IUC World Exclusive: Angie Rehearsed August Vanity Fair Interview Months Ahead

Posted on June 29th, 2010 by HisHighness in IUC:Entertainment, IUC:Exclusive

A source close to the A-List star says Angie rehearsed her answers with her p.r. reps months ahead. Do you buy what she said to Vanity Fair? Let us know your thoughts. (celebritycafe)angelinajolie_vanityfair_200603a

  1. mez said on June 29th, 2010 at 9:31 pm

    Did she have the questions ahead of time???…How did she know what the questions were going to be???

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  2. Lurker said on June 29th, 2010 at 9:34 pm

    DESPERATE MUCH IAN ?

    What was there to rehearse, those are the same boring questions that she has answered a million times before. There was no big revelation in the interview, the usual, her children, Brad and her happy home so what’s there to rehearse with a PR?

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  3. Leah said on June 29th, 2010 at 11:24 pm

    Why did she forget to include Pax when she described her children? You’d think she only had 5-not 6.Can’t she remember how many she has? Oh that’s right-the nannies raise them.

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  4. sammy said on June 30th, 2010 at 4:31 am

    what is there to do rehearsal ? those are same old answers and statements. she keeps on repeating. Nothing new.

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  5. mooki said on June 30th, 2010 at 7:18 am

    I don’t buy that she’s gonna retire soon… she’s teasing the press again.

    remember one of the first photo shoots she did w/ Brad was in Vanity Fair back in ‘05 with the kiddie pool and the fake kids?

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  6. inOttawa said on June 30th, 2010 at 7:25 am

    What was she supposed to say… yes, I am a cold witch, with a snake-like temper, who has delegated the child-rearing to a flock of nannies and who loves to manipulate the media… also, I confirm I’ve had a number of plastic surgeries to enhance my natural beauty, Brad and I are not in love but realize we need Brangelina to keep making a good living. Come to think of it, because all THAT has been published everywhere, that might actually be even more boring than her PR bit.

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  7. Pattyanne said on June 30th, 2010 at 10:03 am

    Actually what it does confirm is that Angie’s entire life is based on what the public perceives her to be as per her performances. Nothing is real about her, nothing. She’s lived in her fantasies for most of her life and now has abandoned reality in that favor. Aquiring a man who was committed to another woman was for her a victory over women everywhere, confirmation that she is The One!, the children, sadly, are props for her image of great Earth mother and humanitarian; the proof is in the number of nannies hired to raise those SIX (I do include poor Pax) children and in the time she has sacrificed in film making to be with them to ease their joining such a family circus. Everything is about her. She isn’t a diagnosed psychopath for nothing, her sociopathic tendencies prove that she is oblivious to the needs of others, or their human rights. It always has been and always will be about Angie Voight. Remember her lies of closeness with her mom? So much love that she seduced her mother’s much loved boyfriend when just 16. Around the time she had her own live-in boyfriend at home. She has no boundaries. She is…….what she is.

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  8. I'm on the bidet said on June 30th, 2010 at 11:59 am

    There’s a lengthier summary of the interview here, with quotes:
    http://justjared.buzznet.com/2010/06/28/angelina-jolies-vanity-fair-interview-highlights/

    I enjoyed the particularly ludicrous descriptions of ‘Brat Pitt, Artisan’. If I wasn’t on the bidet already I’d have been there soon after reading that goop.

    The important point of the interview was that her life is better than yours, idyllic both at work and home. “I have a happy home….I got back from work last night, and everybody was playing music and dancing and I suddenly found myself dancing around with a bunch of little fun crazy people.” I wonder if any of them were her kids?

    So, AJ, even with months of practice, and likely knowing the questions ahead of time (she probably wouldn’t do the interview without a pre-approved list), it all comes off to me at least as a bit saccharin. Forgetting to mention one of your kids didn’t help. Maybe you should put their names on a tattoo on your forearm as sort of a cheat-sheet for future interviews.

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  9. Kate said on June 30th, 2010 at 2:50 pm

    @I’m on the bidet:

    Bullsh*t , she is now trying to back track, what else can she do, the interview is in print already and being delivered to stores.

    I don’t doubt at all that she was given the questions ahead of time or briefed, but had PR map this out for her,
    and rehearse, nada. She is just using this as an out now for a for ridiculously stupid interview. I am sure she thought she was combating the rumors and taking control before Andrew Morton’s book comes out, what other freaking hell of a motive could she have had? Cant’ imagine , as this only makes her look even more an idiot than she already sounds like when she does her little blurps on TV. Only someone as narcissistic as she would come up with that Montenegro line, she thinks that makes her and her kids sound cosmopolitan. She could not come ofv sounding like a mini-van mom, that would be too Jen like, so she has to sound like a complete fkg idiot. Same reason she wore the that hat and the glasses in the W spread Brad took, she thinks she is so very uh, New York.

    Psychopath, wasn’t that what they dx her with in high school when she was taken out of regular classes? Same reason she carries all those books backwards so everyone can see she can at least read the title. Funny, in one interview she said she never ever reads, not even scripts, she has Brad do that. Guess she forgot she said that, wonder who reads the books for her, oh guess that would be her little intellectual , Maddox.

    We have not seen the entire interview so we don’t know if she talks about Pax in other areas, but what a total disgrace to discuss your children so privately and stamp a label on each of their foreheads. Do you think she realizes people are growing to hate her more for the way she raises her kids than anyone ever did for breaking up anyone’s relationship. (I don’t mean just Brad and Jen’s either).

