IUC Exclusive: Morton’s New Tome Claims Angie Targets Men Who Are Attached

Posted on July 21st, 2010 by HisHighness in IUC:Arts, IUC:Bits

angelinawantedI revealed the exact same thing. I didn’t, however, focus on Ethan Hawke. That was one of the nuggets I left out for legal reasons. I have learned Morton read my book cover to cover several times. I hope he has another #1 bestseller. Morton is a good bloke, even if his style does not hold a candle to the new generation.

  1. Tinkuy said on July 21st, 2010 at 12:20 pm

    kudos for the artistic photo of a bag of bones!

    (and yes, Keane, since I putatively am James Haven & have just attended the enormously successful LA premiere of Salt, I’ll resume my keyboard monkey duties to provoke more of your entirely predictable & increasingly irrational rants & generate some traffic on this moribund site — bisous!)

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  2. WTF said on July 21st, 2010 at 12:52 pm

    James i liked your striped sweater you wore to the premiere. very dashing LMAO

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  3. Tinkuy said on July 21st, 2010 at 1:08 pm

    @WTF:
    Thank you, my sense of sartorial splendor is simply smashing.

    Seriously, AJ’s skinny legs, stick arms, sickly pallor & sand shoes clashed with that sparkling schmatta she sported.

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  4. I'm on the bidet said on July 21st, 2010 at 1:13 pm

    Ian, is Morton’s book essentially your book with a few missing extra nuggets? Could you give us a hint about other items you left out due to legal reasons? You could do it in a ‘blind items’ style maybe (or perhaps you already have . . . ) ?

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  5. Kate said on July 21st, 2010 at 1:24 pm

    So are we thinking now that maybe he is not going to paint her as a Saint, please say it is not so?

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  6. Leah said on July 21st, 2010 at 1:33 pm

    I still say Jolie co wrote it with him. One of the tabs has it on their cover-reads exactly like we expected.

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  7. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on July 21st, 2010 at 4:05 pm

    @Tinkuy:

    Hi Tinkuy yes I noticed your absence then up you popped at the premiere and here you are straight back again – I could set my watch by you!

    Oh and you really do keep falling into the trap of condemning yourself with your own words James: “the enormously successful LA premiere of Salt” hey? There’s only one keyboard monkey out there who would say that – and we all know that that’s the “attractive” James Haven whose only job is to write in support of his sister on the interwebs and show up baring his teeth at her premieres. Ha ha ha.

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  8. Tinkuy said on July 21st, 2010 at 4:47 pm

    @Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
    no, Keane, you’re the one who keeps falling for having your leg pulled — ta-ta!

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  9. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on July 21st, 2010 at 5:21 pm

    @Tinkuy:

    Regular as clockwork!

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  10. Debfromhell said on July 21st, 2010 at 5:26 pm

    We love hearing about this slut and her tards!

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  11. alif said on July 21st, 2010 at 6:08 pm

    “…Angie Targets Men Who Are Attached”
    Not exactly a “Stop the Presses!” moment!
    Will it go straight to the discount table?

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  12. BIllyBobBaby said on July 21st, 2010 at 7:27 pm

    I hooked up with Billy Bob in Austin Texas when he was filming The ALamo. I went to LA and few times and stayed in the house he bought with ANGIE you know Slashes former house. This was right after the divorce and before her Saint Angelina phase had gone full throttle. BBT was very open about Angie’s desperate need to be considered the beautiful woman in the world. ALL SHE CARES ABOUT IS HER PERSONA. HE SAID EVERYTHING SHE DOES IS DRIVEN BY THE NEED to be viewed AS THE WORLDS MOST BEAUTIFUL PERFECT WOMAN. PERIOD.
    She is OCD about it and had multiple PLASTIC surgeries. One being 3 nose jobs – done by a Dr. H in Beverly Hills- I wont revel his full name. She had jaw, cheek, chin implants, plus brow lift. Extreme Makeover kind of stuff before she started out. Very good work.

    Plus, how she really is a daddy’s girl and fakes the daddy issues for attention. Angie demanded a house in Bev Hills – he didn’t want it. How her humaniarian work is all about her persona – the perfect woman need. Also, he said she never consulted him about Maddox. At the end of their relationship was a dead fish in bed.
    She is a pathological. And the american public eats it up with spoon.

