IUC World Exclusive: Source Confirms to IUC Andrew Morton’s Angie Tome will be More On the Positive Side With a Few Revelations

Posted on July 1st, 2010 by HisHighness in IUC:Entertainment, IUC:Exclusive

angiemortonMorton is a dude I respect. A couple years back I racked brains with him in NYC, attempting to launch a website together. It never panned out. But I must wonder why he’s portraying Angie as a saint? A source tells IUC “there will be a few shocking details but most of it will be positive, portraying Angie as a modern day Princess Di.” The book will reveal, the source insists, a Angie has a major peronality disorder. Will you read it? Do you think it will reveal more juice than Brangelina? let us know.

  1. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on July 1st, 2010 at 5:03 pm

    Well in the light of the Tom Cruise tome it is hardly surprising. It’s fine though, leaves the way clear for someone else to write the book he didn’t write. Very interesting…. :-)

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  2. Kate said on July 1st, 2010 at 5:05 pm

    I will read it, let me ask you IAN, would his hands have been as tied as yours were?

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  3. Pattyanne said on July 1st, 2010 at 5:39 pm

    May I suggest a book, pure Fiction of course, about a hypothetical HW couple who meet and begin a sorid sexual affair on the set of a film. Seems the Black Widow (female actor) had plotted for years earlier to seduce the male lead from his wife, but she didn’t want to borrow him periodically, as to stake a claim to him, body and soul. Thus showing film goers that the publicity hype she was putting out there was true and luring a married star from his beautiful and sunny wife would be the very thing to prove it. (in her mind of course). It is only after this gorgeous, blond, Greeklike man falls into her web of lies he discovers this object of his love (make that lust) has a secret, a very serious secret. She is a diagnosed psychopath, but what is our Greek Godlike Leading man to do? This Black Widow (it’s the hands, like spider legs) informs him she is pregnant with his child. SNAP! The trap has closed on him via his reputed “two grains of rice one laid on top of the other” (*Juliette Lewis) smaller and yes, dumber head. And the trap grows bigger, first one, then three, then four and finally six. There is no escaping the Black Widow. He must negotiate when he is permitted to have one of the collection of children with him alone or….we all know what happens when the Black Widow loses control! The psychopathic temper flairs and no one is safe, no one. I wonder that our Greek Godlike Leading Man never grew wise enought to know that sometimes it is worse to Get What You Wish For, than to say, Thanks , but No Thanks, I’m a married man and I respect my vowls and my wife. The End

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  4. Kate said on July 1st, 2010 at 6:04 pm

    @Patty, it would be nice if someone could just put the truth out there, completely. I don’t think many really care about Angie’s past, and I understand AM’s is going to cover much of that, or whatever parts Ian did not. Apparently he followed her to Africa so I would not be surprised that he will sing her praises, but her interviews alone will sink her along with some of her movies. Have you listened to how people are reacting to that film? This spy net that was busted may help or hurt her. They seem a bit dumbed down as well.

    She is on damage control now, that did not take long. Pax got his recognition in Mexico, and now she is labeling herself again, a very very girly girl. lol.

    Help us all. I have to read Morton’s book just to see how much he caves. There have been 2 other books released since Ian’s . One in the UK and I don’t think the media in the US ever gave it a chance. Will they AM, well of course if she paints her as a saint. I believe MB’s friends have said that he tried to get some info from her circle and got no where. Guess we will see. He was certainly quick to say he was not including the “sleeping with mommies boyfriend” in his book. He did say she did say that earlier though when he first talked about writing his book. Backtracking, so did the published crack down, did Angie join ranks or did he need good publicity on this book?

    Word travels first, if she is painted as saint, the media will print that first. I ‘m sure we can count on others to post the dirt. lol

    IAN, don’t you want to reveal some of the things you did not put in your book now? This Melvin guy doesn’t seem to have a problem putting it out there. lol

    Come on, batter up!

