Sugar Ray Ramone Catone (The Bronx Bi-Blogger) – Barenaked Mama
Explosion of modeling clay….recreate lost childhood…ruins of a Romanesque smile…blends the mystique of Provence…corniest traditions…cellared for several days…brewing bras…distant destinations…unconcerned…you go girl…sifting out blood…over her blond hair…swam before her eyes…full of novocaine…full of toxins…threatening rain…squall line…the one cut cup. 
Te amo, SRRC
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A “Romanesque smile” is presumably a reference to the crime Polanski was convicted of.
ReplyExplosion of modeling clay – birth of the Sudanese Model’s baby?
ReplyRomanesque smile – Byzantine art showed statues with wierd maniacal smiles
Full of novacaine – taking too much coke, numb
Full of toxins – Botox
Provence mystique – sacred medieval songs from France and Italy …??? Makes no sense
Replylost on this one, she was sexually molested as a girl, apparently from what we can tell so far by Mick Jagger, by her mother’s boyfriend, by alledgedly her father buy not sure in what capacity, molestation or sexual intercourse of what, we know that the other two “claims” have been intercourse. So lost childhood implies this imo, along with the drug use, the live in boyfriend from the age of 14 years old. Like many children in Hollywood, they just never get that age of innocence back. sadly, and yet these fools still rally to support people like RP that do this to these young girls. So the squall line, is that a cold front coming before the storm???? Is she bracing herself?
again not enough clues. okay so Sugar sweetie, are these riddles for us, or are they for her?
ReplyI think the “explosion of modelling clay” is AJ’s compulsive acquisition of children to model as she wanted her childhood to be: a fairytale. It’s a shame that she is only giving that to them in photo opps.
ReplyOne Cut Cup = one baby
Reply@Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
Good call on that one.
“sifting out blood…over her blond hair…swan before her eyes” the combination of these 3 phrases gives me the shivers. Think about it, who is blond? Shiloh.
ReplyRomanesque Smile = Translation of Romanesque from French to English is Romantic
ReplyRomantic Smile
Ruins of a Romanesque (Romantic ) Smile blends the mystery of Chateau Miraval ( located near Aix-en-Provence).
ReplyLOL, now i better understand the phrase, “Be careful what you wish for, you may get it”…been working my brain overtime, and need to take a minute to pull these together to make a cohesive sentence!
Reply@too curious:
ReplyI thought about that too, and then did not want too…of couse Viv is as well, but she is parading Shiloh around
A squall line is thunderstorms that develop either ahead of or along with a cold front – they can be very dangerous because they bring high winds. There is a fight brewing over something.
Reply@Kate:
ReplyI got chills when i read that also Kate. I think TC is right on. Sifting Out Blood On Her Blond Hair = Sifting out possible DNA (baby daddy?)? Swam before her eyes , thinking about it reminded her.
Sifting out blood could be detoxing or it could be human gene testing either , for a genetic illness, relations etc. so you go girl proceeds that ? over her blond hair follows, swam before her eyes ..
so detox or gene testing
ReplyProblems with the birth of Viv, the one baby Angie gave birth to , not to twins. It’s confirmed there are health issues with one of the babies, and i had read that one was premie and very ill due to Angie’s meth useage. Rough delivery (c-section, wipping the blood off the newly born girl) Swam before Angie’s eyes, the knowledge of her meth use during her pregnancy and the resulting premature delivery with problems. Could be.
ReplyThey claim Knox has genetic disorder in several articles i’ve read recently. There would have to be testing to know that.
ReplyIAN…get that book published soon~! My brain is working overtime on this….
Reply@Pattyanne:
ReplyThat might be true if she actually gave birth to the twins, which I’ve been doubting for awhile now, but this makes it sound as if she did, so Im confused as usual! hahaha
@Pattyanne:
Sifting is done in relation to AIDS , so this could be in a reference to that..that would not be so shocking truly would it? If Ted is correct with his H revelation , maybe that was a precaution prior to the birth of one of the children..
how does the one cut cup relate to one baby?
Reply…and all three riddles seem to stand alone, they don’t really fit together, so is SR giving us a whole bunch of stories or does it all tie in together somehow?
…And, it must be said, why has Ian been mum on the Brange since May and now all of a sudden a wild barrage of riddles from Sugar all in two days? Did something happen lately so that Ian can post about them again?
Reply@Kate:
Replytalking about blood again…blood stained pillows…it has to relate to the twins I think
@Kate:
ReplyKate they sift blood for HIV and for DNA
I”m more inclined to believe the premature birth of one by Angie , and the infants state immediately after birth required a blood workup possibly due to suspicion of the infant being born addicted? Just My Personal Opinion.
