Sugar Ray Ramone Catone (The Bronx Bi-Blogger) – Back To The Future
Incandescent ban…battle hardened…examination of public records…no grace period…rail alignment…rigged sandbag…juggling water glasses…gun harassing…proud parents?…flying circus…happenstance…wardrobe full of latex and black gloves…whip it…Spanish Inquisition…back end of the car…diminutive record…vestiges of Mozart…literacy beacons of Hunter S. Thompson…gaudy gloves…got your back…and your back end…bitter and frail…vampires in bloom…deadpan six…elicit undertones…expressive eyebrows…Van Gogh and Chaupin…apocalyptic vision…eternal sunshine…eternal darkness…eternal pain. 
Te Amo, SRRC
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Incandescent ban, rail alignment and back end of a car (boot) all make me think of the UK. Vampires in bloom=The Twilight Saga, and more specifically Pattinson and Stewart, aka “Robsten”, who are the “HOT” couple of the moment?
ReplyThis is an awful photo of her.
Replyexamination of public records… no grace period ? Annulment of Marriage ? Annulment of Adoption ?
Replywhy “Literacy beacons” and not “Literary beacons”? Signposts of some sort in Hunter S Thompson’s works, anyone here an aficionado? Am I also wrong to see a few Monthy Python/John Cleese/British humour hints in there? Spanish Inquisition=Fawlty Towers?
ReplyShe travels with tons of luggage full of Dominatrix/Dungeon outfits …. always ready for a sado-maso dominatrix ‘ session ‘ …
Replyrigged sandbag=rigged damage control?
Reply“eternal sunshine” – is that a reference to Kate Winslet?
ReplyMaybe that was the square (a “games room”) that Brad followed his shadow into for a long dance in one of the previous posts.
Replyvestiges of Mozart …..rumor is he, Mzart, was poisened by court rival Antonio Salieri ….. hmmmm… somebody tried to poison ( for real or literally speaking) their rival ? Like the bad girl the good one ? Or the bad wife the husband ( common law or not ) ? …
Replyvestiges of Mozart …..rumor is he, Mozart, was poisoned by court rival Antonio Salieri ….. hmmmm… somebody tried to poison ( for real or literally speaking) their rival ? Like the bad girl the good one ? Or the bad wife the husband ( common law or not ) ? …
ReplyChopin couldn’t breathe; Van Gogh was insane …… there was an older post regarding breathing problems …..
Replywe thought then it was related to drug use ……. anybody remember the riddle
…wow, no wonder she keeps breaking down during shots …..
ReplyHunter S Thompson….blurred the distinctions between reality and imagination ….just like a Borderline schizophrenic does……
ReplyNot trying to be the spelling police, but does “Chaupin” mean anything to anyone? Chopin is the musician… Ok, phoenetically in French, it could mean “hot dick”, LOLOL Is that what it is Sugar hon?
ReplyChaupin is about drinking wine. BP loves the stuff
Check out http://www.snooth.com/wine/janasse-chateauneuf-du-pape-cuvee-chaupin-2003/
ReplyChaupin = Kate Chaupin’s “The Awakening”?
ReplyMozart – travelled widely and had periods of near-fatal illness. His financial position never matched his success, and he was at times forced to pawn valuables to pay off debts. He died of what is now thought to have been rheumatic fever. I would say that’s how he is relevant.
ReplyDomaine de la Janasse Chateauneuf du Pape Cuvee Chaupin. Approx Price Range across vintages: $71-71. View other Janasse Chaupin wines
http://www.wine-searcher.com/find/janasse+chaupin
Perhaps something to do with the vineyards at Miraval?
ReplyVan Gogh and Chaupin – this could mean depress and drinking.
ReplyThis one is a tough one, Okay, The End Is Near??….lol
Reply@AnonMom:
ReplyYes it is, but imagine what she would look like in person? Not a pretty picture i’d guess.
Hunter S. Thompson (1937-07-18 – 2005-02-20) was an American journalist and author and was regarded by many as the author of the “greatest book on the dope decade” (The New York Times). He was known for his flamboyant writing style, known as Gonzo Journalism.
ReplyHe committed suicide by a gunshot to the head.
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Hunter_S._Thompson
Van Gogh Vodka and Van Gogh’s flavored vodkas create the perfect cocktail for any occasion. Behind the bar you can design a signature mixed drink, …
http://www.google.com/search?q=Van+Gogh+wine&rls=com.microsoft:*:IE-Address&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&sourceid=ie7&rlz=1I7GGLL_en
So: Van Gogh Vodka, and Chaupin Wines….Doesn’t Jen prefer Vodka?
ReplySpanish Inquisition…back end of the car…diminutive record…vestiges of Mozart…literacy beacons of Hunter S. Thompson…gaudy gloves…got your back…and your back end
This could mean AJ went looking for dirty clothes in the car trunk but found nothing. BP thinks AJ is sick and out of her mind. AJ want evidence to get back at BP and his lover.