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  5. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on July 1st, 2010 at 6:44 pm

    Oh god the Cancun photos are just hilarious! – she is gurning and show-ponying as if her life depended on it! This is the image of the kick-ass, empowered most famous woman in the world with a foot in humanitarianism and an eye on the White House? How goddam funny. And her co-stars look like they would rather be on the moon than anywhere near Santa Angelina! Look at the guy with his arm round his waist trying to keep as much distance from her as humanly possible, and the other one didn’t even bother to wear a suit! Oh how the mighty have fallen. She wanted to be a greatly respected first lady/president but she’s been reduced to standing in front of some gigantic letters spelling the word “BOMB” in Cancun like any old starlet desperate for a buck. Oh and her face now looks something akin to a blow up doll cross-bred with someone out of Avatar. It is not good news, and frankly it it beginning to look very, very desperate. Game on!

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  6. Pattyanne said on July 1st, 2010 at 7:40 pm

    Yes Kate, it does seem that the cracks are beginning to show in the fantasy called Brangelina. That Melvin guy is a girl I think, the photo is in the upper right hand corner of the blog, and I loved that Melvin Outted Angie and Jenny as a continuing sexual relationship to this day…wooohooo…FINALLY, someone had the kahoonas to speak the truth. As long as books are being published about Angelina Voight, I’m sure there will be those who in pure disgust will out some more dish on AJ. As for Morton’s book, I’ll have to read it before I can form an opinion of it’s contents so I’ll withhold comment till then. Good thing I’m an avid reader!!

    I too wish Ian would give some revelations about her here. I know that I, as well as many others who posted the same feeling here, was thrilled to come across the IUC blog site. I was reading and sometimes posting on FF when a poster mentioned this site. It soulded as if this was The Place to get the unadulterated dish of Brangelina and everything Angie so I came over for a look see. I was NOT disappointed….then. But it seems to have died out. And here I was imagining Ian wearing a red shirt with a huge yellow S on it. :-( @Kate:

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  7. teenage sex said on July 1st, 2010 at 8:53 pm

    Do Asians throw hamburgers at their weddings since American’s throw rice at theirs?

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  8. Susanna said on July 1st, 2010 at 10:43 pm

    Well, I don’t think any book on Angie Jo will be real. She gets to everyone and pays them off, including Andrew and Ian. It’s pathetic.

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  9. Alif said on July 2nd, 2010 at 1:07 am

    People who freely label Angelina Jolie “a saint” are merely showing their ignorance. This isn’t only my opinion! It’s the opinion of anyone who researched what it takes to be labeled a saint. And believe me, AJ is the antithesis of a saint. But Mr. and Mrs. Sixpack out there cannot make the distinction, as well!
    All one has to do is google “What makes a saint”. But it seems that everything considered sacred is under constant attack. Why, in the last 24 hrs. another news site had a headline that religion is on the way out.
    Also, at other sites, if one puts forth a pro-christian view, they are not posted. This, from people who are complaining about lack of tolerance.
    So, imo, there is this constant war between the enemies of religion and paganism. And that is why one cannot have pro-christian post. I’m more p—ed at the lack of freedom involved.

    No, I won’t read his book. Already, it sounds dishonest to me!
    She is no Princess Di to me. Princess Di didn’t visit Aids victims, (when the world was deathly afraid of even being in the same room with a victim) for the sake of photo-ops!

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  10. Kara said on July 2nd, 2010 at 6:31 am

    Brad & Angelina reek of desperation…that VanityFair interview is just sad,shame on her for exploiting the kids
    like this shes just a sad old whore,she needs to quit.
    About Andrew Mortons book,what do people expect only fans buy this shit so it’s got to be toned way down
    I remember Andrew Morton doing publicity for his Tom Cruise book….he couldn’t say Tom is not gay quick enough!!! The truth about AJ will only come out when the dumb bitch slips up and revels her real motivations.