ReplyA cut cup is for use in an infant who is unable to extend it’s neck in order to drink without risk of choking. One cut cup = one infant. Two problem infants would be two cups, one for each i’d think. This indicates only one infant had a problem drinking. So it’s regarding the infant as an older toddler.
ReplyI recall reading now that Knox has the genetic digestive disorder, so perhaps the cut cup is his?
Reply@Tamara:
Replyokay so that makes sense, so then how does this relate to Brad and the taxi? He got stuck trying to fix the mess, but why?
Okay, lets think about this. Taxi. What is a taxi? Paid convience to transport one. Could the No Reliable Taxi For Brad mean a Surrogate Who Was To Have Had A Baby For Brad (possibly for Jen?) Proved Unreliable When The Child Proved By DNA (sift blood) Not To Be His Bio?
ReplyAnd as Brad went along with the fake pregnancy of twins, now he is stuck being the acknowledged father to a non-bio child?
Reply@Pattyanne:
Replywell that would account for the mounting anger and the darkness , but without more clues we are just throwing darts into the trees
Are you a professional journalist? You write very well.
Reply@Kate:
Right you are, Kate. I’ve come up with an entire list of “what ifs.” The biggest “what if” is “What if I’m wrong?” LOL. Blah … one of these days I’m going to catch up with SOMEONE! I’ve been sick for so long, it seems I’m the one who is “throwing darts into the trees.” Bother.
SRR and Ian … It’s really nice to have you back. My brain’s a LOT rusty (lack of riddles, you understand) so it will take awhile to get it moving again.
Hi everyone.
ReplyHey Ian! Can you tell your alter ego – the tranny Sugar Ray to shut his trap and stop babbling nonsense? Thanx.
ReplyThe analogy with wine sounds like something brewing and maturing over time. The cellared and brewing comment. Then the distant destinations, maybe relating to some very early long-term plans for making these babies which were brewing for a while, or maybe that they’ve been looking for them from distant destinations. Either way I think it is about why the twins have been supposedly locked away in the chateau for all this time. They’ve been cooking up a plan there to fix it. And yes the “one cut cup” sounds like only one of them is theirs.
ReplyTo me it sounds like viv is not well for whatever reason or they are doing a DNA test on her. I’m not sure about her being born either addicted or with a drugs related illness because I don’t believe she carried either of them. She was definitely wearing an emulate belly throughout her pregnancy and definitely in Cannes. I find it unlikely she wld choose a surrogate with the same issues as her. But the “unconcerned” and “you go girl” bit sounds like she was doing something brazen and daring and didn’t care about the consequences. That and the trying to recreate the lost childhood thing makes me think of James. Knox to me sounds like he is not theirs.
Reply@Tamara:
ReplyProvence is the french local place where Chateau Miraval is.
Oh my, SRRC is talkative these days …
ReplyYeah I think all in all this is about Angie being utterly brazen and careless about the twins business. She thinks she can get away with anything, tell any lie and the public will swallow it. I think she is a pathological liar and lives in a fantasy world. People who lie all the time and see it as normal can’t understand how obvious it looks. The “unconcerned” and the “you go girl”, that is about a woman who thinks she can get away with murder and still come out of it looking like she walks on water. All she has to do are a few more photo opps for “humanitarian issues” and drag those kids out to the store a few more times. Remember the previous SR post: “she’s a rich girl and she’s gone too far” – that’s what this is about. She thinks money can buy her out of any situation. But it can’t.
Reply@Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
ReplyViv looks like her little clone, Knox , do you see a reference to him in there?
@Kate:
ReplyKnox hasn’t got the same bone structure as AJ, JV, JH, MB, of BP, or any of his family. I do think he appears to share the same bone structure as Holly Goline though. As they age, the difference will become more obvious, as it has already begun to show. My guess is Angie had Viv, low birth weight, allergies or gastro problems, possible DNA issues, etc. Holly produced Knox, but whether the sperm belonged to Brad or not is a question.
@Kate:
No, but it says “over her blond hair” which implies one of the girls. Although I guess it could be the other way around and Viv is the one they had to do the test on. No idea to be honest, it’s too vague, definitely not enough in it to say clearly who is being referred to one way or the other!
