Sugar Ray Ramone Catone (The Bronx Bi-Blogger) – No Reliable Taxi For Brad
Hormones sprung to life…hurling beer can at him…lean thigh…televangelist clapping…writhed for days…plumping out her lower lip…shock in his eyes…fumbling to straighten the mess…mind idly drew icons…gazes and stares in her underwear…she cried…he looked grim…breaking the kiss…every thought was hollow…wrenching shame…fumbling ecstasy…no reliable taxi service…heaved a sigh…before following his shadow into a square for a long dance…the taste of the lie…turning darker and darker…enraged and panic-stricken.
Te Amo, SRRC
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When you are back, you are back, hun, lol!
yeah! Nice!
Replywoooow, Perez is back! Or one sort of… Bah.
ReplyHormones sprung to life: birth of the twins?
Replyhurling beer can – it was reported that she was fed up with his pot smoking (didn’t he smoke it from a can?)
Televangelist clapping – Amr Khaled
in a nutshell… the Sudanese baby wasn’t his.
ReplyWhat did we say taxi meant when we did the other puzzle a long time ago? Anybody remember?
ReplyWhich of Brad’s bitches are we talking about here? Also, please see my comment on the other post. See if it makes any sense.
ReplyWow SR, you’re certainly pumping them out quickly now!…This one has me at a loss though. Seems to be referring to Brad’s Sudden Awakening to his precarious situation with Botoxed Jolie….hummmmm.
Reply@cuze:
ReplyOr….his reaction to discoverying one of the supposed “bios” isn’t his?
Hormones Sprung To Life = The Twins Are Born
Hurling Beer Can At Him = pissed off at his drinking
Lean Thigh = Angie’s bird legs ??
Televangelist Clapping = Brad’s salvation from the hell called Brangelina
Writhed For Days = Brad and Angie struggled with the decision to end it for days
Plumping Out Her Lower Lip = Angie couldn’t change Brad’s mind, she’s sulking
Reply@Pattyanne:
ReplyPatty – what the Hell-O is going on over at FF and why are they all raging on us again???
@cuze:
ReplyIDK Cuze, but it could mean unable to carry – like the twins maybe?
breaking the kiss = finally coming to his senses
Replybefore following his shadow = Brad a shadow of his former self
into a square for a long dance = boxed in the relationship for a long time
@Tamara:
ReplyHas to be out of frustration. It makes no sense to keep harping on us, when they claim to have no interest in us or anything we say or do. It has to be that considering we haven’t even given a thought to them in ages. Been so peaceful with them ranting to one another and leaving us here at IUC alone, sort of like they are talking into a mirror over there. They must be very lonely in their crowd to be so obsessed with IUC and us considering they ridicule IAN and IUC and us at every opportunity. Maybe one day they will come to realize how silly and childish they seem to carry on this way, but hey! some people go through their entire lives trying to find an identity that feels comfortable for them, so who knows.
What is your thinking on the No Reiyable Taxi For Brad? I’m thinking it is referring to Baby Mamma ? More of Jolie’s lies about the bios who perhaps aren’t bios?
ReplyOkay all…hubby has the movie ready for the DVD player, and the popcorn is popped. Later all~! Have fun, and again, thank you SR~!!
ReplyI think the taxi is a metaphor for someone who is going to carry Brad. Could be his child or could be him in an emotional sense or could be both. The previous reference was to a “gypsy cab” – I don’t think we ever figured out who that was. Any ideas ladies? If she was a gypsy to Ange’s “lady” then she would have to be pretty low rent! This is obviously about one of the women he hooked up with after AJ. Her revelation that she was pregnant and that she thought it was his. Turned out it wasn’t, perhaps like one of AJ’s. Hence the “no reliable taxi service” for our Bradders…. He just doesn’t seem to be having any luck does he?
Reply@Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
ReplyWell, but a gypsy by definition is one who wanders the land, without a home isn’t it? To me that sounds like Angie
From Wiki:
Gypsy: They received this name from the local people either because they spread in Europe from an area named Little Egypt, in Southern Balkans or because they fitted the European image of dark-skinned Egyptians skilled in witchcraft.
