Sugar Ray Ramone Catone (The Bronx Bi-Blogger) – RIP Ms. Nine, RIP Brangie
skulls myspace layouts…bones cast…fake uggs…fake id…sadness on every street corner for Ms. Nine…celebrations for Brangie split…sprecher brewery…spread eagle…dead as a doornail…dead baby jokes…disco inferno stick…fafsa family guy…glee free diet…rasta imposta…handbag syndrome…no sign of the kiddies…no sign of life…RIP Brangie!
Te amo, SRRC
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Dear SR, I’ve read on a couple of sites (Asia mainly) that Jennifer Aniston is pregnant, that she took time off beginning in September in order to work at it (work?)….do you know anything about this rumor?
ReplyI haven’t got the first clue where to go with this one.
Reply@Pattyanne:
ReplyI’d say judging by the recent pics of her at the Disney studio if she is pregnant then she is only a matter of a few weeks. She didn’t look pregnant at all in those pics.
rasta imposta=Brad with his hair, hat, ratty beard and pot
Replyhandbag syndrome=kids as an accessory (or Posh Becks, who gets a new Hermes whenever her husband cheats on her)
no sign of the kiddies=obvious
no sign of life=no pregnancy
RIP Brangie!
The first two sound like voodoo layouts
ReplyHow about another blind item to go with SRRC’s blind item:
From BuzzFoto:
http://www.buzzfoto.com/2010/01/blind-item/buzzfoto-blind-item-252/
This popular celeb couple has an image problem. It being that the female REALLY cares about how she and her partner are perceived and the male couldn’t care less. The female is so obsessed about the PR side of their relationship, about looking to be secure and in love, that it is driving the male to resent her. He is starting to want out, because the harder she pulls the further he pushes away. We hear although she is super famous and beautiful, she is incredibly insecure. Her whole focus of the relationship has long ago moved away from passion and more about appearance. Over the holidays, the male tried to do some normal activities that a family would do and the female was determined to turn it into a PR event. The two ended up in a very heated argument, and the male left and spent the night with another woman. This happens more and more frequently. The female claims she doesn’t care, as long as the male shows up when she needs him to. We fear the relationship is doomed, which will break a lot of hearts- and not just those of their fans. Not Tom and Katie.
Gosh, who could it be?
Reply@I’m on the bidet:
ReplyYeah, it’s pretty obvious that one was about the Brange. I especially loved the bit about “while she is super famous and beautiful, she is incredibly insecure”. Like it’s not obvious to anyone with a brain that a woman who feels the need to “compete” with other women by taking their men isn’t an insecure wretch.
@Canuck:
ReplyI just love your description “insecure wretch” good one!!
How is Jolie going to handle her mask coming off? I hope she remembers she has 4 or 6 kids whos lives are going to be affected by her actions.
Reply@joanne:
The Magic 8 Ball says: she will announce that she is taking a long break from acting to stay home and care for her children since they are always her top priority
And that she is far too busy to pay the slightest attention to what the media says about her.
Ok, even the Magic 8 Ball will be ROFLIAO after popping out those answers!
Replydisco inferno stick.. all I can think of is those glow sticks that you crack and they glow.
fafsa family guy…a young man in college on student aid.
sprecher brewery…known for their beer and sodas, located in Milwaukee I believe.
guys I do not understand the connection here between the death of Ms Ninecents and Brangie. The only thing I see is that both are gone. I guess that is the point???
ReplyMaybe Sugar is just paying a tribute to Ms Nine Cents
ReplyDisco inferno… a song sung by (get this, hehehe) The Trammps….. LOL and yes, that name will likely stick to her.
Reply@Tamara:
Replydead baby jokes…tasteless humor
Reply@cuze:
The first part sounds like SR is offering condolences to Miss Nine. Canuck and you have gotten some of this down, so just putting it together a bit.