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  11. mooki said on July 2nd, 2010 at 9:23 am

    the reason he’s portraying Angie and Cruise in a sympathetic light = payoffs of $$$$

    his Madonna book all but ripped her to shreds

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  12. Togi said on July 2nd, 2010 at 2:07 pm

    @Alif:
    Great post, Alif. I just read an interesting article on the growing Tea Party movement, who is joining the movement and their reasons for doing so. The article was very informative and fairly well written. I remember back when I was a kid thinking how horrible it was that other countries controlled the information relayed to their citizens throught he media. It was impossible for me to fatham how a government could be so deceitful and I always felt so fortunate to have been born in America. Well, I still am grateful to have been born an American, but I no longer feel we are being fed honest, complete and untainted news! What a bummer it is to no longer believe anything said or written by either politicians and/or the news media. We have a woman who is, as you said, the ANTITHESIS of a saint being labeled a saint by the media, despite all the evil that surrounds her motivations. Good grief.

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  13. I'm on the bidet said on July 2nd, 2010 at 4:06 pm

    Hey Everybody! Its time to play everyone’s favorite pastime, “What Flavor of KOO-KOO is AJ?”, the game in which members of the general public try to decipher just what mental illness AJ has (at least according to Andrew Morton).

    Below you’ll find ten major personality disorders (there’s only ten?) according to the DSM-IV diagnostic manual as summarized at wikipendia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Personality_disorder). Pick your fave!

    * Paranoid personality disorder: characterized by irrational suspicions and mistrust of others.
    * Schizoid personality disorder: lack of interest in social relationships, seeing no point in sharing time with others, anhedonia, introspection.
    * Schizotypal personality disorder: characterized by odd behavior or thinking.
    * Antisocial personality disorder: a pervasive disregard for the law and the rights of others.
    * Borderline personality disorder: extreme “black and white” thinking, instability in relationships, self-image, identity and behavior.
    * Histrionic personality disorder: pervasive attention-seeking behavior including inappropriate sexual seductiveness and shallow or exaggerated emotions.
    * Narcissistic personality disorder: a pervasive pattern of grandiosity, need for admiration, and a lack of empathy.
    * Avoidant personality disorder: social inhibition, feelings of inadequacy, extreme sensitivity to negative evaluation and avoidance of social interaction.
    * Dependent personality disorder: pervasive psychological dependence on other people.
    * Obsessive-compulsive personality disorder (not the same as obsessive-compulsive disorder): characterized by rigid conformity to rules, moral codes and excessive orderliness.

    Now don’t everyone jump on histrionic or narcissistic disorder bandwagons, there’s a case to be made for borderline as well. Or maybe its a combination of two, three, or all of them! You be the judge . . .

    Winning guesses get an autographed picture of Andrew Morton, dressed Montenegro style, sitting on a poorly designed piece of sculpted furniture.

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  14. Ange said on July 2nd, 2010 at 5:58 pm

    Who the hell wants to read her predictable back story yet again? We all know what a walking disease she is; the bullshit humanitarian pr stunts, the junkie whore cannot be sugar coated. And what’s this revelatory ailment she suffers from – anti-social personality disorder with a side-dish of narcissism? It’s fucking pathetic the way certain people care about so-called celebrities/strangers – would anybody read an Andrew Morton penned biography – toned down or not – about some random person they may see, say, at the mall on a regular basis and know of, but don’t personally know?

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  15. Kate said on July 2nd, 2010 at 7:01 pm

    I started to say I would be interested in reading about her adoptions, her drug use, and the twins, but then I realized, I don’t even really care about any of that. lol

    Why they keep dragging out this facade though is amusing. Have you ever seen anyone with so much drama? This constant need to convince everyone they are together. I honestly don’t think most people believe it, but worse, they just don’t care if they are or not. With the state the country is in, nah. When these two finally split it will be in the headlines for a day or two. Maybe the custody will be a bigger issue.