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  13. Meah said on July 21st, 2010 at 8:51 pm

    Yes, she likes attached men but for the last 5 years, shes been with the same one. Dead horse, time to quit beating it.

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  14. Kate said on July 21st, 2010 at 10:24 pm

    That is not surprising, BBB, she does seem to have severe Daddy issues. Thank you for sharing that. I wonder if she will ever really be unveiled for who she really is. If Andrew Morton is writing a Saint Angelina, possibly that will anger someone enough to rip it to shreds and really tell the truth. No one seems to want to take the heat to do that. I don’t mean writers, I mean sources. What can you do if no one will back it up and stand by the story?

    With the same man for 5 years, did you forget about her coach and the rubber sheets? Don’t think so, and I hate to think how many women she has used. Wondering about Liev about now.

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  15. mez said on July 22nd, 2010 at 4:25 am

    @Kate:
    Hi Kate

    I think the unveiling is already happening but only in drips and drabs which unfortunately if you are anything like me find it frustrating. She still has a lot of power and control over the media while she is with Brad and the only time the real Angie will become exposed will be when her popularity starts to wane probably at the box office. Lets just hope it won’t be for too long. :)

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  16. Bes said on July 22nd, 2010 at 4:51 am

    Still trying to convince us that Angie’s into guys lol !!!

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  17. Reality Check said on July 22nd, 2010 at 5:35 am

    So Angie targets men who are attached? WOW, thank you for the great scoop, really! If that’s all Andrew Morton has to say about her, it’s not something we haven’t heard or figured out alone before, have we?

    I’m dying to read a book about her written by Mickey Brett, her ex-bodyguard, because I’m pretty sure he has the main juice on her. Any other biography would be lame – he was next to her for years and years.

    :)

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  18. .... said on July 22nd, 2010 at 8:51 am

    The couple did not attend the hearing at London’s High Court where solicitor-advocate Keith Schilling told Mr Justice Eady that News Group Newspapers accepted that each of the allegations had been “false and intrusive”.

    Pitt and Jolie brought an action for misuse of private information and breach of the 1998 Data Protection Act over a front page that said “Pitts all over”.

    Mr Schilling said the newspaper, which argued that it acted in good faith, had agreed to publish an apology and pay the couple costs and damages.

    They intend to donate the cash to the Jolie-Pitt Foundation.

    Mr Schilling said the article stated that the couple had visited divorce lawyers in December 2009 to begin thrashing out a separation deal.

    It said an agreement had been reached to divide assets of £205m and provide custody and visitation rights in relation to their six children.

    The couple were not in court

    It claimed both actors had signed the agreement in January 2010, making their separation imminent.

    The solicitor told the court the couple’s Los Angeles lawyers wrote to News Group informing them that the allegations had been false.

    But the next issue the News of the World published another article “Brange Leak War”, that reported the earlier allegations and stated the couple had argued about who had leaked details of their break up to the press.

    Mr Schilling said the actors then requested the newspaper publish an apology and retraction.

    When it failed to do so the couple started legal proceedings.

    He added that the couple now considered their rights had been vindicated.

    Afterwards, Mr Schilling said the publication had “spawned an array of false stories” all over the world.

    “In consequence, when the News of the World failed to publicly retract the allegations and apologise for them – thereby leaving their readers in the dark as to the true position – the couple felt they had no alternative than to sue,” he said.

    “Today’s victory marks the end of the litigation brought by Brad and Angelina.”

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  19. sammy said on July 22nd, 2010 at 9:48 am

    what is the rating of Brangelina brad ? I guess it is not that hot as before and sinking. They are supposed to be together for that brand’s sake. As for Mickey Brett book I heard she paid him not to write it..

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  20. Glynis said on July 22nd, 2010 at 11:17 am

    @BIllyBobBaby:

    Give us more! more!

    That’s the kind of information someone needs to put in one of these books. Instead of the sugar coated bologna in Halperin’s.

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  21. I'm on the bidet said on July 22nd, 2010 at 12:13 pm

    @Glynis:

    What’s wrong with sugar-coated bologna? Its an excellent mix of needed carbohydrates, protein, and fat, and should be part of every diet. And speaking of people who need food:

    “Jolie’s days as an action heroine may be behind her. She’s still got the cruel lips. But at some point, a cookie or two needs to pass over them to give her the brawn to pull off this stuff.”

