IUC Exclusive: Is Tiger A Sex Addict or Is He Just Stupid

Posted on December 9th, 2009 by HisHighness in IUC:Entertainment, IUC:Exclusive

tigerwoodscomposite_004How can Tiger have got away with this for so long? Let us know your thoughts.

Major Breaking Update: IUC has learned that Tiger’s wife tossed him out a year ago, which was when she first became aware of his cheating. She took him back because he promised to clean up his act. Developing….

  1. ladybert62 said on December 9th, 2009 at 10:01 am

    Just my opinion: he is BOTH! ha ha :D

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  2. joanne said on December 9th, 2009 at 10:15 am

    I was also wondering how he got away with it for so long, it sounds like he ticked someone off and is being thrown to the wolves. Those poor kids, the wife had to know about the cheating.

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  3. ladybert62 said on December 9th, 2009 at 10:51 am

    @joanne:
    Hi Joanne – I agree with what you said except that I am unsure that Elin knew about the cheating. From what I have read (and that is not very much), her reaction (smashing the window with golf clubs) indicates to me surprise, anger and humiliation. If she knew, I dont think she would be moving out now – why not sooner? I think she did not know. But I do agree that he ticked someone off – also, I just read that he supposedly has a “love child” – perhaps that is what started the feeding frenzy and why Elin is so angry! This story will be around for a while I am sure. I hope Elin takes him for every dime he has! :D

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  4. I'm on the bidet said on December 9th, 2009 at 11:15 am

    He got away with it because he’s had a support crew around him that facilitates his adultery, somewhat akin to how alcoholics get their co-dependent family members to support their drinking. Note that Bryon Bell, a friend and business partner of Woods, bought airline tickets for one of his trysts. People around him (and around other celebs, politicians, pro athletes) realize their income – probably more money than they could ever earn elsewhere – and lifestyle is tied to the public perception of Woods, and they will fight to preserve that image. Add to that a celebrity-driven culture which means club owners, hotel managers, restaurateurs, and so on will put up with a lot just to have a celebrity bring some profile to their business, further providing covert areas for poor behavior. And, lets not forget that celebrities like Woods get money all out of proportion with their contribution to society (he hits a ball with a stick for cripes sake!) so they can pay off people or have them sign contracts to shut them up, written by fancy lawyers.

    There is also, apparently, a good supply of women ready to sleep with a celebrity, I’m not sure why . . . to boost their self-esteem, or for a chance at money and lifestyle, etc., . . . but when they don’t get that from the celebrity, for some its off to the tabloids, as Woods is finding out, so they can get at least some money, some fame, and a ‘look at how hot I am’ moment.

    Almost all celebrities go ego-mad at some point, think the rules don’t apply to them, and that the world is there to satisfy and support their basest urges. For Woods, its sex, for other celebs it may be making outrageous demands, being obnoxious at clubs and restaurants, drugs and booze, bullying people, or having people believe they are saintly.

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  5. Pattyanne said on December 9th, 2009 at 11:18 am

    I think that Elin knew about one possibly, as she traveled to her home country of Sweden about six months ago and purchased a home in her name only. Reports state that she paid $800,000 in excess of the asking price to ensure purchase at that time. (In a hurry). As for Tiger “getting away with it” for so long, I doubt that also. The entire Professional Golf membership has a reputation not unlike rock stars in that groupies follow them from match to match in hopes of scoring with one of them. The pro golfers even created a name for them. Tiger was thrown to the wolves. He was the one selected by others who knew of his multiple transgressions, and needed a hot story this past week. As the saying goes, “Don’t go the crime if you can’t do the time” Ya hearing that Angie Jo?

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  6. ladybert62 said on December 9th, 2009 at 11:25 am

    @Pattyanne:
    HI PA – but why was he “thrown to the wolves”? And thanks for posting the rest of your info as it was all news to me. Sad story for Elin and kids. :D

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  7. Tamara said on December 9th, 2009 at 11:33 am

    I think he’ll claim a sex addiction so that he doesn’t have to take on the blame. It’s not my fault! Im a Sex Addict!

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  8. d said on December 9th, 2009 at 11:45 am

    @Pattyanne:
    ah shucks PA don’t you know it was a Brangelina setup – they had the wife drug him and beat him to take the publicity off them cause they were so feared of THE BOOK being released LOL

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  9. Tamara said on December 9th, 2009 at 11:53 am

    Hey Patty! Good morning, how are you doing? Another black and white page, my eyes are spinning! LOL I’ll be back later on today. xoxoxoxox

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  10. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on December 9th, 2009 at 12:03 pm

    Same way Brangelina get away with it I would have thought: money and power. BTW I see Grazia in the UK has a cover story with Angelina looking dignified and wounded in a white dress with the headline “Has Brad cheated with a top model?”. Grazia always prints her spin – I get the impression she may have a deal with OK/Grazia in fact, like Katie Price does. Didn’t have chance to look inside to see whether they did the usual major denial or whether they spun it like maybe he did and poor Angie is the victim again but either way it doesn’t make a huge difference. Good to see your book is making waves in the poor old Brangie PR machine Ian – it is just too amusing to watch!

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  11. pickwick said on December 9th, 2009 at 12:18 pm

    He’s had someone cleaning up behind him for his entire adult life. His maid tidies behind him–his laundress does his clothes—his cook cooks his food—and his “handlers” work on keeping his women out of the spotlight.
    He was caught by the National Enquirer having sex with a woman in a car and he didn’t suffer any repercussions. His handlers merely set him up to go pose for the cover of an American Media magazine.

    He must be reeling from this. To go from having no awareness of your behavior and having someone keep everything quiet to losing your wife and children and having your endorsements crumbling around you. Must be eye-opening.

    I think the reason this all blew up is because he actually began to care for the last girl—Rachel U. I think that’s one reason he’s reluctant to do what his handlers want: to go on Oprah right away and cry and say he’s so sorry and he wants to work things out with his wife. I don’t think he wants to do that. I think he wants Rachel. Rachel is likely disgusted because she probably saw herself in a different category than the usual sports/celeb groupies. Now that he’s being linked to porn ‘actresses’ and toolhouse academy alumni, she’s likely cringing. I’m sure she doesn’t want to be lumped in with the type of women he usually chases.

    He was dating some of these women while he was engaged and leading up to his marriage. And while his wife was pregnant.

    Pattyanne, as usual, has heard things that I haven’t yet. I knew his wife had purchased a house in Sweden, but I didn’t know it had been months ago. I’ll be the time line for that house purchase would match up perfectly with the timing of his relationship with Rachel. He didn’t care for her to see him texting Rachel, and yelled at her that she had messed up Thanksgiving when she got angry.

    The thing I’m wondering is this: Tiger was admitted for an overdose the night of the accident. He was having trouble breathing. The argument with his wife seemed to start because he was texting his girlfriend. Did they start arguing and he took a handful of pills because he was angry or upset? And then she chased him out of the car where he tried to drive away? Or was he just sitting around at his house on Thanksgiving with that much alcohol and that many pills in his system? I heard there was damage to the entrance of the home, so I think it’s clear she chased him out of the house and he jumped in the vehicle.

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  12. ladybert62 said on December 9th, 2009 at 12:28 pm

    @pickwick:
    Hi Pickwick – thanks for the info – more things I did not know about Tiger-the-Stud! Thanks.

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  13. Pattyanne said on December 9th, 2009 at 12:49 pm

    Mine too! Font is too small for my poor vision to handle. Black background with white lettering and especially tiny font makes for problems for me. :-( @Tamara:

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  14. Pattyanne said on December 9th, 2009 at 12:53 pm

    Sounds as if you were in on that plot since you know so much about it. Wow, you know a celebrity, how grand for you.
    What I was implying was the word is out due to another big named golfer who’s wife is suing for divorce and has publicly stated the facts to the ongoing cheating among pro-golfers today. I have forgotten the name of the sued golfer, but it’s a fact that millions are involved. Tiger, I believe, had been getting awary with adultery for some time considering 12 women have now come forward, so yes, someone with an agenda had to have tossed Tiger to the paps. Keeps the publicity off someone else rather well doesn’t it d? @d:

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  15. Pattyanne said on December 9th, 2009 at 12:56 pm

    Local Orlando, Florida news just said that Tiger had been returned to the hospital (not sure of the day/time) and was put on a ventilator and held in ICU. One physician who did not treat him said for that to occur, had to be repressed respiratory system due to 1) drugs, 2) alcohol or 3) head injury. Hummmm, trying for sympathy, or is this fact?

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  16. Pattyanne said on December 9th, 2009 at 1:06 pm

    Keane g/f, several US magazines published weekly have put Jennifer and her miscarriages on their covers. So indirectly Ian’s book is getting the truth out where it belongs. How I would love to be a fly on the wall of Brad’s home when his parents phone him about what the book reveals. @Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:

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  17. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on December 9th, 2009 at 1:49 pm

    @Pattyanne:

    Yes, it’s good isn’t it? I have to say I am enjoying seeing Ian’s stories get picked up in the wider press immensely. Well done Ian!

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  18. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on December 9th, 2009 at 1:55 pm

    @I’m on the bidet:

    Ok so I am really behind on all this Tiger stuff. So has his wife left him then? And did he lose a lot of endorsements? (It would figure wouldn’t it? He’s been banging porn stars after all!). Sorry but I don’t care enough about this to google it, I’ve always thought of Tiger Woods as ultra-boring, as I do golf. Now I just think of him as ultra-boring and really sleazy at the same time – just like your typical deadbeat guy who can’t get laid so watchs lots of porn and goes to strip bars etc. Not hot! I mean, really, without the golf, what does he really have? People are blinded by money, status and a man hitting a ball around a park with a stick. I have never understood the fascination!

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  19. pickwick said on December 9th, 2009 at 2:14 pm

    ian mentioned that there was some scandal brewing in the NFL, didn’t he? Not many of those guys have good reputations—only a handful that would have a big name. Peyton Manning would be the only big name with a clean rep who would be shocking enough to take some of the heat off Tiger.
    And I really hope it isn’t him.
    Or Favre.

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  20. pickwick said on December 9th, 2009 at 2:20 pm

    @Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
    Gatorade has dropped his drink, but they said they planned to do that anyway. (right). His action figures are dropping in price and hitting clearance bins in toy stores and some collectors are angry enough to dump collections. There has been no ad with his face on television since the day after the crash, though the advertisers chalk that up to coincidence. His Wii game, though, appears fine.
    His wife has left him and appears to be moving in with her sister in Sweden.
    His handlers are going crazy because they want her to appear at his side so his image won’t be as tarnished. They are also buying people off. And looking for dirt on people. Pretty nasty stuff all the way around. There is a tape of his genitals (supposedly) that is being authenticated by some magazine.
    He’s in hiding and the public relations suits are saying he needs to be out in front of the public doing damage control. And especially that he needs to be on Oprah. Who, by the way, has reached out to him for an interview.
    It’s like a Trollope novel at this point with porn stars.

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  21. pickwick said on December 9th, 2009 at 2:22 pm

    Oh, and he texted Rachel that he wasn’t happy in his marriage and lamented not meeting her years before and saying that he had never had a connection like the one he had with her—not even with his wife.