Reply” Incandescent ban…battle hardened…examination of public records…no grace period…rail alignment…rigged sandbag…juggling water glasses…gun harassing…proud parents?…” The beginning of this sounds, to me, like reasons there had been no Brangie news on this site for months!!!!
Replyhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolfgang_Amadeus_Mozart
Mozart always learned voraciously from others, and developed a brilliance and maturity of style that encompassed the light and graceful along with the dark and passionate—the whole informed by a vision of humanity “redeemed through art, forgiven, and reconciled with nature and the absolute”.
This seems to be an apt description of Angie’s philosophy of life.
ReplyI nearly choke every time i read that Brad refers to Angie as “Eligant”. Cough, Cough.
ReplyChopin – also plagued by severe physical illness. Van Gogh – plagued by mental illness which ended in suicide. Hunter S. Thompon – major drug addict.
Reply“rigged sandbank” – a sandbank is something used to stem the tide. Angelina tried to rig sometihing to stem the flow of stories against her?
ReplyDef. some illegal dealings on Angie’s part i’d guess, as well as one of the bios not Brads and he knows it but was snookered. (Cockhold piece).
Reply“Spanish Inquisition…back end of the car…diminutive record” – she got pulled up by the popo in Spain? She sat in the back like a criminal, and now has a small criminal record?
ReplySpanish Inquisition…back end of the car…diminutive record…vestiges of Mozart…literacy beacons of Hunter S. Thompson…gaudy gloves…got your back…and your back end
This could mean AJ went looking for drugs in the car trunk but found nothing. BP thinks AJ is sick and out of her mind. AJ want evidence to get back at BP and his lover. (Jen maybe)
Reply“literacy beacons of Hunter S. Thompson” Meaning they could write a book about drug dealings.
ReplyHunter S. Thompson – think this is also relevant:
“He is credited as the creator of Gonzo journalism, a style of reporting where reporters involve themselves in the action to such a degree that they become central figures of their stories.” – IAN!
Also his most famous work – one of his “literacy beacons” (not sure if that is meant to say literary) – was Fear and Loating in Las Vegas – is that relevant? Did Braddy get up to something naughty there?
ReplyIncandescent ban = banned from getting “all lit up”? Brad, no more booze or Ange no more drugs
Replybattle hardened = self descriptive
examination of public records= pictures of him/her looking wasted?
no grace period=has to do it right now
rail alignment=back on track (no longer derailed)
rigged sandbag=?
juggling water glasses=no more booze/drugs
gun harrassing=?
proud parents?=Brad’s parents are proud he’s quitting or proud he’s drawn a line with AJ to quit?
bitter and frail…vampires in bloom…deadpan six…elicit undertones…expressive eyebrows…
AJ (the blood sucker) is clingy, jealous, bitter and not eating. This is affecting the kids when the see the proud parents cursing and giving one another the evil eye.
Reply“bitter and frail…vampires in bloom…deadpan six” – they are mentally and physically sick, they live for the night or are bloodsuckers? In bloom seems to imply the children though, not sure how that is relevant though. Deadpan six – it’s a joke that there are 6 children? They are saying it with a deadpan face when it is utter lies?
Reply@Canuck:
Yeah that’s good for the incandescent bit. No more lighting the flame under the metal spoon for her!
Reply@Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
ReplyI think it’s sandbag, not sandbank…
Sandbagging also means to set someone up by misrepresenting your state.
diminutive record could be a birth certificate
Reply@Canuck:
Sandbags are used to guard properties against floods though. It works for the other meaning you suggested too though.
Happenstance – chance event or happening, is this relevant from the film by the same name with Audrey Tautou:
“The film relies heavily on the notion of chance and happenstance interacting in unpredictable ways on people’s lives. It is a film whose action/plot appears heavily driven by the underlying chaos theory that gives the French film its title.”
ReplyBitter and frail could be AJ. She looks both these days. Of course, he could be bitter and she could be frail instead. I think the Vampires in bloom probably does refer to Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson from Twilight, who have dethroned Brangelina as THE Hollywood couple.
ReplyExpressive eyebrows= someone younger or someone with no botox to freeze their forehead?
ReplyIs this about her signing for the new movie? The execs want her off drugs, booze and right now. Lucky she got this part as she had nothing lined up, happenstance that it was yet another part that Tom Cruise backed out of. She’ll be held to rigorous (drug) testing or she gets “the boot” (the back end of a car in the UK)…
Reply@Canuck:
speaking of Cruise, what’s the status of that gay sextape we’ve been talking about?
ReplyIncandescent ban–Most of Europe banned the sale of incandescent light bulbs starting 9-1-09.
juggling water glasses…gun harassing…proud parents?–Possible references to the latest pics of Brangie with the kids. AJ was criticized by some for buying one of her kids a toy gun.
Hunter S. Thompson was a strange man. He often confused his fictitious persona with his real identity. Maybe that’s what this reference is for.