    From: http://www.orlandosentinel.com/entertainment/os-movie-review-salt,0,1941179.story

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  22. DebFrmHell said on July 22nd, 2010 at 12:16 pm

    Hi to all. ((insert wave)) Hi Kate!

    I hope you all realize that the above is not from me. I don’t have that sign in and I don’t use that kind of wording. Someone is trying to stir the pot. I have no idea why. But if it is not me, you won’t see my avie.

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  23. Jalyn said on July 22nd, 2010 at 12:24 pm

    since when is this news????

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  24. Pharmacy technician certification exam said on July 22nd, 2010 at 12:34 pm

    nice post. thanks.

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  25. Emerson said on July 22nd, 2010 at 2:15 pm

    @BIllyBobBaby:
    excellent to hear what we have all known! For real! AND Tinkuy or James (whoever) share more than parents, they are DEF on the same “diet” that was WAY obvious at the SALT premier, you know the new movie she screams every line in per usual ;) I couldn’t sit through her screams if I was paid! AND Daddy issues, woohoo, this is quite the interesting thread….come on someone else, give us more!

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  26. Tamara said on July 22nd, 2010 at 2:44 pm

    @DebFrmHell:
    Hey Deb – I thought that was wierd, I’ve never seen a post of yours without your Avie – (is that Grandma Whiskers by any chance? LOL)

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  27. Tamara said on July 22nd, 2010 at 2:46 pm

    @Kate:
    Kate – me too! I’ve had this niggling thought in the back of my mind because all the rumors surrounding Liev and Naomi – that maybe the HO is the reason for their discord. Was really surprised to see Naomi at the premiere but then I thought ahhhhh – she’s in protection mode from the vampiress. Makes sense to me.

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  28. Tamara said on July 22nd, 2010 at 2:47 pm

    RE the heading of this post my response: Ummmmmm Duh! lol lol

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  29. Tamara said on July 22nd, 2010 at 2:48 pm

    @Tamara:
    Lets see now, this would be waaaaay easier – has she ever had a man that WASN’T with someone else when she snared them in her iron vajayjay??

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  30. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on July 22nd, 2010 at 4:00 pm

    @Tamara:

    There’s video content on the LA Times website of AJ supposedly chatting warmly with Liev Schriber and Naomi Watts. The vid tells something of a dffferent story though – it is basically AJ making constant small talk at them to make it look like they are friendly while Liev and Naomi look at her and basically say nothing. It’s quite telling. I WONDER WHAT WAS UP THERE? WHAT WITH ALL THOSE TROUBLE IN THE SCHRIEBER/WATTS RELATIONSHIP STORIES LATELY AND ALL…. Ahem. Quick, catch that vid now before she gets it pulled.

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  31. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on July 22nd, 2010 at 4:04 pm

    @….:

    Did you hear about the premiership and England football star who fathered a love child with his wife’s sister story too? They used that privacy law to keep that one out of the press too – doesn’t mean he isn’t rocking his sister-in-law’s baby to sleep at night while his wife throws her louboutins at them both though does it? Brange are going to have to do better than that.

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  32. Tinkuy said on July 22nd, 2010 at 4:49 pm

    @Emerson:
    Boy, some people are incapable of recognizing blatant sarcasm or jest! No hay peor ciego que el que no quiere ver.

    BTW, I have never praised AJ on this site (or elsewhere). No intention of seeing Salt after viewing the trailer several months ago, which I think I commented on here at the time. I called BS on her association with Wyclef Jean/Haiti relief a long time ago, too.

    Keane is convinced I’m James Haven simply because I criticized her. Anyone who questions her is automatically considered to be part of Team AJ. Paranoia big destroyer …

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  33. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on July 22nd, 2010 at 4:52 pm

    @Tinkuy:

    And he’s back!!!! Moment I log on. You can literally set your watch by him! Gotta love the “attractive” James Haven! lol

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  34. Kateiuc said on July 22nd, 2010 at 4:59 pm

    So? AM is mentioning picking out Baby Zahara on Jan 8, the day after Brad and Jen announced their separation, anyone know what he says about that exactly?

