IUC Exclusive: If you could shack up with one of these dudes who would it be????
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don’t be offended but no thanks
ReplyI would take Ian any day over the rest of these douches. Ian is sexy, the rest look like sleaze.
ReplyIan is hot! I don’t even know who the other dudes are.
ReplyIan looks like a Kazakhstan she male….
ReplyI want to bag NOR-TON
ReplyI think they all have delicious nipples. google it
ReplyAll these fellas are old fuddy duddies. Need someone younger who won’t be tattlin.
ReplyDefinitely Jim Norton. The guy in the upper-left just looks like a huge douche.
ReplyDice Clay looks terrible in these pics. Id rather fuck a random wild animal .
ReplyIan is gay….google it google it!!!!!
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ReplyYAY PUDDING!!!
ReplyIan is the image of a douche bag and appears to know his way around a cock.
ReplyDefinitely the blond guy. As far as the guy on the top left (Ian), I hope only guys would suggest “shacking up” with him. I know a guy out in LA that slept Ian, and said he left his privates all sloppy, covered in a residue that can’t be mistaken for anything but feces. On the other hand, he also said Ian ate a mean asshole. Line em up boys! just bring a washcloth.
ReplyTough question. Shack up with a loud mouth, flamboyant, hack journalist, douche bag? Or shack up with some funny MF-ers.
ReplyI once had a kissing booth emporium but Ian shooooooed all my customers away by going under cover as ghossssssssttttts!
ReplyIan all the way, so sexy!
ReplyJust as soon as my fake publicity-driven relationship with creepy Gerard Butler is over, I’m going to pounce on Ian faster than AJ pounces on an adoptable orphan. Jenian in 2010, all the rest of you bitches step back!!
ReplyIan does not like cock……..he LOVES them!!!!! google it! google it!
ReplyRAAAAMMMONE!!! Ian Halperin looks a tan young Elton John!!!
ReplyHalperin has been described as a “jizz hungry cock hunter” by his psychiatrist. google it!
ReplyIt would definitely be IAN! Then I could get all the answers to all the riddles and unresolved stories that he’s ever posted! LOL
Reply@Tamara:
ReplyPlus I think he’s just too cute for words! TEAM IAN !! YAY
IAN, are you announcing that you are also joining the show ? Is this your next venture?
ReplyWhat a stupid entry!
Reply@Annie:
Ok, so fess up now: this guy in LA, did his name begin with a “James” and end with a “Haven” by any chance? Because I hear a love of cock and poo play runs in the family…. just askin’!
Replyare the top 2 pics the same guy?
Reply@Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
ReplyNo he was much less attractive than James Haven. Don’t be silly, Ian couldnt do that well for himself. This fella looks like a young louie anderson.
Hmmmmm, I expected some harrassment from this post but IMO this is getting way beyond acceptable – this is IANS blog people, show at least a modicum of respect will ya? Or just go away – jmo
Reply@Annie:
Ok the words “attractive” and “James Haven” in the same sentence hmmmm…. can only mean one thing methinks…. hi, James, how you been? We missed ya! And don’t play coy with us now, there can only be one reason you are trying this hard to get Ian’s attention. Getting tired of playing on Geyer’s fiddle are you now and trying to crack on to our Ian? Give it up James, he’s just not that into you!
Reply@Annie:
By the way Annie, you sure seem to know a lot about anal sex and sh*t. Can’t think why.
As for everyone else, if we google Ian and whatever words you suggested do we get linked to a site with malware on it by any chance? Just a thought…
ReplySad to say I must agree with you on this RC, it’s just asking for all the insults he’s getting. “Bring a washcloth?”, “Eats a mean asshole?”….excuse me while I go throw up.@RealityCheck:
Replyum, is there a gun being pointed of my head and the “could” should be changed to “had to”
Sorry…I’m no prize myself, but none of them moved my skirt.
Tamara—why the heck would he put that gawd-awful picture of himself in the post? If he was serious he wouldn’t have put the ones he did. He would’ve given legit choices.
James Haven–ugh. gross.
ReplyMore Gorgeous than ever!!!…Great for you Jen!!!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1257283/Jennifer-Aniston-cuddles-Gerard-Butler-The-Bounty-Hunter-premiere.html
ReplyIt’s a mean crowd these days Ian, we, your faithful followers know it firsthand. So having said that, let me say that out of all of the choices to SPEND AN EVENING WITH (def not shack up with), I would personally choose Ian for his wit, humor and fantastic dish he knows on celebritism. I’m sure it would be a very wonderfully entertaining evening that would come to an end way too soon for me. Ian has a lot going on beyond his physical appearance or personal preferences. Just my honest opinion and everyone who knows me personally says that I am painfully honest…so there you have it.
ReplyWOW! many thanks for that link Odais. Some awesome shots of Jen and Gerard together, can’t wait for the film.@Odais:
ReplyWhat is this crap?????????