Sounds a lot more like Angie to me with her penchant for voodoo, and “bewitching” the men in her life
Reply…and No Reliable Taxi Service sounds to me like unable to carry, (like a child maybe)
Reply@Tamara:
I know I think that’s what confused us but it was in the context of a fight they’d had I think. It said there weren’t any limos available so he hired himself a gypsy cab. Unless that was going back in time to when he hooked up with Ange. Jen – the limo – wasn’t producing the goods (sex, babies etc) so he hired the gypsy cab. Yeah could have been Ange, would have to look it up to remember. Either way, looks like his cab didn’t work out either…
Reply@Pattyanne:
ReplyOh well…I was just wondering what set it off again…no biggie
“before following his shadow into a square for a long dance” – sounds like he is solo again now.
Reply@Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
ReplyI don’t remember that at all, where was I ?
@Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
That is how is seems to me also to a point. The hormones sprung to life indicate that someone thinks they are pregnant, hurling a beer can at him (-anger-) lean thigh -(a young girl-)…televangelist clapping-( beats me), have no idea what that is a reference to, writhed for days -(did she miscarry), or was that with a decision? plumping out her lower lip-(pouting or frustration) , shock in his eyes- (why is he shocked, did he not want her to be pregnant?) fumbling to straighten the mess- (so did she say she was and he is trying to fix it, is this the Sudanese girl? or is this about the twins? )mind idly drew icons- no idea-gazes and stares in her underwear- is she doing that (I hope) or him, wierd, she cried…he looked grim, if her then either she got her period, or miscarried, if him hell I don’t know, yikes, breaking the kiss ( well yes that would do it, put a big stop sign in the relationship) …every thought was hollow…(is that the look we see on Bradleys face) a long dance (oh it has been) the taste of the lie (so this sounds like the twins more, doesn’t it) turning darker and darker (the older they get the harder to hide) enraged and panic-stricken. (what can he do)
Sugar Ray dear , we need more clues..too vague!
Reply@Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
ReplyAgreed, sounds solo to me.
wonder of Angie Jo faked a pregnancy to get him back to the 12 times a day and then he happen to see that she started her mentrals. The televangelist clapping is probably James..but why?
Reply@Kate:
Or is this about him trying to get someone else pregnant to make two matching babies? Just an idea!
ReplyIntermission~! Back for a few. Gypsy cab? Madonna is huge into gypsys. Could that be a connection? I know we have info putting A-Rod and Madonna and Angie together, so maybe that fits?
ReplyIn thinking it over, i remember reading that Brad was trying to arrange for a baby for Jen. Surrogate, his spermies. All that stuff was coming out constantly about Jen getting ready to adopt a baby boy somewhere. Then suddenly…nada. It all stopped, and no more was mentioned.
ReplyMovie’s back….later~!
Reply@Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
That could fit too, hard to say without more clues. Looking at the discription of emotion it throws me off , the reference to the beer can and the reference to James do not seem to fit with the rest of it.
We need another clue.
Reply@Pattyanne:
ReplyPatty – I had the wild thought awhile back when it was all ove the rags that Jen was going to adopt that Jen was going to adopt the Sudanese baby and then get back with Brad and they would raise it together. The latest post says something about exploding modeling clay and I wondered if that was the Sudanese gave birth…??
@Pattyanne:
ReplyYou are thinking of a baby girl by surrogate, that was for Jen, the pink rope, that was what a ‘insider” was spouting over at FF, about 2 or 3 weeks ago. The Sudanese was having a boy and claiming Brad was her boyfriend. She was not a surrogate for anyone .
Before when Brad had to get the gypsy taxi it was when she he was mad and got slim wasn’t it? or was it when they had the threesome?
Anyway that was so old news so not sure how that applies. but just wondering about this underwear remark?
Maybe this has nothing to do with a baby. Hormones sprung to life could just mean she is feeling sexy , and throwing a beer can at someone , who? lean thigh ????
televangelist clapping-James obviously excited here-that is not the first time we have seen a reference to James being tickled about something.…plumping out her lower lip…
shock in his eyes-Brad can’t believe it he walks in on something?
