IUC World Exclusive: President Brad Pitt in 2016???

Posted on May 21st, 2010 by HisHighness in IUC:Entertainment, IUC:Exclusive

pittThe golden boy of Hollywood is planning to leave Hollywood to embark on a full political career, according to one of Pitt’s close associates. “He’s been interested in politics for a long time and gives back on a big level to impoverished people,” the source told IUC. “There’s not much left for him to do in Hollywood. Brad feels there’s a lot more for him to do in politics, especially considering the rough years the world has experienced recently.” A friend of Angelina Jolie told IUC that the controversial actress would be delighted if Brad became President one day. “She would love to be First Lady,” the friend said. “Brad will run for Senate and if all goes well will mount a bid to become President in 2016.” The source added one of the things Pitt would do first to turn around the economy is to legalize marijuana. “He’s obsessed with legalizin pot,” the source said. “He believes it would be the biggest moneymaker since the Internet.” Developing…

  1. Tinkuy said on May 21st, 2010 at 10:32 am

    pipe dreams (as it were)

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  2. Emerson said on May 21st, 2010 at 10:34 am

    please, is this April Fool’s?? Angelina as first uhum “lady”? Although I would LOVE for the polictical vetters to start on her, now THAT would be something to watch out for!!! A pot smoking Prez….seriouslly, is it April Fool’s day? LOL

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  3. Geez Louise said on May 21st, 2010 at 11:02 am

    Okay, sorry but this is totally unbelievable. Politics is all about image. Brad looks like a homeless bum and there are so many skeletons in his and Angies closet that heither one of them would make it through the vetting process. Do you actually think people are going to believe this thread? You went from Brangelina in a major row to Brad wants to be president and Angie would love to be the first lady. Which is it Ian? Are they going to split or go into politics together??????????

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  4. I'm on the bidet said on May 21st, 2010 at 11:05 am

    If he’s smoking enough pot to make him think he can be president, no wonder he wants it legalized, he’s probably getting tired of smuggling it in the country in the kids diapers (which explains the growing number of kids too). I wonder if he’d follow the legalization of marijuana with a “Legalization of Horrible Goatees” act so no one could make fun of his spinach chin.

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  5. Lily said on May 21st, 2010 at 11:23 am

    I’m with the non-believers on this one.
    If he ever had political ambitions, he would have done well to stay with Jennifer Anniston; Angie will NEVER be first lady, or even a senator’s wife. I can see 50.01% of voters going for Brad, maybe, but Angie? Never.

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  6. Tamara said on May 21st, 2010 at 11:53 am

    Are you effing kidding me?? LOL There is NO WAY Bradley Pitt will ever be President and especially with Angie Ho as First Lady – god!! Now I can see him running for Mayor or some such thing but President? Never. And actually I agree that marijuana should be legalized. They are missing out on a huge economic boost not to mention the downturn in crime as a result. The growers in the Emerald Triangle in California who have a license to grow medicinal pot are making HUGE money!! I have a friend who’s brother is paying $270,000 a MONTH in taxes – he’s got a multi million dollar operation growing medicinal pot. Say YES to legalizing pot and lets get this country out of it’s dependence on oil rich countries and shave our deficit.

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  7. troi said on May 21st, 2010 at 12:40 pm

    Ian must be higher than Brad to believe this drivel.

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  8. Leah said on May 21st, 2010 at 1:04 pm

    Ian-the Brad insider is putting you on now.I still want to hear about the story about Stupitt and Whorlie in the big row.What’s going on with that-you told Kate you were almost ready to post it.Now this story….

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  9. too curious said on May 21st, 2010 at 1:09 pm

    Yeah. Right. [insert eyeroll here]

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  10. inOttawa said on May 21st, 2010 at 1:39 pm

    A bit desperate… and I am not referring to Brad.

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  11. Kate said on May 21st, 2010 at 1:42 pm

    okkkkkay so we have Brad’s source saying he wants to get into politics, not saying President, just politics, that would could only be California, and he would have no chance at anything other than a Mayor to start with. I suppose he may think he could take New Orleans. He will never go from a Mayor to a Senator. Maybe to a Governor, down the line. Look at some of the ones that have been elected in the past , so that I can believe.

    Now for the absolutely ridiculous source, that comes from Angies side. She is delusional. She has been saying this forever.