I agree that the vampire reference is about the new couple in town. The Brangie “brand” is no longer selling.
ReplyHaven’t been around much between the Brange info, so I have no idea (and no idea of what you’re talking about either, lol)
ReplyIncandescent ban – incandescent light bulbs have recently been banned in Europe
Replybattle hardened – tired of the fight… aroused sexually by fighting?
examination of public records – marriage papers? Adoption papers? Civil or criminal complaints?
no grace period – usually needed for adoptions, marriages, divorces – menstrual cycle
rail alignment – someone gets railroaded when set-up criminally
rigged sandbag – someone got set up criminally
juggling water glasses –
gun harassing – someone is using weapons
proud parents? Whose children are the twins/Shiloh, really?
flying circus – The “family” is a flying circus since they are all over the globe
happenstance…
wardrobe full of latex and black gloves…whip it – Jolie into S&M?
Spanish Inquisition – torture?
back end of the car – could be sexual – “rear end” – secret meeting in a car?
diminutive record – microfilm? Something caught on camera? A small recording?
vestiges of Mozart – musical composition, Mozart Vodka and Chocolate Liqueur
literacy beacons of Hunter S. Thompson
gaudy gloves – Michael Jackson, festive condoms?
got your back – and your back end – sodomy
bitter and frail – Jolie about her life with Pitt, people around her who are disloyal
vampires in bloom – people who only come out at night…young ones, suck the life out of others
deadpan six – six Brangie kids
elicit undertones – sexual suggestion
expressive eyebrows – someone who doesn’t use botox – ha ha!
Van Gogh and Chaupin – both types of alcohol – vodka and wine, Van Gogh was insane and self-mutilating
apocalyptic vision – fear of what’s to come
eternal sunshine…eternal darkness…eternal pain – Jolie’s disposition, part denial, part depression, into pain
@Canuck:
Your blooming great at this, thank goodness you’re back!
Reply@Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
ReplyMaybe it’s the “fresh look” after being gone for a while… or maybe it’s the glass of wine I just had, LOL
Wasn’t it John Mayer who said something about Jen A having his back at the Oscar’s?
ReplyI believe one of the biggest things she’s got hanging over Brad is Maddox, Zahara and Pax. If he walks away, embarrasses her or worse she’ll take away these kids from him. Nevermind that to them he is their dad.
ReplyHunter Thompson wrote Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, didn’t AJ take Mad? to this summer?
Reply…..er, that should be took Mad to Vegas…oops!
ReplySheesh, sorry again! LOL It was Brad that took Maddox to Vegas
Reply@Pattyanne:
ReplyVery interesting link Patty … he blurred the lines between reality and imagination …. just like a Borderline schizophrenic would do ( sorry, for repeating myself)
@Pattyanne:
ReplyTo this day the cause of Mozart’s death is unknown. Theories abound. It’s known that his entire body was so swollen he couldn’t turn over in bed; some say jealous rivals poisoned him, while others suggest scarlet fever, tuberculosis, or lethal trichinosis from undercooked pork.
Now, new evidence points to an altogether different conclusion: Mozart may have died from kidney damage caused by a strep infection, possibly strep throat. Point is that he died of unknown causes, a sudden and painful death……
Van Gogh was insane ( Schizophrenic) and Copin couldn’t breath ( bad case of asthma ) …..do you remember the riddle about her having breathing problems in connection with some drug abuse ?
Reply@Patty … my last was for you
Replydiminutive record = diminishing box office saleability?
Replyvestiges of Mozart = the remaining traces of her young talent?
@Pattyanne:
Reply…he probably means ‘ elephant ‘ lol
@Pattyanne:
ReplyNope …. their wines are ‘ organic ‘ and ‘ pure ‘ and ‘ environmental correct ‘ ….. and very expensive
I pre-ordered the book earlier today….. can’t wait to read ! ….. hope we are going to have a Public Holiday when all is done and over with ….
Reply@Ms Agatha:
ReplyHello Aggie. Yep, i also pre-ordered the book, Brangelina, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. Looking forward to reading it, and feel it will be very interesting.
Lots of good theories there BigApplette. Thanks, the more ideas shared, the more likely it will eventually make sense.
@Big Applette:
ReplyThat is one I am having problems with. I do know you used to have a grace period on renewing your driver’s license, but as to what that would be, not sure. Lease to buy on Chateau Miraval? Marriage License is only good for so many days, and expires if not used, no grace period on that i know. What else? Has to be a legal and binding paper, that has a definate experation date.@Ms Agatha:
Reply@Pattyanne:
ReplyWhere did you pre-order? I would like to do so as well. Thanks.
Could Ian be talking about the situation he was asking about in his last post? He inquired about an incident that happened in the Brangie camp with an insider and possible criminal charges, I think? Maybe he got the info he was calling for and this post is the answer in clue form?
