IUC World Exclusive: “I was on my knees giving Jesse Oral Sex While He Was On The Phone Telling Sandra How Much He Loves Her” – “Carly”, Mistress No. 5

Posted on April 9th, 2010 by HisHighness in IUC:Entertainment, IUC:Exclusive

jesse0520It happened while Bullock was on location in Atlanta filming The Blind Side. “Carly” told IUC she put two and two together when Jesse took out his cell and called Sandra. “He told me to keep quiet,” “Carly” said. “I was on my knees giving Jesse oral sex while he was on the phone telling Sandra how much he loves her. Really, he should have won the Oscar for best performance by a male actor. He kept a straight face the entire time while my tongue kept licking his big balls. He poured his cream all over my face while he was talking to poor Sandra. To this day it amazes me how Jesse was able to do that.” Developing…

  1. bluiznsmilez said on April 9th, 2010 at 11:38 pm

    ian, you don’t have to be so crude.

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  2. Therese said on April 10th, 2010 at 2:06 am

    You’ve sunk to a new low, Ian.

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  3. alif said on April 10th, 2010 at 2:20 am

    This is pathetic!
    Hanging around with Perez-Hilton brings anyone down to a dark, dark place!

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  4. Mili said on April 10th, 2010 at 6:58 am

    You couldn’t destroy Brangelina, You won’t destroy Sandra. Ian, you are desperated to get attention. You will lose again.

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  5. Yorkshire Girl said on April 10th, 2010 at 7:56 am

    Shiloh Pitt? No, she’s ‘John’: Inside the wacky world of Brangelina’s ‘rainbow tribe’

    By Alison Boshoff

    A daughter who dresses as a boy. A son who had a party in an Iraqi refugee camp… Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are clearly not your average parents

    Last week, she was in tracksuit trousers and a polo shirt. The week before, she was dressed in a hoodie. We often see her wearing both fedora and bowler hats – and sometimes even a tie.

    In Los Angeles, her mother shopped for her in the boys’ sections of stores. And when they were in Paris, it was a boutique for fashionable garcons that was picked for an afternoon excursion.
    Angelina with Shiloh and Zahara

    Indulged: Boyish Shiloh (centre) with mum Angelina Jolie and Zahara

    Yes, three-year-old Shiloh Pitt, daughter of Brad and Angelina Jolie, has certainly acquired a distinctive style all of her own. And around a month ago, Shiloh’s request to crop her long blonde hair was granted, and now she has – deliberately – a perfect boy’s hairdo.

    The indications are that Angelina herself is supporting her daughter’s tomboy tendencies.

    More…

    * Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie bring goodwill to Bosnia as they dedicate some time the country’s wartime refugees
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    Indeed, Brad Pitt admits his daughter’s boyish habits go deeper than just the clothes. For the past eight months, his little girl has apparently answered only to the name John.

    She seems to have struck on the name because of her love of the story of Peter Pan – where John is Wendy’s elder brother.

    ‘We’ve got to call her John,’ Brad told an interviewer, with delighted amusement, noting that when he started to ask, ‘Shi, do you want…’ she would interrupt with: “John. I’m John.”‘ Brad continued: ‘I’ll say, “John, would you like some orange juice?” And she goes, “No!”‘
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    Holiday: Brad and Angelina with Pax, Maddox and Zahara on a family trip to Florence last month

    This is quite an unusual state of affairs. Some commentators in America have even theorised that the child is being used to try to make a political point about gender.

    Wendy McKenna, who holds a doctorate in psychology and is on the gender studies faculty at the State University of New York, says that this is unlikely. She contends that actually the cross-dressing phenomenon is fairly common – but that her parents’ acceptance of it is not.

    Ms McKenna said: ‘The phenomenon of little boys wanting to dress like little girls and little girls wanting to dress like little boys is pretty common, but it’s unusual for parents to go with it if it violates gender norms.’

    Indeed, but let us acknowledge at the outset that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are not exactly your average parents. Shiloh, for instance, has already been promised solo lessons in flying aeroplanes by her mother, despite being only three.
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    A bit of a do: For his eighth birthday, Maddox was taken to visit a refugee camp in Iraq

    And the couple, who have three adopted children and three natural children – Maddox, eight, Pax, six, Zahara, five, Shiloh and 20-month-old twins Knox and Vivienne – seem to be determined to break every convention when it comes to raising their rainbow tribe. It is a prime contender for the title of most unusual family on the planet.

