Only One Of These Stars Does Not Swing Both Ways – Who?

Posted on February 4th, 2010 by HisHighness in IUC:Gay

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  1. borgqueen said on February 4th, 2010 at 12:54 pm

    Castro is straight?

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  2. Lizzy said on February 4th, 2010 at 12:55 pm

    We know LL, BS, and Brando go both ways…my guess is Billy Bob

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  3. Kate said on February 4th, 2010 at 1:26 pm

    Billy Bob

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  4. BlueSkies said on February 4th, 2010 at 1:40 pm

    Cobain or Billy Bob. Castro??

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  5. vic said on February 4th, 2010 at 1:49 pm

    i saw cobain kiss dave grohl back in day, so its not him, he was freaky with it! i wanna say billy bob. i didnt know about britbrit or the hoff but neither suprise me one bit. re: castro, dont all dictators enjoy the company of young boys since like cesar? just sayin.

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  6. Clearview said on February 4th, 2010 at 1:54 pm

    Billy Bob

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  7. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on February 4th, 2010 at 2:27 pm

    @vic:

    You saw Kurt Cobain snog Dave Grohl? Where were you at the time if you don’t mind me asking? That is one strange mental image!

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  8. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on February 4th, 2010 at 2:27 pm

    @Kate:

    Is he straight or gay think you?

    And how are you – any better? xx

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  9. Online Degree said on February 4th, 2010 at 3:47 pm

    Thank you very much for that great article

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  10. marty said on February 4th, 2010 at 3:55 pm

    You have to be able to swing both ways if you are w/AJ and he married her. That’s why I think Brad is also bi. Only one here that doesn’t IMO is David. Don’t hassle the Hoff!

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  11. Pattyanne said on February 4th, 2010 at 4:37 pm

    I have to say that I agree with marty here. Brad has to be bi or he’d not have lasted this long with bi-jo-the-ho, and BBT, well, nuff said about him, poor sap got used majorly by la jolie. As for The Hoff, well, he’s never even given a glimmer of not wanting puzzay, so I’m saying he’s the straight one @marty:

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  12. Canuck said on February 4th, 2010 at 5:48 pm

    Castro is not bi.

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  13. vic said on February 4th, 2010 at 6:03 pm

    @Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
    it was at a nirvana concert i believe, i was in high school so it had to be around 90-92.

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  14. mooki said on February 4th, 2010 at 6:50 pm

    bisexual:
    -Billy Bob
    -Britney
    -Lohan
    -Cobain
    -Brando
    -Castro
    gay:
    -Gyllenhaal (duh)
    -Clooney
    -Hasselhoff
    -Jim Nabors

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  15. ladybert62 said on February 4th, 2010 at 6:50 pm

    I have a very hard time picturing castro as bi! Just does not work for me!! :D

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  16. Canuck said on February 4th, 2010 at 6:56 pm

    @mooki:
    Mooki, then who is the one?

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  17. joanne said on February 4th, 2010 at 7:08 pm

    I would say Jim Nabors only liked men.

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  18. mooki said on February 4th, 2010 at 7:20 pm

    @mooki:

    Billy Bob might be the answer, but i wouldn’t be surprised if he’s bi.

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  19. paul said on February 4th, 2010 at 7:40 pm

    Fidel Castro.

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  20. I'm on the bidet said on February 4th, 2010 at 8:01 pm

    Fidel is most likely the non-bi – in a previous IUC item it is stated that Fidel “has an insatiable appetite for women” with at least 35,000 victims . . uhm, I mean ‘partners’ . . over his lifetime. If IUC was going to out him as gay or bi, it seems likely it would have been in this article:
    http://ianundercover.com/2008/09/15/iuc-exclusive-aide-says-castro-slept-with-at-least-35000-women-15k-more-than-wilt-chamberlain/

    Using the dates of his presidency, December 2, 1976 – February 24, 2008, is 11,407 days. Dividing 35,000/11,407 = 3.07, or basically three women a day. That almost sounds manageable, given the right pill and access to the women, an apparently nothing else to do, but remember if he misses a day or two, say due to illness, that’s 6-9 women to have sex with in one day to catch up. Sorry Fidel, I’m not buying it. I Fidel must have gone to the Wilt Chamberlain School for Counting Your Hook-Ups, where the numbers go ‘1, 2, 3, 4, 15,000, 20,0000 . . .’.

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  21. joanne said on February 4th, 2010 at 8:15 pm

    Fidel Castro isn’t a star.

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  22. Vittoria said on February 4th, 2010 at 10:25 pm

    @joanne:
    I think that’s it. Its a trick question. Everyone is searching out the straight one, but in reality there is one not BI – Jim Neighbors is only gay. You solved it Joanne.

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  23. mooki said on February 5th, 2010 at 7:49 am

    @Vittoria:

    and Gyllenhaal and Clooney aren’t?

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  24. Vittoria said on February 5th, 2010 at 8:34 am

    @mooki:
    Well they have girlfriends, real or not.

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  25. ladybert62 said on February 5th, 2010 at 10:13 am

    Ian posing a trick question? ha ha – well, that was a perceptive insight Joanne and Vittoria that as usual completely passed me by! I still dont think Castro was bi or gay – I even have a hard time picturing him as straight! ha ha :D

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  26. marty said on February 7th, 2010 at 3:32 pm

    @mooki:
    Have you ever hear of the saying: where there’s smoke, there is fire. All the people you mentioned have the ‘rumors’ except David. Quite the opposite, he was been a womanizer but lately he’s showing signs of slowing down’ his ways perhaps due to his age. I’m not sure about Castro either. He sure acts ’straight’.

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  27. marty said on February 7th, 2010 at 3:41 pm

    @Vittoria:
    You sure are smart! You’re both right, we should have been looking for the ‘gay’ not the ’straight’ one. Definitely is Jim Nabors-gayest of them all.

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  28. artemesia said on April 20th, 2011 at 10:33 pm

    Hey let actors, actresses do their thing They are paid for acting. Technically not for being sex symbols. OTOH people love to speculate how they are behind the screen.

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