to be THIN.
ReplyIan – you know we love you but…….if you have something to say why don’t you just say it??
ReplyIan’s vagina is Jewish. Hebrew national.
ReplyBingo! Between what you deduced added with what Kate has posted, I think we have a winner. BTW, a snippit from AM’s book is out and it puts the lie to most of Marcia Lynnes claims against Jon Voight as well as explains what screwed up Angie’s head. Does not give her a free pass for future behaviour however.
http://technorati.com/entertainment/celebrity/article/understanding-angelina-an-exclusive-interview-with/page-2/
ReplyBy Ian’s good friend and a jurno we all admire, Dawn Olson@inthegray:
@Days:
I think you may have misunderstood my post Days, as I was also saying that this shit is made up. By the Angie factory. Do try to keep up!
Reply@inthegray:
knew it was a beautiful hotel did not know it was in a less than 5 star state. That makes sense, run down and thin. Angie.
Replythank you thank you!
wow this drivel is harder to read than Ted at Awful Truth.
ReplyFamewhore Farrah is slipping up
Famewhore Farrah spends most of her time in front of the cameras. If not filming, then being “caught” by paparazzi while she spends quality time with her offspring. ……………………FF is also a back stabbing whore who sleeps with any man that she can get her claws in. Her latest beau was a set-up that she had planned for a long time………………FF has a dark and twisted past, one that she has tried to distance herself from for years. But the problem is that Famewhore had a baby at a very young age with a man that she NEVER should have been sleeping with. Farrah gave the baby up for adoption and has tried to make up for it ever since. But word on the street is that FF’s little love child is gunning for her……………………………
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Replythen don’t read it , easy enough lol you change the channel on your tv don’t you?
Reply@wtf!:
AJ and MJ – didn’t SR allude to this in one of his posts at one time…. the lost childhood thing etc etc…
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