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IUC To Make Major Announcement This Week!!!!

Posted on March 3rd, 2010 by HisHighness in 1

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Tita said on March 3rd, 2010 at 4:57 am

What?

Brangelina’s Wedding Date? or You are going to QUIT?
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Belinda said on March 3rd, 2010 at 5:58 am

Please don’t quit!!!
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keane cyber queen supreme said on March 3rd, 2010 at 7:10 am

Ha ha ha – that’s hilarious! Ian’s major announcement is that he is going to retire from gossip land? Well that would be worth getting excited about wouldn’t it? Uh, probably not, no. I personally think that this could be the launch of Jenian that we have all been rooting for. Tell me Ian is this true? Will the triangle be coming a quadrangle this year with you at the fourth corner? Will there be some sort of jealous entanglement with poor Angie as she also sets her sights on you? Will Brad convert you to his team? Seriously the possibilities are endless, this has to be the new major celeb story for 2010 doesn’t it?!
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cuze said on March 3rd, 2010 at 7:49 am

Ian, you are such a tease. Can we get a hint or something?
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Kate said on March 3rd, 2010 at 11:41 am

Well she is toting her twins out today after the Italian press were sniffing around her the past week, maybe they actually found out something and she is trying to deflect from that..Brad looks seriously downright miserable, more than he normally does holding little Viv in those pics. You know that picture was planned, To deflect from what her next motivation , I so hope that is true, that should keep things exciting for a good year. lol

But, I doubt that is what IAN is working on since he has been MIA for a week.Venice.:)
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Kate said on March 3rd, 2010 at 11:48 am

also apparently there is some fool on CDAN claiming she has never been pregnant a day in her life, that an African woman carried Shiloh, sorry not buying that one, and that she was all planned, and the twins have problems because they were not as well engineered, and a french woman carried them.

next tip from there, Angie will become the poster woman for special needs kids.

I would not put that past her as a single mom, anything for attention, it would take a few years before anyone could figure out it was a hoax, and then , what, a miracle, they are cure..

not sure I believe that either…but it is rather entertaining that no one is buying their little display of the To Paris with Love, and The Brady Bunch in Venice.

very cute..she is not as smart as she thinks, this has become fodder for late night jokes.
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Kate said on March 3rd, 2010 at 11:53 am

@keane cyber queen supreme:
lol well one thing you have nailed, IF it has nothing to do with Brange, IT is not a major announcement and no one will care. lol

sorry IAN we love ya, but you know how it goes here with everyone!
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Kate said on March 3rd, 2010 at 12:00 pm

Anyone want to make guesses on what this is?

1-A new book on them, revealing all that was left out of the last one.
2-The truth about the lawsuit for the NOTW
3-The truth about the World Tour of the Family on Display and Fake PDA
4-Custody of the kids, and a
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Kate said on March 3rd, 2010 at 12:10 pm

sorry computer glitch

4-custody and the battle that sparked the new fight
5-The truth about Jen, why does Noah insist that Brad and Jen are working their way back together,still.
6-Shiloh, what is really going on there, she may be dressed in boys clothing, but after all the attention about it, she is wearing lavender shoes and carrying a pink blanket..
7.What is really going on with Brad and his beard, is he depressed because he is gay, and he can’t come out?
8. The twins were born by surrogate, and are not really twins.
9.What does Angie really have on Brad , where is that sex tape and what is on it, that would be huge breaking news.
10-Angelina is going solo, single mom, and going to be the poster mommy for special needs children.

For the sake of conversation, because we need SOMETHING to talk about , lol, (just helping you out IAN ha ha) what do you choose?
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Kate said on March 3rd, 2010 at 12:48 pm

Doesn’t it seem a bit odd to everyone that Angelina is getting role after role and Brad is has not filmed in a long while. Wonder if this is part of the agreement, let her get set first. Makes sense. Would give her a sense of security but what happen to that rule in their house? lol Is Brad never going to act again, just produce?

Tourist

The Scarpetta Project for 100 million.(of course Geyer is producing that, as well as Mark Gordon Productions)
Now she is in talks for Serena with Aronofsky (Brads ole buddy he screwed over), imagine that, a psycho that is a child killer, who tries to get her partner to do evil things. Bet she sees Oscar potential in that role. Scarpetta is is just development stages so let’s see if she stays with it, but that is a lot of money. Would set her up nicely.

We heard she dropped out of Wanted, then Gravity.

just seems a bit out there all of a sudden, sort of like those twins..
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guest123 said on March 3rd, 2010 at 12:55 pm

@Kate:
can you link to CDAN kate – i don’t see those comments ????
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Vittoria said on March 3rd, 2010 at 1:22 pm

Maybe the big news is the result of his little cleanse.
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cuze said on March 3rd, 2010 at 1:40 pm

@Kate:
I wonder if it is part of their agreement too. As soon as that breakup announcement came out in NOTW there were a million tabloids that bashed AJ. Most were pro Brad. So I guess she’s trying to cash in now as much as she can before her stardom takes a tumble again. Just a thought.
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Kate said on March 3rd, 2010 at 1:45 pm

@
There is a thread on it at FF, I skim over there , they have some funny pictures, talented photo shopper, but I would not put much into it, they get fake insiders over there often from what it seems, contradicting each other on a weekly basis. Almost seems like a board war between FF and JJ, which is why I skim, I can’t handle all the negativity, although there are some nice ladies there and bright ones too. It is entertaining though,they really go at each other over there, and believe some things that are wild. Funny, all the things we were accused of here, I see there. samcc.
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Kate said on March 3rd, 2010 at 1:47 pm

@cuze:
Makes sense doesn’t it. He will be financially responsible for the kids, but not her lifestyle. She probably does not want to end up broke like her idol Josephine Baker, cause she is never going to get that 21 gun salute. ha!

got to run ttl
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Emerson said on March 3rd, 2010 at 1:52 pm

@Kate:
who’s Noah Kate? I’m still playing catch up…:)
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Leah said on March 3rd, 2010 at 2:03 pm

Kate-I love your choices about Ian’s announcement! Can’t help but wonder if he “sold out” to them and is shutting down his site. Hope I’m wrong. I liked his inside scoops.
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New tell all Brangelina? said on March 3rd, 2010 at 2:32 pm

Source http://www.celebitchy.com/93263/did_ang … h_fiennes/

‘10Did Angelina Jolie have affairs with Mick Jagger & Ralph Fiennes?

Ian Halperin isn’t the only person who can write a fictionalized re-imagining of Brad and Angelina’s relationship. There’s a new scandalous tell-all about to be released, and Life & Style previews some of the accusations leveled at Brangelina by author Jenny Paul. You know what’s weird? Some of the stuff in here I’d really like to be true. Like, allegedly Angelina had a sexual relationship with Ralph Fiennes. Which would be so f-cking hot, I think. Angie and Ralph would make a sexier couple than she and Brad, but I’m betting that’s just me. Oh, and Angelina and Mick Jagger? I could kind of see that one too, although the timeline Ms. Paul provides seems weird. Ms. Paul also proclaims that Brad is the one who is pretty much in charge – which, I have to admit, is a refreshing change from the “Angelina is a ball-busting demon, Brad weeps into goat beard daily” stories. Here’s more:

The two Hollywood stars Angelina was sleeping with when she met Brad, how she won Brad from Jen, the truth about their sex life…and more! Author of the shocking new tell-all book talks ONLY to LIFE & STYLE revealing the juiciest secrets about Hollywood’s hottest couple

“Hollywood will be rocked by these revelations about Brad and Angelina” – The book’s author, Jenny Paul, to Life & Style

Ever since split rumors exploded following their widely reported meeting with lawyers in January, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have seemingly done everything in their power to prove their love is unshakable. But fighting the split rumors will pale in comparison to their next big battle.

Life & Style has exclusively obtained details from a shocking new tell-all book on the couple — Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie: The True Story. One of the most shocking revelations in the tell-all — Angelina was sleeping with Hollywood star Ralph Fiennes and ex-husband Jonny Lee Miller when she met Brad in 2004!

The book also reveals that Angie slept with Mick Jagger (then married to Jerry Hall) around the time she appeared in the 1997 Rolling Stones video for “Anybody Seen My Baby.” And in March 2003, the two were seen going back to his room at the Oriental hotel in Bangkok, Thailand.

“This [book] will answer all the questions Brangelina fans have yet to have answered,” the book’s author, Jenny Paul, tells Life & Style. Paul, who spent the past six years investigating the notoriously private couple, spoke to those closest to them, including Angelina’s late mother’s former boyfriend Bill Day and Angelina’s old confidant, rock singer Texas Terri.

The tantalizing tell-all offers a fascinating blow-by-blow of the genesis of the couple’s romance.

“Brad told Angelina just weeks into filming Mr. & Mrs. Smith that his marriage to Jen was over in every way apart from on paper and had been for more than a year,” says Paul, who spoke to an insider who detailed Brad and Angie’s secret trysts, which began soon after. According to the book, Brad told Angelina that he and Jen were just good friends and were waiting for the right time to officially end their marriage.

Life & Style has also learned that the book reveals Brad and Angelina’s plan to have 13 children. “Some will be adopted, some will be biological,” Paul tells the mag. And when they’ll have those kids may be up to Brad — because he’s the one calling the shots these days. “The power base in the relationship has changed,” Paul reveals. “Angelina wore the pants first, but now Brad’s the one wearing them.”