    Maddox, for instance, was only five when he secured his mother’s agreement to get a tattoo. Together, mother and son actually picked out a Buddhist symbol for ‘protection’ – but were stopped at the 11th hour by objections from Brad Pitt – who felt he might be a bit young for body art.

    Maddox, who was adopted by Angelina from Cambodia when he was seven months old, was given some henna tattoos instead. He’s being permitted to grow up fast in other areas, though. His fascination with weapons and martial arts is encouraged.

    When he was six, Angelina said proudly: ‘He’s all into war and guns. So for Mother’s Day he drew a machine gun, and Brad had it made into a [pendant for a] necklace, which is sweet. It’s really cute.’

    When Maddox was seven she talked about having started a collection of daggers for the boy. Angelina told W magazine: ‘My mom took me to buy my first dagger when I was 11 or 12, and I’ve already bought Maddox some.’

    She added that the two of them liked to talk about Samurai warriors and how defending someone with violence could be positive. Neither parent seems to entertain the idea that their son might be allowed to retain a childlike view of the world.

    For his eighth birthday, Maddox was taken to visit a refugee camp in Iraq. Brad Pitt has taken him to see films Avatar and Invictus, both of which are for over-13s. It’s said that at home he gets to watch adult-rated movies, too.

    What effect might this might have on a young child’s psyche? People who have spent time with the family say that chaos reigns in whatever house the children happen to be living in.

    The one routine which has been established so far is that for two months every summer they live in a French chateau, cut off from the rest of the world, and they regard it as their one real home.

    Bought for almost £50million shortly before the birth of Knox and Vivienne, the sprawling property has three buildings. One is used as a house for their security team, one is for Brad and Angelina, and the other is where the six children have their rooms with their nannies.

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    Bonding with dad: Brad Pitt with Shiloh, who likes to be called ‘John’

    Apart from this small example of routine behaviour, the family has spent the past five years crisscrossing the globe.

    They have settled in New Orleans, and in France, and called a myriad of hotels a temporary home. Angelina and Brad are periodically absent on film sets or, like this week, on goodwill missions for the United Nations.

    They also like to take time out from the family to be alone. Brad has, as is well-documented, struggled with the attention their relationship attracts and will sometimes like to ‘kick back’ with friends like Quentin Tarantino. He’s been known to take off on overnight motorbiking trips when the pressure of being in the spotlight gets to him.

    For the truth is that they are without doubt, the most scrutinised celebrity family in the world – so much so that when Maddox turned four, Brad and Angelina organised a decoy birthday party, complete with balloons and ‘guests’, so they could attempt to celebrate the occasion away from the paparazzi.

    Brad has been seen drinking heavily, and has said more than once that he is still drunk from the previous night. Tarantino has alluded to Brad’s cannabis-smoking habit, which his wife disapproves of.

    Angelina, meanwhile, has seemed very frail, particularly since the birth of their twins, Knox and Viv, 20 months ago. She has suffered from depression, and her brother says that at times she has felt too low to eat.

    Despite these strains, Angelina continues to go on various charitable missions with the children – taking Zahara and Shiloh to Ethiopia and a trip with Maddox to Iraq last year – and is driven to these good deeds by the shallow nature of the movie business.

    ‘You’re just making entertainment and it doesn’t feel very good at the end of the day to go to sleep… and feel that this is all you are,’ she explained.

    Since February, the family has been staying at the magnificent Palazzo Moncenigo in Venice while Angelina films The Tourist with Johnny Depp, accompanied by their usual retinue of six nannies, three security guards and a chef.

    Despite the large staff, it seems there are no house rules, except the children aren’t encouraged to make any friends outside of the family circle.
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    Good at preparing Cheerios cereal: Angelina with twins Knox and Vivienne in Venice in March

    Maddox likes to speak French, even though the rest of the family, with the exception of his mother, struggle with the language. One former nanny, who quit in despair, says the children will insist on breakfasting on pizza or chocolate.