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  22. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on December 9th, 2009 at 2:26 pm

    @pickwick:

    It’s just all too funny really isn’t it? How a man who up until now has been on top of the world could come crashing down to this point within the space of a week. I bet he rue’s the day he let his wife near his golf clubs!

    Good on her for bloody leaving though, poor thing. She must feel mortified.

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  23. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on December 9th, 2009 at 2:28 pm

    @pickwick:

    Oh that’s cold! Rachel looks like a ho, his wife is so elegant – that must burn! I guess then he’ll hook up with her and they’ll become the darling of the tabloids or something. She could be the next Angelina Jolie – watch this space!

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  24. Ms Agatha said on December 9th, 2009 at 2:58 pm

    Elin bought a mansion on a tiny private island just a short distance from Stockholm…. only accessible by private boat …. not even Tiger could hit it with a long drive iron :) And she is not moving in with her twin sister …btw … Dumbass texted Rachel AFTER his accident that he is trying to find a way to see her ! LOL MEN !!! Dick brain …

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  25. Ms Agatha said on December 9th, 2009 at 3:00 pm

    @Ms Agatha:
    …heard , he is very much in the same category as our friend BP in that regard lol

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  26. Pattyanne said on December 9th, 2009 at 3:21 pm

    Morning papers here are saying he’s on suicide watch due to the porn tape of his privates that is out now. What a mess. As my momma told me growing up, “Daughter, never do in the dark what you’d be ashamed of in the light of day”…God Bless that Irish woman!@pickwick:

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  27. Pattyanne said on December 9th, 2009 at 3:26 pm

    Saw on the news that Tom Brady and his wife Gisele Bundchen just had a baby boy. I wish the babe much love and luck in life, but I think to Tom’s firstborn son with his then fiancee’ whom he dumped for supermodel Gisele. Life is strange sometimes. Especially when one considers that Tom’s first son has Rosey O’Donald for his aunt.

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  28. Lizzy said on December 9th, 2009 at 3:34 pm

    I’d like to know everyone’s thoughts on this:
    To me, the people that disgust me the most are the women involved in these stories. We have seen it over and over again – from Tiger Woods to Jon Gosselin. There are women who have no self respect and sleep with married men simply because they are famous. Is there really a breed of people out there like that? I don’t understand how you are raised to go after a married man. There is no excuse for Tiger either but I just wonder how these women justify sleeping with a man that has young kids at home. They aren’t really getting anything out of it. All of these scandals have me questioning the society we live in and I guess I’m just naive to not think people were really out there like this. It’s completely shocking to me these women actually sit on covers of magazines and tell these disgusting details – just total trash. Find a single man with money if that’s all you want – obviously they aren’t doing it to fall in love.

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  29. LaLaLa said on December 9th, 2009 at 3:59 pm

    IMO, Elin should have hit him with that golf club harder. And I hope she takes the scum for EVERYTHING he is worth.

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  30. Tamara said on December 9th, 2009 at 4:34 pm

    I have never had any interest in Tiger Woods whatsoever. I always thought he was just so much milque-toast. Boring beyond belief, and this whole brouhaha has done nothing to peak my interest in him, I still find him incredibly boring and now I find out he’s also predictable. The most interesting thing about this whole thing will be if his wife actually leaves him…

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  31. ladybert62 said on December 9th, 2009 at 4:36 pm

    That is an interesting “breaking news story” regarding The Stud Woods that you just posted Ian! I have not heard that – do you have any more info you can supply regarding it? Thanks. :D

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  32. iameverywoman said on December 9th, 2009 at 4:46 pm

    Numerous married and faithful women became hiv positive in that way.

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  33. pickwick said on December 9th, 2009 at 5:37 pm

    @Lizzy:
    Lizzy, I’m having the same reaction. I can make excuses for Tiger, feel for his wife, but I don’t feel anything but disgust for the women involved. Not only were they excited to bed someone/ anyone famous or rich, they were thrilled to sell the story and talk about it afterward. One has hired an agency to represent her. Yuck. The other is on the cover of some tabloid this week. One doesn’t support her kid—some porn star so far behind on child support that she is on the top of the state’s list of fugitive deadbeats.
    And the titles these places gave the girls!!! Marketing managers and event planners. Basically they were hired because of their looks and the fact that they would apparently do anything for anyone famous who came through the door. Even a prostitute gets paid. These girls were just horrible. I’ve been pretty shocked by the whole thing.

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  34. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on December 9th, 2009 at 5:39 pm

    @ladybert62:

    Ignore

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  35. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on December 9th, 2009 at 5:40 pm

    Ignore

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  36. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on December 9th, 2009 at 5:40 pm

    @ladybert62:

    Ignore

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  37. pickwick said on December 9th, 2009 at 5:40 pm

    @ladybert62:
    Interesting. It would explain why she was monitoring his phone. And his fugitive phone call to one of the girls begging her to remove her name from her voice mail.
    Also, the golf club attack just speaks volumes about long-term, pent-up rage.

    I bet his handlers convinced them to try again. Tiger probably had nothing to do with the decision outside of the final ‘ok’. All about image. They convinced the wife to move back in.

    I think she’s been married to his handlers and not to him for a few years.

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  38. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on December 9th, 2009 at 5:41 pm

    @ladybert62:

    Ignore

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  39. ladybert62 said on December 9th, 2009 at 5:43 pm

    @Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
    Thank you! I appreciate that! Makes it easier to converse with the others! ha ha :D

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  40. pickwick said on December 9th, 2009 at 5:43 pm

    @Pattyanne:
    I just saw the suicide watch cover and I could believe it. This is one of the biggest drops to earth I’ve seen.

    To be Tiger Woods: beloved icon: worth a billion dollars in endorsements and married with small children to losing your wife/children/reputation in one week. Along with intense public humiliation—the jokes, the sexts, the video (apparently). He’s always been Mr. Perfect. This must be impossible to cope with.

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  41. ladybert62 said on December 9th, 2009 at 5:44 pm

    @Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
    I especially like this one and will follow the advice given! ha ha :D

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  42. pickwick said on December 9th, 2009 at 5:45 pm

    @Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
    I’m glad his wife left with some dignity. I read that the Swedish papers were very pleased that she was so fiery at the end.

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  43. pickwick said on December 9th, 2009 at 5:49 pm

    Ian, if you’re reading these, PLEASE give a hint on the NFL player’s identity. It’s driving me nuts trying to figure it out.

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  44. Ms Agatha said on December 9th, 2009 at 5:52 pm

    @ladybert62:
    Which Others ?

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  45. Ms Agatha said on December 9th, 2009 at 5:53 pm

    @pickwick:
    Some big NFL has been signed up by Wilhelmina Models today, won’t be playing any more….. not sure if this is the guy though

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  46. Ms Agatha said on December 9th, 2009 at 5:56 pm

    @Ms Agatha:
    Terrel Owens

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  47. Tamara said on December 9th, 2009 at 5:58 pm

    @pickwick:
    Do you think this will all blow over and he will get right back to being the same old boring super dooper golf scooper he always was? Or will he really lose all his endorsements etc?

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  48. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on December 9th, 2009 at 6:07 pm

    BTW saw a pretty incredible compilation of shots of Angelina and James on FF, a couple of which I have never seen before. In one he is stood behind her and has his hands on her hips, with her hands over his. Another one she ls leaning back at him, face close to his and brushing something from his face. Then there are the snogging ones. They are pretty clear evidence about what is going on. The funny thing also for me was that I have never seen her so into someone in my whole life. She usually stands there like a glacial ice queen with a “worship me minions” look on her face, but in these she looks genuinely enchanted. I have honestly never seen her look that way at anyone else before. Whole thing is bizarre.

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  49. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on December 9th, 2009 at 6:23 pm

    @ladybert62:

    Sweetheart, there aren’t too many people here who you will be able to do that with I’m afraid – they refer to you as Lady Bey-otch. Love your naive optimism though! BTW I ignored and reported you back on FF. I would never let a message of love like that go by without reciprocation!

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  50. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on December 9th, 2009 at 6:25 pm

    @ladybert62:

    Just can’t manage it though can you? You have the self-control of a lonely, down-hearted Baileys drinker with only two cats called Lady and Bert for compnay. Oh yeah, silly me.

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  51. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on December 9th, 2009 at 6:30 pm

    @pickwick:

    Yeah it is rare nowadays too – seems to be so much standing by your crappy man stuff in celeb world nowadays, no matter what they do. Glad to see someone has values/a backbone. She must be devastated though. And she’s such a stunner too. I always thought how well he had done for himself with her as to me he’s just a big geek – well a big, rich geek!

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  52. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on December 9th, 2009 at 6:31 pm

    @Ms Agatha:

    LOL

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  53. Ms Agatha said on December 9th, 2009 at 7:12 pm

    @Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
    Did you know Baileys has 18 % alcohol content BTW ? LOL :)

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  54. Tokyo Rose said on December 9th, 2009 at 8:06 pm

    Meh, men stray…it’s just their nature. Rich famous men even more…I simply can’t believe Elin really thougtht for a milisecond that Tiger Woods would be faithful to her….????…I mean, I’d buy her a clue but she has access to more money than God, so there’s no hope….Dumb bitch…And yes, Tiger IS getting what he deserves, but the 60% of ALL men (including your husbands and boyfriends) who do the same thing generally don’t ….

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  55. mooki said on December 9th, 2009 at 8:11 pm

    http://www.libero-news.it/articles/view/598170
    article about lil Suri Cruise from Italian newspaper:
    “Seeing her walk down the street looks like a normal child. Maybe a po’esagerata because of lipstick pink shoes with heels, nail polish nails. But what a child has never tried to use the trick of her mother and turning (but for home!) With his shoes? Only you, Suri, 3 years, is not and never will be a “normal” children. First of all because she is the daughter of a famous actor, Tom Cruise, then as his father and mother Katie Holmes Scientology belonging to the association, present in 163 countries. Finally, according to Andrew Morthon (who wrote a biography on the popular American actor) some followers of this doctrine claim that Suri is the result of a donation of sperm (stored) of the founder of Scientology, L. Ron Hubbard, who died in 1986. Others believe it may be the reincarnation. It’s enough to bring chills. Especially when you consider that one of the cardinal points on which Scientology is that children should be treated as adults (immortal): passing vehicle of the spirit of the Titans, aliens who move the body in the body. Ron Hubbard was a man much discussed. In 1960 he was considered persona non grata in England, then expelled from Greece in 1978 was sentenced in absentia for fraud, a French court.