[From Life & Style Magazine]

The Mick Jagger stuff is weird, isn’t it? So, they had an affair back in 1997, when she did the video, and then they had another affair in 2003? Sure. Okay. I’ll buy that Mick might be one of Angelina’s “types”. As for the whole thing about her sleeping with two other men when she first met Brad, once again, I’m buying it (she’s admitted as much, anyway). But why is it a big deal? I know she was bangin’ her ex-husband Jonny Lee Miller for years after they divorced (and I bet it was really hot too). And I remember back in 2005, Angelina was still spending time with Jonny, even when she and Brad were officially “together”. So there may have been a little overlap between her other relationships and her relationship with Brad? Meh. Brad doesn’t seem to mind.
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Pattyanne said on March 3rd, 2010 at 3:05 pm

LOL, gawd I hope not! That would make for a chyty story (pun intended) teehee@Vittoria:
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Pattyanne said on March 3rd, 2010 at 3:12 pm

Kate I think that’s because the “ladies” who were doing it here……took it there. Since most of them choose to post as “guest” to remain anonymous, it’s safe to say they feel free of any social restrictions and show their true natures. Fine with me, as long as we have the nice, peaceful educational exchanges we so enjoy here.
I’m hoping Ian’s big announcement is that he has permission now to tell us ALL the dish he has on The Brand. Perhaps the end of them is nearer than we even imagined and the truth to the rumors of a Brad and Jen reunion are closer to fact than fiction these days. I seriously doubt Jolie wants Brad Pitt at this point, as she has squeezed every bit of value out of him that he once held to her. She’s getting her ducks in a row, preparing for the official separation imo. In fact, I think she’s looking forward to the release of the burden of being part of Brangelina. There is no thrill left in it for her. And as Jenny Shimizu and JLM said many times, AJ lives for adventure and thrills, and becomes bored quickly and then moves on. I think moving day has arrived.@Kate:
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Kate said on March 3rd, 2010 at 3:33 pm

Rest easy, IAN does not do that. He could have done that years ago with his book on Cobain and forgone all this headache , and did not.
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Kate said on March 3rd, 2010 at 3:34 pm

Sorry above post was in response to Leah..
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Emerson said on March 3rd, 2010 at 3:35 pm

@Pattyanne:
Well, she is def still desparate, parading those “mystery” twins everywhere lol does she realize how pathetic that makes her look? Do you really think a Brad/Jen reunion is being planned? Or is it wishful thinking? I would imagine if I spent 5 years with that whack, having sex with all and everywhere, man or women, becoming sad looking and pitiful (which Brad’s beard, no pun intended ) is, it would be time for me to reevaluate my life, and maybe realize that what was once so normal is really a good thing? He can’t be happy at all, imo, and is this wandering lifestyle fulfilling to him? I LOVE to travel, and travel through my job a lot, but boy I like to be home as well…the nomad lifestyle just really is exhausting! No normal birthdays, or family celebrations, God, how really sad is that??
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DogBlissYou said on March 3rd, 2010 at 3:45 pm

That Michael had plastic surgery? That Angelina is bisexual? That you’re closing down the site because you have absolutely nothing worth reporting anymore?
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Pattyanne said on March 3rd, 2010 at 3:54 pm

Ian is not one to throw in the towel Doggie, I think he’s shown himself to be a person who finds another route to his destination of choice. I’m sure he’s holding tons of dish on Brangelina close to his chest because of legalities, and I’m in hopes that this new book by author Jenny Paul which is another Brangelina Tell All perhaps is opening the door for Ian to further discuss with us more of what he knows. Remember, he was in France with the Jolie-Pitt entourage during the final days of the , cough, cough, “twins” pregnancy. He’s been there, and been around those in the know. How I’d love to be a mouse in that house, wouldnt’ you? Either way, I’m sure Ian has something special for us, and we’ll find out soon enough. @DogBlissYou:
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Leah said on March 3rd, 2010 at 4:04 pm

Thanks Kate-I was just a tad worried.
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jo-jo said on March 3rd, 2010 at 4:04 pm

Tom Cruise and katie split !!!! ???
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DogBlissYou said on March 3rd, 2010 at 4:05 pm

@Pattyanne:
You are very kind and sweet, Pattyanne. I’m pissed at Ian’s game playing, and it came out as sarcasm. Mea culpa. Also, I like that you called me “Doggie.”
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ancient chinese secret said on March 3rd, 2010 at 4:36 pm

ah ha! I knew this is the reason for Ian’s silence.
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Kate said on March 3rd, 2010 at 5:08 pm

Let’s take a walk down memory lane at IUC: I will only post those from IAN, not the puzzles from Sugar Ray or Miss Nine, or any stories from Erin.

March 2-2009
IAN finished his Angelina history month with part IV , which concluded with the question, “Were kids really a issue in the Jen and Brad breakup?” , which we all know now they were not.

March 11, 2009
Ex Female lover of Angelina Jolie to Pen Tell All

Well a new story out in Life & Style reports that British Author Jenny Paul has a book out. I doubt his is her, but this was what was said one year ago. This person was form LA.

An ex female lover of Angelina Jolie contacted IUC last week. She revealed loads of saucy, intimate details of her long affair with the Oscar winning actress. For now, she made IUC preserve her anonymity. “I’ll only come out when the book comes out early next year,” she said. “I’m the only person to know who the real Angie is. Everything you’ve been posting on ianundercover is accurate but you forgot to elaborate on her biggest addictions, sex, drugs and rock’n roll. ” When asked to elaborate, the L.A. based woman said Angelina used to take “designer drugs like babies drink milk”. She also claims she had sex with Jolie “at least six times each time we made love. Angie’s like a nymphomaniac, sex is her most important need. She loves to engage in lewd sexual acts, which has ruined her previous marriages and will destroy her family with Brad Pitt. Her behavior causes too much stress, anxiety and violence in her relationships. I don’t think there’s a person out there who’d be able to handle Angie’s tumultuous style of living.”

April 27, 2009
– Source Says Jen knew about Brangie’s Affair for months and did nothing to stop it.

Toni revealed to IUC that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt had been sleeping together “at least 18 months” before Pitt split with wife Jennifer Aniston. And the most shocking part of all is that Toni claims that Aniston knew about it. “She knew about it and didn’t do anything to interfere,” Toni said. “One night she caught Brad and Angie having phone sex and she completely ignored it. She knew they were having an affair. It was the perfect escape for her.” Toni insists all three parties “Brangiffer” have lied all these years to the public and media. “To say they have not been upfront is a complete understatement,” she said. Developing

April 28, 2009
Was Jonny Lee Hubby #1 or #2?

(rumors are now surfacing Brad also may have been married prior to Jen,anyone ever heard that before?)
A former close friend of Angelina Jolie launched explosive allegations this week, claiming that Jolie was married to another man before marrying actor Jonny Lee Miller in 1996. “Toni” said that Jolie was involved with a hot, exotic looking man with South American roots in 1994. “I believe they got married and never bothered to divorce,” “Toni” told IUC. “She was madly in love with him. They wore each other’s blood in vials, just like she did with Billy Bob. But the long distance thing was difficult to maintain. From what I know, they never even bothered to get a divorce…he was Angie’s first true love.” Developing…

April 30, 2009
Who Delivered Brangie’s kids?

More explosive allegations surfaced today against Brangie. A former close friend of the couple “Toni” questioned whether or not Angelina Jolie was in fact the biological mother of twins Vivienne and Knox. “I saw her a couple of weeks before she allegedly gave birth and it did not look like she was carrying twins,” “Toni” said. “She didn’t even look like she was in her first trimester of pregnancy. It was all very puzzling.”

(I did not post the part about Mickey Bretts book, that was just a announcement that we all have heard everywhere)

May 11, 2009

Angie’s Friend Fears for her Six Children (Incest)

An artist friend of actress Angelina Jolie told IUC tonight that around a year ago Jolie said “don’t you think I’d make beautiful babies with them”. The friend conceded that although Jolie may have been joking she’s worried that the sexy Hollywood actress might attempt one day to have kids with some of her children. She said Jolie does not believe incest is taboo and thinks the actress will eventually move to a country where it’s legal. Because incest is banned, the friend said, it is more attractive to Jolie. She claims Jolie only kisses her children on the lips, takes baths with them and gives them body massages. “She’s been intimately close with her brother James and several other relatives,” the source said. “I’m worried about what might happen when she gets older and her kids start developing. She’ll probably be alone then because no person can handle Angie’s fiery temperament for too long. I’m worried she’s going to seduce some of her children despite it being illegal. When it comes to sex she is very open about wanting to explore all boundaries.” Developing

May 14, 2009

Brad’s Parents Tell Him to Ditch Angie (this is tagged Brangie and Jane Pitt with Janes picture, Brad apparently did not listen to to one of his bitches)

Brad Pitt’s parents told their beloved son to drop Angelina Jolie if he wants to have a normal life, according to a source close to Pitt. “They sat him down and basically told him she’s trouble and no good,” the source said. “They urged him not to bring her to Cannes. Brad’s mother Jane is sick about what’s going on and has not been able to sleep well.” The source added that Jane Pitt is still close friends with the woman Brad cheated on Jennifer Aniston. “Jane would like nothing more than for Brad and Jen to reunite,” the source said. Developing…

May 15, 2009

Angie Tells Friend “I miss Jonny and Billy Bov: ; Pitt tells Jolie to get her butt to Cannes..

