Sugar Ray Ramone Catone – The Bronx Bi-Blogger: Morton Paid Sources To Yap on Angie, Was He Misinformed????

Posted on July 27th, 2010 by HisHighness in IUC:Entertainment, IUC:Exclusive

ramone-143Untrusted application launcher…singing the blues like Marty Robbins…buttnumbathon…butt naked near death….like Michaelangelo Antonioni…guresome twosome tour…often three…and four…and five…duped torrents…gory anime..ghetto talkswitch…boring and jacking…sources of calcium…gone baby gone…Brad’s bibme…his scanty urination…all over France…all over new tome gone sour…where’s the beef???…Did you bang the babysitter when she was blind and shutter…And you got nothing to lose…And you’re living a dream…With the sand in your shoes…Falling in love is easy…It’s easy to do…And a sunrise sneaks through my blinds…My demise, I just can’t help it…It’s suicide, looking in your pale blue eyes!
Te Amo, SRRC

  1. lurkeyloo said on July 27th, 2010 at 1:58 pm

    Really, Ian? This has become the saddest site ever….WTF is up with you? You have such “breaking” knews (as usual) and yet you follow it up with some stupid riddle. I’m starting to feel really sorry for you.

  2. Gabby Fishman said on July 27th, 2010 at 2:04 pm

    Love you Sugs!!!!! Keep it coming….this is amazing stuff….Morton paying sources for shits and giggles…hahahaaha. He was suckered in.

  3. colour said on July 27th, 2010 at 2:56 pm

    @Gabby Fishman:

    Tabloids do that all the time! They even advert that on their magazine cover see the NE!

  4. Togi said on July 27th, 2010 at 3:24 pm

    Soooooo … is this riddle about AM or is it about BP? Um …

  5. Patty anne said on July 27th, 2010 at 4:56 pm

    It’s over and Angie is resisting, but “never felt more like singing the blues, cause I never thought I’d lose…your love”….uh huh. Feeling isolated from Brad now, or he from the family? Fill in th e blanks bio on Brad….automated, not given. Brad has given his love to another…. I just wish they’d own up to what their actual situation is ra ther than try to continue this pay-for-portraying one big happy family …NOT

  6. Kate said on July 27th, 2010 at 9:09 pm

    Just a guess, but thinking the untrusted application launcher is Andrew Morton, was expected to shine the light on Angelina with the truth , and it is a epic fail

    Singing the blues, can’t believe I have lost, could be Angie has not worked out like she thought it would

    buttnumbathon-not sure almost sounds like Benjamin Button, is that to say about Brad, her campaign to get him and use him did not turn out like she thought and now she has lost him? maybe or she is naked all the time for long periods?

    butt naked near death-not sure

    Michael Angelelo-painted the Sistine chapel with exposed genitals, there was an outcry so it was edited after his death, they were covered. Is that what happened to Andrews book?

    guresome twosome tour- Brad and Angie? Oscar campaign, they both lost, or is that Andrew and Angie.

    often 3 4 5 duped torments -guessing this is the people that he paid for information on that tour.

    gory anime-Japanese animation no idea how this applies

    ghetto talkswitch-that is a office phone- cheap model ?

    boring and jacking- listening to conversations , not sure

    sources of calcium- source of life, strength ?

    gone baby gone- something is dead- relationship

    Brad’s bibme- this is Brad’s bio of works. what he just sort of filled in on Brad.

    his scanty urination- pissing what? people off

    all over France-nuff said

    all over new tome gone sour– book has been ruined.

    AM- where is the beef? nuff said

    Did you bang the babysitter when she was blind and shutter? did you take that sexual favor from angie when she was drugged and crazy

    The rest I don’t know because her eyes are baby blue.

    that is the best I can do with this.

    It is probably lol completely wrong.

  7. inthegray said on July 27th, 2010 at 10:03 pm

    @Kate. Look at Wikipedia for Michaelangelo Antonioni. He was a film producer. A recurrent theme in his films was living a life without purpose and only gratification from please or material wealth. He had a film presented at Cannes with mixed reviews and did not believe in morality. Guresome twosome tour is Alice Cooper and Rod Zombie. Sometimes gory amine is the most violent and bloddy movies out there. I think I read somewhere where AJ’s eyes are really not blue, wears blue contacts. I don’t know how to make it fit and you are really good at it.

  8. inthegray said on July 27th, 2010 at 10:06 pm

    That should be “gratification from pleasure”. Sorry.