    It’s said that all six children have been ‘acting out’ during the various crises in the Jolie-Pitt relationship. A family friend said: ‘They have never done night feeds or any of the daily work of getting the kids into routines. Because of the travelling, it’s almost impossible to get children settled when they have jet lag.

    ‘The nannies sit up watching cartoons with the children at all hours of the night, while Brad and Angie sleep in another room.’

    The friend adds: ‘Brad might suddenly decide to eat pizza with them or he’ll take them out for the day. For example they took the twins out in the middle of the night in Jordan last year and fed them ice cream. Because they’ve built this family so quickly and have taken the short-cut of using nannies, they have never done the potty training stage or the teething stage.’

    The six children are home schooled by their nannies – Angelina and Brad have boasted that Maddox in particular is ‘beyond smart’ – saying his IQ is off the charts.

    Maddox takes piano lessons and is fluent in English, French, Spanish and Khmer. He’s also said to be a gifted football player. However, the other younger children’s lessons seem to consist of some drawing and reading and watching DVDs.

    On arrival at a new rented residence, the nannies unpack and the kids tear up and down the hallways and call room service to order whatever they want. Neither Brad nor Angelina can cook. The one thing Angelina can apparently prepare is Cheerios cereal.

    Despite this, Angelina’s great ambition is to add further to her family – believing 13 children would be a lucky number. It’s no surprise, then, to say that Angelina is a woman of extremes. Her own father said, not long ago: ‘She has never been normal.’ By her own account, she has tried every drug going, has a history of self-harm, and a long fascination with knives.

    She has two previous marriages – with actors Jonny Lee Miller and Billy Bob Thornton – both of which seem to have been entered and then left virtually on a whim, and there is even a suggestion that, as a teenager, her behaviour was bordering on ‘anti-social psychopathy’.

    But her chief passion is children – indeed there is even speculation that she is pregnant again, and she will readily confirm that they are in the fairly advanced stages of planning a further adoption.

    She told an interviewer recently that six children is not enough. ‘Oh no,’ she said. ‘I mean, I know we seem crazy, just bringing them in one after the other, but we do plan.

    ‘We make sure one is absorbed completely into the family before we add another. There are moments when we look at everyone around the dinner table, and it’s just crazy, but our family is the greatest thing we’ve done in our lives.’

    One can only wonder which child will next be welcomed into this most peculiar rainbow family.

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1264904/Why-Brad-Pitt-Angelina-Jolie-children-Hollywoods-oddest-family.html#ixzz0khJIxgWH

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  6. melissa wilson said on April 10th, 2010 at 10:03 am

    I guess it’s good for Zahara, Maddox and Pax that they at least escaped life in poverty. They will likely be better adjusted in life because they DON’T have their adopted parents’ genes. The birth children don’t have a dog’s chance of mental health. I feel sorry for them, and I feel sorry for anybody who is stupid enough to buy into the Pitt and Jolie show. He’s obviously a total alcoholic and she’s a sociopath. You really don’t have to know them to know this, the sick vibe comes off of them like smoke. I wouldn’t look up from a newspaper to see either of them, and wouldn’t watch their movies unless I was paid for it. Jolie in particular has only been lauded when she acts the role of a psycho; that is, essentially playing herself. The more her looks disinegrate, the more her fragile grip on her image will slip. Matter of time before she cracks.

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  7. b4theymkmerun said on April 10th, 2010 at 10:19 am

    wow! i think ian is not being crude, he is just quoting the stripper girl verbatim. jesse james is a tool. i am already sick of him and sandy and hopes she divorces him with the quickness and he just goes away…

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  8. purdy said on April 10th, 2010 at 10:44 am

    Okay. That’s just nasty and uncalled for.

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  9. purdy said on April 10th, 2010 at 10:45 am

    Nasty.

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  10. Tamara said on April 10th, 2010 at 10:55 am

    This is a bunch of BS – this woman can say anything she wants and who’s to say she’s lying while she talks talks talks under anonymity as “Carly”. Ian, I am seriously worried about your state of mind, I don’t know why you’re going on and on with this smut and smear campaign. You might think you’re just outing JJ but in reality you are really hurting Sandra, what is your point – we already know he’s a white supremacist Nazi worshiping dog fighting whore loving scumbag – anything else is just overkill.

