IUC Predicts One of These Men Will Be Jolie’s Next Target – Who do you Think Her Next Man Will Be?

Posted on January 28th, 2010 by HisHighness in IUC:Bits, IUC:Entertainment

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  1. Tamara said on January 28th, 2010 at 2:25 pm

    None of them

  2. marty said on January 28th, 2010 at 2:38 pm

    I say Javier Bardem or Prince Harry. Both are about her type. (Javier resembles BBT and Harry resembles Brad) I know Johny won’t go for her, he’ll be afraid of catching something. Angie can’t make her mind off which type of men she likes. I think she likes whoever is with her at the time. Sl…..t!

  3. stinky-inky said on January 28th, 2010 at 2:39 pm

    Hah! It’s a toss up between Sanjaya and Kadifi. But come to think of it, I’ve never seen Sanjaya and Kadifi in the same room, so maybe they’re the same person!

  4. v said on January 28th, 2010 at 2:41 pm

    Who is the very first guy? I can see he is a basketball player. JD is so anti HW and he is not an attention whore like Angie. So, I don’t think he would ever fall for her.

  5. Pattyanne said on January 28th, 2010 at 2:43 pm

    Clinton or Clinton

  6. vic said on January 28th, 2010 at 2:50 pm

    Depp, shes about to start shooting with him and: 1 .he’s in a long term relationship, 2. he’s in the league that Pitt was once in at the time she met him, considered one of the hottest guys in showbiz. 2. he already lives in France. 3. shes a homewrecking hooch…i guess that one could go with #1, but it needed to be said…..he’s her perfect type!

  7. Carrie said on January 28th, 2010 at 2:53 pm

    Clinton, though I’m not sure if he is that stupid to have a relationship with her that everyone knows about. Now having some secret thing on the side, that’s another story. Depp as her second choice.

  8. Tamara said on January 28th, 2010 at 3:00 pm

    But……..none of them are female!!

  9. Tamara said on January 28th, 2010 at 3:00 pm

    …and besides, I find this conversation stupid, sorry Ian! LOL

  10. ancient chinese secret said on January 28th, 2010 at 3:02 pm

    Clinton or Depp

  11. Vittoria said on January 28th, 2010 at 3:04 pm

    Larry Ellison is supposed to be a real jerk. I vote for him.

  12. Tamara said on January 28th, 2010 at 3:04 pm

    Okay okay – I’ll play nice. This is who I think she’ll go for, he is 44, up and coming (unfortuntely not married so thats a strike against him) but I think he’s what she is looking for:

    The newest and youngest US Senator is Michael Bennet, a 44-year-old Democrat from Colorado. He’s never even run for office before (and they were worried about Caroline Kennedy??!!)-he was formerly the Superintendent of schools for Denver, Colorado.

    He was not elected to this position of Senator; he was appointed by Colorado Gov. Bill Ritter to fill the seat vacated by Ken Salazar, President Obama’s choice for interior secretary. He was chosen over 14 other people, some congressmen and very well known people. The Governor was impressed by his intelligence, his political “savvy”, and ability to get along with people, it sounds like. It will be very interesting to see if the Governor was right in his assumptions about Bennet.

    Hhe does plan to run for the seat when it is available next, 2010. So he has not too much time to raise money and get support.

    He does have some background in the political scene; family members have been higher ups in the political world and he has spent time in the DC area for school and internships himself. So he isn’t a total newbie.

    You just never know–he might end up as the next president! Or, as the republicans are thinking/hoping, he will be gone in a year. We’ll wait and see how it all turns out for Bennet and for Colorado!

  13. Tamara said on January 28th, 2010 at 3:08 pm

    …oops he is married, so he’s definitely a contender for the next Mrs Jolie

  14. Emerson said on January 28th, 2010 at 3:19 pm

    I am going with Richard Branson, for sure! I mean, he does own his own island, where I am sure she could find some “culture” ;) plus it is far away from the tabloids…add that to his incredible wealth, his daring personality plus good looks, wait, I’M going to hit on him!