(we all saw how that worked out lol)

A person working closely with Angelina Jolie overheard the actress on the phone the other day telling someone how miserable she is. During the conversation, Jolie said she was on the verge of a nervous breakdown and could not wait till she wrapped up filming Salt. “I’m a total mess,” the source reports Jolie saying. “I’m lonely and fucked up. I miss Jonny and Billy Bob. They’re my closest friends. I feel like there’s no one I can trust except them. Everyone here is out to get me.” The source added how she’s worried about Jolie’s health and well being. “I think she’s gone over the deep end,” the source said. “I’ve never seen anyone look more unhappy, confused and desperate.” Meanwhile, IUC has learned there’s a fierce debate between Jolie and Brad Pitt about whether or not Jolie should appear on the red carpet with him at Cannes. “Angelina does not want to go,” a source in Pitt’s camp told IUC. “Brad told her if she does not go to Cannes it will cause him huge problems and will outshine the promo for his new Tarantino film. He threatened to do everything in his power to ruin her if she does not cooperate.” Developing…

(there was a reported who was at Cannes, nearby them, and told how the entire cast shunned her, and Brad was a drunk, and embarassed the cast, who knows what the truth is, but she did not go to another one for awhile)

May 19th, 2009

Angie’s Suicidal after Row with Brad

IUC has learned Angelina Jolie threatened to kill herself multiple times after a row with Brad Pitt a couple weeks back. According to a source close to Angie, the Oscar winning actress started writing a suicide note. “Things have not been good,” the source said. “A couple weeks ago they had a massive argument. Angelina threatened to kill herself over it. It was very ugly. I have never seen her look so frail and desperate. The kids were within earshot. I’d be amazed if Angie poses on the red carpet with Brad at Cannes. For that performance alone she would deserve and Oscar.” Developing…

(This would seem to suppport what this new book is saying ,that Brad is in control, but not the way he is behaving lately.)

May 20, 2009

Tarantino Eyes Second Half of Angie for Next Film-Flinstone Style? Angie Goes To Cannes to Smooze Tarantino for role in his next film. (guess that did not work out. nothing optioned there) lol

Angie Jolie is only in Cannes to charm her way into Quentin Tarantino’s next film as the leading lady. This has been confirmed from several sources close to Brangie and Tarantino. Tarantino has his eyes on the other half of Brangie for his next film project, according to one of the eccentric director’s physical fitness instructors. According to the instructor Tarantino, in Cannes to promote his new flick starring Brad Pitt “Inglorious Basterds”, has long been obsessed with several of Jolie’s body parts. Tarantino, according to the woman, is infatuated with Angelina Jolie and is convinced he can direct her to more Oscar glory. Tarantino’s instructor issued a warning to Jolie to wear socks during filming. “Quentin has a foot fetish,” she said. “He loves woman’s feet. A lot of times during our session I have caught him dozing off, looking point blank at my toes. We’ve joked about it many times. He admits he loves feet. He told me the first thing he does to a woman is suck her toes. If they taste good then he’s hooked.” The instructor says she once asked Tarantino who he thinks has the sexiest tootsies in Hollywood and without hesitation she says Tarantino replied, “definitely Angelina Jolie”. An actor friend who has worked with Tarantino over the years told IUC that the Kill Bill Director has been eyeing Jolie for years. “He’s dying to work with her,” the actor said. “He wants to make Angie his next Uma , meanwhile Pitt squirmed during his in NBC interview today.

May 21, 2009

A Picture is worth a 1000 words.

Followed with Pictures of Brad walking 20 feet in front of her at Cannes. lol and them both looking miserable.

June 3, 2009

Is Angie Considering running for office, is Angie after barryO?

Angie has told friends she’s convinced she can become the first female president in the U.S. A source told IUC Jolie recently admitted how bored she is of Hollywood and said she has her sights set on Washington. The A-list actor also recently told friends repeatedly how hot she thinks Barry Obama is. “Angie thinks Barack is the hottest guy out there today,” a close friend of Jolie told IUC. “She loves his smile and thinks his body is extremely sexy.” Will Angie try to steal the prez from first Lady Michelle the same way she stole Brad from Jen? let us know.

(The picture of the horse licking her boobs haha)

I skipped the Happy Birthday wishes to her.

June 9, 2009

Brangie as together as “Ike and Tina”

My top Brangie source insists the relationship is a complete facade. “They’re a brand and want everyone to believe that the brand is more solid than ever,” the source said. “Fact of the matter is that they split months ago. Today, they’re as together as Ike and Tina are. I wish the world would wake up and realize the truth about them.” Developing…

(wellll you can change that lol! source if you are really brave..)

The rest of June is just things about her looking for a place in Portugal, , Biily Bob wanting to shag her again,then Michael Jackson died.

Long time til the book came out…but there was not really much on them from June on..
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Pattyanne said on March 3rd, 2010 at 5:12 pm

Muah! I assign pet names to people I like. @DogBlissYou:
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Kate said on March 4th, 2010 at 12:37 am

what ? still no hints? lol
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Tamara said on March 4th, 2010 at 8:02 am

I love the little guy on front of this post, it looks just like Ian! haha
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mooki said on March 4th, 2010 at 8:33 am

http://www.tmz.com/2010/03/03/john-travolta-unzipped-fly-jeans-photo/

well, looky here.

also, peep @ the comments section for some not-so-shocking info on JT’s other life
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cuze said on March 4th, 2010 at 9:27 am

My guess.. Jen and Brad are going to present at the Oscars.
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Pattyanne said on March 4th, 2010 at 9:39 am

I would love it to be that….@cuze:
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I'm on the bidet said on March 4th, 2010 at 10:25 am

I hope the announcement is ‘new blog software for IUC’ because the site keeps posting then dropping my entries . . .
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I'm on the bidet said on March 4th, 2010 at 11:02 am

Many are guessing this blind item from ‘BlindGossip’ to be Angelina Jolie and “Salt” director Philip Noyce. Agree or no?

“BlindGossip – A certain famous married director has been filming more than feature films. He has used his own camera to record some of his very personal moments with his favorite actress. She hit the roof when she found out but can’t do very much about it. She knows that if she tries to take any sort of legal action, it would quickly become public knowledge, and she absolutely will not tolerate any hits to either her personal reputation or her current relationship. He has agreed to destroy the footage in exchange for her commitment to a future project of his. Frankly, we would take any promises made as a result of blackmail with a grain of salt.” http://blindgossip.com/?p=16328
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Lizzy said on March 4th, 2010 at 11:40 am

Johnny Depp’s longtime girlfriend tells him to quit Angelina Jolie film
Laura Dern found out the hard way — and so did Jennifer Aniston.
But Johnny Depp’s longtime gal pal has no intention of joining the trail of brokenhearted Hollywood ladies left crying to Oprah Winfrey after Angelina Jolie stole their men.
So when Vanessa Paradis found out her “Pirates of the Caribbean” stud and Jolie were to shoot a passionate love scene in their new movie “The Tourist,” she ordered Depp to find another gig, a source told The Post.
But by all appearances, Depp has not been able to cut himself out of the shoot. Filming started last month and Depp and Jolie were spied sharing a laugh on set at the Palazzo Pisani Moretta in Venice on Tuesday.
In the flick, Jolie plays an Interpol agent who seduces a tourist, played by Depp, in order to flush out a criminal she had a fling with in the past.
Paradis “found out that there was a real long and intense love scene between [Depp] and Jolie,” a source close to the project said.
“He’s currently trying to [get out of the movie], but I don’t know if he’s succeeded. But he’s trying and they’re talking about replacing him with [Jolie's partner] Brad Pitt or Leonardo DiCaprio.”
Paradis, Depp’s partner of 12 years with whom she has two kids, doesn’t have to look deep into Jolie’s past to find reasons to worry.
The puffy-lipped siren and Pitt hooked up after they steamed up the screen in “Mr. & Mrs. Smith.”
The 2005 picture was largely credited with busting up Pitt’s Tinseltown union with “Friends” actress Aniston.
Years earlier, Jolie got her hooks into Billy Bob Thornton, while the “Sling Blade” actor was reportedly engaged to actress Dern.
Reps for Depp, Jolie, Sony Pictures and producer Graham King could not be reached for comment yesterday.

…if he actually does get out of this film I think it would speak volumes about her. Clearly people look at her as a homewrecker…no matter waht the actual circumstances were when she got togeher with Pitt/BBT. I can’t wait for Ian’s new information but this made my day to see this morning on Pg6 – I’m dying for some more Brand gossip – not the fluff pictures we’ve been getting as of late!
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Vittoria said on March 4th, 2010 at 11:41 am

@Pattyanne:
I don’t think so. Were that to happen, there would probably be some injured babies littering the palazzo.
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Pattyanne said on March 4th, 2010 at 12:50 pm

LOL, how true, I had nearly forgotten she’s a diagnoses psychopath.
Okay, a week = 7 days, with Sunday being the first day. Today is Thursday, so we have two days after today to wait for the big announcement. Thank gawd I have lots of coffee and cheese puffs (Britney got me into them, what can I say?) Ian, if I gain 10 lbs, it’s your fault!!!@Vittoria:
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Kate said on March 4th, 2010 at 12:54 pm

@mooki:
mooki, why is this important? what am I missing? leave this guy alone, his son is dead, isn’t that enough for you? they are both having having a tough time of it.
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Emerson said on March 4th, 2010 at 1:14 pm

@Pattyanne:
you guys crack me up! I love this blog!
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Leah said on March 4th, 2010 at 1:18 pm

Ian-this week? So we only have three more days to find out your news.You are such a tease!
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Vittoria said on March 4th, 2010 at 1:26 pm

@Pattyanne:
Do you prefer the soft crunchy ones or the hard crunchy ones?
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Vittoria said on March 4th, 2010 at 1:27 pm

@Kate:
I agree 1 billion percent.
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Kate said on March 4th, 2010 at 1:29 pm

@Leah:
lol not exactly, Saturday is the last day of the week, and Oscar is Sunday..:)..

buszzzzz week for the city of hellions! Maybe JD &VP will fly into LA and tell Angie babe so long…and poor Brad will have to make that movie and they both watch the rest of their careers go down the toilet, because no one would go see them in it, except those fanfic writes who have organisms over their non sex life.
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Leah said on March 4th, 2010 at 1:36 pm