Reply@Pattyanne:
Thanks! I try… Keep up the good sleuthing, too!
Reply@Big Applette:
ReplyPatty and I pre-ordered at Amazon.com today
@Pattyanne:
There is no such thing as a “lease to buy” in France, not in any legal sense of the term. You can buy outright, or you can buy on a “viager”, which means that you pay a “bouquet” (up front amount) and then a monthly amount to the person until they die, (although I think there is the possibility of setting a limit on how long the monthly payment term can last). This is often used by elderly people with property worth a fair amount of money, but no cash. They sell their house/apartment occupied by themselves and/or their spouse “en viager occupe”, or empty “en viager” in order to receive a monthly “rent” to live on.
In the case of the Chateau, it’s been rented under a commercial lease through a company in NL, if I remember correctly. The interest in having the ownership in NL is that there are tax rulings that can allow an NL based company to have (under certain conditions) all of their income that is generated outside of NL tax-free. So, if the NL company is renting the Chateau from the owner, and then sublets it to Brangelina (or anyone else, there is a recording studio in it too), anything paid in rent is tax-free, if I’m not mistaken.
Reply@Pattyanne:
ReplyIsn’t there a grace period when divorcing….. usually a few weeks before it gets legal….. in certain cases you can get an immediate divorce … when things are threatening/criminal etc..must be real bad
@Canuck:
ReplyMy understanding is that Trevor Nielson helped Brangie set up a tax shelter-type legal entity in the Netherlands to purchsae Miraval. If Brangie then pays rent to the tax shelter, they can claim the rent as a business expense if they use the place for business. So, it’s basically a big fraud so that they don’t have to pay taxes and they can still get a tax deduction.
@Pattyanne:
Replyor they grace period to pay their taxes is over ?
or their grace period to pay off their credit card is over ? lol
or their grace period to pay for the chateau is up ?
or the grace period for making their French Driver’s license is up
Replyor the grace period for their visa status is up
@Big Applette:
ReplyI have no doubt that it’s a tax shelter. That said, the owner of Miraval did state that he rented it, not sold it. Either way, they can only use it as a business expense when they are living there for work. From a cashflow point of view, it makes more sense that they rented it via the NL company. No big initial outlay, they can rent it to themselves for more than their NL corporation pays (seasonal rentals are considerably more expensive than yearly rentals) and all of that money becomes tax-free.
@Canuck:
ReplyYes, you are right, the owner rented it. After their first stay and upon their initial return to L.A. , the owner’s lawyers and the Brand’s lawyer had a meeting, as the owner claimed that the renter had left the premises in such a state that it needed renovation. He wanted his costs covered and also a higher future deposit and rent .
@Canuck:
Reply… Tarentino’s smoke induced visit was ‘ business’ and a write-off….. haha
http://www.Amazon.com
@Big Applette:
ReplyEnter into search: Brangelina: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie It will pull it up for you.
@ Patty … I believe the Child Services are on to them…. checking previous records… her health records…and more… no stable home for the children ( circus like) …no proper schooling etc etc… she is doomed…. one day high , the next down…..
ReplyThis may not fit, but did anyone read the interview in The Daily Mail with Zahara’s birthmother where she says they were threatened not to speak to any journalists? I wonder if when Jolie’s camp found out she was not dead they checked out her records and realized there is no grace period for adoptions in Ethiopia? Once final, it’s final?
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Reply@Canuck:The French home was bought with a company based in Holland, owned by the Jolie-Pitts which they then rented back to themselves as an effective tax dodge around France’s complex property purchase taxation laws. This worked not only for them but for the Chateau’s previous owner American Tom Bove whose twenty something daughter now owns a million Euro apartment in Spain which she bought shortly after the Jolie-Pitts moved into her old family home. Now we all know that Braneg make anyone who works for them even if it’s just in a hotel they stay in sign a twenty page confidentiality contract but Tom was on the phone chit chatting to any journalist who called him saying that he had merely rented the property to the Jolie-Pitts for three years. Bearing in mind he had signed a confidentiality contract obviously they wanted this info out there, rather than that they had paid that much money for a new house. Now why would they not want anyone looking into the purchase or where they got the money to buy a home that is worth roughly half of Brad’s estimated net worth? Theoretically, if the 30$USD million money they got from sales of the kids pictures isn’t in the charity donations fund they set up – the Jolie-Pitt foundation, and the Chateau Miraval cost in the region of 35million euros, would it be a great leap of imagination to presume they in fact used the money they got from pimping their kids to buy a sprawling Chateau in France rather than donate it to charity as they once promised?
http://jmox.yuku.com/topic/448/t/bought-Chateau-Miravel—Curious-Case—Missing-Millions.html
Reply@Big Applette:
ReplyThat makes total sense. Wow!
Really Sugar Gay! From which book or newspaper did you take your word samples this time? THAT would be the real challange and the only meaning behind this dribble!