    People will care more about the kids, but them and their relationship, doubt it. Worn out, used up, old.
    her movies are not particularly interesting. I like the genre that SALT falls in, but it is very predictable, and poor Damon did not fare well with Green Zone either. I like him too, but he seemed out of his element in Invictus.

    If the book was written to help her you would not think she would be spinning the best Mommy in the world role so hard, and I am so soft and girly when she is about to release a kick ass movie.

    IDK not sure I buy that he is portraying her is Princess Di. We’ll See. He may have gotten only what she wanted him too though, except for the old news on her, that was out there already. Angelina did not use contracts until 95.

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  16. Alif said on July 3rd, 2010 at 3:52 am

    @Togi:
    And it seems to those who don’t dare speak out are sort of compromised. They have something to lose even tho their conscience says they must speak out. This is esp. true of those who teach history. They KNOW that history is constantly repeating itself. And we know from the rise of Hitler, that academia was one of the first targets the nazis supressed!
    They know of the dangers that are simmering in society! Yet, they fear losing their livelihood. I really can’t blame them; they have mouths to feed, afer all. However, the relative anonymity of the internet should be safe enough for them. Why even the christian clergy is strongly encouraged by their leaders to use their computers for the good of society.

    This is just my suspicion after viewing the many protests of the tea party and other rebellious actions coming from the republican party. JMO! The GOP has many followers who cannot stand to have an African American in the White House. They’re willing to give someone like Sarah Palin twelve million dollars, and more, to keep the media constantly publicizing their movement. You notice that when they’re raising their arms to chant and so forth, why it’s a sea of white limbs moving to the beat of their drum! I always look for non-white people in their ranks, but so far have not been very successful.

    Here’s another thing I’m against: It’s the label, “Politically Correct” that is bandied around so frequently by people of influence in our society. From what I gather, if minorities protest stereotyping, for instance, then certain whites whine that political correctness is stifling free speech. Hmm!
    When I was a child, I was taught to treat other people the same way I wish to be treated. But now, if a person protest that their fundamental human rights in american society is trashed, then they are accused of political correctness, when it fact, it is MORAL CORRECTNESS!

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  17. Tamara said on July 3rd, 2010 at 9:53 am

    @Kate:
    She is just pulling out the Mommy crap again to promote her movie. Lets face it, most women in America hate her – most men go to the movies the wife wants to see – so shes tyring to pull in the women so people will actually watch her movies. I just wonder how long the studios will continue to cast her in leads when film after film just flops. I don’t think she’s done a good film since, um, hmmm, well, hmmm, okay well, I guess Lara Croft!!

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  18. Pattyanne said on July 3rd, 2010 at 12:55 pm

    I have to agree with you Tamara. Nothing about Jolie is real, it’s all fabricated to manipulate the public into believing her lies. Must be terrible to be just 35 and have burned all your bridges so early. I don’t see a very positive future for her. Most likely as her personal life fails to meet her expectations (demands), she will find herself hard up to get a job in films and return to the drug dens. BTW, I read on another blog that she and Jenny Shimizu have never stopped being lovers. Began before BP, continues during BP’s term of office (lol), and will continue long after what’s left of Mr. Pitt is gone. @Tamara:

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  19. Tamara said on July 3rd, 2010 at 2:46 pm

    @Pattyanne:
    LOL Yea, I saw that reference to Jenny – it was something like she has never stopped seeing her and that she should just come out with it, wasn’t that it? Something along those lines anyway lol

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  20. Pattyanne said on July 3rd, 2010 at 3:03 pm

    Yep, that gossip blog came right out with the statement that they KNOW she and Jenny have never stopped their sexual affair to this date. I wonder if she will issue a threat to sue them? Nah, no way. Too many people know it to be true.@Tamara:

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  21. Kate said on July 5th, 2010 at 6:48 pm

    @Tamara:
    I have to agree, and this Vanity Fair interview was not flattering to her. The writer all but said she was deflecting by bringing up her children again and again .It is interesting that flacks have their actresses do this when they are trying to sell a movies, I noticed they are doing the same with AB and WB also as her movie is coming out and there is a book out on him as well. She is singing the same song Angie is, growing old together, he is interested in world events, none of the gossip is true, oh but I have to tend to my kids first, and also all fluff. I tend to feel a bit sorry for her though because WB has put her through what Brad only began to subject Jen to. Her kids are old enough to get the full picture so, can’t blame her .