    Returning to the poor Suri, should not surprise the hard life that is forced to do and that has nothing to do with that of a girl of her age, because he can not play with peers. In Los Angeles, where she lives, two well-attended dance schools, but just finished the lessons her mother goes directly to take to prevent his stay in the locker room chatting with her friends (this according to the Dutch weekly “Private”). The only pastime that is given is to go shopping with her mother, that she spends a fortune on clothes. It appears that allows you to change 10 times a day and that her wardrobe has cost 3 million euros. For his birthday he asked only one dressed as a butterfly, with the latter have also given him a cake of 5 floors which are outputs of the true butterflies. In addition to a party costing hundreds of euros. His house has only one room for her but an entire wing, with a room used as a cinema. A cook is available 24 hours a day 24 to prepare everything wants to eat. Yet Suri is not happy. A maid who worked for the family claims that Cruise has often tantrums and tears. But what can you expect from a girl of only 3 years have to do this terrible life? During a recent trip to Australia her mother dragged her hours and hours of business, at some point the little girl is sitting on the ground, destroyed by fatigue and discomfort associated with time zone. The evening was seen in a restaurant with his parents at midnight! It seems that even there it is left to go to scenes of hysteria, probably due only to fatigue. Signs of a desperate girl who at that time was to be in bed. Poor creature, grew up in a world where money does not count for nothing and you can squander as you want, where instead of take her to the cinema to watch cartoons, the mother’s door … a concert of Beyonce! There are other celebrities such as John Travolta, who are part of Scientology. Others have been a member but have come out, among which, coincidentally, just the second wife of Tom Cruise, Nicole Kidman (married to Scientology rite). And Penelope Cruz, with whom the actor had an important story: she did not want to follow on the road.

    What will the future of Suri? Certainly not as rosy as the lipstick that allow her to wear, because when it will turn six years will be entrusted to an “auditor” means an employee who will be tasked to work on his spiritual formation. At that age kids can easily manipulate and indoctrinate. Little will have to answer every day to some of the 200 standard questions are asked also for adults. Type: You have a secret? You’ve behaved like a coward in a particular situation? Is there someone you criticism and that is plotting against you? Keep an eye on things lend you belong?.

    According to the Scientologists this interrogation is used to keep the child under control, correct his behavior, to help identify those who want to harm his liberty and his privacy. Arrived at this point any further comment is superfluous.”

    we all know who her real daddy is (*cough* Chris Klein *cough*)

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  56. Tokyo Rose said on December 9th, 2009 at 9:13 pm

    Keane, stop bullying LadyBert…What has she done to you? You just can’t leave it alone, can you? “Ignore” indeed. You are straight up mental with your need to retaliate. You can’t help yourself. LB said nothing insulting to you, yet you had to respond as the nasty, bitter complete sour bitch you are…No wonder you have so much time to spend on this site, who would want to hang with you in real life? Get help PRONTO…

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  57. Pattyanne said on December 9th, 2009 at 9:25 pm

    Totally agree Lizzy. Seems many young women of today consider sex a way to pass time, no moral obligation, no self-respect and definately no respect for the man’s wife should he be married. In fact, I think they shoot for a rich, married celeb so they won’t have the duties she (the wife) has, but can reap all the goodies, gifts, trips, cash, celebrity events. They forget that life is more than a moment. They don’t plan for illness, becoming old, or anything beyond the momentary thrill. It’s that all important notch on their belt ; “look who I’m with now will ya, I got me a hottie with boo-koo bucks, and a teeny penis”. It’s the wife who sees the bills are paid, the kids see the dentist, doctor, take classes, eat well, get a good nights sleep. What does the hubby do? Entertain. Attract lots of Hoochie Mommas. Have multiple affairs because it’s his right as the major star. BS. Look at how the young ho’s throw their va ja jas in the face of all those ancient, over-the-hill, sagging skin (sorry Clint) old timers. And yes, I am positively referring to Angelina Jolie here Clint. It’s a sad, sick world when such classless, moraless, heartless whores can gather a bunch of lunatics (aka loons) who will worship at their va ja ja.@Lizzy:

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  58. Pattyanne said on December 9th, 2009 at 9:27 pm

    I’m sorry ladybert62. I used to chat with you about topics of interest here regularly, but after the comments you’ve posted about my lack of intelligence and poor kindergarden spelling abilities on FF with your reject buddies, I would be afraid to risk being humiliated in such a way by you again. Therefore I will simply read over your postings. Have a wonderful holiday, I wish you and you hubby in SanFran well.@ladybert62:

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  59. Pattyanne said on December 9th, 2009 at 9:28 pm

    LOL LaLaLa, exactly! And she should have done it a year ago…@LaLaLa:

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  60. Pattyanne said on December 9th, 2009 at 9:30 pm

    Good point iameverywoman. In fact one of the women Tiger had an affair with stated in a television interview that he never used protection.@iameverywoman:

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  61. Tamara said on December 9th, 2009 at 9:45 pm

    @Pattyanne:
    I know, its kind of sad isn’t it? I’m kind of surprised to see her here. Here’s why. They were having a good ole laugh at FF with this poster who was posing as Karen, and I knew LB didn’t know what that was all about, so I told her it was Ian’s dear friend who had just died of cancer and she snapped back at me how difficult it must be to be so superior all the time, I mean it was like SNAP!! So I told her I was just looking out for her best interests, and she said well she doesnt’ read or post at IUC so how would she know? And yet here she is, reading and posting as usual…..I still find the whole situation a bit sad, as I really liked LB so much, but now I know its in my best interests to just not talk to her anymore. Personal choice.

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  62. pickwick said on December 9th, 2009 at 10:47 pm

    @mooki:
    I wonder about Suri. She is starting to show some behaviors I would associate with autism. She watches other children play but doesn’t join in, she seems sensitive to noise. Even kids who grow up isolated know how to play at her age. On the flip side, she does wear clothing I think an autistic spectrum kid would find uncomfortable—especially the shoes.
    I’m beginning to notice her in a way I didn’t before, though. She is different then Jennifer Garner’s kid Violet who tends to interact a little with the cameramen who are yelling things to them. And look at Hugh Jackman’s kid!! What a cutie and what a ham!
    My own daughter has autism and many of the traits began showing up at the age Suri is now. There is a big spectrum—she is looking a little aspie-ish.

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  63. pickwick said on December 9th, 2009 at 10:48 pm

    @Pattyanne:
    I don’t know what goes on at the FF site—I don’t go there—-but it sounds like a hostile environment. What are people so mad about over there?

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  64. Pattyanne said on December 9th, 2009 at 10:58 pm

    I honestly don’t know. It’s similiar to this, an Anti-Angelina thread that they constantly bully, name call, and in general pretentiously insult many of us here. It’s best to just stay away from such people, and I have and I do. Funny thing though pick, most of those who left here and went to FF and constantly make fun of, bully, name call, most of us who have been here awhile aren’t even really anti-Angie. Go figure. I can’t be a hypocrite and pretend I have not been harrasssed, insulted, and called one of low intelligence simply because i have arthritis in my fingers, and poor eyesight. It’s they I pity. But I won’t chat with them here as if they were friends.@pickwick:

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  65. Alif said on December 10th, 2009 at 1:09 am

    QUICK! Tiger, HURRY!
    Hie thee to a foreign country and adopt! adopt! adopt! Preferably in an African country. Bring the paps!
    Then take a college course titled HOW TO MANIPULATE THE MEDIA. 101. Do it immediately, Tiger.

    Say something like “The Democrats are leading this country to Socialism”; and make sure The National Enquirer is contacted!

    Don’t even stop to wonder when Brad Pitt committed adultery, the fourth estate was so silent you could hear a mouse stirring.
    And don’t consider that if he was black, the world would never hear the end of it. No! NO! NO!
    And if you wonder how coincidentally, Brangelina is being overshadowed by your own scandals, be assured that
    the Master Manipulators have the press in their sweaty palms.

    Of course, Tiger, all this is said with tongue in cheek! But there is a lot to ponder!
    Good luck in getting back to “normal”.

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  66. Alif said on December 10th, 2009 at 1:30 am

    @Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
    @ 6:07 p.m.
    Sounds like something from “Deliverance”. (Can hear the outstanding mandolins playing in the background; lol.)

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  67. Kate said on December 10th, 2009 at 2:46 am

    @mooki:
    You have to admit she is a beautiful little girl. I don’t think she looks like Chris much, not sure it matters much at this point anymore that it would if Shiloh turned out to be JLM’s daughter, those little girls know who their daddies are, the smile at them and their eyes light up every time they see them.

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  68. Kate said on December 10th, 2009 at 2:51 am

    @Alif:
    LOL you missed your calling, or ,maybe not, are you a comedian by night, that was pretty funny Alif, sounds like we need more of that around here. Things seems to be a wee bit tense lately.

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  69. Alif said on December 10th, 2009 at 3:50 am

    @Kate:
    Thank you for the shout out! Had to try to find humor in something because I keep reading about how the bees are dying despite no one intentionally destroying them. Seems the word is they’re destroying themselves. And the culprit is…..CELL PHONES!
    Cell phones give confusing signals to these insects that depend on their own signals to guide them home.
    AND, as they’re dying off, those creatures/organisms that depend on them for pollination will start dying off. Eventually, humans are harmed as the food chain is broken.

    Well, to get to something a bit lighter: I’t'’s nearly Christmas. How great is it to see all those happy faces! Well, at least, more than usual.
    It’s a time for the rise of the best in human nature. A time to remember Christmas Past; Christmas Present and Christjmas Future. (I still favor the Alistair Sim version of Scrooge;; although I will see Reginald Owens performance during the holidays.)

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  70. Alif said on December 10th, 2009 at 4:04 am

    Sorry, Kate, I did miss my calling! Have to admit though that I wasn’t mature enough at the time to discern my comedic talents. But the others in my acting class did. Guess it was because it was an elective not a major and I thought it would be just for a lark.
    But I rec’d wonderful notices from the staff. Just didn’t have any way to measure my skills back then because there was no role model for the likes of myself.

    Now of course I can still make people laugh with story telling. And that is much harder to do. I do better with dramatic stories. Still….I always tell my friends to not believe anything I do until they see it in print!
    Does that make sense?

    Well, it’s 1 a.m. (PST, USA) Must refuel. Tomorrow, then.

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  71. keane cyber queen supreme said on December 10th, 2009 at 7:12 am

    @ Alif – that was hilarious!

    @ Tokyo Rose – yes shame on me for ignoring the woman who applauds the poster by the name of Constant Gardener/Keane’s Cat who makes vile jokes about the victims of the holocaust. Shame on me! BTW, the “sour bully” tag is not working, neither did the “mentally ill” one, you may need to go back to the drawing board. And yes it is mighty handy that I am off sick this week – first week I’ve not worked in 4.5 months in fact so I’m kind of appreciating the rest. Plus I have plenty of time to counter the vile nonsense you are writing on the net about my friend. Timing couldn’t be better could it? Oh and BTW nice try with the “cheating is normal, 60% of men do it” line – yeah its virtually popular these days isn’t it? Especially when Brange do it to each other! Would love to see them try to popularise cheating as the new in thing, as Ange tried to do with brother-snogging, cutting, knife-play, multiple partners in hotels, just doing “a little bit of meth from time to time” when not being a hands-on mom to her 6 kids etc (what other kind of mom is there BTW?). She thinks she can spin any vice as a positive, she is sadly mistaken!

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  72. keane cyber queen supreme said on December 10th, 2009 at 7:28 am

    @ Pickwick – I was interested to hear what you said about your daughter as I’m working in a centre which diagnoses children with conditions like autism & aspergers at the moment (I know, I get around, which is how I like it!). How do you manage? From what I understand from work it is pretty tough for parents.