ReplyOn reference to my last post: I wonder if some if not all of you have hit the wall with their head a little too often because the way you are obsessivly trying to find a meaning behind RANDOM WORD SAMPLES that were TAKEN OUT of an existing text THAT HAD NO REFERENCE TO BRANGELINA is INSANE!
Reply@Big Applette:
>>an effective tax dodge around France’s complex property purchase taxation laws<<
See, that bit has been going around and around from article to article. And it's total BS, straight from some publicists pen. The taxation laws when you purchase property in France aren't complex, been there, done that more than once. The only "tax" that you pay when you buy property is "les frais de notaire", which is a fixed percentage of the price and for which part goes to the notary who does the legalities related to the transaction. And it doesn't matter how you buy it or from where, you pay that.
Forbes, who I would assume is a reasonably reliable source, states that they rented it.
http://www.forbestraveler.com/celebrity/celebrity-owned-vineyards-story.html
Anyways, time will tell. A commercial lease runs 3/6/9 years, so if they "sell" their chateau in a year and a half, it'll probably be a good sign that they didn't actually buy the place.
ReplyI read a thing about the book that says that the subject is also Jen and her readiness (sp) to have children, her marriage to Brad etc.
What the f@ck has Jen got to do with a Brangelina book. Leave her out of it !!!!! What has jen’s readiness to have a child got to do with Brangelina.
Can the media just leave Jen out of the mess of Brangelina.
ReplyI don’t know if it is true??????????????????????????????????
Then you are not paying attention,he has made a deal with Angie-his dirt in her dirt out. That is why his latest riddle says ..I got your back and your back-end ,as in $$$ marketing ,image.
His flock has not figured it out yet even though preceding that he mentions a author that also interjects himself into the story as a central character and he tells them he just finished a book on MJ which he changed his mind about and decided to try and help and had great compassion for.
Expect this book to be pro Angelina anti Jen and throw Brad off the castle balcony.
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Reply@guest1:‘
ReplyDon’t forget your other desperate theory that this blog is a college journalism course designed to measure the effect of internet false rumors. LOL.
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2009/10/20/katie-holmes-sheer-elle-magazine/
Katie Holmes Cruiseless in Beverly Hills (he’s still up in Boston shooting that damn movie, but several reports say he flew to London for a Scilon event w/ Miscarriage)
ReplyThanks for your input Bull. Oh, btw, we don’t use codes over here.
ReplyIf Ian uses Jen in order to make Angie seem better than we all know her to be, i will personally burn my copy of his book on the town square wearing a tee shirt saying Bad Ian! @Bull:
Morning All! Hey Patty! I think the Televangelist Clapping is James Haven happy that they are finally spllitting up. And I also think the Hunter Thompson is about James. Brads loathing of him and the fear that James may expose something Brad would rather keep hidden, paternity of the twins possibly. (Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas)
Replyi read a blind item a year or so ago about a hollywood actresses being paid big big big bucks to perform as dominatrix. one highly regarded young actress (not AJ, some though le le sobieski?? that was just one guess) was passing up acting opportunities because she was making far more $$ doing private dom sessions.
can you imagine w/ AJ’s international travel and UN stuff the “sessions” she might be engaging in?
Reply@Big Applette:
Hey that psychological study of internet madness wasn`t my theory – also it would be the only scenario that would save Ian`s nonexisting credibilty! But the “theory” I mentioned before about the random word samples taken out f newspapers or magazines comes from a longtime board member – I didn`t come up wit that – also it doesn`t surprise me the least!
Reply@Canuck:
Interesting. What I have read is that the owner just transferred stocks in the Netherland’s corporate entity from himself to the Brand. Perhaps that is a way of avoiding capital gains if there is such a thing in France? That might also obviate the need to record the deed in France as one does after a transfer of title. Please correct me if I am mistaken because I only know how it works in the U.S.
Reply@guest1:
Guest1 – the phrases from SR’s posts have always been taken out of other texts: novels, newspaper articles etc. They usually provide an additional level of meaning (i.e. they are a further metaphor) for what the post is about. Don’t say I never give you anything!
Reply@Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
See there is were you got it wrong: the phrases don`t PROVIDE a different meaning but YOU and your buddies ATTRIBUTE a different meaning! See the difference?
Reply@guest1:
ReplyAnd really, so what? It’s kind of like doing the crypic crosswords. If you get to compose them AND solve them, it’s still an good mental exercise…
@guest1:
ReplyThat should have read “a good mental exercise”, edited the last bit and didn’t accord the “an”
@Canuck:
Just like doing crosswords? No – it`s more like a competition were everyone tries to come up with the sickest and most f.ucked theories imaginable!
Reply@guest1:
ReplyWhatever…
@sinker:
Replysooo anyway. did anyone care to comment on my comment about actresses making tons o cash ‘acting’ as a dominatrix?
