Feliz Navidad from Sugar Ray Ramone Catone (The Bronx Bi-Blogger)

Posted on December 25th, 2009 by HisHighness in IUC:Entertainment, IUC:Exclusive

ramone-143Glorious apogee of festive mood…utilitarian swing…cook the kielbasa…let it ride…with another elf…blistered and charred…moody vamp…gifted him with a lesson…exhausted and wiped out…go team go…Parc Suite Hotel…addiction and disease…diamonds are a gals worst fears…silent night, deadly night…Santa Claws is coming…to town…nailing a stake in babies Jesus…sloppy egg nog….stranger down the chimney on Xmas Eve…Santa enters through the heart…spirits in a jar…sloppy seconds…putrid park paddywagon…Lennox and Spode.

Feliz Navidad…Te Amo…SRRC untitled<

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  1. Vittoria said on December 25th, 2009 at 5:40 pm

    Welcome back stranger! Diamond’s are a gal’s worst fear….hhmmmmmm…we’ve certainly speculated a time or two on that one! Let the New year Cheer reign!!!!!! Muy interesante!

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  2. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on December 25th, 2009 at 6:45 pm

    Ok well utilitarianism is about maximising the happiness or working toward the greater good of the greatest number of people and also that the moral worth of an action is determined by its consequence i.e. do something a bit ropey/unethical that leads to the benefit of a greater number of people, whatever the costs to any other people makes it ok. Classic college interview question (one I myself was asked) about there being a train whose breaks had failed hurtling down a track on which a group of people were stood. You are in charge of the switch that can change the train’s course to another track. Problem is there is a one person stood on this track. Do you sacrifice the life of this person to save the lives of the many? Utiliarianism says yes, I say no!

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  3. Togi said on December 25th, 2009 at 6:55 pm

    Ho ho ho ho ho. MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!! I’ll come back to this when I have a bit of time to myself. Right now, it’s a prime rib dinner for Togi and family. LOL

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  4. Vittoria said on December 25th, 2009 at 6:59 pm

    @Togi:
    Oh Togi….prime rib! That sounds so yummy! I hope you have a terrific dinner!
    Keane – that is an interesting parsing of that statement. Let’s think about that shall we?

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  5. Vittoria said on December 25th, 2009 at 7:02 pm

    Kielbasa is Polish for sausage. Is another baby for sale being cooked up via Poland?

    Is she also effing elves? hahahahahahahaha

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  6. Pattyanne said on December 25th, 2009 at 7:03 pm

    Hugs and smooches SRR~! So good to see you back with us. Wishing you had a wonderful Christmas! and and even better New Year.

    Diamonds are a girls worst fear – could this be to mean A-Rod who just broke up with Kate Hudson the ho…again? (baseball diamond) Moody Vamp = Kate Hudson?
    Oh dang, too much pear wine today…..lol WB dear SRR

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  7. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on December 25th, 2009 at 7:05 pm

    “nailing a stake in babies Jesus” – this diamond thing, and the claws that are coming to get her (the law) are putting the nail in the coffin of her hopes of getting the children?

    I’m still thinking of the utlitarianism thing – who is the greater number of people we are talking about here and whose happiness are we sacrificing? Is it Brad’s for that of the children and Ange at his expense (i.e. the going along with the charade is making him depressed and ill)?

    Ok, now I’m re-thinking. The claws of Santa Claws are hers trying to get into Brad to make him stay. She’s nailing a stake in him (vampire that she is) by making another baby, the “sloppy egg nog”. But it is a stranger entering her chimney this time, not Brad. “Spirts in a jar” – IVF again? Sloppy seconds – he wants to be with someone else but she will be happy to be his second choice if she can hold on to her career? Not sure what the “putrid park paddywagon” bit means apart from the obvious reference to being carted off by the police. The last bit is a reference to China – is this where she is now trying to adopt from? Please dear God say it ain’t so.

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  8. Vittoria said on December 25th, 2009 at 7:07 pm

    So Charlie Cheen is sitting in jail. Oh charlie….say it isn’t so. Damn dude. Not bright and now you’re the one sitting in jail. Smooth move!.

    http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2009/12/exclusive-charlie-sheen-arrested-jailed-after-fight-wife

    PS – Parc Suite Montreal or LA?

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  9. Pattyanne said on December 25th, 2009 at 7:07 pm

    Okay, my guess is A-Rod and Kate Hudson broke up and A-Rod is driving a steak through Madonna’s new boy-toy Jesus by cooking his kielbasa in Madge’s oven….again. We know of orgies in NYC with A-Rod, Madonna, Angie Jo, and who else? Sounds like here we go again considering the Jolie-Pitts are in NYC for Angie’s reshoots on SALT.

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  10. Pattyanne said on December 25th, 2009 at 7:10 pm

    Lennox and Spode = fine china = twins? viv and knox?

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  11. Vittoria said on December 25th, 2009 at 7:10 pm

    @Pattyanne:
    Hi Patty! So who’s the elf? Peewee? Or is elf a euphemism for peewee? hahahahaha

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  12. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on December 25th, 2009 at 7:11 pm

    @Pattyanne:

    That’s interesting, yes the beginning bit does seem to refer to someone in the spirit of xmas and to maximise the good of the many, allowing her man’s sausage to be dipped into someone else’s finger roll (so to speak!). So he got it on with another bitch and it came back worn out and with a bit of a disease?! This is hilarious! And the “go team go” bit does make it sound like a sportsman. It went down in a Montreal hotel though so how does that fit? So could it be something like Angie loaned A-Rod to Kate Hudson for a bit of a thing but then wanted him back, or was it the other way round and it went wrong? Are we totally on the wrong track here?!

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  13. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on December 25th, 2009 at 7:15 pm

    @Pattyanne:

    Oh what a gross orgy that would be! I just keep thinking of Madonna and Ange’s gross cheek bone implants and A-Rod’s nasty titties – all in all a combination too repulsive for my post xmas-stomach to take! Seriously, if this stuff about the connection between Ange, Madonna and A-Rod ever came out it would be the scandal of the century. I wish it would!

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  14. Pattyanne said on December 25th, 2009 at 7:26 pm

    I get the feeling that this is a message of a darker meaning. Teaching Brad a lesson. We know for fact AJ is very much into S & M, knives, and pain during sex…”utilitarian swing” perhaps as in swining in the ’60’s? Swapping wives? Yes Keane, orgy. Brad cooked his sausage with another “elf”, and Angie let it ride until he was blistered and chared. Angie, the moody vamp, (or Madonna) exhausted Brad, left him worn out. Sexual addiction can be considered a disease. If Brad IS in rehab, most likely this drove him to it.

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  15. Pattyanne said on December 25th, 2009 at 7:30 pm

    Well, elves were supposed to have magical powers; there were good elves and dark elves. One kind would do good for mankind, while the other would harm humanity. I’d say this means Madonna who is in direct competition with Angie on adopting “orphans” and other press about humanitarian deeds worldwide.

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  16. Pattyanne said on December 25th, 2009 at 7:34 pm

    I think this is about A-Rod being given back to Madonna in NYC, which put a steak through her boy-toy’s heart (Jesus), and that Angie and Brad were involved in a foursome with them during which Angie taught Brad a “lesson”….BUT….I just noticed babies is plural! “nailing a stake in babies Jesus”…..two?…twins? Santa Claws is coming to town…Brad and Angie traveled to NYC for Christmas while Angie does retakes in SALT.
    Just going with my instinct here, could very well be way off track …

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  17. Vittoria said on December 25th, 2009 at 7:40 pm

    Of course elves are ehlpers so maybe it just means effing the help.

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  18. Vittoria said on December 25th, 2009 at 7:43 pm

    @Vittoria:
    Oh Charlie! Arrested before noon! That simply isn’t done in better households! shame on you!

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  19. Pattyanne said on December 25th, 2009 at 7:45 pm

    Hotel: Le Parc Suite Hotel

    Town: West Hollywood
    Country: United States
    Details: location. Le Parc Suite Hotel Is Located In A Quiet Residential Area In West Hollywood, Calif.,

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  20. Pattyanne said on December 25th, 2009 at 7:46 pm

    There would be no reason for Brad and Angie to hook up at an exclusive and luxury hotel in West Hollywood, they have several homes in that area, so who would this be? Angie and whom? Or Brad and whom?