    On a completely different note, I think FF is actually a great site. There is no other place on the net where people are on to the every move of the Brandge like the posters there are. It’s well worth checking out in my view. I just had a bad perception of it for a time because some pretty vile people who used to post here went over there and set up hate threads towards Ian, Kate and myself which was not too nice. They are not popular with the regulars who have been commenting there for years though and are referred to as the “IUC rejects”. I like it apart from them. You should check it out sometime, it can be pretty eye-opening. All the pics they have compiled of Ange snogging her brother for one are well worth a look!

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  73. mooki said on December 10th, 2009 at 8:51 am

    @pickwick:

    http://justjared.buzznet.com/2009/12/09/tom-cruise-katie-holmes-watch-soccer-in-sevilla/

    Tom and Katie @ a soccer game in Spain. screams fake and camera op.

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  74. Tamara said on December 10th, 2009 at 9:14 am

    You know, I never really thought Angie had the smarts to be the “master press manipulator” that she’s been credited with. After reading Ian’s book I realized that the brains behind her “detract from the real issue” tactics are really none other then the brainchild of her manager Geyer Kosinski. She has proudly proclaimed that she doesn’t need a publicist, well, guess what? With GK behind her she doesn’t!! He is the brains behind her Incestgate deflection, her “marriage” to BBT, the metamorphis into Saint Angelina, he is her mother, her father, her manager, her EVERYTHING and he has been protecting her image for years and years!! With a bulldog like that behind her she doesnt’ need anyone else. She is not as smart as she likes to portray, the brains in her camp is definitely GK.

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  75. Tamara said on December 10th, 2009 at 9:25 am

    Another little thing gleaned from the book, and I’ll probably get fried for this, but I don’t think Marcheline was the angel she’s been portrayed as. She let Angies boyfriend move into their house when AJ was only 14 years old!! He lived there for 2 years, and they were cutting each other and being wild in bed and yet M allowed this to happen under her roof!! When Angie was starting out Marcheline was the one managing her career, she read the scripts, she talked to the producers, she called in favors to get AJ auditions, and IMO she was the typical stage mother, living her life vicariously through AJ, and letting the boyfriend move in was just an example of allowing AJ anything she wanted good or bad and this has set the tone for AJ’s whole life. She has always been allowed to run wild her whole life, taking whatever or whomever she wanted without consequence as if she is entitled and this behavior continues to this day. So IMO Marcheline was NOT the mother she should have been.

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  76. Tamara said on December 10th, 2009 at 9:55 am

    @keane cyber queen supreme:
    The thing I like about FF is that they can post pictures which I think is really cool. And, I really like some of the posters, but I don’t go to their site to talk to them, I wait until they come here and then Im happy to chat with them. With the exception of LadyBert sadly, I don’t feel we can talk anymore. But there are some over there that I have always liked and enjoy their conversation when they show up here.

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  77. I'm on the bidet said on December 10th, 2009 at 10:10 am

    @mooki:
    Its a weird set of pics, isn’t it? At first you think they just look like a typical mid-west couple, but then their expressions seem a bit off . . . do you think they are maybe trying to promote the beer they have? Note that both have exactly the same amount of beer in their glasses, and how often do you see that? I just can’t figure Holmes out; she has this android-ish persona in public, but you feel like if you were talking with her alone, after about an hour she’d be in tears talking about her personal life.

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  78. Pattyanne said on December 10th, 2009 at 10:12 am

    Ah yes Alif; it’s like a slow motion train wreck and one is frozen in place, unable to scream “Look Out!”. So much deviance in the world of today that you must worry about the future of us all. Sex used to be “intercourse” or, “Making Love”. Now it’s the same for many as, “I’m thirsty”, or, “I’m bored wanna eff?”. Then you find men and women with the morals of a Tiger Woods or an Angelina Jolie who believe it’s there for the taking and they want to gather all they can. I suppose i’m so shocked and saddened because I’m of old-fashioned moral values myself, or perhaps it’s just that I was taught to respect myself as I was growing up.@Alif:

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  79. pickwick said on December 10th, 2009 at 10:25 am

    @Pattyanne:
    They sound like major jerks, I think. I have arthritis in my hands, too—it’s turned into neuropathy now which really sucks. I have to run out to the doctor in a few minutes and I dread it. They are probably going to have to do some kind of spinal injections and implants.

    I don’t know how long you’ve had arthritis, or which kind. I have rheumatoid arthritis along with some other autoimmune things that go with that. But if you haven’t destroyed your back already be really careful. If you can do any kind of strenth training—-well, I pray I would have done that. I always thought weight lifting was more for guys. If I had built up more strength, I wouldn’t have ruptured my back. I had surgery and apparently now I’m just screwed.

    Sorry to whine. I just noticed that you have arthritis, too.

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  80. I'm on the bidet said on December 10th, 2009 at 10:25 am

    @Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
    “BTW saw a pretty incredible compilation of shots of Angelina and James on FF”

    Keane do you know much about Haven? The Tiger Woods scandal is reinforcing my theory that if we track the known confederates of celebrities, we can learn some interesting stuff, so I’m wondering how Haven spends his time on AJ’s behalf. From what I can tell, he isn’t supporting himself via acting (see imdb), is involved to some degree in charity work, and occasionally defends his sister (by blaming his father) in the press, c.f. this quote:

    “James denies that his sister is a domineering character, claiming that her famed decisiveness is, like her love of knives and her boasts about sadomasochistic sex, an attempt to be independent of other people’s control.”
    From http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-444390/Angelinas-secret-sadness–brother.html

    This suggests to me that AJ is probably paying his bills, because he sounds more like an employee than a brother when he talks about her.

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  81. pickwick said on December 10th, 2009 at 10:27 am

    @I’m on the bidet:
    I get that sense about her, too. She looks like she’s having a public breakdown. It looks like she’s daring them to control whether she brushes her hair or not. It’s hard for me not to feel sorry for her.

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  82. ladybert62 said on December 10th, 2009 at 10:27 am

    @Tokyo Rose:
    Thanks for the kind words Tokyo Rose! I appreciate it. :D

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  83. ladybert62 said on December 10th, 2009 at 10:28 am

    @Pattyanne:
    I dont recall making the unkind comments about you that you have attributed to me. But, whatever. Peace. :D

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  84. ladybert62 said on December 10th, 2009 at 10:30 am

    @Tamara:
    Thanks for the kind words Tamara – I have never said anything unkind about you. Peace. :D

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  85. pickwick said on December 10th, 2009 at 10:36 am

    @keane cyber queen supreme:
    I don’t know about FF. I’m really afraid of the people there from the sound of it. Anti-Keane and Kate threads and “IUC rejects” sounds mean.

    You work with autistic kids???? ! That is subject I’m passionate about. It took so many years to find help for my daughter and I fought against so many people in the system—-it would be a Lifetime movie. After a year of intense bullying she tried to commit suicide and I had to take her to a center. Her psychiatrist wrote her out of school and the school FINALLY decided to test her. She got into a terrific program just for aspergers/high functioning autism at her school and they have taught her so much it’s incredible. They taught her how to read facial expressions using cards with faces—how to have give-and-take conversations—-and they are working on things like organization and how to keep from having intense meltdowns. Just this past week she laid down in the floor of the cafeteria and beat her head on the floor until the lunch ladies stopped her.

    It’s very very tough. BUT I work hard to make sure we both see the blessings about her autism—she can really focus in on one topic of interest and become quite an expert in it—–she can be incredibly sweet and kind and doesn’t have much of an ability to lie or be mean or manipulative. We try so hard to focus on any positives we can find. She wants to work with kids with autism eventually, and I think she would be wonderful at that. Her school has gotten her to the point where she was able to give a public speech to a group of educators. And she spoke at my father’s funeral last month.

    Sorry again for the long monologue.

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  86. pickwick said on December 10th, 2009 at 10:40 am

    Keane, if you work with autistic kids, do you agree about Suri? That she seems to have something going on? She’s very different from the other celeb kids photographed. I also think something is going on with Pax–Aj’s kid.
    You can see the difference. Suri looks at the camera man and has an awareness of them. So does Maddox. So does the Affleck kid and the Jackman kid.
    In fact, if you haven’t seen Hugh Jackman’s kid photos, you should look at them. They are adorable!! He had his daughter on his shoulders and he has a rather serious expression and his daughter is sticking out her tongue and crossing her eyes at the photog. It’s hilarious.

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  87. Tamara said on December 10th, 2009 at 10:45 am

    @pickwick:
    That is an incredible story, you are so brave, I know you must have your moments crying into your pillow at night, but you are a testament to a mothers love, You could move that train off the tracks if you needed to, I applaud you!!

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  88. Pattyanne said on December 10th, 2009 at 12:00 pm

    Could this be the football player who is going to be making even more news?
    “San Diego Chargers superstar Shawne Merriman is suing his former GF Tila Tequila, claiming she lied about claims Merriman beat her up back in September in an attempt to ruin his career”

    Read more: http://www.tmz.com/#ixzz0ZJ2Y2APq

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  89. I'm on the bidet said on December 10th, 2009 at 12:34 pm

    @Pattyanne:
    Could be. I’m anticipating it being something about Tom Brady cheating on Gisele Bundchen, who just birthed their child. Remember that Brady broke up with Bridget Moynahan, whom he also impregnated, and immediately went on to dating Bundchen. I’m guessing that he was cheating on Moynahan with Bundchen before they publicly announced their ‘amicable’ break up, and since they are celebrities, I assume ‘amicable’ means Moynahan got some cash to help maintain Brady’s image.

    http://www.boston.com/news/globe/city_region/breaking_news/2007/02/exbrady_girlfri.html?p1=MEWell_Pos1

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  90. Pattyanne said on December 10th, 2009 at 12:45 pm

    Close Friend and Companion In Arms to LadyBiotch

    Constant Gardener
    Chat Merchant

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    by Constant Gardener on Fri Nov 20, 2009 3:39 am

    I am the one who mocked Patty Anne for her shitty spelling so if you need to talk to me about it then let’s discuss.” And then they all jumped on the bandwagon of hate, bullying, and harrassment. Nuff said, point made. Peace y’all

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  91. Pattyanne said on December 10th, 2009 at 12:47 pm

    That’s what I had thought about it at the time as well. Seems these sports celebs only want trophy wives, and Bridget wasn’t high enough on the food chain to qualify as wife, but he certainly didn’t use protection to prevent a child being born who would always be the first son who doesn’t have Bradey as a dad in his day to day life. Such selfishness, and total lack of compassion in him sickened me.@I’m on the bidet:

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  92. Pattyanne said on December 10th, 2009 at 12:49 pm

    Bingo! And yet he is staisfied to sit behind the curtains and let her proudly take credit for his intelligence. Must be a va ja ja thing huh? LOL@Tamara:

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  93. Pattyanne said on December 10th, 2009 at 1:43 pm

    God Bless you and your daughter. I”m so very proud of the woman you are who will do whatever it takes to see to it your child gets the help she needs. I have an aunt who chose insted to hid her daughter rather than get help. It’s very sad to see her trying to function today. You are such a loving and generous mom. God bless you again. :-) @pickwick:

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  94. Tamara said on December 10th, 2009 at 1:44 pm

    @Pattyanne:
    And of course there is Trevor, the brain behind the Gates philanthropy image makeover. But judging by Ians book Trevor has actually done more harm then good. He was behind the contract the journalist had to sign in Namibia, he is the one who brokers the photo shoots for the kids worth millions of dollars, but IMO he is evil, Geyer is there out of fierce loyalty to Jolie, Trevor is there for his own reasons.

