IUC Blind: A-LIST SUPER COUPLE HAS A SECRET GARDEN ILLEGALLY (Thanks Valued IUC Contributor)

Posted on June 4th, 2010 by HisHighness in IUC:Bits, IUC:Entertainment

Some people say your life is defined by your opportunities, and this A list couple does not miss even one. They seem to find a way to make it happen if there is not one. Maybe that is because their child/children are kicking their asses and the feel life is passing them by, or worrying if the other one will want them if they are old and saggy. They seem to always be one step ahead of the game, most people never know what is coming for them, but not these two superstars, they make sure they do. Some believe they have a true romance, while others believe their relationship is just a cover, and she kicks his ass. As of late many have begun to wonder if he really does believe that he is in a generation of men raised by women, and he is wondering if he even really needs one, and the way she looks at him she seems to be thinking the same thing. These two superstars have diversified their business investments, some for personal, some for professional. Some are legal and some took a little bit of coercing from the couple. While she has her own down time with her own cocktail of choice, he has decided he likes the idea of the home shopping network, right in his back yard, Our puff daddy must think he lives in his own cool world to pull this one off. We hear they had to bribe the local authorities to have them look the other way as they planted something other than grapes on their rolling grounds. Wonder if the naturally organic soil makes the marijuana give a better buzz. At least our couple is not sucking in pesticides, herbicides,and fungicides. Do you think they offer a bag with a bottle of wine, or is this for their own private stock?

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  1. I'm on the bidet said on June 4th, 2010 at 10:22 am

    Hmm, I’ll guess BP has a little weed patch growing, and not just the one on his face. Not sure which of their properties he’s using for this, they have so many . . . but anyway put him in some overalls and give him a pitchfork and we’ll call him Farmer Jebediah Pitt.

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  2. Patty anne said on June 4th, 2010 at 10:36 am

    How very convient for Mr. William Bradley Pitt to operate a rather special service while enjoying only the best the lush fields of Chateau Miraval has to offer. Even more to ponder is that the sales of “wine” from the Chateau is global. Has this couple no boundaries whatsoever? Is this partly the reason they continue their faux romance? I’ll post the link set up for sales of Chateau Miraval wines, cough, cough. ????

    http://www.miraval.com/en/sales/index.html

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  3. I'm on the bidet said on June 4th, 2010 at 10:42 am

    I knew they had a house in France, but didn’t know they also had a winery going. Interesting text if you click under ‘Vintages’: “Château Miraval has certified organic vineyards in the adjoining communes of Correns and Chateauvert and produces wines under two appellations, AOC”

    What is the French perspective on marijuana? I’ve no idea. Is it ’sacre bleu!’ or ‘c’est la vie’?

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  4. lurkeyloo said on June 4th, 2010 at 10:43 am

    My, my, my…this certainly won’t bode well for his “political career”. hahahahaha!!!

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  5. crouching tiger said on June 4th, 2010 at 12:29 pm

    disgusting… disgusting couple.
    have some boundary… please,,!!!

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  6. Vittoria said on June 4th, 2010 at 12:57 pm

    In the south, some homegrown weed is referred to as skunk weed. Will his be skank weed? hahaha

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  7. Patty anne said on June 4th, 2010 at 1:59 pm

    Threesomes, beastiality, illegal child farms, questionable adoptions, home grown loco weed for Bradey, black rubber sheets,immoral belief in incest, medically diagnosed psychopathy ……. With all this being brought to the attention of the world, how can they possibly continue as is?

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  8. Chris from France said on June 4th, 2010 at 2:53 pm

    @I’m on the bidet:
    it’s illegal. but i would go with “c’est la vie”. we don’t see it as a big deal, at least none of the people i know and i’ve lived in different parts of the country. and i’m not a smoker by the way.

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  9. Tamara said on June 4th, 2010 at 3:10 pm

    @lurkeyloo:
    LOL funneeee – really – he doesn’t stand a chance in the political world, too many beasties in his closet methinks. I knew this was about them because they have all that land at Miraval and they are growing grapes for wine, so why not, the ground must be really fertile. Im a big believer in legalizing pot anyway – its better for you than alchohol and California in particular could really use the money – Florida too for that matter. And at the very least maybe it would cut down on crime – who knows? And if I had to choose between his drug – marijuana…… and her drug – heroin….than mary jane would win hands down!! And while I’m at it, if I ruled the world, FOX NEWS would forever be banned from the airwaves, I hate that channel with passion and Glenn Beck in particular BLAH!!

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  10. Alif said on June 4th, 2010 at 4:30 pm

    Marijuana increases the estrogen levels of users. This was reported some time ago, and was particularly interesting regarding males.
    That’s when it became “cool” to be “laid back”, “mellow”, and to “live and let live”. But evil doesn’t go away while all this is going on.
    It’s similar to voluntarily taking in spirits within our system; similar to alcohol and other drugs. At first, it’s all so pleasant and seems to chase away the blues. It just feels so good! We become mellow and everything seems to be so much more liveable. BUT, as we continue, the spirits we take in become more dangerous.
    We all know people who, under the direction of the spirits we voluntary take into our bodies, have committed the most atrocious evils. We see it on the news every day. And the people who know us/them are heard to say things like, “That isn’t the person I know”; “No, he’s/she’s not like that at all”, etc! etc!

    When we take in these powers, voluntarily, eventually the powers take over our personality. The real person is relegated to the “back burner” so to speak. Then, as the drugs wear off, our real selves return to the front. The real person our friends know.

    This is well known in many cultures. It’s also in the bible; or at least I’ve read that it is.

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  11. Alif said on June 4th, 2010 at 4:55 pm

    @Alif:
    Addendum: Some artists do their best work while under the influence. And we are the beneficiaries. Just one case for myself: Chet Baker. I was aware of him. He was a jazz artist, I knew. But he didn’t interest me, even when I learned he was into drugs. What I didn’t know was that he also sang. And even then, I thought he was too goodlooking to be a gpod singer.
    What a lesson I have learned! He not only was a singer, (as well as an artist with the trumpet) but an exceptional singer! The way he handled a lyric is one of the major and happiest surprises I’ve had in many a year! And his voice is truly mellow. So the drugs helped him creatively, even as it ultimately destroyed him.
    I’m not condoning drug abuse, however.

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  12. Tinkuy said on June 4th, 2010 at 4:57 pm

    who cares? not worth getting your panties all in a bunch over

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  13. Vittoria said on June 4th, 2010 at 5:25 pm

    @Alif:
    With all due respect Alief, pot is nothing like sucking down liquor and it is not physically addictive. No way, no how. I also agree with Tamara about legalization. I am highly offended that people can go out and buy liquor, get all worked up and invariably someone gets hurt. Be it DUi, beating the wife, whatever, while a person can go to jail for a little pot. Weed, no sir, it doesn’t do that at all. Further, I would say that as a person with chronic pain (RA) I can personally attest as to the medicinal value. and pain management. Liquor just make you sicker.

    I don’t think the climate in France is right for growing pot though is it? I don’t think it would be tropical and humid enough.

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  14. Vittoria said on June 4th, 2010 at 6:21 pm

    Well speaking of stupidity…here you go, case in point. Chase Crawford put in the pokey over pot.

    http://www.tmz.com/
    Chace Crawford from “Gossip Girl” was arrested in Plano, Texas for possession of marijuana … cops confirm to TMZ.
    We’re told Crawford has bonded out of jail.
    Crawford was arrested just after midnight this morning for possession of marijuana under 2 ounces. The charge is a misdemeanor, which carries a 6 month maximum sentence.

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  15. Vittoria said on June 4th, 2010 at 6:23 pm

    OOPS. The rest didn’t copy (operator error haha)
    ONE unlit joint and the fellow went to jail. That is just wrong!
    Crawford was busted in the parking lot of Ringo’s Pub.
    Sources say Crawford was in a car with a friend when he was busted and cops found one unlit joint.

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  16. Vittoria said on June 4th, 2010 at 6:24 pm

    1 effing joint and the kid was put in lockdown. Geez!

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  17. Alif said on June 4th, 2010 at 7:22 pm

    @Vittoria:
    The damage done by ingesting pot is not the same as liquor. Of course, I”m not saying it is. I”ll paraphrase the late Dorothy Parker: “Using pot like candy is dandy; but, liquor is quicker!”
    No, I was stating what studies have shown marijuana is capable of doing. And sure, it is of great help in managing pain. I”m one hundred percent in favor of that. The trouble comes in the abuse. Leaving the legal ramifications out of it, and instead focusing on what it does to those who do not have medicinal need for it.
    Quite frankly, it makes many people lethargic. For example, instead of doing things, (in some cases, looking for work,) it makes them unwilling to put forth the effort.
    Thank the good out there in the universe; I’m allergic to pot. If I wasn’t, there’s little more I”d ask of myself than to just lay back and enjoy!
    If this is true of myself, I’m not surprised it’s true of so many of our younger people.

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  18. Alif said on June 4th, 2010 at 7:32 pm

    And then, as my brain is all foggy, I might convince myself to try things that are a little more “edgy”. Hmm!
    I couldn’t trust myself on that one. The demons would suggest all sort of activities. JMO!

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  19. tam said on June 4th, 2010 at 7:38 pm

    my sweetleaf is NOTHING like booze, big tobacco cigs, or any other hard drug. NOTHING LIKE THEM. there is more revenue for big business and gov’ts by keeping it illegal. no, a plant does not make evil go away. it just keeps me from going bat-shit crazy from the evil. love to all the good people in the world btw.

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  20. Vittoria said on June 4th, 2010 at 7:41 pm

    @Alif:

    “The damage done by ingesting pot is not the same as liquor. Of course, I”m not saying it is.”

    You’ve made my point for me. The shit that will kill you…or get you riled up to hurt others is perfectly legal. Something that just makes you lazy is illegal. It is not right.

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  21. Vittoria said on June 4th, 2010 at 7:46 pm

    @tam:
    Amen, you said it exactly sister. Damn, if old an old hag like me could actually find some. That’s about the worst part of all. I’m not exactly going to run down to the hood or wherever. Actually, it is kind of funny. Here I am in Houston with probably a gazillion pounds around me and I couldn’t tell you where to get it. I could go out to the liquor store though and stock up on some crazy juice, no problem.

    they need to legalize it and carry on with bigger problems in this world.

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  22. Alif said on June 4th, 2010 at 7:48 pm

    @Alif:
    My apologies. It was Ogden Nash, who wrote, “Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker”. I knew I frequently confuse the witty duo with each other even as I posted. My bad!

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  23. Vittoria said on June 4th, 2010 at 7:50 pm

    Funny story on the news the other day. 15 bricks of cocaine were found at the beach here in Galveston. Just sitting on the beach all wrapped up. Whoever found it obviously turned it in to the police.

    GALVESTON — A beach-goer found $2.1 million worth of cocaine tucked inside a black backpack that washed ashore near the Beachtown development on the East End on May 22.

    The bag contained 16 bricks of cocaine, or 37 pounds, wrapped in layers of rubber, large balloons and plastic wrap, Galveston police Capt. Jeff Heyse said.

    Each brick contained markings and bar codes on the outer wrappers, he said.

    Drug cartels often mark their products with bar codes, which can be created with bar code software, Heyse said.

    The bar codes could be helpful for tracking the cocaine if other drugs have been seized with similar bar coding that has been recorded by the Drug Enforcement Administration, he said.

    The bag had been in the water long enough for barnacles to grow on it, Heyse said.
    This story was brought to you thanks to khou.com’s partnership with The Galveston County Daily News.

    http://www.khou.com/news/cnn/21-million-in-cocaine-washes-ashore-95403969.html

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  24. Alif said on June 4th, 2010 at 7:53 pm

    @Alif:
    I’m concerned mainly about the very young. Once they start on pot, it’s just the beginning. They don’t have the mature approach as we do.
    It will inevitably lead to harm to their psyches, esp.
    I make these statements from obserance, and from my hospital worker experience; and a heckuva lot of research!