Reply@Pattyanne:
ReplyHolly had a girl
Knox is a cutie pie, he has the sweetest face, and I know people think he looks like he has something wrong with him, but maybe he just looks like his bio father, and he is older. I know someone on another board (not me) said he looked like he had fetal alcohol syndrome, but I am not familiar with that look, so I don’t know. I thought it was very very strange that right from the beginning Brad said Knox looked like Putin, and it is wierd, he sort of does have those eyes. Light airy eyes. Was that a deflection? How would he know that at birth unless he knew who the birth father was or unless the baby was older already when he made that comment. They both appear healthy to me. If they had allergies to cows milk I doubt they would be taking them out for ice cream. That sounds like a cover story. Brad holds Knox like he is attached to him, and Angelina does the same with Viv, holds onto her little hand. he does not grip Shiloh’s hand like that now. Of course that could be because she was attached to Zahara at the time and Brad was focused on Shiloh, it is impossible to know.
ReplyJumping in here…there is something weird about the addition of every single child in this “family.” Does anyone know who the social workers were who approved her to adopt??
Reply@Kate:
Yeah the allergies thing is just cover story nonsense but we still don’t really know what they’re covering. Who do you think is Knox’s biological father then if not Brad? People have commented that Knox looks like Britney Spears’ two boys, which he really does. It was widely speculated that they both has fetal alcohol syndrome but I have no idea whether it was true. Considering the state of Brit at the time it wouldn’t be that unlikely would it? Yes the Brad saying Knox looked like Putin was weird wasn’t it? How on earth could you say a newborn looked like Putin? And besides, the baby in the photoshoot didn’t. But then Brad is not exactly overloaded with the smarts is he? What did he say about Viv – that she is gracious like her mother (do you think he meant graceful, how could a baby be gracious?!)? Yep, our Bradders, not too full of the smarts!
Reply@Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
Replylol someone probably scripted that for him also, and he misunderstood the word. Remember when he said the greatest gift he could give his kids was their mother..I thought , what?
@AnonMom:
ReplyI read something one time, in regard to Pax, but Jolie is close to Dr. Jane Aronson,(sp) who helped her get Pax, so she is probably a big part of it.
She’s been open about the facilitators and adoption agencies she’s used, but there must have been a social worker or three who completed and approved her home studies. How that happened is a big ? for me. Social workers are supposed to vet potential parents thoroughly. The agencies don’t care as long as they get their money.
ReplyAnother thought…is this sifting of blood over her blond hair referring to the child of Brad and his lover (who is black)?
ReplyWhen I hear “unconcerned” and “you go girl” I think of Jennifer. Not sure how she’d fit in this though.
ReplyRuins of a Romanesque smile, blends with the mystique of Provence…
The Chateau dates to pre-Roman times and is located on what was a busy Roman road. So maybe ruins of a Romanesque smile has something to do with their holidays ending in ruins.
I’m not one to wish this on anyone, but the brewing bras and one cut cup and the sifting of blood, swam before her eyes, full of novacaine, full of toxins etc, could AJ have been diagnosed with breast cancer?
Or less dramatic, did one of her implants burst?
ReplyI’m starting to think some of this may have something to do with Zahara.. got to think on it.
Reply@Kate:
What if Knox and Vivienne are human clones? You can’t put it past Angie and Brad to do something like that. They’re certainly narcissistic enough. It would explain the genetic disorders and secret DNA tests on the twins as well as keeping them indoors.
If that story broke, it would send shockwaves all around the world in the political, entertainment and scientific world simultaneously.
Imagine the headlines;
BRANGIE TWINS ARE HUMAN CLONES!
SHOCK! JOLIE-PITT TWINS WERE CLONED!
POPE BENEDICT CONDEMNS CLONING OF BRANGIE TWINS
SCIENTIFIC WORLD SHATTERED BY BRANGIE CLONES
PRESIDENT OBAMA RESPONDS TO BRANGIE CLONE CONTROVERSY
BRANGIE CLONES VIOLATE U.N. TREATIES
U.S. TO PASS TOUGHER ANTI-CLONING LAWS
EUROPEAN UNION PASSES LEGISLATION TO CRACK DOWN ON HUMAN CLONING
It would be wall to wall coverage in every newspaper, magazine, and tv network on the planet.
ReplyI do not think Knox looks like Brad. That’s not to say he isn’t his bio son, but he doesn’t IMO look like him. Neither does Vivienne for that matter.
ReplySo was this one about you and Angelina in France Ian? Were you holed-up together for days (cellared for days)? Did she give you the seductress routine like she’s doing in the pic? Is that why we didn’t hear from you in months and then we got the series of flattering posts? And then maybe she stopped returning your calls? Just jump on in here if I’m wrong.
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