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  35. Kateiuc said on July 22nd, 2010 at 5:06 pm

    @DebFrmHell:
    Wondered about that too, someone over there must be setting you up. All that I can think of, otherwise why go to the trouble do that?

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  36. Glynis said on July 22nd, 2010 at 6:16 pm

    @I’m on the bidet:
    Love it!

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  37. Pattyanne said on July 22nd, 2010 at 9:51 pm

    That’s curious in a couple of ways Kate. Angie was selecting a blond haired, blue eyed Russian boy just before she made the sudden switch to Zahara. I think there is an article (Google has it listed) about Brad’s and Jen’s trip to Africa where Jen fell in love with an Aids orphan, little girl, but Brad said he wasn’t ready yet. If Brad had mentioned that to Jolie it would explain why she cancelled the Russian boy, and got Z instead.@Kateiuc:

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  38. BIllyBobBaby said on July 23rd, 2010 at 12:37 am

    @Glynis:
    Well, BBT did not believe in her UN work at all because BBT feel it was born to elavate her PERSONA. Soley. Point Blank. Not authentic at all. It is part of her master plain to be “worshipped.” She did it for PERSONA. He said that she wanted to be viewed and acknowledged at the most beautiful woman in the world. She was not satisifed with the most beautiful in the room. Angie has a deep seeded need for ACKNOWLEDGEMENT.

    BBT said she really is deep down inside a Beverly Hills Showbiz Brat. BBT resented that they HAD to buy a house in Bev HIlls – like, common a Rebel Punk with Tatoos to live in the middle of Beverly Hills. Of all places…. The rebel thing, the tatoos, the public daddy feud was to differniate from the other starlets at the time in her age range: Charlize Theron, Gretchen Mol, Gwyneth Paltrow – the other “it” girls. All of it was amped up for shock value just as she decide to be the next AUDREY HEPBURN – no one in HW at the time was doing the UN stuff since Audrey lest of al the “it” girls.

    So….he didn’t buy it and I assume on this point BBT was very vocal to her about it and she checked out. Not staying around for BBT opinions. A small town Arkansas boy who got famous based on the merit of Sling Blade – a picture he wrote, starred in and directed. A picture that inspired Elizabeth Taylor to personally call him to say how much the Sling Blade touched her.

    He was supporting bit player before Slingblade – he took his career in his own hand created something that he was inspired by….we tend to forget now because since he has gotten famous post Sling Blade – he can act like a pompous jerk at times.

    Now I was with him post Alamo post divource. A fling – so maybe he was resentful. But at the time he talked very candidly about her. At first is was shocking to me because she was a public person. One of my friends at the time was going through a bad break up. BBT was very kind to her and shared the Angie stories as well. Which again my friend who is in the film industry was shocked that he talked to openly.

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  39. KarenC said on July 23rd, 2010 at 3:18 am

    Love this outfit makes her look soooo young http://www.usmagazine.com/stylebeauty/news/angelina-jolie-rocks-skintight-biker-jacket-at-comic-con-1970241

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  40. 99 said on July 23rd, 2010 at 3:21 am

    Just clicked the link she looks so plastic now it’s crazy & that outfit is very 1980s mom!arrrrrgh

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  41. mooki said on July 23rd, 2010 at 9:06 am

    Us Weekly just published an excerpt from Morton’s book and a list of Angie’s past lovers

    Angie at Comic-Con:
    http://www.usmagazine.com/stylebeauty/news/angelina-jolie-rocks-skintight-biker-jacket-at-comic-con-2010227

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  42. I'm on the bidet said on July 23rd, 2010 at 12:25 pm

    More relationship spam from Angiekins:

    “She credits beau Brad Pitt with making her “a better person. I’ve learned so much from him, as you do when you come together with another person. You both make each other better. You both learn about the best of each other, and recognize the things where you’re failing, or where you need to step up. When it’s a great partnership, you really are patient with each other.”
    http://www.usmagazine.com/healthylifestyle/news/angelina-jolie-admits-she-isnt-completely-sane-2010237

    Remember folks, Angie is prettier than you, sexier than you, richer than you, more famous than you, a better mom than you, and also does relationships better than you. Now shut up and her movie, bitches!

    VOMIT!!