@Big Applette:
ReplyThat’s the thing that is so infuriating about these two. The amount they donate to charity is nothing compared to the tax benefits they get from the tax-deductions for the “charity work”. They probably write off all their travel including security personnel. I’m sure they come out way, way ahead on the money end. Give a little and write off a lot. And then people swoon about their good deeds. It’s absurd.
Didn’t the U.S. govt just successfully sue to uncover some of those hidden European bank accounts? I think the deadline is coming up or just passed for taxpayers to come forward and pay the taxes before the govt comes after them.
Reply@guest1:
ReplyI don’t hang around websites that I don’t like and read posts I don’t agree with. I can’t imagine anything more frustrating.
Why do you come here to take up for these mulit-millionaires? They are on their private plane or at their French chateau or their vineyard and not paying taxes like you are. You said yourself these words are meaningless and our musings on them are insane. Point made. Now why hang around any further? What compels you to take up for these people who wouldn’t look in your direction?
@guest1:
Yes mia, thrilling.
ReplyIncandescent ban…battle hardened…examination of public records…no grace period…rail alignment…rigged sandbag…juggling water glasses…gun harassing…proud parents?…flying circus…happenstance…wardrobe full of latex and black gloves…whip it…Spanish Inquisition…back end of the car…diminutive record…vestiges of Mozart…literacy beacons of Hunter S. Thompson…gaudy gloves…got your back…and your back end…bitter and frail…vampires in bloom…deadpan six…elicit undertones…expressive eyebrows…Van Gogh and Chaupin…apocalyptic vision…eternal sunshine…eternal darkness…eternal pain.
Few more thoughts on this. I wonder if some of this is about Ian. The “incandescent ban” – was Ian banned in some way from following/tracking Brangelina? “Incandescent” means that something burns so brightly that it illuminates everything. Did this ban enable Ian to gain some perspective on the story and allow him to see the light? “Battle hardened” – well, that’s Ian: Laliberte, MJ’s people, scientos and all the others, Ian has been there, done that and bought the T-shirt. He is not about to be put off by Brange. Ian couldn’t do research on the ground (seems like he is catching up with this now) so did his research using the public records. This may well have thrown some significant info up to get the book back on track. We however did not give him a grace period and demanded answers yesterday. However, the investigation that was derailed (was it a restraining order or some such thing Ian?) is now back on track (”rail alignment”). The “rigged sandbag” to me still seems to be about someone trying to rig the game – fix the grid as said in previous posts – to stem the flood of information to Ian. Not sure what the juggling water glasses is about. If you juggle water glasses and drop them they will smash into shards of glass and be lethal – reference to what Ian is doing, the risks he feels he is under, that he is playing with knives maybe? Gun harrassing – reference to Angie’s threats to kill Ian. The “proud parents?” refers to the dubious nature of the pic of the twins in the ice cream shop in Syria (what an odd sentence that is!). “Flying circus” – the circus of dragging their children around the world for photo opps. “Happenstance” – did Ian stumble on some crucial/damning evidence by accident? Next bit is self-explanatory, not sure about “whip it” – does it mean try to keep someone quiet, make someone hurry up or something? “Spanish inqusition” – did Ian interview a crucial source who is Spanish? Wasn’t her alleged first husband supposed to be Spanish or Latino? The “back end of the car” is known as the trunk in the US is it not? Some interesting info was found locked away in a trunk by Ian or someone else, the police maybe? Mozart – travelled a lot, had a lot of serious illness and financial issues (is this Ange or Ian perhaps?!). The Hunter S. Thompson ref could be to Ian placing himself within the story or a reference to Fear and Loathing in Las Vegaas – did that give him an idea for some reason? Do the “gaudy gloves” refer to MJ by any chance? Can’t think of anyone else who wore loud gloves. Not sure about the “got your back…and you back end” – second bit sounds like a sexual reference. “Bitter and frail” – is Ange the first and MJ the second? “Vampires in bloom” – they are both the living dead? Is Ian then telling us with a straight face that there are 6 children and he was wrong about that? Not sure about the next. Does the “Expressive eyebrows” bit refer to the Marx brothers? Can’t think of anyone else who has them! Van Gogh – mentally ill and Chopin – physically ill – again AJ and MJ?
Anyhoo have a think about it!
ReplyIncandescent ban…no longer burns as hot and bright as the old bulbs that are now outlawed.
Replyjuggling water glasses: trying not to let the whole mess spill over. Trying to maintain control over something that is slippery.
Reply@Big Applette:
ReplySpanish Inquisition and Latex….Angie is absolutely into S&M. There are pictures of her walking out of a sex shop with a whip in her hand. ANd the old videos of her talking about being dominated and dominating others.
Or “Whip it”, a song by Devo, short for De-evolution…going backwards. Maybe in her career, as her first role (that her mother helped her to get) was a dominatrix, if I remember correctly.
Reply@pickwick:
See there is the difference between us: I don`t bother with famous actors I don`t like like Tom Cruise for example. Fact is I like Brangelina and this site is obsessed with them so why shouldn`t I be here?