    I can not help but think she is programming each one of her children with parts of her, or parts of her that she wants to have. Madd is the smart one because she never got a college education, she doesn’t feel equal to her UN counterparts, Zee is the elegant one , because she wants to be seen as such, Shi, of course is the most like her (her own words), goofy , and wants to be a boy, and Viv is a real female (she is conflicted) and then there is the little dude, that is James I guess. Damn someone get this woman some help, if not her, knock some sense into daddy so he can get the kids some help, cause one day they are going to rise up ..oh wait , two already are slaying the dragon.lol

    What a horrid interview, and what a embarrassing reflection this is on Brad. Remember that quote, “she is the best gift I could give my children” rotflmao…I really almost feel sorry for him at this point. What do you do with someone like this who is the mother of your children? Not like he can return the “gift” , what a fool.

    Do we know any of these little details about Tom Hanks kids, SS, how about Rob Lowe, Uma Thurman, has she ever blabbled these intimate details on her kids, never heard Julia Roberts, don’t think Bono, Robert Deniro, they have kids I believe, Jon Bovi, family man, , Will and Jada, son was in a movie, do we know his toilet habits?

    Honestly it is disgraceful. I have always said I did not hate Jolie, and I don’t, but detest what she is doing to her children. Her, she needs her ass kicked, and Brad to for meekly standing by and allowing it. He has a choice in this regardless of what his excuses may be. sad sad sad oh how the mighty have fallen.

    One day they will both regret all this, they have made those kids famous, they will continue to read the unflattering chatter about themselves for years to come, and they had no choice in any of it. Poor kids.

    I hope one of them turns around and divorces them when they are of age and then sues her ass for what she has done, and collects all their back pay. After all those kids are working every single time they are hauled out for a photo opp.

    What really pisses me off is that now she is going to try and claim someone else made her say all this sh*t. No way, she is the “master of her universe, she is the master of her soul” , as her buddy recited for one of his latest and greatest parts.

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  10. inthegray said on June 30th, 2010 at 3:37 pm

    @I’m on the bidet:
    I wonder if any of them were her kids? – LMFAO

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  11. tessouille said on June 30th, 2010 at 3:42 pm

    absolutely ok with you kate i used to write in there about 2 years ago i stopped. No more interesting but i read every day. and now, i can’t bear all the liars, fake and sh… i’ve read all the time. i really think BP and AJare done!!!!!!!! and the kids well i don’t know their future and jen aniston in this “story” i don’t know too. i really think is a big mess. don’t you think he’s really ready to be with his ex? i just think so!

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  12. Togi said on June 30th, 2010 at 3:53 pm

    YES, Kate! It is terribly sad and unfair that this “mother” has labeled ALL of her children (except Pax, of course) in a very public forum. Mad IS the intellectual. Z IS the elegant one. Viv IS the real girl. Knox IS the little dude. Shi WANTS to be a boy. Hmmmm. They all ARE something, except Shiloh, who WANTS to be a boy. Interesting choice of words, which leads me to utterly DISBELIEVE any claim that this was rehearsed. No PR person would have allowed her to say this crap out loud. I’ve never hated her (or anyone else for that matter), but I sure as heck hate, HATE what she puts these kids through. Everywhere I look on the internet, there are headlines saying “Shiloh wants to be a boy.” That sucks. I had 4 brothers growing up and when I was really young wanted to be a boy as well. But that only lasted until I figured out girls could do everything boys could do and MORE! LOL. It only took a blink of the eye to realize I could be a girl and climb trees, build forts (with curtains) and play baseball WITH the boys without being a boy! It’s total BS that AJ says these things about her daughter. It ticks me off.@Kate:

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  13. tessouille said on June 30th, 2010 at 4:11 pm

    just f@Togi:

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  14. Ange said on June 30th, 2010 at 4:11 pm

    The Brangelina Saga has bled itself dry. We have covered every possible sordid angle and now it has become interesting, if only to mock. They’re both equally pretentious, with no clue as to how the ‘real world’ works. I think Angelina would probably commit suicide if the attention waivers from her, to guarantee maximum drama. She epitomizes narcissicm. And as for the pot-head artisan – well, since when did listening to the sage words of a high school drop out who’s job description involves PRETENDING TO BE CHARACTERS IN A FILM carry such great weight?

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  15. tessouille said on June 30th, 2010 at 4:16 pm

    sorry, didn’t finished my sentence. just fake togi. i just think they fake for the brand that’s all and BP’s just stuck in this. i surely make mistake because i’m not english bt i hope you can read me

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  16. Anais said on June 30th, 2010 at 4:17 pm

    Did she rehearse the part where she forgot about her son Pax? Dumb homewrecking whore can’t be bothered to remember all of her child army. And Shiloh has “Montenegro style” more like the style of Chaz Bono in 20 years!

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  17. jenice said on June 30th, 2010 at 4:23 pm

    as a kid i was a real tomboy and most of the boys where very scared of me but my mom still dressed me in shorts and a t-shirts that looked like a girl. i played soccer and baseball but never dressed the way shi is dressed and at that age who the shit picks a outfit like shi, it is the mother that is projecting her ways onto the kids. as for the baby daddy he is a total waste of breathe and as balless as a neuted dog. he is stuck with this woman for the rest of his life and i feel no pity for him, he is getting what he deserves and i hope he ages another 5years in the next year. please just stop adding to this circus as 6 messed up and nanny raised kids are enough they cannot manage to give them a stable home life so how is she going to drag more around with her.
    as for her interview if this is rehearsed then heaven help us how stupid she must sound in a unrehearsed one. she should take the advise she gave peewee and shut-up and try to look pretty. jmo

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  18. Pattyanne said on June 30th, 2010 at 5:20 pm

    One short comment about the way Angie dresses her daughter, Shiloh. Would any of you who are parents approve let alone permit a pre-four year old child to wear a knotted men’s necktie around their neck? I worry every time I see a photo of Shiloh dressed with a ready made “hangman’s noose” around her neck, just waiting for someone to yank on it and cause serious injury or death to Shiloh. Surely someone somewhere has pointed this out to Angie and/or Brad? Surely?