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  43. Stella said on July 23rd, 2010 at 12:38 pm

    “My evolution, and any extremes in my evolution, has been my personality, out of the nature of what’s inside me,” Jolie said. “I’m very unaware of my public self. I don’t read anything written about me. I don’t look at magazines. I only watch the films and premieres if I have to. I still haven’t seen some of my films. If you become aware of a public self, you’re in danger of becoming a very artificial person.”

    OK…why did Jolie sue “News of the World” if she never reads anything written about herself? Angelina Jolie is the biggest fake out there.

    This just out; Brad Pitt and Anglina Jolie have just purchased an 18,000 square foot villa in Valpolicella, Italy for $40 million, according to Sky Italy.
    Hmmm another lie, according to my relative who is a real-estate agent out there a home was purchased there BUT from what he understands it was Orlando Bloom who purchased it.

    So much crap.

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  44. Togi said on July 23rd, 2010 at 2:14 pm

    I feel like such a low-life toad, IOTB. I don’t have the best anything. It’s all good, but not the best. I suck.

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  45. alif said on July 23rd, 2010 at 2:53 pm

    @I’m on the bidet:
    It’s obvious a person like that feels exactly the opposite about herself. This world is her turf. She commands the media to do as she wills!
    Some of us have been warning the public from the start!
    To put it bluntly, she is an anti-saint! Those who follow christianity know that satan can manipulate us all because he once was “the perfect angel”. He knows our weaknesses more than we know ourselves. Manipulation is his expertise. The media is in his pocket, so to speak! And he rewards those who do evil.
    This is his turf!
    Don’t look for her downfall. It doesn’t work that way. She will continue to be rewarded as long as she remains an anti-saint!

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  46. Reality Check said on July 23rd, 2010 at 3:06 pm

    @I’m on the bidet:

    IOTB, is that really you or has one of the Just Jared loons taken over alias? What a totally, profoundly sick post! Especially the ending! You must be really proud of yourself for spouting so much vitriol on someone else’s behalf, though she’s not related to you in any way – unless I’m wrong and you are in her employ or just one of the many deranged idiots who swear by her.

    It’s really interesting that when you made your small list of Angie strengths, you forgot two all-important things: “more educated than you” and “more respectful of her parents than you”. She has no serious education at all – a spoilt brat using her Dad’s connections to get ahead in life before disowning him publicly to distinguish herself from the Hollywood crowd.

    Are there no better ways to distinguish yourself from a crowd? Sure, but you must have a personality first. I mean, a real personality – not one based on her Harper Bazaar’s one-liner of two years ago: “I don’t walk around feeling I need to apologize or explain myself.” I’m sure that to all the bitches like you, that sounds like one hell of a real personality. Woo-Hoo!

    For the record, if you are not a good person, nobody can make you a better one. I am extremely lucky in that I have figured this out before I got into any real-life experience that would teach me the hard way about people’s limited ability to change. I hate to break it to you but nobody has made anybody better in a relationship. Grow up!

    Your Angie, who fills you with such rage against anyone who is not obsessed with her, has not become a better person with and after Brad Pitt. Most probably, she has simply found a stable sounding board for her psychosis of many years – a sounding board she’s tied to herself by means of 6 kids just in case, so that it doesn’t run away.

    And what the hell do you know about the other women’s ability to be mothers? I’ve seen more than enough women who are ready to sacrifice everything they have for their children but they don’t feel like demonstrating it all the time to look great!

    You may think she’s more successful than anyone, including us, but I’ve got some long-overdue news for you – no success is real if half the world calls you “a home wrecker”, “brother smoocher” and “a cunt”. No success is real if the world can’t help remembering and giggling over where you are coming from and what you were doing before you put the halo around your own head.

    Now go seek some help because you sound on the edge of some obsessive compulsive behaviour plus depression.

    :) :):)

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  47. Tinkuy said on July 23rd, 2010 at 3:10 pm

    @Reality Check:
    IOTB was being sarcastic.

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  48. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on July 23rd, 2010 at 3:18 pm

    @KarenC:

    Ugh, she really does look horrendous there – how did she maintain the facade for so long I wonder? It is all falling down around her ears now.

