IUC World Exclusive: A-Lister Spreading Sexual Crabs like Wildfire

Posted on May 23rd, 2010 by HisHighness in IUC:Entertainment, IUC:Exclusive

safer_sex_female_pants_268x380An A-List actress in her twenties has been spreading sexual crabs like wildfire, IUC has learned. At least three dozen lovers have contracted sexual crabs by having sex with this out of control actress. “I had sex with her at her pad two weeks ago and woke up the next day with my private parts itching like crazy,” a Hollywood producer told IUC. “I’m thinking of suing the bitch.” Sexual crabs are tiny, wingless insects that infest pubic hair. Millions of Americans are infected each year. What actress do you think is spreading this? let us know.

  1. purdy said on May 23rd, 2010 at 9:46 am

    Megan Fox. Is she A list? Nah.

    Hmm. I can only think of married A listers right now. How about H.Berry? Oh, shame on me. Don’t really think so just can’t think of any other single ladies.

    Help!

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  2. purdy said on May 23rd, 2010 at 9:47 am

    And furthermore, who WOULDN’T know they had a problem (like crabs especially)down there? Geez.

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  3. Luvu said on May 23rd, 2010 at 10:06 am

    You’d be surprised, with the amount of people that do know and don’t care.
    Can’t be Halle…. He said 20’s

    I don’t have a clue??

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  4. Luvu said on May 23rd, 2010 at 10:12 am

    3 dozen though….. Is there some type of support group or something?? LOL I find it hard to believe that 36 people would actually disclose that to someone.

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  5. sparktwinkle said on May 23rd, 2010 at 10:54 am

    Lilo …….

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  6. I'm on the bidet said on May 23rd, 2010 at 11:29 am

    Lindsay Lohan is A-list by name recognition, if not by accomplishment, has been referred to as ‘firecrotch’ and so matches the ‘wildfire’ part of the title, has been described by Ian has having many lovers in the past, seems skeezy enough to have bad personal hygiene and crabs, and probably has to sleep with producers to have a shot at any type of role. Maybe the producer is from her upcoming movie (jail and/or rehab permitting) about Linda Lovelace, “Inferno”.

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  7. Emerson said on May 23rd, 2010 at 11:31 am

    CZT? Jennifer Anniston? Only brcause Ian is on Angelina’s payroll obviouslly!!!! From the other blog…..I personally think the Brand paid him off …. Brad as President and Angelina as first lady …then the “mystry illness” please Ian get a grip! How much have they paid you? Money talks….

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  8. Emerson said on May 23rd, 2010 at 11:38 am

    I agree with I’m on the bidet…Lindsay gets aroung…big time! Or Mischa Barton? And just for fun Heidi Montag hahahaha I take back my JA since she is in her 40’s lololo

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  9. Emerson said on May 23rd, 2010 at 12:36 pm

    ok i’ll try this again as it seems as tho my prior posts have been neglected :( As I’m on the bidet put it (his isn’t here either) Lindsay “firecroch” Lohan is first pick….sorry iotb!! My next pick is Mischa Barton…then for kicks Heidi Montag hahaha I had first put 2 actors in their 40’s my bad! Hopefully this post will be on ’cause it’s a fun one! Much better than the lame “illness” one…

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  10. Boot Goot said on May 23rd, 2010 at 2:09 pm

    OK, before you guys get on your predictable roll, let’s examine this piece of shizz report…First of all, a case of crabs is said to be so unbearable that the term “firecrotch” was coined. That suggests it is an unbearable state of being. Ian says she gave crabs to at least 3 dozen persons.. 36!!! Now, really, how the hell did she endure the crabs long enough to lure 36!!! innocent, unsuspecting fellows into sharing them? I’m estimating that the WORST slut in Hollywood can’t lure and manage more than 3 recipients a day. That means she would have to have had a full, active case of the itchy, stinging crabs for AT LEAST 9!!!! days.
    Does that make any sense to you? And, as for the part where he doesn’t name the villianess, what’s that all about? Since when has he held back from slandering anyone? (Remember the things he said about Sandra Bulloch and her alleged shizz smeared sex tapes? ) But he won’t name some little starlet with the crabs?