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  11. Geez Louise said on April 10th, 2010 at 11:19 am

    I for one am sick and tired of these skanks “coming forward” to declare every whoring detail. People like Ian are only making it worse by giving these pigs their 15 minutes of fame. My opinion is stop giving these sources any print unless they #1 give you their real name and #2 show you proof of their claims. Anyone with an axe to grind against Jesse or Sandra can make anything up. Ian are you getting ANY type of confirmation before going forward with these discusting stories?????????

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  12. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on April 10th, 2010 at 1:25 pm

    Sayonara one audience, buon giorno an entirely different one. Oh dear.

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  13. Kramer Vs. Kramer said on April 10th, 2010 at 4:35 pm

    And to think I was going to apologize for my insta-rage the other day. Maybe I should post it on the teenage band post. This is just nasty. Ewww. Uh,well sorry for going off and almost starting a race war and calling various posters dumb b’s. See it doesn’t quite work under the ole shot to the face story does it?

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  14. Kramer Vs. Kramer said on April 10th, 2010 at 4:52 pm

    Yeah Ian seems to really dig the dirty little details. You start wonder about what get’s Ian excited. I’m guessing it’s not credible sources. No wonder he’s bringing out the old photo album. Remember guys the good old days before I was known as a muck-racking journalist. Yes, Ian we remember. Sigh. Now we just get an overload of lame gossip. Where’s Suga,by the way, what did he think of your journalistic disaster. Love to know.

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  15. Goot Boot said on April 10th, 2010 at 5:47 pm

    I call bullshit on “Carly’s so-called story. Why didn’t she line up like the rest of the ho’s, if this story is true. Ian…PROVE IT, or stop printing this unverified crap!

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  16. mez said on April 10th, 2010 at 9:16 pm

    If you don’t like the item Ian puts on then don’t comment on it and then Ian will not go there but if you continuously read and comment then it shows interest and I don’t blame Ian for putting up stories like this because you and I continuously make comments whether negative or positive. So stop commenting on the above story and he will get the message.

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  17. Boot Goot said on April 11th, 2010 at 3:32 am

    Yeah, it is stupid reading his stuff. I have only read it for a few days, and during that time he has humiliated Sandra Bulloch with that BS story of her sex tape, posted a hoaky story from an alleged “biker” warning Jesse that he might have an STD, and now, supposedly Jesse was blown until he was weak in the knees by an unnamed source. All of it is unsubstantuated. I think I kept coming back because I wanted to defend these two against his attacks. But you are right, Mez, coming to this site is rewarding him, and he sure as hell doesn’t deserve to be rewarded for his “journalism” or his “column”.

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  18. KramerVs.Kramer said on April 11th, 2010 at 9:11 am

    Let me guess, does Carly have full body art as well. Bullock if innocent, is handling this all wrong. She needs to stop being such a punk.

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  19. ian is an ass said on April 11th, 2010 at 11:49 am

    Calling BULLSHIT!!!!

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  20. Dej said on April 11th, 2010 at 11:27 pm

    WHAT’S SO HARD TO BELIEVE ABOUT THIS? MEN (AND WOMEN) do this ALL the time! I’ve witnessed it FOR MYSELF! I’VE PROBABLY EVEN DONE IT MYSELF!
    WATCH CHEATERS a few times B4 U SAY-WHAT PEOPLE WILL AND WONT DO while TALKING TO THEIR SIG OTHERS!!!!!

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  21. wl said on April 12th, 2010 at 3:01 am

    @Dej:

    I have to agree that this is very believable. From personal experience, I know that cheaters and addicts are the best liars because that’s how they get away with what they do for so long. My ex was a cheater and he would tell me one thing and his ‘other’ another thing. He is a total hedonist, all he cares about is getting his pleasure and this Jesse James is exactly the same. Be careful of who you marry!!!!!

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  22. KG said on April 12th, 2010 at 2:16 pm

    @Goot Boot: I sounds like some really bad Penthouse Forum story. Most likely lies. Any woman who would screw a man she knew was married is not exactly one for being truthful anyway.

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