    By the way, the “show of family solidarity” the Voights put on the other night – I assume it was to try to brush over the fact that she has lied about the state of her relationship with her father for attention for over a decade now? I assume this is something Morton is going to cover in his book? Everything she is doing and saying now is to try to counter everything that is going to be said in the book I reckon. Including the “Brad loves me, the children love me, despite my flaws and oddities” line. I cannot imagine how stressful it must be to try to keep this stuff quiet – she is a total fool for trying to act like a saint all this time – only gives her about a million miles further to fall in the public’s estimation. The only thing that is keeping her from falling over the precipice right now is Brad – wonder what she has on him to make him stay the course this long? Has to be big. Either way all I can say is the woman is a nut case. And James, that is your cue to enter the debate – my bb needs re-setting!

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  49. Reality Check said on July 23rd, 2010 at 3:35 pm

    @Tinkuy:

    Oh, good! A stone fell from my heart! If you were really “tongue in cheek” sarcastic, I’m sorry for attacking you, IOTB! I’m just so sick and tired of all the Angie bitches roaming the Internet that I contain myself anymore.

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  50. Reality Check said on July 23rd, 2010 at 3:36 pm

    I meant: “can’t contain myself anymore”.

    :)

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  51. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on July 23rd, 2010 at 3:46 pm

    @I’m on the bidet:

    Looks like you’ve got a new pal in James my friend! lol

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  52. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on July 23rd, 2010 at 3:48 pm

    @Stella:

    “I’m very unaware of my public self”.

    – Angelina Jolie, Famewhore Extraordinaire

    Those words will go down in history surely?! If I ever write a book about her I will definitely be using that as my prologue! lol

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  53. I'm on the bidet said on July 23rd, 2010 at 4:15 pm

    @Reality Check:
    Ouch! I just got my Reality Checked! And it was a thorough check too, probing me in places I didn’t even know I had, kind of like that time I participated in a game of naked Twister at Keane and Kate’s garden party.

    Lol, yes, I was being tongue-in-cheek, hence my reference to it as ‘relationship spam’. This need she has to promote her life as idyllic in every aspect I find incredulous and saccharine. I also find it an odd approach, because do any of us really warm up to someone who claims their life is perfect?

    So, no worries RC! And while I do have a rich variety of mental illnesses and character flaws, you didn’t touch of any of them there. At least, as far as I know.

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  54. Reality Check said on July 23rd, 2010 at 4:16 pm

    @Stella:

    Isn’t it interesting that none of this crap makes any sense? If her fans didn’t know that it all dropped from her mouth, they would have proclaimed the person who said this a schizophrenic at best. Then, after realizing that it came from her, they would have backed off, beamed with delight and apologized.

    I have no idea why so many people think she is an intelligent and articulate woman. Her statements are a total psycho-babble. Just close your eyes, pretend you don’t know it’s her and try to make any sense of what you read – you will fail miserably.

    Nuff said.

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  55. Reality Check said on July 23rd, 2010 at 4:19 pm

    @I’m on the bidet:

    Peace and love again, IOTB!

    :)

    RC

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  56. sammy said on July 23rd, 2010 at 4:22 pm

    Yes
    Keane

    i noticed it. @Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:

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  57. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on July 23rd, 2010 at 4:59 pm

    @sammy:

    AWKWARD – wasn’t it???? Liev straight up blanked her. Just looked at her, unsmiling, then looked away and walked on. Then there were the pics of him and their other co-star standing looking miserable next to a grinning Angie gurning and waving for all she was worth in Mexico….. wonder what could make a co-star dislike the vehicle of the movie so much they would make their feelings so obvious? Let’s all ponder on that for a minute shall we….

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  58. Ange said on July 23rd, 2010 at 5:47 pm

    It’s time for Angie to move on to her next victim. Can’t believe she’s been with Brad for FIVE whole years – that’s practically a golden anniversary by Hollywood standards…

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  59. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on July 23rd, 2010 at 6:28 pm

    @BIllyBobBaby:

    Ok so she has been dressing Shiloh in all those hideous outfits (and I don’t just means boys’ outfits, but total dorks’ clothes – that awful old man’s tie, the grandad hat, the bomber jacket etc etc) and she cut her hair because she was a threat to her wasn’t she? Shiloh was an absolutely beautiful little girl, absolutely beautiful – more beautiful than her mother wasn’t she? Even after all that expesive surgery mommy had done. Can’t think there is any other reason than this now. It is shocking. Yes Angelina, there is definitely a part of you that is not “quite sane” isn’t there?