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  19. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on June 30th, 2010 at 5:45 pm

    Yes it was definitely rehearsed and scripted as all her interviews have always been. Her PR gives her a short, snappy, headline-grabbing quote which he or she envisages will form the headline in magazines and papers. Previous quotes include: “Maddox made me a woman”, “I have taken a lover”, “I was just a shoulder to cry on”, “it’s rare that kids can see the movie in which their parents fell in love” etc etc. When she says the quotes in televised interviews you can see her deliberately inserting them into the conversation where they don’t necessarily fit. The “Maddox made me a woman” quote is a great example of this, check out the video of it online – the point of this quote was to make her rebrand her as more feminine and womanly. Others were done either as sexy, headline-grabbing stunts or to generate gossip and ergo more headlines. Another classic example of this is when she did a clearly scripted and rehearsed interview on refugees. Key lines included “talking to refugees is like talking to one of my girlfriends” (which also begs the question – which one?), “we should all love refugees as they are fleeing from terror”, “refugees are awesome” (in the actuality pre-interview) and something scripted with reference to one of her children, who she tentatively remembered as being on this occasion, “Mad”. Her interview on Haiti was also completely scripted but even so she struggles when asked about what diseases were the children most in danger of. Her first response was to talk about amputees as she had seen one that day (yep, amputation is not a disease AJ – just a small problem), and after casting around for something else clearly glanced down to her left at her notes and managed to come up with “cholera”. That Haiti interview was also notable for the film of her talking to the boy with the amputated leg in the hospital tent. There is a moment when she is supposed to be smiling and chatting to the boy with her hand resting on the bed when she clearly notices the cameraman/director gesturing towards her and surreptitiously darts her eyes in his direction to check all is ok. When Lindsay Lohan did a doc on child trafficking she was exactly the same. There was a moment when one of the poor trafficked women started crying in a group therapy session and Lindsay was sat next to her. She spends about a minute literally staring at the director off camera trying to figure out what she should do and finally ends up by giving the girl an awkward hug. Lindsay also finishes the doc by crying and when the director asks her why she is upset she says because when she goes back to LA she will be hounded by the paps again and have lies printed about her in the press and no-one will focus on the positive things she has been doing. I think the director was pretty shocked that she was crying for herself and not the women who had been sold into a life of sex slavery.

    AJ and Lindsay are much the same, strung out, drug-addled actresses who can only do what the director tells them and are incapable of thinking, or even feeling for themselves. Their motivation for doing “humanitarian work” is entirely self-serving and when they cry they are crying for how upset the experience has made them feel, not for the victims of whatever cause they are supposed to be highlighting. So in the instance of this interview all I can say is the only thing that surprises me is the lack of originality in her lines, something I also thought about her recent photo opportunitiies (flying a plane, doing some “humaitarian work”, taking care of her kids etc). Surely her PR knows that repeating the same lines and doing the same publicity stunts that you have been doing for the past 5 years does not give your latest turkey-flavoured offering a buzz? All the repetition does is to emphasise how ludicrous the whole thing is, and how phony. They have pushed her publicity campaign one step to far and it is now turning around and biting her on the bum. And as for that cover photo goes all I can say is if that was the best image photo-shop could create, I honestly dread to think what the out-takes looked like. Or how she looks in real life in fact. She must have totally lost it or must be out of her mind on drugs now to be putting this stuff out. She doesn’t really need anyone to bring her down any more – she really is doing a more than admirable job herself!

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  20. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on June 30th, 2010 at 5:57 pm

    P.S. – James, I am sure you must have been missing me – can’t be keeping too busy now you only need comment on FF hey? Well rest assured I am back with a bang so come on, don’t be shy, dop in and say hi – it would just not be the same without you! xx

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  21. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on June 30th, 2010 at 6:00 pm

    P.P.S. – look at her trying to act like a first lady with her conservative suit, crystal tumbler and xmas tree-shaped brooch – she is bloody hysterical!

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  22. Kate said on June 30th, 2010 at 6:56 pm

    I don’t think so Keane, they may have offered her some advice to combat the bad press AM’s book is going to bring to her, but overall, she f**ked up this interview. There is no way she was instructed to leave Pax out. Have you ever heard one interview from even one of Brad’s x’s say he is “masculine” , she labels constantly. For what purpose, does she think she needs to convince us he is not bisexual? Brad has had those rumors around him from the time he arrived in town. He never tried to to paint himself as some macho man, Angie does that crap. It makes her sound stupid.Normal people do not talk that way. Her saying that Viv is female, yes, that does sound like she is comparing her to Shiloh. She is making a point.
    Why? Not necessary at all.

    Did her PR team have an agenda with this interview? Yeah maybe, I can buy that, but it failed miserably. Whatever they were trying to achieve, they didn’t. Most moms would have simply said, “Shi adores her big brothers and wants to be just like them right now”. Heck if she wanted to be really decent she could have said, “I feel as a mother I need to protect my children’s privacy as much as I can. I know I can not prevent their picture from being taken, but I will no discuss them personally, they are off limits.” end of story. She drew the line on their relationship many times in many interviews, but now, when it is nothing but a farce, she uses the children.

