IUC Exlusive: Day Six Of iZO Cleanze and I feel Great

Posted on February 17th, 2010 by HisHighness in IUC:Bits, IUC:Entertainment

taylor_swiftalec_baldwin400Hathaway, Annebarbarawaltersmadonna-jesus-luz-w-magazine-march-2009charlie_brookeHollywood’s top celebs use this amazing product iZO Cleanze Do any of these celebs need to cleanse ASAP? What other celebs do you think should cleanse?????

  1. Pattyanne said on February 17th, 2010 at 1:17 pm

    OMG~! Is Bab Walters sitting on a toilet for Pete’s sake? LOL Guess she’s saying the clense works FAST! Speaking of fasting, that’s my preferred method of clensing, but to each his/her own.

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  2. Reality Check said on February 17th, 2010 at 2:24 pm

    I don’t think anything. That’s the most stupid question I ever read.

    Can you post something worthwhile, Ian? I’m a huge fan of your book on Brangelina but if you keep going like this, I will have to face the traumatic prospect of admitting that the effing “Just Jared” posts better entries than you. It’s not good when the enemy looks better.

    :)

    Thank you in advance.

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  3. Tamara said on February 17th, 2010 at 4:19 pm

    Obviously Ian is getting paid to promote the iZO cleanse, so I suppse we will just have to grin and bear a few more of these posts.

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  4. mooki said on February 17th, 2010 at 4:49 pm

    http://justjared.buzznet.com/2010/02/17/brad-pitt-angelina-down-the-grand-canal/

    Angie is filming her movie w/ Depp (and fucking him too), so she has Brad and the kids there as a distraction

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  5. DogBlissYou said on February 17th, 2010 at 5:30 pm

    TOTALLY agree with Reality Check. Jesus!

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  6. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on February 17th, 2010 at 5:52 pm

    @mooki:

    Is she also trying to distract us with those revolting bits of pulled skin on her neck (pre-filming face-lift gone wrong and no time to fix it do we think?) and those horrendous hair extensions? Looking good Angelina!

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  7. diplomat said on February 17th, 2010 at 6:02 pm

    Ian, i cannot even recognize you anymore!

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  8. Astro said on February 17th, 2010 at 6:11 pm

    Great Ian….Great!!!
    The tabloids are taking a break from this couple. In fact, just a few of them are doing some references to the triangle in a small boxes, not openly…I will take a break from Brangelina too, I will wait for the 18 months that you gave to them for the break up….If the Brangie’s break up happens before I will congrat you. You can count on that. I know, I know, don’t shoot me Ian’s Fans, Ian doesn’t need my congratulations , but If I am wrong, I will recognize that.

    The only thing that I Hope is, Please Jen keeeeepppppp away away from Brad Forever, delete him from your life forever, before him, you were recognized as Jennifer Aniston by Yourself, it is hard to read a lot info in the net always referring to you as Brad Pitt’s Ex….Garbage!!!

    Ian, you can talk about others triangle, such as: Meg Ryan-Tim Robbins-Susan Sarandon, Jennifer-Gerard-John Mayer (NE has some info about that) Just Ideas.

    See you!!!

    But It is good, take a break.

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  9. Kate said on February 17th, 2010 at 6:28 pm

    The only problem with that is Astro, is no one really cares about any of those other couples and what they do, lol, at all. Not many even care about Tom and Katie. They are just plain boring. Brange does at least provide us with entertainment.

    Not buying it, they are broken up, he is just there for appearances. So, what intimate gift did he give Jen,, IAN can you give us some scoop on what Brad will do in Venice for three long months..lol besides be miserable.

    Notice we have not heard another word about the lawsuit. nothing.

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  10. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on February 17th, 2010 at 6:44 pm

    @Kate:

    I have to say if I had to be miserable anywhere I would pick Venice, or anywhere in Italy in fact. If Brad is at a loose end and at a loss for what to do of an evening he can always fly me over and we can do a little sight-seeing. It would be most people’s dream to be miserable in Venice, can’t say I’m too sympathetic with him here I’m afraid. What a terrible life they lead hey? But yes I agree Kate, nothing more on the legal action yet, I would bet my life that it does not happen. Just far too damaging to their brand to be seen in court I think, and who knows what else the NOTW might bring up on the stand? But Astro is right, the tabs have backed off, for NOW. Give them a few weeks and when they see there is no word from Brangie’s lawyer they’ll creep back on to it, slowly but surely. It’s all one big game.

