IUC Travel: Norweigan Wood, L.A. Dining and Vermont’s Best Bets
- Norway is the hidden gem of Europe. After appearing on the mega hit show Skavlan (I’m on near the end of the show) I spent a couple of days sightseeing and hanging out with the locals. These people make North Americans look like nuns when it comes to partying. And the city embraces nudity everywhere, especially in Vigeland Park, where there are almost 200 naked bronze and granite statues by legendary artist Gustav Vigeland. If I didn’t watch myself I would have ended up in a wheelchair going to the airport today. “Tak” to all the great people I met in Oslo!!!!!!
- Best restaurant I dined at recently was Simon’s in the Sofitel Luxury hotel. The food was out of this world. Every dish I tried was world class. Best of all may have been the most unique desert platter I ever experienced. It included all the favorite treats kids from my generation grew up with – cotton candy, snickers, milkshake, cracker jax, ice cream and the best tasting chocolate cake I can remember tasting. Not to be missed!
- On a recent trip to Vermont I stayed at the Green Mountain Suites Hotel on Dorset Street. This unique gem combines country inn environment with a twist of NYC class right in the heart of beautiful Burlington. Best way to get there is to travel JetBlue, my all time favorite airline. Every seat on JetBlue is first class. When you visit Burlington check out the pedestrian street in the middle of the city – very artsy, great restaurants and boutiques.
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Angie’s mouthpiece – “she could care less about Jen Aniston” give me a frickin’ break
ReplyIan… you said on Norwegian TV that AJ would ‘ kill you ‘ if she knew what’s in your upcoming book ….. when is the book coming out ?
ReplyIan, didn’t you say you would check w/ your $cilon source about Lisa Marie Presley and her fam leaving the cult? Ever hear back from those people?
Reply@mooki:
Yeah she couldn’t care a less about her except for when she is exploiting her to save her public image! The crap that’s coming out of that woman’s mouth/mouthpiece lately is truly shameless. Apparently poor Angie is so very insecure over Brad’s relationship with the woman whose husband she pinched, the evil Jen. Poor Angie is just like you and I yano despite her spectacular and in no way artifically created looks. Deep down we are all human beings aren’t we? Angie is just like one of us, watching her weight and fretting over wrinkles. Poor old Angie. Also I hear Jen Aniston is heading for none other than rehab ladies and gentleman, yes REHAB. That’s where the odd margarita with your girlfriends will send you hey? Well, that’s if you’re in any way a threat to poor Angie of course! Otherwise you’ll probably be just fine.
Seriously Jen, is taking all this BS in public from this witch just to keep who you like to sleep with quiet really worth it? I don’t bloody think so. If I were you I would just come out with it and kick that evil manipulative bitch and her PR crap to the curb. You could ruin her! Just say you’re bi, no-one could ever prove you wrong, you were married to Brad Pitt for God’s sake! I think it would be good for your image, not bad – it would sex you up!
Anyhoo, I also just figured out why Ted was peddling that poor Brad and Angie can’t afford not to work, they just have too many mouths to feed BS (what like 5 million mouths?). It’s another attempt to justify their continued movie projects when they were supposed to be retiring to “stay home and become a grandma yano” years ago. Seriously these two are shaeeless, do they really expect the general public to buy that bare-faced lie? When we all know they own at least one $40 million mansion. Bitches puh-lease, stop this, you’re embarrassing yourselves. Stay home, hire yourselves a stripper and have a good famliy night in and leave your poor PR rep alone for a minute. Even she’s getting embarrassed about peddling this shit lately. And in this economy!
Reply@Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
LOL I want some of what they are smoking, 12 times a day? hey, where can you get that stuff, lol? I watched a show recently where they pumped cocaine up the chickys vayaya, with a syringe, wonder if that does it?
She died though.
ReplyI can see him hit the bong 12 times a day ….what a professional weed smoker …Harry Pothead and the Chamber of Methheads ….lol …
ReplyJesus Christmas! I leave for six months only to come back and find out that Angie and JenJen are still at it.
And in this economy?
You’d think that these two would grow the fuck up.
ReplyI don’t buy it, no way can Brad Pitt “do it” with Angie TWELVE TIMES a DAY, his penis is , as Juliette Lewis said awhile ago, the size of two grains of rice, one on top of the other….perhaps IAN meant to say Brad TRIES to do it 12 x’s a day??? Perhaps Angie needs one more tattoo? A Bullseye maybe? What dribble, what a joke this is…roflmboooo I am NOT impressed.
Replyhttp://www.suburbanchicagonews.com/newssun/entertainment/1820895,CST-FTR-zp13.article
Tom Cruise’s rep about Suri in Catholic preschool: ”There is no rift between Tom and Katie over this. As is often the case, children of different faiths are sent to schools run by one religious denomination or another. I’m sure you know plenty of non-Catholics in Chicago who send their children to Catholic schools — simply because they think they will get a better education there.” ”Tom remains very devoted to Scientology,” said the longtime pal. ”And he and Katie are very much on the same side about all this.” I’m calling bs on all of this (there’s def a riff in their “relationship” [if there was one there to begin with]{ and who wants to bet the ‘pal’ is Tommy Davis?