    Disgusting. truly disgusting and one day, I would bet at least one of these kids will not thank her for it. I don’t mean just Shiloh, but the glaring omission of Pax, the fact that she boxes Maddox into a role he may not want, and Zahara, why can’t Zahara still be the funniest person she ever met? What happened to that? The poor little twins are barely 2 years old and yet they have their designer label torched to their head by their mediaho mom. It is just insane.

    I would love to know what the family, both sides, really thinks about this interview, the truth. Brad will of course CYA , but I can not imagine that her father or his parents would be comfortable with all this BS. The NE got it right, alot about nothing. lol but enough to screw herself. She should be thankful for the Russian spy ring, that may be her only saving grace. samcc

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  23. Kate said on June 30th, 2010 at 7:02 pm

    @tessouille , I don’t know, there is plenty of chatter that way, sure will surprise both camps if they ever do hook up. I don’t think we will see Brad going anywhere for awhile though, she has SALT to premier, and he has TOL to premier shortly, so this year anyway, I would guess they will continue to live out this tangled web of deceit. Must be miserable to live that way. The only one out of the three that does look happy is Jen.

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  24. Kate said on June 30th, 2010 at 7:13 pm

    @Togi, me too, makes me wonder if she is jealous of all the attention little Suri gets so she schemed this whole thing with Shiloh to steal Suri’s thunder. lol , would not be at all surprised. Certainly has gotten her plenty of attention. If Shi wants to wear boys clothes right down to the underwear there certainly is no reason for her mother to tell the world that. I don’t believe that is why they cut her hair though. I think she is lying about that to cover up something else. Shi does not even wear real boy clothes, nerdy dorky ones. lol I don’t ever see any little boys dressed the way she is. She does not even dress the way Madd or Pax does, so that tends to make me feels she is just a liar. It almost appears she is trying to make Shi and Knox the twins. weird.

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  25. I'm on the bidet said on June 30th, 2010 at 7:16 pm

    Ohhh, now I get it . . . the interview is a front piece being used to assess interest in or possibly launch a “Sculpted Furniture by B. Pitt” retail line. There really is stuff out there called ’sculpted furniture’ and while I find it all a bit ghastly (see http://tinyurl.com/2fypeor for examples) to each his own. One can imagine the advertisements now, with BP in a humble carpenter’s shed in the French countryside, carefully shaving and sanding furniture into smooth shapes with old style tools, then gently blowing off the sawdust as the camera pulls back to show AJ in a sundress with two glasses of Brangelina’s wine in hand. Don’t pan too far to the left cameraman or that marijuana patch out near the winery fields may come into focus!

    Well, at least these two haven’t gone the usual celebrity route and tried to cut an album of duets. That’s good, because a country-western themed “Joyeux Noel with Brad and Angie” album at Christmas time would get me off the bidet and right over a cliff.

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  26. Reality Bites said on June 30th, 2010 at 7:57 pm

    Ian.. what PR reps? She famously fired PMK and never hired replacements? Do you mean Maddox and James?

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  27. Tamara said on June 30th, 2010 at 8:18 pm

    Has the magazine already gone to print? Or does she still have time to fix the Pax omission?

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  28. Kate said on June 30th, 2010 at 8:41 pm

    Tam, it will be on the stands on Tuesday..little too late …spin spin spin.

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  29. Kate said on June 30th, 2010 at 8:44 pm

    Bidet, that is what I was thinking, Angie though is pimping make up or some similar crapola in the USA, yikes, not even Japan, but the USA.-lol come on Angie is it that bad, photos of the kids not selling that well anymore. hehe

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  30. Agree said on July 1st, 2010 at 12:37 am

    @Kate:

    Wow, that was spot-on! I could not care any less about what happened with Jennifer Aniston. She is better off without this circus. What has always made me sick is how absolutely phoney she is. That is a great clinical inventory!

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  31. Agree said on July 1st, 2010 at 12:37 am

    @Agree:
    How phoney Angelina is…that is. Once again, that was a great clinical inventory of the mess that is Angelina Jolie.

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  32. Agree said on July 1st, 2010 at 12:39 am

    @I’m on the bidet:

    Don’t count them out, yet, Bidet. Angie has yet to conquer that venue.

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  33. Togi said on July 1st, 2010 at 12:56 am

    The picture you have painted of BP brings to my mind Nintendo’s Mario Brothers! Mario or Luigi. Either or; which one, exactly, matters not! LOL I can just picture Brad in that funny painter hat and overalls, running and leaping all over the place to that goofy music. It seems he has rather become a cartoon character lately, aye?@I’m on the bidet:

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  34. James Haven...NOT said on July 1st, 2010 at 1:55 am

    @Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
    No, we didn’t miss you at all really. It was nice and peaceful here for a change.

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  35. mez said on July 1st, 2010 at 3:15 am

    What is the bet that in the next few weeks we will be seeing her out with Pax so as to deflect from her omitting him from the interview… Wouldn’t be surprised if there will be a lot of one on one time with him during this time.

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  36. jen and brad in contact? said on July 1st, 2010 at 5:05 am

    http://melvinknows.com/

    We promised, and we always keep our word….
    June 17, 2010

    For all those cynics out there who are reluctant to believe that Jen and Brad speak daily, well, your minds could be changed after this, or you may remain skeptical.

    But, this is the real deal. We have months and months and months of Jen and Brad’s correspondence. We didn’t get it through an illegal means…. we just know “people”.