  15. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on January 28th, 2010 at 3:36 pm


    Absolutely agree with you Tam, none of the above men would work for Ms Jolie now, not even Jonny Depp (all it would be would be a repetition of the Brad Pitt saga but with a cooler, edgier, much less famewhorey actor, won’t work). She needs a young, promising politician a la Kennedy to fulfil this stage of her career. Someone who is going to make it into the top job. But there is a lot of competition for that job already and it is unlikely she will get her claws into anyone who would stand a snowball’s chance in hell of getting it within the next decade at least. By then, sorry but she will be too old to capitalise on it. She needs to be Jackie O/Carla Bruni type age to make this career stage work, and she won’t be able to manage it. I would say she is pushing 40 and looks it despite the mountains of botox and plastic surgery she’s had done. She simply does not have time. Her only option would be Obama and she doesn’t have a hope. Sorry but Clinton has had his time, he will never be the major player on the world stage she is looking for for this role. It’s not going to happen. Angie’s gonna have to learn how it feels to be disappointed. Oh well, I guess she has had some practise with the best actress thing. She should manage.

  16. jan/sa said on January 28th, 2010 at 3:36 pm

    i vote the tasmanin devil tarantino he can put her in all his violent movies and she can kick ass and shed as much blood as she likes, what is a big plus is he is already ugly and weird looking so she has not got alot of work cut out to make him look ugly. peeeeeerfect match in my opinion.

  17. ladybert62 said on January 28th, 2010 at 3:41 pm

    Depp! Run Johnny Run! :D

  18. Vittoria said on January 28th, 2010 at 3:47 pm

    @Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
    Like you said before, no American politician would touch her. She is a total liability. The best one for her would have been Saddam Hussein, but he died. Oh well. Maybe Qaddafi is looking for a little action.

  19. Tamara said on January 28th, 2010 at 3:47 pm

    Well, I’ve heard rumblings that all is not well in Sarkozy/Bruni land so maybe she will land him since she loves France so much!! But, like I’ve said before I think shes way more interested in Bruni then him! LOL

  20. Tamara said on January 28th, 2010 at 3:49 pm

    …or she could go after Prince Albert of Monaco – she could be the new Princess Grace!!

  21. Vittoria said on January 28th, 2010 at 3:50 pm

    Oh Little Kim in North Korea! That would be a terrific match. they have all those starving kids too and she could have a million photo ops right out the front door. <he likes weapons and he does too. Its perfect and I heard he loves western cinema! I think they would be real cute together!

  22. Vittoria said on January 28th, 2010 at 3:59 pm

    Also, you know how those dictatorships always put in family….well she could be the next ruler of that fine little nation when he croaks. I could see her as a major arms / drug dealer. Definitely has potential for this career path.

  23. alif said on January 28th, 2010 at 4:08 pm

    Before this thread came up, I had thought a bit about this. Clint Eastwood was my first thought. Now, Jay Leno.
    JL always talks about gays on his show. He single-handedly, imo, put the kibosh on “Brokeback Mountain” as the Best Picture oscar choice; (long story).

    CE is quite receptive to her, uh, charms. This was proven during the awards season last year. Unmistakeable! Also, he was quoted as giving her high praise for her work.
    Of course, he is biased.

    Of those pictured, it would have to be someone who is utterly naive about her. Is there such a candidate?
    Whoever’s chomping on the hot dog, maybe? If he’s that careless about his food choices in 2010, he might be careless in other things?

  24. DogBlissYou said on January 28th, 2010 at 4:09 pm

    DEFINITELY Johnny Depp. And he’ll give her a total brushoff.

  25. Tamara said on January 28th, 2010 at 4:21 pm

    hahaha!! Perfect match!!! Made in Heaven for sure

  26. Tamara said on January 28th, 2010 at 4:32 pm

    She should go after Ted Harbart the CEO of E – he and Chelsea Handler have broken up and he is available and I bet she hates CH!!! And think of all the good press she’ll forever have!! He’s a good looking guy too

  27. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on January 28th, 2010 at 4:43 pm

    Ian – do you know something we don’t know re: Jonny Depp?

    Just wondering….

  28. ooops said on January 28th, 2010 at 4:44 pm

    Javier Bardem ,I guess ..it’s hard to chose since all the guys are her type .

  29. Pattyanne said on January 28th, 2010 at 4:45 pm

    He did that with Rose McGowan too didn’t he? They had a relationship of sorts and he put her in most of his kick-ass movies. Before Quentin, Rose was just A Charmed One. He may have the magical powers in HW to turn AJ into one of the darkest, edgiest fem fatale’ HW has ever seen. Female version of Johnny Depp@jan/sa:

  30. Pattyanne said on January 28th, 2010 at 4:47 pm

    I seem to recall something about Angie and Johnny having had their time ages ago…Is this correct?

  31. Pattyanne said on January 28th, 2010 at 4:50 pm

    I have it! Benicio Del Toro ~! He’s the dark side of Brad Pitt, even the physical resemblance is remarked upon in the industry. Now wouldn’t that make a pair?