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  21. Pattyanne said on December 25th, 2009 at 7:47 pm

    Charlie Sheen has killed too many brain cells over the years with his heavy drug usage. It’s a miracle he hasn’t gone balistic and killed one of his wives or g/f’s yet. He needs intensive therapy and a keeper….

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  22. Pattyanne said on December 25th, 2009 at 7:48 pm

    I think you are on to it Keane…..your theory makes the most sense.@Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:

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  23. Pattyanne said on December 25th, 2009 at 7:50 pm

    Hello and Merry Christmas Vittoria and Togi and Keane! I have a headache from Ell, and I’m totally worn out by two little girls…whew! It was a wonderful day thought. Being surrounded by those you love who love you is what life is all about…even had my two little doggies and two kitties in with us. I baked them my recipe for homemade doggie biscuits like I do every Christmas….. :-)

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  24. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on December 25th, 2009 at 8:19 pm

    @Pattyanne:

    Hm not sure – your line of thought makes sense too. The Santa Claws is coming to town bit – both Madge and Ange are noted to have claw like hands. Then the “nailing a stake in babies Jesus” bit – there is a lot going on in that phrase. The “nailing” and “Jesus” bit obviously gives the image of crucifixion – maybe what is happening to Ange in the press? The stake is a reference to how to kill a vampire and she has looked like one recently. And the “babies” bit must mean more than one kid – does it mean someone is having one or more children by Jesus Luz? Can’t be Madge now can it so would have to mean Ange. Or does it mean that there are more children being produced but it is by IVF and/or surrogacy again i.e. the “spirits in a bottle” – the souls of children in the test tube waiting to be incubated in the mother’s stomach? Hm, we need Kate!

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  25. Togi said on December 25th, 2009 at 8:33 pm

    @Vittoria:
    OM Gosh, Vittoria … that is HYSTERICAL!

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  26. Togi said on December 25th, 2009 at 8:40 pm

    Well, something else to think about. The obvious, to me, is that Jesus was a miracle baby. A once-in-a-lifetime miracle. Born unto a virgin Mary (or a saint). He is the Savior. Now, babies being plural would indicate to me “miracle babies” who were intended to save the world (or many). I’m going to be thinking along these lines for a bit.

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  27. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on December 25th, 2009 at 8:50 pm

    Ok didn’t see the pics – so we now have Brad and is that Jen with some butch caveman type guy on the right???? No idea how that fits. I was thinking the “utilitarian swing” thing was something to do with Ange/Madge/A-Rod/Jesus Luz getting together and making some babies. Ange was A-Rod’s sloppy seconds after all, or was it Madge, so confusing with these lot! And then the pics of Brad, Jen and A.N. Other man. How confusing!

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  28. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on December 25th, 2009 at 8:52 pm

    @Vittoria:

    Ha ha ha, so funny! I agree it is very uncouth to get onself arrested before luncheon. I usually aim for around high tea time – don’t you?

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  29. Pattyanne said on December 25th, 2009 at 8:55 pm

    Isn’t that a photo of that very popular Spanish actor? A-lister? Dern, can’t think of his name, but he was just interviewed on ET. So now we have Brad, Jen, and this hot Spaniard. Ohhhhhh. And the hotel is in West Hollywood. Yikes SR…the images this brings to mind.

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  30. Pattyanne said on December 25th, 2009 at 8:59 pm

    Javier Bardem , he won best supporting actor Oscar in 2008. He’s consider HAWT! So we have Brad, Javier, and Jen. But who was roasting their sausage? Brad with Javier? Javier with Brad, or Jen with both? ARghhhhhhhhh! Kate, please get well quickly hun….lol

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  31. Pattyanne said on December 25th, 2009 at 9:03 pm

    I wonder…..”go team go”….we had all that brouhaha about Team Jolie and Team Aniston in the beginning….i wonder if this isnt’ about Go Jen Go! Meaning she’s getting revenge? Santa enters thru the heart? Santa brings gifts…gift of love ? Jen is Santa bringing Brad love? gawd I hope not! I’d hate to see jen with that loser again.

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  32. Pattyanne said on December 25th, 2009 at 9:05 pm

    I wonder, just to help with this riddle, is Javier Bardem bi?

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  33. Pattyanne said on December 25th, 2009 at 9:06 pm

    Remember the rumors that while married Brad talked Jen into threesomes? What if the threesome was Brad and Javier with Jen? and Brad got left out because Jen and Javier got it on so hot they cooked his sausage? Bitter pill for Bradley-of-the-teeny-weenie….

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  34. Pattyanne said on December 25th, 2009 at 9:16 pm

    Santa Claws is coming to town (Angie or Jen) nailing a stake into babies Jesus (paternity knowledge of the twins not favorable to Brad) Santa enters through the heart (must be Jen) spirits in a jar (?) sloppy seconds (Brad with Angie after being with Jen is Jen’s sloppy seconds) putred park paddywagon ( Park Suite Hotel in West Hollywood Brad taken in paddywagon to rehab?)

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  35. cuze said on December 25th, 2009 at 9:37 pm

    Sugar is back… you made my Christmas dahling. Kiss Kiss.

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  36. Not Jen in the picture said on December 25th, 2009 at 11:00 pm

    That is Renee Zellwegger in this picture and not Jen and the other guy in the photo is Javier Bardem who is engaged to Penelope Cruz

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  37. Leah said on December 26th, 2009 at 12:11 am

    That’s NOT Jennifer in that picture. It’s Renee Zellweger.

    That is totally Renee Zellweger, from the MTV movie awards in 1999:

    http://www.reneez.org/images/displayima … =505&pos=0

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  38. Leah said on December 26th, 2009 at 12:22 am

    Other link didn’t work. Here is Renee at the MTV movie awards in 1999.

    http://www.wireimage.com/SearchResults.aspx?igi=39280&s=renee zellweger&sfld=C&vwmd=e

    http://www.wireimage.com/SearchResults.aspx?igi=1891&s=renee zellweger&sfld=C&vwmd=e

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  39. Togi said on December 26th, 2009 at 12:38 am

    You guys … that’s not Jen in the picture. I think it’s Rene Zell … whatever (Kenny Chesney’s ex whatever) in a bad picture back before she was skin and bone. I’m glad that other picture isn’t just a bad picture of George Clooney because that’s who I thought it was! LOL. It’s also a terrible picture of BP.

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  40. Big Applette said on December 26th, 2009 at 8:41 am

    Glorious apogee of festive mood… Everyone is very high on something
    utilitarian swing… batting swing, function over form, swinging as in wife swap,
    cook the kielbasa… sex
    let it ride… male homosexual sex
    with another elf… Elfs are usually male… Pitt with Rodriguez?
    blistered and charred… overused, diseased
    moody vamp… (Jolie, Zellewegger?) Renee is known for being a beard… Her husband was Kenny Chesney and is believed to be gay. The guy Renee is now dating, Bradley Cooper is also believed to be in the closet and supposedly, Rene is his beard. Renee also played Crusie’s girlfriend in a movie about a sports agent, Jerry Maguire.
    gifted him with a lesson… batting lesson, sexual lesson
    exhausted and wiped out… from sex or sporting lesson
    go team go… Rodriguez is on the Yankees team or Pitt and Rodriguez are on the same team
    Parc Suite Hotel… In Hollywood and Montreal
    addiction and disease…
    diamonds are a gals worst fears… Baseball diamond, diamond has four corners, could be an orgy?
    silent night, deadly night… Someone isn’t communicating with someone else?
    Santa Claws is coming… someone is bringing an unwanted gift?
    to town…
    nailing a stake in babies Jesus… Pitt put the kibosh on anymore Jolie/Pitt babies….Brangelina babies are known as messiahs. An abortion is cutting into an unborn child.
    sloppy egg nog…. Reference to IVF
    stranger down the chimney on Xmas Eve… sounds like a sexual reference…chimney is male homosexual sex? Jolie using someone else’s sperm to get pregnant.
    Santa enters through the heart… some kind of drug that goes into the blood stream? Someone drugged someone else?
    spirits in a jar… moonshine is usually in a jar
    sloppy seconds… Pitt is Jen’s sloppy seconds…Jolie is many people’s sloppy seconds
    putrid park paddywagon… another reference to Parc Suite? Someone came to pick up someone drunk
    Lennox and Spode… china – dishes…petrie dishes for IVF? Knox and Vivienne

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  41. Big Applette said on December 26th, 2009 at 8:43 am

    One more thought…silent night deadly night could be someone not talking about safe sex and getting a disease. Getting a disease could prevent pregnancy, cause a miscarriage or the need for a c-section.