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  25. Vittoria said on June 4th, 2010 at 7:53 pm

    @Alif:
    Have you ever been around someone really drunk? it is scary and more than slightly nasty. They stumble and finally cannot even speak. I have known instances where people just pass out on the front lawn. That is gross and a person will never get like that with weed.

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  26. Vittoria said on June 4th, 2010 at 7:57 pm

    @Alif:
    I certainly agree 1 million percent. It is not for kids. Definitely not.

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  27. Alif said on June 4th, 2010 at 8:04 pm

    I remember a news story some yrs back. Seems that private planes would fly over the border in the south loaded with cocaine. It happened that one plane crashed in the deep woods down there. Eventually, the plane was found. Nearby was a dead bear. An autopsy showed that it died from a cocaine overdose. The pilot, however, was nowhere to be seen.

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  28. Vittoria said on June 4th, 2010 at 8:08 pm

    @Alif:
    I believe it. I lived through the 80’s and Houston was a cocaine heaven back then (probably still is).
    They say the more euphoric a drug, the higher its addictability. A little coke make you want more. Whats the saying? One is too many and a 1000 is not enough? Something like that. That bear probably just kept going until his little heart blew. I saw a lot of people act about that stupid back then. They would just keep on and keep on like effing Tony Montana. Crazy.

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  29. Vittoria said on June 4th, 2010 at 8:11 pm

    You’re right Alief. planes and jet boats brought so much dope to this country. That;s what they need to work on getting rid of. The cocaine, heroin, the rough stuff. Pot would actually calm people down. It is not a highly euphoric drug.

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  30. Vittoria said on June 4th, 2010 at 8:14 pm

    @Alif:
    Well, the good news is that if the bear was all coked up, he most likely didn’t eat the pilot. LOL.

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  31. Alif said on June 4th, 2010 at 8:16 pm

    @Vittoria:
    It’s a matter of degree, or course. As I posted, I worked in hospitals. The things we saw. Inebriation is just the tip of the iceberg, so to speak. In my family, there were some who drank in moderation; others drank to oblivion, at times. Part of my research.
    And I observed the parties in my college days. I was more tolerant because of what I saw back home.

    To those who see how pot works on others; it’s not pretty, either. Not as disgusting as liquor, but the spirits are in them, nonetheless. Reality, for them, seems to have changed, imo!
    Some can stop there. Too many go on to stronger stuff in pursuance of that elusive high!

    I’d actively support pot availability for medicinal purposes, and for those who are older. But human nature being what it is, I’d expect lawsuits from those who are left out.

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  32. Alif said on June 4th, 2010 at 8:27 pm

    @Alif:
    Another animal story: I used to drink beer once upon a time. Well, I was in San Francisco when I decided to go to the beach near Cliff House (a tourist area) woods. It was a hot day, and I bought the beer, a rack of beef ribs, potato salad and baked beans. After the long trip, I headed toward a fairly secluded patch of high grass. There, I spied a sawed-off tree stump. Oh, now for the feast!

    I was alone, or so I thought. I unpacked the potato salad; popped open a beer, and prepared to eat the ribs with the beans and salad.
    As I held the ribs in my fingers, out of nowhere came a german shepherd. It snatched the ribs out of my grasp, and ran away, emitting a brief growl as it disappeared.
    What was a body to do?

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  33. Vittoria said on June 4th, 2010 at 8:27 pm

    @Alif:
    I remember watching 20/20 or one of those type shows once where they showed people brought into the hospital on PCP. They were literally going out of their minds. It was really frightening to see even just on TV. I wish they could get rid of all of it…….except the pot. Crystal meth, coke, heroin and whatever the rough stuff of today is.

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  34. Vittoria said on June 4th, 2010 at 8:29 pm

    The pooch clearly wasn’t coked up! hahaha. Well at least he left you the beans and potato salad. That was nice of him.

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  35. Vittoria said on June 4th, 2010 at 8:30 pm

    Did you chase him or just let him have the ribs?

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  36. Vittoria said on June 4th, 2010 at 8:31 pm

    The ribs probably wouldn’t taste as good with the dog slobber on them anyway. Too bad though. it would have been so tasty with the beer on a hot day.

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  37. tam said on June 4th, 2010 at 8:51 pm

    that doggie may have had the munchies. follow that dog!!! but anyway, of course some people move towards hard drugs. they are not satisfied with a mild and sweet happy buzz. i guess they want to ruin their life and looks with an addictive drug.

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  38. vittoria said on June 4th, 2010 at 9:06 pm

    @tam:

    Some people are addictive personalities. I guess the dog was a rib addict. Lol.
    You fed a starving animal alief and t hat’s a good thing.

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  39. Vittoria said on June 4th, 2010 at 9:11 pm

    @tam:
    You crack me up! The visual of the dog with the munchies is too much!

    Night all. I’ve got to go elevate my torn up knee. Damn this hurts! Too bad I have no weed for pain. LOL.

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  40. tam said on June 4th, 2010 at 9:17 pm

    @Vittoria:
    nite nite….i just got out of a cast a month and a half ago from rupturing my achilles tendon…………ahhh the sweetleaf soothed me so.

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  41. cuze said on June 4th, 2010 at 10:04 pm

    Well now this I believe. I wonder if the valued IUC contributor would care to contribute more? We’re all ears.

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  42. I'm on the bidet said on June 5th, 2010 at 12:04 am

    I think I know what happened to the ribs . . .
    http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/archive/2010/04/10/kate_hudson_eats_ribs_in_a_bikini_.php

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  43. I'm on the bidet said on June 5th, 2010 at 12:06 am

    New celebrity diet . . . you only eat the food your German Shepherd can steal from Alif’s picnic basket. Lose 10 lbs in just two weeks!

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  44. crouching tiger said on June 5th, 2010 at 2:14 am

    Is this the breaking story that Ian talked about three weeks ago?

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  45. Alif said on June 5th, 2010 at 2:29 am

    @Vittoria:
    I used to help out in the emergency room. We saw everything! One was a caucasian male, 27 y/o, who was shot in the back with a shotgun. Word was that it was during a drug transaction. I had to use some ingenuity to place him in a position so he could be x-rayed; so much blood and he was quiet as a mouse. I think it was shock! I had to handle him with extreme tenderness!

    Re: animals. There’s a few channels that report on the aggressiveness of animals after they get used to people feeding them in parks. And not only in America. There was a video of a family of tourists in a foreign country with lions in the wild. Several cars are seen parked in a particular area. Although warned, a family man emerged from his car to take a picture. His wife witnessed the horror of her husband being attacked and killed by a lion.
    Also on tv, there was a report of monkeys in tourist areas of a country like India. They learned to drink leftover alcohol at tables. Eventually, they’d snatch the glass of liquor when the person wasn’t looking.
    It showed an inebriated monkey walking and all of sudden, dropping sideways to the ground.

    Your reactions to my little story are very interesting, indeed. Yes, at least I still had the beans, potato salad and beer on that hot day! (I wouldn’t touch the ribs after that!) Working in hospitals train us to not treat animals as human-like. I did, however, imitate a friend who used to kiss his dog. Only once! Only once, because another friend asked me if I’d ever seen how dogs greet each other. lol!

    Yes, every creature loves to get high. I read about and tried this experiment: It suggested we put out a pie plate, almost to the brim, outside our door at home/apt. I did, and the next morning, I found drowned ants, slugs, cockroaches and a few assorted insects.
    I already knew birds love fermented berries.

    All this discussion is to show we are animals, but we have souls.

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  46. Alif said on June 5th, 2010 at 2:33 am

    @Alif:
    Didn’t say that the pie plate should be filled with beer or wine.

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  47. Tamara said on June 5th, 2010 at 9:12 am

    @Vittoria:
    Vee – can you not go to the Doctor and tell him about your RA and ask him to prescribe it for you so you could buy it legally from the pharmacy? I know we cannot where I live but I don’t know about Texas.

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  48. I survived said on June 5th, 2010 at 9:24 am

    Ian, serious question. Are you taunting me? You post about injustice everywhere, but then discredit me when I try to seek my own justice about what Angelina did to me. This has nearly killed me. And in many ways, it’s killed a large portion of my soul and my spirit and it’s violated and raped me. Literally and figuratively. I know you know who I am. So why? You posted about how she may be depressed and you try to ellicit sympathy for her. So why Ian? Why do you speak about the intolerance for injustice when you seem very willing to support and condone the behavior of the monster that is Angelina Jolie?

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  49. Gitano said on June 5th, 2010 at 9:31 am

    Well, that certainly explains the frequent trips back to the chateau to check on things. He wasn’t just feeding the gerbils.

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  50. Patty anne said on June 5th, 2010 at 12:09 pm

    I don’t see how anyone in their right mind could possibly feel sympathy for Angelina Jolie. She is the perpetrator of many acts of horror against others. She is a sick puppy, and a very sly one for knowing how to manipulate other’s to her side, a sure sign of a sociopath. No one felt sympathy for Hitler, and in her own way, she is just as evil. If you have first hand knowledge of such acts against others by AJ, by all means spell it out. I’m sure there are plenty of posters who would love to have some hard facts. As to your being a victim , all I can say is how sorry I am to see/hear any other human being suffering at the hand of a psycho. The truth WILL come out eventually, it always does.@I survived:

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  51. Tinkuy said on June 5th, 2010 at 12:13 pm

    @Patty anne:
    are you equating AJ with Hitler?

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  52. Liz E. said on June 5th, 2010 at 12:25 pm

    Really, Ian, I know you enjoy the game but why do you allow such nonsense on your site? Hitler? Monster? You know better and you should be ashamed of yourself for encouraging these unhealthy fantasies and delusions. Don’t you ever want to be taken seriously?

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  53. crouching tiger said on June 5th, 2010 at 12:33 pm

    @Patty anne:
    I agree with you. I don’t feel sympathy for Jolie at all. She did a horrible thing. I don’t know why Ian keeps defending her, is there something fishy going on between Ian and Team Jolie? Maybe. Ian seems to take Jolie’s side rather than Pitt’s. I mean he’s just as wrong as she is, but why Ian sides with Jolie?

    Jolie put harm into other people’s lives. Destroying Jen’s reputation just for what? Keeping her career afloat? Making big bucks? Isn’t it enough that she took her husband? But spreading mean lies about Jen was really evil. And that’s just one thing. Plus how can she help all those people in Africa, but she can’t respect one person’s life. Where’s the boundary?

    What makes Jolie better than Pitt?

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  54. Patty anne said on June 5th, 2010 at 2:56 pm

    Evil is as evil does. That was my point.@Tinkuy:

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  55. Patty anne said on June 5th, 2010 at 2:59 pm

    I suggest you go to your local library and read Ian’s book, Brangelina: The Untold Story of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.@Liz E.:

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  56. Tinkuy said on June 5th, 2010 at 3:04 pm

    @Patty anne:
    “No one felt sympathy for Hitler, and in her own way, she is just as evil.”
    You are putting AJ’s actions on a level with Hitler’s. You drew an analogy between the two. Please elaborate on how she compares with Hitler rather than just saying “evil is as evil does”.