  32. Pattyanne said on January 28th, 2010 at 4:51 pm


    Vanessa hanging on to Johnny Depp tightly, with Benicio Del Toro standing next to Johnny, now is that timing or what? LOL

  33. Pattyanne said on January 28th, 2010 at 4:53 pm

    Sorry, this photo is circa 1998. The woman clinging very tightly to Depp is Kate Moss, who was said to be the love of Johnny’s life….but in HW circles that is usually fifteen minutes.@Pattyanne:

  34. ancient chinese secret said on January 28th, 2010 at 5:34 pm


  35. mooki said on January 28th, 2010 at 5:42 pm

    either Depp, Del Toro, or Tarantino. She already did Beatty. with Hillary watching over Bill like a hawk, I doubt Bill would do Angie.

  36. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on January 28th, 2010 at 6:15 pm

    I don’t think it really matters which man she hooks up with next to be honest, it will still be a fauxmance. I think she is in lesbian relationship with Holly, who is very butch looking (like Angie likes them). And I think the “twins” were not delivered by Angelina, they were delivered by Holly. Well at least one of the “twins” were. Angelina’s egg though, that’s how power lesbians do it. Angelina had one (Shiloh), Holly had the other (Viv) and then there are the adopted ones. In an interview given years ago Ange said she wanted to have 6 or 7 children and 3 lovers and live in big rambling house somewhere with them all. I would say Holly is one of those, her other big love is James and then whoever takes her fancy at the time. This possible hook-up with Depp or Clinton thing I would say is a bit of a smokescreen and the reality is a lot more mundane than that. It’s Angelina, her brother, her assistant and A.N. Others I would say in a polymorphic relationship (not uncommon). JMO!

  37. Canuck said on January 28th, 2010 at 6:33 pm

    I can totally see her trying to hook up with Depp, who would most certainly ignore her advances.

  38. vic said on January 28th, 2010 at 7:03 pm

    Tarantino only or mostly only dates black women….love him!

  39. joanne said on January 28th, 2010 at 7:06 pm

    I hope Depp remembers what its like to be tabloid fodder. Jolie is Queen of the Tabloids and now needs a new king. I think Clinton had it and tossed it.

  40. marty said on January 28th, 2010 at 7:29 pm

    Sorry PattyAnne: but Benicio Del Toro haven’t make a movie in a while and this is an old picture. He doesn’t look like that today. Haven’t you see him lately? He looks like 250 to 300 lb at least. He is neither the A list he used to be so I don’t think AJ will go for him. I cannot say the same about Johny. He looks JUmmy yesterday, today and forever so his wife better hang to him and not let go. However like I say I don’t think Johny will go for that. I think he probably did before so he is not thrilled anymore.. he already had AJ, he knows what’s she about and he knows he won’t miss out on nothing, nothing that he can have with Vanessa.

  41. marty said on January 28th, 2010 at 7:32 pm

    I meant to say: hasn’t make a movie…..sorry for typo.

  42. Pattyanne said on January 28th, 2010 at 7:36 pm

    yes, this photo is as I said, from 1998. Benicio is out with a new film now, Wolfman, and it looks to be in the same category as the Twilight series. He could end up with a series of films in this venue. @marty:

  43. Pattyanne said on January 28th, 2010 at 7:40 pm


    This is the information about Wolfman with Benicio, and photos of him and the rest of the cast. I intend to buy the DVD as I love these sorts of films. Aliens, Preditor, Resident Evil….mmmmm, love em.

  44. Pattyanne said on January 28th, 2010 at 7:44 pm


    Here ya go marty, this is the video preview; certainly looks like a winner to me, and surprisingly , Del Torio seems dark, dangerous, and sexy in it. :-)

  45. marty said on January 28th, 2010 at 8:04 pm

    Don’t take me wrong, I love Benicio but this movie Wolfman is his first in about… 4 years? I see the special effects in the new movie and it looks great, however this subject matter has been in a various versions before: Jack Nicholson and others I can’t think of right now so I don’t think the movie will be like a ‘blockbuster’ or no. one in the charts. I can be wrong too…like I say I like Benicio and I hope he makes it.

  46. Many Worlds Interpretation said on January 28th, 2010 at 8:28 pm

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  47. marty said on January 28th, 2010 at 8:30 pm

    WOA! I do apologize Pattyannne: what a movie! Great acting and I didn’t know the great Anthony Hopkins was in the movie either. I didn’t see the whole preview before, I just watched ‘bits’ ot it. And Benicio, he looks like he lost all that weight, he looks jummy, humm. Yeah, number one movie in the charts! Thanks, Pattyanne.