…fumbling to straighten the mess-does not know how to find this
…mind idly drew icons-his mind is numb can’t think what to do
…gazes and stares in her underwear- is he wearing it or is he looking into it or he he looking at James in it
…she cried…-why is she crying -is he leaving
he looked grim…he is angry
breaking the kiss…he is leaving
every thought was hollow-he is numb
…wrenching shame-he feels shame
…fumbling ecstasy…
no reliable taxi service…-no one to help him
heaved a sigh…before following his shadow into a square for a long dance, left he is on his own again..
…the taste of the lie…turning darker and darker…enraged and panic-stricken.-someone will find out, is this the suppose sex tape.
the underwear comment seems important in this riddle… and the televangelist..
ReplyTe Amo, SRRC
Before when Brad had to get the gypsy taxi it was when she he was mad and got slim wasn’t it? or was it when they had the threesome?
Anyway that was so old news so not sure how that applies. but just wondering about this underwear remark?
Maybe this has nothing to do with a baby. Hormones sprung to life could just mean she is feeling sexy , and throwing a beer can at someone , who? lean thigh ????
televangelist clapping-James obviously excited here-that is not the first time we have seen a reference to James being tickled about something.…plumping out her lower lip…
shock in his eyes-Brad can’t believe it he walks in on something?
…fumbling to straighten the mess-does not know how to find this
…mind idly drew icons-his mind is numb can’t think what to do
…gazes and stares in her underwear- is he wearing it or is he looking into it or he he looking at James in it
…she cried…-why is she crying -is he leaving
he looked grim…he is angry
breaking the kiss…he is leaving
every thought was hollow-he is numb
…wrenching shame-he feels shame
…fumbling ecstasy…
no reliable taxi service…-no one to help him
heaved a sigh…before following his shadow into a square for a long dance, left he is on his own again..
…the taste of the lie…turning darker and darker…enraged and panic-stricken.-someone will find out, is this the suppose sex tape.
the underwear comment seems important in this riddle… and the televangelist..
ReplyTe Amo, SRRC
OH! You’re my new favorite blogger fyi
@Kate:
The “mind idly drew icons” bit. Made me think of iconic people as opposed to characters in a text. Like the iconic Casablanca bit before. Not sure how this fits though. Brad’s aspiration to be an iconic figure like those he seems to have tried to emulate/imitate lately?
Reply@Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
Replygazes and stares in her underwear- what do you think that refers to, why is James clapping, if that is televangelist is about him, or is it?
Just a hunch, but I think this is about Angie and James finding out about Brad’s pregnant lover.
Reply@AnonMom:
I have tried to figure this several different ways, one as if this is about that, one about a surrogate pregnant with a baby girl, and one it being about the twins.
ramone-143Hormones sprung to life…hurling beer can at him…lean thigh…televangelist clapping…writhed for days…plumping out her lower lip…shock in his eyes…fumbling to straighten the mess…mind idly drew icons…gazes and stares in her underwear…she cried…he looked grim…breaking the kiss…every thought was hollow…wrenching shame…fumbling ecstasy…no reliable taxi service…heaved a sigh…before following his shadow into a square for a long dance…the taste of the lie…turning darker and darker…enraged and panic-stricken.
The hormones represent life -so maybe invitro or just being pregnant
Hurling a beer is obviously a fight they had
lean thigh sounds like a young lover , so maybe that is what the fight is about
televangelist clapping could be James happy they are splitting up or just at odds
this is where though I get thrown
writhed for days -that could be going into labor, either having a miscarriage or giving birth
plumping out her lower lip is probably the baby pushing down ready to crown (nicest way I can describe that)
Then the baby is born, and there is shock in his eyes, but why? what is wrong with the baby to make him have shock in his eyes? or babies? he needs to fumble to straighten this mess out. Is that because the baby is the wrong race, wrong gender, something wrong with the baby? his mind idly drew icons, one does this when they are just numb, or not paying attention, not thinking , not sure what to do. he gazes and stares into her underwear?? now that does not fit at all, not sure what that means..what is he looking at or for? then she cries, and he looks grim, so the situation is not good, whatever it is. Is this a new situation or part of the other one?