    For those who aren’t aware, Brad’s code name for Jen is Charlie Sanders (his staff are aware of this as it’s a way he can speak to her without Angelina finding out). Jen sarcastically calls him Mr. Smith, and she never hides her disdain for the woman who wrecked their marriage.

    Here’s just a snippet of some of their conversations… there’s lots more to come.

    _textingfile_pitt_anniston

    BP to JA skyp

    JA to BP still out> where are yu

    BP to JA itly>

    JA to BP wtf I saw it onlne SMITH

    BP to JA srry> not my fault> >>cells did not work<<<<

    BP to JA I will mke it up to u< Tlk at the break

    JA to BP peace<<

    _textingfile_pitt_anniston

    JA to BP yu done saving the world

    BP to JA nt nice Charlie

    JA to BP whtEver

    JA to BP U going to nola or will I see it _?>?

    BP to JA yu done

    JA to BP nt even close J

    BP to JA need to<> trble HERE

    BP to JA did U see

    JA to BP

    JA to BP who did it U J

    BP to JA NOT funny She is out for heads

    JA to BP ok bradleeey

    JA to BP NOone nxt time

    BP to JA you just wait>>>! LOL

    BP to JA BiG trble over that

    JA to BP good J peace

    JA to BP skyp tlr J

    BP to JA lgging on now

    JA to BP ok

    We have to wonder if Brad could turn back time and had the luxury of retrospect, would he ever have left Jen?

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  37. jen and brad in contact? said on July 1st, 2010 at 5:05 am

    Forget the reports, we know who Jen is really getting hot and heavy with
    June 16, 2010

    Countless magazine this week and sites have claimed that Jennifer Aniston is dating her former “Bounty Hunter” co star, Jason Sudeikis, and the pair have enjoyed a string of romantic dates. (Don’t worry about her other co star on the film, Gerard Butler, who she was linked with- he’s ok. He had sex with Lindsay Lohan on Saturday after a party in LA.)

    But, alas, Jen is not dating Jason, with numerous sources claiming they are just friends and there is nothing romantic going on with them at all.

    Back in April, Brad’s former bodyguard revealed to In Touch magazine that Jen and Brad had been caught kissing and had shared several intimate moments together (he knows because he was there at the time keeping an eye out for the paparazzi).

    Since then, things have continued to heat up between Brad and Jen, and the two have been engaging in cyber sex via Skype several times a week.

    “Brad has a few drinks, instantly calls Jen, and then they Skype, and one thing leads to another. It’s their little secret,” reveals an impeccable source.

    Well, it was until now.

    “Brad and Jen have very strong feelings for each other and Brad and Angelina have not been intimate for a year,” adds our person.

    We know people will be rolling their eyes in disbelief, so tomorrow, we will publish just a snippet of Brad and Jen’s most recent texts and then you can judge for yourself.

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  38. jen and brad in contact? said on July 1st, 2010 at 5:05 am

    Angelina’s wild fetishes revealed…. the PG-rated version!
    June 9, 2010

    Though she may claim that she’s given up the wild ways of her youth and reinvented herself as an earth-mother mother, multiple sources tells us Angelina Jolie has certainly not tamed her ways…. in the bedroom!

    Poor Brad, however, isn’t on the receiving end of the 35-year-old star’s bedroom antics, as despite what you may have read elsewhere, the couple have NOT slept in the same bed for nearly two years now.

    “Angelina has an obsession with black body suits (which she will walk around all day in and sometime bath in), role- playing, sex toys and dominating her male partners,” reveals a long-time confidant of the actress.

    “She is not shy about sex, nor her love of it, and nothing seems taboo,” adds the source.

    But before the men of the world get too excited, take one hard (no pun intended) look at Brad Pitt, and see that lust and love are two different things and lust only lasts so long.

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  39. jen and brad in contact? said on July 1st, 2010 at 5:06 am

    More evidence there’s trouble in paradise for Brad and Angelina
    June 9, 2010

    Despite Angelina Jolie’s enthusiasm for staging photo ops, where she and Brad look like the “perfect couple”, Brad is acting more and more like a single guy every day.

    Back in his beloved LA (a place Angelina despises), Brad was caught checking out a hot blonde at The Beachwood Market in LA on 3.25pm on Wednesday.

    According to an onlooker, the actor was being quite flirtatious.

    “He was checking her out big time, “ says the spy. “She was a gorgeous girl- 5’9, honey blonde hair. He certainly wasn’t acting like a guy totally in love with his partner.”

    When he left on his motorcycle, he was smiling and waving at her.

    Melvin Knows can exclusively reveal that despite the fact that Brad and Angelina are no longer a couple in the romantic sense, Brad was forced to put a halt on their split last month after the two couldn’t come to agreement on their six kids and who would get primary custody.

    Brad confided in May to a close friend that his and Angelina’s relationship was in a “lull” at the moment.

    About wanting to split with Angelina, he confessed to a pal: “There is no way to do it, the kids wouldn’t understand right now. The kids are my life and everything else will have to wait.”

    Somberly he added: “Angie and I have to forget about us and put effort into the kids. Angie is never going to change and I’m dead tired. Ange loves to battle with paperwork, but no attorney can sort this out. I just need to put all my energy into making sure the kids have a great life.”

    In case anyone is wondering if he ever regrets leaving Jen (We’ve always been on Team Aniston anyway), the answer is YES!

    “He has confessed how he feels about Jen and he has strong feelings for her.”

    How strong are those feelings? Stay tuned…. their text messages will be revealed in time.

