Pop Culture News and Views by Journalist Ian Halperin

Couple sketches formative barbs clattering off an oblong box.

Van

Hands down everyone here acknowledges Oprah and Susan Sarandon as being the celebs with the most social consciousness. Surprisingly, less than 1 percent mentioned either half of Brangie. Here’s a pic undercover tracing the roots of the famous couple and a pic of me marching in the Aids Walk L.A..

Bit her tongue saying a quick prayer – shrugged off.

Explosion of modeling clay….recreate lost childhood…ruins of a Romanesque smile…blends the mystique of Provence…corniest traditions…cellared for several days…brewing bras…distant destinations…unconcerned…you go girl…sifting out blood…over her blond hair…swam before her eyes…full of novocaine…full of toxins…threatening rain…squall line…the one cut cup.
Te amo, SRRC

Hormones sprung to life…hurling beer can at him…lean thigh…televangelist clapping…writhed for days…plumping out her lower lip…shock in his eyes…fumbling to straighten the mess…mind idly drew icons…gazes and stares in her underwear…she cried…he looked grim…breaking the kiss…every thought was hollow…wrenching shame…fumbling ecstasy…no reliable taxi service…heaved a sigh…before following his shadow into a square for a long [...]

She’s been ordered back in court for a DUI matter. IUC sources insist Lilo has been on a massive binge recently, including narcotics, mutiple sex partners and extremely eratic behavior. Is there anyone out there who can save her before it’s too late?