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  95. Pattyanne said on December 10th, 2009 at 1:51 pm

    You are not whining one bit. We all have health issues we must deal with, and it helps to be able to voice those concerns with someone sometimes. I know I seem to feel better just knowing I’m not alone in all this. I was just diagnosed a diabetic two years ago on Thanksgiving Day, nearly in a diabetic coma, but thankfully didn’t get that far, so i’m dealing more with the effects of the neuropathy which when combined with the arthritis in my fingers , makes it difficult at times to type. Too late for preventative back measures as well, just had major spinal surgery July 8th. Painful as all Ell, but worked fantastically, and i’m getting my strength back daily, thanks to God. I won’t be considered to have a healed spine for two years post surgery, as they had to do a lot of implants and grafts, but I made it through, i did not become a quadriplegic so I am extremely thankful. I have so much in my life to be grateful for, so each day I wake up, I give thanks that I am here one more day, and use that day to do my best to make a difference for someone else who may need a hand reaching out to them. I think most people who have come though some rough times feel the same way as I do, not unique, or heroic, just good old fashioned Human Kindness and Compassion. And we pass it on as you just have. :-) @pickwick:

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  96. Pattyanne said on December 10th, 2009 at 1:53 pm

    Yes! Trevor is out to make a name for himself, but making more mistakes that set Jolie’s agenda backward rather than forward. It’s the brains, Geyer-The-Liar as i read he is called, who knows how to manipulate press and public to convince most people Jolie is a selfless, compassionate humanitarian….rather than the truth which she is a psychotic, sociopath, man-stealing, lying, ho. Oh my, she does set me off….lol@Tamara:

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  97. Tamara said on December 10th, 2009 at 2:09 pm

    Ian says in the book that Jolie cares desperately for the plight of the worlds children, that she really means it and its not just a publicity stunt. Let me ask you then, if she cared so much and it wasn’t about her AT ALL, then why not do it quietly, why invite the adulation, and WHY hire a philanthropic image consultant like Trevor to record every humanitarian effort – if she isn’t doing it for herself then why does she need Trevor. The fact is, this is the most narcissistic woman I have ever come across, she needs constant validation, stroking, adulation, praise. She says about BBT that it got to be where he’d be downstairs writing a song for his band and she’d be upstairs reading! (yea, right) and the way I understood that statement was that BBT had his music, something that didn’t have anything to do with HER and she couldn’t handle that, it always has to be about HER in every situation. This is what I was saying about her Mom, she didn’t do her any favors, she created a woman who thinks the whole world should revolve around her because that is the way it has always been!

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  98. jan/sa said on December 10th, 2009 at 2:29 pm

    pattyanne; I think the type of woman jolie is sets most moral and women off with honest hearts and that try to deal with going through life in a honest and decent way. we learn that you treat other women with respect and leave married , engaged and men in relationships alone. from being divorced and going out with other couples i have seen and expierenced what some married men are like and they think that because you are divorced or single that they can take a chance with you by telling you that their marraiges are horrible and that they stay beause of the kids or because they do not want to hurt the wife, but all they want is an affair or they will not leave the marriage until they have another stupid woman to clean and look after them because they are to stupid to live on their own.
    women like jolie are dime a dozen and they deserve no pity or compassion and neither does a man like peewee and tiger woods they are classless and deserve the disrespect they get and deserve no pass either they are the type that decent and warn hearted honest woman do not need in their lives. So it is actually sad that the tiger woods story broke when it did and it distracted from the evil duos. but god does not sleep and every dog gets its day and a bitch like jolie will get a lifetime. and not all the posters at ff are bad some are very nice and intellegent and you just ignore the loons and the snakes. jmo

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  99. Pattyanne said on December 10th, 2009 at 2:30 pm

    How goofy are these 12 women who were engaging in sexual affairs with a married man. This statement from one blows my mind
    “Tiger Woods’ alleged mistress #1 — Rachel Uchitel — has flipped out after learning how many women now claim to have had unprotected sex with Tiger, and she is telling friends she will get screened for sexually transmitted diseases, stat. In short, she’s doing the right thing.”

    What??? She , and the other eleven, thought they were the only one, other than the wife who bore Tiger two children? Arghhhh!

    Read more: http://www.tmz.com/#ixzz0ZJe8FVLS

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  100. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on December 10th, 2009 at 2:31 pm

    IAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PICTURE ME HIGH-FIVING YOU ACROSS CYBER SPACE – YOU HAVE BROKEN BRANGELINA’S STRANGLEHOLD ON THE PRESS!!!!!!! YEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HURRAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BLODDY GREAT!!! WELL DONE!!!!!

    Sorry – just had to get that off my chest!!!! Just had a look inside this week’s UK Grazia which I previously mentioned has a picture of Angelina looking “beautiful yet dignified” splashed across it with the screaming headline: “Has Brad Cheated with a Top Model?” (the Sudanese I assume). Didn’t get chance to look inside it yesterday so assumed it would be a typical Grazia rebuttal of anything anti-Brange, but was absolutely bloody delighted today to see the tide has turned and they presented a fair account of your book with an interview with you to back up each point and “no comment at the time of going to press from Brangelina’s PR” – hoo-bloody-rah!!!! Loved the bit at the beginning which said the media world had been abuzz with this story, that it had been front page on The New York Post and it simply could not be ignored!!!! Yey, go Ian!!!! You have got one of her most trusty mouthpieces to do a story against her which is a major bloody achievement!!! Picture me doing a little celebratory dance for you from the UK! Hoorah!

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  101. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on December 10th, 2009 at 2:37 pm

    LADIES – I NEED A BIG COLLECTIVE INTERNATIONAL WOO HOO FOR IAN – WOOO BLOODY HOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! Lol

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  102. Pattyanne said on December 10th, 2009 at 2:37 pm

    How true. The Angelina Jolie’s of the world can only make it for a small time frame of life; they must be young, and fairly attractive and willing, very willing. What do you think will become of Angelina Jolie the grandmother? With sagging skin and stretched out tattoos all over her saggy bottom , arms, belly? A major joke is what. And what will she have in her life to make it worthwhile? Nada! The six kids are growing up learning to bond with strangers and one another, not mom and or dad. Angie will be a very bitter, ugly old hag, and believe me, when that happens in about four more years judging by her looks to date, she will be even more malicious, vendictive, and hateful. In a way I am hoping Brad Pitt IS trapped by her, and is made to suffer through it all. It’s what he deserves.@jan/sa:

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  103. Tamara said on December 10th, 2009 at 2:39 pm

    @Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
    who is the trusty mouthpiece who is doing a story against her?

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  104. Pattyanne said on December 10th, 2009 at 2:39 pm

    LOL….you got mine g/f. Congratulations to Ian for a job well done. The press is learning now that it’s the public who pays for their product and no amount of arm bending/payolla will take it’s place if a magazine is to survive this economy. The Truth Will Tell~! WOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO IAN~!@Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:

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  105. Pattyanne said on December 10th, 2009 at 2:41 pm

    And consider this also Tamara. Angie left home at 16, got her own apartment and all. So, she was sleeping with Mom’s Boyfriend at the time she lived with her, and Jolie’s own b/f was living in the home as well? Ewwwwwwwwwww.@Tamara:

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  106. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on December 10th, 2009 at 2:42 pm

    @Pattyanne:

    Yes, you can tell in a lot of her interviews lately that she has been given lines to say by Geyer/Trevor which you can see she is concentrating on remembering and then delivers like she is reciting a story. You can tell she has even been instructed on what facial expressions to use as well. The interview that she did with a US news channel a few months ago which was supposed to be with Hillary Clinton before she bailed the hell out of there was a case in point. Look it up on Youtube and check out her facial expression – it is hilarious. She has clearly been instructed to smile all the way through even when not talking and to have a lofty, serene look in her eye. At certain points she forgets to do it and you can see her consciously remembering and forcing a smile again. You can see her doing it at press opps with refugees as well – staring off into the distance then suddenly remembering she is supposed to be smiling and plastering it back on her face again. I love watching Angelina try to act herself, it is one of the funniest thing ever. It never gets old!

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  107. Pattyanne said on December 10th, 2009 at 2:43 pm

    Also what sickens me about Angelina Jolie is all the abortions she’s had, yet she made a mockery of Jennifer Aniston while sleeping with her husband …at the time Jen miscarried her baby with Brad. How low class is that?@Pattyanne:

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  108. Pattyanne said on December 10th, 2009 at 2:45 pm

    How can she say she’s a humanitarian, concerned for the children of the world, and have admitted to multiple abortions? Then she adopts children she falsly states in the papers are orpahns. And even went so far as to claim Zahara was an Aid’s orphan when she in fact is neither? OOps Angie, got caught in more lies. It’s so easy to put her puzzle of life together when it’s all in a book in chronological order. @Pattyanne:

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  109. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on December 10th, 2009 at 2:46 pm

    Oh and forgot to mention that the Grazia article said that Ian’s book was one of three due to come out over the next few months, one being by Andrew Morton. So, do we think the other one is Mickey Brett? Either way, this spells bad news for Brangelina! The article also said that Brange would not comment on Ian’s book and would prefer for “people to make up their minds themselves”. Well, what can they say really?

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  110. Pattyanne said on December 10th, 2009 at 2:48 pm

    Yes, I saw that interview and thought she was sick or something (on drugs) because of her plastic mannerisms. She seemed so out of it, deep in thought. Now I see what was going on. She’s losing it more and more daily also, just look at those horrible photos recently with Brad pulling her along behind him . She’s wearing that baby-diahrea top and her pants clearly show the outline of butt padding…I laughed so hard at that photo. Thought it was a joke at first. She’s on her way down, and what’s better yet, she knows it.@Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:

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  111. Pattyanne said on December 10th, 2009 at 2:52 pm

    Lawdy I certainly do hope the third book is Mickey Bretts! Talk about a one-two-three knock-out! I’ll be buying them as well to set in my study shelves. ” Next few months”? Oh I do hope that soon. It would be perfect to have all three books out there within months of another. Keep me posted when you hear more please.@Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:

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  112. Tamara said on December 10th, 2009 at 3:09 pm

    @Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
    Apparently Mickey is now saying he never planned to do a book! He has been bought off IMO

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  113. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on December 10th, 2009 at 3:27 pm

    @Tamara:

    Grazia Magazine – part of the company who owns OK! which I think she has a deal with as they print all her most ridiculous PR articles – the one about the skin-pricking device which explained why her face looked so strange at Cannes rather than the actual reason which was she was botoxed to the hilt is a prime example. They covered Ian and Andrew’s books in either last week’s issue or the week before and basically dismissed it saying that Angelina felt “betrayed” by them (because obviously her, Ian and Morton had always been such good friends, eye roll!), that there was no evidence there was any truth to the stories and the funniest bit, that Angelina was most upset about it because it tarnished the memory of her mother!!! I was like WTF?! – what does that have to do with it? You can’t use that old trusty stand-by this time Geyer/Trevor/James, for God’s sake! This week though it’s a bit of a turnaround. The previous story on Ian’s book had just a small pic of Ange inserted on the front cover, this one it is a full-page spread and the headline. Story inside says that the news coming from Ian’s book simply “cannot be ignored”, they interview Ian and he gets to back up every claim he made and say expressly why it is not a hatchet job and they say they tried to contact Brange’s people for comment but at the time of going to press they had not returned their calls. It was great and I was jubilant. Cheered up my little trip to the supermarket by about a 1000 times and I had a big smile plastered all over my face as I walked round the aisles looking for my groceries – ha ha!