    This interview reminds me of the one Brad did in Jun or July of 04, you know the one, where he said he could not be happier, walked out with his arm around Jen, but you could read between the lines and knew something was not quite right. He gave that after that firestorm that was engulfing him after he announced that he did not think he was meant to be with the same person forever or something to that affect. By October he had changed his tune in another interview he was vowing his love for Jen, and talking about having a baby, and three short months later, he was gone.

    This “Shiloh says she is boy. so we cut her hair” regardless of what it is, or what she meant to say has affected her ..have you seen the polls on her.She was already back tracking in Mexico,(I thought she looked good at the photo call , I know many didn’t, but she looked fresh and just natural for the first time in a long time) and I can only imagine what the promo budget must be for Salt right about now. By the time it opens we won’t be seeing her anywhere I suspect, they both seem to vanish for opening numbers, can’t blame anyone for that. By that time, the ship is either going to sail, or sink. Will Salt be as successful as Wanted? Tomb Raider? Those were totally different characters. Maybe, the genre is a popular one, but this story rides on her, and this whole double agent has been done and over done. I am looking forward to Inception myself. :)

    Did everyone have a nice holiday?

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  22. Sara said on July 7th, 2010 at 6:25 pm

    Can someone tell me what the FF web site is? And where can I read about how Melvin outed AJ & jenny .

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  23. Sara00 said on July 7th, 2010 at 6:32 pm

    Hi I wnated to know what the FF web site is and also where I can find more info on the melvin outing AJ and Jenny. Thanks

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  24. joanne said on July 8th, 2010 at 1:35 pm

    Yet they still shove her down our throats. GMA used the word mega for her about 5 times (she will be on their show) She is a mega ego, but thats about it. GMA used to be decent but with their “mega star” and showing how ‘great’ Gosslin was on Dancing with the “so called” stars they downgraded themselves to a daily rag show. I will miss watching Robin Roberts. When will they stop telling me I should admire this self confessed heroin addict? Its been over 5 years, can’t they understand most of us can’t be convinced how ‘wonderful, in love, do gooder, greatest mommy, great actress and daughter she is? Most of us know she is a lying user. Jolie and Mel Gibson would make a great couple. rant over, have a great day.

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  25. Kate said on July 8th, 2010 at 2:06 pm

    @Sara:
    it is on www melvin dot knows dot com then just scroll through the stories. that is not really new though Ian told us that last year but they have a few other current Brange stories on there as well.

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  26. Kate said on July 8th, 2010 at 2:08 pm

    @joanne:
    lol they have no choice Joanne it is ratings simple as that. funny most of the people who like her are not home watching her. the ones that are can’t stand her.

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  27. joanne said on July 8th, 2010 at 5:36 pm

    @Kate:
    It should be interesting to see her without photoshopping. I wonder if they will use a hat to hide her forehead vein? Will they cover up the tats? Pad her clothing? All these people who claim to love her should get her some help. She bit off more than she could chew.

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  28. Sara said on July 9th, 2010 at 2:35 pm

    @Kate:
    Thank U!!!

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  29. joanne said on July 12th, 2010 at 9:21 am

    I waited for Jolie to come on GMA before changing it to see how they camouflaged her, I don’t think it was ‘live’ and her body looked lumpy and dumpy, I had to change it when she opened her mouth and found out the Twilight Zone is on the same time as GMA so now I can watch that . They are spending big bucks promoting St. Jolie and this movie, she is everywhere again. America is falling apart and they waste money on this. What a world.

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