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  40. jen and brad in contact? said on July 1st, 2010 at 5:06 am

    Exclusive: Poor Brad, now Angelina threatens to take the kids
    June 21, 2010

    Angelina Jolie is undoubtedly one of the world’s most beautiful women, but she sure is a handful- no wonder Brad Pitt has lost those gorgeous looks during their five-year romance.

    Their fighting (which is generally instigated by Ange), has become such a normality during their tumultous relationship, that it has almost become boring now.

    But their latest row could be more serious than the others, as it involves their brood of six children, and Angelina’s plans to take Maddox, Pax, Zahara, Shiloh and the twins with her as she embarks on a promotional tour across the world for her upcoming film, “Salt”. Brad, meanwhile, will be staying in LA, working on his latest project, “Moneyball”.

    “Ange and Brad had a massive fight early last week at their Los Feliz home,” reveals our insider. “She was screaming at him, telling him she needed space and was taking the kids with her. Brad was trying to calm her down, but as he has learnt, he can’t when she’s in one of her ‘moods’”.

    The insider continues: “He doesn’t want the kids being dragged around the world- he wants them to have a stable home. He even said his parents, Bill and Jane, would come help him out. That irritated Ange more, as she and Jane clash over the way the kids are being raised.”

    “Since then, they have barely spoken a word to each other.”

    Another indicator of their escalating problems: Ange spent Father’s Day in Haiti (which we won’t argue is a great cause), but couldn’t she have picked another day? Slightly strange that you wouldn’t want to be with the partner you supposedly “love” and your kids on the particular day that brings families together.

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  41. jen and brad in contact? said on July 1st, 2010 at 5:07 am

    Angelina’s new interview is a yawn fest
    June 28, 2010

    We love Vanity Fair, so when we heard Angelina Jolie was their upcoming cover star and there would be an explosive interview, we were kind of looking forward to it.

    But, as it turns out, it’s same old crap the PR maestro that is Angelina churns out every time she has a movie to promote (this time it’s the thriller “Salt”).

    Yes, according to her, she and Brad are happier than ever (we’re calling bullshit on this one), they have no need to get married at the moment, and they have the most perfect family. Blah blah blah…

    Just to prove our case in point, she also said that she wouldn’t be acting for much longer. Hang on; didn’t she say the exact same thing in May 2007? She sure did.

    And she’s already signed up for four more movies.

    Angie, we can see through your tried and tested lines you throw interviewers. Why don’t you try and become a little more inventive…. or at least shocking. Like, for example, telling the world about you and Jenny Shimizu because we know for a fact that “special relationship” you have with her is STILL going on.

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  42. jen and brad in contact? said on July 1st, 2010 at 5:07 am

    Angelina jets off with the kids in tow
    June 30, 2010

    Just as we predicted, Angelina Jolie has set off on her worldwide promotional jaunt for “Salt”, and she has taken four of the children with her.

    The actress is currently in Cancun, and Brad, meanwhile is in LA. Whilst Angelina has taken Maddox, Pax, Zahara and Shiloh with her, the twins, Vivienne and Knox, are with Brad and being looked after by nannies.

    Our sources tell us, that the warring couple reached a comprise over the children, and Ange reluctantly agreed to leave the twins in Brad’s care.

    “They were at loggerheads over this for days and days now, ” reveals an insider. “Eventually Ange agreed the twins could stay with Brad, but he has far from won this battle. He has a hell of a fight ahead of him.”

    Will Brad ever win? Not likely.

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  43. keaen cyber queen supreme said on July 1st, 2010 at 5:48 am

    @Kate:

    Hey Kate what I meant was the interview, like all her interviews was pre-planned, scripted and rehearsed but she struggles to keep up with it these days and remember what she is supposed to say. Her insertion of her key headline-grabbing quotes in interviews has always looked awkward but lately she just can’t even remember everything. In the interview on refugees she clearly looked a bit confused and uncertain when the interviewer asked her which child she took to visit a refugee camp. The likelihood of course is that it was completely made up and it literally never happened so there was no actual memory to base her lines on which would obviously make it harder to remember. I don’t think there is any way that her PR didn’t write her a little line to say about Pax in the interview she just forgot to say it. Just like she forgot which diseases the orphans were most in danger of and had to look at her crib sheet next to her when she did the interview in Haiti. This girl is not bright and she has fried whatever brain cells she had with all the drugs she has taken. And this whole labelling the kids thing, this is nothing new. Her PR has been doing that for her for years – it turns them into an easily marketable commodity which can be used to attract further endorsement deals of course. There was one press release which was pure fantasy, it went something along the lines of Z is to be a doctor and save the world, Maddox and Pax love motor sports and are to be racing drivers, one of them was going to be a great artist or something too, thus fulfilling their mom’s pretentious desires to be seen as a great asthete. I said then and I still believe now that they are being labelled as all the things that mommy wants to be but never will in order to market her more. They are mini-reflections of her own greatness. It is total exploitation and it is absolutely disgusting.

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  44. guest1 said on July 1st, 2010 at 7:40 am

    @Kate:

    What the hell is our problem Kate. Jolie is a mother and like all mothers she is talking about her own kids. Hell my mother mother did the same and I absolutely hated it when I could hear her chat with her girlfriends about me and mz brothers!
    As an actress Jolie – like most actors – will spill little personal anectots before a movie comes out. Yoiu can usually witness that on tv shows such as The Tonight Show or magazine interview were actors discuss personal stuff at their own terms – without the cynical sensatialism of a trashmag such as Intouch. Your darling Jen does the same – she discusses her friends at lengths weras most actors keep such info to themselves.
    Now relax and mind your own business. As do Jolie AND Aniston!
    Happy greetings from China by the way.