    BTW – I think James is her PR myself.

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  114. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on December 10th, 2009 at 3:28 pm

    @Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:

    Oh and that she obviously pays his way of course. I think she is the breadwinner of the two, as it were!

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  115. pickwick said on December 10th, 2009 at 3:28 pm

    @Pattyanne:
    That’s a decent guess. I’m not sure that guy has a great image or a well-known name, but if he was running around with her then he was likely doing all sorts of awful things. Did you all see the video she did of herself? She was filming from home live on the internet and saying all sorts of weird things. Someone eventually sent over and took it down. She looked like she was on something.

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  116. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on December 10th, 2009 at 3:31 pm

    @Pattyanne:

    Well, as I’ve always said, they have to chase the story. If another mag breaks it before them then they are in trouble business-wise. They are just hedging their bets at the moment, seeing which way the pendulum will swing. When something big/juicy happens – like they split – watch them go to town on it Tiger Woods-style. It’s always the way.

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  117. pickwick said on December 10th, 2009 at 3:32 pm

    @Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
    I can’t see how any tabloid can ignore that book. They are trying to ignore it, or coming at it from different angles like ‘why it’s not true’ but they can’t just dismiss it. Gossip is their job and Brangie are the height of the gossip world. The things I think is so brilliant about it is that it has forced some of these magazines that are beholden to the Brand and made them at least put on a show of addressing some of these things. Like french kissing her brother.
    And why is she so upset? Ian followed a lot of public statements by Angie, and laid out things that she did in public. If she doesn’t like the way it looks, and worries it upsets the memory of her mother, then she needs to look at herself.

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  118. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on December 10th, 2009 at 3:33 pm

    @Tamara:

    Maybe this is the girl then, one of her ex-girlfriends. Kimmy perhaps?

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  119. pickwick said on December 10th, 2009 at 3:34 pm

    @Pattyanne:
    Do you think he’s been paid off? He’s been quiet for a long time. I would think he would be jumping in to be interviewed at this point.
    I think he’s rich and on an island somewhere with Brad’s money.

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  120. pickwick said on December 10th, 2009 at 3:36 pm

    @Pattyanne:
    Wow. Thank you. A lot.
    It’s exhausting, but I’m hoping things will be much better for the kids coming along now with autism. There’s more awareness now, I think. But it is incredibly difficult, and I really appreciate your kind words. I don’t get to hear anything like that.

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  121. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on December 10th, 2009 at 3:39 pm

    @pickwick:

    I know and I agree. I have always said it would be her public behaviour that will be her undoing, not the things she has managed to hush up. There is enough material in that alone to bring down an army IMO!

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  122. pickwick said on December 10th, 2009 at 3:42 pm

    @Pattyanne:
    PattyAnne, we went through back surgery at nearly the same time. Mine was in July also. I’m still not better. It’s very frustrating. But I’m hoping that the psyciatrist can help with injections and things like that. It IS VERY nice to say all this. In the real world, I try hard to hide how lonely and scared and frustrated I feel with my health issues and worrying about my kid. It’s nice to say it to you all and find that you have some similar issues. It does help to know that you’re not alone. I feel very much like I’m not pulling my weight. I’ve worked since I was 16 and now I haven’t worked this year because of two surgeries and this one is just no fun.

    You guys are really nice to ‘talk’ to.

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  123. Pattyanne said on December 10th, 2009 at 3:56 pm

    And no doubt she was on something. I honestly believe all the bad press about this duo will bring about some vile revelations and soon. Ian might be the one to break the story !@pickwick:

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  124. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on December 10th, 2009 at 3:57 pm

    @pickwick:

    Hey Pickwick, sorry in my excitement about the Grazia article I forgot to respond to your question. I am currently working in a centre which assesses children for a variety of developmental delays and learning disabiliities. There are psychologists, speech and language therapists, social workers, teachers, all sorts, and a Paediatrician visits to do assessments too. They diagnose children with all sorts of things but one that comes up quite often is Autism, another one I find interesting is elective mutism. I also work in a centre for the under 5’s with complex needs – so physical and/or learning disabilities or developmetal delays. They’re the cutest little things, I absolutely adore them! I’m no expert on these conditions myself but it does seem from what I’ve seen so far that really not a great deal is known about it yet. While the team can diagnose when a child has autism it doesn’t seem to be much of a science – it is done through observation of their behaviours and want their parents tell them more than anything else – to be honest, having worked there less than 2 months I think I could do it! There also doesn’t seem to be much in the way of assistance/treatement so I am actually really interested to hear what you were saying your school offers your daughter. Is it a specialist school? I know there are specialist schools for children with autism in the UK but there definitely isn’t one in my borough so I actually have no idea where they go, maybe just to a generalized specialist school which probably isn’t that appropriate. Do you have any info on the methods they have used to teach your daughter? I would be interested to hear about it. Oh and I of course second the comment from Patty Anne that you must be an incredible parent to be able to deal with something like that. My co-workers and I spend most of the day talking about how on earth the poor parents deal with children with such challenging issues as the ones we encounter. It is unbelievably tough on them and must be on you too. I take my hat off to you I really do.

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  125. Pattyanne said on December 10th, 2009 at 3:59 pm

    Yes, but while it’s all about Tiger for now, I can see The Tiger Woods Saga becoming rather boring quickly with multiple mistress’ crawling out of the woodwork. No way to make a “love triangle” out of this scenario, so they will always return to the Scarlett Woman….Mz Jolie. Betcha! And I am so waiting for it to get bigger and bigger and bigger. Still no word from Jennifer’s camp of friends, co-workers, etc., and nada from Brad’s rather talkative brother Doug…..it’s coming though, one can nearly feel the tension.@Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:

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  126. Pattyanne said on December 10th, 2009 at 4:03 pm

    That could very well be so pick, but if it is, then The Brand “got took” because the door is now open, and it will all eventually leak out. Especially with so much animosity between the players involved. You open their secret lives to the world just a wee bit, and soon one person says, “Oh so that is why!”, then another will take it further with , “Why I remember she said yada, but she was actually yadayada?” And so on and so on. Even if it’s being discussed behind closed doors in HW and in South Missouri, someone will break it all loose eventually, then KaBoom Jolie!@pickwick:

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  127. Pattyanne said on December 10th, 2009 at 4:05 pm

    So are you pick. It’s a real pleasure to chat with you. I’m pulling for you, and I can recognize a strong woman in you; you’ll be fine. Don’t ever doubt yourself or your abilities. You can do what needs done, when it does. (((((( pick))))) @pickwick:

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  128. Togi said on December 10th, 2009 at 5:32 pm

    Back on the Tiger subject … I see now that a couple of Tiger’s PGA peers are speaking out against him … saying he is a phoney and a fake. Wow. Talk about ‘em when they’re down, aye? And why wasn’t anything said prior to this?

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  129. ladybert62 said on December 10th, 2009 at 5:47 pm

    Does anyone know know if there really is such a psychological diagnosis as “sex addict” or is that a term that popular psychology has created and applies to situations such as Tiger-The-Stud’s? Thanks. :D

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  130. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on December 10th, 2009 at 5:51 pm

    @Pattyanne:

    Oh yeah, it’s straight up boring IMO. A good story needs variety and lots of twists and turns. Not just one playboy bunny style mistress after another. Plus they all came out of the woodwork way to fast, in the space of like a week. This one will be a fast burner IMO, there just isn’t much more to say about it. But the Brangie story, now that is a gift that will keep on giving what with James, the fauxmance with BBT, the smear campaign against Jen, the adoptions, the exploitation of their charity work and their children for press, those pesky twins, the drug use, the affairs, and so on and so on ad infinitum. It is just too great a story to ever stop being told!

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  131. Pattyanne said on December 10th, 2009 at 7:02 pm

    True Keane, as the farmers say, “You can’t put the milk back into the cow”…lol. The cracks in their phony lives are there, so now it’s just a matter of time. Myself, I believe Angie can’t accept that she’s not revered anymore, and that so many are calling her out for the liar and manipulater she is. As one said earlier, how can she complain about the book’s contents when most of it came out of her own mouth? She’s very well done imo, BUT, will Brad take the fall with her? Or will he, coward and slime ball that he is, cut his loses and run? @Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:

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  132. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on December 10th, 2009 at 7:12 pm

    @Pattyanne:

    I actually tend to think that if anyone can’t accept it’s over it’s Geyer and Trevor. She looks like she gave up years ago to me. She’s like a broken puppet that is still being made to dance by it’s owner even though most of the strings are broken and she has lost one eye and half her hair. Keep pushing that product Geyer and Trevor, keep making it dance, ring every last penny out of her before it’s too late. You both know there isn’t much life left in her, in more ways than one.

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  133. Pattyanne said on December 10th, 2009 at 7:39 pm

    Exactly Keane. It’s obvious from her more recent photos that something isn’t right with her now. It’s as if she’s snapped mentally, and given up any hope. Remember when that Sam What’sName was pulling the Britney strings to keep her moving? Angie appears much like Britney did back then to me. Glassy eyed, overly reactive, stiff bodied. I”m surprised we’re not hearing from daddy Voight.@Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:

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  134. Tamara said on December 10th, 2009 at 7:56 pm

    From Wikipedia:

    Sexual addiction refers to a phenomenon in which individuals report being unable to manage their sexual behavior. It has also been called “sexual dependency,” and “sexual compulsivity.” The existence of the condition is not universally accepted by sexologists and its etiology, nature, and validity have been debated.

    Proponents of the concept have offered varying descriptions, each according to their favored model of the putative phenomenon. Proponents of an addiction model of the phenomenon refer to it as “sexual addiction” and offer definitions based on substance addictions; proponents of lack-of-control models refer to it as “sexual compulsivity” and offer definitions based on obsessive-compulsive disorder (OCD); etc. Skeptics believe that it is a myth that the phenomenon exists as a disease or disorder at all and is instead a by-product of cultural and other influences.

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  135. Pattyanne said on December 10th, 2009 at 10:08 pm

    Wow! Thanks Tamara, I’ll have to remember when I’m curious about something to Google it for the answer. How clever of you. :-) @Tamara:

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  136. Ms Agatha said on December 10th, 2009 at 10:22 pm

    @Pattyanne:
    yes…. if you are at a loss … GOOGLE ! …. Great idea ! A Caveman Can Do It !

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  137. Alif said on December 11th, 2009 at 3:34 am

    @pickwick:
    I’m going to have to register. (lazybones). because I have some articles that may help you cope.

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  138. Kate said on December 11th, 2009 at 4:16 am

    @Alif:
    lol yes lazy bones, you were suppose to do that already. Have to admit I have been lazy too, still have not even finished my Christmas shopping and I have so many other things to do also so not posting much.