  9. Kate said on July 27th, 2010 at 10:10 pm

    okay that makes better sense, so how does it fit. the only baby blues are Brads, that I can think of. what do you think that urinating is? lol

  10. Kate said on July 27th, 2010 at 10:11 pm

    Things left out of the book? Cause Ian left plenty out too? so…

  11. inthegray said on July 27th, 2010 at 10:40 pm

    It all sounds really dark to me. Ghetto talkswitch could be phone sex? I still think you are right that it has to do with the book coming out.

  12. Togi said on July 27th, 2010 at 11:21 pm

    My two cents’ worth -Brad’s bibme means Brad’s motorcycle. Gone baby gone, Brad’s gone on his motorcycle (not literally, but he’s gone) Scanty urination sounds like leaving his “mark” or his scent. Maybe that’s all that is left to follow?

  13. Kate said on July 28th, 2010 at 1:28 am

    Togi why does bigme mean his bike? Not understanding that. Isn’t that like a fill in the blank for someone works, like IMDB sort of..kind of thing.

    SR makes these things too hard or I am getting stupid lol

  14. Kate said on July 28th, 2010 at 1:30 am

    I mean come on , what is a buttnumbathon? Serious?

  15. Kate said on July 28th, 2010 at 1:33 am

    Ah well such a thing does exist it seems-

    Butt-Numb-A-Thon (also known as BNAT) is an annual film marathon held every December since 1999. It is hosted by Harry Knowles of the Ain’t it Cool News website in celebration of his birthday. This mini-festival shows 24 hours of vintage films as well as premieres.

  16. Kate said on July 28th, 2010 at 1:38 am

    Some more on this-

    The marathon is invite-only via an application process. Before BNAT 5 in 2003, there were typically two ways to gain admittance – one for Austin residents that usually involved some event (such as BNAT 4 in 2002 having a costume contest at a horror movie screening at an abandoned mental institution on Halloween), then a separate one for those not in the Central Texas area. After BNAT 5, the application process was changed to internet-only involving several essay-style questions and submissions of pictures, which is then used to create a yearbook with all the registered attendees. Competition to get in is fierce, as 10,000 or more applicants attempt to gain one of the approximately 200 seats. This system was put into place to ensure that only die-hard film fans would be in attendance as well as to be fair, as attendance is limited to the seating capacity of the Alamo Drafthouse.

    Snatch was show there.and-

    BNAT has also been characterized by such novel surprises as having a live jug band accompaniment to Buster Keaton’s silent classic The General, the delivery of fresh meat pies to attendees during the early screening of Sweeney Todd, shot glasses of caviar and vodka given to attendees to mirror a scene in The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, and the use of electrically shocking devices to zap sleeping audience members during an intentionally interminable 3:00am viewing of 1950s creaker-classic Attack of the Gila Monster.[citation needed]

    okay so this happens in Austin TX, so what is the significance of this? anyone?

  17. Kate said on July 28th, 2010 at 1:46 am

    I don’t know how to make this fit, it all sounds kind of dark and messy to me. Threats of suicide, beats me. I could do this for hours and not figure this out.

  18. Togi said on July 28th, 2010 at 4:48 am

    Well doggone, Kate! I had a TYPO on my Goggle search! Ooops. LOL. Yeah, bibme isn’t a motorcycle at all, is it! Darn. Guess I’d better be more careful next time. Okay. Back to the drawing board. Sigh. @Kate:

  19. mooki said on July 28th, 2010 at 1:50 pm

    found this:

    Angie is trying too damn hard to be a hybrid of Audrey Hepburn and Mia Farrow…. combining the UNICEF charity work w/ the rainbow tribe all the while looking like a shameless PR whore

  20. cuze said on July 28th, 2010 at 3:08 pm

    Sand In Your Shoes lyrics

    I couldn’t stand to be in that place
    I was just about to leave, when I saw your face
    You were laughing at me with your beautiful mouth
    You said, ‘You’re looking miserable, do you want to get out?’

    When you’re only 18
    And you got nothing to lose
    And your living a dream
    With the sand in your shoes
    Falling in love is easy
    It’s easy to do

    We fell in love with the windows rolled down
    Chasing the sunset through another empty town
    Your hair was a mess when you would dance on the coast
    Your silhouette, like some heavenly ghost

    When you’re only 18
    And you got nothing to lose
    And your living a dream
    With the sand in your shoes
    Falling in love is easy
    It’s easy to do

    Summer skies and warm colored sunsets
    And a sunrise sneaking through my blinds
    My demise, I just can’t help it,
    It just feels so lost

    Falling in love is easy to do
    With the wind in your hair and the sand in your shoes
    And though it may hurt to have your heart broken in two
    That didn’t stop me from falling for you

    When you’re only 18
    And you got nothing to lose
    And your living a dream
    With the sand in your shoes
    Falling in love is easy
    It’s easy to do

    When you’re dancing on the beach where the water meets your feet
    And a cool ocean breeze is fighting the heat
    Falling in love is easy
    It’s easy to do
    It’s easy to do
    Oh I’m falling for you

    A former lover from years gone by????