Kate-that would be a riot. Brad sealed his fate in more ways than one with Jolie didn’t he?
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joanne said on March 4th, 2010 at 2:05 pm

I also hope they replace Depp with Pitt. It’s fitting and a movie I’m not watching if Jolie is in it (unless I see it for free).
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Pattyanne said on March 4th, 2010 at 3:21 pm

LOL, glad we do. In fact we have a very good time here generally Em. It’s a great bunch, eclectic, but great.@Emerson:
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Pattyanne said on March 4th, 2010 at 3:22 pm

Both, depending upon my mood. When I’m at the computer and can’t take a break, I prefer the soft…just sorta let them melt in my mouth…but when watching an action film…give me the crunch! LOL@Vittoria:
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DogBlissYou said on March 4th, 2010 at 3:31 pm

@New tell all Brangelina?:
Ralph Fiennes is a douchebag for ever having dumped Francesca Annis. He then compounded his douchbagedness by screwing Skankalina.
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Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on March 4th, 2010 at 3:38 pm

@Kate:

They’ve started shooting with Johnny Depp in the role, how could he possibly get out of it now? I mean, if he somehow managed to get out of it in a matter of a week or two then perhaps they could re-shoot these scenes, but we’re still talking about a cost to the production of hundreds of thousands of dollars at least, if not more. Plus it would be death to the film, and isn’t he doing it as a favour to a mate anyway? I genuinely cannot figure out why he is doing this film, the part is everything he tried so hard not to be – why play to type now? Unless he is so soft-hearted that he was willing to destroy his hard-won rep as a character actor to help out a friend? Has the credit crunch really hit HW that bad? (I know it has the T industry but I thought film was not as badly hit but I don’t know this industry well). Wasn’t Depp the guy who bailed out Nicolas Cage to the sum of a few million bucks to repay him for helping him in his early career? If so, maybe he is such a soft touch that he is doing it as a favour. But he looks so uncomfortable and awkward with all the attention that’s been brought on him by the Brangelina press machine that it makes me wonder if he really thought this through. I mean what did he really expect? I watched an interview with him the other night and he was the quietest, most unassuming man, hiding behind a bg hat and glasses as usual. He described doing love scenes with Keira Knightley as “really awkward” or words to that effect, how’s he going to feel about doing a sex scene with a woman who loves to brag about how much she enjoys doing them? It is so weird, I don’t get it at all. Do you Kate? Unless he is just doing it for the money like Pirates?
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Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on March 4th, 2010 at 3:40 pm

@DogBlissYou:

Ralph Fiennes effs everybody, pretty rough air stewardesses included. He is reknowned for being a dirty dog. Him and AJ are pretty on a parr when it comes to skankdom I think, although he comes across as a very nice, unassuming, humble guy. Sadly, just compromised by his d*ck. Shame!
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Kate said on March 4th, 2010 at 4:22 pm

He compromised it on that flight according to Myra Panache, with a lifelong threatening problem.
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Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on March 4th, 2010 at 4:22 pm

Although I have to say if Johnny Depp pulls out of this film I will have a little party in his honour. If he pulls out that is the end of her HW career, no question. This Johnny Depp flick is keeping her afloat right now PR-wise, and it is only the combo of the two of them that can possibly keep her relevant enough not to take a msjor nosedive when the Salted Turkey comes out. And even if they get Leonardo DiCaprio – which they won’t, he has also tried hard to forge a career as a serious actor, not a pretty boy – she is still toast. Leo is just not that hot any more (nor that hetero in fact), it won’t sell like a Johnny/Jolie flick would. And for that reason I urge Johnny to bail on that bomb stat, and take that bitch down like she deserves. Why would he sacrifice his credibility to keep her fading star afloat? Beats me….
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Kate said on March 4th, 2010 at 4:31 pm

hey Keane, I am not sure I really buy that he is trying to get out of he, he looks pretty comfortable with her imo and it is a common trick to stir up controversy like this to promote a film, some feel they did that with MAMS. the director thought the Producers released footage of them together when they should not have been because no one else had access to it. This is the kind of film that needs a little push.

JD did Chocolat, and who would have thought that would have been such a bit hit, and he was amazing in that film, and an equal to Ms. Binoche I might add.

Brad stepped in and did Tree of Life when Heath died, and they are pretty early in the filming, but I agree this is nonsense really, if it is true, he would have pulled out prior to filming.

I adore Leo and think he is much more talented than both Brad and JD..jmo
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Kate said on March 4th, 2010 at 4:34 pm

Agree the film will do better with JD, he is dark like Angie and more her match, and he is attached so that works better to sell this bs to sell the film and her “I am the most desirable woman in the world and I can have anyone that I want and Brad and I have a open relationship and can still raise a family together, got it?”

LOL
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Emerson said on March 4th, 2010 at 4:46 pm

I am seeing that every news outlet is reporting (entertainment and outlets such as Fox or CNN!) the fact that Johnny and/or Vanesa wants out of the movie, which really is surprising to me! That has to be VERY bad news to Angelina’s ears, don’t cha think?? Or more to the point, bad news to directors/producers et al???? I mean she is such tabloid fodder, that any type of bad publicity is going to go against her, I would assume, but I obviouslly could be very wrong…I know in the pics of Johnny and Angelina shooting in Venice, Johnny looks just a tad unhappy. I cannot imagine a star such as he is, who is a very private person, enjoying being put into the frenetic atmosphere that Angelina orchestrates for herself, so very obviouslly. She is so desparate now for attention/good press/recognition perhaps, that she is grasping at any good pr she can find..hence the “twins” being parading out almost daily now!! With this news that a major A list star (Johnny) is trying not to work for her, I cannot imagine what the future really does hold for her in HW. And please, if I have to hear her screaming her lines in the little previews for Salt one more time, I may have to throw up, man, is she a BAD actress! Don’t even get me started in on the Kay Scarpetta role! Will she wear an fug blond wig like she did in that inane movie about a reporter years ago? I guess I am just slightly mesmerized by this whole situation….big time leaks that Johnny wants out, parading the twis plus dear ‘ole Dad around Venice…the other children visiting the set daily, Brad planting a forced and ackward kiss on her to show their “togetherness”, it just smells of crash and burning! I can see a total meltdown soon, if she hasn’t already. She has lost any/all box office draw as far as I am concerned, and her acting is so FORCED, man she is just one of the sickest actors I have ever seen. She sooo obviouslly is still as she always has been a diagnosed psychopath, and I think she is crashing and burning, which is way too sad for the sorry little children she has purchased over the years. I wonder who she will project all her problems on in order to continued to be ‘worshipped’? I can only imagine…sexually abused by daddy/brother/mother as a child? Be in an “abusive” relationship with Brad, an alcoholic/sexually confused partner? Being “raped” by someone in the business when she was just a teenager? She will somehow find a way to put blame on someone else’s shoulders as to why she is so messed up, that we can all be very sure of! She has to be looked at as a victim in order for people to continue having her in movies, or looked up to as Saint Angelina, or praised as an actress (haha). Ya all know what I meean…jmo Salt looks disturbingly BAD imo and all the reshoots cannot be good for the film, I feel another bomb coming on. Now, the next film has a true A list celebrity trying to back out…has anything like that ever happened before?
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Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on March 4th, 2010 at 5:10 pm

@Kate:

Juliette Binoche is a reknowned French beauty though, the type of woman that Angelina (and her mother too) aspires to be, but never will. Chocolat was a beautiful tale of romantic love, which Binoche excels at (The English Patient etc), and probably looked better on paper than it did in the cinemas. This Tourist flick is not quite in that ball park I dont think. Angelina does not have the class to pull this act off and I’m surprised Johnny could not see that. This will not work between them, trust me on this. Neither of them will be convincing in it. This film requires the presence of two “enigmatic movie stars” to make it work (the like of which is not really around nowadays), the kind of people who can draw in an audience on the basis of their allure alone. Johnny is not quite comfortable enough as a leading man type to do this and she is not classy enough (she has always been down at the end of the Tomb Raider/ Mr and Mrs Smith/ Wanted slutty sex bomb end of the market). T’will not work, and t’will be awful, you mark my words! But they will probably make a reasonable enough box office on the basis of this PR strategy alone. So far we have had “Angelina will steal Vanessa’s man”, then we had “Angelina has told Brad she can sleep with Johnny if she wanted to” (like any person, male or female, single or in a long-term relationship, would unquestionably want to sleep with her, without hesitation) and now we have “Vanessa has urged Johnny to get out of this film because she is jealous of his love scenes with Angelina” – it’s all pretty predictable. If Johnny was trying to get out of his contract he would not have started shooting. Plus he would get sued so I doubt it would be too wise an idea. I think he probably thought it through pretty well before he signed on the dotted line, or at least his agent/lawyer/manager did. Unless they are worried this Jolie vehicle will damage his brand (it will) and they are inventing this Vanessa BS as a way of trying to distance him from her. Who knows….
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Kate said on March 4th, 2010 at 6:15 pm

true Keane, Brad should feel humilated over all this, you know you are with a ho when the women on the View are putting in their 2 cents on Vanessa watching her man, and it is JD who is Brad’s friend.
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Odais said on March 4th, 2010 at 6:25 pm

@Kate:

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/international/in_depp_trouble_gG4cFzDbxSAZgNFLjtDNiP

It was hard to believe that when I read it!!!…But the news is from NYpost, I have credibility about this site.