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  42. Tamara said on December 26th, 2009 at 8:45 am

    Yes Togi – that is indeed Renee Zellwegger, around the time of The Batchelor with Chris O’Donnell she had really big curly hair. I’m wondering about the third pic though, could that be Bradley Cooper? It does look like a young George Clooney who RZ was madly in love with for a long time! They actually broke up and got back together a couple times.

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  43. Big Applette said on December 26th, 2009 at 8:51 am

    Now I think this whole clue has to do with Pitt’s upcoming movie “Moneyball.” He is probably taking batting lessons or something of the sort for his role. Whomever is teaching him is probably giving some action on the side. Jolie is probably afraid of this movie because it will take her away from Pitt.

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  44. Pattyanne said on December 26th, 2009 at 9:12 am

    In the third photo which I believe to be Javier Bardem, he appears to be swinging a club, cave man style club. So if any batting is going on he is the batter. Lawdy SRR you really have us going on this one. Thank goodness that is Renee Zwellegar (sp) and not a bad photo of Jennifer though!

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  45. keane cyber queen supreme said on December 26th, 2009 at 9:29 am

    Ok well if the pics are of Brad, Renee and Javier the reference seems to be to beards. Renee has bearded for both Kenny Chesney & now Bradley Cooper. Javier Bardem and Penny Cruz are now bearding for each other (her and Salma are getting preggers through other men to have their own family). So Brad is bearding for someone too? For Ange or Ange for him? And I guess the bat is a reference to batting for the other team – ha ha!

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  46. Big Applette said on December 26th, 2009 at 9:31 am

    @keane cyber queen supreme:

    All the batting references have to do with Pitt gearing up for his new movie “Moneyball” in which he plays a baseball player. My posts above explain it somewhat….

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  47. Pattyanne said on December 26th, 2009 at 9:44 am

    Thanks for the heads up that this is an old photo of Renee Zellweger and not a bad photo of Jennifer…whew! Isn’t Renee a beard who fronted for Kenny Chesney awhile back? and Javier Bardem, the hunky Spanish actor…..is gay since he’s with Penelope Cruz the other famous HW beard? Oh My~! BRAD! What did you do? No wonder he’s in therapy….Angie led him down a very dark pathway indeed, he’s now in touch with his darker side for sure!@Not Jen in the picture:

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  48. Pattyanne said on December 26th, 2009 at 9:46 am

    LOL Keane, I do believe you figured it out. I think Brad is closer to coming out of his closet lately. Angie has taught him a thing or two about being who you are i suppose.@keane cyber queen supreme:

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  49. Pattyanne said on December 26th, 2009 at 9:49 am

    Then also this riddle would mean that the “bios” are only bios to who’s womb carried them, and we aren’t even sure it was Angie! Those poor kids! Brad is playing a role with Angie, that of instant dad,his great desire to be one, and great humanitarian. So then, everything about Brangelina is a facade; Brad is bi or gay, and Angie is the same. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are bearding one another! @Pattyanne:

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  50. mooki said on December 26th, 2009 at 9:53 am

    BI is about the following (from what I can decipher from it):
    -Brangie
    -Jen Aniston
    -Zellweger and Bradley Cooper
    -A-rod and Kate Hudson (probably Madge)
    -Cruise and Holmes

    Happy Holidaze!

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  51. Pattyanne said on December 26th, 2009 at 9:55 am

    Renee Zellweger + Kenny Chesney – Kenny + Bradley Cooper = BEARD

    Penelope Cruz + Javier Bardem = BEARD

    Angelina Jolie + Brad Pitt = BEARD ? this one goes both ways I believe.

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  52. Vittoria said on December 26th, 2009 at 10:01 am

    @Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
    Absolutely!

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  53. G Spot Sex Swing said on December 26th, 2009 at 10:01 am

    It is derived from the juice of sugar cane and sugar beets. G Spot Sex Swing

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  54. Tamara said on December 26th, 2009 at 10:05 am

    Well and then there is the reference to diamonds (are a girls worst fear) and we discussed before the Blood Diamonds in relation to Angie. Didn’t we agree that the diamonds have something to do with the adoptions….??

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  55. Tamara said on December 26th, 2009 at 10:06 am

    ….possibly as a bribe to buy her babies?

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  56. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on December 26th, 2009 at 10:19 am

    @mooki:

    Can you tell us how each bit relates to what on the post because I haven’t got a clue! Do you think the “go team go” bit implies we are talking about a group of sordid bedfellows or just associates here? I.e. it’s either “go team go” in relation to an orgy or in relation to a group of people all involved in the same sordid activities but covering it up with bearding? BTW, this is a great puzzle for Boxing Day Ian, thank you so much. So much better than a crossword! Lol

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  57. Pattyanne said on December 26th, 2009 at 10:20 am

    That sounds very likely to me. And the Santa Claws is reminding me of a movie BBT made, Bad Santa….reference to Angie and BBT?
    @Tamara:

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  58. HisHighness said on December 26th, 2009 at 10:40 am

    welcome back Sugar!!!!

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  59. mooki said on December 26th, 2009 at 1:31 pm

    @Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:

    Renee = Brad Cooper’s beard
    Kate Hudson and Madonna = ex beards to A-rod [Madonna is the king of the beards, even though she does swing both ways]
    Katie Holmes = Tommy Boy’s beard
    Jen Aniston and Angie = Brad’s beards? (although there have been lesbo rumors about Jen and Courtney Cox since their days on Friends and of course we all know that Angie’s openly bi, as for Brad, more on him later…)

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  60. mooki said on December 26th, 2009 at 1:33 pm

    @mooki:

    oops, forgot about Renee as Kenny Chesney’s beard for the nanoseconds they were “married”.

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  61. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on December 26th, 2009 at 1:42 pm

    @mooki:

    So would you agree with me that Guy Ritchie may also be gay and Madge was bearding for him? Jesus Liz is obviously gay, but I didn’t know that A-Rod was for sure, thought he might be bi. So if Madge is King (or Queen maybe?) of the beards, who else has she bearded for in the past do you know? Jen and CC is that true? I saw a post on FF saying she was in a relationship with someone called Mandy whose yoga video she was helping to promote – know anything about that? And I get that the photos are about beards, but the post seems to be more about an orgy. Or is it just that they are all bi and they all pass each other round? But what is the bit at the end a reference to? The china? I don’t think we’ve joined up all the dots yet with this at all…

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  62. Pattyanne said on December 26th, 2009 at 1:42 pm

    Good Lord~! I’m not in Kansas antymore Toto!@G Spot Sex Swing:

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  63. Pattyanne said on December 26th, 2009 at 1:45 pm

    I think the last part is to do with the so called bio children. If they are all bi then there would have to be some sort of protection to ensure any bio’s born of a pairing would physically match up in some way with the supposed parents. In Vetro, petrie dish aka fine china such as Lennox and Spode?

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  64. Pattyanne said on December 26th, 2009 at 1:51 pm

    Referring of course to the suggested orgies
    @Pattyanne:

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  65. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on December 26th, 2009 at 1:58 pm

    BTW completely off topic but has anyone seen that video where Tila Tequila announces her engagement to heiress Casey Johnson? Seriously one of the funniest things I have ever seen on Youtube ever! Tila spends 20 minutes telling the viewing audience that her baby is “balling”, she is like a “bjillionaire” and has bought her a 17 carat ring (”damn 17 carats etc etc” ad infinitum) while Casey looks on with a permanently fixed facial expression expressing happiness yet poutiness from the explosion of botox going on beneath the surface of her face. Tila occasionally turns away from flashing the ring at the camera to give Casey a few kisses on the lips, presenting her amour with the slight issue of having to try to move her mouth from its permanently fixed position – not cute! Oh and they both look boxed out of their minds. If you haven’t watched it yet do, it is better than anything I have seen on the tellybox this xmas season!