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  11. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on February 17th, 2010 at 6:47 pm

    @Kate:

    So what do you think happened with all this Kate? Do you think Brad tried to pull out (his solo appearance at the DGAs and being at the SB way before her suggests he was trying to make a break for it) but she kept dogging him, maybe threatened him with something, and he backed down again? If so, this man is weaker than I thought and his career is heading down the toilet faster than you can say “Brangelina are all mouth and no trousers, do photo opps in Venice rather than the lawsuits that they promised” don’t you think?

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  12. Dr. R. Sterliski said on February 17th, 2010 at 7:26 pm

    Be sure to read their site’s fine print:

    “Please note that iZO Force Energy Products and iZO Cleanze products and statements have NOT been approved by the Food and Drug Administration.”

    “I hereby acknowledge and understand that there are NO licensed physicians working for iZO Force Energy Products LLC and that I am not relying on iZO Force Energy Products LLC nor its principals, agents, officers, directors, employees, and/or advisory board members for any medical advice, consultation or treatment.”

    “I understand and acknowledge that the theory of treatment upon which internal detox cleansing is based is more historical and intuitive than scientific…”

    I recommend watching Penn & Teller’s BULLSHIT season 5 episode 4 titled “De-Toxing” to truly understand the scam behind this and every other “cleansing” product on the market. There is no value to it what-so-ever short of the placebo effect, every bit of the ‘cleansing’ will occur naturally regardless. Such an extraordinary cost yet they couldn’t get FDA approved–because it truly does nothing but cleanse your pockets of cash. M.D.

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  13. Tamara said on February 17th, 2010 at 7:49 pm

    @Kate:
    Nah – he won’t stay in Venice for three months, he will fly back to California for meetings, to New Orleans for something and somewhere else to buy some art. He will also go to the Chateau – he DOES need to plant that Olive Tree LOL These people can’t stay put for a week let alone 3 months!

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  14. Tamara said on February 17th, 2010 at 7:50 pm

    @Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
    The FACE – what the hello is wrong with her neck, is it a botched face lift? Or just a bad angle? IDK

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  15. joanne said on February 17th, 2010 at 9:07 pm

    @mooki:
    Even the loons are starting to notice a face gone wrong. Sad what she did to herself.

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  16. inOttawa said on February 17th, 2010 at 10:39 pm

    Is this journalism??? promotion or self-promotion? Is the man now trying to become the story? sad.

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  17. Jalyn said on February 17th, 2010 at 10:41 pm

    truly….what is up with her face? i saw pictures
    on just jared and was shocked…are they for
    real???

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  18. Leah said on February 17th, 2010 at 10:45 pm

    Real. Look at her neck here.

    [img]http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2009/Feb/Week2/15219003.jpg[/img]

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  19. eva said on February 17th, 2010 at 10:52 pm

    That will need some correction haha….Humanitarianism/vanity from saint Jolie.
    What will her fans think?

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  20. Sarah Silvermans not so funny younger sister said on February 17th, 2010 at 11:10 pm

    Angelina always felt less strongly about Brad than he did about her.If you watch ( I know its a waste of precious life) Mr & Mrs Smith you will see Brad almost breaking character when he looks so adoringly at AJ
    But she actually is believably pissed off & over him,sinse she isn’t a great actress I think her real feelings showed…the attraction was all about publicity from the start. Angelina is a lesbian, Brad I think probably has gay tendencies but because he comes from Springfield Missouri & lacks the courage to explore his true feelings,he has
    Instead he has had a seies of unstable relationships with women. Closeted life always equals misery,he tries but he is doomed to fail …always.

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  21. Lisa Qu said on February 17th, 2010 at 11:34 pm

    Have you gone to the otherside Ian coz as much as I love this site it seems to have changed.Please don’t sell
    out we need your honesty. just look at Perez now…please don’t take the money…..WE NEED YOU.

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  22. keane cyber queen supreme said on February 18th, 2010 at 8:27 am

    @ Tamara – it would be to do with one of her facelifts I think, I think she has had more than one to tell the truth, at least one for aging and one to make her eyes look less round and more cat-like (although this one seems to have lapsed lately). Problem is they only last so long and make the face look really unnatural after a while. Anyone who has had a lot of plastic surgery in their 20’s and 30’s finds that their face ages really badly from their 40’s onwards (please see Nicole Kidman and Kylie Minogue for examples), and they end up looking most peculiar and unnatural. Angelina will be no different. She has pushed her face beyond what it really was to pursue an unrealistic physical ideal which is unsustainable. And death of face = death of career. Just ask Nicky K!

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