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  11. Boot Goot said on May 23rd, 2010 at 2:12 pm

    I’m thinking he, once again, didn’t have shit to write about, so he made up this stupid, boring little thing with no name, just to keep people reading his blog. Are you all noticing that he DOESN’T EVER have jackshit?

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  12. purdy said on May 23rd, 2010 at 3:43 pm

    I agree with Bidet and Boot Goot. I also stand on the fact that no one could stand crabs for that long. This really was not even a good made-up story.

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  13. purdy said on May 23rd, 2010 at 3:45 pm

    Oh wait, if a person was continually on some hard core painkiller type drug, then I imagine they could not feel the crabs. Right?

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  14. SparkTwinkle said on May 23rd, 2010 at 4:55 pm

    there is a good chance that someone who is completly coke’d up could have a certain numbing feeling. However. . . Surely being a list- you would trim your hedge?! I mean seriously – all gardens need tending esp lady ones lol

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  15. gate said on May 24th, 2010 at 9:09 am

    So??? who is it??? I need to know who could stand having crabs and not know. Moreover… an A lister?? Lindsay Lohan, Ashley Green, Misha Barton, Katie Perry, The Gaga, Kristen Stewart (but she’s 19). I really have no idea who would be so gross!

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  16. Emerson said on May 24th, 2010 at 9:23 am

    Wait a minute, Ian does not say someone had crabs for 36 weeks, he says she spread it to 36 guys! BIG difference….me thinks! Plus with all these tiresome cheating conquests ie. Tiger, Jesse, that guy from Angel, AND the number of conquests they’ve had…Tiger alone was REPORTED to have had to fess up to over 100 women and they ALL, every single skank that has come forward has said no condoms anywhere!!! In this day and age, these simpletons (including the women) are just doing whoever, whenever and wherever, and yes, that is how sexual disease spreads. I’m appalled at how no one was worrying about AIDS personally….so crabs, I can def see it. Remember those old posters (or am I too old for this site?) everyone you sleep with you sleep with everyone they sleep with and so on and so on and so on…jeez, these women and men who do this, and then “cry” like the one above crack me up. OH poor baby producer, saking someone most likely for a roll, deal with the itch baby….especially since you know her history!

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  17. Alissa said on May 24th, 2010 at 4:35 pm

    Paris Hilton of course.

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  18. billiebob said on May 24th, 2010 at 5:06 pm

    @Emerson:
    I completely agree with you. How the hell can you willingly have unprotected sex with somebody and then bitch/complain when you catch something? That was your decision and whatever come out of that stupid decision is your fault as well as the person you had unprotected sex with. Don’t play the victim. People are such dumb asses. With diseases spreading like wildfire, I don’t know how anybody can have unprotected sex with so many people. And, yes, a lot of the women that came forward in the Tiger case said they had unprotected sex with him. There is no way in hell I would stay with that.

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  19. Kate said on May 24th, 2010 at 6:55 pm

    I find it interesting that she would even have crabs since 99 percent of these actresses are waxed, plucked, shaved, and bleached, front and back, (sorry to be so graphic) to the appearance of a 6 year old. Where exactly were these little crabs hiding exactly while their unsuspecting guests checked in for the party?

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  20. Geez Louise said on May 24th, 2010 at 9:42 pm

    That was funny Kate! I still think it’s Lilo, she just looks dirty. I watched the video of her court appearance today it looks like she has the same aging disease as Brad Pitt….She looked so bad, I mean really, really bad. Puffy face and bad skin……… What a mess, I wonder how long it will take until she fails one of her random drug tests….

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  21. Wolfette said on May 24th, 2010 at 11:57 pm

    @Boot Goot:
    OMG!! look people I once at age 17 visited Puerto Rico went into a bathroom there and caught crabs trust me when you figure out you got them you have two choices the treatment or shave,! they are not pleasent to have,and if your a clean female they would just freak you out anyway,so I agree Ian is at a loss of storys and is making this up! btw you don,t have to have sex to get them so its not a big scandal,god you can get them by simply trying on clothing in a store that someone before you that was infected tried on,,so no big deal here,,kinda sounds like Ian is being hateful here to whomever he is about to name.