    And Viv, she is JLM’s isn’t she? And Knox – was that Holly’s? And the night she turned up for the awards do with Brad wearing that big fake emulate belly, that was the first he knew of it wasn’t it? Which is why he looked so mad. And she did the whole fake lovey dovey thing to the max for the paps and what could he do? He was screwed wasn’t he? Hence, round two. Yes, she is not quite sane is she our Angelina? Not quite sane indeed. Talk about damning yourself with your own words.

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  60. Kate said on July 23rd, 2010 at 6:46 pm

    I think Holly had a little girl, pretty sure she did. Vivienne has turned out to be a very pretty little girl, and Knox is a cutie too. They don’t look like twins though.

    Is this promotion almost over? I can’t believe some of the things out of her mouth. I wonder if anyone will ever have the courage to call her on the four lovers statement. I bet not.

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  61. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on July 23rd, 2010 at 7:03 pm

    @Kate:

    Have we ever seen any evidence that she had a little girl? Just wondering how it played out. Which one did she carry? Or was it both? Viv is JLM’s no question. It was the first thing I thought when I saw her on that balcony and I still think it now. Ange and JLM have always been f*ck buddies, just like her and Jenny. I wonder where Knox came from though, I don’t think he is Brad’s. Is he Ralph’s? Another long-time f*ck buddy…..

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  62. Kate said on July 23rd, 2010 at 11:20 pm

    Her name is recorded, so I know she was born, but I have not seen a picture of her. They kept that all very private. I think Holly carried her own daughter. On Ralph I would doubt it considering his problems over the last few years.

    I am not convinced she carried either one of them, maybe one of them, dunno. Maybe she used a donor for one.. Let’s see what AM says on this. He says Brad did adopt the others. That was in the US Mag this week.

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  63. Glynis said on July 23rd, 2010 at 11:41 pm

    @BIllyBobBaby:
    Jesus, what a kook. Do you think she has that narcissism disorder? That’s a dumb question.
    I wonder if she was assaulted in New York when she moved there with her mother. Things seemed to take a turn after that.
    Jolie’s plastic surgery is obvious if you look at old pictures, don’t you think? Her nose is shrinking…

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  64. Vittoria said on July 24th, 2010 at 11:14 am

    I think that someone who needs to put their feelings in ink all over their body must not express themselves very well. Big handicap for an actor.

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  65. emerson said on July 24th, 2010 at 1:11 pm

    @Tinkuy:
    Ya lost me sorry! I was just pointing out quite silly that those two faces…aj and rev james…looked creepily familar at la familia voight premeir…and whether that was from the same dr. Or diet? It was a little creepy to moi…no offense meant to the actual idenity of “tinkuy” whomover he/she may be…now I will absorb the other saint angelina quotes….lol

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  66. Yorkshire Girl said on July 24th, 2010 at 3:03 pm

    I know this is off topic but I read something the other day about Angie Ho saying that Shiloh had Montenegro style and a fashion journalist observed that her comment didn’t make any sense. She tries desperately to sound intelligent and sophisticated but she says such silly things that expose her as a numpty. Even her obviously rehearsed/staged answers don’t make sense at times, as she misses out words etc. You’d think as an actress she could remember her lines. Dumb biatch. I guess that’s what you get when you are a spoiled Hollywood brat and given every advantage, but you don’t even go to college…Surely daddy Voight could have bought her a place Let’s hope Salt tanks and then producers might stop giving the witch jobs. I haven’t seen it as I am not into self torture, but in the trailer her scream “I’m being set up!” is just like the anguished shriek in that CIA film “I’m married to a ghost!” and the scream in the Marianne Pearl saga “yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!” and the scream in Changeling “I want MY child!” etc etc etc I can’t believe that some people equate being able to scream convincingly (because you get sooooo much practise in real life) as being a good actress. I bet that scream even has the power to cut through Brads stoner binges…

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  67. Vittoria said on July 25th, 2010 at 9:59 am

    @Yorkshire Girl:
    Yep, she is a one note wonder…a one trick pony. That pony should be put out to pasture.

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  69. Lizzie said on July 26th, 2010 at 3:59 am

    The problem with her acting is that she has no real emotion,no vunerability

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