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  57. Patty anne said on June 5th, 2010 at 3:09 pm

    Page 38 contains the information concerning Angie’s diagnosis of “unrestrained, inclined to antisocial psychopathy” aka psychopath

    Page 137 describes her philosophy that incest between conscenting adults if just fine

    Page 162 refers to her reason for marrying BBT so quickly following her tonguing her brother at the Oscars

    Page 209 states “Jolie publicly contemplated adoption for the first time. It came JUST A YEAR AFTER SHE SPENT SEVENTY-TWO HOURS IN A PSYCHIATRIC INSTITUTION.

    pAGE 227 Covers the planned pregnancy announcement by Jennifer and her husband Brad in June, 2004 (she miscarried unfortunately, but their special nursery was built into their home in anticipation)

    Page 231 Describes Jolie’s plot to destroy her lover’s wife , Jen Aniston, following the outing of their affair. It was Jolie who determined that saying it enough would convince the public that she was doing the hubby of a barren wife a favor. Yes, Jolie made up that lie.

    Page 238 Goes into detail about the Russian baby boy Jolie was set to adopt (pre-Zaraha). He lived in Baby House #22. Everything was set to go when Jolie changed her mind and abandoned the infant in favor of what she called “an AIDs orphan from Eythopia” (LIE). When Brad and Jen visited that country with Jen’s friend BONO, she fell in love with a real AIDs orphan, a little girl whom she wanted to adopt then, But Brad told Jen he wasn’t ready yet.

    So you see, if you READ THE BOOK, you might find yourself enlightened.

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  58. Patty anne said on June 5th, 2010 at 3:11 pm

    Jolie was diagnosed a psychopath with antisocial tendencies. Fact.
    Hitler was a sociopath. Fact.

    http://socyberty.com/psychology/evil-incarnate-sociopaths/@Tinkuy:

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  59. Patty anne said on June 5th, 2010 at 3:12 pm

    Evil people do evil things with no remorse, no compassion, no sense of wrong doing.

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  60. Tinkuy said on June 5th, 2010 at 3:14 pm

    @Patty anne:
    So? How does that prove she is as evil as Hitler?

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  61. Patty anne said on June 5th, 2010 at 3:18 pm

    Ah my friend, you do not seek answers but rather a debate. I have stated my opinion and you also have a right to one of your own, surprisingly for someone who wishes to debate one post made by another, I fail to see any facts in your postings.@Tinkuy:

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  62. Vittoria said on June 5th, 2010 at 3:29 pm

    @Tamara:
    Nope, not in Texas. I mean do you think they will if they just threw Chase Crawford in jail for one effin joint? Probably not.

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  63. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on June 5th, 2010 at 4:17 pm

    @I survived:

    LOL

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  64. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on June 5th, 2010 at 4:26 pm

    @Tinkuy:

    Patty Anne means AJ is like Hitler in that she is seeking (and having some considerable success in achieving) world domination by means of the use of some of the most outrageous pieces of propaganda and control of media outlets that has been seen since the Third Reich. She means Angelina is like Hitler in that she suffers from huge delusions of grandeur, an obsessive interest in herself, an overwhelming belief in her own superiority and a sociopathic willingness to exploit all other human beings including her own children, vulnerable orphans and the world’s most vulnerable individuals to achieve the goal of having her mug on the front cover of all the world’s maagzines. She means she is like Hitler in that she is one of the most scarily power-crazy human beings to live on the planet since that evil man. Correct me if I’m wrong Patty-Anne.

    Does that help explain it to you at all?

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  65. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on June 5th, 2010 at 4:27 pm

    @crouching tiger:

    I agree.

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  66. crouching tiger said on June 5th, 2010 at 4:32 pm

    @Patty anne:
    oh, I wish I could buy the book. I don’t think i could find the book in bookstore near where I live (I’m a foreigner), and I’m still a student and I don’t have a credit card.

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  67. Tamara said on June 5th, 2010 at 4:49 pm

    @crouching tiger:
    Ah well, maybe your local library??

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  68. Tamara said on June 5th, 2010 at 4:50 pm

    @Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
    LOL Very well put Keane, Patty would be proud -

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  69. Tinkuy said on June 5th, 2010 at 5:15 pm

    @Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
    Quite hyperbolic, Keane, and, Patty Anne, your choice of analogy was unfortunate (and you will see my reason, based on fact, below).

    No need to debate — you’ve stated your point of view, I see where you’re coming from, and I disagree.

    “Evil is as evil does” or “handsome is as handsome does” means one judges people by their actions rather than by appearances. We may quibble over the exact meaning of this, but AJ’s actions do not fall in the realm of Hitler’s.

    There is no evidence that AJ advocates or has committed genocide. Therefore, by my standards, she does not compare with Hitler’s or Pol Pot’s evil. Your standards and Keane’s, by all appearances, are different.

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  70. Tinkuy said on June 5th, 2010 at 5:33 pm

    @Tamara:
    laughing about comparisons to Hitler is about as funny as Jesse James’ Nazi salute

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  71. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on June 5th, 2010 at 6:23 pm

    @Tinkuy:

    Yeah Tinkuy you have a bit of a comprehension problem here, comparing someone to somebody else does not mean they are their identical twin, it just means they share some of the same traits, as I have just demonstrated Angelina and Hitler clearly do, (as problematic as this is for you). Saying you don’t think the comparison is fair because Angelina has graciously stopped short of killing anybody is not exactly the best counter-argument here my friend; doesn’t really cut the mustard. She is still a crazy, narcissistic megalomaniac who will happily destroy the lives of innocent victims (i.e. her poor, neglected, mixed-up looking children) and exploit the most troubled people of the world (all those refugees she poses with to get herself out of another PR mess) to achieve something as shallow and meaningless as celebrity. And I’m afraid to say that that is about as evil as you can get without killing anyone in my book. And if there was such a thing she would go to hell for it; as would everybody else associated with her schemes (that means you babe). And you can take that one to the bank.

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  72. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on June 5th, 2010 at 6:47 pm

    “There is no evidence that AJ advocates or has committed genocide.”

    Sorry, didn’t read your post properly and so missed that absolute gem. I do not think I need to put any frosting on this particular gateaux. Enjoy at your leisure friends!

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  73. Patty anne said on June 5th, 2010 at 7:29 pm

    Thank you Keane, I’m sure Tinky will understand it better now. :-) @Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:

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  74. Patty anne said on June 5th, 2010 at 7:33 pm

    I hit upon some of the better points in the book so at least you have an understanding of what has been published about her. She is a devious, manipulative, evil human being. And with her official diagnosis of psychopathy, frightening as well.@crouching tiger:

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  75. Patty anne said on June 5th, 2010 at 7:41 pm

    ” No one felt sympathy for Hitler,AND IN HER OWN WAY, she is just as evil. ”

    Defination of analogy: Analogy is the comparison of two pairs which have the same relationship. The key is to ascertain the relationship between the first so you can choose the correct second pair. Part to whole, opposites, results of are types of relationships you should find.

    Jolie is a diagnoses sociopath
    Hitler is said to be a sociopath as well.

    If you still cannot comprehend the intent, perhaps you need to read up on Hitler’s mental illness and how it affected his decisions and actions during his lifetime. This is my final attempt to assist you with this. @Tinkuy:

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  76. Emily said on June 5th, 2010 at 10:13 pm

    ” No one felt sympathy for Hitler,AND IN HER OWN WAY, she is just as evil. ”

    Defination of analogy: Analogy is the comparison of two pairs which have the same relationship. The key is to ascertain the relationship between the first so you can choose the correct second pair. Part to whole, opposites, results of are types of relationships you should find.

    Jolie is a diagnoses sociopath
    Hitler is said to be a sociopath as well.

    If you still cannot comprehend the intent, perhaps you need to read up on Hitler’s mental illness and how it affected his decisions and actions during his lifetime. This is my final attempt to assist you with this.

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  77. Emily said on June 5th, 2010 at 10:14 pm

    I hit upon some of the better points in the book so at least you have an understanding of what has been published about her. She is a devious, manipulative, evil human being. And with her official diagnosis of psychopathy, frightening as well.

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  78. Tinkuy said on June 5th, 2010 at 11:22 pm

    @Patty anne:
    apples and oranges, ladies, the only thing in common is that they are fruits, as are you

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  79. I survived said on June 6th, 2010 at 5:54 am

    @Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:Glad to see you find my suffering so funny Keane.

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  80. colour said on June 6th, 2010 at 6:52 am

    @Patty anne:

    God really Petty Anne you have completely lost it! If you can`t see that yourself then you either know nothing about the nazi regime (and the six million jews killed in gas chambers) or you are sicker then all the exentric hollwood stars who ever lived put together.

    PS: Maybe you could compare Stalin with Hitler or any other dictator who caused the death of millions and surpressed his people. Your own comparison just disqualified YOURSELF!

    By the ways wasn`t Ian the son of a holocaust survivor? What would he say if he read you compared the man who was repsonsible for what his father had to through with a cheating hollywood actress (a rather common thing in hollywood and elsewere)?.

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  81. keane cyber queen supreme said on June 6th, 2010 at 8:54 am

    @ I Survived – no dear I don’t find your suffering funny as you have never experienced any (at least in the form of which you claim). I am laughing at your continued attempts to shop your faux-harrassment claims around various internet sites for the best part of a year now to try to distract from the real story. In other words James/Tinkuy, we know it’s you.

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  82. P said on June 6th, 2010 at 9:18 am

    @Alif:

    Lazy people don’t look for work whether they smoke pot or not. I’ve been surprised in my life to find out that some of the most motivated & successful people are daily pot smokers. I guess it’s different for everyone, but I don’t see a problem with it, so long as people are responsible about it. There are many prescription meds that people take daily that pose more of a problem (as far as altering mentation, activity level, ability to function, etc.) than marijuana does, and alcohol is by far more of a problem (however, I guess one could argue that’s b/c it’s legal – maybe we would see more of a problem with marijuana if it was legal). Nevertheless, I’m not a smoker, but I’m in favor of legalizing the stuff.

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  83. keane cyber queen supreme said on June 6th, 2010 at 9:24 am

    Hey Mia – Patty Anne wasn’t comparing the despicable acts of genoicde committed by Hitler with an actress whose greatest crime was to cheat on her partner (although it is good to hear you are finally acknowledging one of her many immoral traits), she was pointing out that her willingness to exploit all the people in the world, including her boyrfriend, her own children, vulnerable orphans and people fleeing from genocide and civil war in order to get her pretty picture splashed all over the papers in her megalomaniac quest to be the most famous and powerful person in the world (which she has had some considerable success at by the way) bears some considerable degree of comparison with the most evil man in history. Hitler created the Third Reich by using his control of the media to push his outrageous propaganda on to the German people. Angelina Jolie has herself gained an almost vice-like grip on the world’s media, preventing all the widely known negative stories about her from being picked up by those publications typically most inclined to print a celebrity’s dirt. Instead they print her blatant propaganda, with headlines such as: “Angie wins!” next to a picture of her looking triumphant like she’d won the presidential election race and “Angie starving herself, and it is all Jen’s fault!” next to a picture of eternal scapegoat Jennifer Aniston. Controlling the media is the way all dictators and megalomaniacs rise to power Mia, and remember Angelina has had her eyes set firmly on the White House for some time now. What with that and her morally bankrupt exploitation of people fleeing genocide and terror for press, I think the comparison with Hilter is a more than appropriate one. Perhaps you would like to come back at me with a reasoned argument as to why you think I am wrong in this instance. Those ten years in the same job must have given you time enough to think about it.

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  84. colour said on June 6th, 2010 at 11:10 am

    @keane cyber queen supreme:

    Seems like you have lost it too Keane – that means if you ever had it in the first place. You obviously forgot that most negative stories came from Jolie herself: all the stuff about taking drugs, SM and being bisexual. Even that she was cutting herself as a troubled teen was something she told herself.

    As for Jolie`s alleged press campaign. Uh – if she ever tried that she failed miserably. Do I really need to point out In Touch and other tabloids weekly cover stories that trashed her worse then any criminal had ever been portrayed by any newspaper? How come you missed their regular they fought/broke up /she freaked out headlines (and that were just the more harmless ones)?