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  139. mooki said on December 11th, 2009 at 7:51 am

    http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5i3QL_yenk1s8swzaMWgHkcvXwHBAD9CGPB8O2

    BREAKING: Lawyer who dealt w/ Co$ murdered, possibly a hit job

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  140. keane cyber queen supreme said on December 11th, 2009 at 7:55 am

    Forgot to say love how all the stories of cheaters and their hos are coming out at the moment and there’s all this sympathy for the poor hard-done by wife. It really re-focuses the mind of the public conscious don’t ya think? Timing just couldn’t be more perfect!

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  141. ladybert62 said on December 11th, 2009 at 9:26 am

    @Tamara:
    Thanks Tamara – that answers my question. :D

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  142. ladybert62 said on December 11th, 2009 at 9:28 am

    @mooki:
    Hi Mooki – thanks for posting that article. I had read about the murder in our local paper but there was no mention in it of the COS connection – certainly food for specualtive thoughts! :D

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  143. d said on December 11th, 2009 at 9:55 am

    umm hello ? NO ONE is talking about Angelina Jolie or Brad Pitt……no one cares …..there’ll always be tabloid stories but until one of them promotes a movie, the bigger shows aren’t going to speculate on allegations. The he left his wife for her angle is done and over IMO

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  144. mooki said on December 11th, 2009 at 10:25 am

    @d:
    http://justjared.buzznet.com/2009/12/11/angelina-jolie-brad-pitt-united-for-unicef/

    “Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt attend the UNICEF Ball to honor producer Jerry Weintraub at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel on Thursday (December 10) in Beverly Hills, Calif.

    Angie, 34, and Brad, 45, helped honor the Ocean’s Eleven producer for his philanthropic work. Also in attendance were Matt Damon, Bruce Willis, and George Clooney, who presented Jerry with the Danny Kaye Humanitarian Award.

    Brad and Jerry also co-founded the nonprofit humanitarian organization Not On Our Watch Foundation, an international advocacy and humanitarian assistance organization.”

    if Brangie and their pals are so pro grass roots and human rights, then why are they partying up w/ HWood bigwigs?

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  145. d said on December 11th, 2009 at 12:15 pm

    @mooki:
    i would think that they are smoozing in the event they might like to work with Jerry again. you know to make more $$ to give away lol

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  146. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on December 11th, 2009 at 1:28 pm

    @d:

    Um HELLO to you to d – so nice of you to greet us all so warmly! Thanks so much for your confident assertion that no-one is talking about the Brangelina stories but I’m afraid, as usual, you are decidedly WRONG, WRONG and MORE WRONG. Check out one of the UK’s best-selling weekly magazines Grazia which has Angelina on the cover with the headline “Has Brad cheated with a top model?”. Inside you’ll find a couple of pages devoted to Ian’s book with comments from Ian backing up all the main stories in the book, but “no response from Brangelina’s PR at the time of going to press” though. They call it “the story that the media world just can’t ignore” which is a pretty big deal as Grazia, like it’s sister magazine OK!, has been printing Ange’s PR for a long time now. Oh and before you say it, it’s actually not a tab. It prints news stories on international affairs and humanitarian issues and is renowned for it’s coverage of high-end fashion. A mixture of a celebrity mag, Vogue and a broadhseet newspaper if you like. So, d, like Astro says: “don’t breathe on the wound!”. And like I say: “nah, nah, nah, nah, nah”. LOL

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  147. d said on December 11th, 2009 at 1:48 pm

    never heard of Grazia magazine – must be a british thing – which as you know has zero interest to most people. I was talking about the MAIN magazines – who are all over the Tiger Woods fiasco – looks like Ian dropped the ball on THAT one. Too bad , he could’ve had a REAL breaking story instead of 5 year old news ……YAWN

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  148. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on December 11th, 2009 at 1:55 pm

    @d:

    Oh yeah, cos no-one cares about a British magazine or newspaper do they? It’s not like we have one of the most reputable media industries and strongest opinion-forming news outlets in the world or anything?! Nah, it’s just a British thing, nobody cares about that! Well, nobody but the 60 million people living in Britain anyway! Oh and BTW d, there are Grazia magazines in all the major European countries too, it is one of Europe’s leading mags – did you know that? I’m assuming not. Unless you want to say: “oh that’s just a European thing, nobody cares about that” of course?! I would say: “Dumb A********”, but then, I wouldn’t want to offend all the millions of Americans who are not and who you are giving a bad name!

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  149. d said on December 11th, 2009 at 1:59 pm

    sorry dear i’m not american :) and god its so fun to wind you up…..you’re like an internet play toy – haha you really are.

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  150. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on December 11th, 2009 at 2:35 pm

    @d:

    Yeah, cos you didn’t look at all stoopid there did you d, of course, you were just PLAYIN’ with me! Yah. You’re really very clever and totally informed about the media right? We’re so lucky to have you here telling us what counts and how Ian dropped the ball on what and when. You’re like a veritable oracle on all things media-like! IUC without the wisdom of d would be a very sorry state of affairs indeed!

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  151. lurkeyloo said on December 11th, 2009 at 4:12 pm

    Thank you! While I respect what Keane has to say about the actual blog topics…I tire of having to sort through the almost constant arguing and the poor pitiful picked-on me posts from Keane. Ugh!!! @Tokyo Rose:

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  152. lurkeyloo said on December 11th, 2009 at 4:27 pm

    Really, Keane…please give it a rest. @Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:

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  153. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on December 11th, 2009 at 4:50 pm

    @lurkeyloo:

    Oh eff off LurkeyLoo, you’re obsesseed with me, if you didn’t want to read what I say you could just skip my posts. But all you ever do is read them and then do your little whining act, it’s tedious. Oh and where was the “poor picked on me” line you were referring to may I ask? I was saying that I abhor those who applaud people who make jokes about holocaust victims, and late or terminally ill personal friends and family of people who comment on this site – you seem to have a problem with understanding English. You lot can have a go at me with your little comments all you like, I know it adds something to the empty void that is your lives. Cue the whining: 1, 2, 3,…

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  154. I'm on the bidet said on December 11th, 2009 at 11:47 pm

    CNN (and probably every other media outlet) is reporting that Tiger Woods is taking an ‘indefinite leave’ from golf: http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/12/11/tiger.woods.golf.break/index.html
    See the boiler-plate apologia at his web site: http://web.tigerwoods.com/news/article/200912117801012/news/

    I wonder if he’s also taking an indefinite leave from adultery? Something tells me . . . no. If you read through his statement, he never specifically says he won’t cheat again.

    “I am deeply aware of the disappointment and hurt that my infidelity has caused to so many people, most of all my wife and children,” the statement says. “I want to say again to everyone that I am profoundly sorry and that I ask forgiveness. It may not be possible to repair the damage I’ve done, but I want to do my best to try.”

    We are all aware of it too, you moron! And before forgiveness must come honesty, and I don’t think we’ll be getting that from you any time soon, so forget it.

    “I would like to ask everyone, including my fans, the good people at my foundation, business partners, the PGA Tour, and my fellow competitors, for their understanding. What’s most important now is that my family has the time, privacy, and safe haven we will need for personal healing. After much soul searching, I have decided to take an indefinite break from professional golf. I need to focus my attention on being a better husband, father, and person. ”

    Okay, I understand you are a perv who values sex over family. And now that you are in deep shit, you want time, privacy, and a safe haven, but you actively pursued celebrity beforehand, which everyone knows permanently removes your time, privacy, and lowers your safety. All this ‘indefinite break’ is for is so later on you can come back later and throw your family’s time, privacy, and safety back under the truck of celebrity again.

    “Again, I ask for privacy for my family and I am especially grateful for all those who have offered compassion and concern during this difficult period.”

    I bet he’s also especially grateful to whatever unknown floozy (#14 I think) is providing him extramarital sex during this difficult period.

    My guess is that something even worse is going to come out – perhaps some pregnancies he’s covered up – and he wants to be deep under cover while its in the press. Too bad, I was curious to see how the golf crowd would treat him out on the fairway . . . they have that mild ‘golf clap’ for celebration, what do they do for disdain, a mild hissing noise?

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  155. Alif said on December 12th, 2009 at 6:46 pm

    @Tamara:
    @ 2:09 p.m.
    She cares about the children of the world? Why not start with the six she bought? Why not give them her undivided attention, FIRST?
    As the saying goes, CHARITY BEGINS AT HOME!
    This woman is all kinds of wrong!

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  156. Alif said on December 12th, 2009 at 6:51 pm

    @Alif:
    BTW, I should have opened my reply with ITA!

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  157. Alif said on December 12th, 2009 at 7:10 pm

    @Kate:
    So I tried, and found I couldn’t get far. There is a mix-up. And it seems like I’m registered. So, how do I send a message to one of you, if I am indeed registered. If not, I suppose I should send an e-mail to Ian; or, ?

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  158. kittensparkles said on December 12th, 2009 at 7:10 pm

    This is a interesting site. I thought it was a Tiger Woods story and it is actually a Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie hate site. And most of you seem to hate each other. And you all are mean to each other.

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  159. Alif said on December 12th, 2009 at 7:37 pm

    Mooki;
    Remember the man who tried to sell a story about little Tommy and his guy/gay connections? The man allegedly committed suicide by hanging himself in a shower. They found the tall man in an awkward position. His relatives said that he never even hinted at being so depressed as to do away with himself; that the method of suicide was just not what the man they knew so well would do.

    Then there was the redheaded wrestler that little Tommy hired as a partner. The redhead reported that TC “accidentally on purpose” felt up his crotch during the wrestling. He tried to sell his story, as well. He shopped around. The only taker was a man who later betrayed him. The betrayed man was left with nothing. That was the last anyone heard about the wrestler. (This was reported at Defamer.com.) (Subsequently, something transpired; and Defamer.com changed its style of reporting.)

    Also, the men TC sued who claimed that he was intimate with them. Millions of dollars in the suits. These guys were not the type to make big bucks. But it made the tabs’ headlines. Well, that is, until TC sued the wife of one of the defendants in his suit. The wife won the case. And TC had to pay the court costs.

    There’s more, obviously. But unless the bought women/stars decide to talk, it will remain untold.

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  160. kittensparkles said on December 12th, 2009 at 8:33 pm

    Hi Everyone, I’m Kitten from Destin, Florida. Since it seems this is a UK site does anyone here have any Kunert Leggings. I just bought a few pair and I was wondering how they hold up.

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  161. I'm on the bidet said on December 13th, 2009 at 4:05 pm

    @kittensparkles:
    Everyone here only wears leggings from the 6126 line (http://www.6126collection.com/) as we all have a deep faith in and natural respect for their designer. I wore the ‘Goddess Zebra’ design to church this morning, and got a lot of comments on how avant-garde and gloriously inappropriate they were, so I quit that church and am starting my own. Will send you a copy of my revised bible once I’ve made some edits.

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  162. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on December 13th, 2009 at 4:29 pm

    @kittensparkles:

    I, like I’m on the bidet, only wear leggings designed by celebrity crackheads. If Angelina Jolie ever decides to produce a line, I will, of course, be first in the queue to purchase them. Hope this answers your question.