Replyhttp://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/discussion/2009/10/01/DI2009100103568.html
“The twits – Kristie Alley: Loved the acting choice to play Kristie as a stoned then erratic bipolar type. The video raises a Scientology question though, when Kristie talks about someone trying to “assist my depression” – I thought Kristie and Co. didn’t believe in mental illness – so where does depression fall in the mix? (Or is it that they believe in mental illness but prefer vitamins and saunas to drugs? ) Please clarify.
Liz Kelly: You’re asking me to explain Kirstie Alley’s thought process and that I can not do. But I will tell you that those Tweets were taken from a day in which Kirstie was talking about depression and her non-belief in medication or the practice of psychology in general. And, yes, sharing her Scientology beliefs about healing oneself through the power of positive thinking, etc.
As for the actress who portrayed her for us, Jessica Aimone — she was absolutely fabulous. We had so much fun working with her. And she’s such a pro… she’s even starred as a Manson disciple in a MSNBC dramatization called “Will You Kill for Me.” So obviously she had the erratic bipolar thing down.”
ReplySunday, on Radio-Canada, in front of 2 million people, the wife of Guy Laliberté said she only read 5 pages of your book and had enough
ReplyHad a quick look in Now magazine today and there was a truly hilarious article on the twins. Apparently they haven’t been seen in 15 months because they have allergies and coelic and need more of a stable routine than the older children (responding to their press yet again). They have (gasp!) regular bed times at 7pm (wow that’s so smart of them huh, who would ever have thought of giving babies a regular bed time?) and are kept in the chateau in France and cared for by bodyguards and nannies in Brangelina’s absence. (Which would all make perfect sense if they hadn’t taken them out for a late night ice cream in SYRIA of all places, SYRIA, Jesus wept!). Angie though is apparently exhausted because she swears she hasn’t had more than 2 hours straight of sleep in the last 15 months – LMAO!!!! And Maddox is being trained to be a very responisble older brother apparently (expect this is in response to comments that he seems rather naughty) and Shiloh is forging a strong bond with Viv!!! Meanwhile, Angie and Brad have already picked out careers and life plans for the kids. Zahara is to be a doctor and save the world. The boys are being tutored by Brad in motor sports (I am not making this up!), presumably to become the future Lewis Hamilton! And I think Viv or Shi was to so something arty or something. Yano so the Brangelina brood are covering all possible bases with their greatness! Which is funny because if they take at all after their parents they’ll in fact all grow up to be thick-as-a-brick drugged up high school drop-outs! (Can’t wait for these kids to grow up and start saying FU to the Brand – it will be hysterical to watch Angie lose all control over her miniature PR reps!). This article was truly hilarious though, it had everything a good piece of Brangelina fiction always contains: affirmations of the Jolie-Pitts unrivalled greatness at everything, blatant lies about their parenting habits, you name it, it had it! All it needed was some BS about them having sex 12 times a day (well this is probably true, just it’s probably not with each other) and how all the world’s ills are caused by the evil Jen and it would have been a piece of Brangelina poetry in motion. Seriously one of these days all these press releases are going to be put together and sold as a great work of trash fiction. Jackie Collins has nothing on Brangelina’s PR bitch!
Reply@Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
ReplyDang, loved your post Keane – great critique of the article! had me laughing out loud!
@Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
ReplyWhat?? NO politician in the family??
sorry but not even us third world countries would vote for one jolie/tit as a politician although they can lie better than most politicians already and that with out a political post been offered. never say what your kids will do because they could very well kick you in the teeth like angie did to her own dad. what you reap you will sow. as for ten times a day peewee must have some major stab wounds after humping those bone 12 time any day. and let me tell you when you are that thin you don’t have the energy to have sex 12 times a month. jmo
Reply@ladybert62:
Thanks but this stuff really does write itself. Who do they actually have writing their press releases nowadays, Eddie from Absolutely Fabulous? Whoever it is she has obviously not been within 50ft of a child since she in fact was in. Or maybe not even then who knows. Whoever she is she certainly never took “parents do not pick out what careers their children are going to have when they’re 3 years old” class or “making sure your toddlers go to bed at a regular time is not exactly a revolutionary concept in terms of good parenting” class. Are Brangelina really signing off on this crap? I guess neither of them actually know much about parenting though as they obviously haven’t actually raised any children yet themselves, so I guess what would they know. The pics of Jolie holding a baby in Africa did not exactly scream “woman who has raised 6 kids” did they? More like “woman who carries 6 kids like handbags for photo opps as she thinks it makes her look likable then hands them straight back to the team of nannies” to me. And on the subject of those toddlers, a thought just occurred to me. 15-month olds, they would be toddling away by now right? Funny we don’t see them out and about too much hey? Would be tricky to explain why one 15 month-old could walk and the other one couldn’t wouldn’t it? Almost like they might not be exactly the same age…. just a wild supposition and JMO!