I am not shame on Brad Pitt, because he decided to be or to live with this NASTY woman,, he lost his dignity. I feel sorry about Brad’s Family, I mean, not the children, I am sorry, I feel sorry for Brad’s parents, brother & syster…GOD!!!..This smells BAD.
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stinky-inky said on March 4th, 2010 at 6:29 pm

In the picture I saw of JD on set, he looked unrecognizable and I thought maybe it was a stand-in. Did he have to gain a lot of weight for this role? And I mean Robert De Niro Raging Bull kind of weight? Or is he on prednisone? I didn’t see his gorgeous chiseled face. Looked more like Jerry Lewis circa 2003 than Jack Sparrow.
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ancient chinese secret said on March 4th, 2010 at 6:32 pm

@Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:

Here Here. Brillant.
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stinky-inky said on March 4th, 2010 at 6:33 pm

@Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
Perhaps a few days on set and he’s figured your last hypothesis is the reality and wants to bolt.
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stinky-inky said on March 4th, 2010 at 6:34 pm

@stinky-inky:
Found it:
http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/celebrities/hollywood/johnny-depp-gets-to-work-on-the-tourist-216067/
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Pattyanne said on March 4th, 2010 at 7:12 pm

Entertainment Tonight just announced that Brad Pitt is flying in from Venice to attend the Oscars Sunday. Well, well, well.
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Leah said on March 4th, 2010 at 7:59 pm

Someone said they watched ET and this was NOT mentioned. Is it someone playing around?
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Odais said on March 4th, 2010 at 8:02 pm

@Leah:

Yes, You are right!!!..Not in ET.
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Pattyanne said on March 4th, 2010 at 8:30 pm

Sorry Leah, I am the one who posted what I saw , myself, personally, on Entertainment Tonite. Billy Bush announced that Brad Pitt is flying over from Venice to attend the Oscars. It was said to be “breaking news” exclusive to ET. @Leah:
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Pattyanne said on March 4th, 2010 at 8:38 pm

Okay, my error, Billy Bush is on Access Hollywood.@Pattyanne:
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Kate said on March 4th, 2010 at 11:54 pm

@Odais:
Welll this is entertaining at least, Murdoch is having a little fun it appears with his leading lady , and anyone else near her will get cut and bleed right along with her. lol ..possible I suppose..something to watch. I wonder whose idea it was to file the lawsuit, hers or Brads, ha ..after all they rented his home in Long Island right, Salt , etc…

so would Jolie really be that stupid…or are they all in on this as some big PR scheme to sell these upcoming flops?
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Iona said on March 5th, 2010 at 12:51 am

I’ve been suspicious that somehow this is a way to promote, of all people, Vanessa Paradis. You in tjhe UK are more familiar with her, but she’s rarely mentioned in the States, and then usually with disparaging comments that she’s too fugly to be with Johnny, can’t dance, can’t sing, etc. In the last couple of years now that the kids are older, you see her putting out her first CD in 10 years (Divin Idyll) and getting some acting roles in France. You know she’d like to get a role in an American film.

As for JD – I’m kind of worried something’s going on with him. In the Tourist photos, he’s got dark circles under his eyes and his face is much puffier than it was days before at the London premiere of Alice.
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chris said on March 5th, 2010 at 5:31 am

hello everybody,
i just can’t buy all this Depp story.
first, the ugly jolie (who looks like she’s shooting dumb & dumber on the balcony pictures by the way) is in Venice with her entire family, the miserable slave included.
then Vanessa stays in Paris. if she was afraid for her relationship, she would be in Italy and wouldn’t give a sh*t of the Cesars, where she looked as happy as usual.
and finally, Depp said in an interview that jolie was a doll (i wanna puke) and that he was impressed by the depth of her love for her man & children (and now i have to go to the bathroom).
so i guess that the Depp’s comments are for PR & that the family presence was the condition for Depp to work with her. i don’t think he’d risk his family for a commercial movie. and don’t forget he had way more wild partners then jolie, she wants to be seen like a free spirit but she’s just brassing the air. when you read or watch interviews of Depp speaking about Vanessa, you see that all he loves in her are things jolie lacks and will never have a clue about. i guess she can make illusion for a while but not for long. JMO. god, I’m still laughing at those shooting pictures !!! she’s dressed as if the story took place in the fifties. so ridiculous, “oh and if i wave my hand like i’m the queen of england i’ll look classy enough to seem french”, no stupid, you just look dumber than usual. and french woman are not that classy, we are normal, and we are 90% enjoying being casual.
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cuze said on March 5th, 2010 at 7:12 am

Ok Ian, it’s the end of the week. How long you going to keep us waiting???
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ooops said on March 5th, 2010 at 7:59 am

So, that stupid is going to the Oscar and without Stupigelina ?????? ha I guess he wants to take a break from filming “The Happy Family” ha They are so over . Ian come on man tell us what is this major announcement.
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Vittoria said on March 5th, 2010 at 8:03 am

@Pattyanne:
I saw it too Patty. It was that lady Mary Murphy. She def said that Brad Pitt is going. Heard it with my own ears.
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marty said on March 5th, 2010 at 8:10 am

@chris:
Yes, I agree with you. I say to myself: what’s with the wave of hands? ..does she think she is the queen of England? ..and that people like her that much?…. I don’t think so! She looks stupid and the clothes are ‘yack’, like from the 50’s and don’t suit her at her. No with that flat ass body, she doesn’t look right with that ‘baggy’ dress and her lllllllloooooooooooonggg long, arms, not quite a pretty ‘doll’ picture. Maybe Johnny was being polite and he meant to say she was a ‘drag’, she looks like on ‘drag’, not offense to the transformist population. She really is ‘psycho indeed. A monkey dress in silk still a monkey if you get my drift.
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chris said on March 5th, 2010 at 8:30 am

@marty:
i get it loud and clear. i agree, she’s morphing into a man, not as much as Madonna but that’s because she has no muscles at all. it’s a wonder how she can stand on her feet. there are a lot of trans genders who are more feminine than ‘it’ is. i don’t get the “most beautiful woman of the world” title. first it’s a dumb assumption unless you’ve actually seen all the women on earth. plus women who had plastic surgery shouldn’t be considered for that title. if need be she could compete for miss swan. still laughing about the hand. she seems to have the head full of water. my daughter is 6 and she’s better at acting.
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Emerson said on March 5th, 2010 at 9:16 am

@Vittoria:
@chris:
hahaha now that’s funny, but I just ate my breakfast too, now I must go throw up….and I def heard it on ET it was a blurb at the very end that would be easily missed…
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mooki said on March 5th, 2010 at 9:28 am

http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/mick_and_angie_hot_hookups_qc5WluX9ZGOqNA8mG08e7M
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ladybert62 said on March 5th, 2010 at 9:40 am

Tick tock tick tock tick tock – its friday – when is the announcement?
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RealityCheck said on March 5th, 2010 at 11:05 am

OK, the week is over. So what?

Are you sure you really have an announcement, Ian?
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Yorkshire Girl said on March 5th, 2010 at 11:33 am

Hello everyone, ‘hope that you are all well on this wonderful Friday afternoon!

First of all Stinky-Inky, thanks for the link to the picture of Johnny Depp…although I must confess that upon opening the link, initially I thought it was a picture of Peter Sutcliffe (the Yorkshire Ripper) he looks so bloated and odd.

Regarding the rumours of Paradis ordering JD to bow out of the film, I smell bullshit. She would have known about the scene months ago, as we all did, a simple Google search would have brought up the information. Anyway, just how SEXY would Angie-Ho’s dripping wet, skinny, emaciated, untoned, saggy, lumpy, mans figure, covered in tattoos actually be? I’d rather see Gollum and Frodo go at it in the shower, than the former spectacle. I think this is a twee PR ploy to arouse interest and garner free column inches in the press. That or James Haven is busy whistling along to The Surrey with the Fringe on top whilst burning up the fax machine again, creating new rumours to keep sister dearest relevant.

Could she really want to get her putrid, dirty witches’ claws into JD? I don’t think he would be her type. He’s no limp dicked gimp that she could push around, like she does with that pussy whipped loser Brad Pitt, who by the way, needs to man up, grow some balls and stop letting Gollum run the staged photo ops, sorry his life. JD hates publicity and probably doesn’t want a football team full of human accessories, sorry children, otherwise he would have had them by now. The only thing I can see that she could possibly get out of it would be the publicity…..but could she even survive pulling an Angelina again?

*Pulling an Angelina definition; when a low class scuzzy slut of the worse order employs underhand deceitful, despicable, guerrilla tactics to lure a married man into her bed and keep him there. JMHO.

On a lighter note it finally hit me the other day who the principle characters the washed up GRUESOME TWOSOME remind me of. Brad Pitt IS MR Twit (the Roald Dahl character) nasty, smelly Mr Twit, whose straggly, disgusting beard is full of unspeakable horrors (just imagine where its been…….)
Did anyone ever see Jim Henson’s Dark Crystal? It was my favourite childhood film. Well Angelina Jolie IS a predatory, vulture-like, cruel and bipedal being…..she IS a SKEKSIS-the evil beings in the Dark Crystal who hunt down and kill the Gelflings. LOL.

Finally something is rotting in Denmark, wheeling out the babies, the cozy pics of her and dearest papa just going for a pleasant stroll…………either she is trying to get JD and this is is all an act to hook him on the Jolier than thou facade, or, something big is about to come out…..apparently Andrew Morton’s book contains some REAL DIRT that makes Ian’s book (no offence) look like a pleasant fairytale. Come on Ian, make the announcement.
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chris said on March 5th, 2010 at 11:46 am

“breaking news: BP chose AJ because she has what he spent his life searching in women : a penis”
no ? are you sure ?
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Yorkshire Girl said on March 5th, 2010 at 11:58 am

Hello everyone, ‘hope you are all well. If this ends up posting twice apologies, but I posted it before and it didn’t appear.