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  66. mooki said on December 26th, 2009 at 2:03 pm

    Scientologist is Handcuffed and Arrested for Assaulting Peaceful Protester. prosecutions are happening from all directions.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HanLXh6RuUw

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuTo7te20Uo&feature=related

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrPxxcRtWUo&feature=related

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cssX7HGOcnU&feature=related

    Gay sex tape story resurfaces.

    The last decade has seen Tom Cruise emerge as one of the most controversial stars in all of Hollywood. There was the below-the-belt Nicole Kidman split, the couch-jumping marriage to Katie Holmes, the Scientology spewing, the gay rumors…and now the latter of all these stories has resurfaced, and Tom Cruise has to pay up.

    Back in 2001, magazine editor Michael David Sapir claimed to have footage of a gay sexcapade between Tom Cruise and another man. When Cruise got hold of the word, he threatened Sapir with a lawsuit and made him sign a document stating that no such tape existed.

    It gets even juicier: it’s said that Tom Cruise had a lawyer named Burt Fields and a private investigator Anthony Pellicano tap Sapir’s phones. Sapir has brought a civil case against Cruise, Fields and Pellicano based on the allegation, and he wants $5 million of Tom Cruise’s money.

    Meanwhile attorney Burt Fields calls the suit “absolute garbage.” The private investigator is currently in jail, according to TMZ. Stay with LimeLife for details on this Cruisin’ for bruisin’ story…

    http://www.limelife.com/blog-entry/Tom-Cruise-Sued-For-Spying-For-5-Million/29461.html

    & even more Cof$ violence. you can cut & paste

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EN9LablMcw&feature=related

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQGKbhlxccI&feature=related

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvNp-EsDY-w&feature=related

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xbHrKsY6wY&feature=related

    wow…

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  67. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on December 26th, 2009 at 2:11 pm

    @Pattyanne:

    So do you think she’s got knocked up with someone else’s baby through the orgies? Or has done in the past?

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  68. Tamara said on December 26th, 2009 at 2:18 pm

    When I first read this puzzle, I was struck by the word apogee. I thought maybe it was a typo. I looked it up and I still can’t figure it out.

    Apogee:
    A culmination.
    The farthest point from the center of the earth.
    A character in the movie The Incredibles, and
    The second full length album by the stoner band called the Bongzillas.

    So, is this word an adjective for “festive mood” or a noun after Glorious as an adjective? It just doesn’t make any sense to me. LOL Grrrrrr My 5th grade education is a bit rusty so please feel free to help this simpleton! LOL But, I have found out that most of SRR’s puzzles, are many bits of a whole, so I usually take each word apart. Does anyone have a better definitaion for apogee?

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  69. Tamara said on December 26th, 2009 at 2:29 pm

    And whats the reference to the Parc Suites Hotel? Okay, I found Le Parc Suites in West Hollywood, and the Parc Suites Hotel in Montreal….what does that have to do with anything? Bradly Cooper just got back from Canada after filming the A-Team. I just don’t get the connection between the three pics, except that Renee used to date George Clooney one of Pitss BFF’s. For awhile in 2001 and then again in 2006.

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  70. Pattyanne said on December 26th, 2009 at 2:48 pm

    @Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
    Yes, I do. And what can Brad do about it if he was also participating in them? I’m wondering about the time frame here also, as that photo of Renee Zellweger is from circa 1999, and the one of Brad is way old! Javier’s photo is more recent. And, remember when we read that there was something illegal going on that Angie was afraid of it coming to light? African diamond smuggling perhapps? And as for the “Glorious Apogee”….”the point of greatest distance between two bodies”….aka….Angie and Brad are so far separated they have become the Glorious apogee. Just tossing out ideas here…..

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  71. Pattyanne said on December 26th, 2009 at 2:51 pm

    Remember the suicide attempt took place in LA, and they flew out of there on a private jet with NO photos at all, yet X17 had the story ? (set up ) Could be this orgy took place in West Hollywood, got out of hand, someone got messed up with drugs, and someone got sloppy drunk on booze, so the paddy wagon was called. Then we hear they are in NYC, but Brad is in Rehab……so many clues, but still a puzzle@Tamara:

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  72. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on December 26th, 2009 at 2:51 pm

    @Tamara:

    Well I took it to mean a straightforward culmination of events/the festive mood but it may have more than one meaning of course. For now I am just reading it as that though!

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  73. Pattyanne said on December 26th, 2009 at 2:52 pm

    You know Keane, how I’ve always questioned Brad holding up ONE birth certificate in France after the supposed birth date of TWINS…..what if he already knew only one was his and he was joyously celebrating that??@Pattyanne:

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  74. Pattyanne said on December 26th, 2009 at 2:54 pm

    Or could Glorious apogee mean, celebrating the end of the union? Brad is finally free?

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  75. Pattyanne said on December 26th, 2009 at 2:55 pm

    Oh Sugar honey, baby doll, honey bunch, are we anywhere near the truth here? A few hints of encouragement pleaseeeeeeeeeee, pretty pleaseeeeeeee?

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  76. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on December 26th, 2009 at 2:56 pm

    @Pattyanne:

    Yes, at first glance I thought the diamonds are a gals worst fear thing must be a reference to the previous posts about the diamond thieves and Ange’s fear about getting caught. She is looking might stressed, scary thin and scared lately isn’t she? Or does the diamond refer to the baseball diamond as someone mentioned? But how would that relate to her worst fear? Unless she thinks she is knocked up with the spawn of A-Rod – ha ha! I just don’t believe she is young and fertile enough to get pregnant naturally these days though. JMO!

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  77. Pattyanne said on December 26th, 2009 at 3:01 pm

    I don’t think an unwanted pregnancy would cast fear in La Jolie considering all the abortions she’s had previously ; i honestly think it has to be something much bigger to instill fear into that nutbag. We know she’s into drugs, we know she makes many “humanitarian” trips to countries that produce drugs. I doubt she could resist, just as Brad pulled out a BRICK of Hash for Quentin. You don’t keep bricks of dope unless you are transporting it or have a huge party daily. As for the diamonds, I just don’t know, I can’t see Angie risking all to sell African blood diamonds, they wouldn’t interest her, but the drugs would.@Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:

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  78. Pattyanne said on December 26th, 2009 at 3:08 pm

    Putrid Park Paddywagon

    Purtid : Morally rotten; corrupt:

    Park: The W.HW Hotel

    Paddywagon: Urban Dictionary – The term ‘paddy wagon’ is of English origin due to it’s use to pick up drunk Irish louts (paddy’s) from pub brawls.

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  79. Pattyanne said on December 26th, 2009 at 3:12 pm

    Paddy Wagon 1 up, 9 down
    The act of crawling on one’s hands and knees through a person or multiple person’s legs all the while being spanked on their bottom.
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    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Paddy+wagon
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    Would this be considered S & M, you know, Jolie’s thing?

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  80. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on December 26th, 2009 at 3:23 pm

    @Pattyanne:

    I’ve never been too convinced about the whole diamond smuggling thing, it could be true but it just sounds so far-fetched and so completely and utterly foolish that I just can’t believe anyone in her position would be stupid enough to do it. But then I thought that it must take an awful, awful lot of money to buy off most of the world’s media the way she has. So I am keeping an open mind!

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  81. Pattyanne said on December 26th, 2009 at 3:41 pm

    If we’ve learned anything about Angelina Jolie, it’s that anything is possible, and nothing is taboo. After all, she is what she is. Pity no one listened to her dad when he begged for someone to get her psychiatric help back in the day. @Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:

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  82. Tamara said on December 26th, 2009 at 4:08 pm

    Well, Im thinking the diamonds have to do with Z’s adoption from Ethiopia. Possibly as a bribe to the judge, or something more sinister, like keeping the grandmother quiet, after they said that Z was an AIDS baby and the grandmother was dead she did an interview saying she was very much alive. The woman who “brokered” the adoption later stood trial for illegal adoptions but Z wasn’t one of them named. It’s probable that the diamonds have to do with the Ethiopian government. Maybe she’s being blackmailed and so the diamond caper, instead of being a hush hush deal, has now turned into her worst fear.