Reply@Tamara:
Oh no, that would be the preserve of La Jolie alone of course. She would not want any competition from her offspring now would she? Don’t you understand that the children are there to compliment and enhance Angelina’s image, not detract from it? Angelina’s children are beautiful and adorable of course, but in a way that does not detract from Angelina herself, rather they set her off as such, like tiny diamonds around a beautiful sapphire. Angelina’s children will be great and important beings of course, but not in any way which might make Angelina look less spectacular. Rather they will fulfil all the attributes and aspects of herself which she physically does not have time to do herself. They will do all the studying and work required to be the things that Angelina did not have the intelligence/application, I mean time to achieve herself. But these things will always be merely secondary and indeed complimentary to the being of Angelina herself, and in no way detract from her. She will always be humanitarian, earth mother, Oscar-winning artist, sex goddess and one-time pilot Angelina – the immortal, godly being that flies above the firmament on which us lesser mortals walk. Her children are her ambassadors on earth, here to remind us of the eternal wonder that is Angelina, forever and in perpetuity. SHE will never be forgotten as long as her progeny peoples the earth….
ReplyIan, who is publishing the Brangie book?
Reply@Gitano:
ReplyHello Gitano, IAN’S publisher is Transit Media out of Canada. http//www.TransitMedia.com
Hope this helps you
OOps…here’s the correct URL Gitano
http://transitpublishing.com/
ReplyCan’t help but to ponder on that reported 12 times a day sexual adventures of Brad and Angie. Let me see. She’s in Africa, he’s in Spain, then he’s in L.A. and she’s in NYC, okay, then he goes to France to oversee the remodeling while she stays in NYC. Wow! Juliette Lewis must have way underestimated the length of those grains! Chuckle, chuckle, grin, wink, wink.
Reply@Pattyanne:
I think Ian just meant 12 times a day as in in total. Like 12 times a day with whoever/whatever: Jenny, slim, bunny, Chris Rock’s unidentified threesome participant, fido, the rubber plant, that guy standing over there, someone Aj bumped into at the store, one of the PAs, multiple nannies, the security guy etc etc. Yano, the usual suspects. Seriously by the time they’ve worked their way round that lot I doubt they have much time left for each other. And anyway, it wouldn’t be all that illicit and exciting would it? We all know about it after all. Maybe Ange stumbled upon Jen in the grotto or whatever it was and they had a bitch fight followed by wild passionate love-making who knows. All of these things are equally possible in my view. How do they have time to take care of those 6 kids when they’re banging 12 times a day I wonder? Well, I guess the twins they mostly leave in France and the older ones – forget their names – something I believe happens to Brange now and again – are pretty much old enough to take care of themselves nowadays after all. I mean, for God’s sake, Z is practically practising medicine these days and woah look at Pax zipping past in that racing car, he’s vritually settled down with kids. Those kids, they are so yesterday’s news – I wonder if Brange are thinking of phasing them out. You know, like, oh those kids, they were cute but they’re practically grown now, we’re moving on to other projects. Yep, can see that happening. Honestly I am telling you, if it’s not politics, it’s gonna be saving the whales/donkeys/lesser-spotted arachnidor whatever fer sure. Kids, like, that’s just so 2008. I want to hear about Brangelina with wildlife.
Reply@Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
ReplyWell, when they run out of possibilities in the civilized world, they can branch out to more remote areas, perhaps buy a 1,000 acres of prime land, built a hut or two, hire some help, yano, cooks, maids, laundry persons, Brad’s Geisha of the Moment, rent a ho for Angie. Then they can set up business’ to operate for the community they have accidentally begun with the staff. Hairdressers, Restaurants, Theaters (Angie must release her angst yano), a nice little whore house or three, to cover all possibilities WinkWink~! Yep, i can see it. If they leave the kids back in France with the Mamma/Nannies, they would be free to save the (insert wildlife indigenous to said remote area). Yep, that would be a great boon to Angie, she could save the country she establishes, name herself President of said country, vote herself an Oscar for her performance in her newly established theather….oh yes. To Angie, that would be perfect. Mentally Ill people need others to understand their neeeeeeeeeeeeds~!!!
What a piece of crap … 12 times ? …. why are we even talk about an obviously lie ….not funny anymore
ReplyQuestion: What do you call a person who sells out?
ReplyAnswer: Brangelina Branded Body & Soul
@Pattyanne:
ReplyLOL … agree all the way …. at least something I won’t buy any longer …
@Pattyanne:
ReplyBB BS haha
@Ms Agatha:
ReplyYup, what a shame, isn’t it? Well, at least now i’ll save myself $25. Guess i’ll just go get a trim and a manicure instead. LOL
@Pattyanne:
ReplyInteresting and informative. But will you write about this one more?
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