    Those tabloid editors know exactly whom they write for: namely usually conservative women and therefore casted Jen as the slightly neurotixc victim, Jolie as the wicked witch of the west and Pitt as the mislead former Prince Charming.

    Uh by the way I have never heard from Jolie that she is interested in The white house. That shit came from Ian and I certainly don`t consider him a reliable source. Axctually in your last post you sounded sligthly paranoid. Do you think your dislike of Jolie is worth losing your sanity even slightly? You should better hope that none of your employers reads that. Grr.

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  85. Patty anne said on June 6th, 2010 at 12:10 pm

    You are pathetic in your abhorrent attempts made mainly to derail the thread by reducing the evils of Hitler and the Nazi party in Jolie’s favor. You can’t see the tree for the forest it seems, well pity you. For you this is a war of wordage, pick apart a post, select a word to hang on to desperately, and create a new topic by use of that. Shame on you~! You reduce the honor of those who survived WWll Nazi agression in favor of wining a war of words for Angelina Jolie? How despicable you are as a member of the human race. Shame on you~!@colour:

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  86. colour said on June 6th, 2010 at 12:24 pm

    @Patty anne:

    Huh – what`s wrong with you? YOU compared Jolie with Hitler Patty Anne not me! What happened to your sense of reality?

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  87. Patty anne said on June 6th, 2010 at 2:14 pm

    Go home James, Angie is calling for you.@colour:

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  88. colour said on June 6th, 2010 at 3:06 pm

    @Patty anne:

    I am not James. But thanx for confirming that you have indeed lost your mind!

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  89. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on June 6th, 2010 at 3:26 pm

    @colour:

    Mia there is not much I can do to explain the way the celebrity/media/PR world works to someone who has so little experience of the world as you do. As you say, you have been in the same job for the past ten years and have had no access to the world I am discussing or really much past your own front door-step. If I’ve tried to explain it to you once, I’ve tried to explain it to you a hundred times: Angelina’s PR company leaks stories about fights, cutting, crazy sexcapades, fauxmances with BBT etc etc ad infinitum to deflect from the far, far wose reality underneath it all (incestuous relationships, shagging everything with a pulse in HW and beyond, drug abuse, extremely, extremely questionable morals, vindictive quests to destroy people who are in any way perceived as a threat to her in the most appalling terms, the disgusting, neglectful way in which she treats her children, the beyond vile, nay evil, way in which she exploits people fleeing from genocide and terror etc etc to try to remain the most famous woman in the world etc etc) or to try to gain some sympathy for the woman who is chronically and terminally unsympathetic “poor Angie”. You are naive beyond belief to not see how these stories are clearly written by “poor Angie’s” PR in a desperate quest to keep her fading star alive. And no the story about the White House did not come from Ian it came from her very own fax machine; the “Angelina would love it if Brad were to run for President and she were to be First Lady” PR story and her utterly laughable attempts to look like Jackie Kennedy in her power suit, wig, false eyelashes and a face caked thick with make-up in that ridiculous series of faux-presidential-esque photo opportunities on that damn balcony in Venice. Try getting out into the world a bit more Mia, try taking a risk and getting a new job and maybe, just maybe you will gain a bit more insight into the world in which we live. Until then arguing with you is about as pointless as any of Angelina’s latest flicks i.e. VERY.

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  90. colour said on June 6th, 2010 at 3:44 pm

    @Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:

    Poor Keane you really believe the crap you just wrote do you? Well just adressing her “realtionship” with her brother – uh why the hell would she kiss him on the lips at an award show if she wanted to keep that private? Sounds more like a provocative publicity stunt for me.
    And the stuff about the White House? Uh I have no idea what makes you think that every rumor comes from her “fax machine”. What would be the purpose of such insane stories? They do nothing but increase sales of tabs and draw more viewers to obscure sites such as this one.

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  91. Tamara said on June 6th, 2010 at 4:03 pm

    @colour:
    AJ lets out bad press to deflect from something way worse – keep that in mind. So when she let out about the cutting as a teenager, it was to deflect away from the fact that she was sleeping with her mothers boyfriend (at 14 years of age no less!) If she kisses her brother on the mouth in front of the whole world than they would believe there couldn’t possibly be anything incestual going on, right – don’t think for a minute that she doesn’t know exactly what to say to keep the harshest realities hidden – she would rather admit to S&M than to have the world know shes a filthy POO lover – see what I mean? No, I don’t suppose you do.

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  92. Tamara said on June 6th, 2010 at 4:04 pm

    Oops sorry Keane – you said almost the same thing, but I didn’t read your post first! lol Could have saved myself about 30 seconds hahaha But then again, you said it so much better than I as usual!

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  93. Patty anne said on June 6th, 2010 at 4:25 pm

    Tam and Keane, I read an article today saying that Brad and Angie have a Sex Room in their Ca. home (confirms what one of the blinds here said). Leather walls, boxes of sex toys, etc. And to think these two want to pass themselve off as great lovers. LOL. I’ve found that when people go to extremes, it’s usually to disguise an inadequacy issues. Thanks to Juliette Lewis we all know Brad has a penis the size of , “two grains of rice tied together” (lol) , loved her quote on that! Jolie has admitted frequently to a need for being overpowered to enjoy sexual activity, so that must be really difficult for Brad. She loves it rough, and he isn’t “equipped”. With such denial in their personal lives, it’s no wonder they attract the LOONatics as fans.@Tamara:

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  94. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on June 6th, 2010 at 4:58 pm

    @colour:

    LOL – poor me? Mia – have you taken a look in the mirror lately?! Good lord, it has always been my theory that the most arrogant people in the world are also the most stupid and you absolutely prove my theory. What makes me think that every one of those stories comes from the mouthpiece of Angelina is the years I have worked in the television industry and for newspapers, the celebrities I have met and worked with through that experience, friends and colleagues who are best mates with A-list celebs like Gwyneth, Madonna, Laurence Fishburne, Keanu Reeves, Hugh Grant etc etc, friends (and flatmates in fact) who did PR for the likes of Alexander McQueen before he so tragically died and in the record industry, friends who are in very successful bands in the UK and so on and so on and a knowledge through first-hand experience of the legal guidelines which determine whether or not stories about people (celebs and non-celebs) can be published or broadcast. (As an aside it also helps to have some intelligence, a world class education and a finely honed ability to analyse language by the way). I know these stories come from camp AJ for the very reason that if they didn’t, they would have to have cast-iron proof that they were true, they would have had to have contacted her people to corroborate the story and make them aware that they were about to publish it, and then would have to deal with the inevitable legal threats which are issued as a matter of course by all mega-wealthy celebs. Plus the other problem is that these stories which are coming out by the dozen on a weekly basis all come from a “source” within their circle of acquaintance/household who will all have been tied down by a cast-iron confidentiality agreement. If people were breaking their agreement numerous times on a weekly basis there would have been hundreds of Brangelina lawsuits by now, but there in fact haven’t been, not one single one. And before you come up with yet another spurious argument, yes occasionally people do take the risk of breaking their agreement, but it is usually very rare. And if they do, there is plenty of time for the celeb’s lawyers to step in and either shut them up with legal threats or use some of that celebrity’s millions to pay them to keep their mouth shut.

    And by the way – the numerous kisses and embraces with her brother – that was before she became the media-savvy robot that she is. She thought that she could get away with it, and that people would think she was sexy and cool, and was a bit taken aback when people were actually horrified by it and she was about to be black-listed by every major studio in HW. So she did the exact same thing which has carried her all the way to where she is now and went straight back into that closet and started playing the game in truly masterful style. Most people don’t have time to read into these things that deeply so will just accept that things are as they seem to be on the surface provided you ram that message home enough. So she rammed the BBT story home as if there was no tomorrow with public snogging on red carpets, tales of how unbelievably whacky and “not normal” they were, and sexy photo shoots which involved her getting her tits out and tonguing him for the camera lile the down home slut she is. Still we all forgot about that scary incest story that was all over the news after that didn’t we?

    Need any more explanation of life Mia, please do not hesitate to ask. You are the ultimate fall guy!

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  95. Boot Goot said on June 6th, 2010 at 8:14 pm

    My goodness! The paranoids are having a full-flag parade. Pretty funny, if it weren’t so scary. I’m reading along, and I see Ian’s thinly veiled BS “lure” thrown out -made up, I’m sure- in an attempt to troll you fanatics into a hot mess. He can (AND DOES) say any effing thing he wants, as long as he (the coward) doesn’t name anyone. So, he comes up with the story that SOMEONE is growing SOMETHING on their property SOMEWHERE. And you desperate damn fools jump on it. Amazing! And here’s the thing I keep trying to get through your pedantic, thick skulls… You NOW believe this is a factual report, even though he hasn’t really said shiz! Comparing Angelina Jolie to Adolph Hitler is like comparing Kevin Costner to
    Atilla the Hun. Sadly for the lot of you pathetic reactionaries, you are too dense too comprehend how sick you are. Ian is a known liar, and yet, you pick and choose, naming him as such when it suits you, then buying into it hook, line, and sinker when it concerns AJ. And you never learn from your obvious humiliations. Do you remember when you were all ready to lynch Sandra Bullok for the sex tape the liar said she made with Jesse? Oh, yeah! Now I remember, there was a lot of talk about her being a nazi because her mother was German. Yeah. Fits right with the rest of thi horse dukey.

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  96. Tinkuy said on June 6th, 2010 at 10:15 pm

    gee whiz, can’t you all get it through your thick skulls that it takes someone who has “some intelligence, a world class education and a finely honed ability to analyse language by the way” (and is infallible to boot) to determine that I am James Haven?!?!

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  97. colour said on June 7th, 2010 at 12:56 am

    @Tinkuy:

    I was just going to point that out! Ha ha – all that world class education couldn`t stop Keane`s paranoia from coming out! Hey but Patty Anne isn`t any better – she thinks that I am James Haven!

    By the way Keane could it be you mix the British press laws with the US ones which are far less strict and make it way harder to win a defamation lawsuit? There is a reason why tabloids are usually sued in the UK and NOT in the States! Shouldn`t you know that considering how brilliant you believe yourself to be?

    By the way it is more then arrogant to think one can judge every actor out there just because one knows 3! They are people too after all which means each one of them is an indivual and therefore different from the ones you know.

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  98. alif said on June 7th, 2010 at 3:07 am

    @P:
    They all cause problems in varying degrees to diff. individuals. There are those who can drink, medicate themselves and use pot responsibly. But all are mood-changers. And of the many people I’ve known who partake, I have noted that our judgement is impaired in varying degrees.

    I just came in from chatting with a man and a woman, and we discussed this very thing. They asked if I ever smoked pot, and I said I have a terrible intolerance to it. They related stories of how, in certain instances, they started out with no problems; then, before they knew it, they said, it accelerated to a stronger drug use. (They’ve since quit comletely.) I replied that if I could have tolerated pot, I might have tried it . But am thankful that I can’t!
    As I posted previously, all creatures will go for that buzz. And I do have one: coffee.

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  99. I'm on the bidet said on June 7th, 2010 at 10:51 am

    @alif:
    Mmm, coffee! Like it, but had to cut down – got to the point I was drinking so much coffee that as soon as I had a sip, my tummy would make a boiling noise of dissatisfaction. Now, its just one small cup in the morning, another in the afternoon. Saves me money too – was spending $4-5 each visit to Starbucks!

    Wonder if BP will go the Woody Harrelson route and start advocating hemp products, maybe something like Chateau Miraval Organic Hemp Diapers?

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  100. alif said on June 7th, 2010 at 2:04 pm

    @I’m on the bidet:
    I”m down to less of a cup; hopefully, I”ll quit soon.

    Never thought about the hemp. I read about it due to WH. But I don’t know what it actually is and does.
    Must google it.
    Woody Harrelson is quite an interesting fellow. He’s a free spirit, just as I am. But he’s got more talent in his little finger than I have in my whole body!