First of all Stinky-Inky, thanks for the link to the picture of Johnny Depp…although I must confess that upon opening the link, initially I thought it was a picture of Peter Sutcliffe (the Yorkshire Ripper) he looks so bloated and odd.

Regarding the rumours of Paradis ordering JD to bow out of the film, I smell bullshit. She would have known about the scene months ago, as we all did, a simple Google search would have brought up the information. Anyway, just how SEXY would Angie-Ho’s dripping wet, skinny, emaciated, untoned, saggy, lumpy, mans figure, covered in tattoos actually be? I’d rather see Gollum and Frodo go at it in the shower, than the former spectacle. I think this is a PR ploy to arouse interest and garner free column inches in the press. That or James Haven is busy whistling along to The Surrey with the Fringe on top whilst burning up the fax machine again, creating new rumours to keep sister dearest relevant.

Could she really want to get her putrid, dirty witches’ claws into JD? I don’t think he would be her type. He’s no limp dicked gimp that she could push around, like she does with that pussy whipped loser Brad Pitt, who by the way, needs to man up, grow some balls and stop letting Skelewhore satge these photo opps/run is life. JD hates publicity and probably doesn’t want a football team full of human accessories, otherwise he would have had them by now. The only thing I can see that she could possibly get out of it would be the publicity…..but could she even survive pulling an Angelina again?

*Pulling an Angelina definition; when a low class scuzzy slut of the worse order, employs underhand deceitful, despicable, guerrilla tactics to lure a married man into her bed and keep him there. JMHO.

On a lighter note it finally hit me the other day who the principle characters the washed up GRUESOME TWOSOME remind me of. Brad Pitt IS MR Twit (the Roald Dahl character) nasty, smelly Mr Twit, whose straggly, disgusting beard is full of unspeakable horrors…..(just imagine where its been…..)
Did anyone ever see Jim Henson’s Dark Crystal? It was my favourite childhood film. Well Angelina Jolie IS a predatory, vulture-like, cruel and bipedal being…..she is a SKEKSIS-the evil beings in the Dark Crystal who hunt down and kill the Gelflings. LOL.

Finally something is rotting in Denmark, wheeling out the babies, the cozy pics of her and dearest long lost papa just going for a pleasant stroll…………either she IS trying to get JD and this is a Jolier than thou act to hook him, or, something big is about to come out…..apparently Andrew Morton’s book , which isn’t out yetcontains some REAL DIRT that makes Ian’s book (no offence) look like a pleasant fairytale.
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lurkeyloo said on March 5th, 2010 at 2:49 pm

I seriously doubt Vanessa is threatened by Jolie….I truly think that JD wants out b/c he realized what a stink bomb this film will be if AJ is involved and also does not want to be involved in the “circus” surrounding her and her “family”. If the PR is sounding out that Vanessa is jealous and insecure about a love scene between JD and AJ that is coming from AJ’s camp, IMO. Something else to try and make her look better (as thought she could redeem herself in any way, at this point)…I smell the stink on this one. Something is not quite right. And, it would deem BP to put out all of the Jagger and other lovers stories so as to a: show her as the lying whore she is (”oh, I’ve only had four lovers”…”I would never sleep with another woman’s husband”, except, ahem, Jennifer Anniston, Jerry Hall and the engaged, Laura Dern…god knows who else) and b: deflect anything she has over him or releases about him.

She is a piece of trash.
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Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on March 5th, 2010 at 2:59 pm

Angie is getting some really bad press today. Top two stories on the Daily Mail website are about her being a man-stealing skank. Oh dear. 90% of the comments are against her too, they are usually much more 50/50. Tide is turning folks. Seems like we don’t really need any big scandal about the twins to sink this ship, it will happen on the basis of the men she’s effed alone. She is not so much looking like the alluring, irresistible femme fatale as a major skank these days. Not a good look, not a good look at all.
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Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on March 5th, 2010 at 3:12 pm

@Iona:

I agree on the JD part, he is very bloated in the face and has looked like that for a while. Is he a big drinker perhaps?

As for Vanessa well admittedly she is not looking too amazing now, but believe me when I say she was one of the most beautiful women in the world in her youth. She was the woman who actually gave Kate Moss her career – Calvin Klein were looking for a model who “looked like Vanessa Paradis” for that famous ad with Mark Wahlberg which launcher her. Check out the advert she did for Coco Chanel when she was dressed as a bird in a cage, she was a rare beauty. But as far as the rest of your theory goes, I’m not so sure. I think if she wanted to make a name for herself in the US she could have done it off the back of being married to Depp quite some time ago. Nah, not buying it, I think this is all about promoting AJ. Angelina is so irresistible that if a man comes within a 5 mile radius of her he will instantly drop his kecks, leave his wife and declare undying love for her see? Yeah Angie, right.
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pickwick said on March 5th, 2010 at 4:40 pm

@Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
Whatever the real story about Johnny Depp wanting out of this film (and I think you were probably right that he doesn’t enjoy the Pitt Circus Show) it is really pretty awful that Brad has to go along with this big photo op (including the twins and the nutty dad) JUST to keep people from thinking his partner and the mother of his children would have sex with Johnny Depp. This big show of bringing her partner and her kids and her dad is all about making her look wholesome. It has to suck when your partner has such a bad reputation that she can’t even go to work with a male co-worked without this giant circus.
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pickwick said on March 5th, 2010 at 4:43 pm

@Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
I’ve read stories over the years of women trying to get Depp into bed and he wouldn’t go. I’ve always heard he keeps it safely tucked inside his trousers. But who knows if what you read is true?
Watching the horror story around him and seeing it all up close must convince him more than ever. Every guy in Hollywood must be thinking they dodged a bullet.
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pickwick said on March 5th, 2010 at 4:56 pm

@Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
I looked up old photos of Vanessa. I think she looks great then and looks great now. She has an interesting look—the wonderful, weird clothes, the uneven teeth. She and Depp’s body language is incredible. No matter which photos I looked at—older or more recent—-they are leaning into one another and holding onto each other. It doesn’t look forced. It looks affectionate. Like they both feel a little awkward stopping to pose for photos and they are hanging onto each other. The only photo i found that had her children showed one child walking with her arm all the way around her mum. Sorry, but I’ve never seen Jolie’s kids with their arms around her. She is hanging onto them and on a good day they look like they accept it and on a bad day they look like they want her to let go.
Depp also said something once in an interview (if I remember it correctly) that he just wants to hang out with his kids and get a few tomatoes out of the garden and that would make him happy. Of course, the same guy said that money couldn’t buy happiness but it would buy a nice boat to drive right up to it.
I’m not a Johnny Depp nut—I like him fine but don’t make a point to see his movies—but I would be pretty disappointed if he did a Pitt.
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Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on March 5th, 2010 at 5:02 pm

@pickwick:

I don’t think that is the reason he is there, I think she is probably blackmailing him by threatening to expose details of his sexual predilections and drug use. I can’t see any other reason why he would go along with it while dressed like a rag and bone man. He looks truly miserable, and desperate, totally trapped between the lion’s jaws. JMO
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Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on March 5th, 2010 at 6:01 pm

Angie Ho is now parading the boys around a basilica. The boys look grim-faced as always and not remotely attached to her. Brad is standing a good three foot away and looks like he has been forced to walk alongside her by someone holding a gun to a loved one’s head. His expression says “let’s just go along with these people and act like everything’s alright and no-one will get hurt”. Total hostage. Angelina as usual is the only one vainly trying to smile and lool like they are enjoying themselves. Seriously, why is she doing this? It is not doing her any favours. Promenading around Venice with a man who looks like he is being forced to be there by the threat of serious violence and two children who are about as attached to you as they are their headmistress (if they indeed went to school) is not a good look. When will she learn? Strange, misguided woman.
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Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on March 5th, 2010 at 6:14 pm

@pickwick:

Vanessa has been famous in the UK since she was 14 and had a number one hit record. She was seen as a Lolita type figure. She was pretty beautiful, but also quirky, grungy and cool. The blueprint on which Kate Moss built her look I’m certain of it.
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Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on March 5th, 2010 at 6:24 pm

BTW there are some hilarious comments under Michael K’s post on Jaggeralina on DListed. I was laughing my butt off!
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pickwick said on March 5th, 2010 at 7:35 pm

@Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
@Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
You have got to read this one, Keane.
I just found some comments on gawker about the Angie/Mick thing.

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(I just about fell off the couch laughing when I got to ‘Mange”)–pickwick

Also, Gawker has the item in the gossip roundup and just sums it up with ‘of all the people in the world who could cheat on their partners, it was just astounding that Mick Jagger and Angelina Jolie would do it”. Well…they said it better as usual. The other day they had a list of the flavors of the gelatos the kids are eating in Venice—the interview with the ice-cream lady and all the conflicting accounts of which kid ate which flavor. There was a funny photograph snapped of one of the babies dropping their ice cream and a security agent just looks horrified. “Ice Cream Down/ Get another one ASAP”.
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Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on March 5th, 2010 at 7:48 pm

@pickwick:

It’s so funny, particularly how they keep repeating the same photo opp stunt as well. They have done “buying ice cream in Venice in the bleak mid-winter” twice now in a matter of weeks (an opp theme that was debuted in Syria for the unveiling of the toddler versions of the “twins” of course). Now they are looking for variety so are taking the novel step of “sight-seeing at the Basilica in improbably high heels (Angelina)” which Bradley Cooper and Renee Zellweger used for their beardarama fauxmance debut shots. This is of course a development from the already existing “wearing improbably high heels while shopping at the grocery store with the 2x females set” themed op which was debuted way back when in the states when there was still some suggestion that they might still be vaguely together. I love the photo opps, they make me laugh my butt off. Keep them coming Brangelina, keep them coming!