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  163. d said on December 14th, 2009 at 9:24 am

    @Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
    its true you are very lucky to have me here and i am very clever…who knew you’d finally see the light xoxo

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  164. lurkeyloo said on December 14th, 2009 at 11:32 am

    Wow. You are fun to wind up. Thanks for the kind words. You are a real peice of work. Not obsessed with you dear…just get tired of having to sort through all of the arguing you do with other posters. Geez…chill out. @Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:

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  165. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on December 14th, 2009 at 1:28 pm

    @lurkeyloo:

    Yeah I think just eff off probably sums it up. If you can’t take it don’t dish it out LurkeyLoo. I’ll argue with who I want to argue with, and if you don’t like it you just don’t have to read do it you now? I am not writing it for your benefit after all!

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  166. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on December 14th, 2009 at 3:07 pm

    @lurkeyloo:

    Oh and BTW, I think I must have mistaken your point because I thought you were admonishing me for so foolishly arguing with other posters, but now you claim you are actually trying to wind me up and enjoying it? So, in conclusion, can we say that you are being holier-than-thou until someone tells you to naff off you old loser in which case you are immediately now only winding me up? Yes, LurkeyLavatory, of course.

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  167. lurkeyloo said on December 14th, 2009 at 3:34 pm

    First of all, I NEVER told you to eff off or called you names…I actually said I respect MOST of what you say concerning the blog topics themselves…I just get tired of the arguing, which mostly seems to center around you. I’ve probably posted on this entire blog less than a dozen times and trust me…I can dish it out and take it as well or better than you, should you care to go there with me. You, AS USUAL, are looking for a fight and are a mean bitch with an obvious personality disorder. I’m not TRYING to wind you up…merely expanding on another poster’s comments…you proved them right. Have a MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! @Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:

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  168. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on December 14th, 2009 at 4:06 pm

    @lurkeyloo:

    Yes, LurkeyLoo, I think an eff off is definitely in order again after that comment! So you think it’s cool to come on here and attack me for arguing with posters (I think you’ll find that’s what a discussion board is for) and my “poor pitiful picked on me posts” as you call them (please check out what I was actually saying BTW, it wasn’t quite the same thing) provided you throw a vaguely positive comment in there too? And now I am a “mean bitch with an obvious personality disorder” who is “looking for a fight”? CHECK BACK OVER THE THREAD LURKEYLOO, WHO STARTED ON WHO? I don’t think it was me with you was it? Oh and the fact that you were just joining in and carrying on the argument from the totally aunthetic and in no way entirely made up poster that is Tokyo Rose makes it just completely non-antagonistic and fine does it? No, I don’t think so. Why don’t you stick to what you clearly do best: lurking. Oh and Merry Christmas to you too!

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  169. lurkeyloo said on December 14th, 2009 at 4:26 pm

    No one was “attacking” you…you poor innocent, paranoid thing. So, you can call me an “old loser” and tell me to eff off…but I can’t, in return, call you what you are…a mean bitch? LurkeyLavatory? What are you 12? BTW, what the heck is a “made up” poster? Take your meds, Keane. @Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:

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  170. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on December 14th, 2009 at 4:41 pm

    @lurkeyloo:

    Sorry LL I’ll try to stick to the “mean bitch” and mental illness-based insults and nasty sarcasm in the future, as a random lurker tells me that is the way to go! So let me get this straight: no-one was attacking me right, Neither you nor Tokyo Rose? Hm, OK. I think this is where we are getting the problem. STICK TO LURKING, LURKEYLOO (as you prefer). YOU ARE MUCH BETTER AT IT THAN POSTING.

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  171. lurkeyloo said on December 14th, 2009 at 4:48 pm

    Actually, it seems that I am pretty good at posting…just as you are pretty good at being crazy. Sweetheart, you seem to be ranting at this point. Have a lovely evening. @Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:

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  172. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on December 14th, 2009 at 5:38 pm

    @Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:

    Um, I think this may just have constituted a rant Lurkey! And as for your posting talent well I’m afraid to say that we are not always the most impartial judges of our own efforts. I’m glad you have high posting self-esteem though! Tip for future effective interwebs combat: (1) when engaging in an argument with someone, choose an angle/argument and stick to it. (2) Do not immediately do the thing you are accusing someone else of. This will make for much more effective future posting – good luck Lurkester!

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  173. lurkeyloo said on December 14th, 2009 at 5:58 pm

    My dear Keane, I have not strayed from my original request/angle/argument (whatever) for you to stop arguing with posters and typically being nasty to quite a number of them. It was you that told me to “eff off” (multiple times) for making said request and then called me an “old loser”. I do not need to combat you as you are a complete freakshow. I should actually feel sorry for you. I’m sure you have no friends as you are a bitter, nasty and hateful person from what I have read and experienced on this blog. Apparently, I am a far cry from being the only one that sees it this way (unless, ALL of the other posters making similar statements are “made-up”, too). It is you that needs good luck, my dear…that and a good deal of medication. @Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:

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  174. Alif said on December 15th, 2009 at 4:46 am

    @Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
    HI Keane!

    I have to apologize to you. It’s regarding an earlier post, where I said that Liz Taylor was never alleged to be a lesbian. I should have qualified my argument with “even if she had been, she couldn’t come out, as homophobia was even more rampant back then.”

    BTW, we all know that the younger Liz could drink some men under the table. But in my research, I read that she once called Marilyn Monroe a lesbian. She thought Marilyn wanted to bed her. Yet no one had ever heard of the beautiful Marilyn expressing any desire for Liz. (It probably was the alcohol speaking.)

    And again the alcohol was probably speaking when she sent word to an actress, who was sharing a table with two others in a night club, to stop staring at her. All three actresses said they didn’t even know she was there.
    This was told on tv by one of the actresses some time ago.

    From what I said, one might assume that I don’t like Liz. NOT! She is one of my all-time favorites!

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  175. I'm on the bidet said on December 15th, 2009 at 11:09 am

    More on how Tiger W. has been able to be such a perv over the years – a bit at TMZ says he has ‘crisis managers’ (so much more polite a term than ‘adultery enablers’) who have paid off floozies over the years:
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  176. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on December 15th, 2009 at 3:09 pm

    @lurkeyloo:

    No LL, you are clearly not with me. I was saying that if you’re going to assume the moral higher ground and tell other posters not to argue all the time it is probably not a good idea to then proceed to argue with and project insults at the poster you are claimng the higher ground over. Kind of makes you exactly as bad as you say I am – get my point? Oh and thanks for all the compliments e.g. “you are a complete freakshow”, “I’m sure you have no friends and are a nasty, bitter and hateful person”, the repeated and hackneyed fall back position of “keep taking your meds”, oh and the “everyone else hates you too” point – genius! Did all that make you feel better about yourself Lurkey? I hope it did. Now who sounds nasty, bitter and hateful?

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  177. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on December 15th, 2009 at 4:10 pm

    @Alif:

    No need to apologise Alif – I knew you didn’t mean any offence by it – you never would! BTW did you know that Marilyn had a thing with Joan Crawford and that she wasn’t her first female lover? That was her acting coach, well, according to the coach that is! Then she said she lost her to other women. MM also credited her acting coach with teaching her how to give women head in a published chat with her psychologist. Then there was Bridget Bardot saying MM seduced her in a ladies bathroom – what a pairing that would be! What a great time all these ladies were having together on the quiet hey? I am quite jealous!

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  178. Alif said on December 16th, 2009 at 3:29 am

    @Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
    There were the rumors that Joan Crawford was in porno before she hit it big! That clashes with the image of JC lecturing MM in the media about her, Marilyn’s, less than professional behavior. Seems JC was addressing the near nudity in MM”s appearances.

    But JC was the ultimate movie star. She devoted her time to fans way beyond what would be expected of any major star.
    Ann Blyth speaks highly of her, today. Ann played the daughter in “Mildred Pierce”.
    Never knew anything about Brigid Bardot. Here in America, only the “in crowd” in show biz would have heard those rumors back then.
    I did hear gossip from those who were busy as dancers, and extras. They’d talk about the latest rumors.
    My late cousin in San Francisco would also hear from those in the entertainment world.
    And I did go to night clubs in Hollywood. That’s where one dancer told me that in Hollywood there are only about three straight male stars. He said Frank Sinatra was one. I forgot who were the others.

    I did have two acquaintances in San Francisco, who were lesbians. They had had a circle of friends, many who were male. Here’s why I bring this up:
    During a visit to their house, a popular soap opera was showing on tv. A big, big male soap star appeared in character on screen.
    One of them looked at the actor, and declared; “That man is gay”. I immediately protested. I said he’s got a grown daughter, and,…
    But she was adamant. Case closed!

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  179. Alif said on December 16th, 2009 at 3:38 am

    My bad! Even as I struck the ADD COMMENT bar, I realized I should have typed Brigitte, instead of
    Brigid.

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  180. Alif said on December 16th, 2009 at 3:40 am

    Before lights out, I want to wish you, Kate, a speedy recovery. And I’ll definitely include you in my prayers.

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  181. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on December 16th, 2009 at 3:49 pm

    @Alif:

    Ha ha, well I definitely knew who you meant anyway! I believe that story came from the lips of Bardot herself – not too long ago. Who’d have thought it hey?

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  182. lurkeyloo said on December 16th, 2009 at 5:43 pm

    Not trying to claim a “moral highground” by asking you to stop arguing but you telling me to “eff off” and calling me an “old loser” certainly wasn’t necessary because of the request. In hindsight, I should have ignored your juvenile provocation. At any rate, your true form came through and I’m sure you are proud of your behavior. You can never admit wrong in your insult slinging…and be damned the person who calls you out on it. My original post was not meant to attack you or start an argument but you certainly jumped to attack me. no worries, I can take your insults and name calling. I stand by my observation that you are an outright hateful individual and I feel sorry for you. No need for you to respond. @Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:

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  183. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on December 16th, 2009 at 5:54 pm

    @lurkeyloo:

    Oh yes there is though Lurkey and that is where the problem lies I’m afraid. I have read your nasty little comments towards me several times over the year (yes describing me as playing the “poor little pitiful me” card is nasty, in case you weren’t aware), and now I am saying, thank you, I heard you the first time, so would you now kindly mind effing off? That is the most polite way I can think of to say it I’m afraid. And I am happy that you are happy that you hate me, and I can assure you that the feeling is perfectly mutual. I will now doff my cap at you and say by your leave i.e. please bugger off and leave me alone. Many thanks.

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  184. I'm on the bidet said on December 17th, 2009 at 10:27 am

    @Pattyanne:
    “Mine too! Font is too small for my poor vision to handle. Black background with white lettering and especially tiny font makes for problems for me.”
    Pattyanne what web browser do you use? For both Internet Explorer 7 and Mozilla Firefox 3.5, all you have to do is hold down the Ctrl button and hit + (the plus sign) on your keyboard and it will increase the size of your text (hitting the – (minus) sign will shrink it back down again). At least that works for me on my Windows computer. Maybe it will help?

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  185. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on December 19th, 2009 at 5:09 pm

    @I’m on the bidet:

    That’s true, also there is a toolbar on the bottom right hand of the top of the web page which is called page which you then click and select text size and go for a bigger option. You can also zoom in and out of the web page. Hope this helps PattyAnne!

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