Breaking the kiss-that seems to say he is breaking the spell she has on him, coming out from under it, getting himself out of the hole he has been in for so long, every thought was hollow, so he is numb, feels nothing. (that is how he has looked for a long time) wrenching shame -so this is a shameful situation that he feels also responsible for, could he have averted it? fumbling ecstasy, what does that say, he is not really into it, no reliable taxi service, he can’t trust anyone to deliver to him or for him , heaved a sigh , he is resigned to this, before following his shadow into a long square (he is boxed in )for a long dance, he is stuck in this situation, has to go along with it,the taste of the lie,turned darker and darker, he can’t fix it, it just gets worse, and he gets more enraged as times goes by and more panic stricken that some one will find out.
That must be what the shocker is in the book.Is it the twins, though or something else?
Reply@AnonMom:
ReplyIt sounds like James caught Brad in the act with a young lover, maybe someone underage. Brad is feeling trapped, embarrassed, and ashamed because now James has this over him.
@cuze:
ReplyOr it could be referring to Brad’s past when he was in college and had that “encounter” with someone that he has been trying to hide all these years. Not clear if this is something new or refers to his past.
@c
Hormones are the body’s chemical messengers ,and at Brad’s age they are decreased, so that would by nature affect his level of desire, not to mention the pot. A sharp tongue by day will destroy hot libido by night, every couple knows this, I don’t care how hot they are. The number one thing that leads to intimacy in the bedroom are loving words , not criticism, so it is hard to imagine at the stage they are at any 2 times a day with with those two. If this is about Brad and another person and James catching him then she must be very very young, because the rest indicates that, the lean thigh, which could still be the young model. She was suppose to be very young, wasn’t she around 19 or so? That would certainly get Pittster’s hormones springing to life. lol it would probably piss Angie off enough for her to throw a beer can at him, we did hear they were fighting and throwing things.
How would James catch them for him to be so delighted? Could she have been a nanny at some point? Would she have possibly been in a fashion show in Berlin? Could she have been part of a threesome? The rest , was he upset she got pregnant, why is he shocked, looking in her underwear, what is the lie, why is he in a panic, so may questions.
If the televangelist clapping is not James , it throws it all off, but I have no other ideas at this point. James is not on TV though.
ReplyI don’t think the televangelist is James. I think that refers to Brad’s roots being raised Christian and being told that being a homosexual was wrong.. that would also tie into ..the taste of the lie. Could also be referring to the reference..gazes and stares in her underwear. Finding out SHE is actually a HE. That is what makes me wonder if this post is actually a reference to the Kickapoo Kink post. Maybe that encounter he had way back in college is what he has hidden and felt ashamed of all these years…before following his shadow into a square for a long dance. Someone is holding it over Brad’s head. No reliable taxi service.. possibly meaning this encounter is not what got him out of Missouri or else there is no way around this information coming out at some point?
Reply@cuze:
ReplyAnd.. if this is what the shocker of the book is about…mainly having to do with Pitt, is that why Sugar Ray (a tranny icon) the one with the puzzles? Is the source of these puzzles the man that Pitt had this sexual encounter with? Is he the ones spilling the beans to Ian?
@cuze:
I was looking at all three of them and thought, Cuze has got it, this is about the Kickapoo incident.
I think that is exactly it, except I don’t think he is gay. Maybe bi. She cried, who would that be though, his mother?Plumped out lip? In the Kickapoo Kink I was not sure if what went down with Brad and the other person was with a guy or a girl. In parts it seemed like he forced himself on her and he felt shame because of that, Kickapoo was his Highschool, not his college. He has gone back to his college and made donations and such. He was left enraged, why, panic stricken , well if he did force himself on someone that is understood why. But why panic stricken the way he goes on and on about gay rights and being fine if his kids are gay. If he is sleeping with men, has boyfriends on the side, he surely knows that will eventually leak out. Brad seems so contradictory to me, in everything he says and does.He talks out of both sides of his mouth. I think though if he raped someone, he would feel intense shame for that, and would carry it with him always, male or female. Maybe that is what all his congential sadness is about. So the one with Ang brewing bras and cellared seems to be about her past and this about his past. Both tied to their sexual ideals. The 1st one is about the drugs, and the Cry Wolfe is just that, Ang trying to play IAN again, does that sound about right to you?