Reply@guest1:
ReplyYou have every right to be here, Guest1. If I read pickwick correctly, s/he was merely stating the obvious: the regulars here are NOT Brangelina fans, and many, in fact, do not like them. Most people have their minds made up about how they feel and I doubt many will be changing their minds anytime soon. I agree with pickwick that it has to be quite frustrating arguing with folks with polar opinions. For example, I live in Alaska and I like Sarah Palin. I suppose you can probably imagine how “FUN” arguing my position has been! LOL. I just don’t bother talking about it anymore because no one is going to listen or change their mind … me included! No one I chat with seems to like Sarah … but that’s okay. I’m comfortable with my position and others are comfortable with theirs. We can disagree Guest1. Just have to agree to disagree sometimes.
@Togi:
Replyexactly right, Togi. It is just exasperating arguing with people who already have their minds made up. It took me years—I like Brad Pitt’s film work—to finally come to the conclusion that they appear to be reaping incredible tax benefits that aren’t available to the rest of us plebs. Lots of actors are like that, yes, but not all of them are running around at the very same time pretending to be humanitarians. I only say “pretending to be” because I really believe their tax benefits must outweigh their charity donations at this point. If there are any tax geniuses out there to tell me different, I’ll listen.
I really liked Pitt in “Burn Before Reading”. Thought he was very funny.
Jolie’s movies are unwatchable. And no, no fan of Aniston’s movies, either. Both are pretty boring and they have both put themselves into a box with their roles, but at least Aniston’s movies aren’t always so violent.
Agree with you, too, about Sarah Palin. People have VERY strong opinions there—wow! Sometimes it amazes me how strong the reactions to her are—and it’s no use arguing. Just frustrating.
Keane: GENIUS puzzle work. I think you’re on to something there. It’s more personal than some of the other puzzles. I bet you’re right.
Van Gogh is vodka and Chaupin, wine
ReplyOT, but on the “don’t cry wolf brangie” thread there is a conversation going on in russian. decided to run it through a translator (didn’t want to post there so they can continue to converse) but “you have stolen this article and have placed on other site” caught my eye.
Einhell :You as usually please us with the best phrases of thanks, I take
ReplyThe subscriber :On mine at you have stolen this article and have placed on other site. I it already saw.
Chronicles : About! Interestingly interestingly.
David :“Has decided to help and has dispatched post in соц. Bookmarks. I hope popularity” will rise
PitBull : As to theme it will seems to me urgency it is known only after a while.
aghast : “Useful has much found for itself”
Flight :It should be in quotation collection
Voxtel :Very much and very not bad!!!
Fujitsu :Tremendous ideas … to us to adopt … it is magnificent.
Jacob :“Thanks for such post”
Svetlana :I think today at 15-45 канониры will win манукунианцев! Here so! Though Adebajora not will be a pity: (Forward the Arsenal!!!
Ejn Gedi :“Useful has much found for itself”
Jury Afanasevich :Very interestingly, but all in the future was to be learnt even more about it. Your article very was pleasant!
Wow Sinker. Wonder what that means? Was it on a Russian site somewhere? Thanks for posting.
Reply@pickwick:
it was on this site. go to “don’t cry wolf” thread from a few days ago and you will see it.
weird
ReplyBack to the future! Just remembered that AJ’s first role was a dominatrix? “At the age of 16, Jolie returned to theatre and played her first role as a German dominatrix.” i think marcheline hooked her up with that.
Reply@sinker:
Replymaybe they’re using Ian’s site to converse Russian SPY style !!
@Canuck:
Reply@sinker:
Yeah, she did…
I just realised the picture of Angie with her back to us and walking away and the title “Back to the Future” is also significant. I think it means she is turning her back to what is going to happen in the future (i.e. Ian’s expose coming out) maybe by refusing to work with him. Perhaps he extended an olive branch to her along the lines of give me your side of the story and she declined. So it is now game on again for Ian and game over for Brange. That’s my guess anyway.
Reply@Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
ReplyYes, Keane. And remember, this photo is also from the movie “Wanted.” and some of those tats are fake … like Fake-a-Ferocity. Hmmmmmm. I think “Back to the Future” could also mean Ian is back on track, reporting on things happening now that will indicate the future.?? Double Hmmmmmmm.
I wrote some on the wii thread… but thinking here that “vampires in bloom” could mean the public wanting Angie’s blood. Also, “deadpan six” could mean that Ian has not written anything in his book that will bring negative attention to the children.
Reply@cuze:
Yes, it could be that, or I took it to mean, “I’m saying it with a straight face, there are 6 children, no joke” etc. Either way the impression I get is that Brange are in the death throes of their career, ekeing out the final months of fame until the shit hits the fan. They have done all they can possibly do to stop/counter the book (lawyers, threats, frantic PR work etc) and they can’t do much else. They will try to destroy Ian’s cred of course but the MJ book will stand him in good stead against that. I remember the Brange rep “walk away” urging Ian to show restraint and not claim victory for correctly predicting MJ’s death immediately afterwards. I think a few vases/mirrors/flunkies were more than likely smashed that day in the Brangie household. I shed a little tear for them. Not.