ReplyGet on with the show.
i would take lil jimmy NORDON over anyone. he has a very eatable heinie! Opie looks like a turd with that goatee, i don’t bang guidos, ian is a pile of orange skinned mess. and dice is too god damn stupid to fuck.
ReplyIan tried to pick me up at a bar. He told me he was the King of the Jews, he’s been known to do things (but can’t tell you because he’s undercover). Google it, Google it.
Reply@Pattyanne:
You’re welcome. I would like to include all links, but now, the main websites already have the pictures. Enjoy!!!
ReplyWhat makes a man ask a question like that about himself. I would not touch him or any of the others with a 10 foot pole. I don’t care if Angie had whispered all her secrets to him and he was sharing info. He is just so ugly and gayfaced.
ReplyAll of those people, have been on the Anthony_Opie Show (including IAN). IAN is not looking for a date.
Are these dots all that hard to connect? lol geez not for me.
ReplyIan looks like a de-wigged Dame Edna, or maybe an overcooked Tom Jones – fresh out of the tandoori oven (no wonder they’re called fake tans). Question answered: none of them.
ReplyUm, none of the above
Replylol does no one get that this is a joke, a prank, anyone ever listen to the O&A show, they are all probably laughing their butts off at these comments. Everyone of those men are on the show , and IAN calls into it when he is not guesting.
This is just PR.
IAN did you boys make bets on who would get the most votes. lmao ???
Replyim sick of bangin myself, these are the boys i wanna ef. google it
Reply@babyjane:
ReplyToo funny! are you sure you guys haven’t been hacked?..this is just too funny. When I looked at the pictures my first impression of the guy that’s supposed to be Norton and I thought it was the first pregnant male that was in the news a couple of years ago. And the other guys I don’t know who they are….BTW, Ian, what have you done to your hair? ..I like it better black..you are the handsome one of these bunch if you ask, but the question I think is out of line…what kind of question is that?….with so ‘little choices’ anyway.. ‘the overcooked Tom Jones comment is too funny.
All the comments that say they’d shack up with Ian were written by Ian. This guy’s got some kind of complex where he needs to prove to the world he’s not a homosexual by constantly adding things like “I was with a smokin hot babe at the time.” Ian is a tool.
Reply@Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
ReplyI agree Keane ! James/Brad/Angelina you have to try harder than that…”much less attractive than James” Lol thats a keeper! BTW why do guys post under a female names ? Girls don’t find James attractive..guess somethings you just can’t hide.
The deck has been stacked a bit . . . so definitely IAN !
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ReplyWhere’s the photo of Gilles Marini?
ReplyWow!!! The loonies came out for this one!
ReplyGuess what Brangie not breaking up no matter what. BP wants an Oscar for the Tree of Life. All you’ll see is happy family for the next year. Appearances at Cannes more twin sightings etc. I guarantee it.
ReplyHey Ian, are you related to the guy who wrote GAME CHANGE? His name is Mark Halperin. Does anybody know?
ReplyIan, you need a stylist. And the answer to the question posed is NONE OF THEM!
Reply@KramerVs.Kramer:
Hm, not once the rumour mill starts about the “twins” so much methinks. They are taking a huge risk here I reckon. But then, what other option do they have in the face of such bad press? I assume that is their thinking anyway. Just wait and see what happens with this though. Those “twins” look significantly different in size and significantly unlike Shiloh or Brad (or at least one of them does). Maybe our resident contributor Annie/James would like to comment on this one or would she/he prefer it if we “shhhhh-ed” perhaps?
ReplyI agree, this will go on until after Tree of Life has made its mark in the states.
ReplyIAN, any chance of an update on the breaking news story, you have to have more than that? What is the real deal with the paternity suit?
ReplyI want to fuck Nor Ton the mostess. That’s becuase I already fucked Ian. He’s a biter and has the HIV. Here’s a vid of ian bouncing on my cock. http://bit.ly/4kzYKr
ReplyGonna go with none of them, due to the fact that I’m a dude, but, I love your bit with O&A Ian, love Jimmy on O&A and love how Dice is just completely insane. (Especially on O&A) So, due to the fact they were mentioned each time, O&A get the nod as the dudes I’d hang with…
Reply@Kate:
According to wikipedia, ‘Tree of Life’ is “the tale of a Midwestern boy’s journey from the innocence of childhood to his disillusioned adult years as a “lost soul in the modern world”, and into his quest to regain meaning in life”. I can tell you already that I won’t see this film, sorry Brad, this has ‘angsty epic fail’ written all over it. It wreaks of trite Hollywood pseudo-philosophical narcissism, where we are all supposed to be so concerned with the internal machinations of the protagonist, for no reason other than Hollywood has something to ‘teach’ us because they are so much smarter than any religion or current set of beliefs, so sublime in their understanding that only they can enlighten the crude hordes outside of their own Illuminati inner circle. On the other hand, if the movie requires BP to shave off that ridiculous ’soul patch’, then maybe it does have redeeming value.
