IUC Exclusive: Madonna Dumped “Dumbass Cheating Jesus”
Sources close to the Material Girl say it got pretty ugly between Madge and Jesus. IUC has learned that Madge hired a private detective to track down Jesus bonking an 18 year old Brazilian fashion model living on Manhattan’s lower east side. “Madonna’s B.S. detector is very high,” the source said. “Jesus would often be out all day and have his cell phone turned off. It didn’t take long for Madonna to put two and two together. Dumbass cheating Jesus got caught and tried to talk his way out of it. Madonna already packed up all his stuff and had his suitcases waiting in the lobby.” Developing…
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ha ha ! I knew it was more than she couldnt talk to him because of the age difference – after all, she has probably never talked to him at length in the entire time (1 year?) they have been boinking! Karma is a bitch Madge! ha ha (I always thought they were creepy together).
ReplyDid Madonna really think this young guy really wanted her? He wanted to be kept that’s all and she wanted a boy-toy. They both had their motives and they both got something out of it. She can’t really be that bitter.
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ReplyYou hit the nail on the head KG! I agree with you!
I hate the fact that people find joy in the misery of the life of strangers. both people may be heartbroken.. anyway i hope both find suitable partners soon.
ReplyI actually think Luz cared about her. But, Mads has been around and is a wise woman. She knew the relationship would not go to the next level because of his age. Luz was someone that Mads could date without having to invest emotionally (which she had in her previous marriages). Luz doesn’t understand why it can’t go further, so out of frustration he may have flirted around with others. As their bond was not too close they head their sepatate ways and he is just sicj of the dynamics of the relationship between them also.
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