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  101. alif said on June 7th, 2010 at 2:17 pm

    @Patty anne:
    Hi Patty Anne!
    I know that you didn’t call Angelina Jolie, Hitler. I know you compared what she does to what Hitler did. And you are one hundred percent, right!
    Obama has been labeled and compared to Hitler by the neo-cons. In fact, the neo-cons are compared to those rabid followers of Hitler. And I totally agree with the latter! And that’s what I see in Angeloons, as well!

    When one is labeled “Christ-like”; one is not called the Christ. One doesn’t say this person is a member of the Holy Trinity! One doesn’t say this “Christ-like” person has risen from the dead! And on and on!
    Instead, the person is considered to having traits similar to the Christ; but is not the Christ, himself!

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  102. Tamara said on June 7th, 2010 at 2:30 pm

    @alif:
    Ahhh that’s a good analogy – Christ-Like – not Christ himself – very succinct.

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  103. alif said on June 7th, 2010 at 2:32 pm

    It’s past Monday morning, but maybe this will help brighten someone’s day:

    http:www.flowgo.com/category/10777_office-jokes/

    http:www.guy-sports.com/humor/jokes/index_mon.htm

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  104. alif said on June 7th, 2010 at 2:44 pm

    @Tamara:
    Thank you!

    The above web sites are supposed to be in red. How does that work one time, but not another? Oh well, it only takes a short while to type it.

    Later, then!

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  105. I'm on the bidet said on June 7th, 2010 at 2:49 pm

    @alif:
    Alif you forgot the // after http:, so it didn’t recognize those links as URLs:

    http://www.flowgo.com/category/10777_office-jokes/

    http://www.guy-sports.com/humor/jokes/index_mon.htm

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  106. Tamara said on June 7th, 2010 at 3:00 pm

    @alif:
    Oh, hmmm…it looks like you need to type it like this: http://www.flowgo.com/category/10777_office-jokes/ without the http. IDK lets see if it works for me

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  107. Tamara said on June 7th, 2010 at 3:01 pm

    LOL I didn’t type the http:// it just added it for me lol But I think if you DO you need to add the two forward slashes before the www

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  108. Patty anne said on June 7th, 2010 at 3:07 pm

    Thank you alif, you understood my post exactly. :-) @alif:

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  109. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on June 7th, 2010 at 3:28 pm

    @Boot Goot:

    Ian didn’t write this story sunshine – sorry to burst your bubble!

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  110. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on June 7th, 2010 at 3:29 pm

    @Tinkuy:

    Gee whizz? Golly gosh!!!!

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  111. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on June 7th, 2010 at 3:34 pm

    @colour:

    Sweetheart – erm no babe, these stories are published both in the UK and the US – so I’m not exaclty sure what your point is?

    And, uh, I do know more than three actors as a matter of fact – how many do you know again?

    Oh and paranoia is a rather bizarre argument from you and old Jimmy boy here – can’t quite figure out how that works? Perhaps you and your world class education (as I’m sure you are equipped with) would be able to explain that to those of us who are less fortunate? Lol

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  112. Tinkuy said on June 7th, 2010 at 3:36 pm

    @Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
    It’s too logorrheic to have been penned by Ian — my world class education and finely honed ability to analyze language tell me so.

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  113. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on June 7th, 2010 at 4:05 pm

    @Tinkuy:

    You bloody wish James!!!! You and Angie still working on that high school graduation certificate right now? I know, CHALLENGING isn’t it! (But don’t be disheartened my friend, if you and Angie put your heads together (not in THAT way – we don’t want any more of that now do we!) I’m sure you could get one between you before you both pop your clogs!) So, Inspector Clouseau, seeing as you are so intelligent and all and such a master of the mysteries of language, tell me: who did write it?

    P.S. It’s “tells me”, not “tell me”. (You’re welcome!).

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  114. Tinkuy said on June 7th, 2010 at 4:24 pm

    @Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
    There are 2 subjects to the sentence, separated by the word “and”, thus the verb “tell” should be in the plural rather than the singular.

    My keen sense of perception suggests a candidate for the valued IUC contributor who suffers from logorrhea.

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  115. Tinkuy said on June 7th, 2010 at 4:26 pm

    blat, blat, pfftt = the sound of Keane tooting her own horn

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  116. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on June 7th, 2010 at 4:45 pm

    @Tinkuy:

    Computer says NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lol

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  117. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on June 7th, 2010 at 4:48 pm

    That was genius!!!!! Got any more where that came from? You could be our next valued IUC contributor given the honour of having their own story posted! Go on James, it would be good to fill up all those blank years on your CV wouldn’t it? (You’re welcome – again!).

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  118. Tamara said on June 7th, 2010 at 5:29 pm

    @Tinkuy:
    Oh for Eff’s sake – get a grip already – that is just childish – even for you! Come on, tell me how the use of hyphens in that run-off sentence is totally unacceptable. Maybe next time……..I’ll use dots…….instead samcc

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  119. Tamara said on June 7th, 2010 at 5:30 pm

    @Patty anne:
    I thought so too PA – he was able to put it into such a neat little package

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  120. Tamara said on June 7th, 2010 at 5:39 pm

    @Tinkuy:
    BTW – since you are here so often you may as well change your mailing address, it appears to me that you don’t have anything better to do. So my suggestion is that you put your time to something more productive and help Angie shop for some appropriate beachware – the FREAK wears all black to a beach party – now I know she’s trying to be all moody and European but being a born and raised California girl she isn’t fooling anyone and she really ought to know better.

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  121. Tinkuy said on June 7th, 2010 at 5:54 pm

    What is the evidence that I, or colour, am James Haven or in any way linked to Angelina Jolie? Please elucidate. My suggestion to you is that you (and Keane) prove your claims.

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  122. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on June 7th, 2010 at 6:17 pm

    @Tinkuy:

    James are you dressing up in a frock (not untypical), donning one of Angelina’s wigs and pretending to approach the bench (your mantlepiece) while saying that? Because that sure as hell sounds like one high school play version of a lawyer to me! (By the way, seriously, is this really your only job? What else are you supposed to do for a living again? Tell me, does it all involve an element of dress-up/ let’s pretend? I can just see you and Angelina playing doctors and nurses and making cassette tapes of your own pretend radio shows now. Tell me I’m wrong!

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  123. Tinkuy said on June 7th, 2010 at 6:17 pm

    @Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
    What is your proof that I am James Haven? C’mon, share.

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  124. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on June 7th, 2010 at 6:33 pm

    @Tinkuy:

    Seriously James when you’re resorting to the old “prove it” defence, you really know you’re in trouble. You may as well stick out your hands and say “cuff my officer it is a fair cop”. Will you never learn? Angelina needs to get you on litter picking detail because this defending her highness (and pay chequeness) against the random blog-readers of the world is just not working out for you – you need to find something more appropriate to your talents! (That’s a euphemism for “total fail” by the way!).

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  125. Tinkuy said on June 7th, 2010 at 6:56 pm

    @Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
    Keane: Your answer indicates that you can’t prove that I am James Haven or connected in any way to Angelina Jolie. Is everyone supposed to believe you just because you, KCQS, say so? If you repeat it enough times, does that make it true? It’s fun to get on this site & provoke you. You fall for it every time. So, carry on.

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  126. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on June 7th, 2010 at 7:19 pm

    @Tinkuy:

    James – the fact that you are even debating it with me is utterly damning evidence in itself. You need to learn to play it cool boy, real cool….! Lol

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  127. Tinkuy said on June 7th, 2010 at 7:41 pm

    @Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
    Keane: I would hope that in your professional life you are more competent and persuasive than you have demonstrated yourself to be on this gossip blog. Bisous.

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  128. Tamara said on June 7th, 2010 at 8:08 pm

    @Tinkuy:
    How about this – why don’t YOU prove that you are NOT him? That sounds like a good plan to me.

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  129. Tamara said on June 7th, 2010 at 8:35 pm

    @Tinkuy:
    Bisous?? So you’re blowing kisses in French? LMAO

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  130. keane cyber queen supreme said on June 8th, 2010 at 6:35 am

    @ Tinkuy – well, at least I have a professional life my friend – your professional life is this! Good for you! LMAO

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  131. keane cyber queen supreme said on June 8th, 2010 at 6:43 am

    @ Tinkuy – by the way are you killing some hours when there’s no more “weeding” to do around the chateau miraval by trying to teach yourself French? Aw bless, je t’aime mon ami xx

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  132. Tinkuy said on June 8th, 2010 at 7:41 am

    @keane cyber queen supreme:
    You must not have much of a life outside of work since you’re on this site every day like clockwork.

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  133. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on June 8th, 2010 at 9:50 am

    @Tinkuy:

    Yeah no – I’m totally friendless, anti-social and live like a hermit in my french chateau smoking weed and drinking wine and waiting for angie to come home and notice me…. oh oops sorry I was confusing myself with you, my mistake! Tell me who you and Angie’s friends are again: Geyer Kosinski (scary, Hitler-esque mastermind of Angie’s AKA your career); Holly Goline (employees and f*ck buddies don’t count); Jonny Lee Miller (ditto); Marianne Pearl (posing for one publicity photo does not a friendship make my friend!) and uh, um, Quentin Tarantino perhaps? (Yeah that awkward bear hug Angelina gave him at the awards do she was not scheduled to show up at made them look like best pals!). Or maybe we could go with Muhammad Ali, who frankly did not seem to have a clue who she was before she launched herself at him in that maniacal, desperate way while his wife tried to fend her off? Oh, hang on wait, I’ve got it…..how about Clint and Dina Eastwood…now they seem like a couple who are VERY keen on Angie, am I right? I’m amazed Ian hasn’t picked up on this before in fact seeing as it was all pretty blatant. So tell me James, which one of these individuals is really Angelina’s friend? (Hint: for them to qualify they have to not be a) f*cking her or b) employed by her….). Tricky isn’t it? I humbly await your response. (P.S. For the reasons previously stated, Wyclef Jean does not count either – ahem!).

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  134. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on June 8th, 2010 at 10:17 am

    @Tinkuy:

    By the way you literally do sit on 24 hour watch and wait for me to post don’t you? Do you sleep when I sleep too? You make me feel so loved!

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  135. Tinkuy said on June 8th, 2010 at 11:47 am

    As fun as it is to bait Keane, her rants become tiresome after a while.

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  136. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on June 8th, 2010 at 12:22 pm

    @Tinkuy:

    Ha ha ha ha ha – is that your attempt to “play it cool boy, real cool”? Bloody hilarious!!!! Keep it up!

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  137. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on June 8th, 2010 at 12:24 pm

    @Tinkuy:

    By the way, I take it you couldn’t think of anyone then? You and Angie sure do live in your own lonely world don’t you?

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  138. Tinkuy said on June 8th, 2010 at 1:50 pm

    Calm down, Keane, your desperation is showing.

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  139. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on June 8th, 2010 at 2:09 pm

    @Tinkuy:

    Oh now James, that is a bit like the pot calling the kettle black don’t you think? For someone who would like to think they’re so damn cool, your 24 hour watch and response to any post I make sounds a wee bit desperate to me? And why pray tell would I be desperate may I ask? It is not my career/income/empire that is on the line now is it James? I am just enjoying watching it all crumble. It couldn’t really happen to a nicer sibling pair. Just caught your latest attempt to protect Angie’s ass by the way in Grazia. “Poor Angelina” is really worried about all her dirty secrets coming to light in Morton’s book is she because she will be worried what Brad will think of her? And she negotiated Ian’s book without a “hiccup” did she? Dream on, babe, you two are building castles in the air. Time for you two to stop playing dress-up and get back to reality my friend, Angelina is past her sell-by-date and her “films” are about to bomb. Better hope that child factory starts to turn a profit hey?