  48. CadieBelle said on January 28th, 2010 at 8:33 pm

    I think her next move will be with a super rich CEO type – like others have said, politicians won’t touch her – at least not publicly – already got whatever she could from a Hollywood star – I think she will will try to present herself as part of a super rich power couple who do a lot of “charity” – ala Bill Gates type – she will want to present an air of “respectability”

  49. Pattyanne said on January 28th, 2010 at 9:43 pm

    Bravo~!@Many Worlds Interpretation:

  50. Pattyanne said on January 28th, 2010 at 9:44 pm

    Welcome marty! :-)

  51. waverly said on January 28th, 2010 at 10:08 pm

    Ted Turner! Old, rich, respected by some, hated by enough to be considered a “cutting edge” choice.

  52. Meh said on January 29th, 2010 at 12:23 am

    Depp. But she won’t get anywhere. I’m sure the publicity surrounding the break-up is a huge turn off.

  53. Vittoria said on January 29th, 2010 at 12:33 am

    Vittoria said on January 28th, 2010 at 10:50 pm

    @Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
    Kanye….I like that! Either him or I was thinking she might like Hamid Karzai. He has a lot going for him! Power, poppies and complete corruption! Yes, that will do! He’s kind of sexy too don’t you think? i love that little twinkle in his eye? An those little hats and capes…..OMG!!!!!!! very sexy!

  54. Lauren said on January 29th, 2010 at 1:08 am

    I just found this site and am LOVING the commentary on the blight of my entertainment that is Brangelina. I have and will always hate them together, and IMO if miraculously 100% of what is being said on here is true about them, then they’re not even getting half of what they deserve. Angelina is a hack actress, a manipulator, homewrecker, moral-less piece of scum. She’s beneath most of society. Having said that, my guess instinctively was JD. They are about to shoot that movie together (hated that idea as soon as I heard it and was hoping Depp dropped out at some point). But if she did go for that, she would def. get the attention, but not the kind that she’s become accustomed too. She wouldn’t be able to easily flip that pairing to benefit her saintly image for two major reasons: Depp’s kids. He actually has a family, life partner, and stable home life. Kids were the missing piece in Brad and Jen’s relationship that allowed Jolie to swoop in and do what she does best… whore it up and get off on her ego. She can bust up a marriage, but if she busts up a family it will be the exact opposite of what she got when she broke up Jen and Brad’s marriage. Also, one other reason I’m thinking it would work is, as others have already said, JD is no famewhore. He is the consummate professional, an extraordinary actor, and HE’S STABLE. I’m betting (and praying) that he stays yards away from her outside of their scenes, shuns her completely, and doesn’t touch her with a 500ft. pole unless he’s on screen and getting paid for it.

    If I were Angie (and thank God I’m not), I would probably go for Sarkozi (since he is apparently on the outs with Bruni) or some other international politician (a US politician just wouldn’t work, and wouldn’t project the “citizen of the world” image that she’s trying to cultivate). I don’t think it would be QT because of his friendship with Brad. Also, he doesn’t really have anything to offer her outside of movies, and it seems as if she’s pursuing this political/humanitarian image far more than she is actually acting, so that would probably be her priority. If she doesn’t go with the international politician, I say she should go Branson and do work the power-couple/charitable angle like someone mentioned before. But, what I think is even more capable and may work for the whole Mother Mary/Jezebel image she’s adopted is to have two lovers openly. It would be tricky with her having 6 kids, but if the deal with Brad works and he continues to be present in their lives, she could spin it as desperately wanting to have several strong father/figures in her childrens’ lives because she grew up without one. I can totally see that happening, especially since she’s talking about open-relationships and all. I would say Branson (for the power-couple angle) and a director (to keep her in movies). The only real question I have is, who in the hell would get with an (obviously damaged) woman with 6 kids???

  55. cuze said on January 29th, 2010 at 3:34 am

    Jolie’s next target, hmmm… target in what way? You mean as in a sexual partner or to disparage in the media? I noticed Sugar Ray is on the list and we all know he’s got to be at the top of her shit list the past few months. Any chance we are going to find out who the real Sugar Ray is?

  56. mooki said on January 29th, 2010 at 7:27 am


    the Co$ regurgitates a PR piece from last year about the Travoltas using L ron’s shit to help them “heal”

    btw, Ian i heard you’re going to talk to one of the Travoltas soon..

