IUC Exclusive: Mystery Maryland Woman Says “I Want to Marry Bill Clinton”

Posted on October 7th, 2009 by HisHighness in IUC:Entertainment, IUC:Exclusive, IUC:Politics

billclintonandmodelA mystery Maryland woman contacted IUC, claiming she had an on/off affair with Bill Clinton for several years and says she plans to marry the married President. The former model/dancer who calls herself “Chaki” refused to provide IUC with proof when I asked her for corroboration. “If you don’t print it I’ll take it elsewhere,” she said. IUC reserves judgment on this one.

  1. Pattyanne said on October 7th, 2009 at 2:25 pm

    Lol, sure, and i intend to marry Jonny Depp, just as soon as i get a chance to meet him that is. It’s nice to have a goal in one’s life, but to reach her’s would require a miracle! Dream on honey.

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  2. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on October 7th, 2009 at 2:30 pm

    Why was she so desperate for you to print it? I was watching one of your previous chats last night and was interested to hear what you said about AJ wanting to hook up with Bill Clinton. Why would one of Slick Willy’s lovers just come out of the blue like that and demand that you published her story without being willing to prove it in any way? If she was legit she’s pretty much blown her chances with him now hey? Sounds suspect to me, I don’t buy it. She does not sound like a reliable source in any way….

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  3. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on October 7th, 2009 at 2:35 pm

    I meant to say those are the words of a pretty media-savvy woman: “If you don’t print it I’ll take it elsewhere” – talk about the source trying to manipulate the journalist! Whoever she is she knows what she is doing and she is no stranger to the world of the press. JMO!

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  4. cuze said on October 7th, 2009 at 2:42 pm

    Well now that you’ve printed it, what is she going to do???? Is she going to prove it?

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  5. I'm on the bidet said on October 7th, 2009 at 3:09 pm

    This story would be better if instead of “Chaki” it was “Chachi” from “Happy Days”, i.e. Scott Baio, after following up a mental breakdown with a lot of drinking, hallucinates an extended, closeted affair with Bill, and in a fit of pique calls up Ian. Now trapped by his words, Chachi Baio has no option but to start arranging a wedding, and calls up Fonzy to be his best man, and Potsy to sing at the reception, which will of course be held at Arnold’s. Wah wah wah!!

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  6. Pattyanne said on October 7th, 2009 at 3:23 pm

    @I’m on the bidet:
    Lol. You should be a writer!

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  7. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on October 7th, 2009 at 3:44 pm

    @I’m on the bidet:

    Tres amusant!

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  8. Pattyanne said on October 7th, 2009 at 4:00 pm

    In thinking over all the gossip concerning good ole Billy Clinton, i have to say i am honestly wondering why all these women seem to lust after him. He must have a “secret weapon”…ya think?

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  9. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on October 7th, 2009 at 4:03 pm

    @Pattyanne:

    Not to my memory. I’ve seen him up close in tiny little shorts and there was no mass swooning amongst the women in the crowd to my recollection! Lol

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  10. Pattyanne said on October 7th, 2009 at 4:09 pm

    @Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
    Glad to read that Keane. I’ve found over the years, the size of a man’s shoe is NOT relative to the size of his….joystick! LOL. Besides, it’s what you do with it that wins the game, wink~!!

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  11. ladybert62 said on October 7th, 2009 at 4:18 pm

    Well made me laugh – I believed it up until the part where she says she wants to marry him! So thanks for the giggle Ian. :D

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  12. DebFrmHell said on October 7th, 2009 at 4:51 pm

    refused to provide IUC with proof when I asked her for corroboration. “If you don’t print it I’ll take it elsewhere,”
    REFUSED TO PROVIDE IUC WITH PROOF???? SO IAN PRINTED IT… WHY???

    Better question is why are you all not challenging Ian on this BS. Seriously, that statement alone is enough to have the Assistant file it in a trash can.

    That stupidity is to journalism as toilet plunging is to open heart surgery.

    Ian tried to jump the shark and the shark ate him. Who is posting this crap of late? I don’t think that much of Ian Halperin and even I am having a difficult time believing that he wrote this tripe. AND by doing so he has virtually admitted that he would post something AS FACT with no collaboration whatsoever.

    ” IUC reserves judgment on this one.”

    pfffft!

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  13. BeenThereDoneThat said on October 7th, 2009 at 4:59 pm

    This item isn’t just jumping the shark. This is launching yourself over the shark and into orbit. Around Jupiter.

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  14. mooki said on October 7th, 2009 at 5:46 pm

    wouldn’t be surprised if it was Gennifer Flowers wanting another 15 min. of fame. Wasn’t she a stripper before she did Slick Willie? I think she also did a softcore porno in the 80s…

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  15. Pattyanne said on October 7th, 2009 at 6:02 pm

    @mooki:
    Yup mooki, just Wild Bill’s sort of woman ~ wink!!

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  16. Tamara said on October 7th, 2009 at 6:33 pm

    I think Ian made it very clear that he doesn’t know if it’s fact or not, he posted it, left it up to us to talk about but never once intimated that it was “fact”.