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  83. Tamara said on December 26th, 2009 at 4:11 pm

    Apogee used as culmination would then have the sentence read the Glorious Culmination of Festive Mood – culmination – coming together, which still doesn’t make any sense. Or: the position of culmination = to cllimax.

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  84. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on December 26th, 2009 at 4:14 pm

    @HisHighness:

    Ha ha – very helpful Ian! So which bio isn’t Brad’s? I still only believe there are 2 of them anyway and I think she only carried one, so that would be Shi wouldn’t it? Ugh, is this stuff about to come out or something, hence the ineffective pre-emptive strike with the “I doubt fidelity is essential to a relationship” comment. Ha ha, just can’t wait to see this holier-than-thou dame’s halo slip! How anyone could have the nerve to act so high and mighty when they have so many skeletons in their closet is beyond me! Talk about setting yourself up for a fall – it beggars belief!

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  85. joanne said on December 26th, 2009 at 4:24 pm

    I am banned from TMZ and it sounds like the loons took over again. Is this crap going to start all over again? barf.

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  86. Vittoria said on December 26th, 2009 at 4:32 pm

    @G Spot Sex Swing:
    That is just rude. Take your smut on down the road. You are gross and nasty.

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  87. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on December 26th, 2009 at 4:56 pm

    @HisHighness:

    The comments below that article are very telling in terms of how the public will react/are reacting to all this don’t you think? Dumb bitch has set herself up for this in spectacular style IMO. An Idiot’s Guide on How Not to Endear Yourself to the Public: steal a nice, popular actress’ husband; pose for a photoshoot in a magazine with said husband, playing the part of his wife and mother of his many kids; pop out and adopt no less than 5 children in as many years; act like a holier-than-thou, smug, superior bitch for the whole time and then turn around and arrogantly inform the world that “fidelity is actually not essential to a relationship” (because she has now decided it isn’t). Yes, Angelina, whatever you say! And did it ever occur to her that she may have got away with it if she hadn’t gone for broke with the number of children they acquired and the way they presented themselves as the world’s most perfect family? Couple of kids, no pretensions to superiority, maybe it would have worked. Six kids, acting like Mother Superior, not a snowball’s chance in hell. She is just so stupid she is making my eyeballs practically explode with rage at the very thought of it all she really is! How on earth does she think she is going to get away with it?

    And also Ian if you are still there, please can I ask how Angelina can possibly think she can make that statement about her father cheating on her mother and how morally reprehensible infidelity is 5 years ago and now turn around and say the exact opposite? Do they think the public is this stupid?

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  88. Pattyanne said on December 26th, 2009 at 5:00 pm

    “She said: ‘The sparks fly at home if the nice Brad fails to see that he’s wrong and reacts in a defiant way. Then I can get so angry that I tear his shirt.’” Good Grief~! She admits to abusing Brad physically if “the nice Brad” doesn’t agree with her take on things? Proof positive of her sociopathic mentality.

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  89. Pattyanne said on December 26th, 2009 at 5:02 pm

    Thank you. It’s amazing how Jolie could give out statements such as she did in this interview, and not realize how off her thinking process is. Shocking actually.@HisHighness:

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  90. Togi said on December 26th, 2009 at 5:06 pm

    @Pattyanne:
    Patty … that part of her statement popped out at me as well. Especially the “defiant way” bit. I read this to mean that when the nice, agreeable, butt kissing Brad doesn’t show up, and he actually starts fighting back and thinking for himself (whether it be right or wrong), she beats him! Good grief. She is absolutely off her rocker IMO.

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  91. Togi said on December 26th, 2009 at 5:09 pm

    I mean, can you imagine what the world would be like if we all tore each other apart when we thought someone was wrong or “defiant.” Isn’t defiant a word one would use with naughty little children? Or a prisoner? It is certainly a word one would use for a person UNDER some sort of authority. Goes to show who uses the whip, that’s for sure.

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  92. Pattyanne said on December 26th, 2009 at 5:14 pm

    @ Togi
    Totally off her rocker! That’s Domestic Abuse and in any state in the US the offending partner would be hauled off to jail! Now we understand why the paps outside their LA home asked the Firemen , “Is Brad alright?” after the 911 call recently!! She’s rapidly losing what little control she has, and has become more violent with the public knowing what goes on behind the facade of Brangelina. Those poor children, someone needs to face criminal charges for allowing this to continue. Anyone else would have had DCF there instantly and those children removed to safety.

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  93. Pattyanne said on December 26th, 2009 at 5:16 pm

    @ Togi

    You know, Defiant makes me think of a prisoner who dares to stand up to his/her mistreatment by a guard. What sort of S & M is Jolie into that her life is such as this? Is this how the children are treated as well? God help Shiloh then, because she seems to have more spunk than all the others.

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  94. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on December 26th, 2009 at 5:17 pm

    @Togi:

    I think even Angelina isn’t stupid enough to use this phrasing – I think what she orginally said has been skewd slightly by being translated into German and then back again. I mean, this does not paint her in a flattering light does it? When “the nice Brad” reacts in a “defiant way” she gets so angry she “could tear his shirt”? Um, can someone call the doctor please, I think we have a situation on our hands here! Nah, I think whatever words she actually used have been made to sound even weirder by being translated in and out of another language. Plus I think this could possibly be a tactic in that if the public reaction to it is really bad (as it is), they can claim she never actually said that and it was wrongly translated. I have actually been waiting for them to say this since it was first published. We shall see!

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  95. Pattyanne said on December 26th, 2009 at 5:18 pm

    Oh goodness, just remembered something Ms Agatha said about Brad being Angie’s Slave. Angie is the Master, Brad is the Slave….I’ve forgotten how she phrased it, but now it fits exactly!!

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  96. Togi said on December 26th, 2009 at 5:18 pm

    Patty, I have a question for you and/or anyone else out there who knows the answer for certain. Did AJ REALLY say those things about fidelity and tearing Brad’s shirt, etc.? Was this a genuine interview or is there any way this was fabricated? Also, the bit about BP being in rehab. Was that Ian being VERY funny or was that for real? Naive much? LOL

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  97. Togi said on December 26th, 2009 at 5:22 pm

    Ah … Keane … you answered my question before I even posted it! Thanks a bunch hun. I really have a hard time believing she would say what she has been quoted as saying! It is just too much even for her. I agree either something was lost (or made up) in the translation, so to speak. LOL

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  98. Pattyanne said on December 26th, 2009 at 5:24 pm

    Togi, the more i hear/read/listen to on the news, the less I am shocked at the extent of her degradation. We’ve seen for ourselves how she has aged, gotten rail thin, constantly acts weirder than her normal weird, and how her pupils have become as huge as Owl’s eyes. Angelina is in a broken mental state. She’s not functioning in control of her reality and our reality anymore I’d guess. When mentally ill people suffer a psychotic break, they tend to behave just as she is now, and knowing she has been diagnosed psychopath, i’d be more willing to believe this than not. I spent 26 years around schizophrenics and/or psychopaths and have seen this pattern repeated. It’s sad that there is no medical treatment to “cure” a brain defect. As the disease progresses more of the brain atrophies, and they become less in control or aware of their actions showing their illness. Enough! Going to make me feel bluesy…LOL

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  99. Togi said on December 26th, 2009 at 5:26 pm

    @Pattyanne:
    Patty … do you still need FV neighbors???? LOL

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  100. Pattyanne said on December 26th, 2009 at 5:27 pm

    LOL togi….hopefully I need just one more…whew!

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  101. Vittoria said on December 26th, 2009 at 6:15 pm

    @Pattyanne:
    She was probably just toasted and rambling. It happens when a person is doped up.

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  102. Pattyanne said on December 26th, 2009 at 6:27 pm

    LOL, it would have helped us if she’d not wiped the white powder off her nose.@Vittoria:

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  103. Vittoria said on December 26th, 2009 at 6:29 pm

    What Keane said about the translation issue makes sense as well. That was pretty strange wording.