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  22. Kate said on May 25th, 2010 at 2:29 am

    @Wolfette:
    hmm true, but let’s see, I really don’t believe any of these girls would need to shave lol, do you? a twenty something, nada…

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  23. Wolfette said on May 25th, 2010 at 2:54 am

    @Kate:
    Oh yea they would,I did not want to have to even discuss this with mother and step father I was already eeked out by it so I boiled my under clothes And shaved,problem solved,,but you forget most girls shave for summer season anyway so they can wear their bikinis like I said its not really a big deal its gross but you don,t have to be having sex to catch those lil suckers!!

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  24. Therese said on May 25th, 2010 at 3:53 am

    I think it’s Britney Spears.

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  25. Emerson said on May 25th, 2010 at 8:54 am

    crabs nonwithstanding, unprotected sex by anyone at anytime is simply foolish….that is not the only disease out there….let’s see, chylmidia(sp), genital warts and AIDS just three off the top of my head. You can’t get those from toilets….I think all of these scandals and stories are a great way to get people to realize, ummm, wake up people, condoms condoms condoms already! OH and don’t forget the one that keeps on giving, herpes.

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  26. Boot Goot said on May 25th, 2010 at 12:41 pm

    The more I read your comments, the more I realize Ian is, once again, full of it. The only thing I disagree with is when wolfette said “…who Ian is about to name.” He’s not going to name anyone. If this is a real story, why did he withhold the name? Come on, Ian. I appreciate you for providing a provocative forum, but can’t you drag up at least a smidgen of news, once a week or so?

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  27. Boot Goot said on May 25th, 2010 at 12:49 pm

    Luvu, I just reread your comment that you found it hard to believe three dozen people would catch crabs and talk about it. Now, I’m wondering, did they All come, individually, to Ian with this problem, or did each of them approach his “source”? And, most importantly, is this his ROYAL source, this expert listener of all crab news? Ian?

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  28. Kate said on May 25th, 2010 at 1:45 pm

    @Wolfette:
    lol that is not what I meant, Wolf, my point was , that the majority of the actresses do not have anything to shave because they get it waxed off on a regular basis, and on gets missed,it gets tweezed. They are as bald newborns babies butt. So, educated me, in that case, where exactly would the crabs be?

    Don’t believe this story. If there is an actress that does not get a complete Brazilian they get a variation of it, and there is no possible way they would not know they did not have crabs within on day of having it. (and Ian knows this too, and I an not imagine this thought did not cross his mind when he was slipped this little gem)

    sorry Ian, you are being sabotaged darling. look at this crap you are being fed.

    Brad for Pres,
    Poor Angie sick
    Now this?

    seriously? You are much brighter than that…

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  29. Kate said on May 25th, 2010 at 1:46 pm

    excuse the typos, should have proofed..

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  30. Kate said on May 25th, 2010 at 1:59 pm

    @Emerson:
    Em ,good point , according to statistics those who sleep around and get crabs or just (pubic lice) have about a 30 percent chane of having other STD’s. I don’t think a condom would really protect fully from it though.

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  31. Kate said on May 25th, 2010 at 2:03 pm

    @Boot Goot:
    I think the producer commented to Ian, that was how I read it. Maybe the producer was doing his research for his “lawsuit” lol can you imagine that. If she is A list that azz would be crucified and blacklisted before the ink was dry. sorry, the way it is. Or is she a A list porn star lol , confused here a bit.

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  32. Kate said on May 25th, 2010 at 2:04 pm

    yeah she does look filthy, but is she A list na uh.

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  33. Emerson said on May 25th, 2010 at 2:18 pm

    @Kate:
    that’s really the point I’ve been SO grossed out by, not with this story, but by all the previous Tiger’s out there doing everyone with no protection and woman proudly admitting that, I mean, gross. Even if this is a lame article, as I agree, at least it should get people talking about unprotected sex and what that can lead to. I am just amazed at this day and age, that it seems this is just not something that people even worrying about anymore, and to me THAT is really what the story should be…good for the “producer.” lol

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  34. ariana said on May 27th, 2010 at 2:32 pm

    kate hudson?

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