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  140. Isee said on June 9th, 2010 at 2:05 am

    @Tinkuy:
    Hey Tinkuy, good work! Isn’t it fun to stir up Keane! She also thought I was James Haven LOL…there must be alot of JH impersonators out there! I told her I am a female living in Australia but she claimed I am a keyboard monkey and just making that up (because she would know more than I do about where I live and who I am, with her being so smart and all).

    I’d be more impressed if she were nice to people who don’t agree with her. I’d like her more if she didn’t use a condescending tone to reply to those who may not agree with her. Keane, why are you so defensive and rude? What has happened in your life to make you like this, you seem so bitter? Did your mama or daddy not love you enough, were you bullied at school, did you get your heart broken real bad?

    Tinkuy, you are right about the paranoia – does she actually believe that James Haven sits at a computer blogging on this site to protect Angie??? Yeh, whatever. Like if I had a ‘close’ sister with $20m (or whatver) in the bank I would just sit at a computer all day (on a 24 hour watch as she claims) defending Angie from Keane? I don’t think so…I’d be partying everyday, living life to the full, travelling, eating good food etc etc, not trawling the net to see what things people might be saying.

    Keane, ’sweetie darling’, you need to relax and loosen up. Have some fun and happiness in your life and most of all GET OVER YOURSELF!!!

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  141. alif said on June 9th, 2010 at 4:22 am

    @I’m on the bidet:
    Thanks, and also to Tamara. I must have been in a hurry, because it was Monday.
    You know: the ying and the yang. For every Friday, there’s gotta be a Monday. Ha!

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  142. jan/sa said on June 9th, 2010 at 2:37 pm

    really people you are pathetic and as for grammar and shit get a grip this is a bloody blog not a grade 12 comphrehension class or a essay class this is a schinner blog and a blog to let people know what we think and feel about the brand. as as for these two morons let me tell you what i think of your baiting of others with a different opinion than you of your idols. gaan kak in die bos and fock weg na perez of een van daai mal joliee/tit veradafgoddin plekke. en my taal en spel is lekker op gefock. totsiens kleur en tinkuys. tot weersiens.

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  143. alif said on June 9th, 2010 at 3:11 pm

    @jan/sa:
    Yes, we know that Keane Cyber Queen Supreme has been baited for quite a while. And the manipulators know exactly how to do it.
    But as long as we know it, and stay focused on why we are anti-Brangelina, we will be okay.

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  144. Patty anne said on June 9th, 2010 at 3:45 pm

    So true alif and jan. In their own way, those who come here just to bait Keane Cyber Queen Supreme are elevating her to the status of celebrity . She has her own fan base and hecklers. I find it facinating that some frequent IUC only to attack the woman, they must be strange creatures. I consider Keane to be a dear friend, a highly intelligent and well educated woman, a lovely human being, beautiful and sexy as hell. If her bashers would see her they would beat their breasts in anguish and disappointment. That knowledge is her vindication against empty words. LOL@alif:

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  145. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on June 9th, 2010 at 6:12 pm

    @Isee:

    James, resurrecting old usernames does not an argument win my friend! LMAO Ok, so because you said you are “female and living in Australia” you obviously can’t be James masquerading as another ineffectual and pointless internet defender of Angelina’s honour huh? Yeah, right! You know what I love about you James? You are just so blimming thick, you are so easy to out-smart. I was watching a clip of Angelina promoting that flop Taking Lives the other night with Charlie Rose (now we know all about her and Ethan it made the whole thing pretty interesting!) and was quite simply astounded by how basic she sounded. I can honestly say I have never heard one intelligent comment come out of her mouth. But you my friend, you are even worse. You two are both so dense, you are too thick to understand how completely out of your league intelligence-wise a lot of people are. I mean, Angelina, having pretensions to the White House?! Is she insane?!!! Hillary Clinton and Obama would eat her alive, ALIVE. She couldn’t even talk the same language as they talk, let alone add anything to the conversation. The woman is bonkers. She spews grade school political comment scripted for her by Trevor or Geyer and to anyone with half a brain and a reasonable education her utter stupidity screams itself from the rooftops. You don’t have to be bright to star in dumb action flicks, you do to talk about politics. Let’s face it, if Angelina was even remotely intelligent she would make a reasonable actress. Fact is she is hopeless at playing anything other than herself as she just doesn’t have the mental capacity to imagine herself into the mind and situation of another person. (Please also see Beyonce for this, similarily hopeless).

    And yeah babe, the fact that you are a bit thick is more than evident in your latest, weak-as-hell argument! You aren’t even using the word “paranoia” in the right context. If I were “paranoid” I would believe that everyone is out to get me, that is what the word means. What I in fact believe is that you, James Haven, do not have a real job and that your actual job is protecting Angie’s ass and mopping up her messes, in much the same way that Christopher Ciccone did for Madonna. Tell me James, what other job do you have? You quite clearly could not get anything that pays as well as being Angie’s bitch and which gives you enough time to essentially f*ck about and pursue your “other activities”. In short James, you are lazy, because daddy was a movie star and you did not need to try that hard. I see it in people like you all the time, there is just no fight, no drive to push yourself out of your ordinary background and take on the world. And you know what James, that is the one reason I am grateful to have come from a totally unassuming and poor background. I have been fighting my way out of it since I was a young child and that ruthless determination has taken me to exactly where I want to be in life. So although I probably envied people like you James when I was at college – and yeah I did have friends who had parents who were as famous as yours, if not more so – I do not envy them now. I got to where I am entirely on my own steam and in spite of the worst obstacles in life and even my own grandfather used to say how much he respected me for it. So yeah I think you’re James Haven because I really don’t think you have the motivation or talent to do much else with your life than this. Let’s face it, Angelina can barely make it out of the bedroom and on to the set these days hey? At least she’s had something of a career though James, hokey and dumb as it is. What can you say you’ve achieved? So yeah, I think we all know that the person I am talking to right now is you as you have nothing better to do. And you just aren’t clever enough to disguise it my friend. Chin up!

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  146. Isee said on June 9th, 2010 at 9:21 pm

    @Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
    <> I am not James Haven!

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  147. Isee said on June 9th, 2010 at 9:24 pm

    @Patty anne:
    Patty anne, you claim Keane is highly intelligent etc (I assume you must know her personally), but what do you think about her claims that I am James Haven? I am a middle aged woman living in a southern suburb of Sydney Australia who happened to come across this website after Keane mentioned it on Dlisted. Please, I would love your thoughts on this. Do you also believe I am James because Keane said so?

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  148. Isee said on June 9th, 2010 at 9:28 pm

    @Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
    Keane – you call me thick and that my argument is pointless but you have agreed with me. I asked if your condescending tone and rudeness came from something that happened in your childhood and it looks like it’s true – “I have been fighting my way out of it since I was a young child and that ruthless determination has taken me to exactly where I want to be in life.”

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  149. Isee said on June 9th, 2010 at 9:30 pm

    Just so everyone knows, I am posting all this now as I really only have one chance to check the internet during the day because I work two jobs and have a busy family life.

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  150. this is lame said on June 10th, 2010 at 6:59 am

    Seriously i’ve never commented only been a lurker until now, but seriously? The poster who claims everyone is James Haven is being ridiculous! Its just too lame, and frankly makes no sense. Its like saying that the poster Kate is Jennifer Aniston. It makes Ian’s blog look bad, and really hurts the credibility of the published journalist. You all claim to be here to support Ian, so stop making the blog the donkey of the internet. JMO

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  151. keane cyber queen supreme said on June 10th, 2010 at 7:35 am

    @ lsee – I love the factual details James “I am a middle-aged woman living in a southern suburb of Sydney” – that’s the clincher! Honestly you are as bad as Angie and her bad French speaking “I am just a nobody who uses the global village of the internet as her favourite playground” – LMAO. That’s what I love about you both to be honest, you’re both so incredibly thick yet you’re so unaware of it you’re more than willing to write really dumb-sounding things which make you sound exactly like the pretentious, clueless high school drop-outs you are. Especially your last comment James, that was absolutely flipping hilarious: “I am just making this post to let everyone know I am posting now as I actually have two jobs and a very busy life, therefore in no way could I possibly be professional lay-about and wine drinker James Haven” – LMAO. And no dear, I didn’t say I had a bad childhood in any way, quite the opposite in fact, I had the most amazing childhood of possibly anyone on this earth, it was utterly magical. What I said was that I come from a family who had no money and we had no luxuries, holidays etc and everything I’ve ever had in life I have worked my butt off for. Doesn’t mean to say my life wasn’t incredibly rich in other ways though. Life isn’t all about money James – a lesson you and Angie could do with learning some day.

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  152. this is lame said on June 10th, 2010 at 10:02 am

    @Patty anne:
    so you have met keane in person, or are basing your assumptions on what an anonymous internet poster is telling you? So if i tell you i’m princess diana’s secret love child, and live on a magical island, it must be true?

    I’m sorry that Ian has to put up with such crazy posters on here, his important work is being mocked and its because of the lunatic postings on here. As much as i love ian i can guarantee james haven,and angelina jolie have no idea about this site, aren’t communicating directly with you Keane,and surely never hacked your email account. Do you know how crazy that sounds?

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  153. Tamara said on June 10th, 2010 at 10:14 am

    @Patty anne:
    I have to echo PA’s sentiments about Keane – all you haters would be devastated if you were to see the lovely, sophisticated, educated, drop dead gorgeous, shoe freak (ha! had to get that one in there Keane ha) intelligent, sexy as hell dancing queen, popular (with a ton of friends!!!) fashionista that is our Keane – so if you’re thinking Fiona in Shrek you have got it so so so wrong!!! She isn’t any of the things you accuse her of being which is why we defend her so staunchly!! I too call her a friend in “real” life and I know what Patty and I are saying is the absoulute truth!! Can any of you say the same?? If you spent as much time trying to be her friend as you spend trying to tear her apart your time would be much better spent – guaranteed!! Muah! Love you Keane xoxoxo

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  154. this is lame said on June 10th, 2010 at 10:22 am

    @Tamara:
    i think it would hard to get to know the “wonderful” side of her,when all most posters see on her is the aggressive,crazy side No offense. I’m sure in the real world where you hang out with her in person she is a lovely girl.

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  155. Boot Goot said on June 10th, 2010 at 12:10 pm

    I don’t care if “she” is all you say, and more ( in YOUR mind). “She’s” a blithering, raving, prejudiced, hot-headed, bore. And, believe me, there is some major malfunction going on, where AJ is concerned.

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  156. Tinkuy said on June 10th, 2010 at 12:43 pm

    It’s always amusing when this site turns into the Keane fan club replete with fawning adulation. You’d think she was a n A-list celebrity.

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  157. Patty anne said on June 10th, 2010 at 2:11 pm

    Soon she will be. :-) @Tinkuy:

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  158. Tinkuy said on June 10th, 2010 at 4:14 pm

    calling all Keaneloonies …

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  159. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on June 10th, 2010 at 6:22 pm

    Hurts doesn’t it? Lol

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  160. Patty anne said on June 10th, 2010 at 6:28 pm

    LOL, well at least we now know you have a sense of humor.@Tinkuy:

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  161. Boot Goot said on June 10th, 2010 at 8:20 pm

    Great news, everyone!! Angelina Jolie just got a multi-million dollar job playing Cleopatra in the new movie version. Ugh, Keane, now we know what SHE will be doing for the next six months. What will YOU be doing? Oh yeah. I forgot. You’ll be sitting in front of your computer, on some obscure blog, trying to be relevant to a bunch of sickos! Sounds bloody inviting.

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  162. Isee said on June 11th, 2010 at 2:07 am

    @Boot Goot:
    Patty anne and Tamara…do you think I am James Haven because Keane says so? One simple question I would appreciate an answer to, then I shall leave you all alone. Thank you.