  21. inthegray said on July 28th, 2010 at 3:50 pm

    Ok, just remember when I say this that children’s puzzles are even a challenge for me – that is how bad I am at riddles. Could BP have fallen for the twins’ babysitter that AJ supposedly found him comforting? And BP still has relationship with her?

  22. inthegray said on July 28th, 2010 at 4:50 pm

    Oh, and is this the big reveal we are supposedly waiting for?

  23. Kate said on July 28th, 2010 at 6:36 pm

    no idea this has so many references to the gory violent films, the festival of films in Austin, I sort of think it is more about the end of Angelina , but maybe not. The part about Brad’s scant pissings all over France and the tome makes me think he is talking about Brad and some of the things he has done in France, maybe the drugs, pot, hash, his farm, but it seems like it is Angie falling for the baby blues but I just don’t believe she does. As for the babysitter, shutter , blind and shutter, the only reference I get is from that is drugged and crazy. You know who that refers to .

    So I have no idea what this means other than what the title says, the book is going to tell a things that may not be true? That is what I think he means..paid Angies sources for stories that were basically released to him so he would write the book in the way she wants it written, and not necessarily the truth.

  24. lurkeyloo said on July 28th, 2010 at 6:45 pm

    BTW, Sugar Ray is the WORST drag queen I have ever seen.

  25. whatthe said on July 28th, 2010 at 7:05 pm

    …. So Sugar Ray didn’t actually die then?

    I see.

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  28. Gitano said on July 29th, 2010 at 8:50 am

    Maybe Brad has a prostate problem – “his scanty urination all over France” – literal interpretation.

  29. Kate said on July 29th, 2010 at 1:27 pm

    That was Sarah, not Sugar Ray, aka, Miss Nine. Don’t be disrespectful , she was a young and upcoming journalist .

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  31. erin said on July 30th, 2010 at 12:38 am

    What is this crap??

  32. Kate said on July 30th, 2010 at 1:37 pm

    So thinking about this more, it appears that the riddle is saying that he believes that Morton got false info for the book because it has Brad’s markings all over it, so much so that in affect it is really Brad’s bibliography, that he is the one who really is behind this, and that in the end Morton will regret it because it ruined the book in SR’s opinion. Quick summary , but I that is what I am going with as of now.

  33. inthegray said on July 30th, 2010 at 11:25 pm

    I agree. I am just wondering if Jolie tried to commit suicide by starving herself to death. When I researched more on Michaelangelo Antonioni, he is thought to to have committed suicide by starving himself to death. And Antonioni himself said of his films that all the characters “were needing freedom, trying to cut themselves loose, but failing to rid themselves of conscience.”

  34. joanne said on July 31st, 2010 at 7:46 am

    Is Jolie that patheric she would threaten suicide to keep Pitt ? What king of great mother would do that to her kids? How did she get to adopt these kids? The loons tried to make the ex look pathetic and it seems the pathetic one is their saint. Pitt might as well marry this trash, they belong together.

  35. joanne said on July 31st, 2010 at 7:47 am

    Oops, that should say what kind og great mother.

  36. inthegray said on July 31st, 2010 at 5:22 pm

    Didn’t she threaten suicide with BBT? I know she has kids now but I still think she is so thin from starving herself to control BP. And I think that reference to Michaelangelo Antonioni is two-fold. All his films centered around someone wanting freedom but not obtaining it because their conscience wouldn’t let them. I think BP wants freedom but AJ is so flawed and mentally ill that he doesn’t leave. I think Antonioni’s name right after “butt-naked near death” is a description of a condition AJ was found in. And, I agree with Kate’s assessment that Morton’s book is really BP’s bibliography.

  37. Kate said on August 1st, 2010 at 1:54 pm

    I don’t think we have this quite figured out since Brange is blocking this book, any chance that SR could give us another hint?

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  39. Kate said on August 6th, 2010 at 2:08 am

    Okay well now that I am reading this book, I have changed my mind, I don’t think Brad had any hand in this at all, unless he maybe gave those pictures to him out of some sort of retaliation for what is being said about him in the book. AM is clearly moved by Angelina , he seems to have gotten some info from Bill Day , Jon, he is kind to them, not so much to James, not to Brad, and while he does exploit Angie, he only shows why that happened , excuses it for the most part, or tries to understand why she did it, I think. He then is very impressed with her resume, and does not seem to hold her accountable for anything at all other than not spending time with her children, but then excuses that because she sees herself as a working mother, and is only doing as her mother and grandmother did. So, what does this riddle really mean?

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