Oh and it is interesting to see that Angelina has now released her own “version of the Brangelina truth” ghost-written by a contributing writer to the eonline gossip site. How very curious. I guess there are only so many news/gossip outlets you can afford to pay off at one time, they are probably getting their money’s worth out of e. I wonder if this was written into their contract with them alongside the dropping of Fake-a-la-Ferocity and the guaranteed arse-licking from Ted Casablanca. Just a thought….

Oh and like the Gawker comments but the D-Listed ones were way funnier I think. They were variations on the theme of “Teabaggeralina” or something. Hysterical!
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DogBlissYou said on March 5th, 2010 at 7:57 pm

@Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
…”beardarama fauxmance…”. LOL Keane Cyber Queen Supreme!!
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Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on March 5th, 2010 at 8:09 pm

Also don’t you think it’s hilarious that Angelina always uses the line that she rejects men becuase their consumption of alcohol is a bad example to her children (Brad, Colin Farrell etc) in her PR? I’m assuming she believes using meth makes someone a really good parent then? Ahem.
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Kate said on March 5th, 2010 at 8:42 pm

oh well now someone is saying Brad has a 1st wife(prior to Jen, who Jen graciously stepped in a took Brad off her hands when he could not take care of her) and it a huge secret, and he still loves her and is a major theat to Brange.

Damn how many ways can we paint him? What is next? Married every which way he can. Gay , bi, grunge, depressed, rapaped, attacker, pedophile, hillbilly, humanitarian, architect, sexiest man alive, billy goat Brad, bongo Brad, Rat Pack Brad, Golden Boy, Golden God, have I left anything out?

just wondering, oh wait, yes there is another person over at FF that says Brad is really not Brad but a clone or a looka a alike and the real Brad was killed or something like that- I think…did not quite get that..skimming. anyone know what that is about?

How many partners and lives does Brad have, let us count them?
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Bey bey said on March 6th, 2010 at 6:28 am

@Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:</aI
Do you really think the new book is ghost written? It does seem like a very hetrosexual life story so far!!!
Next revelation will be about AJ & BPs HOT HOT HOT HOT sex life…what a page turner! YAWN.
You just know the Andrew Morton book will also suck,If only the people on here could write a bio!
AJs lawyer would start the defamation suit after reading the first page lol.
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Bessie Smith said on March 6th, 2010 at 6:33 am

@Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
“beardarama fauxmance” you need to trade mark that one Keane:) Lol
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Ex gay ministries said on March 6th, 2010 at 6:49 am

Is Angelina straight now? the media never hints at anything with girls anymore.People do change you know.
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Ex gay ministries said on March 6th, 2010 at 6:51 am

Jesus Loves Y’all
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Sue Ellen 5150 said on March 6th, 2010 at 9:21 am

Hey alltogether,

I am writing from Germany and I come here to read your comments for a long time.

Ian, in Germany it is afternoon already. What is about your “big” announcement? Now come on, give us this thing. So we have the possibility to discuss. Otherwise the weekend is over. And I think we have spend enough time with waiting. Enough is enough. I don’t see the funny side.

Have a nice weekend…
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pickwick said on March 6th, 2010 at 11:51 am

@DogBlissYou:
I was going to point that one out. It should be in a dictionary under Jolie/Pitt.
Perfect.
I’m going to look up the D-Lister Jagger/Jolie romance names.
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pickwick said on March 6th, 2010 at 11:55 am

@Kate:
My favorite Brad was the one that gets drunk and falls asleep in the vineyard behind the Chateau. She is very good at getting all the “Drunk Brad” stories out there.
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pickwick said on March 6th, 2010 at 11:56 am

@Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
She actually got poor Colin twice. The first story out was that he was obsessed with her and loved her too much and she had to cut the ties and the second was that he is a drunk and she cut the ties.
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Real Talk said on March 6th, 2010 at 12:42 pm

I call bullshit on the VP wants JD to quit this film. First of all JD stated that he couldn’t live the life of Brangelina (I read this with my own eyes and he was quoted but I can’t remember where I read it. I did a search but couldn’t find it) so why would he leave his wife and kids to be with AJ and her litter. I doubt he wants to bang the bag of bones. I think he is looking bad because of all of the media involvement in a film that just started shooting. It’s only going to get crazier. Didn’t Charlize Theron have the part first and got out of it? When did he get involved before or after AJ. I don’t thinks he knew what he was getting into and maybe he wants out. As someone already stated she would be on the set like Melanie Griffin was when she made that film with Antonio Banderas. Ang stated she would rather be with Melanie. Gross. JMO
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JeniC said on March 6th, 2010 at 1:40 pm

Robert Pattinson & Tom Sturridge why can’t the fangirls see?
I guess obsessing over Robert Pattinson is safer than real guys.
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Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on March 6th, 2010 at 2:36 pm

@pickwick:

That’s hilarious. The reality was she was trying to form her power couple then so offered it on a plate to him. He – being the sex-addict that he is – took it with bells on then stopped returning her calls the moment filming was done and he realised she was after more than a quick bang. No cigar for Farrellgelina. So she moved on to her next victim. Problem was he committed the cardinal sin of saying what a skank she was in public (wee bit too much to drink that day Colin perhaps?), so she immediately had to create a story to deny that they were ever involved. Angelina does not like the world to know she gets rejected at all ever in her life. She wants everyone to think she is the one who calls the shots on everything: men, women, politics, film roles, hell, she’d try and convince us she says who does and doesn’t get awards if she could. Something along the lines of “I would have won that Oscar but I had a word with the board of selection committee beforehand to say, look poor old Kate Twinset has been nominated five times but has never won, give her mine. I got one for one of my first films, I grant you the power to give it to my rival.” Because everything that happens in the world is decided on and controlled by Angie you see, and Angie is the winner in all circumstances. Or as many circumstances as photoshop, PR and major lie-telling will allow. I think Colin Farrell is one of the few individuals to brush soldiers with her majesty who did not realise this. Well done Colin!
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Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on March 6th, 2010 at 2:40 pm

@Real Talk:

No I think she said “Maybe I should sleep with Melanie, maybe that would get Antonio’s attention” – as if any person in the world, male or female, single or other, would automatically sleep with Angelina Jolie without hesitation. She has the most peculiar arrogance of any person I have ever heard of in my life: “I want to taste the world”. Yes Angelina, but does the world want to taste you? Not sure this question has ever even ocurred to her!
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Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on March 6th, 2010 at 2:55 pm

By the way, here are my thoughts on the new “Tell-all, Expose, Brangelina the Real True Story” by Angelina Jolie and James Haven – whoopsie!!! I mean what’s-her-name and thingymebob from EONLINE of course! Woah, nearly slipped up there with that one, phew – close call!

This I would say is the book she co-operated with to counter Ian’s book that Brad co-operated with. The wanting xyz amount of children is just one of her standard PR lines intended to distract from the real stories (just like the “I’m taking my kids and moving abroad” frequently used story, so that came from her. Oh and the “Brad is now the one in control and wearing the trousers” stuff puh-lease – he looks like he has a gun to his head in all the recent pap shots. Oh and the “when Brad and Angelina met Brad told her his marriage with Jen was already over and they were just good friends and waiting for the right time to make the announcement” is the clincher. Can we have any doubt where this author’s sources are coming from? All of this is typical Jolie PR in book form with a few salacious bits in it to make it sell and seem authentic. Jolie gives herself away every time with her utter defensiveness: “Brad immediately told Ange upon meeting her that his marriage was totally over so she had no qualms about immediately setting about f*cking him because this would not in any way make her a homewrecker”. (The End. Love Angie and James. P.S. Please still keep buying Jolie product so we can both live the crazy life we have funded by Brangelina earnings from the past 6 years, many thanks).
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Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on March 6th, 2010 at 7:09 pm

Oh my God Alexander is on the TV in the UK and I am actually rolling about the floor laughing, it’s one of the worst films I’ve ever seen in a “so bad, it’s good”, Showgirls-esque way. The whole thing looks so low budget and ridiculous you wonder why Farrell and Ange ever signed on to do it. Farrell has bleached yellow blonde hair and Angelina has a hilarous accent that she can’t maintain and a face so pumped full of botox that her head looks like a rock! And this was supposed to have been shot what 6 or 7 years ago now, when she was around 27 or 28. Uh-uh, yes Angelina, where was that birth certificate again. Oh and don’t even get me started on why they are all talking in Irish accents. Who made this mess?!
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Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on March 6th, 2010 at 7:52 pm

@Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:

Having said that she also has a pretty major crows feet situation going on there – I can see why she went for all the lifts and now has gills!

As an aside I’ve just noticed that Val Kilmer is also in this film and am wondering whether she banged him in the store cupboard like she did Farrell?

Oh and still laughing my butt off at the film in general. The costumes and cinematography are so bad they look lile they’re all acting in a school play with mum’s old sheets tied round them to look like a toga. And all Farrell seems to be doing is wandering up to the camera with an expression on his face like a two-year old whose mummy won’t let him play in the sandpit! This is truly a bad, bad film. Not one of Angelina’s proudest moments I would have thought, or any of the cast and crew for that matter. Farrell’s blonde hair makes me think their first choice for Alexander was probably Brad Pitt, no wonder he turned it down! Having said that I heard Troy was also awful but am yet to verify this with my own eyes. Either way, how embarrassing for all concerned!
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stinky-inky said on March 6th, 2010 at 8:46 pm

@Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
I liked Troy, but mostly because Eric Bana as Hector steals. the. movie.
Never really cared for him before, but Farrell was absolutely brilliant in In Bruges. I also have a hard time believing he was pining away for AJ after Alexander wrapped. At the time he seemed to be more in the “hit it and quit it” school.
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DogBlissYou said on March 6th, 2010 at 9:20 pm

@Sue Ellen 5150:
Seconded.
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Odais said on March 6th, 2010 at 9:56 pm

I read in some website that Brad & Angelina are considering to take a year off in order to save their relationship. Will it be the Ian’s major announcement?
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Kate said on March 6th, 2010 at 10:58 pm

@Odais:
Take a year off, lol, you mean like take a year off to raise her kids. ha ha. well apparently her role in the KS series is suppose to start in the fall..according to the author…

If they did, it would be the best decision they ever made, and it would drive Brad insane, they would be done within 6 months, it is when they are together they are at their worst. lol get it over with already.
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Vittoria said on March 6th, 2010 at 11:02 pm

@Odais:
Riiiiggggghhhhhttt! Sure they will! oh please.
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sela said on March 7th, 2010 at 1:33 am

@Keane – My thoughts were similar when I read the teasers for the “Tell-all, Expose, Brangelina the Real True Story.”