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  163. Tinkuy said on June 11th, 2010 at 2:39 am

    @Isee:
    3 guesses what the answer will be. Already experienced the same with those Keaneloonies — charter members of the Cult of Keane. But, wait, maybe you, I, colour, Boot Goot & everyone else who “disses” Keane are one & the same person! It’s only logical, right?

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  164. jan/sa said on June 11th, 2010 at 4:35 am

    cleopatra recycled and made into a cartoon with abad trashy actress as well as a veeeeeery bad accent what more do you need for a classic cartoon. if they where serious they would have czj and gerarld butler in these parts not a homeless looking dirty man and a skinny actress that they will have to photoshop to hell and back. i think even hally berry and collin would be better choices than these two, but then peewee does like to run around in dresses and he can let teeny weeny (sardine) willy run free and he and the ho can go underwear free although i think she will need a wonderbra to keep those drooping pears in place. who wants to watch these boring people anymore well lets first see how salt does and the depp movie as depp is only really loved in excentric roles as public enemy did flop so his name does not always pull in tickets. jmo

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  165. keane cyber queen supreme said on June 11th, 2010 at 8:06 am

    @ Boot Goot – seeing as you were so kind as to ask after my plans for the next 6 months I will be so kind as to answer. I will be making a documentary for one of the most respected documentary strands on British television on one of the most insane and tragic events to happen in recent UK history. Hope Angelina enjoys putting on a wig and counting her millions. All the best!

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  166. Tamara said on June 11th, 2010 at 10:48 am

    @Isee:
    What are you on about? I never said that and furthermore I’ve never even seen your name on here til a couple days ago!

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  167. physician assistant said on June 11th, 2010 at 11:34 am

    @Tamara:
    lsee = Tinkuy = Jim H.

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  168. physician assistant said on June 11th, 2010 at 11:37 am

    Interesting exchange, given its in the Awful Truth at Eonline:

    Dear Ted:
    Lotta chatter about Jen Aniston these days regarding nothing much really. I must say though, she actually has surpassed Angelina in the looks department—despite the fact that A.J. is a born goddess and Jen is just cute. This is saying a lot about Angelina and her habits. Jen is five years older and smokes, but it’s Angelina who looks haggard and beat! Her skin is sagging, her hair is falling out and she’s skeletal and hunched over. Don’t think it’s about dealing with six kids (and six nannies.) Thoughts?
    —S

    Dear Glam Squad:
    Simple, S: While Jen is living the carefree life with it’s tanning time, margaritas and manipedi afternoon trips, Ange is stressing hard-core about everything in her former paradise not being absolutely perfect. And that’s not easy on a gal or her sometimes-gorgeous looks.

    Read more: http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b184915_bitch-back_whorsquos_taking_mileys_crown.html#ixzz0qYjZh0hh

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  169. Tamara said on June 11th, 2010 at 12:37 pm

    @Tinkuy:
    LOL – Look, you may think that hurt our feelings but let me assure you I would rather be a Keaneloonie any day of the week than a member of the Holie House of Horror such as yourself!! You cannot hurt us – we are totally invincible to you so either give up or keep trying – it matters not to any of us!! Guaranteed.

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  170. Boot Goot said on June 11th, 2010 at 12:50 pm

    Dear PA, yep. I agree with you. Jen has pulled out in front, looks-wise. And–to quote Bruce Willis– “it doesn’t matter how good looking the girl is, after a while, you get tired of effing her”. Wonder how Brad feels, now, what with AJ being worn out, exhausted, overworked, frazzled, overextended. This is not the stuff of romance. Meanwhile, Jen is fresh as a daisy. Could be karma.

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  171. alif said on June 11th, 2010 at 5:08 pm

    Just wondering what the real Cleopatra looked like. What I saw some time back in one doc, or other, was not Elizabeth Taylor! And she certainly didn’t seem to have “trout” lips!
    Also, wasn’t she darker than ET in skin color? Just asking! (Love ET, by the way!)
    Yes, Halle Berry, or some other African-American would be a much better choice, imo!

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  172. Patty anne said on June 11th, 2010 at 5:29 pm

    I happened upon this description of the real Cleopatry and now I must admit, Jolie does indeed qualify for the role. ““Was Cleopatra Beautiful?” in the British Museum’s publication “Cleopatra of Egypt: From History to Myth.” This is significant because coins have provided excellent records of the faces of many monarchs. In one set of coins Cleopatra and Mark Antony look very similar. In another set, she has “an enormous neck and the features of a bird of prey.” Also as she was of dark skin. Considering how Jolie butchers the roles of AMH and Changeling, I think she’s finally found one suited to her. Often she poses like a bird of prey, and although she has gills her neck does look wider when they show up in photos. Yep, that’s she. No wonder she rolled herself up in a rug!@alif:

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  173. Boot Goot said on June 11th, 2010 at 7:56 pm

    Patty anne: Damn, your hatred has begun to manifest itself physically! Evidently you’re going blind. Maybe you should get your fantastically brilliant, all-encompassingly-capable, and so-well employed KEANE to take a look.

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  174. keane cyber queen supreme said on June 11th, 2010 at 8:16 pm

    @ Boot Goot – hurt again didn’t it?! When in doubt use Jen for some feeble deflection – that’ what I say!

    By the way I am staying in the coolest hotel ever – it’s Elizabethan – beams, HUGE fireplaces and tiny windows to fire arrows from everywhere – bloody LOVE IT!!!

    P.S. James – you have my deepest sympathies!

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  175. Patty anne said on June 11th, 2010 at 8:34 pm

    LOL, once again I must thank you for the laugh of the day. Wink!!@Boot Goot:

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  176. Patty anne said on June 11th, 2010 at 8:38 pm

    Me too alif. So many times we read the required books in school and simply accept as fact the descriptions give us. I love to do online research, comes from my background working for the federal government as G& Clerk ages ago. Anyway, nearly all one could want to know can be found on the Internet by doing a thorough search. I also enjoy doing searches in American History. I wonder how much we were fed in class is actually based in truth? It’s good to have an enquiring mind I think, sure beats letting the gray matter rot while you post silly inuendos against a total stranger. Wink!!@alif:

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  177. Patty anne said on June 11th, 2010 at 8:41 pm

    Photos g/f, photos! I love the Elizabethian architecture. My grandpap built his home in the States to model after his birth home in the UK and I fell in love with that design immediately!@keane cyber queen supreme:

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  178. Tamara said on June 11th, 2010 at 9:07 pm

    @alif:
    Well, you know, since Egypt during the time of Cleopatra was part of the African continent it is believed that she would look more African with very dark almost black skin- so the lips would probably work but – she also had a very large nose, no chin and huge protruding eyes – her nose was quite long and hooked with huge nostrils – she wore her hair in a tight plait against her head resulting in a large bun at the base of her neck. She kept her chin very close to her chest and looked out the top of her eyes – she was by all standards quite homely, BUT she was highly educated – she spoke 13 languages and was a brilliant politician. I believe that the powerful men who “loved” her were more in love with her strategical mind than her lovely face! hahaha There is only one true depiction of Cleopatra – that of a profile on a household coin – coins were not used for purchase back then – they still used the barter system, the coins were used by her household staff as ID. The few coins in existence of Caesar show that he was no beauty either – in fact Billy Goat looks almost exactly like him now with the straggly beard and the wild eyes!! Funneeeee. lol

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  179. Tamara said on June 11th, 2010 at 9:11 pm

    @keane cyber queen supreme:
    Oh me too Keane – but then anything would have been better than the Tudor architecture which I detest!!

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  180. Tamara said on June 11th, 2010 at 9:12 pm

    @Patty anne:
    Patty they were the first to design the house around a huge central hall with wings flanking each side – love it!!

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  181. I'm on the bidet said on June 12th, 2010 at 1:38 am

    Brad Pitt’s Psychic Speaks –
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/06/10/brad-pitts-psychic-speaks_n_607422.html

    “When super dad Brad Pitt has tough decisions to make, he turns to a surprising source–his psychic!”

    Here’s a prognostication for you Brad . . . I’ve looked deep into the mystical swirling waters of the bidet, and I predict you will feel like a dumbass for consulting psychics about important decisions.

    -IOTB

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  182. alif said on June 12th, 2010 at 2:07 am

    @Patty anne:
    Very astute! Whether the public will also be willing to part with their hard-earned bucks to watch this will
    be interesting!
    I know my money will be safely with me!

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  183. alif said on June 12th, 2010 at 2:14 am

    @Tamara:
    Thank you! This is certainly one to remember.

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  184. alif said on June 12th, 2010 at 2:35 am

    @Patty anne:
    One could write a book about what we were taught, and what really happened. Cover-ups are as common in politics, as it is in certain segments of society. And certainly as it been in Hollywood from the beginning.
    From what I’ve researched, some big names have been involved in murders. And not only in hollywood, but in politics. Only recently, has the media been spotlighting cases almost 24/7.

    OT: That big oil spill is a big worry among my friends. Usually, one expects a fairly quick resolution. We keep thinking, What if?

    They say ignorance is bliss! Also, knowledge is power. So the more we learn, the less we know.

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  185. keane cyber queen supreme said on June 12th, 2010 at 6:20 am

    @ Patty Anne – don’t worry girlfriend I have taken heaps! Will show you when I’m back!xx

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  186. Boot Goot said on June 12th, 2010 at 12:45 pm

    Thank you all so much for those rare glimpses into the workings of simple minds. I didn’t know there were still peope who didn’t understand architecture 101. Still, witnessing you trying to impress each other has its own value. At least you finally got off the subject of movie star’s character defects. That’s a welcome stride forward! Keep up the good work!!

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  187. Patty anne said on June 12th, 2010 at 1:51 pm

    It seems you are here more to study other posters than for the story.
    Rarely do you contribute to the thread’s content, but rather sit back and disect what other’s post. I wonder what would make a person so critical of what stranger’s say about a thread on a gossip blog, but then, I would hate to know the answer to that. It surely can’t be anything good. I would like to suggest you concern yourself about entering the discussion of the thread, and join in with others rather than try to separate yourself this way. Who knows, you might find you enjoy an honest participation of discussion rather than assigning yourself the blogs editorial staff. Just a suggestion. (Which I know you won’t accept in manner given.)@Boot Goot:

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  188. keane cyber queen supreme said on June 12th, 2010 at 3:38 pm

    @ Boot Goot – do not worry my friend, I will be sure to send you the pictures too – do not feel excluded! We’ll let you join our gang, as I assume that must be the reason you’ve lingered around these parts so long, seeing as you are so above everything that is being discussed here and all.

    Oh and James, just a quick Q: what on earth do you think this is achieving – seriously are you just bored at this point?

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  189. alif said on June 12th, 2010 at 3:58 pm

    As I’ve said before, quoting a mentor/teacher who had charges who didn’t pay attention: “You’re bored, because you’re boring!”

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  190. vittoria said on June 12th, 2010 at 6:42 pm

    I know! Naomi Campbell for the Cleopatra role. She has the dark skin and fiery temperament. As to ability, she could do at least as well as ho.

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  191. I'm on the bidet said on June 12th, 2010 at 7:14 pm

    @vittoria:
    Too late, AJ has locked it up: http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1641409/20100611/story.jhtml

    Some quotes from the above piece:
    “Jolie’s regal nature was one of the main reasons she was cast. “Angelina Jolie radiates grace and power” . . . “I think she’d be perfect for it, and I can see a possible Oscar in her future.”

    Isn’t it a little early for an Oscar campaign? Not only is the movie not been made, but the book that the movie is to be based on isn’t even published yet!