Reply@Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
Yeah sure the fact that Jolie just signed for a new movie and is in talks for another is a sure sign that her career is over – ssssuuuure Keane ! You obviously aren`t as smart as you would want people to believe you are!
ReplyAnd when it comes to discrediting Ian: kinda hard to destroy someone`s credibility that has none! I mean Ian`s reputation consists in being a self-declaired undercover agent while in reality he is an internet madman who attracts the lowest of the lows whom he feeds with sordid tales and sick little puzzles by using his tranvestile alter ego Sugar Gay!
@Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
Keane that is how it seems to me, and this would not be the first time he did that if you remember, this is a sloppy interpretation, but based on what many of you have come up with too, and not too sure about the first line but this is how it seems to me.
Banned from France, battle has hardened, with Brad, or others, Ian has examined public records, so have others, there is no grace period begin given either by Ian or the the courts, get your self together, your are being urged to cooperate, someone rigged your sandbag, (sting) Angie is trying to juggle too many things at one time, Ian is being harassed by a PI, are they really proud parents? why the flying circus, just a coincidence, change of events, wardrobe fill of S&M sexual parties, they are being investigated, someone was questioned, on record now, has the urge to move around, Ian is writing a book about them, he is a central part of the book just as he was in the MJ back, followed you around, but his eyes were opened, felt MJ was innocent. he has your back in this, and your financial back end..he knows you are bitter and frail, the vampires are in full bloom , sucking the blood out of you, the children look unhappy, questions are being asked, no one believes the answers that are being offered up, too many physical ailments, too many drugs, what is your future going to hold, eternal sunshine, eternal darkness, or eternal pain?
You came up with that tip about the the author that puts himself in the center of the story the way IAN does, and the gaudy glove follows that reference can only really point to IAN and that he also was kind in his book to him and tried to help him (I know many will debate that, but if you have not read the book, don’t) got your back , (I think he is extending the olive branch here) and your back end (he is telling her he will not destroy her market value, box office, her image) bitter and frail , vampire in bloom, he is describing how he sees her, and that people are trying from every direction to get to her and take her down.
Each time a new one comes up though he seems to feel different, so who knows. I think she and Brad will band together to fight the book myself. That is his MO.
Reply@sinker:
Replysinker that is truly disturbing, did her mom really get her started into that at such a young age?
Yep think this defo means Angie turned her back on Ian and maybe an offered olive branch and told him to get lost, so she is basically turning her back to her future.
Reply@guest1:
Classic Mia: stupidity, homophobia and spelling mistakes. I just can’t get enough.
Reply@Kate:
I thought I read once that a friend of her mother’s was involved with the play and gave her that role. but can’t find the article. she was 15 and in her mom’s care, so i guess it’s safe to assume her mom endorsed that role.
looking for the article, also found some other interesting quotes, info. jolie’s mom enrolled her in acting classes when she was 11: “Encouraging her children’s creativity, she enrolled a young Jolie at the Strasberg Institute and frequently took both kids to the theater.”
Interesting how so many actors/actresses seem to encourage creativity by enrolling their kids in acting, eh? Lots of other ways to encourage creativity, but always with the acting…
anyhow, the play was called “Room Service” and AJ is quoted in an interview as saying she played a dominatrix and she was 15. further searching around, it appears the part was a male role for the character called wagner. i found the play “room service” and no where is there any mention of a dominatrix or dominatrix-like role. in fact, the only time you see the words “room service” “wagner” and “dominatrix” appear together is in stories about Angelina Jolie. an interview that JV did w/AJ refers to Frau Wagner, which is female. very confusing. thinking that the myth-building was going on even back then.
Also, while searching i ran across a quote about how Marcheline taught her kids to be socially aware and celebrate their Iroquois heritage by volunteering in Indian arts group.
mmm. because the Iroquois heritage was reported to have been entirely made up by marcheline and john v. early in their marriage to make marcheline seem more interesting (she was a young actress).
so i guess Aj was introduced to exploiting different cultures early on. JMO IMO
Reply@sinker:
Hm, funny that she doesn’t seem quite so keen to capitalise on those supposed Iroquois roots as the French ones nowadays. Well, I guess there aren’t too many $40 million teepees on the market!
As for that play, well if she ever did it she would actually have been about 19 not 15. Either that or like you said it was just another part of the mythology!
ReplyThis one I now think is also about Ian. So she used the latex, gloves and whips on you did she Ian?! I guess this is how you became part of the story a la Hunter S. Thompson huh?!
ReplySo she turned her back on you and now you’re getting back on with what you had originally planned i.e. the book, right? Is that the real reason you wanted to pull out of it?
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