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  45. guest1 said on July 1st, 2010 at 8:57 am

    @jen and brad in contact?:

    Were do all your exclusive articles that quote their best friends who have nothing better to do then break their trust – something all best friends do don”t they – come from? How about posting links?

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  46. lurkeyloo said on July 1st, 2010 at 9:30 am

    Love it!! Right on!! @Ange:

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  47. Kate said on July 1st, 2010 at 12:23 pm

    @guest1:
    There is a link to that site, I know where that poster got those,they write on all celebs. Rude to post it on another persons blog though, the link, I mean. They don’t just focus on Brange, but they are pro Jen so they do not make excuses for them either.

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  48. Kate said on July 1st, 2010 at 12:26 pm

    @guest1:
    Hey even our friends in the animal kingdom protect their young…ya know? Guess she has not spent enough time there to figure that out yet.

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  49. Pattyanne said on July 1st, 2010 at 12:28 pm

    I think some people do not understand that to many of us who post here on IUC it is not a matter of Team Jolie vs Team Aniston. I believe the “Bermuda Triangle” , as Jen calls it, has been long time over for Jen. It (the triangle angle) has simply become a vehicle for publicity when a new film is about to come out, imo. What does concern many of us posting on IUC re: Angie Jolie is her collection of six children in less than five years with her current partner. We know for fact she is a diagnosed psychopath (sociopath), and that makes a dangerous situation for little people when mentally ill mom is left unchecked by everyone to do as she will with their lives. Making it even worse is when her partner who it is assumed is not suffering from any form of mental disability allows it, stands by and simply allows it to go on. We’ve seen the photos of Shiloh missing a front tooth way too early to be a normal event of growing up, bruises all over her little body, including a bad one on her right wrist as shown exiting the plane in Mexico with mom yesterday…..yet baby-daddy, his family, the law, Jon Voight, James Voight…NoOne, does anything to see to the safety of these children. I mentioned earlier my horror at photos of Shiloh who is being groomed by mom to look masculine…Wearing A Man’s Necktie Around Her Neck…which is tied in necktie fashion which makes it extremely dangerous for a little one. Yet! The Family & Children’s Service Agency of Ca. was called to check out the safety of Britney Spears sons, and the safety of MJ’s kids with mom Katherine. Why does no one see to the safety of the Littles in the Jolie-Pitt Circus?

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  50. Kate said on July 1st, 2010 at 12:52 pm

    @keaen cyber queen supreme:
    I agree with all that, but do you really think a PR flack would really tell her to announce to the world that Shiloh wants to be a boy so we had to cut her hair. That sounds freaking insane to me. What is she trying to say exactly here? Shi wants to be like her brothers so we cut her hair? If so why not say that to make it a little better understood. Or maybe Shi hates having her hair fixed so we cut her hair. To say what she did and say she wants to be a boy is insinuating what, that her daughter is a lesbian, you and I know that is crock. I have, and you do too, many girlfriends that are ultra feminine who are lesbians.

    So then what, is she saying Shiloh has a gender identity conflict . If that is the case would it not be more responsible as a parent to keep your big mouth shut until you and your family were able to help the child with this in the best possible way. Children that develop this do so early and often show negative feelings towards their genitalia, their clothes, their activities, and normally much before the age of four, closer to two. From what we have heard Shi was playing with baby dolls and toy kitchens during that time, but they have lied so much who knows. Bottom line though, why would you put your little innocent child out there like that. A poster child perhaps. That is just cruel to do that. Shiloh will now for awhile be thought of as the one who wants to be a boy. Her mother has predetermined that for the public. Even if that is who Shi is, it should have been kept a family matter until she was old enough to understand. Are we to believe that a PR flack this was the way to win fans, her public back, get them to the seats in the theater. There is no possible way I would ever believe that, no one is that stupid. Of course she could have fkd up her line. lol

    To easy to pass off the flubber up on to the PR , just like she did before , “NO journalist unless you sigh”, {oh my lawyers did that, they were trying to protect me”..liar. liar liar.

    She got a gift from one journalist for that lie, a nic name, what was ..Fakey A La…..

    Hey if Brad can not knock some sense into her may JS can .

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  51. Kate said on July 1st, 2010 at 1:00 pm

    @Pattyanne:
    lol PA I think the teams are still very much in place for some people, the kids are just a by product caught in the middle. Hey maybe the reason for the clothes is to cover all that up. If Shi is being bruised up it is not from her mom, do you really think she spends more than 30 min a day with the probably plays rough with the boys, now emotional abuse,that is a different story. I don’t believe Angelina slaps her kids around though. Call me naive but I really believe that would be the last straw for Brad if she ever did. I bet shrills and screams like a witch though.

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  52. Kate said on July 1st, 2010 at 1:01 pm

    @jen and brad in contact?:
    ah there see someone did post the link.

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  53. Kate said on July 1st, 2010 at 1:03 pm

    @mez:
    mez I am with you on that, Pax will get some new toys and a haircut maybe even a gocart lol he is adorable. I would bet he will be the strongest survivor in this mess.

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  54. Kate said on July 1st, 2010 at 1:05 pm

    @Agree:
    Hey Agree, maybe we can’t count her out just yet according to ole Mel, but she sure seems to be doing fine. Those text are pretty funny. lol wonder what they were looking at.