@Sue Ellen 5150 and DogBlissYou – Ditto. I guess we will have to wait until Monday (and hopefully not late Monday).

Filler …
Idea on how Jolie can save her career – Do a RomCom with Jennifer Aniston. They probably both share a loathing for PeterPanPitt. Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston could play antagonists vying for the affection of the same guy.
Jolie’s character – Haughty Scarlett: No female friends; Adopts several, sweet, exotic cats (with cat nannies); Acts like Aniston’s character has the same significance as a school marm (at first … but then has apoplectic, facial meltdown while trying to conceive of Aniston’s character’s appeal); Doesn’t love “the guy” … just wants his job. “The guy” is a cat lover and she knows how to use it.
Aniston’s character: Nervous Nellie: Secretly very wealthy, Secretly Scarlett’s corporate boss, Secretly would love to see Scarlett’s cats turn on her; Secretly hiring “the guy” to treat her like gold and Scarlett like the hair on a school marm’s chin. Is surprised over the rumor she is allergic to cats. Secretly can kick ass.
Scarlett and Nellie have a showdown! “The guy” becomes a casualty and retreats to video arcades and grows the worst excuse for a beard.
“The guy” played by ???? Any Thoughts?
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alif said on March 7th, 2010 at 2:37 am

Re: “Troy”: It was well-reported that Brad Pitt used a thigh double. Also, the critics were slamming the shampooed hair styles used by Pitt, stating it was so wrong for the time and place.
They slammed his movie star treatment on set, likening it to a Jean Harlow star treatment of the classical era.
Soon after, Brad Pitt declared he’d never do a nude scene again in the movies. Many were thankful for this small favor!

And with the oscar thing: He was nominated for a part for which critics said the makeup gave the performance. And ironically, his nom cancelled Clint Eastwood’s hoped for nom for “Gran Torino”.
Further irony: CE raved over Angelina during the award season, and she was nommed over three more accomplished actresses. Yes, Sally Hawkins, Kristin Scott-Thomas and Maggie Gyllenhaal were the darlings of the film critics, then.
And guess what? Angelina Jolie was quoted as saying Brad Pitt should win the oscar for “TCCoBB”. (Thank you very much, Mr. Eastwood, eh?)

None of my friends have expressed a desire to see tomorrow’s self-love fest.
For myself, I’ve noted for some time what goes on during the voting season. I could expound on this, but as I said, my friends don’t care for the show.
So I may tape it; then will watch the results on the internet. If some glorious upset occurs, (like Carey Mulligan, or Gabourey Sidibe winning) then I’ll have it on tape, and can see the happy occasion!
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Angelinas gills said on March 7th, 2010 at 5:00 am

@Kate:
Having an open relationship when you have kids is horrible,what are they supposed to think,it wouldn’t suprise me if mummy brings her new guys home.
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Odais said on March 7th, 2010 at 7:12 am

@Kate:
@Vittoria:

We never know. After The “Tourist” Which will it be her next project? What about him?….Brazil?…She walked away to Wanted Sequel. Why?.

Maybe Ian has the answer in the major announcement!!!
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Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on March 7th, 2010 at 7:18 am

@sela:

Very funny, and oh how true!
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pickwick said on March 7th, 2010 at 10:55 am

@Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
I’ve never seen ‘Alexander’ but I heard it was beyond bad. Like you said “so funny it’s good”. It may end up being a cult movie like “Showgirls”. While it was being filmed, I heard rumors about Jolie and Farrell and also about Jolie and the director. But not Val Kilmer for some reason. You are so right that Farrell did really well to escape the madness.
I had bought my mother-in-law who is recouping in rehab center a Star Magazine. She just got out and the magazine was given back to me so I read it. The cover is all “Angie & Johnny” and says that she was insisting they read scripts together alone at the hotel—things like that. It also said that Angie didn’t want Brad to come to the set in Venice—that he wasn’t invited (obviously this was written before they all arrived at the set—even daddy Voight.)
So I think a lot of it is probably not true. But it did make me think that it must really suck to have a partner who has such a terrible reputation for sleeping with everyone they work with that you have to accompany them to their job along with all your kids and her dad and security and entourage. Just because your mother of your children is so widely known to bed everyone.
No wonder Johnny Depp wants out. If there was a grain of truth to the fact that jolie was trying to work alone with Depp a lot on scripts then I wouldn’t be surprised if she said for him to get out of it.
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Sue Ellen 5150 said on March 7th, 2010 at 1:25 pm

Iann

Sunday evening! So what?

No announcement. You take us for a ride, or what??
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Tita said on March 7th, 2010 at 1:41 pm

@Sue Ellen 5150:

Ian doesn’t want to hurt your heart. He has the truth about Brangie’s Come back, the wedding’s date….So!!!!
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Sue Ellen 5150 said on March 7th, 2010 at 1:58 pm

@Tita:
Yeah, believe me my heart is strong, but I hope that Brad will take a shower before…
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Tita said on March 7th, 2010 at 2:08 pm

@Sue Ellen 5150:

Hahaha. Good point!!..But Unfortunately now Ian doesn’t have good news for Brangelina detractors!.
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Sue Ellen 5150 said on March 7th, 2010 at 2:25 pm

@Tita:
I am not a detractor. But please keep me informed in time. I have to get up early in the morning and you know I am writing from Germany. Anyway have a nice evening.
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Tita said on March 7th, 2010 at 2:27 pm

@Sue Ellen 5150:

Ok…I hope that Ian can break his silence….Have a nice evening too!!!.
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benjaminbutton14 said on March 7th, 2010 at 5:09 pm

@Sue Ellen 5150:
bb14. I’m with you It’s Monday in Australia and still no announcement what’s the delay????
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Sue Ellen 5150 said on March 7th, 2010 at 11:16 pm

@benjaminbutton14:
Good Morning,

oh Australia. I have family in down under. But I have been never there. Sometimes I will.
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pickwick said on March 8th, 2010 at 12:28 am

I guess if ian posted that he was going to announce in a week on the 3rd he still has a few days. It does say sometime this week not weekend. At least I’m reading it like that.
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Vittoria said on March 8th, 2010 at 12:44 am

@pickwick:
Well not to be fussy but the header does say “announcement this week”. Doesn’t say in a week, rather this week. This week is done. Maybe tomorrow.
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benjaminbutton14 said on March 8th, 2010 at 1:06 am

@Sue Ellen 5150:
bb14. What part of Australia is your family.
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keane cyber queen supreme said on March 8th, 2010 at 6:13 am

The Johnny Depp stuff, it is without question a distraction technique like the humanitarian photo opps, the “Brangelina want 13 children” stories, the “Angelina wants to take the kids to a hot country to live” stories and the “where are the twins”, “is she pregnant again?” stories. And itks worked hasn’t it, the world is now talking about something completely different to the train wreck that is her relationship and family and gossiping about some utter nonsense about Depp instead. She sure knows how to quash one story – the trainwreck, her gills etc – with another. This girl is a fighter, she will literally do and say anything to stay afloat. It’ll only come back to bite her on the bum though, people may be distracted in the short-term, but you can’t keep distracting them forever. The truth will out!
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Sue Ellen 5150 said on March 8th, 2010 at 6:31 am

@benjaminbutton14:
My cousins live in Brisbane. I find them over facebook last year in september. It was a great pleasure for us. In which part of Australia do you live?
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ladybert62 said on March 8th, 2010 at 9:42 am

Its a NEW WEEK in my part of the world. Announcement?
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lurkeyloo said on March 8th, 2010 at 10:22 am

I thought Pitt was confirmed to show at the Oscars last night? Where was he? What a piece of shit to not show up and support your cast mates (one of which WON and Oscar) or the nominated movie in which you were fortunate enough to have a lead role. Jack. Ass. What’s wrong Angie wouldn’t let you go unless she was nominated for something, too? I hate these two slags more than ever, now.
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Sue Ellen 5150 said on March 8th, 2010 at 10:22 am

To let the people wait is not royally.
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lurkeyloo said on March 8th, 2010 at 10:22 am

“WON an Oscar”…not and Oscar…oops.
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Yorkshire Girl said on March 8th, 2010 at 12:07 pm

Well it is now Monday afternoon (after 5pm my time) so where is the big anouncement I wonder?
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benjaminbutton14 said on March 8th, 2010 at 3:04 pm

@Sue Ellen 5150:
bb14. I live in Melbourne. I guess you have heard about the cyclone that hit our Country at the weekend, hailstones as big as golfballs, cars floating down the steets of Melbourne it was the worst disaster in 100 years a freak storm, Brisbane has had the same, with floods hope your people are ok.
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Sue Ellen 5150 said on March 10th, 2010 at 5:21 am

@benjaminbutton14:
Hi,

my people are ok. Have a nice day.
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