    Brad Pitt is never though going to be the Senator or any state much less the President of the USA. How utterly absurd. Serious , Ian, is Trevor feeding him this bullshit and he is believing it? Brad has as many skeletons in is closet as she does, you know that.

    If Brad tries this, wow, I can just imagine how fast he will be taken down.

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  12. Kate said on May 21st, 2010 at 1:44 pm

    @Leah:
    No he told me he was almost ready to post a back story on Brad that was going to go in his book, but he held it out, the row was about the kids, and how Angie handles them.

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  13. joanne said on May 21st, 2010 at 1:48 pm

    Brad Pitt is a sucked dry loser thanks to skankalina. They have to many skeletons in their closet, I think someone is pulling your leg Mr. Halperin.

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  14. Kate said on May 21st, 2010 at 1:50 pm

    IAN- focus. Back to the original story, “Brad ain’t no Prince” remember, this sounds like they have someone reading and are just trying to mess with ya again..to keep that story from coming out..which we kinda have an idea what that is, but come on? keep on with it?

    :)

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  15. jan/sa said on May 21st, 2010 at 3:19 pm

    sure i can see the usa with peewee pittshitt as president is it not profersized that america will fall and china will take over world domanation. this must be happening in 2016 when peewee is the first peewee college drop out as president of the great usa. well thanks for the laught and now we know when the gfall of america is due. goodbye america so sad to see you leaving. a hash smoker with no balls as president and a homewrecking serial baby adopter and octomom as first ho as first lady is not applicable. thank heavens i live in the third world. ou would be better off with tom cruise as president. jmo

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  16. Chris from France said on May 21st, 2010 at 3:32 pm

    he seems dumb enough to believe he can do it

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  17. bluiznsmilez said on May 21st, 2010 at 3:53 pm

    I’d vote for Palin before I voted for that ass-clown and –by extension—his freaky wife. There is no candidate worth considering right now for the 2012 elections, let alone 2016.

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  18. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on May 21st, 2010 at 4:21 pm

    I have no doubt Angelina would love to be first lady, just like she would dearly love to win an Oscar and be crowned Queen of Hollywood, nay the world. I would love to play on centre court at WImbledon and win gold at the winter Olympics for the solo downhill bob sled but I always know where to draw the line between fantasy and reality. Sadly for Angelina this is not really the case. You can get your picture taken standing on a balcony with a baby x million times but it still will not guarantee you a path to First Ladydom. She would need to be banging someone to enable that, but sadly association with her would be death for their political career. So yep, in your dreams Angie and friends is what I would say to this one. And obviously, the whole concept that she would be playing Jackie Kennedy on Brad’s arm would go completely against Ian’s argument in his book that they would split up within 18 months so I doubt even he believes this one to be honest. Let’s just wait for the real story shall we.

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  19. Boot Goot said on May 21st, 2010 at 9:04 pm

    hahaha, both to the story (really digging for that one, your highness), and to onthebidet’s funny comments. Here’s something shocking you can print, Ian…Someone out here LIKES Brad Pitt. Yep. I do. I think he’s a good actor, and I LIKE him. Not ashamed, not in the least. Keane, I am seriously becoming concerned for your sanity.

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  20. purdy said on May 21st, 2010 at 9:37 pm

    Super. Now where’s the promised “big row” exclusvie?

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  21. benjaminbutton14 said on May 21st, 2010 at 10:54 pm

    bb14. Brad can’t control his own family let alone be President.

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  22. clara said on May 22nd, 2010 at 12:15 am

    @Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
    Didn’t she already win an Oscar? Brad as President tho really makes me LMAO! No way we want a skag lady in office!

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  23. Alif said on May 22nd, 2010 at 4:00 am

    This is fantasy; so right for the world you live in, Ian!
    But, let’s say we took you seriously, just for the fun of it. (paradoxical, I know!)
    Ball-less Pitt would have the right wing to contend with.
    I can just see The National Enquirer editors rubbing their hands in glee!
    We know that the ratings favor right wing talk show hosts! Their ratings would go through the roof!
    Bill O’Reilly, et al, would make tons of money off of Brad Pitt, using him as a laugh getter.
    Ptt would enrich many papers and media sources with their speculations about his sexuality.
    He, however, would help keep many people employed writing about him. And that definitely includes the right wing. I can envision them praying, hoping, crying, for Brad Pitt to get into politics.