Well, movies over, nite ! Good job Cuze!!
ReplyI first read this as gazing and staring “into” someone’s underwear, but it says in. Maybe it means she (Angie or lover?) is almost catatonic and sits around in underwear not even able to get dressed.
ReplyHormones Sprung To Life:
Sudden Sexual Arousal
Hurling Beer Can At Him:
Very Angry With Brad
Lean Thigh:
Angie’s Extreme Weight Loss (cause of?)
Televangelist Clapping:
Brad’s Beginning To Believe Again
Writhed For Days:
ReplyStruggled With A Decision
Mind Idly Drew IconS – plural. Twins? Does this have to do with the theory that Angie’s meth use while pregnant with twins caused the loss of one? And her confession to Brad that Holly was impregnated ( or another) to create the second, missing twin? “Shock In His Eyes”. “Fumbling To Straighten Out This Mess”
ReplyI think “No Reliable Taxi For Brad” has to do with the twins.
Hormones Sprung To Life: Angie claims to be pregnant with twins
Hurling Beer Can At Him: He Was Pizzed That She Got Preggers After He’d Told Her He Was Done.
Lean Thigh: Angie Was Obviously Back On Her Drugs When She Told Brad.
Televangelist Clapping: Brad Found His Belief In A Decent Life Again (his decision to end it with angie)
Writhed For Days: Her Heavy Meth Usage Causing Miscarrage Of One Baby
Plumping Out Her Lower Lip: Angie Stubbornly Informs Brad She Has Arranged A Substitute “Twin” For The Remaining Baby.
Shock In His Eyes: Disbelief That Even She Would Go So Far.
Fumbling To Straighten This Mess: Working With Publicity People To Handle This , Timing Of Birth Of Separate Infants and Release Of Information.
Mind Idly Drew Icons: Plural, Two, Twins. Brad Was Thinking Of Twin Babies.
Reply@Pattyanne:
PA maybe SR can give us a hint
1-Little Bo Beep lost his sheep
or
2-no plushies no violin
What do you say Sugar Ray, which way should we go with this?
Reply@Kate:
Kate I think you’re right and it is the first one. “Hormones sprung to life” means a teenager. We’re going back to Brad’s youth. Well, if Ian prints that story his book sure will be explosive. Career-ending in fact. Give you five guesses where he got that story from!
ReplyShe cried..he looked grim.. could be Brad’s parents.
Reply@Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
Replyyou think he would have been stupid enough to tell Angie this story
Televangelist clapping: I think James is a youth pastor at Saddleback Church and has close ties with Rick Warren (head of Saddleback Church).
However, there was perhaps an incident that caused brad to leave missouri / school when he only had two finals left before getting his degree. maybe this is a reference to that incident.
This line is very intriguing: “before following his shadow into a square for a long dance…”
ReplyJust free associating – sounds like he was drawn into a long affair w/ someone and it was kept secret. maybe an older male?
Merv Griffin was rumored to have helped Ryan Seacrest and Brad Pitt with their careers.
MG was also sued yrs back by a then young and talented male dancer. Seems MG made promises but didn’t deliver. If memory serves, the dancer lost the suit. MG had all the power.
Merv Griffin had a very positive image within the industry as well as with the public. And he was super rich!
Reply@Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
ReplyI don’t know looking at this again, hormones sprung to life could mean a woman being pregnant, this could be about Angie having a miscarriage them spitting, James delighted, Brad trying to fix it being angry and panic stricken someone will find out. He has more to lose if they faked that pregnancy and they bought one of the babies, remember the half a pack of smokes. … not 14 mill but 7…that is fraud..
the no reliable taxi for Brad I think just means, no peace of mind for Brad, and he certainly does not look as though he has any, jmo, if he is caught up in a lie like this, he is stuck with her.
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