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  58. Emerson said on January 29th, 2010 at 9:20 am

    I’m hoping she goes after a politician, can you imagine the things they could dig up on her?? That’s would be awesome! AND, I know I’m out of the loop, but who’s Holly????

  59. Tamara said on January 29th, 2010 at 10:23 am

    Holly Goline, AJ’s long time assistant, rumored baby surrogate (rumored to have carried one of the “twins”), rumored long time lover, most definitely and not rumored bull dog

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  61. Aleisha said on January 29th, 2010 at 10:44 am

    To me, the only contender here is Branson – you guys in the USA may not know much about him, but in Europe and Australia, he is HUGE…. he’s a billionaire and the one who owns the Virgin brand….

    Let me list the reasons why he would be the perfect contender:
    1. He’s European (UK) – gives Ange the European cred/culture she so desperately desires to attain
    2. He’s uber-rich and uber-powerful, he mixes with the Bill Gates et al of this world
    3. He’s married but that doesnt stop the rumours about his extra-marital affairs
    4. He’s into risk taking (obviously all calculated risks) to give his brand the boost it needs
    5. He’s uber-rich and uber-powerful

    There is probably more, but that’s all I can think of just off the top of my head….

  62. Aleisha said on January 29th, 2010 at 10:46 am

    Oh and I think it would give Jolie the same cred as Sarkoszy’s missus….people that love her would totally lap it up…. lol

  63. Emerson said on January 29th, 2010 at 11:22 am

    @Tamara Thank you!! God, she is even more of a whack…

  64. Vittoria said on January 29th, 2010 at 2:40 pm

    No way would Ricvhard Branson have anything to do with her. Maybe a long time ago, but not now. He is not a stupid man. He also doesn’t take stupid risks. There is a big difference in the types of intelligent risks he takes.

  65. sid said on January 29th, 2010 at 4:15 pm

    She better keep her claws off Johnny Depp….
    I’m sure Depp is not a wuss like Brad. I doubt he would wreck his beautiful family for this slut… she’s also not that hot anymore!!

  66. Aleisha said on January 29th, 2010 at 8:51 pm

    You know how men are suckers for a pretty face and a bit of ego stroking, well I doubt that Branson is immune…. and we all know how good a manipulator AJ is…. she’s not the first…. nor will be the last…. a good manipulator knows how to get people to do her/his bidding…. and while Branson is a smart businessman, even he could get sucked in for a bit… and I did say “calculated risks”…. considering all the possible scenarios….

    Anyway, I think Branson would be the only one on this list (other than maybe Clinton) who could give AJ the type of cred she wants….. whether or not it was successful, I, like you think Vittoria, that it would be doubtful…

    The thing is, there are so many people in this world who are such good liars, manipulators and who suck people in…. we all know someone like that…. and the thing is, you can hoodwink just about anyone for a short period of time if you use the right tactics (and have the right assets)…. ;)

  67. Togi said on January 30th, 2010 at 12:54 am

    @Aleisha:“The thing is, there are so many people in this world who are such good liars, manipulators and who suck people in…. we all know someone like that…. and the thing is, you can hoodwink just about anyone for a short period of time if you use the right tactics (and have the right assets)…. ”

    I completely agree with this statement, Aleisha. I’d like to believe that most people are generally trusting. I’d also like to believe that we give people the benefit of the doubt the first time around. So it takes awhile to do the fuzzy math sometimes … I’ve been “hoodwinked” myself and looking back, I would not have handled things any other way. There are liars and manipulators in the world, but I’d hate to think our need to trust is ruined because of it. I’d rather believe in people and then, after a time, realize they are no good blank, blanks than to start off thinking they are no good blank, blanks and then realizing, too late, that they are honest!

  68. Aleisha said on January 30th, 2010 at 3:01 am

    And then there’s the allue of Jolie’s bisexuality which many men find soo amazingly appealing. I do not understand why, but so many men seem to get excited by that….. that, her looks, her body (which many men do think is hot), her fame, her notoriety, then her sainthood exalted by all her charity work, a winning smile, a sob story about how the tabloids are “so mean” to her and the gift of the gab…. ahh, it’s just too easy for some people…. lol

    Yeah it’s too easy to get sucked in by some people – deception is a way of life for some, the masks they wear are so deep that even they are confused about who they are and cannot be real….

  69. chris from france said on January 30th, 2010 at 6:34 am

    here the reason why depp can’t fall for jolie :


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