And Ian if you want to use the site to turn up some fodder for an appearance on Opie and Anthony, fine, but give us more to talk about than a derivative TMZ-esque “who’d you rather?” bit. Really I feel Keane and Kate throw out some pretty sharp insights here, I don’t think it honors that to ask them about a pudgy guy in underpants.
Reply@I’m on the bidet:
lol I have to say , that is one of the best synopsis of what this film will be I have heard yet. Now we don’t know that much about it because they are holding it so close to their chests, but I am willing to bet that based on what I do know about this film, you are dead on.
T Malick has plenty of fans, but there will be plenty of people who will feel exactly like we do. The film is highly anticipated at Cannes, and if he gets it finished in time, and there are hints he will now, the Red Carpet will be huge for this.
Bad enough pretentious Sean Penn is in it, (don’t like him, and neither do many others in the biz) but the fact that Brad is most likely using this script as another vehicle for one of his bucking statements of the system, or one of them, is reason enough many will not see it.
IMO though all this freaky family shots has as much to do with him premiering this film and beginning a Oscar campaign as it does for her to start of The Tourist well. In truth it only helps the film she is doing now if people believe there is a element of attraction between her and Depp. No producer is going to really demand that be squashed, and VP is not a insecure twat that would be worried about Jolie. This is all a game to sell the film , starting now. If they felt it did not need any help we would not see any shots , at all. None. Think back on some films that have been huge, nope, not one shot prior to premiering.
Terrance Malick though has a reputation of doing things on his own terms, his own timing, although I suspect they are using this to as part of pushing the mystique of the film. They have already begun touting Brad as Oscar worthy in this film, and leaking little bits and pieces as to why, comparing him to Robert DeNiro in one of his best roles , This Boys Life.
You can see where this is going. Brad is playing the older man in this, so he is playing the older man right now in his life, the family man, out with the kids and partner. Mimicking the film in part. Heck we could even write his misery right into the script , lol. The congenital sadness, the conflictual feelings and all that yada yada yada.
The draw on this film will be the cinematography. It will be marketed from that angle, and is being already, so it will do well most likely.
But, IOTB, I totally agree with you, enough of this sheets already. People are so over stars telling them who to vote for, what to vote for, who to donate to and why, and what to believe. They just need to get over themselves and stick to acting and tabloids. lol
we will stick to gossiping about them, donating to who we wish, voting for our own choice, and believing what we do about a higher being.
Thank you very much Rat Pack, but no thank you!
ReplyGod Forgive me!!!. I didn’t want to say it, but, Do the twins have normal faces?…I am not agree to take part to talk about the Brangie’s children, because, they are innocents. But, every time when I see the pictures about the twins I have the impression that they have a Down Syndrome.
ReplyI’m not sure Odais, it is hard to tell when we have seen so little of them (and I think we have to bear in mind that there is a strong reason why that is the case), but I have to say in that main pic of Viv on JJ she does have a look of that in her face. I have never noticed it before, but did see it there. Impossible to tell though at this stage I think, or until Brangie reveal more pics of them wearing less headgear. All I can say though is with the bad start in life the three adopted ones have, the possible issues of the twins and whatever is going on with poor little shiloh this is not a family that should be dragged around the world and pimped out like props for the benefit of mommy and daddy’s film projects. They should be at home, in a stable, secure environment with a regular routine and full involvement with the services that they need. Not cared for by a dozen nannies and security personnel in a series if different 5 star hotels and compounds throughout the world. It is categorically WRONG.
ReplyDid anybody else think that Chaz Bono gave that interview with AC 360 just because of that cover critical of Fangie for letting SHy-glow dress like a boy. And GLAAD came out as well. It’s like no one can criticize Fangie as a mother. It be different if ShyGlow had a sane upbringing a dressed like a dude but if a mother has a vocal history of cutting, heroin, vials of blood, an obsession with knives,along w/ weird intamacy with brother and a lack of empathy for her rich little girl/blob.
ReplyI think Fangie is a pig of a mother.What kind of mother says crap like that?
ReplyJennifer Aniston Is Having The Last Laugh ~
http://www.yourtango.com/201054649/jennifer-aniston-brad-pitt-angelina-jolie-ha
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Replyhttp://www.accesshollywood.com/demi-lovato-im-dating-perfect-joe-jonas_article_30105
great, another manufactured Disney couple. I think this is coming on the heels of the whispers of him coming out.
ReplyIan, I’m starting to think what they’re saying about you, on the forum, has some validity.
ReplyWhy would you even post this??? Are you a homo???
@Sarah:
How does that follow? Most of his readers are WOMEN!
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