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  104. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on December 26th, 2009 at 6:32 pm

    @Vittoria:

    Nah, I don’t think anything about this woman is accidental. I think they plan it all out but occasionally it goes slightly awry because she is three sheets to the wind as they say (at least I think that is what they say!) i.e. the Muhammad Ali incident. I thought they’d decommissioned her after that, but I see she’s back out on the strip working that ass for a dollar again! Lol BTW, I see Ted has become the new target of Ange’s PR squad after he posted that who is the biggest media manipulator comment. How humiliating for her to not only be compared to Kate Gosselin but put in outright competition with her for a title – ha ha! How appropriate though. I bet she is fuming!

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  105. Kate said on December 26th, 2009 at 7:02 pm

    @Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:

    Hi Keane, hope you and all had a nice holiday. Thank you all for the warm wishes. I have read a little today , this is confusing to me, but I am medicated still heavily. Not sure I can be of much help really.

    Javier has played a gay role about 10 years ago in “Before Night Falls” , his Oscar moment. His caveman role was one of his first. He was caught by TMZ last year in a bar in Spain hitting on another Spanish guy, they had a video of it, hugging, stroking his leg, kiss on the cheek. Normal affectionate European gestures, until he groped the guy. His ex girlfriend, Christina was long term but she was also with him in a professional sense, coaching etc, something.

    He could be bi, as Brad could be of course, Renee I don’t know, but she did have a fling I think with George and he hurt her and humiliated her, or so the story goes. That picture of Brad was around 1989 I am guessing, around the time he dated Robin, if that helps at all.

    The article, I would say Angelina did say all of that, the nice Brad probably is translated from the good Brad. Sounds more to me like she is trying to set him up as the unstable one. If we had the original content of the interview it would be easier to tell, and of course she is trying to get the info out there like any smart public relations team would have her do first in regards to the open relationship.

    Wishing you are all well, and IAN your Brad in Rehab was hilarious and made me laugh, brilliant!

    I an type a little, small thoughts only, so this is via my lovely daughter :)

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  106. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on December 26th, 2009 at 7:46 pm

    @Kate:

    Aw poor Kate, we are all thinking of you and hoping for your speedy recovery! And thanks so much to your lovely daughter for typing for you. Just can’t imagine the scene at yours right now but I remain impressed by your commitment to IUC. Come hell or high water, major surgery or illness, we will comment on the antics of Brangelina!

    With regard to your take on the post I am also very confused about it and I am not on strong painkillers! Although I have had food poisoning and am dosed up to the eyeballs on strong antibiotics so I am probably not of much greater help! So thinking on the significance of Javier, I’m wondering if it’s then to do with the fact that he has kind of been outed as a gay man despite him being in a fauxmance with Penny Cruz. And Renee, well her fauxmance with Bradley Cooper is the most obvious one yet and what with Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon is about to blow the lid off the whole HW charade I think. So I assume this is to with fauxmances and being outed as being gay. The pic of Brad, is that pointing to his younger years, when he was with Tom Racina? Are they back together or is he in another relationship with a man so going back to his youth or something? Still I don’t think any of this relates to the post – it ls like they are two separate stories. Hm…..

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  107. Char (PSI Tutor:Mentor) said on December 26th, 2009 at 7:57 pm

    @Pattyanne:
    …”tearing at his shirt”, sounds sexy badass don’t you think? This is one of the things that annoys me about this celebrity the most. I cannot count the number of guys who have told me their fantasy of a woman tearing their clothes off. How many times has a woman heard, “I love it when you’re angry, it really turns me on”..? Plenty of movies promote this theme of (mild) violence and great sex.

    She is in a position of power (media exposure, said values about ending war and poverty) yet she encourages the objectification of women and for women to use their sexuality to define their identity. Keys to inequality which, according to a wealth of literature, is the foundation for wars and poverty.

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  108. Kate said on December 26th, 2009 at 7:59 pm

    Just the first part , not sure but from what it sounds like the utilitarian swing seems to refer to Brange making the decision to have an open relationship while unethical for many families for them it is the ideal way to keep the family together, to become swingers or swappers.

    cook the kielbasa- cook the polish sausage–make things look better to appease the stockholder – cook the books- is a way business make things look better to appease the stock holders when things really are not good.Beefing up their financial appearance- so to cook the sausage or beef it up to appease the stockholder , how do you do that?- Stockholders would be the other people that they were swinging with, they made themselves look good to the other couples, sexually, even though they both knew the truth.

    let it ride-they let it happen, allowed themselves to be free from all responsibility knowing the possible consequences, and how it may affect the other people they were sleeping with.

    with another elf…- … elf in Germanic mythology, a type of fairy. Although they can be friendly to man, they are more frequently vengeful and mischievous. Both male and female elves. so this means with another gay person, Javier is 5′11 tall Brad also, or close. They allowed this to happen with another gay person.

    blistered and charred-that other person infected by Brad and Angelina, both or one of them.

    moody vamp- Angelina

    gifted him with a lesson-not clear who she gifted , Brad, or Javier, A-Rod, only guessing him because of the later reference to the diamonds. Not sure why. Does not make sense it would be Brad if they were into this open relationship together unless she was forced into but that conflicts with past information about her.

    exhausted and wiped out- Brad , well by the way he looks.

    So that seems to be Brad and Angie dishing it out, the next part seems to be about revenge from the other partners. Just a guess though. I have no idea really.

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  109. Kate said on December 26th, 2009 at 8:02 pm

    @Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
    PT has been miserable, worse than the surgery. Better each day though. thanks.

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  110. Kate said on December 26th, 2009 at 8:04 pm

    @Char (PSI Tutor:Mentor):
    MAMS, W Magazine promotion all did that. still hard to imagine she said that. Had to be a joke.

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  111. Pattyanne said on December 26th, 2009 at 8:17 pm

    She is definately a screwed up personality. Love/hate men/women/self. I think as she ages, if indeed she survives longer, she will become more and more of a conundrum. It must be Hell to be Angelina Jolie.@Char (PSI Tutor:Mentor):

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  112. Pattyanne said on December 26th, 2009 at 8:41 pm

    I was just remembering one of Angie’s famous quotes, “I need a sexual partner who can hold me down, control me”….uh huh. That says it all, Jenny Shimizu has said in interviews before BP came along , that she would overpower Angie, and AJ loved that. She said they didn’t do harm to one another, but it got real rough….geeze. That’s not intimacy, that’s assult!@Char (PSI Tutor:Mentor):

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  113. mooki said on December 26th, 2009 at 8:59 pm

    http://justjared.buzznet.com/2009/12/26/madonna-post-christmas-party-at-the-kabbalah-centre/

    Madonna w/ her “daughters” @ the Quabalah Center. didn’t her ex bff Sandra Bernhard call her out about the Quabalah a few years back (this is when Madge started openly embracing the $$$-grubbing “religion”)?

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  114. Mili said on December 26th, 2009 at 9:02 pm

    @mooki:
    Jennifer Aniston makes a leap of faith to Kabbalah, thanks to her new pal Demi Moore

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1238594/Jennifer-Aniston-makes-leap-faith-Kabbalah-thanks-new-pal-Demi-Moore.html

    I think Jen has to take it easy….We can jump from religion to another!!!

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  115. RealityCheck said on December 27th, 2009 at 5:59 am

    @Pattyanne:
    UH – HUH. I do suspect she means she needs someone to keep her in one place unless she breaks apart. It seems to have mental origins rather than physical ones. :)

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  116. lizzieb said on December 27th, 2009 at 8:27 am

    @Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:

    Why me too Keane. In the better households one does like to get the Queen’s speech out of the way and let the help go before the coppers come. These Yanks, no finesse. Happy festives all, hope you had a good one.

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  117. mooki said on December 27th, 2009 at 9:08 am

    @Mili:

    I don’t think her Greek Orthodox daddy will be too happy…

    btw, is Demi really Jewish? her real last name is Guynes (traditional spelling: Gein)….

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  118. keane cyber queen supreme said on December 27th, 2009 at 9:14 am

    @ Lizzieb – quite right Lizzieb, all this fuss and nonsense before the monarch has had a chance to give us her words of wisdom is quite shocking. Does no one wait to hear their ruler speak before getting carted off in the paddywagon these days? No decorum.

    P.S. Hope you had a good xmas my dear, well as good as can be expected in the circumstances of course!