    And, btw, Ian; Brad Pitt is no longer “Hollywood’s Golden Boy” if he ever was. (He was, for many caucasians, however, back in the day!)

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  24. purdy said on May 22nd, 2010 at 12:16 pm

    Ho hum. Another Hollywood commie in my opinion.

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  25. tam said on May 22nd, 2010 at 12:16 pm

    IF he could come to the gulf coast and shove his gargantuan ego down the throat of this volcano of oil spewing its way into the world’s oceans, then GO for it President Pitt. Otherwise, I do not want to hear his egomaniacal crap. UGH. ps…. BP was using banned in the US chemicals to knock the oil under the surface so we wouldn’t see how bad it really is. out of sight, out of simple minds they think. they had no business drilling to the unbelievable underwater depth that they did and have no control over this pressure now. Arrogant idiots! Pitt would fit right in with them…forget the prez b.s. (it’s all fake anyway) and go with BP Brad. Oil always comes out on top.

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  26. Geez said on May 22nd, 2010 at 7:19 pm

    He’s dumb and she is completely insane. No way would I vote for these two posers.

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  27. Therese said on May 23rd, 2010 at 2:53 am

    I didn’t think he was smart enough to be President.

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  28. Cherie said on May 23rd, 2010 at 11:57 am

    You’d have to be taking some major drugs to believe this story. It’s no wonder why your book bombed, Ian.

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  29. maryjanesuncle said on May 23rd, 2010 at 1:11 pm

    could do no worse than the last guy or the new guy

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  30. princessonakapomadiannamoore said on May 23rd, 2010 at 3:47 pm

    look,he don’t really have to run for this stupid country that allow pelople to run cdcs that mhurt your chances in life.all he have to do is start a township set his rules and be the founder of bradpitt townshipor branjelina township-he can do alot of things all he has to do is owned 300areas of land.get the paper work and fill it out.and start building.he is rich,an so is angelina jolie.if you want to be a part of something its up to you to make it happen.its easy to complain and put people down about their sexual presence and reg.life.

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  31. section9 said on May 24th, 2010 at 8:47 am

    Oh, Jesus. I could run DOWNFALL HITLER and beat Brad Pitt. I could bring George W. Bush out of retirement and beat Brad Pitt. I could beat Brad Pitt with the Ghost of the Undead Nixon. Brad Pitt is the only candidate that Mickey Kaus could beat for the Democratic nomination. Brad Pitt would lose to Josef Mengele if the election were held in Tel Aviv.

    I swear to God, this is like one of those constant stories we hear about the Meathead running for California Governor.

    If Sarah Palin decides to pass in 2012, she should be so luck as to face Brad Pitt in 2016 so she can kick his ass. This is the most ridiculous story I’ve heard since those stories I heard from my cousin that the Disney people kept Walt’s brain in cryogenic storage in a vault under the Magic Kingdom in Orlando.

    The Republican Party should be so lucky.

    Paul Tibbets could beat Brad Pitt in an election held for Mayor of HIroshima.

    Jesus wept!

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  32. Kate said on May 25th, 2010 at 1:21 pm

    @section9:
    lol big thumbs on on this S9, never going to happen in his life time, but who knows, maybe Knox will have a chance. lmao. I really don’t know why Ian posts these tidbits , he knows they are not true, and he knows the people who pass them to him are trying to make him look foolish, and I really do not want to guess why. None of those guesses would make any of us happy.

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  33. Leah said on May 25th, 2010 at 11:36 pm

    This was denied on Gossip Cop.They wrote a scathing comment about Ian in it.

    http://www.gossipcop.com/president-brad-pitt-angelina-jolie-legalize-pot-politics/

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  35. jaye said on September 21st, 2010 at 6:29 pm

    Goodnight Lorraine! Some people are just too gullible, if they believe this crapola. This guy is smoking something more than Marijuana to have written this drivel. Excuse me, but I don’t believe that anyone who is an ‘associate’ of Pitt would talk such nonsense. The man is an actor and Producer and there’s not much left for him to do in Hollywood? lol. I’d call this guy Ian a fool, but he’d need an upgrade for that.

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  36. mehrdad said on January 19th, 2011 at 3:10 pm

    i think that he should NOT do this crazy thing! he should continue his career as an actor…

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