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  192. I'm on the bidet said on June 12th, 2010 at 7:18 pm

    Oh and here’s a pic of AJ radiating that grace and power and regal nature of hers . . .
    http://www.artofsmoking.com/celeb/ajolie.jpg

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  193. Patty anne said on June 12th, 2010 at 9:00 pm

    Could this news of AJ being offered the role of Cleopatra around August have anything to due with deflection starting before Andrew Morton’s tell all about Jolie comes out? Remember, we have learned she is a master manipulator….seems plausible to me.@I’m on the bidet:

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  194. Patty anne said on June 12th, 2010 at 9:01 pm

    Ah, thanks for that lovely photo of AJ, now I understand her appeal to Brad Pitt…..hic!@I’m on the bidet:

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  195. Liz E. said on June 12th, 2010 at 11:56 pm

    ” . . .since Egypt during the time of Cleopatra was part of the African continent it is believed that she would look more African with very dark almost black skin. . .”

    Cleopatra was Greek and there is no evidence that she was anything but. In recent years there have been attempts to portray her as black but those works aren’t based on accepted scholarly research. The coins she is depicted on do not represent her actual visage. They were meant to portray a strong figure and therefore made her look masculine. In any event, no one knows what she really looked like.

    Rudin has been working on trying to get a movie about Cleopatra off the ground for years now and this just sounds like typical movie gossip meant to generate interest in a future product and maybe financing. I have heard good things about the upcoming Cleopatra book that he optioned though. Cleopatra was very young when she died – maybe 24.

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  196. Liz E. said on June 13th, 2010 at 12:01 am

    Oops. I take it back. Cleo was 39 when she died.

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  197. keane cyber queen supreme said on June 13th, 2010 at 3:10 pm

    @ Liz E – what on earth was the point of all that? Like I said, someone is clearly bored! Tsk tsk

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  198. Patty anne said on June 13th, 2010 at 3:43 pm

    So are you saying that you knew her personally?@Liz E.:

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  199. Tinkuy said on June 13th, 2010 at 7:22 pm

    Liz E.: Don’t dare to express an opinion that differs from Keane & her posse of cognoscenti, much less correct or question them! You lack a world class education, and everything one needs to know is on the internet anyway. Keane et al. “own” this site and are oh-so-smarter than anyone else. Isn’t that so, ladies? ;-P

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  200. Patty anne said on June 13th, 2010 at 7:50 pm

    Ugh, you do so disappoint me Tinkuy, and here I was beliving you had a sense of humor. I do admit though it is hard to understand the meaning behind some wordage, but I would think you might once consider it to be a non-confrontational intent. Just to make it clear to you – IT WAS A JOKE! Geesh.@Tinkuy:

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  201. jan/sa said on June 13th, 2010 at 8:26 pm

    @Tamara:
    “the lips would probably work”

    why the stereotyping? So you are saying all Africans have big lips?

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  202. JamesHaven said on June 13th, 2010 at 8:27 pm

    Special hello there Dear Keane!

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  203. jan/sa said on June 13th, 2010 at 8:30 pm

    @Tamara:
    “so the lips would probably work”

    Why the stereotyping? so all Africans have big lips?

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  204. jan/sa said on June 13th, 2010 at 8:31 pm

    ooops didnt think it went thru the 1st time

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  205. jan/sa said on June 14th, 2010 at 3:27 am

    oops you moron it is not jan from sa posting about the lips so please stop using my jan/sa as it is really tacky and if you want to attack somebody do it with your own name. i have never been afraid to post what i think so please do not hide behind my name coward. and yes big lips are plenty in sa african and asian and white but they are natural and suite us not injected like jolie as she has a big bottom lip and a thin top lip and we in africa are natural and better looking with no plastic surgery needed. so fock weg jou lafaard. jmo

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  206. Tamara said on June 14th, 2010 at 9:26 am

    @jan/sa:
    LOL – I never knew you were in Africa!! That is soooo interesting. Why did the “other Jan” automatically assume that by saying big lips it was a slur? It is just a trait, and I never said it was ugly or anything of the kind, it was just an attribute – God! One can’t say anything anymore without someone coming on pointing the racist finger – it gets so tiring!!

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  207. lurkeyloo said on June 14th, 2010 at 2:06 pm

    I just saw on Dlisted where StuPITT shaved his beard off….any chance it is because Rob Lowe was CLEARLY making fun of him on Californication? I think that character idea was hysterical and only goes to show what Hollyweird REALLY thinks of Brad Pitt!!! He is a DUMBASS and every one seems to agree.

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  208. Chris from France said on June 14th, 2010 at 2:51 pm

    @lurkeyloo:
    i can’t believe i’ve missed that, wich season ?

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  209. jan/sa said on June 14th, 2010 at 3:25 pm

    tamara: yes i live in south africa and it is a beautiful and has the most friendly and laid back people. i live in cape town which is known as the most easy going city in south africa. and yes i do not believe that you had no racial slur and the person that posted under my name is a coward and i really dispise people that say things under another persons name.
    our african ladies are beautiful and their lips are natural and it suits them they have lovely skin and figures and we have whites and co;oured as well as mixed rases with big lip, we are trying hard to be one nation and do not need people that want to start racist fights to try and discredit others. no offence taken as we are all intitled to our opinions.

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  210. jan/sa said on June 14th, 2010 at 3:26 pm

    sorry meant do believe not ( do not believe) night

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  211. lurkeyloo said on June 14th, 2010 at 3:52 pm

    I think it is for the upcoming season…go to Dlisted.com and look under Brangelina. There is a side by side photo of Rob Lowe and Brad Pitt. It is absolutely gut splitting that they are clearly making a jab at Pitt!!! hahaha!!!@Chris from France:

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  212. Chris from France said on June 14th, 2010 at 4:19 pm

    @lurkeyloo:
    it actually took me a few seconds before making the difference between them, it’s illarious !

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  213. alif said on June 14th, 2010 at 4:26 pm

    Most likely the beard had to go (not AJ. btw,) because he’s been called “Billy Goat” on so many web sites. The fact that Rob Lowe looks better with it, is probably another solid reason!

    BP is trying to look macho! It’s not easy, because he has womanly/girly facial features. JMO!

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  214. alif said on June 14th, 2010 at 4:32 pm

    When at the supermarket, and before you buy it (heh, heh), check out the pics in The National Examiner, on sale now. Inside is a two-page offering of what certain stars would look like if they were made up in drag. Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are standouts!

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  215. jan/sa said on June 14th, 2010 at 6:47 pm

    I am a white South African btw.

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  216. Tinkuy said on June 14th, 2010 at 7:05 pm

    @jan/sa:
    an Afrikaaner to be precise

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  217. Patty anne said on June 14th, 2010 at 7:30 pm

    Brad’s most likely cleaning up a bit as he is set to begin filming Moneyball in July. AND, he’s probably tired of strangers in LA pointing at him and going, “Baaaaaaaaa”.@alif:

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  218. Patty anne said on June 14th, 2010 at 7:32 pm

    I watch a lot of Turner Classic movies and there was one long legged stand out from South Africa named Juliette Prowse. What a talent, and so beautiful. But color, weight, all that doesn’t matter to me. The most beautiful person on the outside can be a horror inside. Brrrrrrrr. Speaking of striking looks, I think Zahara is going to be a knock out!

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  219. jan/sa said on June 15th, 2010 at 4:15 am

    moron please reframe from using my jan/sa as i am and bilingual speaking african as we are all in south africa and that is not colour wise and my grandparents came from portugal so i am not fair skinned nor dark skinned. if you do not have the guts to post under your own name and what does colour matter it is the persons heart that counts. i is people like you that cause racial hate because all you see is colour and not the people for who they are. we all bleed red and my workers are one of the most happy and well fed and paid an they are all colours as we are colour blind but you seem to be colour retarted. please ian get this blog right and stop people using others names to stir shit. jmo

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  220. James Haven...NOT said on June 15th, 2010 at 11:31 pm

    @keane cyber queen supreme:
    Keane, you’re full of it! This was your comment from a few days ago “Oh and just FYI, instead of working for Ian I am actually working in an investment bank right now…” But now you claim to be making some spectacular documentary. I’ve never heard of anyone having so many different jobs (except for my loser brother in law) – can’t you hold down a job?

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  221. jan/sa said on June 15th, 2010 at 11:48 pm

    @jan/sa:
    onnosel what is wrong with this person claiming to be I. I no coward I am behind my own name.

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  222. alif said on June 16th, 2010 at 3:09 am

    @Patty anne:
    I also watch TCM a lot. It’s very relaxing.
    Speaking of that, I wonder if you ever see any of Tom Brown’s pictures. He usually was the supporting actor. He was young, and usually played the young suitor, the collegian, or the brother in the all-american family.
    Here’s the reason I say this: Rob Lowe is a dead ringer for Tom Brown! In one film I watched, it seemed as if Rob Lowe traveled back in time to work in this movie. Uncanny! Even the voice is similar!
    I’ll google Tom Brown then get back to post the movie recently shown on TCM.

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  223. alif said on June 16th, 2010 at 3:27 am

    @alif:
    The movie is “This Side of Heaven”, (1934). The leads are Lionel Barrymore and Fay Bainter.
    It’s a good story.

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  224. Jalyn said on June 16th, 2010 at 11:09 am

    oscar winning megastar….please…WHEN
    will angie go away?????

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  225. jan/sa said on June 16th, 2010 at 5:06 pm

    =”replyTo” href=”#comment-73476″>@jan/sa:
    poff retard jy is nie net dom nie jy is focking simpel. this is the last time i comment to fake jan/sa and will now change my name so please carry on using jan/sa as you seem to like it more than your own name.

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  226. jan/sa said on June 17th, 2010 at 12:03 am

    @jan/sa:
    ?????????????????????????????

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  227. anna said on June 17th, 2010 at 5:01 pm

    @jan/sa:
    Good grief! I dont understand how people could hide behind another name on the i-net. It is not like we can see you. To me it looks like you are trying to start trouble talking to yourself.

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  228. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on June 18th, 2010 at 6:06 pm

    @Tinkuy:

    Please stop talking to yourself James it is so tiresome!

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  229. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on June 18th, 2010 at 6:16 pm

    @James Haven…NOT:

    Ha ha ha ha – James you are an effing moron you really are. Do you understand the concept of being FREELANCE at all – like 90% of the workforce in the television industry? I make the programmes I want to make, and not the ones I don’t, so inbetween jobs I make very easy money working in a variety of other industries. And yes I just got back from working on the doc I was referring to last night, and one of the most insane and dark weeks of my life it was indeed, but it was nonetheless, pretty interesting. (It’s on on Monday night if you want to watch it love). Had an interview today for something which also sounds pretty crazy (and is straying into your sister’s territory in fact – she better watch out!) and another two lined up for Monday. I am literally being stalked to do jobs right now and dont even have time to speak to people about them, let alone do them all. If you were a member of the working world James (rather than sponging off your sister) you may have the first idea how it works.

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  230. Patty anne said on June 18th, 2010 at 8:54 pm

    Thank you alif. I am looking to buy some TCM DVDs to keep in my collection. Love the Thin Man series with Wm Powell and Myrna Loy, and some from the mid-30’s that I don’t know the titles of. A perfect evening alone while hubby is out at sea is to curl up with my Turner Classic Movies and some hot tea. Tom Brown doesn’t ring a bell, but then I’m not sure of all the actors names. I really should be more alert to the credits.@alif:

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  231. Patty anne said on June 18th, 2010 at 8:55 pm

    If you register your nick on IUC no one can steal it from you here.

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  233. Whatever said on June 22nd, 2010 at 3:08 am

    Keane, could you be any further up yourself?

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  234. James Haven...NOT said on June 22nd, 2010 at 3:10 am

    @Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
    Good one! If I really was James Haven don’t you think I would know about the freelance stuff? You’re the moron, I’m not James Haven and have just proved it!!

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