    @ Kate – so sorry to hear about how tough you’ve been having it hun, we all knew you would be in for a battle and there wasn’t much we could say to help the situation. So gald to hear you are improving day by day tho, lol to you and yours x x x

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  119. Tamara said on December 27th, 2009 at 11:12 am

    Morning All! Havent you solved the riddle yet? LOL Must be all the eggnogg making us slow! hahaha

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  120. mooki said on December 27th, 2009 at 11:27 am

    Dumbest “Celeb” of ‘09 Award Nominees:
    -Heidi and Spencer from The Hills
    -Jon and Kate Gosselin
    -Miley Cyrus
    -Joseph Jackson
    -Octomom
    -Rod and Patti Blagojevich
    -Katie ‘Jordan’ Price
    -Carrie Prejean
    -Balloon Boy and his family
    -Vanessa Hudgens

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  121. Pattyanne said on December 27th, 2009 at 1:07 pm

    @ Tamara
    I think we’ve all decided more or less that it pertains to Brad, Renee and Javier engaging in a bi-sexual orgy perhaps with Angie and Madge and A-Rod in participation. It was found Paddy Wagon also means spanking a bum on a person who is crawling between the legs of person or persons…uh huh, sound like Brad to me! How much you wanna bet Angie Ho was doing the spanking? Madge was probably cooking the kielbasa since Angie Ho is more into animal and vegetable stuff. A-Rod most likely was scream ing ME NEXT! While Brad was crying for Javier to give it to him….geesh…so needy.
    Happy New Year All…..

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  122. Pattyanne said on December 27th, 2009 at 1:09 pm

    DaYam! And we ladies play FV on the play station for fun!!! Are we boring? or NORMAL. hahaha

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  123. Tamara said on December 27th, 2009 at 1:31 pm

    @Pattyanne:
    OMG! That is just a sickening picture you’ve just painted YUCK YUCK YUCK!!!! Bleeeechhhhh!!1 Barf, spit, cough, snort, cough, barf…………..bleeechhhhhhh!!! LOL

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  124. Pattyanne said on December 27th, 2009 at 1:45 pm

    http://wonderwall.msn.com/movies/tabloid-tales-angelina-dropping-bombshell-overwhelmed-by-mommy-duty-1530993.story?affid=100055
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    Revenge Pregnancy,” blares the mag. “After Brad and Jen have their most heartfelt meeting yet, Angelina drops a bombshell to keep him. Now Brad’s more torn than ever.”

    The short version of the seemingly woeful saga: After the holidays, the ickily bewhiskered actor planned to “end months of misery and officially break up” with the mother of his six children.

    But there was one little hitch in his purported plan: Angelina’s alleged bun in the oven, which the tab helpfully illustrates with an arrow pointing to a “telltale bump” (no, we’re not seeing much, either).
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    A source claims that she has been “overwhelmed
    lately” with taking care of Maddox, 8, Pax, 6, Zahara, 4, Shiloh, 3, and 17-month-old twins Knox and Vivienne.

    “She has nannies but likes to do it all herself,” asserts the mole. “She’s very hands-on — but she’s exhausted!”

    Another insider believes Angelina is “hungry for normal moms to be around. She feels like she lives in a bubble.”

    And while she’s been known to talk kiddie shop with mom-of-two Gwen Stefani, “She doesn’t trust people she hasn’t known for a long time,” explains the spy. “She’s got her walls up, as she’s been burned by female friends before. It’s sad.”

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    The Tabs Are Giving Out Conflicting Stories, as usual, But Basically It’s All About Damage Control Now.

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  125. marty said on December 27th, 2009 at 2:45 pm

    you guys are funny but I don’t get all this jumbo-jumble. Are you talking on codes? I think that who ever send the picture wants to mislead you. I think the ‘famous couple’ found that AJ is preggars with her seven child are they are twin AGAIN!..and get this these babies are not our Brad’s. They used the wrong vitro by mistake and by the way it contains the seeds of A-Rod and Madge. So they are disputing the claim since Pene and Javier wanted to have a child also they went to the same clinic but they found out also that Renee was there first so there is this big fight and now they are fighting for the seeds which Renee claims it has her egg which she planted long ago also containing Bruce Almighty seeds before they broke up the engagement. So meanwhile Brad happened to run into Javier at the clinic also and seems Angie told Brad to relieve himself there, but she didn’t know Javier was already in the little room. And seem Brad does what Angie says so he entered the private little room and reaching out felt a body which he started caressing thinking it was Angie’s since it have no ass and was bony so he continued with the (eja)culation but it was Javier’s. When all of the sudden the lights went on and A-Rod walked in them. So they ran ashamed to their loves ones who were still arguing for the loved ’seed’. So now the clinic assistance collects the seeds of BP, Javier and A-Rod and tried to sell one of these to Jeny, when she cried aloud and called Brange with the news ….I’m pregnant and is Brad’s….so stay tune. Will this make a good story or what? I made this up…..Ha, aha, ha, HA!! is this funny or disgusting. My hubby says is disgusting. Let me know i ‘ll stop. I thought it was funny. Let me know guys what you come out with in that riddle..

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  126. Kate said on December 27th, 2009 at 3:38 pm

    @marty:
    lol good one

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  127. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on December 27th, 2009 at 3:43 pm

    @marty:

    I actually think your explanation is the only way the post makes any sense! I have no idea what else to make of it – ha ha!

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  128. Togi said on December 27th, 2009 at 3:59 pm

    @marty:
    VERY funny Marty, and odds are your theory is highly LIKELY!!! LOL

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  129. marty said on December 27th, 2009 at 4:41 pm

    Glad you all like it. Let’s see what happens, sometimes i ’see’ the future’ hi, hi…Change the subject : I didn’t mean to offend Jenny or Jim, I love them too and hope they stay together for ever. They make a nice couple. Sad to find out Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon separated, I hope they patch things up and stay, they were good to each other thru the years. To sad for BP, I hope the therapy suceeds and when he comes back, wake up and be: WTF!! who the F are you?? to Angie,,gagging,,,,uhmmmm…and runs for his life, jumps in his bike and heads for the nearest exit to a long awaited vacation, so he can think for himself, without screaming kids. Don’t take me wrong, I love kids, but I think this guy need to face reality and stop lying to himself. NO one in a right mind wold like to have that many kids. There’s have to be something ‘wrong’ with them too….ha, ah, ha, ha..

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  130. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on December 27th, 2009 at 4:48 pm

    Hm just had another look at this and I think the post definitely involves A-Rod (”diamonds are a gal’s worst fears”), Madonna (”Santa Claws is coming”) and Jesus Luz (”nails a stake in babies Jesus”) and Angelina at least, maybe Brad too? I think the significance of the pics of Renee is that he is closeted and she is a rekowned beard. Jesus and A-Rod are probably both gay. Madonna and then Kate Hudson was A-Rod’s beard, now she has Jesus Luz to beard for her. SO SR, what your telling us is that Angie and Madge are a go-go again? Power lesbian couple to beat Tila Tequila and Casey Johnson? Ha ha!

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  131. betfair exchange baccarat said on December 27th, 2009 at 5:05 pm

    Why do we say “heads up” when we actually duck?

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  132. Pattyanne said on December 27th, 2009 at 5:08 pm

    You had me laughing! Hey, with that bunch it could actually happen marty.@marty:

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  133. Mili said on December 27th, 2009 at 7:33 pm

    @mooki:

    Thanks God…!!!

    http://www.gossipcop.com/jennifer-aniston-switching-faiths-is-total-kab-bull-ah/

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  134. Capri said on December 27th, 2009 at 9:13 pm

    @Tamara:
    Tamara, my dollar store Webster:-)says apogee-in the orbit of a satellite, the point farthest from earth. I’ve never been right about a single one of these riddles but orbit-going full circle? Satellite-Brad, point farthest from earth-Angie-earth mother? Santa-Saint, Claws-Angie? Like I said, I’m full of it:-) Yo! Patty Anne!! two smileys lady in this post, I’m a blasted genius. LOL

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  135. Capri said on December 27th, 2009 at 9:17 pm

    @ Patty Anne, I gotta take back the genius part

    I gotta take back the genius part of the above post
    @Patty Anne, I have to take back the genius part of the above post. I messed up on the smileys. I can’t even do that right LOL

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  136. mooki said on December 27th, 2009 at 9:21 pm

    Biggest Bitch (as in bitch and moan) in Hollywood Award nominees for 2009:
    -Kelly Preston
    -Tom Cruise
    -Angelina Jolie
    -Kirstie Alley
    -Demi Moore
    -Courtney Love
    -Kristen Stewart
    -Brad Pitt
    -John Mayer
    -Kanye West
    -Madonna

    who should win this and the Dumbest “Celeb” award?