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  55. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on July 1st, 2010 at 5:18 pm

    @Kate:

    I’m not sure what the deal is with shi but I do think the wanting to dress like a boy thing comes from her. I had a friend who was exactly the same when I was about 5 or 6 who would literally scream and cry if her mum tried to make her wear anything other than boys clothes or her football kit. I always remember the last pics of Shiloh wearing a dress when ho promenaded around the grocery store looking like a complete idiot while Shiloh wept bitterly and Zahara had a tantrum. She was distressed because she was being pimped out by the evil queen of course but I think it was also because she had been dressed like a girl. Ever since then she seems to have been allowed to wear boys clothes and seems much more co-operative in photo opps on the whole. Still not a very happy looking little girl though which makes me so sad for her.

    I get the impression with the whole thing that they are allowing her to dress as she likes to make her co-operate with the press. I don’t think mommy has a bond with her at all so has no way of really making her do something she doesn’t want to do. I think like giving all the kids junk food, it is just what she does to keep them quiet and ensure they play along. It could be more complicated than that but I suspect that this is the deal. And I think her PR doesn’t know quite what to do with it hence the “Montenegro” nonsense. JMO!

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  56. Kate said on July 1st, 2010 at 6:15 pm

    That could be, my daughter never wanted to wear a dress either, hated pink, but she wore girl pants, and girls t shirts, girls sports shoes. She refused to ever carry a purse, grew out of that at about 13, she is more feminine than I today, but with Shi the statement is , “she says she is a boy so we had to cut her hair”..now who the hell tells the world that. Good grief, if true, keep your mouth shut, get some genetic testing and counseling and then g forward, but don’t blab it to the whole word. I just can not buy that the PR told her to say that. Have you read her new interview from Mexico. Sounds just as stupid. “I was feeling very very girly” lmao. She is such a liar. Angie , you do not read scripts remember. She had to say that because well she can not keep talking about her and Brad having sex. Kids do not want to hear about their parents doing it. lol poor thing she has to give that up, what is a girl to do? Hey but she did mention Pax. Well done Angie, you have now made him feel part of the family. She probably figured that one out on her own as soon as she got that phone call from PR, “wth” were you thinking? How did you screw that up? samcc

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  57. inthegray said on July 1st, 2010 at 8:22 pm

    The way Shiloh is dressed is just odd. IMO it just isn’t dressing like a boy. If she wants to be “like her brothers” (as I think I remember AJ saying) why isn’t she wearing T-shirts they’ve outgrown, etc. I don’t know of any kid I’ve met at that age that wants anything tucked in or so formal looking. It feels to me that AJ is deliberately trying to make a spectacle of Shiloh for whatever warped reason. And if Shiloh has a gender identity issue there is non-gender specific clothing available to maintain Shiloh’s privacy.

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  58. Kate said on July 2nd, 2010 at 2:33 am

    @inthegray:
    I saw an elderly woman today ,about 84 years old, she was tucked in like that. lol not kidding. saw and old guy too, he tucked in his shirt and sweater. it is a very odd way of dressing a child. I bet Shi could not get those pants down to go to the bathroom,and come back out with it all tucked back in like that. Reminds me of those old films where the Little Rascals would get dressed up, one little boy would part his hair and tuck his shirt. Very old fashioned and proper. Maybe Shi has seen it on a show or something, who knows, definitely odd. As for dressing like a pirate I seem to remember that Kiera was dressed as a pirate as well , yet she still looked like a girl. That striped outfit that she wore in Venice had to be something they were pimping.

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  59. lurkeyloo said on July 2nd, 2010 at 9:10 am

    The way she dresses isn’t that big of a deal to me. My problem is how they suddenly cut her hair and it was WAY darker for some reason. THAT is weird! Cutting it? Okay, maybe she got gum in her hair or something. But, it being about five shades darker all of a sudden is way strange.

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  60. lurkeyloo said on July 6th, 2010 at 11:35 am

    Celebric.com….doesn’t she mean “Shiloh wants me to take these stringy ass extensions out but I can’t because I am nearly bald”….

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  61. I'm on the bidet said on July 7th, 2010 at 10:41 am

    More interviewage from Angiekins for Parade Magazine, once again stressing that her family life is perfect in every single way, and that she is complete and validated by the non-stop love that flows constantly around her:

    http://justjared.buzznet.com/2010/07/07/angelina-jolie-covers-parade-magazine-talks-family-life/

    Quotes from the article:

    “Brad knows me completely, exactly as I am, every part of me. He loves me. The kids love me. They know all my flaws and all my oddities. And they accept them. And so I can feel complete.”

    I guess Jennifer Aniston had the wrong kind of flaws, the ‘unacceptable’ kind from Brad’s point of view. Here’s more:

    ““I feel sad for someone who has never known love. Love elevates. You know, Brad would joke about me having this conversation about love. Love? It’s such a funny word. Brad can find certain phrases of poetry for it.”

    VOMIT!!!

    Okay, I’ll give AJ points for better delivery this time, and for staying ‘on-message’, but she really needs better writers, because that is soap-opera-monologue-bad stuff.

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  62. Togi said on July 7th, 2010 at 3:31 pm

    Wow … she is one of a kind. No one, at any time of the existence of mankind, has EVER had a more perfect world. And no one has known a more perfect love. I don’t know about you, OTB … but I wanna BE her! LOL. ;-) @I’m on the bidet:

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  63. Celebric.com said on July 3rd, 2010 at 6:00 am

    Daughter Wants Angelina Jolie To Chop Off Her Hair…

    Angelina Jolie admits her young daughter is already giving her style advice. She said, “Shiloh wanted me to get my hair cut short.”  Angelina is considering quitting acting for good because she is much happier in her role as a mom and a humanitar…

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