Brad’s family and friends must be celebrating this split finally, he is free, the beer references from sprecher to spread eagle could be part of that , spread eagle could be many things, ready to fly, sexual position, etc. but the relationship is dead as a doornail and people are making jokes about the pregnancy she used to try and keep him there, can’t imagine anyone would laugh at a miscarriage or an abortion , did she make it up and people are laughing at her for trying to use this on him, or is this just as you suggested, they are being laughed at ,(Brad certainly had been with that beard and the mammy jokes) , does seem to imply the lady is a tramp with a college family guy, (who might that be, not Brad?) glee free diet (that is the Hollywood diet , another stupid one) and there were reports of her taking something in a tabloid this past week, and of course Brad and his ratty beard. no more collecting kids (oops handbags lol) and no sign of the kids, (well she did parade them out with her cute bodyguard , all 4 this time all by her mommy self to Apple, see I don’t need Brad, I have 3 bodyguards, he he) no sign of Brad (or life , that is for sure, he looks close to dead, poor soul, he paid his dues I think)!!
RIP Brangie, question though, will this be the last time, or will they keep rising up?
Reply@Kate:
Thank you Kate. I love when you put it all together like that.
I’m wondering how long Brangie is going to keep going on like this as well. I thought maybe it had something to do with people in their employment.. not quite sure how that would work but wouldn’t some be unemployed by the demise of the “brand”? That’s all I could think of because by the looks on both of their faces in recent pics they both look like they are itching for it to be over.
Reply@Kate:
OMG Angelina is doing an endorsement for Apple now? How much advertising does she want to do? They are becoming more and more obvious. I guess she needs it to pay the PR people, the lawyers and her “party” planners. And here she goes exploiting those children for $$$$ again. Totally disgusting, really there are no words. She is one greedy, shallow, soul-less bitch. Hope she enjoys playing with her dollars while that portrait in the attic gets uglier and uglier.
Reply@Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
ReplyYou got that right. So far we have the “product placement” shots of McDonald’s, Toys-R-Us and Cheetos. Now it seems that Apple is in the mix. I wonder who arranges these endorsements and under what terms. We know that Pitt appears in many ads internationally. I think he reps watches and jeans in Japan. Funny how he wants to keep his cache and not appear in American ads but has arranged these seemingly candid product placement ads for his family. The public is probably not aware that most of the Brand’s donations (in my opinion) come from revenue from “product placement” ads in which their kids appear. To date, the Brand has not even donated all the money that was paid for the twins’ photos. I wonder if the kids will be angry when they grow up over the fact that they were used commercially and their parents sold their privacy for cash.
@ BigApplette – they do a lot more endorsements than even the many you mentioned there. All of the clothes she wears and a lot of the ones the kids wear are part of an endorsement deal. There was a photo of Pax recently with Brad where he wasn’t wearing a coat on a very cold day which was because he was doing an endorsement for the clothes he was wearing. Angelina has done one recently for the palm pri (is that what it’s called?) and one for Stella McCartney’s collection for baby gap (these were both in the form of “a source said” or “a member of the publc witnessed”, press release type stories. Everything they do in the public eye has some sort of marketing of a product going on it somewhere. They must be making stupid amounts of cash out of it.
Reply@BigApplette:
ReplyI’ve often wondered if the money for the photos shouldn’t actually belong to the kids, or at least a portion of it. After all, they were the focus of the photoshoots and models are supposed to get paid, right?
Those Brand kids have a lot in common with the Kate plus eight kids.
ReplyWith the product placement and photo ops all the time, she really is starting to seem more and more like the octomom. Guess the octomom just looked at aj and put it all together. Plastic surgery, lots of kids. Octomom did it without even doing one bad movie or accent!
Reply@Canuck:
Absolutely. In trust for when the become 18 years old.
Reply@BigApplette:
ReplyExactly!
Love Angelina’s declaration of her love for her brother in this clip of her Oscar acceptance speech:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPWpHWr1L7s
It’s not so much the “I’m so in love with my brother right now” part as the end where she says he is the most amazing person she has ever known and she would have nothing without him and tells him that she loves him. Who on earth advised her that this was a good idea? Insane!
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