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  137. Pattyanne said on December 28th, 2009 at 12:47 am

    Nah, don’t say that. If you say you are a genius, then you are; it’s all a matter of perception…wink!!! To make a smiley Hit Caps Colon > Hit Dash Key. Hit Cap 0 for the right Bracket = :-) @Capri:

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  138. Pattyanne said on December 28th, 2009 at 12:49 am

    Oh that’s an easy question!! Brad Pitt of course. He’s a one man Dumb & Dumber@mooki:

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  139. mooki said on December 28th, 2009 at 8:27 am

    @Pattyanne:
    my Biggest Bitch Award is a 4-way tie between Cruise, John Mayer, Demi Moore, and Kelly Preston.

    here’s the nominees for the Dumbest “Celeb” Award again
    -Heidi and Spencer from The Hills
    -Jon and Kate Gosselin
    -Miley Cyrus
    -Joseph Jackson
    -Octomom
    -Rod and Patti Blagojevich
    -Katie ‘Jordan’ Price
    -Carrie Prejean
    -Balloon Boy and his family
    -Vanessa Hudgens

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  140. Tamara said on December 28th, 2009 at 9:14 am

    @marty:
    hahaha That is funny Marty! And since you are on IUC with all of us like minded people who find it funny too your hubby is in the minority! hahahaha

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  141. IRUK said on December 30th, 2009 at 1:26 pm

    Hi, sorry to come in late, my interpretation is that 1st, They have had a less then festive xmas and the main reason being that AJ has found out about Pitt and possible multi partner ways from the past, kielbasa being sausage that is made from different cuts of meat and he has resently dabbled again with another elf and maybe she was upset that’s why he is blisteres and charred/moody vamp. Gifted him with lesson, exhausted and wiped out meaning he has been put in charge of looking after the kids, no nannies to help. 2nd part go team go, meeting with JA with possibility of hooking back up but she won’t go there again because of Addiction and disease but will offer support and friendship. 3rd Diamonds are a girls worst fears, something to do with child/ drug smuggling, santa claus coming to town someone connected to these illegal activities, nailing a stake in babies, Jesus. Possible illegal adoptions, sloppy egg nog happens when the mixture is not put together correctly maybe meaning something is happening or gone wrong re past adoptions and coming back to bite her on the bum. The last part from stranger down the chimney onwards I’m not quite there yet but may have something to do with invitro, (spirits in a jar) putrid park, paddy wagon (police van) maybe meaning her rotten and illegal connection to her brother and the twins. As I say not all 100% but maybe someone else can put it all in to proper contex because it is all connected and maybe repeats itself somewhat. Thanks.

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  142. Kate said on December 30th, 2009 at 5:00 pm

    @IRUK:
    That is very good, this one is confusing in many parts. IAN said yesterday they got into a huge blowout at Christmas where they each blamed each other , things were thrown, the kids were near by, he gave a clue of a knife and biscotti, there was another blowout Monday night. I am wondering it the stakes through babies heart means Brad gave her something that left her infertile or she is and she blames him for it, that would make her eligible for adopting in Syria if they were married, unless she can get around that somehow.

    Glorious apogee of festive mood…utilitarian swing…cook the kielbasa…let it ride…with another elf…blistered and charred…moody vamp…gifted him with a lesson…exhausted and wiped out…go team go…Parc Suite Hotel…addiction and disease…diamonds are a gals worst fears…silent night, deadly night…Santa Claws is coming…to town…nailing a stake in babies Jesus…sloppy egg nog….stranger down the chimney on Xmas Eve…Santa enters through the heart…spirits in a jar…sloppy seconds…putrid park paddywagon…Lennox and Spode.

    Taking a look again-

    Looking at this again, the continuation of the festive mood could be her bipolar high, the u. swing, the open relationship to keep family together, (her fidelity annoucement) cook the sausage does seem to indicate he got some type of veneral disease and he did not take care of it (let it ride) with another elf (wondering if that is a guy) he became blistered and charred, Angie became a moody vamp because of that, so she gifted him with a lesson to retaliate. He is now exhausted and wiped out.

    The first part seems fairly easy, then go team go and the rest not so much.Parc Suite Hotel seems to indicate Montreal since he did not say Le Parc in LA bu who knows.Something went down there . Wondering if the other elf is Javier, and if the set up was with Renee and her. Maybe, hard to imagine.I really don’t get A-Rod from this just because of the diamonds comment myself, others do, could be right.It seems to indicate some type of revenge though, Santa Claws coming to town, it went down at Christmas , maybe a violent fight IAN spoke of. The knives and biscotti. She is angry about not being able to have more babies, silent night deadly night (knives)stranger down the chimney, did she set him up with someone with a disease also ,maybe he was drunk, spirits in a jar. sloppy egg nog, maybe she spiked his drink and it did not go well, the part that does not seem to fit at all is the Lenox and Spode. Spode china now is a knock off made in southeast asia. You can not even get the original from England anymore unless you purchase it second hand. Lenox of course is the real deal. Sloppy seconds.. not sure who that would be…

    We usually have to do these multiple times to get them right.

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  143. Kate said on December 30th, 2009 at 5:04 pm

    Just thinking, don’t remember exactly but Brad went to Montreal after Cannes, he did not stay at the Parc however, but wasn’t Javier filming in Montreal around that time? Maybe they hooked up during that time, he went with all guys if I remember correctly. They were split up during that time, so maybe he just ignored whatever he caught, (guess no safe sex here, yikes) and then when he and Angie decided to try again in the summer he gave her something. just a thought.

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  144. Kate said on December 30th, 2009 at 5:56 pm

    Okay getting my time lines mixed up, Brad went to France April 8 (remember the pink rope, and he was gone a long while, he did not show back up in NYC until April 22, that time frame) but before he came back from France he was in Montreal at the La Maison Pierre du Calvet, so could that have been during the time he met someone and contracted something? Just thinking out loud. Javier was seen in a bar in Spain groping a guy (on film) in April,by TMZ, that was mid April I believe, in Madrid. Not hard to get from France to Madrid either. Easy for him to fly under the radar, despite what people say, this just opens up more questions, no idea how Renee fits in though.

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  145. IRUK said on December 30th, 2009 at 6:23 pm

    Hi sorry to butt in. If you notice all the photos are old, why is that? is the message here that it’s something from the past. I know there seems to be a lot going on behind their closed doors at the moment but Sugar maybe trying to give some old info that’s only affecting them now.

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  146. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on December 30th, 2009 at 7:09 pm

    @Kate:

    Oh Kate you just totally helped me out there with understanding what this is about, as did you IRUK, thanks so much for your help? I agree this is something that happened a while ago, about two and a half years ago in fact to be precise. The “spirits in the jar” and the “sloppy eggnogg” points to the things we have been talking about for a while. And the Lennox and Spode bit, well Kate hit the nail on the head I think: one is the real deal, one is a knock-off. And I don’t think there is much more we need to say about that!

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  147. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on December 30th, 2009 at 7:10 pm

    @Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:

    That first sentence was not supposed to end with a question mark by the way – didn’t want that to confuse anyone in any way!

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  148. Kate said on December 30th, 2009 at 7:25 pm

    @IRUK:
    Yes , those pics are (and you are not butting in, please lol, joint venture here :) so keep it coming) from two decades ago, Brad in 1998 I think, Renee 1989, no sure about Javier.

    Sugar Ray use to come on and give us pointers and that helped , where is he ? He has been missed, be nice to say hello..

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  149. cuze said on January 6th, 2010 at 12:33 am

    Lennox and Spode… could be referring to which of their friends are real and which ones are phony?

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