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  17. Ms Agatha said on October 7th, 2009 at 7:10 pm

    You got to love that woman ….. Going in the ring with Holie.. .. LOL …. I am rooting for Chaki !!! Or, as an afterthought … Billie has made her up to stop Holie from stalking him…LOL

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  18. mooki said on October 7th, 2009 at 7:10 pm

    http://news.bostonherald.com/track/inside_track/view/20091007tom_cruises_into_lecture_at_harvard_law/srvc=home&position=also

    Tommy Boy makes a surprise appearance during Harvard Law lecture by Miscavige’s lawyer Bert Fields. why Harvard let this slimeball speak is beyond me (*cough* $$$$$ *gag*)

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  19. mooki said on October 7th, 2009 at 7:11 pm

    @Pattyanne:

    speaking of Clinton women, where the hell has Monica been? heard from one source that she’s really fallen off the wagon

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  20. Ms Agatha said on October 7th, 2009 at 7:20 pm

    @mooki:
    ….. recruiting the intelligenzia and future money makers …

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  21. Pattyanne said on October 7th, 2009 at 7:58 pm

    @mooki:
    Well mooki, i hear she’s now designing purses, and is a spokesperson for Jenny Craig. She did have a bio out with Andrew Morton, Monica’s Story. She seems to be making a decent living by selling the one product she possesses….herself. What did she do with that infamous blue dress? Imagine what that would bring at an auction!

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  22. Pattyanne said on October 7th, 2009 at 7:59 pm

    @Ms Agatha:
    Heck yea Aggie~! I’d rather go in the ring with a pack of rabid dogs than with a h*rney Angie Jo….yikes! With those spidery arms and legs, i wouldn’t stand a chance…lol

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  23. Kate said on October 7th, 2009 at 9:25 pm

    @Tamara:
    So she plans to marry Bill, sounds like she wanted to push IAN into printing it to hatch some scheme against Clinton, nudge him ,send him a threat of some sort. After Letterman there are probably quite a few of these plans being schemed and excecuted . Amusing, I wonder if Angie Jo knows she plans to take her man. ha ha j/k.

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  24. dylan said on October 8th, 2009 at 5:15 am

    I haven’t had a chance to read all these comments & don’t know if anyone else has mentioned it but isn’t that Gina Gershon in that photo? I can remember a photo shoot of her w/ that exact pic. Also, it looks just like her. G.G. has also been accused of having an affair with B.C. but it is NOT true. I mean really, the man has been accused of sleeping w/ everyone. Well, just thought I would I would comment on the photo of said Maryland woman. Anyone else see G.G. in this photo or am I just going blind?

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  25. Evianie said on October 8th, 2009 at 7:46 am

    When is the Jolie book coming out? Maybe one of her minions is trying to get Ian to post bunk so he will have no credibility by the time the book comes out. Wily one, she is.

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  26. BeenThereDoneThat said on October 8th, 2009 at 10:39 am

    …no credibility BY THE TIME THE BOOK COMES OUT?#$!&!

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  27. mooki said on October 8th, 2009 at 11:41 am

    @dylan:

    oh wow, that is Gina Gershon. ‘Showgirls’ era Gina

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  28. Alif said on October 8th, 2009 at 3:36 pm

    @mooki:
    Tiny Tom has a history of interrupting public functions such as this. He once did it as Steven Spielberg was being honored, suprising everyone, esp. SS by taking the stage; thus disrupting the affair.

    US magazine has an article about KatieBot. She claims Tommy critiques her dresses, saying things like, “The dress is wearing you, not you wearing the dress!” And she declares she loves it! Hmmm.

    Does anyone remember the photos of Tiny Tom in drag? Seems all that disappeared once he moved up in the Cult of Scientology.

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  29. Alif said on October 8th, 2009 at 3:52 pm

    Bill Clinton once held up outgoing flights from San Francisco, for 45 mins. at least, in an area airport! And it was because he was having his hair done at the time, according to reports.

    I, for one, am thankful to him for balancing our budget while he was in office.
    He does seem to have a revengeful streak. He recently endorsed Gavin Newsom for governor, when it’s still very early in the game. He did it, according to reports, because Jerry Brown, GN’s rival, once displeased BC with his “threatening” political stance.
    Which leads me to wonder if he will oppose any Kennedys in the future because the late Teddy Kennedy made a critical endorsement of Barack Obama over Hillary.

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  30. mooki said on October 9th, 2009 at 9:28 am

    @Alif:

    whatever happened to that gay sex tape that mysteriously disappeared? (*cough* fair game *gag*) I’ve been hearing rumors about bootleg copies circulating in WeHo

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  31. mooki said on October 9th, 2009 at 12:32 pm

    @mooki:

    this one merchant I’ve been hearing, is selling Cruise’s sex tape underground in the black market along w/ tapes allegedly of Vanessa Hudgens, Colin Farrell, Angelina, and many others

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  32. Kate said on October 9th, 2009 at 1:21 pm

    @mooki:
    Hey Mooki, I remember something about the one on Angelina tape from last year,I am surprised it surfaced though.

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  33. keane cyber queen supreme said on October 10th, 2009 at 10:30 am

    @ mooki – so who was cruise supposed to have been having sex with in the vid, L Ron?

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  34. Liz E. said on October 10th, 2009 at 2:18 pm

    Alif said on October 8th, 2009 at 3:52 pm .
    Which leads me to wonder if he will oppose any Kennedys in the future because the late Teddy Kennedy made a critical endorsement of Barack Obama over Hillary.
    +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
    Not all Kennedys endorsed Obama. A number of Kennedys were strong Hillary supporters. Bill Clinton has never been a mindless or vengeful politician. He’s too smart for that.

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  35. PattyAnnes's dried up funk box said on October 10th, 2009 at 10:23 pm

    DebFrmHell,

    why are you back over here posting?

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  36. mooki said on October 11th, 2009 at 10:35 am

    @keane cyber queen supreme:

    a porn star, who later killed himself after the Co$ fair gamed him.

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